b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 11776 (Older | Newer)

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

wooo

what was the original animal

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

arctic fox

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

would you object awfully if i borrowed your eyes?

wooyayhoupla as ever

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

not at all

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

its just the local's missing two pool balls

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

Aww, bless.

kill it!

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

just got spammed

with an internet grooming kit

www.asseenontvnetwork.com/vcc/ideavillage/microtouch/105217/

(harrypsauce, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

The same one

you have just spammed us with?

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

Don't be daft,

you don't groom the internet, you groom horses.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

Does it come with little

clippers to cut shit off web pages?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

why the hell would you need to shave your fingers?

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

ooh, that'll be perfect

for my unsightly ear hair

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

I like the way he does his eyebrows

just after sticking it up his nose

(nebulous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

Just doesn't have the same panache

b3ta.com/board/2364547

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

I dont know what the hell that is

but it made me laugh alot!

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

weeeee

look at him go!

what a spazmo

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

hee hee

spazmo

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

mrrrgh

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

I love that.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

awwww

hes going to sleep well tonite

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

Weeeeeeeeee........

that'll teach him..

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

Been done?

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

Don't let him

look into your eyes!

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

Blimey

He is one ugly melonfarmer.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

he got to

shag Vanessa Paradis!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

Jo le taxi

vanessa paradis?

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

the very

same!!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

Kevin Peter Hall shagged Vanessa Paradis?

Good for him. Well, except that he's dead.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

err

Lenny Kravits perhaps?

*belm*

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

Miss your medication, dear?

us.imdb.com/name/nm0001310/

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

but unless he was wearing a Lenny kravits face mask (and a very good one at that) it's lenny, not the bloke who wore the suit in the two films.
:P

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

er, I did stretch

Lennys face over Predators, which was a mask over the actors.. er does this help?

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

These days are ours

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

Heyyyyy!

cool!

(

Bitchpapa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

class

woo

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

yayayay!!! message to you rudy has just come on the radio...

no idea what station

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

stop your messing around...

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

'fore you wind up....

in jail.

(

fishsticks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

Sunday

Bit of a sit down due to worn out knee joints.

Aayyyyyy!!!

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

Yay!

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

unrelated

how in the name of screaming jesus do you get a front page - because ive been trying for ages :(

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

do something funny.

pray. thats about it.

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

bah

ive tried that - probs not funny enough

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

you've only been here for 10 days,

i've only been here for 13. most people average about one a month so we shouldn't be expecting to much. anyway, it all boils down to the donkeys opinion no matter how well it's praised.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

you've not read the FAQ then?

The donkey does the newsletter. look: FAQ.

(

barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

1. i have read the faq

2.i also read on 4rthur that the magic donkey doens't sort out the front pages
3.but everyone always thanks the donkey for their fp, so i figured...

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

only stupid

people thank the Donkey.
Get it right!

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

you've been a member for 10 days

and that's ages?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

10 days is ages?

try a year and a half.

pfft.

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

well, we

~~pity~~ love you anyway

(

new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

do something funnier then

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

ritualised buggery.

(

Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

no you havn't

ask scoopzilla aout trying for ages

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

1) be funny

That is all.

[edit] and I don't mean coming round our houses and putting silly loud flash animations on our PCs and running away.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

damn

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

post something

280 pixels wide or less for starters...

edit - and stop worrying about it so much.

(

barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

be me

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

oh my

I didn't realise you had that in your profile
*hot flush*

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

Ages? 10 days?

The answer is just being lucky - producing the right pic at the right time to appeal to an unknown person.
The one thing you can be sure of is that your personal favourites will be ignored by one and all.

(

Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

My personal favourite of mine wasn't rejected by the forummers...

just that damn donkey!

oh, sorry, blasphemy. so sorry donkey, master.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

10 days isn't really ages

you need patients, like a good Doctor. Although Shipman had loads and he was a crap Doctor.

(Mr_Bobbins, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

He's 'conefused'

very 'conefused'...

