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# Lampage!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Evenin' Keck
WOO YAY to that.
(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Blimeh!
TJ: I just got the Micheal Jackson chase piccy in my inbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# it's one of those magical things
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# an intelligent
American?
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# oh hush
WBM's one of our covert operatives
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Yes, I infiltrated the states
and am sending covert reports back to the Daily Mirror to highlight the lack of intelligence here.
The Daily Mirror will the call it a scoop and the world will gasp.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# He said magical not
miracle
(Former Woolies worker (pity me), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Yay, lavalamps
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# this has probably been done
but came up in discussion at work today ...



could'nt get the text quite right.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# God
That's bluddy excellent. WOO!
(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Woo!
Hurrah for cinematic belming! Cheeky pee-roast

(MrMessiah, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# b3atification...

evening all... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# If only it was true.
woo yay houpla
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I like their lunchboxes!
My mum would never buy me a themed lunch box. I still resent that.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Such things turn normal people in cyclepaths
not mutilating any kittens are you?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Every day is a struggle
made worse by the time my dad got us skeletor halloween masks, and she made him take them back to the shop. I expect he actually binned them.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Well at least you're amongst the company of fellow kitten manglers
probably all of them have been warped by the lack of a themed lunchbox or a withdrawn skeletor mask.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# It's the little things
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# class
ness
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# love the little chuckle
at the end :) most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I'd frame that
if it wasn't animated and small
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Fab
If only the b3ta gun really existed
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# belter
it is
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Lalalalala!
dream of b3taification......
(hingesII, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Superb work !
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# that is
splendid :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Like my new phone cover?

Just watch those fingers...
(rubberducky, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# that am
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i'd buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# what's that font called that "yay" is written with?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# 'brooklyn kid'
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Brooklyn kid
From 1001freefonts.com
(rubberducky, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# thank you
in case you wonder why i wondered:
www.artymove.com

/quality spam
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Hmmm.... not a crazy picture, but a crazy fact.
I have just found a link to my website on the links page of an Essex brothel. Apparently they think it's "the best website ever!". Now, that is praise.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# ask
if you can get a freebie if you reciprocate links...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Hmmm...
No. I think not.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# have you got a link?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Yes...
www.gigglesgirls.com/ go to links, then humour... and there I am.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# who knew it was such a hazardous job?
"We're happy (to) welcome back Helen who has now recovered from her back injury..."
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Well, when you spend all day
on your back, it can get sore.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# What about
http://www.emmakennedy.net/links/?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Yes,
she also likes the site. But she's not an Essex working girl.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I just Googled
the best website ever "www.themanwhofellasleep.com/"

Had no joy with Essex :(

You seem a popular chap
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# She's the woman from the HEAT magazine
adverts. She stumbled on my website and liked it.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# they probably picked it up
from my blog
balls-de-jour.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Synchronisation. Yay.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# wooyayhoupla
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


edit: wow i got in first
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# i'd offer a drink but
*burp* none left 'fraid.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# !
woooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# well done, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# he heyyyyyyy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# A few seconds late by my reconing
but woo, yay, houpla, panowie and huzzah to you sir!

/edit - 7099, damn missed another milestone!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# i was refreshing my profile to keep tabs on the time
and it clicked over to 10k at the one year point, regardless of me not having started a new message...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Odd...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
#
a member for 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds
has posted 10000 messages
of which 4 have appeared on the front page.

no synchronisation here!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i'm back on dialup again tonight
so timings of a couple of seconds are impossible.

pedantic bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# :P
sorry i just happened to click your profile at an oppertune moment
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# well done
have my 20,495th as a woo and yay for your excellent sense of timing
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# congratumalationage
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# blimey
nicely timed. well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Exactly one year and 10,000 posts?
That's great - well done that chap have a cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# oooooo!
Thanks for reminding me i have some!!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# My Deepest
CONTRAFIBULARATORIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# That's fantastisk!
Congratulations mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I love round numbers
congrats...woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# some of the angled ones are nice too
number 4 is quite natty.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I'll try them
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# That's 30 messages a day almost
Woo Yeehar!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# it was just over 20 a day at the start of the month.
er...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# are you sure
you're studying math(s)? it's 27.4
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# i'm just saying how much it's increased over the last couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# aaaaaaaaah
ok then, let you off
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# you're right
what a slacker, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# yeh,
what a waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# congratumifications!

