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The dirtbag's first birthday...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

I'M GOING TO BED.

alone.
goodnight.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

So am I

(having wanked myself dry...)

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

they're everywhere

get me everytime, the bastards.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

too late

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

yay!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

pffft.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

*sob*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

DEFINATELY off to bed now...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

constructing doors

can be fun too.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

just ask Jim Morrison.

oh, you cant...

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

Oh can't I?

OOOoooOOOooooOOOOOoooOOOOOOoooo

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

it's no good trying to start a seance either

;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

You're a card aren't you?

Where were you on Friday?

Please don't say you were there and I forgot....

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

I was in birmingham

working for the weekend... was it fun?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

Of a sort........

There's about a billion photos in 4rthur.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

where are the photos

in 4rthur?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

Places to go,

but it moves quite fast, so you might need to go on a couple of pages.

*edit* 2 sets on first page, more on the next page. */edit*

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

are you plotting

to kill the president?

(fearnation, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

hehehe

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

hehe woo

right... i'm off night night all!

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

na night

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

I'm off too...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

so am I

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

my god!

someone get him a picnic basket! He needs some proper food.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

someone

stole his picnic basket

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

but who would do such a cruel thing

as that?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

Boo Boo

he's a bit of a bastard underneath it all

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

why

I outta

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

yogi?

(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

A pic-er-nic baaasket?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

picnic basket .......

red cross parcel is more in order i think.... as long as he likes rice an shit..... :)

edit :If not there's some out of date pot noodles at the spar shop :)

(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

be very very careful

www.hakubaku.com/bukkake_noodles_recipes.html
Safe for work!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

ewwwwwwwwwww

heheehehhee

(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

1st outing :)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

fank oo ver mooch

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

your welcome

and on that note im off to bed (again)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

yay for animals in fancy dress!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

yay indeed

*really off to bed now*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

I am so...embarrassed.

I just heard on the news that the secret service had to be talked out of asking everyone up to and including the Queen to wear a special ID badge while bush is visiting. Arrogant much?

Hey, guys, I have a proposal. When it's time for him to leave, how much would it cost us for you guys to kinda sorta throw a few beers down him and put him on the wrong plane? I'm sure it'll work, I saw it on an old TV comedy the other night. C'mon, what do you say?

(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

i say

i'm drunk

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

BINGO!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

Those letters...

...are even in time to the song, aren't they?!

B-I-NGO! B-I-NGO!

*goes off to the kitchen, still singing that...*

(Tsuki-chan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

nice

lurk

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

Cheers!

It was one of the few life skills I was blessed with.

(Tsuki-chan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

How about

a few hundred thousand of us just go and tell him how much we disapprove of him? How would that be?

Christ, do we have to do everything in this hemisphere?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

as I said before

I don't care if he comes to Britain, stays in the states or goes to Hell

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

i actually kind of agree

i don't agree with his policies but this should be an occasion to say that rather than to just tell him to cock off as it is turning into

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

He's been told.

He doesn't care. He's said so. Blatantly. Keep that in mind when protesting. Make no mistake, you are not delivering a message, you are standing up to a bully. There's a difference.

(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

I'd quite like it if he moved into a semi detached in Hull

next to Tony benn

as some sort of ITV comedy reality show "I'm a fraudulantly appointed president get me out of here"

but I wouldn't watch it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

i want him to come to britain.

i think he's a great man who has done a lot of good for this world.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha (gasp) hahaha...but seriously...

We want him to come to Britain too. Most of us just don't want him BACK.

(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

To be fair...

...some Americans have tried to protest against him, but they have to do it 30 miles away from him, behind a lead screen, upside down in a tank of water and be visible only in ultraviolet light.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

I'm aware of this.

It's a great example by the leaders of the free world. That comment of mine was more a direct response to the lead post in this thread than a criticism of grass-roots US politics.

/drunk

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

We also

have to have full body-cavity searches before and just for safety the secret service confiscates our arms and legs and all our blood.

(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

Don't ask me,

I'm going to start telling people I'm Canadian.

How would that be? Why, lovely, thanks. I'll be watching (and cheering)on the latenight BBC News feed we get on our cable, since the US network news will probably only mention it in passing, or say "A handful of random English persons, probably escaped mental patients, were less than happy to see GWB this morning..."

Aigh. Must. Regain. Control. Must. Stop. Watching. News. While. Drinking. Makes. Me. Tear. Hair. Out.

