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# Lampage!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Evenin' Keck
WOO YAY to that.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Blimeh!
TJ: I just got the Micheal Jackson chase piccy in my inbox.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# it's one of those magical things
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# an intelligent
American?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# oh hush
WBM's one of our covert operatives
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Yes, I infiltrated the states
and am sending covert reports back to the Daily Mirror to highlight the lack of intelligence here.
The Daily Mirror will the call it a scoop and the world will gasp.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# He said magical not
miracle
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Yay, lavalamps
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# this has probably been done
but came up in discussion at work today ...



could'nt get the text quite right.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# God
That's bluddy excellent. WOO!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Woo!
Hurrah for cinematic belming! Cheeky pee-roast

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# b3atification...

evening all... :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# If only it was true.
woo yay houpla
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I like their lunchboxes!
My mum would never buy me a themed lunch box. I still resent that.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Such things turn normal people in cyclepaths
not mutilating any kittens are you?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Every day is a struggle
made worse by the time my dad got us skeletor halloween masks, and she made him take them back to the shop. I expect he actually binned them.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Well at least you're amongst the company of fellow kitten manglers
probably all of them have been warped by the lack of a themed lunchbox or a withdrawn skeletor mask.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# It's the little things
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# class
ness
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# love the little chuckle
at the end :) most woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I'd frame that
if it wasn't animated and small
woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Fab
If only the b3ta gun really existed
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# belter
it is
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Lalalalala!
dream of b3taification......
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Superb work !
oh yes
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# that is
splendid :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Like my new phone cover?

Just watch those fingers...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# that am
woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i'd buy one!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# what's that font called that "yay" is written with?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# 'brooklyn kid'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Brooklyn kid
From 1001freefonts.com
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# thank you
in case you wonder why i wondered:
www.artymove.com

/quality spam
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Hmmm.... not a crazy picture, but a crazy fact.
I have just found a link to my website on the links page of an Essex brothel. Apparently they think it's "the best website ever!". Now, that is praise.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# ask
if you can get a freebie if you reciprocate links...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Hmmm...
No. I think not.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Blimey
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# have you got a link?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Yes...
www.gigglesgirls.com/ go to links, then humour... and there I am.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# who knew it was such a hazardous job?
"We're happy (to) welcome back Helen who has now recovered from her back injury..."
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Well, when you spend all day
on your back, it can get sore.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# What about
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Yes,
she also likes the site. But she's not an Essex working girl.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I just Googled
the best website ever "www.themanwhofellasleep.com/"

Had no joy with Essex :(

You seem a popular chap
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# She's the woman from the HEAT magazine
adverts. She stumbled on my website and liked it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# bloody hell
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# they probably picked it up
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Synchronisation. Yay.
 

 
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# wooyayhoupla
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


edit: wow i got in first
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# i'd offer a drink but
*burp* none left 'fraid.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# !
woooooooo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# well done, I guess
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# he heyyyyyyy!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# A few seconds late by my reconing
but woo, yay, houpla, panowie and huzzah to you sir!

/edit - 7099, damn missed another milestone!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# i was refreshing my profile to keep tabs on the time
and it clicked over to 10k at the one year point, regardless of me not having started a new message...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Odd...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
#
a member for 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds
has posted 10000 messages
of which 4 have appeared on the front page.

no synchronisation here!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i'm back on dialup again tonight
so timings of a couple of seconds are impossible.

pedantic bastard.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# :P
sorry i just happened to click your profile at an oppertune moment
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# well done
have my 20,495th as a woo and yay for your excellent sense of timing
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# congratumalationage
:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# blimey
nicely timed. well done!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Exactly one year and 10,000 posts?
That's great - well done that chap have a cookie.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# oooooo!
Thanks for reminding me i have some!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# My Deepest
CONTRAFIBULARATORIES!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# That's fantastisk!
Congratulations mate!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I love round numbers
congrats...woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# some of the angled ones are nice too
number 4 is quite natty.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I'll try them
:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# That's 30 messages a day almost
Woo Yeehar!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# it was just over 20 a day at the start of the month.
er...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# are you sure
you're studying math(s)? it's 27.4
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# i'm just saying how much it's increased over the last couple of weeks
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# aaaaaaaaah
ok then, let you off
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# you're right
what a slacker, eh?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# yeh,
what a waste of time.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# congratumifications!

