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Gothic?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

That's rather woo

but why do I get the feeling the heads should be on the opposite bodies?

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

because you want to see tony blair

in a dress you freak

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

because blair is bush's bitch

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

i dont like it

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

yes but you're a prat

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

Unless it's a quote from Little Britain

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

Little Britain is class.

red or blue?

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

yeah i know

(jakeohoho, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)

Found this in protest pictures

No Shopping!!

click me!

(Johnyboyf, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

ha ha ha

well done that man.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

although i did laugh

edit: no it is too good to be a cnut

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

Haha

More of this sort of thing

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

hahah

fantastic.

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bananaman, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

pffffft

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

Re-threadjack!

as my previous threadjack disappeared!

found these, laughed, decided to share:
www.pbase.com/image/15687194
www.pbase.com/image/15687831

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

QUACK!

/waits for echo

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)

!KCAUQ

/odd echo returns...

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Henny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)

Look!

There's that Bush Blair Butcher thing I was on about earlier.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

(byebye, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

she's let herself go.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

Is it only me

who saw that and immediately thought of the film Gladiator?

Woo to the pic

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

and I quote:

"Billy, do you like Gladiator movies?"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

I thought

it looked more like Oliver Reed? : )

(spudhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

Yes

Oliver Reed in the film Gladiator

see?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

*that* film, Gladiator! : )

(spudhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

Exactly

I wasn't just thinking of gladiators in films generally.
that would just be silly

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

Yes

I rather think it is

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

ooo

confusing!

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chilledunit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

so would

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

mother!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

I woul..er..but...the thing is...but...erm...

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

Sunshine Elephant might™

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

can i have the original

please?

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

no, really, i wasn't joking

i would like the original

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:45, archived)

once an idea gets in to your head

you have to use it

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

jesus christ

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

Well

you don't have to.

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

i agree

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

it's normal, just admit it.

or maybe i'm a freak.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

Topical.

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Mullet Over, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

in a very strange way....

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

how amusing

that made me giggle.

(anon., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)

(Midnight Fox, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

i jus cant get enough of them quo, sorry thats bad company isnt it?

(Pablo El Pancache, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

The Secret 7000 Present...

An odd film this week...

High Quality (9MB)
Low Quality (6MB)

(The_Secret_7000, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

i wouldn't wanna meet him in a dark alley...

or a graveyard for that matter....

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

ha ha

woo

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

who the fuc|< would take pictures of a graveyard? at night?

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

why?

are you scared of small,plastic trolls?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

You're not?

How rare!

Those things are evil to their little plastic middles

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

Prosthetics at its classiest

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

Arf!

This:
www.b3ta.com/board/2365029
is my favourite ever b3tan post.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

that's no b3tan.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

I was using it in it's adjective form...

...ie relating to b3ta

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

arrrrrrrrrr.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

give it some context

www.b3ta.com/board/2364974

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

hahaha

that makes it even funnier

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

Now it looks

like a doctor doing that ol' balls dropping test on Michaelangelo's David.

Cough please.

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Mullet Over, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

i have a new method of stress relief

i have superglued those wobbly things from cornflakes to the top of my monitor and whenever baa or someone appears, i make mojo jojo wobble and he looks disapproving... its ace

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

That's nice

with all the advancements in this technology, I think she'll be in for a nork enhancement soon, too.

w/y/h!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

This week on Channel 4

"George, a warmongering Christian Fundamentalist from Texas swaps wives with Tony a, er..... is this right? Aren't they normally a bit more different..."

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

haha

i just piss coke out of my mouth through laughing

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SarahRatt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

How rare

do you always piss coke out of your mouth, or only when you laugh?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

I imagine that would be quite handy

You could sell glasses of the coke to children and make a tidy profit.

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

Hmmm

I don't think i would try a glassful

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

mmmm...

coke served at body temperature. Yum yum

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

Oh, the possibilities...

*cackle*

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

Oh, the cack...

*possum*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

To call them jug-eared, cross-eyed gimps would be unfair...

to jug-eared cross...

(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

Nice Arf!

(even if it is over 200K)

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

The extra is worth the slinky wobble.

Lovely.

