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Me too

Dunno what it is, apart from bloody annoying

(Eggy Whiff, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

The reply linky?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

reply

is your friend

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

bloody annoying?

remind me what that's like again ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

like this?

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

yes I do

where did you get it from?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

over there

*points*

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

oi!

quit pointing at me!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

its not my fault!

your boob's gravity pulled my finger towards them

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

Right.

They do have that effect.
Sorry mate!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

tesco

where did you get yours?

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

it came free in a box of

mangotwists

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

was it worth it?

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

I'd say so!

It turned out that with just 5 minutes of untwisting them my biceps were like The California Governor's :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

Woo!

That rocks as much as staying up late on a school night
to watch lesbian porn!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

delete delete

reply
divorced beheaded
survived

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

SEX SEX SEX

*drum solo*

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

I'm going for a vigorous wank,

but I'll probably nod off to sleep.

so goodnight.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

arse wank watermelon shit cranberry bollocks bastard

(Bommer remembered to log in, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

what?

some blog thing asks me for my password when i F5 b3ta!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

ACCESS

DENIED

(

stevierar, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2349067

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

i got that as well

oh and

I AM THE REAL FUCKING MOON LORD!

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

you think?

bwahahaha

all of your moons are belong 2 us

/l337

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

oi!

give me my moons back

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

if they goto anyone

its chaos time.... sorry

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

thats right

pass them back you naught person you!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

erm, mine!

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

can i just state

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

lemony, do you want a free Moon© ?

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

no because i'll have to sign up to your celestial mailing list and be offfered things like

"enlarge your supercluster! gain 8 to 10 megalightyears overnight!!"

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

nope, no catch.....just a free moon

~~and your soul~~

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

no i'm happy with my ethereal existence

thanks very much

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

oh, ok then

have half a comet and a small supernova as compensation

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

i'd never keep up repayments

i'm a credit risk

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

i said compensation

not a loan.

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

aint your to give bud.....

*passes lemony a moon*

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

erm excuse me!

Moon lord here! lord of all moons! rented to me! you need my authorisation on those papers before you pass them out, and i'm intitled to royalties

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

i think you'll find

I'M the fucking© moon lord

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

you wouldn't last a day on the moon

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

duh...

unless i had a big scary spaceship. obviously.

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

wow

your wrong on so many different level....

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

leaseholder

i can pretty much do wtf i like m8 :)
you never specified which moon....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

can i have the dungeon dimensions?

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

they are a subchapter of the moon's darkside

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

dude

you REALLY dont wana go there......

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

you aint seen me

i didn't go to the bash coz i was having my tentacles waxed

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

I own 14 large asteroids

and I time share a comet.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

you need to be in a womb for that sort of thing usually

I guess you could try though

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

may i just say

WORST PUN EVER

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

pft you wish

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

and i have all your jackets

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

Whatever you do,

don't look in my inside pocket.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

why?

what in th..OH ARGH! ARGH! ITS GOT MY EYES!! ARGHT THE FUCKING PAIN!!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

argh!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

That's a girl's jacket...

...and it fits you.

Therefore you must be a girl.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

logic man

is visiting this evening, everybody, please lock up your articulations of pi.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

be that you?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

i quite like the background too

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

must... not... stare... at...

right... side of ... picture...

fear of... violent death

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

What..

was Lora up to in the background there? She looks deliriously exstatic.

Edit: I can't possibly reply to all the replies to this, so I'll just agree with all of them :)

(

Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

Laughing at my misfortune

I imagine.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

i read that as deliciously exstatic

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

like

she always does then

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

Well...

...you saw how Sunshine can twist his arms...

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

supermoore got his cock out

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

She *loves* the cock.*

*possible lie. I really wouldn't know.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

hahahahahah!

OI! stop quoting me my son.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

stop quoting

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back you plagerist!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

I was there first bitch

and if you dont believe me, just ask bob....although he doesnt seem to be saying anything right now...

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

the full picture

has Pootle doing the same pose too.

edit - well, kind of: www.disparatedan.com/manchester/pages/DSC00618.html

(

barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

i think the positions of pootle's hands

are open to debate

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

I've thought that

about quite a few pics from the weekend, actually!

But not just about Pootle's hands, of course.

(

barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

You look very smug there

and it's hard to imagine why........