(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

your embarressed?

im ashamed we even let him in the country....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

yeh,

i'll just wander up to bush and hand him some skoll.
wander as in two hundred mile treck.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

I heard...

...that he asked for the whole of the UK to change our clocks to Washington time for the duration of his visit, just so he didn't get jet lagged.

The cheek of the man.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

Mind you,

I changed my personal time to Japanese time for the entire duration of the World Cup.

Mind you, that's important.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

the danger is the protestations will become the main focus

rather than what is actually behind them.

Does the Illuminati need any better cover than the 'feeling' that people are protesting and they can be comforted with that, while nothing actually changes and their protesting does not change anything?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

I counter this tactic,

by cunningly using CND's free transport to go to the pub with some b3tans in London, and just droning on with 100% of Gibbon about how terrible the world is.

That's *our* protest.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

I dare you...

...to get back on the bus home with a McDonald's take away.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

If I do that,

plus pick up a "I love GWB" T-shirt?

that's got to be worth a pint?

Oh, and a Uncle Sam hat.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

It's a deal...

...if you also wear a Nike tracksuit and shoes.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

god help them if they run low on fuel

and only see an Esso station

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

I can see this turning into a good short film

'set against the backdrop of anti-bush protests, two men get to grips with the world's problems, aided by a bit of alcohol and a packet of crisps.'

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

You can keep your capatalist crisps.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

Do it!

Have someone follow you with a video camera, it's brilliant. You could win prizes 'n' stuff with that one. If you survive, I guess.

(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

you owe me 3 billion years backrent

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

No I don't...

...you just changed your username for a joke.

My title is official.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

you have no idea how wrong you are

even chaostime recognises my sovrenty(sp)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

eh eh eh

whats all this?

listen, squabble if you want but dont bring me into it

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

Red Queen, Red Queen, this is Blue Bishop, do you copy?

Lemon Jelly, i repeat, Lemon Jelly is incoming.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

i'm currently listening

to Nice Weather for Ducks.
it's lovely.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

me too

but as part of a Set they did on the Radio 1 Breezeblock last August which also included many many other great songs.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

all the ducks are swimming in the water

tralalalla tra la la la la la la

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

can ya guess what it is yet?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

ROFLMAO

ROLFMAO

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

oh!

yay pic!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

Rolf

Mao?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

Mao

Harris?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

That is inspired...

Have some nudity...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

the one on the left

is the proud owner of a very nice arse indeed

(not the bloke in the sandwich board btw :P)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

i'm sure she'll pass on the compliment

to her donkey

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

wtfayboa?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

Go on then...

Let's see you 'do' that one...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

explain what you mean

an ill try :D

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

I mean

"wtfayboa"

Like you did ROFLMAO... =D

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

thats easy but i aint gonna do it now.....

William Tell's hat
Fatima Whitbreds face
Yoda's ears
rocky balBOA,s body

remind me tomorow and ill do it :D

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

i have a nice donkey

which i feed carrots.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

yep

now starring in his very own

woo yay :D

Edit: if that hasnt been done before im fucking amazed.....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

charlie was getting a little frustrated...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

Just do like I did Charlie

Smash it apart and put it back together in the right order.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

he's going to end up

pulling the stickers off
that's what i did, my dad was less than pleased

Woo!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

hahah ace

woo

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

lovely!

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Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

Bless him!

Yay!

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matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

wooo ...

someone tell him how to cheat an take the stickers off .... please :)

edit : Ahhhh ... b3tan to it .... great minds huh ? ... or fools seldonm differ ..

(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

You're supremely odd.

And this is no bad thing.

I'm off to bed folks, g'night and all that.

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

sleep tight

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

night night ...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

goooodniiiiight.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

I hear that their brains

have evolved specially to deal with complex 3D puzzles. But then I get most of my information from b3ta.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

Just take the fucker apart and put it back together in the correct order...

Well... That's what I used to do...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah (and the long one) Hurraaaaaaaaaah!

Woo!

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Kaiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

Che FC

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

nice

vey nice.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

woo!

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Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

yay

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K3rry, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

Houpla!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

panowie!

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

Eumphazzard!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

Spiffing!

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Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

Eumphazzard!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

panowie!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

RAH!

CHEVRON GO SMASH!

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

cunt

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

RAH RAH RAH

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

How

tiresome

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

Houpla!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

yay

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

woo!