[edit]That doesn't make any sense.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

I understood perfectly.

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Mullet Over, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

Phew.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

that is too big

lovely, but too big

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

sorry

(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

i think it's a lovely

size.

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bananaman, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

Hey Mister!

what did you use to make that?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

nice

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

That really is a thing of beauty

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

nice

but the yellow shimmer should go right to left for the red to purple transition.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

You would think so, but due

to the wobbliness of the letters it is correct.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

my word thats loverly

big but beautiful

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Lynxkitten, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

he's not that christian nor is he texan but

yes he is warmongering

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

Er.......

While I may have the Texan bit technically wrong, he most certainly is Christian...

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

i mean blair

he's not that christian... only as christian as he has to be to get old people to vote for him

/cynical

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

Ah now come on

Tony's ALWAYS going to church. He goes to church nearly every time a camera crew are about on Sundays

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

arf!

ahhh maybe you're ight maybe a read too much into things

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

Oh yeah

sorry. My bad

x

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

Just like he's a FUNKING

two faced lying CNUT you mean?

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Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

yes but at least he's not a fucking tory

who i find utterly repulsive

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

only in name

remember that

New Labour = Tories Lite (tm)

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Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

whos the w a n k e r on the right, oh and the left?

(Pablo El Pancache, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

d o n ' t use spaces, use wank<b></b>ker.

unless you want to.

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

Dunt work in the subject

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

i know

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

Smart alec happy baby orangutan

;-)

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Mullet Over, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

take a bow

topical and woo yay houpla. S'good, that

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

super-smashin-lovely!!!

(happymat27, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Genius!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

evenin all

its been a while

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

wonderful

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

Must have been done before

but i'll do it again

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SarahRatt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

hahaha

grand

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

arf arf!!

woo & yay!

(happymat27, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

Stonkin'

I'll have a kidney donner with chili sauce and some lemon juice please.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

apfel spitfire, donner und blitzen!

chilli sauce, boss?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

mmmm...

cannibalism

Woo yay!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

yay!

i had a microwave donner kebab the other day.
absolutely foul.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

they usually are.

especially them ones from the shell garage

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SarahRatt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

mmmm ginsterstastic

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

and how are you feeling now?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

sweaty.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

yes please

but not if its a Topic

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

In Morrisons

they sell strips of kebab meat in a tin, haven't tried them yet

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

any tinned meat is usually a bad idea

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

agreed

except for sainsbury's stewed beef - hangover food

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

Yuk

especially them Fray Bentos pies...just vile

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

tinned pies are the devil's own food

my dad would live off tinned meat if my mom let him

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

except

spam

que bandwaggon sorry

(BigBobbyh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

thank

god we have averted a near spam bandwaggon disaster

(BigBobbyh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

i've seen them,

"Donna's Donners".

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

well

that was just foolish

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

i know.

it was a kind of experiment.
but i regret it, still.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

Well, if you're gonna repost then so will I....

The Necrophilliacs donor card....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

mine isn't a repost.

just, someone else might have done it

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SarahRatt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

argh

the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!! the comic sans!!!

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

When I living in London, someone was handing out

cards just like that.

I took one for a laugh, but then realised moments later that I didn't want that on me if I got struck down my a bus

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Mr Peet, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

sure it used to be a t-shirt

sold in Viz

sorry

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Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

proberly been done to death buuuuuuuuuurt...

(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

what you have been waiting for

www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi

(baaa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

quiet you

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

i've been waiting ages for it! thank-you! now

FUCK OFF!

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

me?

ok.

(baaa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

calm down

calm down

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

sorry,

will do.

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

YAY!

hoorah for the badgers nadgers!

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

great!

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

hypnotic picture that

badgers badgers badgers
badgers badgers badgers
BELL END BELL END
badgers badgers etc.

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

arf arf

rofl

(BigBobbyh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

*cough*

crop

*/cough*

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

Crop is your new friend.

Embrace him.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

crop circles?

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

mind-piss,
mind-piss,
mind-piss.

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

Yes?

(lisareileygettingbummedbyahorse, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

Erm... sorry Slim.

clickification enlargementify

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

*larf*

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

arf!