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

i decided if dr phil finds the gift i left in her pocket

now she'll know who it's from

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

Bloody marvelous weekend.

I don't want it to end, so I'm going to get drunk again.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

Gotta do it again sometime

But after my bank account has recovered a bit. Spent slightly more than I'd planned lol

(

Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

you mean that you

utterly skinted yourself and have to go to your mums tomorrow yeah? ;)

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

By an amazing deduction there,

yes :)

(

Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

This suddenly explains to me

Why he responds to everything with "I would."

(Just kidding. Don't have your goons break my legs.)

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

Is that where you keep...

...your copy of the Queen Mum's death certificate?

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

Whatever you had in there

is covered in my sexwee now anyway

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

are you bollocks

ok, how many craters were evited last month due to the fungal infection in the garrot region?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

8.3

i thankyou

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

wrong

there are no craters in the garrot region, its a desolate waste land like the rest of the moon, you fuckwit!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

you, obviously didn't look in the

right place.
try co-ordinates 133:755

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

its the moon

its a wasteland, now sling your hook, and dont let me see you around here again!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

wasteland my arse...

i told you to check the co-ordinates, did thou???

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

I just click

cancel and it goes away

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

me too

still a bit annoying though

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

Yeah

but what can ya do?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

yeah I'm getting that too

bloody annoying it is as well

(

Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

it's

misteralifie's camera phone post down there

(

barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

I think you'll find......

... we all notice it... So.... there's no need to mention it in a new thread...

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

sorry

thats a closed blog in pre b3ta development were working on, service as usual here on in.

edit - some artifact of the code is doing that, sorry!

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

Meet Mrs Literal and her family

Sorry, I've been at the random hummus today...

(

Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

it's

sugar.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

plum

fairy.
innit.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

the food mixer thing on the bottom right

looks like it's a face with wonky eyes

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

awww

its kinda cute

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

can you keep these observations

to yourself please?

both this and the faceless crowd one below have made me lose 3 ribs between them.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

Think of the extra space your lungs will have though now?

You'll breathe much more easily

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

Teehee

I snortled!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

Amazing documentary of COLLEGE LIFE

www.fucksocks.co.uk/films/college.wmv [10mb ~ 6:30 minutes]

you probably don't want to watch this, it's cringe-worthy, but hey, we had a very long gap between lectures

(

stevierar, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

What a bunch...

...of ugly spackers.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

and we're

all proud

(

stevierar, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

you're right

i don't

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

you guys have too much time on your hands

and what college grows oranges a *crazy* college thats what

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

awww

Makes me want to sex wee in your eyes

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

The thing about b3ta is..

I can no longer look at any photo, especially a photo of a baby, without thinking "What the HELL is it going to do?"

Edit: Well it's a Jpg which means it's probably not going to do anything scary

(

Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

Is that

you as a wee lad?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

yep

that it is

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

if i had photoshop

i'd shop that

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

*cough*

www.sharereactor.com/search.php?search=photoshop&category=0

wanders away whislting innocently

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

I kinda like this spazzoidla

pic I took with me camera phone -
moblog.ninj4.org/blogs/13/1069102836__picture(23).jpg

Im a big fan of mobile cams actually. the immediacy I think is what does it for me.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

Ooooh

pretty!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

that

is asking me for a password...

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

asks me to sign in

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

and everyone else too, I think!

(

barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

that

is fucking up the board.

Get rid of it.

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jola, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

christ

you was/still maybe are an ugly lil spud huh?

something that innocent looking grew to become stapleballs.........

is a strange world

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

hehe

i'm more ugly now, but then you should see my sister, a face not even a mother could love*

*my mother confirms this statement

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

roflmao

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

Rolf Mayo?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

Yumm....

mayo....

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

ARRGH!

I mean...awww :)

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

There's a suggestion of Fungus the Bogeyman

about that child.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2349034

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

How rare.

Doesn't look anything like you. Is it shopped?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

a little

original

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

christ aliev

but you had a weird fucking shaped head.....

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

hehe

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

Yup,

it's the widened nose which led to my above comment.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

Her low centre of gravity

aids balance

(byebye, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

and her ricketts

make her adorable

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

nothing like a woman with spacky legs

goodnight everyone

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

If it's good enough for Sir Paul...

