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lol look at this crap :D

Have a 1st class christmas (with a 2nd class stamp)

morons :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)

oh yes.

"have a 2nd class christmas".

that's going to please the proles.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

Have a shit time.

We hope you die.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

Stop sending letter.

haven't you heard of the internet.
TWUNT!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

Wouldnt it be

STWUNT? STamp Wasting cranberry
(hasn't the filter had enough of a work out now)

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Silentbob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

No. I think it adds a nice level of ambiguity to the board.

I'm off to look at a happy baby orangutan, then drink some cranberry juice.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

I got a birthday card from my Nan eariler

the post office forgot to frank it, so I've got a free 1st class stamp. Huzzah!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

Frank it!

FRANK IT HARD!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

They're telling people to use 1st class stamps

not second - cheapskates

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

its a standard admark

every letter for a specific postmarking run will have it on.
and a 2nd class christmas sounds shit

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

hahaha

Post Office Chief...

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

I'm

more concerned with the franking machine's poor printer alignment...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Surely done before, but I couldn't find anything.

(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

ba-ha-ha-ha

I love that film. Marlon's a fox in it too, in the kind of wife-beating broody man kind of way.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

film + marlon brando - napalm in the morning = shit

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

Like The Godfather?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)

You mean you haven't seen the linguini & naplam scene in

Godfather - the Directors cut

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

hmm ive only seen a little bit of the godfather

it was ok just not really my thing, might watch it all one day

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

Hmm

It's a fucking classy film. Have you seen it? Have you?
Tennessee Williams is a God as well.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

i agree

and "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" is equally good

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magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

Can't say

I was all that impressed with it. Then again, that could simply be the curse of forced study at college ruining the enjoyment of something excellent.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

are you sure?

On the waterfront?

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coco, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)

one of the best things

about that film is watching how brando manages to read his lines from the cue-cards he planted around the set

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magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

Mind

the oranges, Marlon

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

wugga fnuugga?

Nuh Muh.
Muh Muh.

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Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

DR+QUINCH!!!

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

can't be bothered to type a subject

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

Ha!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

woo!

bloody marvellous!

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sunny_jimbob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

Yep

nice!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

Indeed he is..

Threadjack alert..

Is Human Descent about ?

If anyone speaks to him, tell him he's featured in this weeks Dutch Tv guide 'Veronica' in the web section..

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Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

He's not on here much

try him on www.tattyworld.net

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

you should have

done a headswap on it, posting original news items is cheating :P

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

Marvellous!

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

Is that the story

Of a young boy, born into a family of Ballet Dancers, who dreams of working down t'pit ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

and the finished pic that I've been working on

In Bookmarks shop exhibition in London (hopefully it's up by now)

Great work by Leon Kuhn in the exhibition btw.

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

That

is sheer lunacy.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)

I love it

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

I want to see that on a billboard!

I think we should start a fund to rent one.

Anyone know how much they cost?

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UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

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magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

haha

that am most woo! :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

Two quick and simple ones for you...

My favourite, but still a bit shite isn't it.

Perhaps, I should find something else to become obsessed with shopping..?

Feel free to take them away and actually put them to some useful/amusing use...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

Bottom one:

spicy braaaains!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

Mmmmmm

reeepost

(oldCheeseOnToast, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)

mmmmmmmm

(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

i really think

you are developing an unhealthy eye obsession!

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sunny_jimbob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

Past tense sir.

Past tense.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

Those eyes

feature in a FEAR anim that made up part of my flash video.

/pointless fact.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

That reminds me

I really must watch that at some point...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

I chose useful

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UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

Hmm You use network which?

(Dr.Dolittle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

haha

fantabulous! :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

WOOO

!!!!

(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

out of shot:

christopher lee with one of those '3' videophones, talking to his missus

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the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

My mates got one of those

they're fucking huge!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

i had the big one with the qwerty keypad

it was shit i took it back now i hate '3' they're cranberry

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

I think thats the one shes got

actually!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

i think their phones are alright its just the network and the fact

that it was contract

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

i have one

i can't walk in a straight line with it in my trouser pocket

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

surely he'd be talking to the dark lord sauron

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

Unable to connect your call, we were

Hmmmmmmmm?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

Is that

man milk round his gob?

WOO

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

Reception bad, it is

Drops out a lot, do their phones

Fucked you are, if you live/work/travel more than 10km from a major city...