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

haha

though the prospect of slim city scares me

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

ARGH!

and ha ha ha.

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

arf and a half!

woo bob!

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

yes!

hahahahaha!

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

hahaha

silliness

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

hehehe

perfick!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

happy baby orangutan

happy baby orangutan

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

Pfffft.

That's good

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Mr Peet, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

In many ways

that is fucking terrifying!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

hmmmmm.....

(happymat27, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

Nice images

paricularly the classic 'lions shagging' one....

like it!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

the ubiquitous

lions at it picture. good stuff.

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youknowyouloveit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

I waited for ages for that particular

pic to start animating.

*ashamed*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

Exactly!

Just that one image.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

I like that

yay!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

A hearty salute

to all those superstore Father Christmases out there

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

hahaha

i do like your toons... are they hand drawn?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

Yes

with my own hand

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

Excellent

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

fudge

you suck

(baaa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

you're an annoying spunt aren't you

_fuck off now, there's a good chap

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

haha

fudge

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

snigger!

yay!

(happymat27, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

you rock

I love these.

Get a contract and sell some cartoons soon!

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

loverly!

very good.

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

Woo.

And yay.

And houpla.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

woo!

that's good that

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

The early editions should have given it away years ago

Apologies if done, cant be bothered to spazz

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Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

that is not funny

therefore you are not funny

(baaa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

Haven't you got some reading to do?

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

I wrote that book

idiot

(baaa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

Pffft!

You teh funny.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

afternoon

my dear chap.

and how are you on this fine day?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

i am better than your stupid booty

thats 4 sure

(baaa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

i think you'll find the correct english is

"that's for sure"

not "thats 4 sure"

the youth of today, all mobile phone texting, l33t gaming and crack rocks.

i'd shoot them all if i had my way.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

can i join in?

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

Oh really?

No, O'Reilly

(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

Seems like this book has a lot of

wanking potential.

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azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

i love you

do you like poo sex?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

blimey

are you not going to direct us to your site with that post?
Is that a pig flying over the moon?

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

Coming from you?

Who's idea of funny is whatever crap website you've made today?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

I am funny, big and clever

you are not

(baaa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

you american tosser

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

yes i am

what is a tosser

(baaa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

Someone who throws things, like a quarterback.

Tosser.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

yeeeeahhh

im a tosser!

(baaa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

do you have a mirror?

I suggest your question will be answered if you look into it

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

Tosser.

You are a classic Tosser.

Well done.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

lets not take it out on americans.

that particular one yes. There are enough in london doing this for you.(including the fucking parade that dawdled accross the road in front of me earlier for 10 fucking minutes.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

I think that was a protest

not a parade

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

when it takes ten minutes for them to walk in front of my car

that is a parade.
in town its a protest.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

I am though

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

Clever? Au contraire.

Read my profile.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

Cunt

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

fuck off
/tries to be more fluffy

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

bizarrely

this whole thing is making me want to buy up all his old records (the good ones from the 80s)

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

thriller is a very good album

but rather than transfer royalties to him, feel justified in kazaaing it all .

Ulic: Judge, Jury and Executioner to the stars

(

Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

i'm getting broadband

soon and i need to think of an amusing username.
The address will be "www.(username).plus.com"
And minus, multiply and divide have already been taken. Any ideas?
EDIT : It also has to be between 5 and 16 characters.

Also, here's Bender doing some stomping.

Bender: Garbage eh? (commences stomping)
Leela : Stop! It's a baby!
Bender: (still stomping) A baby what?

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fishsticks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

This isn't taken:

www.fishsticks.plus.com

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

how about i am a fag

or eatmyass
or ohhohohohoohohohhhhh

(baaa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

School's

out then.

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

You are?

How enlightening.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

Pro?

(

Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

www.non.plus.com

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

nice

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

Gets my vote!

yes for www.non.plus.com

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

www.armysur.plus.com ?

(

new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

don't try

stealing my votes, you!

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

Granada?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

c.plus?

//nerd

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

ows aboot

www.platty.plus.com

(Pablo El Pancache, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

how about......."fishsticks"...?

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

Sky?

just think of the advertising revenue

(

Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

you like bag please?