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

seconded

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

I cone-curr

(

Sixola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

Conefucius say

'Man with little willy, tries hard with fingers'

EDIT: I'm feeling slightly feverish and have not been to work today either...

(Fellmeister, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

me too

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

i like that

cone-gradulations

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

Do you like my peephole Pringle?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

Reminds me of

Day of the Tentacle.

Excellent.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

is int it cute

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

aww

thats wonderful

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

domo for queen!

(

huggybear, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

haven't i seen it before somewhere?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

i made this

1 my self

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

is it a repost?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

No i made it in the last hour

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

odd... my memories playing tricks on me...

...

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

you have more than one?

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

i've lived a long life and have many memories.

together, they are playing tricks on me.

i could have sworn i saw domo on a tenner...

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

how cruel of them

you should tie them down and force bum sex upon them (works for me)

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

i knew it!

your all gay

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

This morning...

...there was a tenner with Tony Blair's face on it. It was crap too. He may have made this one, but did he make the idea?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

he's been doing them for days

and days

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

it took you an hour to make that?

time well spent! *laughs nervously* ho ho hum...

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

you don't say?

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

yays for domo!

no yays for bad grammar

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

especially when you end up

typing more letters than if you spelt it correctly.

(

Mr Peet, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

I think it's time these newbies met Mr. Pedantic.....

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

After a short peek in your profile

i congratulate you to your 666th post!

(

azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

All Hail

King Domo!

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

Does that move?

If so great. If not, these are all shite and I'm bored of them, anyone can stick something over the queen.

I hope you get lots of bad presents for Christmas. (self edit)

(

Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

i think...

you may be getting just a little bit unfluffy there...

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

Rubbish

look at the smile on my face.

I bet he's about 7 isn't he.

(

Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

ooh

very smiley

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

probably

mind you im only thirteen. i dont think age really matters that much!

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

When you're

as old as me it does.

(

Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

and how old be you?

may i enquire?

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

Oi!

That's not something you'd ask a lady, young lad!

(

azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

i appologise

how very insensitive of me.

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

Don't take me too serious

I'm not one of those people who jump on newbies ... at least not too often.

(

azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

Of course

26.

Are you grooming me?

(

Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

Hi there, I'll be your groomer today

(

Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

Hoorah!

my coat needs a good grooming. i think its from rolling in shit all day

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

sticking something over the queen eh?

(

huggybear, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

Royal Bukake

(

Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

True

12 seconds work and that included finding a picture of a tenner.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

See?

SEE! SEEEEE!

(

Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

How about this?

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

thats an old post

u are stealing form the ist page of
if hitler won the war

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

Yes its old

though I would be stealing it from myself.
As I made it.

I refer the gentleman to my profile.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

Stealing from yourself?!?!?

Now that's desperate ;-)

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

you can

still so the queens crown, on mine u cant see eny of it

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

try and spell

FFS you little turd

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

Maybe they need

this

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

maybe they need

this: a good slap

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

heh

not long until beer o'clock

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

Ooo

My favourite time of day!

and night come to that

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Well done.

You must be very proud.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

Hey

People, does it matter if it took him an hour? I am completely useless at photoshopping. takes me ages to shop anything! drawing freehand is another matter though : )

I say good on him for trying. Thought this board was for fun! and to (try) and show off your hard work, I'd say an hour is hard work?

Be fluffy all!

Or have a missed the plot with stink bomb completely??

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

thxs

for saying that

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

I lost my rag

I apologise.

(

Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

That's ok

your rag is over there behind one of the cushions on the sofa. Now you have found your rag and much happiness can ensue.

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Well said

that man

(

ALargeElk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

wel the nights been going great so far... now i wonder where my blind date is?

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

She'll look great

after 6 pints and 6 creme de menthe chasers..

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

She said she heard a noise...

I said I would look into to it.....

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

dont go down to the

woodshed!

(

parsley, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

it's

where the gaffer tape and sharp spoons are kept.

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

you

mustn't

(

parsley, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

It's in here......

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

that's

very scary

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

Hahahahaha

Superb sir!