woo! thats a lot of posts per day!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# woooo!
here come old flat-top
he come groovin' up slowly
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# sorry for being a complete _cunt
I just happened to visit your profile, noticed this, and pressed Alt + Prnt Scrn

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# go in the corner
and argue with mmmm...lemony.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# and the guy above says 58 seconds and 10,000
so someboy lies.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I have the full .bmp
eek, I feel so shabby
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# see
it's true
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# happy b3taday!
and well done on the synchronisation :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# well
done. seems like i've been here for decades...

[edit] christ
a member for 1 year, 245 days, 6 hours, 29 minutes and 18 seconds
has posted 13249 messages
of which 6 have appeared on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hehe, I knew you were up to something
Congrats !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# woo
to you sir
(Monskervator the Monsk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# The kids of Gotham will never be safe!


quick and dirty, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Im meant to be going to bed...
but Im scared now
have woo
(Maroon Balloon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# the mugshot is actually worse...
... and i'm looking at this now, thinking "My god, it's David Bowie"
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# AHHHHH!!!!
KILL IT!

KILL IT NOW!!!!!!!


that am woo
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
#
KILL IT!

KILL IT HARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Jurrasic Park!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Jurassic Park???
WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# >quick and dirty, sorry!
Well, no need to colour match!

hehe nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# exactly
;-D
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# any takers
on who the topic of the new challenge might be tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Grammer terrible it is...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Antonio Banderas ?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I'm going to
have a guinness.
(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# i think
that's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] oh the cheek(s)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# OI!
Whose arse is that?
(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Not mine
way too smooth!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# yours
screen captured from Braveheart
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# you sure it isn't yours
tosser?
(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# you may call me names
but you'll never take my freedom!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I don't want your freedom
I WANT YOUR SOUL! NYARGH!
(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# ewwwwwwww
that's a mucky mucky arse


edit: what's it got to do with the internet though?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# You hit
the nail spot on there. Someone needs to learn to wipe. :)

EDIT: That's not mine, I have two bouquets on my arse. And I got them both at the same time.

heh
(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I think you need to delve deeper into the internet's darker recesses
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# well yes i know the internet has the odd arse on it... but so do a lot of things
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I can see
the sh!t in between the crack.

BLECH!
(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# surely
someone would have taken pics of all these machines and posted them as "warez" on his site.

It's late :-)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Woo!
Lora was after you earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# WITH A BIG KNIFE
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# and some...
...bread and jam
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# jam is good
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# 1 post left then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Yes Sargant say something quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# like
smn

?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# hehehe
Lora was looking for a dane earlier, she's after a CD or something...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# oohh..
what kind of CD?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# girlie from Aqua?
not sure exactly... I could have my bulb screwed in sideways

if you play on 4rthur, there may be an offline waiting for you... if not, you could send her one perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# i shall do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Cross Dresser?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Crusty Dangleberry?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# have this


edit: after head scratch - Lion King, hmm.. Im well shite
(Maroon Balloon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# why?
the filename is strangely unconnected too.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Erm..
no idea!

*glances up at shelves*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# i don't understand
at all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# cheers guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# you shoul be institutionalised
(for services to capitalism)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# oh dear, it was positive...


original for the philistines ;)
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# haha woo
(i recognised it!)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# is she going to give birth to a marrow?
i hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Blimey!
Not long to your milestones!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# i'm going to synchronise
and be geeky TO THE MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# she certainly seems chuffed;
vegetables it must be.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# just noticed you've put the tennis
in your profile

angry commentary indeed
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# fantastic commentary though.
you should consider a career in violent critical reviews.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Is this a good book?
Is it fuck.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# This film was fucking monkeytestes-bollocks.
Only see it if you're a paraplegic and somebody left you in the cinema and can't get out.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I should have won though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# piss off.
go back to russia.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# but i'm already in Russia...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# don't let the traffic
volumes fool you...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# no you're fucking not.
don't lie.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# ok, ok,
i'm here as usual.
But I could be in Russia if I really, really wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Fab!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Smooth Criminals
So, no pictures, but an interesting question.