/peer pressure

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

Not as much as he loves Dance Dance Revolutionary!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

That's the best Woo yay equivalent

I've ever recieved.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

take care of it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

Don't you mean 'only'?

he he he he

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bob dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

heeheeheeeeeeee

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

"Y'know...

...being a full time guerrilla in the Bolivian jungle doesn't leave me much time to prepare a wholsome meal. Which is why I like nothing better than to tuck into a juicy family bucket from KFC!..."

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

hahaha!

I bet pizza hut would get Fidel into their advertising a few weeks later.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

go go go

tony and john have been watching the sweeny too much

(fearnation, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

nsfw linky

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

noonononononnononononnnoonon

nooooooooo!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

hahahah

hahahahahahahaa. Go on, explain that one!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

your dad after i've finished with him

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

hahahah

"still dead" then*...

*lies

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

its erm...

erm..., a man with his... erm

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

i know you havn't hown it too graphically

but still... make it stop

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

oh kill it

*please let people be at work and find that NSFW*
*please let people be at work and find that NSFW*
*please let people be at work and find that NSFW*
*please let people be at work and find that NSFW*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

actually,

it's one of the only goatse pics that i like.
i think it's just the fact that the image is scarred in our brains and so much as a pixel of it, or the word, brings those memories and all the pain back.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

are you sure

like is the right word?

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

okay,

was not aroused by.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

thats it..................out of hummus

g'night all

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

bubi

bod

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

na night

*insert comment about bed bugs here*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

bed bugs

while lare land-owners in the land of nod, have yet to acquire the right to vote.

that sort of comment?
:)

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Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

t'll do

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

That's no moon

done before?

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Coctail, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

if it has i didn't see it

so i thank you profoundly for doing it again cos it made me laugh much

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

is Mr spoon

with the dark side now?
yay

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

THAT

I would love to see...

Is it still safe to listen to "Free Nelson Mandela"?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

was it ever

safe?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

I have

"Golden Brown" next. I love these cheap X0's compilations you get from HMV. I'm going to rip my 70's collection next. To wav. Just to preserve them.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

Quick and dirty

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Coctail, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

You utter bum-fondler

Now I have that bastard song in my brain just as im about to sleep.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

i've been

siging the tune from bertha all day, much to the delight of my son :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

If my mum

was to sing that, I'd be delighted. I'm 26.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

yargh!

i just seen some channel called POP on sky.
24 hours of the worst cartoons from my childhood! nooo!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

that'll be on cable within the next year then.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

sample programming:

- the raggy dolls
- superted
- deputy dawg
- bananaman
- the poddington peas

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

down at the bottom of the garden

amongst the birds and the bees
there lives a lot of little people
they call the poddington peas
there's creapy Black eyed pea and Dumpea
keep it a secret now please
there's Happea, Zippea and Sweetpea
and all the poddinton peas
the poddington peas

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

make it stop

make it stop!!!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

sounds like heaven

to me

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

the worst thing is

it looks like they're playing them off a knacked vcr.

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

ahhh now that would annoy me

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

heh heh heh

i feel like ringing sky up and asking them to block the shit channels

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

be sure

to record the conversation when you do

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

Bet they

Haven't got dungeons and dragons though. I always wanted Bobby to zeppelin that unicorn.

(

Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

I loved that cartoon!

zeppelin?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

Yes zeppelin

I typed in zeppelin and it came out as zeppelin

/edit oh bugger it's done it again!!!

(

Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

That's ace!

I did one of my low-humour animations along those lines for the "Budget cuts" challenge.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

Spiffing!

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

yus

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

make it pulsate!

woo

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

make it stop pulsating!

Wah!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

you want to call a doctor about that

before it ruptures

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

I need a splint...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

spunt?

ok but i don't see what use it'll be

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

Liberace?

yay

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

hover mouse over

all can be explained

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

waahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahaaa!

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

so before the surgery

he looked like Liberace, he probably had the surgery to avoid copywrite infringment

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

was liberace gay?

or was that just a rumour?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)

Liberace was not gay

and he didn't make his boyfriend have plastic surgery to look like Liberace

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

i can't see liberace

presenting celebrity squares though

;)

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

a more dubious sentece would have been

"i can't see liberace doing celebrity squares though "

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

pffffffft

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

jesus christ

if ever possible, the offspring of John Merrick.