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

woo!

i thought some bugger was controling my cursor then!

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

I concurrrrr

!!!!!!

likes woo - yay

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

i like

the subtle variences in the joke. Sometimes it is class 3c, sometimes 4. Hilarious. It just gets better and better.

More of this sort ot thing!

(

ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

arf!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

that only works in britain

the only way we distinguish between drugs is:
if they get old rich men hard they are legal
or
if they don't they are all equally bad. ie POT KILLS!!
or if the president wants some coke thats okay too.

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

Just

beat it... Um, damn!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

Schtop!

(

CranberryArmadillo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

pffft.

ARF!

(

Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

hooo ray for that

I wonder if it's possible to make some sortof Gc/shit joke filter for your email??

(

Sixola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

too

late.

(doktored, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

Lynda Barker will sell anything

Anyone else sick of her yet?

Clickum biggum

(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

I seriously would...

EDIT:
Though it would involve her being gagged (or gagging) so I wouldn't have to listen to her whiney litlle voice. Anna Rider-Richardson would be in on the act too for a threesome. Probably dressed in leather. With a whip.

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

really?

she's so screechy

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

erm

(rymix, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

I would too

(CheeseOnToast occasionally with Worcester Sauce, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

I would too. She looks like

a right dirty tut-tut.

I hear she actually keeps her eyes wide open as you apply your warm scumble-glaze. Filthy.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

DFS

Don't Fuck Sofas ?

(

Mr Peet, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

She has

the most annoying voice I think I've ever heard. Apart from Ann Widdecombe.

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

yes

me, I HATE the currys ads!

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

I like currys

There's nothing grander then a decent chicken Madras...

(Phil Febuggure, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

"cuuurys!.....allwaaays.....cuuting....priiices!"

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

*snip snip!*

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

Prices?

I think 'corners' is more fitting.

(

cantshopforshit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

It's the way she makes a Beadle-Claw hand at the end that pisses me off. The other bird in the advert is quite tidy though.

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

And they seem

to have a more, erm, complicated relationship. Barker's forever running her fingers along stuff while gazing at the other one. Who tuts in a 'look at my silly girlfriend' way. It's proper strange, I tell thee...

(Lapin, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

Snip-

-fucking snip.

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

What lovely rounded cushions

Wipe clean surface.

mmmmmmmm.

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

Threadjack

is someone on here [email protected]? Theyve added me to their MSN contacts and i dont know who it is?

(Lord of the Beans, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

She

does my head in! grrr

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

Ummmmmmm

clicky, maybe?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

is that SFW?

I don't think so!

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

SFW?

she's actually got pants on... although they are V small!

(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

Well

if you're allowed to look at girls' arses all day, then you're very lucky. I, for one, am not.

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)

As a founding BLOPE member...

..I thought you would like it

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

Of course I do

The gay Chief Constable doesn't approve, though.

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

i think it is not

sexy for woo

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

kill her!

kill her now ,HARD

(

Sixola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

ha ha ha

I would.

i don't really have problem with her selling sofas.

i get irritated by her selling white goods for curry's.

if she did come round to mine whin my ladie was out, here is the list on how i would do her.

Arse
Gob
Arse

then probably arse again.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

very overdue entry for "if hitler won the war" compo

(eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

i watched that last night

some people shouldn't be allowed to have children.... i bet their kids got torn to pieces at school today...

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

I thought the one on the right

was Dutchbird for a second.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

Perhaps you were thinking of her evil twin,

Deutschbird?

(dognutz, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

and a fitting repost to boot!

(

huggybear, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

hahahhahahaha

*breath* ahahhahaha

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

I'm so so sorry...

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

LOL

@j00
or something

(rymix, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

You've been...ah ah...you've been hit by a...

(rymix, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

Hahahahaha

Are there kiddy fiddlers on the backing track?

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

So are we coffee-ing tomorrow or

are you going to be too busy catching up on all the work you haven't done today? ;)

(

MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

Can I let you know in the morning darling?