If Michael Jackson, Gary (up the ) Glitter and Johnathan King decided to collaborate and do an album of songs, what would the track listing include?
(stueyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I have no idea.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# TJ
& p roast because it needs saying

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# that fooled so many people last night
congratusmorgalifications.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Nescafe?!?
Brilliant!
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# bigger killers
than bush...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# your all coffee
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# .
All your bean are belong to US
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# gosh
just looked at your profile, in 4 minutes you'll be 1 year old, many happy returns
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# indeed
as i believe they say in the colonies "wake up and smell the absence of aroma"
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# The men with a child in their eyes - revamp of Kate Bush's song perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I don't know
but pavarotti, domingo and carreras are doing an album with elton john





it's called 'three tenors and a nine bob note'
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# badum
tsch :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Newly Updated
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# lots of poo
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# It's unlikely that they'd collaborate.
They'd probably want to distance themselves from their criminal activities, rather than forming a paedophile supergroup.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# "paedophile supergroup"
Arf! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# double arf
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# There were ten
in the bed and the peado said..roll over roll over...
(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# paedo rock
I think a group collaboration of The Who's "The Kids are alright" would be in order
(Eggy Whiff, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# why is that making me giggle?
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# feathered lungs.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# mmmmmm
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# la chat
est dans l'arbre, avec le singe du ma tante
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
#
Je me rends compte que j'ai fait une erreur avec le genre. Je suis désolé.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# tu est le president
de burundi?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Alas no
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# can yer ride tandum?
\old pg tips advert
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# "Everyone's Gone to the Moonwalk"?
(Jackson & King (& his Piglets))
http://users.cis.net/sammy/gonemoon.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Here's a title for an album:
(Fellmeister, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# heh
not seen you repost that for, oooh, weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Tis true
Me am a repost whore.


Only cos i ain't made nowt in weeks...
(Fellmeister, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# me neither
I've been trawling picture sights for a bit now, and just not seeing anything that looks like it needs 'shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
#
thank heaven for little girls??
(BigBobbyh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# girls?
what are you, sick?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
#
/slight giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# only because th etopis is interesting:
1) Beat it (reprise)

2) Thank heaven for little boys

3) Doing alright with the boys

4) Remember me this way (in jail)

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# how about a remake of an old Shangri-Las classic...
"I met him at the candy store
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the leader of the Gang)

Come on, come on,
Come on, come on,
Come on, come on come on..."

real lyrics... I've been saving this as hummus, but I can't be arsed anymore
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# At least you have some
I'm going through a dry spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I still get ideas now and then
I just can't be bothered to load potatoshop
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# First post with some tracks
How about:

Too busy thinking about my baby
Baby can I hold you tonight
Strange relationship
Somethin's going on


Sorry, been going through my cd collection none of those are from those guys but if you want MJ ones try: Just good friends (honest guv), I just can't stop loving you, don't stop til you get enough or possibly beat it
(Former Woolies worker (pity me), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# how about
Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# ummmm +
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
#
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# yay! gladys!
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# urm...
i bet it eats people.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# It's looking in your direction - well it's looking in every direction
but your inparticular.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# fantastic.
my spleen is past its best anyway - it needs "chewing out".
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# ha!
he's lovely, looks like a Sporeish friend of mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Hanging by a thread.....
(Pelle ghola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Nice perspective shot.
Tell me, do you storyboard at all?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# no, I don't
and yes, I should try it (or a comic or cartoon, or somethin similar) once.
(Pelle ghola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Do you sell shoes?
(I love this game)
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# are you Tony Benn?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# poor guy is missing a finger :(
(DragonSkiz, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I demand
a feature-length cartoon.