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

you're thinking of will young

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)

of course. You're right.

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

Would you hit me

if I accused you of roasting peas?

(

jola, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

the first was work in progress

and deleted before i put this one up.

*slap*

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

*slap*

Not a light slap... a great fucking big one.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

Looks like the Palace staff are in for a long night.......thats his fourth snack so far.............

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

thats no snack!

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

who's?

*feins innocence*

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

Fein's innocence.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

Who is Fein?

Ahh. I see what you did there.

(

jola, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

I'm not sure.....

... if it's irony or not....

/faynes idiocy...

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

SSG

he's the queens new bonk buddy

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

she gets

her moneys worth.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

mmmm... pimped out for the tax payers cash

the sun would love that

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

it belongs to ****NOT PRINCE CHARLES

EMPHATICALLY NOT PRINCE CHARLES IN ANY WAY. NO. WE AREN'T MI5 EITHER. HONEST. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS, CIVILIANS.****

(

Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

can I go about my business

Hard?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

I'm not a Civillian

I'm a pleb
and proud of it

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

I think I just had one...

seriously.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

i want another nabana!

i want another nabana!
i want another nabana!

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

Is that Pete Beale ?

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

Would you class this as fluffy?

(

Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

on oh so many levels

yaywoo

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

mc crirricks pussy!

ooh its all furry!

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

proffessor poof

aproves.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

professor

poof?

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

alond with Harry the Homosexual Hamster.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

here's richard gere's hamster, shortly after its escape

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

Gets my seal of approval

(

Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

arf!

arf!

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

I would

classify this as fluffy.

(

azerty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

It has a fluffiness ratio

of about 0.984, that's pretty high by anyones standards.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

probably gc (watermelon it's on slashdot..)

but look at this whistling language!

www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/11/18/whistle.language.ap/index.html

i love the translation of the mp3 sample. not stereotypical at all ;)

Woo! to the mcrirricrrrirck kitten btw! i once sent in a collage of random peoples faces cut out of the radio times that looked like him and sent it in to live and kicking. they showed it but i couldn't remember his name so i just put "that guy that does the racing" and they never bothered to research who it was supposed to be. i reckon i must have been the only entry.

(

dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

You're all so kind

Finally I managed to do something that's not complete cranberry!! Huzzah!!!

(

Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

Woooooooo!!!!!!

made me laugh ..... me likes :)

(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

repost from ages ago

sue me

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

Victorian Porn

clicky for bigger

Shit then, shit now.

/well if you're reposting...

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

dude

i made this 8-9 months ago

your is a repost from this afternoon

at least bloody use an old one we may not have seen lol

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

I haven't seen it.

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

like this?

*edit* and have you tried to link back to a competition entry?

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

woo

for fine looking blondes in hats on busses

edit*

no i dont do much in the way of reposting....

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

well

spotted!

(

jola, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

getting past him.

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

she's a

fine looking filly!

(

rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

Done to death, no doubt...

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

probably

about as subtle as a bomb

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

Very pantseatflyer.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

the image was a reply to one of his 'black and white and in the sea' posts

i just got a blank reply.

i either spoilt the mood or stopped him doing anymore...

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

rolfmayo!

beer/monitor moment. First one since joining.

Thankyou. :)

(

jola, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

i want

francis rossi's neck

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

an original way to die,

that's for sure.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

Im a hardcore rebel i am

not photoshopped, just something i took on my camera phone that made me chuckle..

(Emohawk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

you go you snayy mofo!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

what a rebel

(

popt_art, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

He should come to the march on Thursday.

The authorities will FEAR HIM!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

i'd come

but i'm in cumbria and am poor

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

Free transport care of CND from alot of places.

Check stopwar.org. I would linky it but it's politics.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

Hmm.

When are you returning?

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

watermelon knows.

Either same night, following morning, or some time over the weekend, depending on lifts.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

A faint flicker of

"I want to get drunk in London" flashed over me then.

But it soon dissapated.

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

You know

you want to

(

matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

Me wants to,

but he's scared.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

I have work on Friday.

Don't make me get sacked...

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

Bok bok bok bok!

*does flappy chicken dance*

(

matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

urge to kill...

rising...

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

there is a virtual march.protest also

here... check it out - they ask you to send e-mail, fax or phone US embassy at various times to register disdain for Bush.

(

popt_art, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

Are you going on thursday?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

unlikely

but not out of the question.