The truth this most certainly is, at least in my part of the world.

w/y/h for the pic, by the way. Gave me a smile it did...

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

That's why I like Orange

Great reception if you happen to be on the side of a mountain, miles from anywhere.

Seeing as that's pretty much a description of where I was living when I got my Orange phone...

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

thats

brilliant w/y/h

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youknowyouloveit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

haha

Phone you i will.

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)

Dug

Click for biggerness

(byebye, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

That makes we want a cigarette

so I will.

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

This was probably made for you then

b3ta.com/phillipmorris/

(Still worth a visit every now and then, just for a singalong)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

I wish I hadn't had that cigarette now

what with the onset of this fucking flu and all...

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

Fucking Flu ?

I don't want to be around when you start sneezing !!

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

I would

Even if she might just be jailbait.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

She's probably getting

Free School Man-Milk

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

man,

you cant even tell that was shopped :D!

woo :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

Although

the beak is a bit of a giveaway.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

i should have included a

/sarcasm on the end shouldnt i :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

Sorry to threadjack

but aren't there supposed to be more threads than this on the board right now?

I can only count eight.

Edit: Where are my manners? Woo to the picture.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

A couple got deleted,

and I believe on this current version of the board, threads don't come back on if one gets deleted.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

A couple got deleted?

Kinnel, if there were only eight at one point that's almost half the board!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

i make it 15.

you need to go see a doctor.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

Having actually counted,

I have to agree. HP, you're losing it.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

Losing?

I think you'll find the word you're looking for is 'lost'.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

If I press refresh and my internet or computer is having a spazz

it only loads half the board. It happens about 10% of the time.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

Starting on your

requests now...

For One

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

Arf!!!

maybe he is colour-blind?

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

maybe

you're colour blind?

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Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

maybe

EVERYONE's colourblind.

thats why we should have all gone to specsavers

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the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

I'm colour blind

mkaes web design a real bitch

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

I know

I've seen some of your sites

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

Harsh

but fair.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

A possibility

i didnt think the sky should be cranberry coloured...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

haha nice

but who is that guy? Is he like one of gods little elves or something? or do I need more coffee?

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

There's a lot of people in Manchester

..who are now confused LOL

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Signify, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

Art begets art.

/uberlurk = false

I was perusing the board as I often do when I have too much to do and came across the recent hub-bub regarding the all-too-similar Weevil Knievels (see the thread). My my.

So I figure, if your gonna steal stuff, do it properly. I give you:

It had to be done. Two stolen themes for the price of one. Now you can afford to buy lunch.

/uberlurk = true

(Al-a-tollah, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

heh heh heh

woo!

10 uberlurk
20 goto 10
30 if bored post on board

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

But

how would you get to line 30?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

thats the charm of the uberlurker

they hardly ever get to line 30

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

*patch v0.9*

15 goto 30
40 if notbored goto 10

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

phew

what a guy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

is there a microsoft knowledgebase article

on this?

;)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

Nope.

B3C0Z MY [0D3Z R 0-D4Y IOO% AnT1-M![R0$$0FT W4R3Z.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

lolwtfomg?!!111!11

i always wondered what "0-day" meant...

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

Since you asked ..

Back in the days before the interweb, there were bulletin boards (BBS). They had file ratios for non-3LiTT3 members, such as you could download 3k for every 1k you uploaded.

This led some L4M3RZ to upload lots of old files to gain the ability to download lots of new ones. So BBS's started vetting their upload directory before making them publicly available or giving the uploader credit.

1-day W4R3Z suggested a 1-day turnaround between uploading and the files going public. 0-day simply suggested peer verification too place in less than a day, meaning it was the place to go to get the absolutely latest warezzzz.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

I thought

0-day meant that the warezed(?) version was released on the same day as the public release of the software?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

Yes, it did come to mean that later.

But there was a time of 0-day cracks, patches, demos, etc.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)

sorry about that

I'd not seen the original, honest!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

Still,

you got a front page out of it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

Wasn't the closest I've seen actually.

Thematically similar posts happen from time to time. A while ago there was post with a horse jumper where the horse has been replaced with a kitten (maybe somebody knows the thread number?). Source images on the same page apparently. The two posts were much closer than the Weevil Knievels.

And I wouldn't have made mine if you hadn't made yours. I even stole your WK belt buckle. Bwu ha ha ha!

