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(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Is that...
Saddam Hussein again?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)
# don't be a spacker.
richaed branson- virgin trains planes phones and assorted other shite,
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Cola!
cosmetics
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:40, archived)
# no
it's his surrogate beard grower
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:41, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Did someone say it was National Sewer Slide Week?
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha
yaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Good woo to you!
and some yay
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:35, archived)
# oof.
the punnage
(Maroon Balloon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:40, archived)
# wooooo
toobin toobin toobin toobin on down the sewer!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:47, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
me next!
(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)
# NEW

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:29, archived)
# teeheehee!
That's rather funny ;o)
(tom_artosorse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:31, archived)
# but more stable
I liked the 3 wheeled one someone did a few weeks back
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:32, archived)
# the quality of the board seems to be up while everyone
is over at isketch.
coincidence? i think not
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:32, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:33, archived)
# or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)
# am I the only person
who never reads it that way?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:35, archived)
# probably
i dont know. yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# isketch always fucks up my browser,
WHY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:35, archived)
# w00t!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Apologies...

I think you could extend the range there...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)
# hahahaha
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:45, archived)
# That's No Reflective Globe


(Sector 612, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:26, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:27, archived)
# yay
love the reflection :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:28, archived)
# that is
fantastic

enough said
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Oh my god
that's good.
(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:29, archived)
# woo
that's bloomin' great!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:30, archived)
# much
wooness
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Proper Bo
That is...
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:35, archived)
# that's top notch!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)
# This is GREAT!
Even with Darth Vader instead of Escher. Yay!
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:53, archived)
# They say the sunsets in Kansas can be quite stunning this time of year
moo
cropped from bigger one here
(The man who's been to Slapout Oklahoma but then who hasn't?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:18, archived)
# that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:18, archived)
# thanks
I made it myself...

:)
(The man who's been to Slapout Oklahoma but then who hasn't?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:27, archived)
# gis
a wallpaperified one init :)

maybe without the bottom text, not sure how appropriate that is for desktoppage.

by the way, that is really very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:29, archived)
# woo...trippy!
I am eating Rusks and milk...woo for having a baby in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:23, archived)
# that's rather lovely
you know
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:30, archived)
# thats me new wallpaper.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Anyone seen this before?
homepage2.nifty.com/4986-MPH/nameneko.html
(tom_artosorse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:14, archived)
# those cats look very dead
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I hope they are!
Would possibly be less cruel to kill them first before doing that to them?
(tom_artosorse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:18, archived)
# i hope they died by themselves
killing animals just to make a few stupid photos is really cruel. however, doing that to live kittens isn't very nice either.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:20, archived)
# has no one considered
that they might be photoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:23, archived)
# yes
but they are a little to well done for that me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:26, archived)
# there's some photoshopping in them
and I think that the whole things probably are

edit: they could be dolls too
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:26, archived)
# its japanese
theyre most likely highly trained ninja kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:28, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:29, archived)
# banzai kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)
#
bonsai.

hopefully. don't want it flying a plane into a battleship.

it'd be crap, can't see over the dashboard.

[edit] and now i see the nunchucks d'oh
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Reminds me
of the stuffed animal museum at Jamaica Inn
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Dead cats?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I like the airport base
hovering in the last one

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:22, archived)
# yay
just like Potters museum of humourous taxidermy on the moors in cornwall.

it's very, very league of gentlemen
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:42, archived)
# A very quick quickie
Penguin tomfoolery
(ScottyB, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:11, archived)
# they've been swiming a long way
just to do that
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:14, archived)
# A challenge for you all...

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:10, archived)
# THE SQUASHED FEAR!
WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS!

then it animated again
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:11, archived)
# saddam hussein
in a santa hat?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:12, archived)
# No.
Just..no.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:14, archived)
# a mickey mouse hat
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:13, archived)
# a bomb?
said in an allo allo styleee
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:13, archived)
# You mean a bermbe?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:14, archived)
# bermbe gay?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Aaaaargh!
Kato!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:15, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Thought I might share this with you all
thought you might appreciate it, my ISP disowned me, so now the site I'm building is in virtual nomads land..... meloncholy sweeps over me. I'll probably link it here for now if thats alright. anyway,



clicky here if you can be arsed to look at it full sized
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:09, archived)
# va?
nu förstår jag inte alls...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Det är
kanske inte meningen...
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:20, archived)
# så sant

hej på dig förresten
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Hey till dig
ingen anledning, just bätre än en tom sida
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:27, archived)
# eh?
wöösh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)
# yeah i had that for about a year
then it made sense.....
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Isketch anyone?