(

popt_art, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

weirdo

apparently (according to my mum) our mobile phone signals are going to be scrambled

i seriously don't care if he comes to Britain, stays in America or goes to Hell

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

Unfact unfortunately.

The same BBC journalist who broke that story has since debunked it. It was something about not being able to use mobiles to set off bombs.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

alright then

he's going to love Durham :)

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

i shall do that then drink beer in the evening to celebrate

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

are you actually going to march?

or just sort of walk?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

More sort of crawl.

As in pub.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

i would go

but im taking tomorrow off work as it is!

Driving test time again!

second time lucky!!
first try i buggered up totally, was driving with handbrake on at one point

(Emohawk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

good luck

try not to do what i did on my first test
(reversed round the corner, mounted the curb and nearly killed a couple of peole and a pram)

6 test later and I passed :)

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

oh no

i didnt make it round the corner!
stalled too many times.
she asked me to just pull away and carry on instead

btw.. anyone here coming to Uxbridge for drinks on the 22nd?

(Emohawk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

I CAN SEE YOUR ANKLES

(

stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

no no!!!

dont tell people that!
ill get arrested

(Emohawk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

are they graping it?

graping it hard?

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

those trainers cost a fortune

you suave bastard

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

*gleams*

(Emohawk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

well

i'm just shocked to my very core by that flagrant abuse of the rules!

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

hilarious

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

metropolitan

line? good pic!

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

why yes it is

how sad are you...
you recognise the upholstery didnt you

(Emohawk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

it was more the stale

dank smell

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

BUY LONGER SOCKS

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

all of my socks

have holes in them

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

it was one of those....

'sit down/trousers ride up' situations...

(Emohawk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

if you kept your feet on the floor

it wouldn't be a problem

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

but but...

then i wouldnt be hardcore and rebelious in a cheeky chappy kind of way..
id be plain and dull.. and the retarded disabled kid with one leg coulda had a seat..
but no way!
i was comfy with my feet up

(Emohawk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

HAHAH

I really hope you sat in dogshit from the shoes of the last bastard who did that.

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

please keep seats

off feet

(

rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

Luckily it was only your shoes on the seats.

Youngsters today..... tut tut.

Well, I'm cabbaged, so I'm off to bed... Night all.
Play nice and all that like.

Another Cracking b3ta Newcastle bash tonight.... It really was. Us Geordie types are far too wonderful for the likes of you really.... but it's not your fault, so we'll let you off.

Another Cracking b3ta Newcastle bash tonight.... It really was. Us Geordie types are far too wonderful for the likes of you really.... but it's not your fault, so we'll let you off.

(

Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

goooooooooood

night

(

stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

na night

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

i've done that,

BUT I WASN'T WEARING SOCKS!
therefore, I am better.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

what phone is it?

better res than mine what ever it is.....

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

twas...

a nokia 3650

(Emohawk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

ummm

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

*slap*

(

Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

useless3 maybe the spamonster

but you are certainly the hummus monster!

punnage ahoy!!!

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

AYe Cap'n

we'll bring in the sails...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

that's absolutely awful

and northist!

;)

(

popt_art, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

...

(

Ratsta, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

would

he get a refund or an '~~alright~~ alreet pet'

Thankyou teacher

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

alreet

not alright
*tut*

edit: you're welcome

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

I have no idea what this means,

but I just chuckled like a spazzy granny anyway!

WOO!

/edit: wasn't animating before, now I get it. Groanage! (have a yay to go with the woo)

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

oh the pain!

arf

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

I WILL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

/Ren Hoek

puntastic!

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

owwwwwwwwww

it burns it burns

wooo

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

maybe I'm drunk

but I'm laughing

(

rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

no, i'm not drunk

and i laughed.
edit: giggled, even, if we're to be honest.

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

you dont know if your drunk or not?

drink more ffs

no half measures here

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

ouch.

and on that shocking note, I'm off kids, night.

(

pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

sleep tight

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

hehe

night.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

ouch indeed

night.
and, er, what happens if we misbehave while pep's gone...

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

I'll tell your parents.

/really gone.

(

pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

you do that.

they'll just disinherit me. shit, wait...

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

keep it real

(

rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

Word.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

hahaha!

truly shocking... woo :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

watermelon

simply watermelon
gee-knee-arse

(

Bitchpapa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

Too strange...

wOO...

(

Hyksos, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

All reet...

Just got the punnage on my alcohol-addled brain...

Very WOO-

(

Hyksos, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)

Almost spilt me pop then.

And for the first 2 loops I thought Arnie was wearing a cowboy hat.

Made me laugh that did..woo!

(

Fronkle99, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

ha ha

magic

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:22, archived)

canny

that leek :)

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)

Ironic!

(Vega31, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

it means 'save'

in german

are you a sparmonster like useless?

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

hehehe have a spar-row

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

"It's like raaaaaain

on your wedding day . . "

(

Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

I had fun last night explaining that i had left some papers and a lighter in the store when buying other stuff

Problem being i was stoned asking for shit saying everything wrong and reeking of pot

i think they were chuckling but what do they expect when people just buy papers and a lighter with no tobacco

:D :D :D

(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

Lord Kittener says....

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

god tries not to involve

Himself with b3ta, he doesn't get a lot of business with us

Yay pic

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

I've had no hummus for ages, so it's repost II, the revenge. Sorry. Again.

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

sozz

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

pearoast of this little ball of fluff.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

COQ ORF!

(

popt_art, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

what sort of grammar is that?

stand in the corner and think about what you have done.

(

popt_art, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

errr

the right sort i think. Its taken pretty much direct from the poster.

Edit: I think everyone back then knew who Lord Kitchener was so they just put his face and '..wants you' on it.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

b3tans wants?

STOP THIS NONSENSE

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

b3tans wants?

c'est pas possible

a lot of people still do know Lord Kitchener.

(

popt_art, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

To clarify

The poster goes 'BRITONS... (pic of Lord Kitchener) wants you...'

You see they put his head in and didnt need to write his name cos he was so recognisable and....

oh hell tis to late to explain

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

Seeeeee?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

you mean that the text in your poster is

"B3tans [Lord Kittener] wants you to be more fluffy etc"

where as lord kittener is expressed by his image?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

Exactly!

My explanatory abilities are somewhat ballsed due to the lateness of the hour I fear.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

even me,

and I'm 12.

Allegedly.

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

seeing as we're on pedanticism

ce n'est pas possible

(

evil pixie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)

sorry you are slightly wrong

it's entirely correct to say either...

(

popt_art, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

really?

not what my french teacher said. but then who really gives a shit? btw, if anyone is actually reading this:

7000 POSTS!

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evil pixie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

it's sort of like the difference between saying

"it is not possible"
and "it's not possible".

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popt_art, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

wooooo!

(but pop tart does have a point about the grammar)

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evil pixie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

To be fair........

... it is in the spirit of the original... But I may be drunk....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

Thank You!

Some support at last!

:D

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

best meme post ever... took me flinkin ages

edit: well a minute anyway

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

i like that

but what the coconut is it?

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Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

oooh

got it now.

:)~

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Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

the best.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

Woo .. .

Subtle !

Have a woo che

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

Wow

I think thats the most revolutionary woo I have ever received!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

They have been at it a while, haven't they?

(Astatine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

That was

back in the day when they only knew one chord

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matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

(Astatine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

Fucking subtle

That.

Damn.... where's the watermelon filter!

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Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

see

Scoopzilla's post further down the page (search HERE & you'll find it).

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

You have a wonderfully inept view

of how "with it" I am.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

well, i'm likely 5 time zones behind you

so that accounts for a skewed view of sobriety et al

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

Hahahah

Very very good

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matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

Do you know

who unscrewed one of my bathroom taps?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

It wasn't me,

I never went in the bathroom.

I simply pissed on the piano.

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

do you mean the little thing at the top which says "cold"?

i think that came off when i was using it. i turned it round so that the word was no longer upside down and it kinda fell off. if i remember right

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evil pixie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

tut -

notherners - they'll nick anything!

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pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

Yeah,

nail everything down at the next bash.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

Thanks for the reassurance.

It helped me notice the whole thing was about to fall apart.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

Unscrewed?

As in disassembled?

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matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

Almost.

It would appear to be an accident of sorts though.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

Wasn't me

I only put washing up liquid in your cistern.

Oh, and pissed in your box of corn flakes

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matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

short circuit

mmmmmmmmmgfgfgfffff

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

That's rather ace.

The Quo seem to be heavily back in vogue at the moment.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

hahaha

that's if it is what I think it is, if it's not then I don't understand :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

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