...goodnight.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

and well pointed out there

gnight rev.

edit -- oops, sorry, *cracks whip* =)

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

AAAGGHHHH

THE FACELESS CROWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

ittook me a while to spot what you'd done

woo

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

hehehe

www.disparatedan.com/manchester/pages/DSC00592.html

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

spacker :)

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

i like stouffer's

'i don't want to look but can't help it' look

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

a look he had for most of the weekend.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww

that is all

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

does someone have the source pic for that one kitten with his paws in the air?

anyone?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

No hands?

Blimey, theyres a link in trhe FAQ and everything!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

you mean nohands?

Do a Google Search, come on!

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

Must... bite... tongue...

mnnnnnnnnggfgfgfff

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

here, have a sweetie

so you don't tell him to cock off

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

you want

www.ratemykitten.com , I think he's number 3148

edit - indeed, he is... www.ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten?image=3148

(

barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

try this

nohands.bakesnake.com/

(dedlymonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

It's in the kit

linked from the FAQ.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

www.b3tathemovie.com/kit.html

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

If you go to

that one site, with those one pictures, and read
about that one cat, I think you can find that thing you are talking about.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

look above

(dedlymonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

The ceiling?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

RIGHT YOU cranberry!

Let me make this perfectly clear!

I AM THE MOON LORD, WITH OR WITHOUT FUCKING!

HP is an imposter, and if he ever does encroach on my Lunar Domain i shall have him killed!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

wow...

you are going apeshit.

You REALLY need to stop sniffing glue.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

i don't think i've said how much i love your name,

it makes me giggle very much!

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stevierar, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

well i do try

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

So you're the moon lord?

In that case you owe me some fucking rent.

/Solar System Lamdlord

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

erm...

The Moon Lord Isn't In Right Now..... Please Leave A Message After The Beep.....*BEEEEEP*

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

it's witchcraft,

not economics

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

*cough*

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

i went for that job

too much reponsability though, and i like the moon

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

'cause it is close to us?

(

SarahRatt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

by your lunar minions

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

Sharp Pointy Sticks

That smell like wee wee

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

he's got a point you know

(

parsley, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

a point

best kept to himself perhaps?

woo

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

too much spunking

& not enough WANK.

in my opinion

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

you fucking tell him that

he's a angry bastard when contradicted

(

parsley, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

that could get messy

very quickly

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

he wants people to shoot off?

/electric monk style

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

wow first dirk gently refference

i've heard in a while

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

aha svlad

cjelli

(

parsley, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

A good point

well made.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)

He looks too

scary to argue with!

And on that note, I must bugger off to bed cos I tell you I'm sodding knackered.

Well, just a couple more F5s.
And maybe a cup of tea first.

(

Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

Yes, I'm with the dead guy on this one.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

They'll have to prise my wanking

from my cold dead hands.

(Marwood, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

arf!

and its arf to bed with me too, ho ho

(

parsley, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

The Usual Suspects.

Click type action for bigness type scenario

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

Marvelous

And with that, I'm going to bed.

Night, fair b3tans.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

night

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

LIES!

HP IS NOT THE MOON LORD!

I AM THE FUCKING MOON LORD!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

g'night

i think i'll turn in for the night too

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

night

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

i'll have you know

i have dark hair

night

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

me too

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

night

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

yeah, I'm

off too - 'night!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

Nighty night Moon Lord

woo

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

night. time for me to turn in too. 3 images, 2 hours. my head hurts

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

night night...

sweet dreams...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

hehehehe

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

gimme the fuckin keys you fuckin nerf herder

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

I am quite pleased

to say that that has gone over my head a little bit

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

Frankly... I'm disgusted with you.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

WTF?

Ooo, I've got a whole pizza!!!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

yay!

copy cat ;)

hehe...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*head explodes*

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

Pea-roast

of one of my first ever b3tas.

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

Is it that time already?

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

It would appear so.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

*gets out rhyming dictionary*

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

Children in Leeds?

Children sign deeds?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

Children indeed...

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

I'm surprised naeone

has come up with 'children inbreed' but I suppose there's not that many b3tans from, say, somewhere where incest is a game for all the family!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

Wales?

Canvey Island?
Somerset?
Kentucky?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

like cumbria? for example

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

the people in Cumbria

have sheep, they don't need each other

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

all the animals died wih foot and mouth...

we'd caught on before they restocked the farms

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

kent?