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

Sure. I'm passing you anyway so no worris either way.

Right, I'm back off to do more work now, so I think that'll be it for me for the day. Night all.

(

MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

In related news

my friend also got given the Gary Glitter party tape

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

Has that been photoshopped?

Lookes like a Photo shoot from Black and white to me...one of the best music videos ever might I ad. Yay to Micheal Jacko!

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

i figured that

subtlty was the key with such a bad joke, ie do nothing to it at all. Speaks for itself

(rymix, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

best music videos ever

are you on drugs?
it was balls.. just like that mentalist
used to be good, then plasic surgery and excessive fame turned him into a zeppelin

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

Why are there girls in the picture?

That's so out of character.

(Fragger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

for god's sake it's

got that tallentless little shite mcauley caulkin in it!!

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

I don't know

why this amused me when I did it. I honestly don't. Why oh why am I even trying today?
: )

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

hehhee

i still like it!

do you do requests?

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

I'll accept one more!

got a page full of em still to do!

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

woo

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

parp! woo!

feedback? (say yes!)

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

Possible...

hmmmmm

watch this space - " "

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

i'm

watching...

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

may i suggest a caption?

"Here come the Indians",
"Get back to work!"

good luck!

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

here come the indians?

hmmmm, that's a possibility

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

*Qwonk*

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

superb as ever

can anyone recall an instance of a cartoon bird crashing into a cloud
(excluding clouds with anvils/mountains hidden inside them?)

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

PARP!

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

it's probably hilarious if you speak goose

now there's an idea, do a series of cartoons of animals speaking their own languages.

and if people don't understand, that's their problem

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

hahaha

good idea!

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

What about animals

speaking human speak but with regional accents? Like a brummy sheep or a Liverpudlian Cat?

(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

why yes

honk.

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

all goose psychologists

are quacks

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

that

is quite funny

(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

haha

honk

(bullitt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

Unwanted Phonecalls Part One

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

Is that the Sims or something?

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

Joan?

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

Lional?

(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

heheh

i like that

/intruiged by 'part 1'...

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

Have you ever received a phonecall from a religious organisation?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

if so you could be in line for a £2m cash payout

contact [email protected]

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

The kilroy team would like to speak to you?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

we are planning a fly on the wall documentary series based

in the call centre of a leading religious organisation. do you have any interesting anecdotes which might be used to fill half an hour of our schedules during the winter?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

I've just received a phone call from our IT department in work

Why they never manage to phone me
a) In a timely manner or
b) When I'm actually in work

is beyond me.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

i like that a lot

cos my ex-girlfriend is an absolute psychotic nutbag called jenna and i'd like very much for her to get a phonecall like that

unlike the murphy's, i''m quite bitter.

(

Dano, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

I choose hide

What do i win?

(Cockfosters!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

inspired by something someone said yesterday

it's piss-poor, i apologise.

(

Dano, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Hahahahahahahah

Thats very good indeed!
I just found this picture on google:

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

hehehehe

(

MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

hahaha

(icedragon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

nonononononono!

BAD MAN!

BAD!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

*guffaws*

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

Ffffffffuf!

That funny.

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

ha ha

he he

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

ha ha ha

bad man

(

Pootle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

and a battered ring

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

Har! Har! Har!

Would you let your kid wear one? :p
OUCH!!! [Bitch-slap from wife.]

(Spockinasock, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)

har

har har!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

Hehehe

It's funny because it's true *

*may not be true

(

Mr Peet, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

Toilet Seat Penguins

how rare

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

but of course!

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Splendid,

thank you for amusing me.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Woo

How rare!

(

sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

Marvelous

They look pissed off.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

it's cold

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

penguin penguin penguin penguin

penguin penguin penguin penguin
penguin penguin penguin penguin
penguin penguin penguin penguin
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

no, that's not it

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

Penguin penguine penguin penguin

penguin penguin penguin penguin
penguin penguin penguin penguin
penguin penguin penguin penguin
LICHEN! LICHEN!

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »