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roll up, roll up...

then run away (hard)

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)

Hahaha

these am woo

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)

Congratulations

on the use of the word 'Pyroclastic'. Nice one, underused if you ask me.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)

Yes

I don't think I use the word erupt often enough either.

(StonedSheep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)

great!

did you see that docu-drama on Pompeii ?

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)

yup

but actually I did this pic before that. Note also the large norks on the wife. I'll swear that was totally subconscious. WHich is probably more worrying

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)

do you not like big norks?

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_null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

oh,

everyone LIKES big norks. But not everyone accidentally draws big norks. People will think I'm a bit pervy.

er...

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)

I have a strong predeliction for large norks

And I am incapable of constructing terminological inexactitudes.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)

heh!

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

these be

very good indeed

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)

Breaking News

Click Image for bigger

Still shit scared of posting, and probably done before

(Bristol Tom, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)

google still works

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)

Marvelous

Bienvenue a b3ta. Pullez-vous up un kitten.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)

I likey...

Woo!

Prepare to be assaulted by badly-spelled 'I don't get it' type complaints from prepubescents now though...

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)

you mean "STINK-BOMB"?

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)

Now let's not name names...

Let us instead craft voodoo dolls and assault them with electric drills.

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)

a don git it

duhhhhhhhhhhhh

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)

ARF!

silly

but i like it

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)

hahaha

lovely :)
and welcome!

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_null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)

hehe, nice thinking

I like that !

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oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)

heh heh

nice comment re: b3ta

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)

She wasn't as adept at sand hockey, though

anyone care for a photoshop battle?
EDIT: anyone?

(b3rl1n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)

ANAMATE

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)

www.dictionary.com

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)

Eye nevar coold spel cawrectly

(StonedSheep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)

tallships.sailtraining.org/

(b3rl1n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)

http://www.ratemykitten.com ?

edit: ha ha ha! who did that?

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gracielou, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)

i am george*

chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/

*not true

(b3rl1n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)

that makes me laugh

this is the best thing ever:

chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/images/015.gif

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gracielou, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)

that is

very good indeed :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)

dicshunerry acshully

/penadant

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)

Please tell me something...

Is English your first language?
/edit and why must everything need to be animated?

(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)

Pointless Artistic filter #18...

I CHOOSE YOOOOUU.

Or is there another way to do it?

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)

take the above photo and do something else to it, i'll take yours and do tomething to 'it', back and forth, see?

(b3rl1n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)

Yes, I am aware of this.

It was a joke you see, an attempt at humour.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)

oh, sorry.

then i'll just leave it at haha

(b3rl1n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)

he he he

I feel honoured that you choose one of my pictures as a start for a tattyshop battle.
Unfortunately, I have no time at the moment to continue, maybe next time :)

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oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

thanks

maybe next time, then

(b3rl1n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)

public information notice

(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)

what

is it with the kittens?

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)

they're made out of guns

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)

I thought

they were made from Gnu's...
guess I am dlyexics

(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/features/awards

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)

blasphemer!

throw him to the lions!

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)

You are oficially

on my watermeloning shit list.

New person. Please read our FAQ..

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)

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gracielou, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)

hahahahaha

niceone

(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

that's fantastic

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

Joey II

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_null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

you failed.

This picture makes some sort of sense.

(1, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

It does?

I'll have what you're having

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)

Haha

classic

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

I hate it

when that happens.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

nice

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

Genius.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)

Hahahahaha

I wee in amused terror.

(Nny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)

i was waiting for you to turn up...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)

Somebody's

been hanging around him too long...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)

mmhmm

(pantseatflyer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)

Victorian maybe

but not interweb related unfortunately

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High Lord Phanty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

arf arf arf snort

snigger. Very woosome!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

teh

winnar!

shame its not a compo.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

Hahaha

Genius!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

silly

silly
silly
but YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

haha!

sooper!

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

brilliant

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

woo and yay sir..........

enter it anyway........the comp that is....not Gary Numan

(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Marvelous.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

that made me laugh

yes, yes it did.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)

rrrrrrrrrrepost

Yours is great.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)

What The ...

ta very much

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High Lord Phanty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)

arf!!

i like it:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)

Gadzooks Oldeman!

Forsooth! 'Tis mightily funnily.

(Spockinasock, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)

"She's very good, isn't she?"

"Oh yes, both sisters are. Really something special."

"Do you think they take steroids? I mean, they're so ... big."

"No, I don't. I think they must have some special talent that makes them stand out from all the other players."

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)

they were brought up

on a diet of romanian orphans pineal glands

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

Spicy ones?

Mmmmmm.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

in a pitta bread

with satay sauce

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

First thing I saw

was the word Wank

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Coctail, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)

You know I just noticed that

too. Completely unintentional.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)

One of my journeys

i have to make at work takes me past a Coral betting shop. Only one letter is partially obscured from where I see it. Guess which.

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Coctail, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)

It would have to see the 'R'

Have you seen all the permutations of 'Coal' on a T9 dictionary?

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)

very woo!

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

i..um....err...

how odd

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

How does she make babies?

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

she pops them out

left right & centre

/coat

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zerolicious, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

I imagine

she can actually make twice as many as anyone else

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

I bloody knew it!

Woo yay!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

That is very well executed

but why's she got a shoe on her knob?

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High Lord Phanty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

because

otherwise it'd get friction burns

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

If yours reached the ground,

you would too.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

I would want

a titanium skid plate like the ones they use on racing cars. Think of the sparks

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)

Kerbs would pose problems.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)

No I don't

I just run it down my trouser leg and loop it back up from my knee

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High Lord Phanty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)

they should be so lucky

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

That's fine.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)

Messy, Scary, Robot... Chicken

Ehe... Very messy

(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)

aka

chrome filter :P

(south, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

Well. Almost whole pic.

(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

hahahahaha

wine versus monitor

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legohead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

this visit is an ad mans dream.............

TEA....TEA Mr Shifter

(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

hehehe

Chuck out your chimps today!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)

...

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oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...fantastic!

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

Awww. Wuzsh.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

awwwwwww

learning ice hokey...

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

HOCKEY

goddamnit

Nice pic.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

icy hokey cokey?

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_null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)

I aint shaking anything about in that

weather godamnit.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

damn

i was waiting for that to animate... nice one oCo :)

/relurk

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zerolicious, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

a bit of recycling actually ;)

too slow ?

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oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)

hahahaha

aceosity!

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)

ahahahahshhahahahahahahahahahshshashahahahahahahahashahahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahahahha

(1, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

you spelt ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wrong

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)

i can spell ahahahahahahjahahjahsiauhsiuhasaahhaahhahahahahahahh

any way i like

i am the greetest!

(1, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)

Michael rowed the boat ashore

ahjahsiauh

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

Lies I say!

Scurralous slander!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)

Arf!

Brilliumpt.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

that's brilliant

woo yay houpla!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)

Woot

Fan diddely tastic

(Sonic Spy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

yay!

the new king of signage :)

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

This is

the funniest pic I've seen on here in, ooh, about three weeks or so. Well done you!

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giblethead2000, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

Mind if I swipe that idea

for some real-life photography? I've got a two-years-old cousin who would be caught in that pose quite easily...

(Random Ferret, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

david regretted allowing Durex to sponsor his next stunt

(south, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)

Woo

but dont associate domo with condoms, youll just traumatise me

(Goodie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)

hehehe

he looks silly now

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)

he always looks

stupid

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Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

Yay!

insert 'I always knew Blaine was a prick' joke here

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

MY EYES!

MY VALUABLE EYES!

*washes eyes with pine sol*

(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

hay

that wierd stuffed toys on the side......by the way daiveds next stunt he is jumping out a helcomter from 100 meters(free fall)

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)

were you dropped repeatedly

as a baby?

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)

maybe

i hope not

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

on your head.

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dogsbollocks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

And, if not,...

...would he like to be?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

i want to hit him.

hard.
edit : harder
edit: hardest

(Jimmaw, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

me or

davied

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

who do you think

you minguless mong

(Jimmaw, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)

it's "David"

you oxygen thief

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)

Stop it.

That's just not funny.

(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)

I knew it....

David Blaine is a bag of wank.

(Consignia, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

Do these already exist?

If not, I think I've found a niche in the market

(Idid, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)

so the blue ones

must be for smurfs

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

ha hah hah

that has to be right

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)

don't be racist

smurfs have rights

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

Yeah!

They have the right to remain silent, the blue bastards.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)

Yeah,

Smurfs who work with food !

(Idid, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)

neopolitan

woo

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Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

Arrrgh

mind piss

(Goodie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)

and together they make....

BAND AID NEAPOLITAN

(Goodie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)

Is that the next single?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)

do they do hairy ones

for chimps?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)

I think so!

and all sorts of different ones for kittens

(Idid, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

cough

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idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

ha!

nice

(Idid, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

Have patended that..it cost me £2800
honest

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Mickeyfatate2much, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)

JACK IT! JACK IT HARD!

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idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)

is that a GM conference pear?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)

GOURD!

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dogsbollocks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)

is that a

gourd (spelt wrong?)

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)

it is

indeed

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idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)

whaddaya mean

spelt wrong?

unless you mean "is that a dildo?"?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)

*shudder*

I'm afraid of what's to come.

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)

hehehehe

its a box

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)

baaa?

is that you?

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

whos Baa

tell me plz

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)

a spamming type

person.

i don't think you are, i have faith in you.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

an Evil person?

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)

more of an irritant.

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)

he was running a trolling competition,

using b3ta as the playng field. Twunt.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)

good lord man!

there is something terribly wrong with your keyboard.

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)

maybe it's letting out

paedo gas!

(jakeohoho, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

stop using text speech and learn to spell........plz.....

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Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)

It's the language...

...of the Sunny Delight generation. It rots their brains, you see.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)

heh!

reminds me of that film with dudley moore in it - "volvo - they're boxy but safe"

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

crazy people

hello, hello, hello...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)

haha, yes

my entire family made sure i knew about that quote when i bought a volvo. sods.

(rednc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

Do I detect

a certain bitterness brought on by personal experience?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

Nope

Just hate shit cars and shittier car ads. Check Do you speak micra? too

(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)

You've never driven a Focus.

For the money they're nice about town, with a bit of grunt in 3rd.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

Never driven one

never will, when they look like that. Do I suspect you have one (and wear a cardigan)?

(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)

Had one as a company car once...

...good on the motorway too. If you only drive a car because it looks good you'll be a pedestrian a long time.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)

zzzzzZZZZZZZ

I don't think you understand the purpose of this site!

(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)

I suspect...

...you're just a little too immature to get its true meaning.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

Nyah Nyah

Nyah Nyah - Nyah

(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

I rest my case.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)

You crack me up with your witty banter!

(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

true

anyone who shells out for a golf over a focus clearly has more money than sense. and boy-racer tendencies to boot.

(rednc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)

Hehe

Just bought a nice new Golf . . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)

the new Nissan Micra

there IS a bloody crate. Car ads are really shit, I agree 100%

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

that is wonderful

truly.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

awwww

lovely

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Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)

Best ford ever

(the crate on wheels). 100% Fact.

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)

I am of the opinion

that only true irishmen can say Gobshite properly

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Dill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)

especially

Father Jack

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

how much well

one of them go for

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)

more than you can afford

dear boy

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Dill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)

...

I am animating this song for my final (the english version)

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gracielou, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)

thats

a bad photo edit.......i dont get it

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)

why are you so un-friendly?

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)

because he's only been

here for 17 days and still doesn't get it

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)

ive been here 190 days

and i still dont get it.*

*may not infact be true

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Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)

I didn't think there was anything to get

it's a paintmashed chimp getting ready to use the toilet.

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gracielou, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

i've been here six days

and i can manage to post a few copliments

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)

Probably because his parents never tell

him to shut the watermelon up when he's being a zeppelin.

*tsk*

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)

Is this water melon thing something that just happens

or are you meant to type watermelon or something?

EDIT: just answered my own question

(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)

naughty words are getting automatically changed at the moment

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)

well I knew about some of them

and kinda answered my own question, but ta muchly :)

(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

like watermelon they are

and why is that anyway?