Click to go!

My window is currently open so I can hear if the deliveryman goes to the wrond house, and as a result my fingers anre in the process of freezing. I need typing goodness to warm them up!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:06, archived)
# i already made a room :P
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I'd like an explanation
on why people like this thing
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:08, archived)
# It's good game,
often amusing, quite sociable, very enjoyable, er... and other reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:10, archived)
# do you not like it?
ah well each to his and her own
it's like pictionary for the computer geeks
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I don't know
I played it for the first week or so, then got tired of it. That was months ago!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:12, archived)
# isketch?
because it's ridiculous fun!
joooin uuuussss
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I can't
I'm at work.

I don't really enjoy it anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Dangit...
Sorry lethe

::::::THREADJACK::::::

What is the URL for that site that has the AIM baits. The funny ones?

Yeah yeah yeah.. bitches, whatever.. please???

edit: nevermind, found it: www.baiting.org
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:09, archived)
# This is a much better link
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

takes you past the crappy animation stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:09, archived)
# a hitch-hikers ride . . .
(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# what's a ford prefect really look like
I've always wondered

edit: and I don't mean the guy from Hitchhikers
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:05, archived)
# apparently
they looked like this: www.kmbusinesssolutions.com/49prefect_files/prefect.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:08, archived)
# hehehe i love those books
TJ:B3ta isketch?
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:05, archived)
# what's with all the isketch again
seems to have made a comeback.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:05, archived)
# with avengance
I got antagonised last night and was desperatly looking for an ignore button for this bloke, it's made me appreciate b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:06, archived)
# yeah
ever since ignore, I find it hard to go other places where it isn't an option
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:08, archived)
# they're just making it harder to leave
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:09, archived)
# well
it certainly has made it more pleasant for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I haven't really used it much
I think baaa is the only person* that I've ignored

*if you can call him that
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I was getting irritated by a lot of people
it was my problem, but this way I don't feel the need to scream at everyone
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:19, archived)
# like moi?
oh, wait, i remember,you're ignoring me.
(rednc, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)
# well I wasn't....
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)
# I am going back to work now
see you all later
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)
# like elvis
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Hurrah for not Saddam related posts!
And Hurrah Hurrah for Adams!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Wait a sec...
Saddam... Addams... Adams...

erm...


/runs and hides
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
whimper
(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:10, archived)
# it already was a car ,
wasn't it?
my memory is failing me...
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Yup, that's the joke ...
Ford didn't know much about Earth when he arrived and picked the unassuming name of Ford Prefect.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:10, archived)
# u'd have thought ford escort would have been better
no-ones ever seen a ford prefect in real life. not even their owners.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:17, archived)
# *clang*
that's the sound of the penny dropping
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:05, archived)
# and. . .
(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:06, archived)
# *coughs up blood*
Ouch, that hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:07, archived)
# ooooh
painful
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:08, archived)
# just had to
pull out the good ole punglasses to protect my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Its...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:06, archived)
# i was just wondering
where the woo-yays had all gone . . .
(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:11, archived)
# has this been done before?



'pologies if has...
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:46, archived)
# well i got a pleasant surprise when it wasnt santa hussien
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Eek, sorry...
better not look down there then.

/points
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:48, archived)
# whatever you do,
don't look on the third-from-last page of the Times today.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:50, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Not that I know of.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:47, archived)
# the only question really is
why?
(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:47, archived)
# what do you mean why?
what sort of question is that to ask on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:47, archived)
# i suppose
but why jen anistons head on that painting?
in other words: where is the 'fun' element?
(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:48, archived)
# I don't know
didn't even know who it was
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:49, archived)
# cos..
..she has the same "bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle" face...
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:49, archived)
# you still would
though
(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:52, archived)
# it'd be the only...
...decent thing to for her.
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:53, archived)
# she probably wouldn't though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:54, archived)
# once smashed over the head with a brick....
...she wouldn't have much say.





not that I advocate Friends actresses being smahed over the head with a brick and having their tyres pumped up.
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:57, archived)
# good lord
remind me why I joined b3ta again?

I'm sure it never used to be like this
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:49, archived)
# because
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Because
what?


/bored
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:50, archived)
# apricots
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Aaahhh...
finally, the answer. It always comes down to fruit, have you ever noticed that.

Last time it was mangos.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:52, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Inside
small breasted girl's bras, masquerading as boobies, damn them!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:54, archived)
# stop being foul
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:54, archived)
# cock..
..off!