woo! thats a lot of posts per day!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# woooo!
here come old flat-top
he come groovin' up slowly
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# sorry for being a complete _cunt
I just happened to visit your profile, noticed this, and pressed Alt + Prnt Scrn

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# go in the corner
and argue with mmmm...lemony.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# and the guy above says 58 seconds and 10,000
so someboy lies.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I have the full .bmp
eek, I feel so shabby
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# see
it's true
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# happy b3taday!
and well done on the synchronisation :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# well
done. seems like i've been here for decades...

[edit] christ
a member for 1 year, 245 days, 6 hours, 29 minutes and 18 seconds
has posted 13249 messages
of which 6 have appeared on the front page.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hehe, I knew you were up to something
Congrats !
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# woo
to you sir
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# The kids of Gotham will never be safe!


quick and dirty, sorry!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Im meant to be going to bed...
but Im scared now
have woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# the mugshot is actually worse...
... and i'm looking at this now, thinking "My god, it's David Bowie"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# AHHHHH!!!!
KILL IT!

KILL IT NOW!!!!!!!


that am woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
#
KILL IT!

KILL IT HARD!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Jurrasic Park!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Jurassic Park???
WTFAYBOA?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# >quick and dirty, sorry!
Well, no need to colour match!

hehe nice pic
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# exactly
;-D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# any takers
on who the topic of the new challenge might be tomorrow?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Grammer terrible it is...
:-)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Antonio Banderas ?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I'm going to
have a guinness.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# i think
that's rather good
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] oh the cheek(s)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# OI!
Whose arse is that?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Not mine
way too smooth!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# yours
screen captured from Braveheart
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# you sure it isn't yours
tosser?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# you may call me names
but you'll never take my freedom!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I don't want your freedom
I WANT YOUR SOUL! NYARGH!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# ewwwwwwww
that's a mucky mucky arse


edit: what's it got to do with the internet though?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# You hit
the nail spot on there. Someone needs to learn to wipe. :)

EDIT: That's not mine, I have two bouquets on my arse. And I got them both at the same time.

heh
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I think you need to delve deeper into the internet's darker recesses
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# well yes i know the internet has the odd arse on it... but so do a lot of things
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I can see
the sh!t in between the crack.

BLECH!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# surely
someone would have taken pics of all these machines and posted them as "warez" on his site.

It's late :-)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Woo!
Lora was after you earlier!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# WITH A BIG KNIFE
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# and some...
...bread and jam
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# jam is good
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# 1 post left then
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Yes Sargant say something quickly.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# like
smn

?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# hehehe
Lora was looking for a dane earlier, she's after a CD or something...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# oohh..
what kind of CD?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# girlie from Aqua?
not sure exactly... I could have my bulb screwed in sideways

if you play on 4rthur, there may be an offline waiting for you... if not, you could send her one perhaps?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# i shall do that!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Cross Dresser?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Crusty Dangleberry?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# have this


edit: after head scratch - Lion King, hmm.. Im well shite
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# why?
the filename is strangely unconnected too.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Erm..
no idea!

*glances up at shelves*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# i don't understand
at all
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# cheers guv.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# you shoul be institutionalised
(for services to capitalism)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# oh dear, it was positive...


original for the philistines ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# haha woo
(i recognised it!)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# is she going to give birth to a marrow?
i hope so.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Blimey!
Not long to your milestones!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# i'm going to synchronise
and be geeky TO THE MAX!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Go for it!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# she certainly seems chuffed;
vegetables it must be.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# just noticed you've put the tennis
in your profile

angry commentary indeed
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# fantastic commentary though.
you should consider a career in violent critical reviews.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Is this a good book?
Is it fuck.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# This film was fucking monkeytestes-bollocks.
Only see it if you're a paraplegic and somebody left you in the cinema and can't get out.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I should have won though.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# piss off.
go back to russia.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# but i'm already in Russia...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# don't let the traffic
volumes fool you...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# no you're fucking not.
don't lie.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# ok, ok,
i'm here as usual.
But I could be in Russia if I really, really wanted.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Fab!
Yay!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Smooth Criminals
So, no pictures, but an interesting question.