(Al-a-tollah, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

AGGGEEES ago during the "Saving Private Ryan" bandwagon

I posted a crappy "Raving Private Ryan" 30 seconds before somebody else's (much better) effort.

Considering the bandwagon had been going for a few eeks, the chances were low...

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Herr Tezcat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

thats ok!!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

ThievEl

KnievEl

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Ian Woosnam, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

evel

'kinell!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

Hurrah!

Welcome (back).

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

HOW

can you have watched for so long and yet resisted posting???

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

lol

yay !

(Shifty Bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

he hated having his work photo taken

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

You just know

that there's a security guard on the other side of the camera trying to get him to be less miserable.

Hence the cheesy grin I've got on my security pass, worse luck.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

woo (and indeed)

yay
shame about the choice of tie though

'he should have gone to specsavers'

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the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

effing hell!

i can see that!

edit: can't now. woo for filters...

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sunny_jimbob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

"Solitary Brother

Is there still a part of you that wants to liiiiiivve?"

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)

Sorry if it's gasscock but...

THIS is one of the most bizarre things I've read in a long time. Courtney Cox bleaches her ass? Whatever next?
a gascock earlier today

(spook, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

thats not for gas

that for water.

/pedant

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

I was wondering

why my kitchen kept exploding.
Thanks for the tip.

(spook, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

interesting....

really

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

that Courtney Cox thing

is actually quite a good read

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magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

agreed.

Might see how domestos works when I get home.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

take photos

and never, ever post them here.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

maybe it will make the "mooning bush" protest more TV friendly?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

Quote:

"Anyway, she's out of town at this retreat called Tree of Life where for twenty thousand dollars, you totally definitely for sure get to see God. They also give you enemas."

True path to enlightenment finally revealed!

(spook, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

coffee enemas are supposed to be fantastic.

The caffiene irritates the bowel lining, making sure you get rid of huge amounts of built up crap (no pun intended), and, you get a fantastic caffiene high.

The same also applies for alcoholic beverages. You get pissed very quick. Champagne enemas are a sign of status in certain circles (again, no pun intended).

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

well

it beats smearing Domestos on on your ringpiece! I don't think I'll ever watch Friends again without having a little snigger.

(spook, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

hehe

you really are a doctor aren't you?

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magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

Ive been reading up on them a bit recently.

Am actually considering having a coffee one done.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

I hope

they let it cool a bit first

(spook, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

I dont think it comes straight from the kettle.

I do hope not.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

well, good luck ...

i hope you'll post the results!

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magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

who too?

And surely the envelope would get soggy.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

Morning all...!!!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

Hat

stand.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

mad.

i love it.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

(Indiana Jones, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

punnage ahoy!

woo!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

Mein gott!

Woo!

(Crunchy Frog?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

hahahaha

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Das ist good

C'est fantastique!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Hit me

hit me, hit me!

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

What

flavours do they come in?

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Zyklon B

(Crunchy Frog?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Mmmmmmm!

My favourite.
Spring surprise?

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

You just caused

a toast/monitor interface situation.

Cranberry.

Woo, the punnage!

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

by the way

Sorry but you wrote it wrong,
it must be "Führers" not "Füehrer´s"

(Dittmeyer, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

either

is acceptable
akshewarlee

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huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)

Has anyone ever seen Dick n' Dom inda bungalow?

that program is proper crazy...

Creamy Muck Muck,
My Sweaty Flaps,
Make Dick Sick,
Turtle Head lives in the toilet...

man i'm suprised that show is still on TV... it's a kids show for christs sake. Can they call the gameshows as such?

unbelievable...

on the brighter side, i might be on the show in 2 weeks time, as a guy with a strange tallent :D love it.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

bogies!

and hooooray for b3tans on tv!

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stevierar, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

BOGIES

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

they dont really use those names do they

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

they

sure as hell do!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

strange talent?

stick it up your arse.

/baz

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

my fear of you

has risen

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

how about you shut up now

FOOL

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

LP was on there climbing through his tennis racket a few weeks ago.

The kids slated him. Just goes to show that talent is underappreciated these days.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

yes :(

hopefully the bungalow heads will love my legs around my head trick though :D

edit: if i do get on the show then i will have to put in a few suggestions for new games... i got some good ones :)

Such as "Love Glove" :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

He was beaten by a man with a guitar and a rubber glove on his head.