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Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)

hmmm

watermelon
cranberry
bitch
shit
bastard
happy baby orangutan

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)

see

http://www.b3ta.com/board/2337774

(Cockfosters!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

My particular favourite is

New person. Please read our FAQ.

but I do think watermelon and cranberry might make a nice fruity drink

(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)

Hagard

seems to think there is a word that provides artichoke, but isn't telling. Which probably means he's massing with me.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)

...

New person. Please read our FAQ.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

me?

i can be if i want to, just that u ppl dont like me

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)

you can be unfriendly?

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)

because

of cocked off comments like that.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)

Who is 'uppl'?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)

it means

you people

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

methinks it was a joke

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)

*shoots self*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

topol's brother

star of fiddler in the cellar

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

there are no ppl here

there are however, some people

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)

reminds me of this:

Yeah, it's huge

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)

ARF!

i discovered today that if you use imageready, you can give your gif about 25% lossy compression , makes the pics way smaller and still look alright

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)

Actually

I make ALL of my gifs in Imageready. I just couldn't be arsed to do that one up right at the time.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

Hehehe

made me laugh

(Goodie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)

I shall do this now

New person. Please read our FAQ.

(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)

With spelling and grammar like that

you're not exactly doing yourself any favours, you know...

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

Then why are you here

you fucking moron?

What's not to like? You have been a constant source of irritation for the past 17 days.

I personally don't like you because you ignored my help and because you're 12. And I hate kids. Especially 12 year old kids.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)

I'd love to see you teach

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)

I'm told on a scale of

very good-good-satusfactory-cause for concern, on my course, where satisfactory is the level a teacher should be at at that stage, I am at good or very good for everything bar classroom manageement and assessment, which are satisfactory. Which means I need to work on getting the little buggers to behave and to set more work and tests.

So on the whole, I'm reasonable.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

I've always thought

the best thing to do is to make and example of one of the little bastards: cleave them in two lengthways with a samurai sword. Then see if the little fuckers play up when you're being externally assessed

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)

wish. ^_^

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)

Don't be so melodramatic...

...if you make disparaging comments about other board member's pictures, then you are going to attract some nasty comments.

If you can't say anything nice about a picture, then stay quiet.

If you think something is rubbish, then that's your cue to go and do something better - if you can't do something better then you have no right to criticise someone else.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)

lets have a round of applause for Mystery bob

The voice of reason

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)

Reason?

I always thought Mystery bob should be the voice of season. Like winter, or summat.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

There...

...is a chill wind in the air tonight.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)

Can we have snow at crimbo please?

And can you send a blizzard to wipe out all of these evil gits who put their crimbo decarations up in june?

Or is the voice of winter more like a press secretary?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

maybe because

it isn't a "photo edit"?

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gracielou, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)

...is the right answer

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)

Ooh, nice

I likes that a lot. Impressionistic computer generated chimp/toiletry of the first order. Woo!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)

wooo

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fassit is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)

THAT IS AWESOME!

Bonobos going poo... .I love it.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)

That's great!

Looking forward to chimp based song.

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)

mmmmmmm...

...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmONKEY!

I know it's an ape, but I like the word monkey better.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)

So close!

and not doctored by me
see full dull story!

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)

hehe.

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Herr Tezcat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

Shit Pic #2

Prolly Been Done

(Cockfosters!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)

Nice one

pretty funny. almost choked on my chilli

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Coctail, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)

Estate agents these days...

I ask you!

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)

The second one . .

Is probably all I can afford :(

House prices in London . . don't get me started !! grrrr

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)

Damn bloody

jpg compression grrr. Bottom sign reads 'SOILED', to allow the full punnage to come through.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)

hehe

that looks like tellytubbie land (the second one) how much is that selling for these days?

(anon., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)

Anorexia

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)

Pffft

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)

would that make someone THAT fat?

But good gag mate!

I've just seen an advert inspired by TRON - what is the world coming to

(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)

an end, hopefully

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idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)

the end is near....

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)

the end.

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)

really?

actually, I saw one months ago for vauxhall's anniversary that I thought was very tron-ish, which was the one you saw?

isn't there a popular beat combo with a tron-based video currently?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)

yep

The white-stroke-cold-heads

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)

It was for Trance Athems

it even did the liney thing

(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)

Did you have to bring that up?

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)

haha

i read that as "I eat mexicans"

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Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)

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