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# um

severe lack of hummus at the moment :(
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Heh,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# heheh
grand
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Looks like
George from Rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Is that...
...Maxine Baaaa?

/hell
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Eddie Jordan was a bit annoyed to be dropped in a spider hole
in the middle of Iraq

But the big picture starts to become a little clearer...

Sorry for the Saddam type pic, it was my first, and will be my last, promise!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:20, archived)
# As long as your promise holds for everybody else
I will be satisfied.

nicely done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:24, archived)
# TJ:
might be glasscock, but i think some of the writers at the sun are fans of b3ta...
(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:24, archived)
# ooh
look at my post right below yours!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:26, archived)
# How does that work then?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# gravity
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Gravity is a myth just to stop people venturing into space!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# and apples
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Apples are a myth...
...to stop us going into space?

I know, I know. Just grin will you dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# TJ TJ!
I'm number one on the sun's viral emails thingy!

woohoo - that's never happened before:
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,13-2003571756,00.html

nice jordan/saddam pic too!
/good mood.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:24, archived)
# wow thats some good piss de la mind there
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:26, archived)
# well done
you
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Yay!
The commoners love you!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:27, archived)
# applauded
by builders and van drivers everywhere
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# awww don't they love me any more?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# how freaky
well done you :)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I recognise
that neck!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:39, archived)
# T'was your
picture of him that alerted me to the similarity with Eddie Jordan!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:45, archived)
# so
Eddie Jordan is the real saddam!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:55, archived)
# crumbs - a long pause
here's this week's gallery then
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)
# doobedoobedoobebooooo
do do doooo do do doooo doo dooooooo


/harts art
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Fab as ever
I think that's the first time I've ever been in your gallery.
*chuffed*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# really?
btw - I might finally get around to a 'best of b3ta 2003' gallery this week sometime seeing as it's my last week at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I think so
But I don't make pictures that often.
Yippee! on the best of 2003, can you 4rthur me the URL of it if you post it after Thursday, please, or put in the 4rthur links section?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Roger Whittaker
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:09, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Jesus makes a blind man 'c'
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:58, archived)
# yay
for festive nadgerspleens!

hmm. not sure what the festivity is here - but poke the blind man in the eye sounds like fun for all the family!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:00, archived)
# yay!
Three cheers for blasphemy and obscenity!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:01, archived)
# How dare you
mock Jesus in such a way.
He died for our sins, and at this time of year he should be respected.

Although, you can photoshop the shit out of the Virgin Mary, the slut.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:06, archived)
# I sense
the beginnings of a profanity bandwagon on the board today...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Titmangle
that's what we need, more shit.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:11, archived)
# more shit in the
cluggbuggery sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)
# exactly.
fannyknackers
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:16, archived)
# beef
croutons
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Knob giblets!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:34, archived)
# jellied bishopricks
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Arse spleen!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# LEAVE JESUS ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I didn't touch
the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Did he ask you...
"Can you put me up for the night?".
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Oh
is that what he said?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Makes you wonder why he bothered
I'm perfectly capable of dying from my own sins !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:12, archived)
# like leaving the lid off the butter

or weeing on the toilet seat
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)
# leaving the hot tap running
not turning offlights


(hello board)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Hello
lemony.

(cmon board - be polite!)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Or Indeed
Wee-ing on the butter !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:21, archived)
# adds flavour
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Is that a
venetian blind man?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:06, archived)
# nice tits,
where do you want the blinds hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:09, archived)
# kenya?
don't see why not.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:10, archived)
# piddinghoe?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:13, archived)
# pant-y-wacco
wales
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)
# nice edit
as if pant-y-wacco would be anywhere else... ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)
# didn't want to be accused of making places up.
according to 'the meaning of liff' by douglas adams pant-y-wacco can be defined as.

'the state of mind of a retired colonel when they come to take him away.'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Look up "Aberystwyth"
It is sooo pertinent to the town...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# can't remember aberystwyth :(
don't have book anymore.

but skegness is 'nasal excretum of a malleable consistency.' which is apt.

hmm, wonder if there's a web version of liff?

*hurries of to google*

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
#
[edit] gah! all they want to do is sell me the book. is nothing sacred/free anymore?

a great web project would be to steal the idea for a webshite and let people submit their town and definition.

anyone?

>sound of tumble weed<
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Aberystwyth
A place for which the feeling of nostalgia far exceeds the actual experience of visiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Is that close to...
Pant-y-gyrdl?
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# only to prattchett fans
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:51, archived)
# shirley this is a blind man c
(BadgerPirate, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# What's that Sooty?

"...Let's go kick his butt!"?

*SNIKT!*

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Class in a glass
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:52, archived)
# yay!
Wolverine am the bestest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:54, archived)
# The bestest
Alvin Stardust lookalike.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I really want you coo ca choo

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:02, archived)
# It is.
It is really him !

(I'm feeling a bit Fucked Up this morning !)

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:06, archived)
# hehehe
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I like that
very much. He's ever so scary.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:59, archived)
# US medical staff deny "messing about"
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha hah
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Originality!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Ha ha
I expect he'll have a pronounced limp as well.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Spelt L - I - M - P
Pronounced

"Limp"

!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:51, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Obscure
Spike Milligan joke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:01, archived)
# It's very silly
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I think it's
from
Puckoon.
(but I might be wrong, Korsakoff's Syndrome has kicked in big style this morning)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:18, archived)
# American Troops have captured
Walter Matthau ??????