Well, not really demand, but we can hope....

Ace as usual
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# that's fantastic
and some delicately flavoured punnage too... Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Poor Gerard
no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't get the stool at the right height...

(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# *snigger*
You said 'stool'
(allergic to curry, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# *tee hee hee*
I did too!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# stop it, stop it HARD!
no porn!
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Stool isn't porn
unless you're very very sick......
(allergic to curry, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# or
japanese
(steveeeee, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I like that.
100% FACT.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# with 2 and 3 together
you could make a perfect one (ish)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# imagine that
the perfect giraffe
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# what if it
pupated?
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# .
Sunshine Elephant would ©
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# erm...
that's very woo, but it's been done so very similarly before!

great mindpisses, eh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# it's mind piss
that I thought the same thing.

Are you sure it wasn't him/her that did it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# could be...
can't remember, was so long ago
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# *cough*
might be an oldish repost

/confesses
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# HA!
I knew it.

It is wonderful though, you could pea-roast that eery day if you wanted to. It's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Why, thank you.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# tsk
still, it shows I still retain my fnordish powers of recall!

it's still as funny as it was then
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Slim's
Mrs Giraffe's holiday snaps come to mind . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# yay!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# at least he's got an excuse
I suppose I can't do it because I'm a berk.

Terrifically woosome picture
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Scenes from domestic life.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Oh, blimey!
That's good! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# ahahahahaha
very very woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
Astonishing source pic of something that is supposed to have actually happened. Now THAT'S art.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# just coz it's on the bible doesn't mean it's real

..then again, holofernes got a duff deal with judith, so it's perfectly possible
(monofiopia, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# oh indeed
that am woo!
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# i'm impressed............
woo,yay and houpla............
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# I love that
and I love old violent art
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# violent art done by a woman as well.
btw, why are you not going to the theatre?
(mwybsb, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# fantastic!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# hehehehe
I'm cheering the girls on!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# For god's sake!
It was NEVER offside.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# woo
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# too funny!
w o o !
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Christ on a bike
My Mrs goes like that too if she misses Emmerdale.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Thank you all.
Your comments are much appreciated.
I should add that the picture in no way represents my own home life - my wife and daughter don't let me near the TV in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# you wouldn't be there to tell anyway :)
Superb picture sir !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# oh yes
genuine laugh out loud moment there :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# joins in late praise
so very very w00
(Rich Chestmat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# ah man
that is ridiculous. It has an inner light.
props.
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# poor skippy
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Poor skippy indeed
only one turned out for the protest :(

At least he's not burning a flag.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# makes more sense than the current protests
flame away i'm off to get some tea
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# ummmm

those hands look scarily slimily like Goatse's... eek.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Mould it - MOULD IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# im sure ive seen that
on a porn site before..
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# i can't say i've studied his hands...
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# too busy trying to avoid falling into the black hole of doomy doom doom.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# well... pink hole
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# you spent all your time
staring at his arsehole, mesmerised?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# you know...
i was expecting that.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# never let it be said
that I'm not everything you expect me to be

and then more
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# ok
i'll never let that be said
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# what did you study?
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# that's a very cheesy grin you
have in your profile
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# i know
I was just very happy at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# had you just been given
a sherbert dib-dab?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# whatever that is...
no
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# childhood* sweets
fantastic things

* i still enjoy them now
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# lollypop + sherbert == stickiness + fun^2
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# kleenex + charlie dimmock -- phone on hook == extra stickiness + fun^2
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Puh! Charlie Dimmock?
Nigela surely?


Rrrrrrrr....
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# ahhh
you would. and she can cook - bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I most
certainly would! :-)~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# whatever that is?
you're not from that well known country, Abroad, are you? Or are you too young or healthy to know about classic British sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# i'm young!
and i've heard of them
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# yes
but obviously not healthy. With particular reference to the 3 pints of Guinness thing
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# im swedish
living in spain.
no idea what those are
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# well, they're these tubes of sherbert
with a liquorice stick thing to lick and dip into the sherbert. They (were) are very popular in Britain when I was a wee lad, which proves what a sad bunch we are, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# officially
the best sweets ever

Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# 100% FACT*


*opinion
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# i will trust you on that
:) i gotta go to britain and get some
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I have one of them
and a double-dipper... with a third dip free!