Norwich?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

Nickers

Off
Ready
When
I
Come
Home?

not sure about kent :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

Cambridge United Football Club

was done by Eddie on a Bottom Live vid once

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

Ooh,

I've got that somewhere...

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

I bet that

hurt :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

Cambridge United Netball Team

(Nelly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

I think he tried to do them too

but didn't get past Goal Defense before he was knackered ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

Could be something to do with the

size of the beaver!

(Nelly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

Norfolk?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

children who knead

children on steeds

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

Children

what feed

(

Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

Children who breed.

And there's the paedophile connection. Marvelous.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

Time them in a sack....

and beat them with a reed?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

i bet "children indeed"

hasnn't been done yet

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

Stop toying with my little

mind.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

Children in Leeds

is next

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

yep

;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

you two are jinxed

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

children in cheeses

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

Children in blue cheese

(Nelly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

Bleed, Creed, Mead, Heed

Feed, Weed, Swede, Lead

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

----------------------------------------------

above this line is every children in need joke that we can imagine rather than seeing on the board. how useful.

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

that is the line that should not be crossed

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

I think

between us we've managed to pre-empt the entire bandwagon.

Hopefully.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

*ahem*

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

I recognize that wagon...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

just make sure

that everyone bookmarks this thread. we can ruin the fun of hundreds of would-be posters

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

*ahem*

Off of top of my head:
Feed
Leed
Lead
Mead
Bleed
Read
Heed
Tee'd
Weed
Peed
Zeed?
Creed
Need
Knead

(

Herr Tezcat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

in fact,

let's just do one of them php image scripts which inserts them words at our leisure?

That would be HILARIOUS.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

Yeah!

It could work with DANCING LETTERS!!!

(

Herr Tezcat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

Quite frankly, that aroused me

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2348855

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2348969

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

you forgot:

reed
recede
plead
meh..there are more

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

There are always

(

Herr Tezcat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

We are happy

We are merry
We've got a rhyming dictionary

/Simpsons

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

It's just a paedophile joke waiting to happen.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

oh dear

i'll have to make sure i'm drunk that day

wow its only 6 days to my birthday

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

feed, read, lead, seed, heed, peed, weed, speed, deed, concede, breed...

god help us all.

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

then there is the

children who: smell... steal.. swear.. spit and stink.. we'll be here all year

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

Oh dear God

I hate children!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

me too

i can never eat a whole one

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

They hate you too

so I suppose that's a good thing

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

They hate me?

Well, it's good for the karma I suppose!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

(nan-demo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

*squit*

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

lovely.

(

mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

Sorry.

Would you like a paper towel for that?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

another photoshoot

where she gets splashed on

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

evenin

or should I say mornin - great news from shortcircuit - you 4rthuring?

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

yep

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

Any chance of the original?

EDIT: Where are my manners, Woo Yay Houpla!

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

Here it is.

click me

(nan-demo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2348881

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

You're getting

very good at that!

(byebye, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

After seeing your stuff at Tattyworld

thats an honour. =)

(nan-demo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

These are (g/c)lass.

mwaah.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

That's beautifully

done

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

didn't you mean

to make her clothes transparent?

nice work - woo!

(

amygdala, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)

ok so its a repost from the france game

but they do have different shirts

(dedlymonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

come on you Tigers

(Nelly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

i like the fact the australian press is getting all hot under the collar about how we're going to "thrash the english team"

nice to see the world media trying to break down international stereotypes.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

They just don't like it up'em

(Nelly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

**snigger**

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

it's like cold steel

no-one seems to like the taste of that either

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

Well if we're pearoasting, have one of mine from yesterday

Incontrovertible evidence that wrestling is real

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

No bridge.

Sorry.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

Looks like it to me

check the fans banners

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

Some people are astute...

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

This Cadmus fellah

thinks of everything.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

Aww, thanks

*blushes*

But I've been here long enough to know what makes a pic real.

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

aww bless

why is the lack of capitalisation bugging me?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

because you're a pedantic old witch?

:¬)

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

less of the old

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

sorry

but it broke up the sentence nicely.

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

because you've pressed the pedantic key too many times

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

no caps is the law

where I work, so its habit I spose

(dedlymonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

Dunno.

You didn't use any in your entire reply, so it can't be bugging you that much.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

I didn't use

any proper nouns though did I?

:p

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

You started a sentence though.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

Fair point

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

because

it bugs pedants

(dedlymonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

Have you had to write a long report today at work?