(geddit!)
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:56, archived)
# I like mangoes, they taste nice.
I like boobies, they...

*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:56, archived)
# I'm ignoring this part of the thread now
bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Bye.
My head stillhurts.
Whinge whinge.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:59, archived)
# i thought that too
oddly
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:48, archived)
# not that I'm aware of
did you try to change the blokes face to brad pitt?
Would you mind if i did it? -- I don't know why I asked that...I can't be arsed today

evening all

(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:54, archived)
# evening
sounds like a wonderful idea
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Oh alright
here we go


seamless isn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:01, archived)
# hehehe :)
indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:02, archived)
# If I made his head any smaller
you could see the other bloke's ear...you can see how long it took me
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:03, archived)
# hehehe
still...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# It's brad
something for tha laaaadies
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# yay
I keep thinking about doing equivalents for some of the porn crap that gets posted, but

1) I don't really care that much
2) it seems hypocritical and wouldn't do any good at all
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:06, archived)
# truly seemless
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# damnit i would
do all sorts today but ntlworld is being gay and my broadband is slower than the slowest dialup ever part 3
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I'm on dial up
I'm actually quite impressed at the speed I was able to upload that picture
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# do you not have any dialup access then?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# no, im on broadband
with the little gay modem thingy and a wireless network and stuff so a dialup is out of the question
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I see
you sure the problem isn't the wireless?

something could be interfering with that
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:07, archived)
# no, as its
the same problem on the server pc downstairs, and thats on a normal hardwired connection

*edit and my little diagnosti9c icon says 100% connectivity etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:09, archived)
# oh well
good luck with that.

I really don't know how things work over there, but mine sometimes likes to be reset
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:11, archived)
# very
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:13, archived)
# ooh like it...
well done!
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Another cunning fake?
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:40, archived)
# hehehe
argh
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:40, archived)
# are you doing
AS photography?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:41, archived)
# pffft
ass photography
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:42, archived)
# MIND PISS!
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Nope
Maybe David Hockney did at some point though?
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:42, archived)
# i can understand why someone from bradford
would want to live somewhere with bountiful sunshine, though.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:43, archived)
#
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:41, archived)
# now that is art
is there a bigger one for wallpapering?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Not of my feeble edit
But here's a link to the very large original. Which was my wallpaper for ages.
mirror.oir.ucf.edu/wm/paint/auth/hockney/hockney.pearblossom-highway.jpg

I should have just changed the stop sign to a 'schtop' sign for extra subtlety :)
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:46, archived)
# oh...
i thought you had done all the slicing and cut-n-pasting...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:48, archived)
# me too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Too "old news" for a new thread.


Woo to the pic, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:47, archived)
# ah
wooo to the max
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Pole Vault

I'm sorry, so very sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:36, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:36, archived)
# GAAH!!!
PUNNAGE!

hehehe

w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:36, archived)
# At least a 5.4 on the Whiteley scale, I think
(That's a 7.9 on the GAH scale)
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:38, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Well...
That's definate then!
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:32, archived)
# mmmm antialiasing
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:33, archived)
# you know
I've often pondered the word "anti-aliasing". I mean, it's something you turn off if you want it to be the way it was before, which is then anti-anti-aliasing, but you never call it just aliasing anyway.

I mean... come on, from the people who brought us words like "liquify" and "repair", you'd think they'd come up with a better, more self-explanatory fucking word than that!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:36, archived)
# refocus?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:38, archived)
# please mail that to adobe.
all though I was thinking something more along the lines of "fluffify".
but whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:39, archived)
# i think it is a term from pre photoshop days
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:39, archived)
# I can hear the tinkling
of your warm urine spattering off the side of my parade float.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:40, archived)
# haha
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Like
"unsharp mask", my favourite PhotoShop tool in the world.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:02, archived)
# I know what aliasing is
in a digital signal sense, but have no idea how it applies to pictures

I know someone who would know though. I can ask if you'd like
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:45, archived)
# In 3D projects (videogames etc.)
It refers to polygons whos edges don't appear to be straight, as in the renderer draws them as jagged lines instead, also know as aliasing. The same thing applies to pictures, ie in photoshop when you draw a line with the line tool, it isn't smooth, because photoshop works on a pixel basis, so the line can only be jagged, because the pixels are essentially square. anti-aliasing (in 2 and 3D) refers to filters that make the line appear straight,often meaning it blurs it slightly so the sharp edges fade.