Good luck.
Bribing the kids with chocolate seems to work.

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

haha yeah :D

i personally favoured liar liar pants on fire, for personal reasons :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

You're not

Yvone of the Yukon are you?
:D

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

no...

i'm not him :D

but i have a habit of setting myself on fire :P

www.zyk0tik.com/movies/fire01.wmv
www.zyk0tik.com/movies/fire02.wmv
www.zyk0tik.com/movies/fire03.wmv

lol yvon of the yokon is funny :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

Blimey

It was you.
S'funny I said when LP was on.
I bet they never have that guy that set himself on fire in the b3ta newsletter on there.
!

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

haha :D!

hahaha

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

Er...no

(Smudger, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

that a scene from Quo Vadis?

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

A few weeks ago

they had some poof climbing through a tennis racket.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

with strings?

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rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

I still don't know

how he did that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

I was nearly pissing myself

when one of them was eating a raw onion last week. Flick, telly on.

"Hmmm, whats this?"
"Dear lord, he's drooling and retching. Cool"

(settles down to watch)

"PUKE DAMN YOU! PUKE!"

For some reason I think people puking is one of the funniest things in life.

(Pandaemonium, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

haha yeah

that was hillarious :D!

he looked like he was in such a bad state :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

a b3tan was on that show the day after the london bash

I think it was LP but I could well be wrong.

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

You sir,

are spot on.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

phew

I'm not trusting my rightness today, I woke up feeling uncertain about everything.

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

Big Business run by cranberries ?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3276945.stm

I quite like

Vulgo, and Amplifico has a certain ring to it.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

Bloke who runs the site

was interviewed on the Today programme this morning.

Edit: While I'm at it, have any of you webdesignery types had a butchers at this? It's rather nice.
www.csszengarden.com/

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

sadly

that site doesn't work at all, on a mac.

edit - ok, some pages do, just th homepage is a bit all over the place.

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pep, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

works fine on mine

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

Crikey

What browser are you using?
Seems to work OK with IE/Win, Moz/Win, Opera7/Win and Moz/Linux, with a few pages going slightly odd in Konqueror/Linux.

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

for some reason, when i loaded it first

the nav on the right was over the text in the middle. All subsequent pages were fine. After a few refreshes the homepage righted itself. I'm on IE5, os9.

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pep, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

I found that a lot of pages went tits

on IE on OS X, most of them seemed fine in 9, but since I've changed to Camino everything's fluffy.

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

Fairy nuff :)

Looks perfectly presentable with Lynx as well, but not as pretty. CSS is lovely when it's left to do its job.

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

yes

it is quite involved. it makes my css head swirl

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bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

If you tilt your head to the left the Corus logo looks rather rude.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

New Ad Campaign

Need More JibberJabber Fools.

(Mad Frank, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

arf

me likee

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

ain't gonna use no phone

on no plane foo'!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

This GPRS connection

is super fast, foo!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

This crappy film poster..

..has been annoying me for weeks on the underground.. so a tribute to Viz was requried.

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Signify, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

wheres the suffragette

being trampled to death?

(McDave, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

you should be revising

cranberry

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

So should you,

Shito Huito

(McDave, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

watermelon face

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

ewwwww

3 men and a racehorse?

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

sounds like my kinda film!!!

mmmmmmm beastiality

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

Tie

m'kangaroo down, sport.
Bestiality AND bondage!

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

to qoute frank skinner,

"you can use knockout drops, but it isnt so exciting, as they dont struggle then."

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

Rohypnol (or how ever the frickkin word's spelt...)

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

i tihnk i've seen that film

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

The sequel will be a flop.

"Seabiscuit Goes to Belgium"

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

Quite.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

I thought

Arse Biscuits was from Father Ted?

(Crunchy Frog?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

yes it was.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

And

feck.

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Careful

now

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

Merely

quoting, old boy.
Acceptable euphamism in the Republic of Ireland....

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

i know

just that episode of father ted (passions of st. tibulus) was second only to 'speed 3'

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

I love the one with the rabbits.

Where the greyhound whizzes past the traps which then open to reveal the bunnies!
Best line: "When you said you'd take care of the rabbits, you meant it not in a Julie Andrews kind of way but in an Al Pacino way."

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

Viz was air biscuits LOL

oh well
never mind

:(

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Signify, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

so was

Weird Science

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

What?