Or an essay for uni? I only bugs me after I've done something like that.

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

I'm unemployed

and I graduate in November...I blame my dad

edit: for the captilisation pedantism...not being unemployed :)

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

I've been unemployed for

a year - go me! woo etc. curses

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

so cute

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

arf

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

Yeeeeeees...

well, then!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

Huzzah!

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

thought you'd

approve!

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

apols to Dan Gleebitz

but I'd be doubly careful of getting a kebab from that place!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

pffft

jabba or chips?

jabba or chips?

jabba or chips?

chips

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

how about jabba AND chips?

with goats cheese and baked kidney beans, with "inbred" hot sauce.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

jabba cakes.

deliciously soft centered.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

but is it a cake

or a biscuit?

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

the clue's in the name, sherlock.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

you did that on purpose.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

the clue

is in the name

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

we have a mind bond,

like gay sex

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

It must have been

because I pissed in your drink

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

they's found

on the biscuits aisle in my local spar

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

There was actually a protracted court case about this,

being that cakes are subject to VAT, whereas biscuits aren't. McVities lost, and it led to the closure of their factory in Burnage. FACT!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

I'm going to invent a Fact Cannon™

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

it's already been invented

you just have to make it.

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

At the time of writing

it was in the process of invention.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

H.M. Customs and Excise can be cranberry*

*Although I'm still toying with the idea of applying for a job as a Customs Officer

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

i would

mmmm, contraband!

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

to steal drugs

(and cakes)?

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

To be honest

I was thinking about generally being a miserable jobsworth at people.

I'm good at that sort of thing.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

all confiscated drugs are burnt

however, the time period over which they are, and the exact method are a mystery. i always picture a giant furnace feeding a few wasted customs officials as they all get mashed out there brains :)

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

exactly.

see my problem? it's all toooo stressful!

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

Tell them they're wrong.

Ring them up, right now. If they're not open, leave the phone ringing until they are.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

i have a mate who works there

i'll get him to switch them surreptitiously

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

Biscuits go soft when they're stale,

cakes go hard. Fact.

(Dan Gleebitz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

inbred hot sauce?

ik... i'm thinking of welsh cum

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

I can bottle some

if you want it.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

spicey?

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

Salty.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

you're a lillyfilletgobbleslackingchocobuggerarsecandlewaxingwaningjacksonfivegroaningknucklebeatinggorilla-faced-hermit

but i love you.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

you stink but i care

i wouldn't change one thing except your underwear
should i kiss you or breathe dear
its so hard to choose
take my heart and sould just dont take off your shoes

/mitch benn

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

i read that as

goatse cheese

the mental image makes me want to gouge out my eyes and feed them to the dog, then to shoot the dog and get someone to dump him over a cliff

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

Shooting the dog after he's eaten your eyes?

Sounds fun and/or dangerous.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

yes

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

chilli sauce...........

(Nelly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

yum...

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

YAY......

... plenty onions on mine... Ta....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

i'll have some jabba jabba jabba jabba jabba jabba jabba jabba jabba jabba jabba and some

mushroom mushoom

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

spicy jizz

with that, sir? Or just salmonella?

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

don't stop

'til I get enough

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

hehe

you may get served by Davros the Greek

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

UIh huh...

in regards to a conversation I was having with JustHere.

I'm posting it so he can see it later.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

aw,

lovely

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

It's mostly cause

he wants American Junk Food.

So, I figure, if we had every b3tan eat 3 popsicles a day for the next 10 years, it JUST might work.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

I want a Wendy burger!

Nearest one is Reading. Bastards.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

ooo i'm there

(off to gogle for wendy's)

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

It's on the M4.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

seems there's one in wood green

.. how did you know where i lived?

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

Popsicle?!

They're fucking icepops!

Balls to your friendship...

NOTE: Anger exagerrated for personal amusement.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

BLUE MR. (ANTI)FREEZE!!!!

mmmmmm

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

Awwwww, look at the angry little man........

*ruffles vork's hair*

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

I've killed for less.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

I'm sorry but

I think you'll find they're called lolly ices

(

Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

can you make one that goes via st lucia or something

green lands too cold for me right now

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

That's a lovely thought

even if I don't entirely understand what you're banging on about.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

Are you suggesting we bridge the atlantic to Greenland with a bridge made of lolly sticks?