If Michael Jackson, Gary (up the ) Glitter and Johnathan King decided to collaborate and do an album of songs, what would the track listing include?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I have no idea.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# TJ
& p roast because it needs saying

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# that fooled so many people last night
congratusmorgalifications.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Nescafe?!?
Brilliant!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# bigger killers
than bush...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# your all coffee
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# .
All your bean are belong to US
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# gosh
just looked at your profile, in 4 minutes you'll be 1 year old, many happy returns
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# indeed
as i believe they say in the colonies "wake up and smell the absence of aroma"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# The men with a child in their eyes - revamp of Kate Bush's song perhaps?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I don't know
but pavarotti, domingo and carreras are doing an album with elton john





it's called 'three tenors and a nine bob note'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# badum
tsch :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Newly Updated
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# lots of poo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# It's unlikely that they'd collaborate.
They'd probably want to distance themselves from their criminal activities, rather than forming a paedophile supergroup.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# "paedophile supergroup"
Arf! :-)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# double arf
wonderful
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# There were ten
in the bed and the peado said..roll over roll over...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# paedo rock
I think a group collaboration of The Who's "The Kids are alright" would be in order
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# why is that making me giggle?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# feathered lungs.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# mmmmmm
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# la chat
est dans l'arbre, avec le singe du ma tante
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
#
Je me rends compte que j'ai fait une erreur avec le genre. Je suis désolé.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# tu est le president
de burundi?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Alas no
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# can yer ride tandum?
\old pg tips advert
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# "Everyone's Gone to the Moonwalk"?
(Jackson & King (& his Piglets))
http://users.cis.net/sammy/gonemoon.htm
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Here's a title for an album:
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# heh
not seen you repost that for, oooh, weeks!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Tis true
Me am a repost whore.


Only cos i ain't made nowt in weeks...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# me neither
I've been trawling picture sights for a bit now, and just not seeing anything that looks like it needs 'shopping!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
#
thank heaven for little girls??
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# girls?
what are you, sick?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
#
/slight giggle
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# only because th etopis is interesting:
1) Beat it (reprise)

2) Thank heaven for little boys

3) Doing alright with the boys

4) Remember me this way (in jail)

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# how about a remake of an old Shangri-Las classic...
"I met him at the candy store
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the leader of the Gang)

Come on, come on,
Come on, come on,
Come on, come on come on..."

real lyrics... I've been saving this as hummus, but I can't be arsed anymore
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# At least you have some
I'm going through a dry spell.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I still get ideas now and then
I just can't be bothered to load potatoshop
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# First post with some tracks
How about:

Too busy thinking about my baby
Baby can I hold you tonight
Strange relationship
Somethin's going on


Sorry, been going through my cd collection none of those are from those guys but if you want MJ ones try: Just good friends (honest guv), I just can't stop loving you, don't stop til you get enough or possibly beat it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# how about
Ben?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# ummmm +
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# yay! gladys!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# urm...
i bet it eats people.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# It's looking in your direction - well it's looking in every direction
but your inparticular.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# fantastic.
my spleen is past its best anyway - it needs "chewing out".
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# ha!
he's lovely, looks like a Sporeish friend of mine :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Hanging by a thread.....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Nice perspective shot.
Tell me, do you storyboard at all?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# no, I don't
and yes, I should try it (or a comic or cartoon, or somethin similar) once.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Do you sell shoes?
(I love this game)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# are you Tony Benn?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# poor guy is missing a finger :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I demand
a feature-length cartoon.

Well, not really demand, but we can hope....