sorry, just spent the like the past 10 hours working with the Halflife engine, trying to make some images appear smoother when they were scaled and partly transparent
(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:13, archived)
# not seen you in ages!
I was thinking about a more mathematical explanation, not about what it really does.

where've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:16, archived)
# I moved to England
:)

actually, I'm just over here on an exchange program.
(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:20, archived)
# cool
I'm jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:21, archived)
# It's fantastic,
but I barely have time to lurk, let alone shop anything right now.
(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:24, archived)
# as long as you're enjoying yourself :)
Everyone I know is over there. I wish I knew how to make freinds in real life
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Well anti-aliasing is actually a broad term for any process which removes aliasing from an image ...
Like I say below, super-sampling and bi-linear filtering are two of the most common.
In things like font rendering you can calculate for each pixel not just whether it's in or out the glyph (character), but what fraction of the pixel is in or out. For a pixel 30% in the character, you fill it 30% grey.
The human eye will actually perceive a blury line/edge as straighter and finer than an on/off pixel edge when it's diagonal.
In fact recently there's been a more interesting improvement in anti-aliasing for fonts on LCD screens. You now get anti-aliasing routines for fonts which renders little bits of red or blue along the edge of the fonts (which is better than grey because the red cell in the pixel is on the left and the blue cell is on the right*).
Try zooming in on small fonts in XP on a laptop, you might be able to see it - it looks crap close up, but really makes things look sharp when viewed normally.

* - On some LCD's it's BGR etc... but you get the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:28, archived)
# hmmm
still doesn't tell me the structure of the filter that it goes through. I understood all that before :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:31, archived)
# There is no 'the' filter, it can be one of a hundred things.
Photoshop is probably doing something like bi-liinear or bi-cubic filtering whereas 3D graphics cards can also do semi-translucent edges and supersampling when rendering.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)
# this is at a much higher level than I understand
I've heard of these, but I'm used to thinking about filters differently, at a very introductory level.

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Right this is now I see it ...
Aliasing refers to visual artifacts perceived by the eye which are a result of the display technology and not intended to be present. Ie, when a line is nearly horizontal or vertical on a monitor you can see steps along it (commonly called jaggies).
This all started with things like font rendering (which is a highly developed a scary subject in its own right) but applies to any computer graphics.
So, in order to remove the aliasing which has occured, you do 'anti-aliasing'. This is any procedure which reduces the aliasing although these days it's tends to revolve around super-sampling (making the image bigger than you needed and then reducing it) or some form of filtering (bi-linear / cubic etc...).
As a term it pre-dates photoshop by about 20 years and goes back to the first digital typesetting and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:18, archived)
# aliasing in general
is where a signal is distorted by undersampling. Where you haven't taken enough data points to accurately represent the image.

In normal sampling there's a certain rate at which aliasing begins to occur, but I'm not sure about how it applies to images, since I nearly failed DSP so I didn't take image processing
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:21, archived)
# I never did DSP stuff ... GC for me.
I hadn't twigged that you were not the original question asker, sorry if my replies have seemed a little dumbed down.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:31, archived)
# It's ok
I'll just have to ask my friend who has a doctorate in image processing :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ask jeeves
"Am I gay?"

1 result returned:
www.cnn.com/session@@~448FD3C588AB67ABBC30/clock/world/03/dec/?1226543
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:35, archived)
# well, I asked too
and all I got was gay rights and gay porn sites.

so I guess the answer is obvious.

you're not gay.

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:38, archived)
# jeeeeeves.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:35, archived)
# jiiiiiives
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:36, archived)
# jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Sad Hello Kitty...
(andophiroxia, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:30, archived)
# yes
poor kitty
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Like it
Like it lots!
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:31, archived)
# goodbye kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:34, archived)
# goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:35, archived)
# arrrr,
shush.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:37, archived)
# If...
If she's finally biting it, shouldn't she be a goth, what with her occult following of Cure fans?

-13.
(13, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Development 57

Grisly Remains of the Day
(Grisly_Remains, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:30, archived)
# when did pantseatflyerism
become popular
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:31, archived)
# no idea
but these came first.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:31, archived)
# did they
inthat case they are now grisleyisms
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:32, archived)
# these came waaay before
these are Artamnesia being undescribably bizarre.

pantseatflyer is a twisted right-wing nut that needs more source images.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:34, archived)
# they're pretty
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:34, archived)
# he just needs your
love
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:34, archived)
# i thought opinion was divided on
the loony rightness bit? or has it been confirmed?
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:35, archived)
# I have no idea
he says hello or tells me I'm wrong, but not much else
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:37, archived)
# my word is law.
unless law already exists on the issue.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:37, archived)
# *salutes*
.
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:38, archived)
# maybe not to the daytimers
I wouldn't know though

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:32, archived)
# When regulars on the board who know each other
got together and decided to mess with peoples minds here on the board. I am thoroughly convinced that these and others like them are from them.