I like it...

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

arrange a bash

in the mid atlantic, we can all talk like dave lee travis

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

marvelous

does it start out as a popsicle bridge on the American side and gradually become an icelolly bridge the closer it gets to the UK?
Yay

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

Yes ma'am

yes it does. IF you'll forgive the crudity if my drawrings...

'ello I'm Simon.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

I'm a very

forgiving person

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

hmm...

so in my lifetime...

that makes THREE women I've met who are actually forgiving.

*draws lil line on back of hand*

so, if there are:

400,000,000 people in the US and about 60,000,000 in the UK.

3 divided by
460,000,000 = 6.52% or the average mean by which I should expect to find another forgiving woman

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

the original turned up in a lecture the other day and I couldn't resist.

Click for bigger/clearer

(

Fonz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

that would look good with Ijon marching in front of them

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

Hey, Mr. Soft

Why don't you tell me...

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

Has anyone else

just mentally re-written that song for if Trebor decided to start selling cuntymints?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

I have now.

We should start a campaign.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

Are you making a comment

about Ijon's virility?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

his ability to have trouble with lampposts

maybe ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

That's still superb.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

'i've seen things, ive seen them with my eyes'

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

ha ha

woo!

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

heheh

took me tooooooo long

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

sure, they look cute...

but in the wrong hands they could be lethal.

(

mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

hehe

I had no idea where that was going.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)

Fucking cunty kittens!

/drunk

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)

god damn!

you're drunk all the time!
And that's good!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

Nah

I am sober occasionally! Like, when stuff needs doing, innit!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

I'm sober

when the landlord comes round, that's all I need!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

The end is lovely.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

that is bizarre

I love it

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

*ahem*

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

i think it's destiny

it meets with naked hour

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

it shouldn't be called gay shift.

gay is an uncontrollable characteristic, like calling it "ginger shift".

i say it's called "camp shift"

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

we're not discriminating against gayness

we set aside this hour each day to promote ~~homosexuality~~ equality

edited so we dont breach section 28

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

i'm not promoting anything

i want to act all flowery and noncey for an hour.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

then why does the name matter?

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

because i'm a pedantic little fuc-k with no proper life to lead

and so argue the toss about pointless things like this.

hohum.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

be fluffy

its the gay/camp shift

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

NIce to see

that section 28 doesn't apply to b3ta.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

went to france

is section 28?

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

Law forbidding the promotion of homosexuality in schools.

As far as I recall.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

/googles

"Section 28 of the Local Government Act 1988, which forbids the promotion of homosexuality by local authorities."

since when were we local?

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

DON'T TOUCH THE PRECIOUS THINGS.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

it does, in

section 28b(3ta)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

yay for gay/camp things

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

Noo!

Kill it!!

(

jola, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

FLAMING, dah-ling.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

freaks.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

gay isn't a characteristic

it's more of a sort of emotion

in the old definiton of the word

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

hmm

does this mean youre admitting to 'shifting' gays?

(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

you *must* be new here...

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

nope...

...just been away and 'missed out'

(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

Ooooh, it's the 18th.

It's my birthday tomorrow! I'm all excited!

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

happy arseday

may all your fishes come blue.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

they'd be

squid then, yes? :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

if that's what grapes your squildo

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

The falling at the end

is perfect

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

FRED dibna steeple JACK

if I wanted to, say, generate cel shaded 3d images what package would i need?

(

parsley, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

Cel shaded 3d image generator

perhaps?

(

Ptortoise, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

perhaps

perhaps
*plink*

(

parsley, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

After a few beers, I'll eat anything

(Dan Gleebitz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)

I've had worse

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

I'm sorry Ali

(Nelly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

if thats what i think it is

sunshine elephant should probably cover his eyes

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)

i'm hungry

and there are people i'm trying to avoid sitting in the corridor.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

do they not have

homes to go to?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

throw boiling water in their eyes

then run past before the ambulance arrives

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)

Eat them.

2 birds, 1 stone - and all that.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)

I like that a lot

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

I recommend violence.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)

cardboard tube of justice, please.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

I have two now,

so I suppose I could lend you one.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

so does

everyone else by the looks of things

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

violence pays

FACT

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

Not only that

but it's fun as well.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

and it

gets you fit

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

Surely

you've got a window?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

first floor, directly onto some bikes.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

Yep

sounds about right!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

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