I bought the first from FAB on saturday, and Lora bought me the second on sunday from randomsweetshop, manchester
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# there were sweets being offered?
and i wasn't informed?
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# liar
you got a couple of those txt message sweets!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# I got 1
and it said I'm Lora's boy.

I've yet to hold her to that.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# you'll have to take that up with her, then
as well as the lack of other sweetly goodness - I got a double-dipper 'cause I gave her one of my dib-dabs in FAB
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# well...
i gave her nothing except abuse for crushing my cigs :/
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# there you are then
case closed
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# seconded
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
#
Cheesy
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# satan wants
his eyes back.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# verbal's camera
has a demoniser™ setting that we can't turn off
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# furtive............................NO

damn bear will twoc anything
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# ooh...
I wonder if I can be arsed to find the source for that...

I keep meaning to make a special "short limo", and bush would be the obvious candidate for riding in it :D

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# the source has numbers all over it
you'll have to shop them out.......
its jameswagner.com/mt_archives/003759.html
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# hehe
ah well...

edit: cool link, thanks... I've now worked out that in order to kill him, all we need do is cover the car in some form of toxin and keep him trapped inside until he needs to eat/drink/pee/refuel - about 2 hours
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# or you could just throw the fucking car in the sea
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# we could
but I don't think your back would cope with lifting it
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# you'd be suprised
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# can we put a polar
bear in as well.......just in case.....
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# nice!
actually, that would be good - Bush gets inside bullet proof, explosion proof car with reinforced windows and explosion proof underside, and there's a polar bear in it.

Woo yay (and a houpla for good ol' Furtive)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# As improbable as it sounds, I was bitten by a goose today.


So I did this. They have teeth and a nasty beak.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# were you chasing it
at the time............
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I was feeding it bread
I don't think it meant it.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# feeding the goose some bread, eh?
euphemism alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# HONK
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# i've been bitten*
by a goose before! right in the nads aswel

*pecked
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I was bitten by a pony once
I had an injection in my arse.
(by a syringe)
I was 6
It wasn't nice.

That, however, is super
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Was it a Canada Goose
as per picture? One of those FUCKERS bit me once, and you're bang on the money. How the hell does anything with no teeth cause so much pain and bleeding?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Yeah Canada Goose.
They've pretty much taken over Hampstead Heath.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I was bitten by one
at a park in South London. It's been the geese or me, ever since. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Have you ever met anyone who has had their arm broken
by an aquatic bird?

Without checking snopes, I'm guessing it's an urban myth
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I think it's more of a theoretical physics thing
but I'll tell you one thing, Canada Geese bite.
the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I went out with a girl once who could...
...break a swan's wing with her leg. It didn't last long.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# canada geese
are clearly the work of satan. bloody evil things.
(mwybsb, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# absolutely
I think the source pic of The Fear should have a canada goose head in the middle. But then, I'm slightly biased, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# they do don't they
I thought they had lots of little teeth
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# This one had teeth
Like 100's of little needles they where.

\big girls blouse
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Is that Senate House, Malet Street?
Strange place to find a goose.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Dunno
It's a Google special
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# I'm fairly sure it is, having just Googled for it.
It's the central offices and library for the University of London, just up the road from the British Museum.
Enormous, forbidding, Stalinist-style building.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Just went back and checked
You know what, you're right.

www.urban75.org/photos/london/lon324.html
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I was bitten by a donkey once.
So I punched it back, right up the bracket. The man wouldn't let me back on it after that.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
*wheeze
/falls off chair
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# The fucker wanted another two quid.
I walked off up the beach and trod in some dog shit instead.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hahahaha
stop, please... you're wasting this material here, you should put it in a film about every British childhood or holiday in history, ever
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# It's okay.
I do this shit for a living.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)

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