(bagplus, you see)

(

barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

double

and then have a folder called /ungood

(

bananaman, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

ooh

you getting Orwellian on us?

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

How about a nice C(l)ockwork Orange reference

moloko.plus.com

(

azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

minus

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

i hate it when people say

that i should stop complaining about big pictures and get broadband.
THEY DON'T DO IT HERE.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

Where do you live?

Orkney?

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

christianroadies

don't know why, it just has a ring to it :)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

How about

mentaldistedness? Then you wouldn't even have to make content, you could link directly to my site :P

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

Rien.ne.va.plus

faîtes vos jeux.

(

Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

hohoho

a cultured joke...

(

new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

yes

I like that

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

wankbadger?

Plusnet are tops, btw.

(Daveybaby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

www.my-pant-size-is-extra.plus.com

Then again, my mate runs www.fucktheinter.net so who am I to make suggestions... ;)

(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

how about

www.doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyoudotplus.plus.com

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tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

piece of shit

king dong

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

I like that.

It has a naive charm to it.......

*pushes glasses up bridge of nose*

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

I hate it

I think it's a waste of space and an educated monkey could've done better.

*spits on it*

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

hurrah for honesty

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

Leaky week, eh?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

That puts you

out of the running then...

(Fellmeister, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

for what?

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

for being

the new pope

(

wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

You are

right. Though would the monkey have thought of it?

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

nope

below his level I expect

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

That's typical of this bloody government

Literacy and numeracy are going down the pan, our schools are overrun and understaffed and they spend millions, MILLIONS I tell you, on educating monkeys and sheep!

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

thats why

we've got that damn STICK BOMB on here isn't it? damn dirty apes

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

yup

It's a disgrace. I ought to write to my gay MP

(

butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

And for special planes to

get enormous cartoon penis's off tall buildings.

(

Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

if you think its a piece of shit

then why post it?

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

on rare occasions,

it can be a complement

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

hahaha

not seen that one before

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

I am

much enjoying your pikturs today.

I will learn to speak properly one day.

Good Skills!

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

adventures of clive the cactus!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

Some of the sculptures in the proposed new World Trade Centre

didn't seem to hit it off with the judges

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

ha ha ha haha ha hah aha

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

bleurgh

Found this while looking for cowboy pictures:

NSFA!!

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

videos4gays?

I'm not clicking that.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

i concur!

i mean who'd want a 600 Kb jpeg

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

I concurrrrr!!!!!!!!!

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

how do you know it's 600kb?

did you... CLICK IT?

(1, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

i click everything

didn't wait for it to load though as i'm on dial up

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

hmmm....."videos4gays".........i doesn't entice me to click it

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

Blimey

You can see his chopper too.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha HA!

(alexnessie \o/., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

good, that.

woo!

(

Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

Woo!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

vrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmm

nods to the guy who made the pun earlier

who wants a go?

(wallaby of folk-rock, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

woo

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

I would

definetly. I like rubber

filthy bastard that I am

(

The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

vs.

who hasn't already?

class pic there man

(

youknowyouloveit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

i do i do

(

Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

Nice tyres

Qwwoooooaaarrr!

Are they soft or firm?

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

Rubber composites...

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

Ohh !!!!!

say another.......

(

Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

no thanks.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

no thanks

i'll probably pick of some kind of formula 1 related STD.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

only if you took her

in the pitstop.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

How much lubricating oil

does it need?

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

I have no

~~eyed child~~ idea what you're on about.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

ha ha ha

that made me snort ~~6 grams of coke~~ coffee onto my monitor.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

I saw a trailer for some Jordan related

shit on Sky One and it had her banging on about "so what if I'm pregnant. I'm still going to go out and enjoy myself" looking pissed as a fart.
Stupid bitch.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

probably a combination of drink and drug fueled nights on the town

and the horrific collection of STD's that she has.

allegedly.

[edit]and the inferior quality of dwight yorks sperm.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

mm the baby will be just fine

just you see.

(

muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

like the last one?

sorry.. that was evil

(

Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

when ever i see her picture now

i see BLIND BABY printed over the top in big flashing letters.

stupid cow.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)

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