Kelly Le brock, before she was spoiled by Stephen Seagal, was a minx.
Cor, woof, woof and dribble.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

That film is kwali-dee

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

At the party

in the toilet/bathroom

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Haha

Poop, I was gonna do that, b3tan!
Woo to you though!

Viz is funny

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

Psycho kitten - Qu'est-ce que c'est?

fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

HA HA HA HA

Brilliant!

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

Marvelous

And whilst I'm at it, Huzzah for Talking Heads.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

"Houston? Er..."

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

Blimey

Tintin got there first.

Woo!

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

That's

well wicked.
But it means the Belgians got there first!
I always thought it was Wallace and Grommit...

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

"Cracking coded warning, Gromit!"

Changed to link as it's too damn big

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

Is this a

"name the board member" contest?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

yay! it's tintin's rocket!

have a

and wait for the lawsuit from Herge's estate.

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

Damn

B3tan to it.

Very WOO.

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

Not my work, so I'm not going to repost it

but this chuffed me greatly last night:

www.b3ta.com/board/2348825

I'm the fucking moon lord!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

hah hah hah!

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles

-Captain Haddock after the B3lgian censor got to him

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

hello

I'm looking for links for a thing I got to do for work. Funny sites along the vein of rathergood.com or real ultimate power.

Any Ideas

Cheers

(Fieldsie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

I suggest

www.b3ta.com/

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

ooh.

*clicks*

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

That's a great idea.

There are some very funny (looking) people here.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

indeed

that Mr.Gear looks like an inbred welshman.

no offence to the welsh.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

None taken

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

www.fucksocks.com

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

hatsofmeat

sillychicken.com is cool too

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

That's going back a bit

Don't mind if I do.
bonsaikittens.com

I'd just check 4rthur and the old news letters for links but I guess that's too much effort.
;)

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

That is soooo crewel!!!!!!!1121

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

strictly old school, me

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

I've

always been impressed by www.icezebra.co.uk

/coat

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

you sly one

sorry about last night, I'm worried I caused some offence

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

hahaha

none at all matey. I work in high level complaints, have had death threats and all sorts. Rather thick skinned now!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

super :0)

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

*cough*spam*cough*

Yeah is not bad
:)

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

Have a scoot round in the google directory

here might a good place to start
directory.google.com/Top/Recreation/Humor/Bizarre/?il=1

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

Have you seen

this?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

I have

now

(

butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

hurrah

it's always worth a visit

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

try goatse

mod edit: don't post links to that site please

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

i've been there

honestly fieldsie its fun for all concerned!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

www.ratemykitten.com

mod edit: don't link to that please, I've changed it for you.

Edit: Sorry Mod.

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

Why oh who oh why oh why...

...did I click that?

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

here

goatse

very funny site.

mod edit: I know what you did, but please no links to that site of any kind... (unless another mod got there first?)

nope, it was me to begin with. it was a subtle deception on my part.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

Blimey, and it's only Tuesday.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

Pay me to

come up with something funny.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

What can I get

for 2p?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

You insult me sir,

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

Are you

challenging me to a duel or something?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Um...

yes?

*slaps with white glove*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

Right!

Bicycle pumps and a bucket of water at dawn, then.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

Please take your pistols and assume the position.

Take 10 paces and fire.

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

We'd prefer it if you brought fresh funny links to us rather than asking people to repost glasscocks and do your work for you.

In the interests of fluffiness, can I just suggest you look at the blog on the front page and places to go in 4rthur.

Thank you and don't do it again. Please.

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

go here!

www.crackedspine.com/
on second thoughts...don't bother - it's crap! ;)

(

Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

Look through

all the old newsletters. There's loads of stuff in them. SHould keep you busy for a while.

(

Wifey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

Who's old newsletters?

I would imagine "The Dental Hygenists Weekly" isn't that packed with fun, nor is "Brick Fanciers Gazette".

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

I'm quite fond of

Which Socket Set?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

Cheers

Guys thanks

(Fieldsie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

Hi Honey, I'm home!

(Idid, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

Might I suggest

putting Harrods on the front bag?
Took me a while to get it but Woo to you.

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

Nightmare....

A shopper who wouldn't run out of steam!

(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

very good.

(schoey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

"Get away from those bargains

you bitch!"

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

ARF!

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

Tee hee hee

I like.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

woo!

I thought they were enormous liquorice allsorts to start with!

(

rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

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