Ace as usual
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# that's fantastic
and some delicately flavoured punnage too... Woo yay!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Poor Gerard
no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't get the stool at the right height...

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# *snigger*
You said 'stool'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# *tee hee hee*
I did too!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# stop it, stop it HARD!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Stool isn't porn
unless you're very very sick......
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# or
japanese
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I like that.
100% FACT.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# with 2 and 3 together
you could make a perfect one (ish)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# imagine that
the perfect giraffe
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# what if it
pupated?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# .
Sunshine Elephant would ©
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# erm...
that's very woo, but it's been done so very similarly before!

great mindpisses, eh? :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# it's mind piss
that I thought the same thing.

Are you sure it wasn't him/her that did it?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# could be...
can't remember, was so long ago
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# *cough*
might be an oldish repost

/confesses
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# HA!
I knew it.

It is wonderful though, you could pea-roast that eery day if you wanted to. It's grand!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Why, thank you.
:-)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# tsk
still, it shows I still retain my fnordish powers of recall!

it's still as funny as it was then
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Slim's
Mrs Giraffe's holiday snaps come to mind . .
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# yay!
lovely
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# at least he's got an excuse
I suppose I can't do it because I'm a berk.

Terrifically woosome picture
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Scenes from domestic life.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Oh, blimey!
That's good! :-D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# ahahahahaha
very very woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
Astonishing source pic of something that is supposed to have actually happened. Now THAT'S art.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# just coz it's on the bible doesn't mean it's real

..then again, holofernes got a duff deal with judith, so it's perfectly possible
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# oh indeed
that am woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# i'm impressed............
woo,yay and houpla............
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# I love that
and I love old violent art
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# violent art done by a woman as well.
btw, why are you not going to the theatre?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# fantastic!!
woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# hehehehe
I'm cheering the girls on!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# For god's sake!
It was NEVER offside.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# fantastic.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# woo
nicely done.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# too funny!
w o o !
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Christ on a bike
My Mrs goes like that too if she misses Emmerdale.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Thank you all.
Your comments are much appreciated.
I should add that the picture in no way represents my own home life - my wife and daughter don't let me near the TV in the first place.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# you wouldn't be there to tell anyway :)
Superb picture sir !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# oh yes
genuine laugh out loud moment there :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# joins in late praise
so very very w00
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# ah man
that is ridiculous. It has an inner light.
props.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# poor skippy
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Poor skippy indeed
only one turned out for the protest :(

At least he's not burning a flag.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# makes more sense than the current protests
flame away i'm off to get some tea
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# ummmm

those hands look scarily slimily like Goatse's... eek.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Mould it - MOULD IT HARD!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# im sure ive seen that
on a porn site before..
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# i can't say i've studied his hands...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# too busy trying to avoid falling into the black hole of doomy doom doom.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# well... pink hole
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# you spent all your time
staring at his arsehole, mesmerised?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# you know...
i was expecting that.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# never let it be said
that I'm not everything you expect me to be

and then more
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# ok
i'll never let that be said
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# what did you study?
:S
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# that's a very cheesy grin you
have in your profile
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# I concur
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# i know
I was just very happy at the moment
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# had you just been given
a sherbert dib-dab?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# whatever that is...
no
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# childhood* sweets
fantastic things

* i still enjoy them now
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# lollypop + sherbert == stickiness + fun^2
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# kleenex + charlie dimmock -- phone on hook == extra stickiness + fun^2
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Puh! Charlie Dimmock?
Nigela surely?


Rrrrrrrr....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# ahhh
you would. and she can cook - bonus!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I most
certainly would! :-)~~~~
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# whatever that is?
you're not from that well known country, Abroad, are you? Or are you too young or healthy to know about classic British sweets?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# i'm young!
and i've heard of them
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# yes
but obviously not healthy. With particular reference to the 3 pints of Guinness thing
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# im swedish
living in spain.
no idea what those are
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# well, they're these tubes of sherbert
with a liquorice stick thing to lick and dip into the sherbert. They (were) are very popular in Britain when I was a wee lad, which proves what a sad bunch we are, I suppose
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# officially
the best sweets ever

Oh yes
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# 100% FACT*


*opinion
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# i will trust you on that
:) i gotta go to britain and get some
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I have one of them
and a double-dipper... with a third dip free!