I watched JFK this weekend, can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:38, archived)
# I love these
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:31, archived)
# inevitable i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:32, archived)
# has that child
got a black, shellfish codpiece?

either way it's woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:34, archived)
# I think he's putting whatever he's picking
into a bucket

I wonder more about the spacecraft
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:42, archived)
# These get better and better.
(In the sense of stranger and more idiosyncratic.)
As do the comments on your site.
More, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I think it must be a fake
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Well...
...no bridge, helecopter or shark, so it must be!

Woo.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:25, archived)
# haha
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:26, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:26, archived)
# hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:28, archived)
# nothing quite like

a crap joke poorly exercised. I'm not even going to bother with the punchline...
(hnnrs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:20, archived)
# That wagon
wheel's not hidden though!
I can see it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:22, archived)
# yeah
but no one else in the picture can see it. possibly because they're pictures and don't really have eyes. this could get deep.
(hnnrs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:24, archived)
# If a bear shits
in the woods...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:25, archived)
# "Orchestral manoeuvres in the darkness"
is a most pleasing CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Giant Tapeworm maneuvers
in the Darkness is much better.
Especially after that bloody christmas single...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:24, archived)
# that christmas single
has been the only thing about christmas that i've liked so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:25, archived)
# I can't get radio reception,
and have no telly, so i'm a little out there on what's in the charts at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Hasn't Anyone noticed before? :O
=

:O!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Waaaaaaah!
I'm telling on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:15, archived)
# THEY THE SAME FUCKING GUY MAN!
THEY IDENTICLE! (with one having a asian skin, but you can /sooo/ tell that's makeup)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Zyk...sorry for the drummer jokes dude...
unblock me on msn...
(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:17, archived)
# eat me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:19, archived)
# nice! some free food
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:20, archived)
# *offers penis*
i hope you find me tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:20, archived)
# mmmm
will there be any goo?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:23, archived)
# spork?
or fork and spoon?
(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:20, archived)
# what do you call the person who hangs around with a group of musicians?
the drummer
(badumboom tish)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:21, archived)
# what did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Saliva.





Badum Tish
(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:22, archived)
# why are all drummer jokes one liners?
so the lead singer can understand them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:24, archived)
# i used to be a bassist
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:25, archived)
# that's not something
people usually admit to
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:25, archived)
# i had lessons and everything
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:26, archived)
# to play a bass?
what do you need lessons for?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:27, archived)
# i was never entirely sure
but i was being taught bythe bassist from steel eye span so i wasn't going to complain
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:28, archived)
# *smiles and nods*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:29, archived)
# i still am.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:26, archived)
# i still have a bass and play it
but i no longer have aband
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:27, archived)
# i was in a band,
but they all went to uni.
then one day i was told i was in another band.
we're meant to have a gig this weekend, but i'm going to Leeds instead, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:30, archived)
# I doubt the drummer would
budum tish a drummer joke ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:22, archived)
# hence the brilliance
of the badum tishing :)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:25, archived)
# see thats where your wrong
1 they are not te same man
2 saddam hussein is not asian
EDIT: Lemony why did you delete that message.. i had a witty reply
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:17, archived)
# i had a sudden feeling that
he was from turkey
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Iraq
is a part of Asia. that makes him Asian. however, he is also Arabic.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:24, archived)
# I'm not stressed anymore.
I'm sleeeeepy


So i'm going to be fluffy about saddam from now on.

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:18, archived)
# you icon bits are inspiring
they are a bit my speech bubbles =)

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Help yourself.
It's msn's bandwidth, so use them if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:26, archived)
# identicle?
sounds like some kind of mutant testicle
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:18, archived)
# saliva/monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:19, archived)
# what?
they have the same colour on the collar???
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Undere the skin
We're all the same:

About £2.50s worth of assorted chemicals...

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:17, archived)
# no, look!
they both have two eyebrows! of course this clearly points to a vast global conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:17, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:19, archived)
# good lord, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:22, archived)
# hmm
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:28, archived)

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