I bought the first from FAB on saturday, and Lora bought me the second on sunday from randomsweetshop, manchester
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# there were sweets being offered?
and i wasn't informed?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# liar
you got a couple of those txt message sweets!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# I got 1
and it said I'm Lora's boy.

I've yet to hold her to that.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# you'll have to take that up with her, then
as well as the lack of other sweetly goodness - I got a double-dipper 'cause I gave her one of my dib-dabs in FAB
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# well...
i gave her nothing except abuse for crushing my cigs :/
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# there you are then
case closed
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# seconded
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# satan wants
his eyes back.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# verbal's camera
has a demoniser™ setting that we can't turn off
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# furtive............................NO

damn bear will twoc anything
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# ooh...
I wonder if I can be arsed to find the source for that...

I keep meaning to make a special "short limo", and bush would be the obvious candidate for riding in it :D

woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# the source has numbers all over it
you'll have to shop them out.......
its jameswagner.com/mt_archives/003759.html
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# hehe
ah well...

edit: cool link, thanks... I've now worked out that in order to kill him, all we need do is cover the car in some form of toxin and keep him trapped inside until he needs to eat/drink/pee/refuel - about 2 hours
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# or you could just throw the fucking car in the sea
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# we could
but I don't think your back would cope with lifting it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# you'd be suprised
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# can we put a polar
bear in as well.......just in case.....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# nice!
actually, that would be good - Bush gets inside bullet proof, explosion proof car with reinforced windows and explosion proof underside, and there's a polar bear in it.

Woo yay (and a houpla for good ol' Furtive)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# As improbable as it sounds, I was bitten by a goose today.


So I did this. They have teeth and a nasty beak.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# were you chasing it
at the time............
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I was feeding it bread
I don't think it meant it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# feeding the goose some bread, eh?
euphemism alert!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# HONK
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# i've been bitten*
by a goose before! right in the nads aswel

*pecked
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I was bitten by a pony once
I had an injection in my arse.
(by a syringe)
I was 6
It wasn't nice.

That, however, is super
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Was it a Canada Goose
as per picture? One of those FUCKERS bit me once, and you're bang on the money. How the hell does anything with no teeth cause so much pain and bleeding?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Yeah Canada Goose.
They've pretty much taken over Hampstead Heath.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I was bitten by one
at a park in South London. It's been the geese or me, ever since. Bastards.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Have you ever met anyone who has had their arm broken
by an aquatic bird?

Without checking snopes, I'm guessing it's an urban myth
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I think it's more of a theoretical physics thing
but I'll tell you one thing, Canada Geese bite.
the bastards
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I went out with a girl once who could...
...break a swan's wing with her leg. It didn't last long.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# canada geese
are clearly the work of satan. bloody evil things.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# absolutely
I think the source pic of The Fear should have a canada goose head in the middle. But then, I'm slightly biased, I suppose
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# they do don't they
I thought they had lots of little teeth
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# This one had teeth
Like 100's of little needles they where.

\big girls blouse
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Is that Senate House, Malet Street?
Strange place to find a goose.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Dunno
It's a Google special
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# I'm fairly sure it is, having just Googled for it.
It's the central offices and library for the University of London, just up the road from the British Museum.
Enormous, forbidding, Stalinist-style building.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Just went back and checked
You know what, you're right.

www.urban75.org/photos/london/lon324.html
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I was bitten by a donkey once.
So I punched it back, right up the bracket. The man wouldn't let me back on it after that.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
*wheeze
/falls off chair
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# The fucker wanted another two quid.
I walked off up the beach and trod in some dog shit instead.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hahahaha
stop, please... you're wasting this material here, you should put it in a film about every British childhood or holiday in history, ever
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# It's okay.
I do this shit for a living.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)

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