(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:49, archived)
# that's
v funny
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Walter Matthau?
Alive and well? I suspected it all along
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:51, archived)
# I'm very glad
It's not just me who sees that !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:54, archived)
# he's ended up
a bit charlie chaplin in the last one...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:55, archived)
# i thought
of adolf hitler
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:58, archived)
# the
Great Slug Balancer!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:00, archived)
# "If it managed not to cling onto life,
I see no reason for it to want to cling to your upper lip"
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Of old Baghdad Town

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:04, archived)
# *PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I thought
it was Blakey from 'On the buses'

"Errrr! I'll get you Blair! You see if I don't!"
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Given the deluge of Saddam posts...
...It's refreshing to see one that actually makes me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Would you?

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:43, archived)
# she(?)'s not all there
at the moment ;)

edit: still would. if given 5 lagers. and an antiseptic bath afterwards.

edit edit: all there now. definitely would. given 2 paper bags. work it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:44, archived)
# fucking blueyonder
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:44, archived)
# No...
I'm allergic to those pillows.

Wooyay pic though
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:46, archived)
# jesus
now I am awake
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:46, archived)
# yes
from behind but not infront of a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I love my brown paper bag
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I'd say thats
at LEAST a double bagger.

I would consider it then ;)
(Bristol Tom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I piss
on your mind ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:05, archived)
# would she
respect me in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Not
again
(dontknow.net, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] gloom punk dead whack plong
well... are you suicidal or not?
this weeks challenge is so very appropriate...
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:36, archived)
# threadjack
b3ta channel on efnet, if anyone here uses IRC
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:41, archived)
# the ef-what?
Is IRC something to do with the Inland Revenue?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Internet Relay Chat
like MSN, but older

and some would say better
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:42, archived)
# definitely better
#conquest on the undernet took 3 years of my life ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:43, archived)
#
I know, I was being facestios fasheshos faschetious fas.. cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Some?
You mean both of IRC user's think its good?!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Duh
Internal Rabbit Council
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Ahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:47, archived)
# why effnet?
ircnet makes more sense than fednet, err effnet
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:42, archived)
#
fine
/opens channel
edit: damnit, why cant i donnect to IRCnet?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:45, archived)
# :S
who are these people in #b3ta ?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:48, archived)
# because
it's from the Middle Ages?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:48, archived)
# irc.demon.co.uk
works fine. at home, here our proxy says no.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] for the individual?


part 1
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:36, archived)
# woo!
Compo entry!

Edit to acknowledge that your edit nullifies my previous post, hence the edit....

Woo for technology!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:38, archived)
# yes yes yes!
pump!
pump it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Excellent as ever!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Very good
have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:44, archived)
# not mine
but I think you shouldn't miss this Gem, that's why I translated it:

Outside Snowflakes were whirling around
and inside the hippo was yawning aloud
As soon as it went to bed, nice and clean,
it started to have a christmas dream

"Not so fast, I need to put on the PJs, the one with the ducks"
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031206.html

Santa claus spoke: "whoever may hear,
I have to tell you, have no fear,
I cannot come around around this year!
You hear, Christmas is in Danger!

"How long do these experiments take?" "28th of December"
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031207.html

The Hippo sprang up, as if hit by lightning
and froze, for through the windows widening,
snow fell cold into the house.
And it cried out:
"Then I need to be Santa Claus!
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031208.html

Time was short, and a lot to be done
that's why the duvet got undone,
and the hippo started wrapping gifts
and bake cookies in the kitchen.

"All of that would be so much easier, if I had thumbs!"
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031209.html

Presents and Cookies finally in his sack,
the hippo glanced in the mirror and back.
The head looked good and was nice and warm,
thus it went out in the cold, safe from harm.
"I wear a hat!"
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031210.html

No reindeer or sleigh were in sight,
but that wouldn't stop the flight.
A nice song for courage was sung,
and a stick of dynamite up the bum.
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031211.html

Thus it flew from roof to roof,
and delivered the presents with a loud "poof".
To all the nice children of Christian kind,
but not to those of hindus, muslims and
buddhists, mind.
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031212.html

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:34, archived)
# bonkers.
A1 fruitloop.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:34, archived)
# You made the translation rhyme too!
What a star
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:35, archived)
# well,
I tried, but some bits sound just wrong.
Poetry is hard to do on the tube :-)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:36, archived)
# so is masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:42, archived)
# long coats
work. I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:42, archived)
# *makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:45, archived)
# not really.
it's actually getting a hard-on with all the tramps looking that's difficult (I'd imagine)...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Mmmwahahahaa ...
Just a minute ago, I discovered that beard-picture of
Saddam on the net and it instantly reminded me of something..
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:32, archived)
# You sure?
But that reminds me. Didn't someone last night say they'd collect all Saddam/Santa-pics on the board and post them in one place for an overdose of sweet pain?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:34, archived)
#
It is rather woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:35, archived)
# oooooh
That's smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I like that
so snuffily!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:33, archived)
# haha !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Yoinks !

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Finally got it out of my head
(dirtyhippy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:23, archived)
# hehehehe
very berry good.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:25, archived)
# i'm having trouble breathing
due to apopleptic laughter.

yay pikey HAL.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:26, archived)
# um
very good,

but can someone explain it to me please! : )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:28, archived)
# league of gentlemen
reference to papa lazarou!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:28, archived)
# ah
watched some of that, enjoyed it immensely but never got around to watching most of it!

bugger
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:30, archived)
# You're my wife now
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Oooooo
Do I get a big dowry?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:33, archived)
# tuppence
and creme egg
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:35, archived)
# enlighten us with a piccy.
i'm sure you did one of him
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Thats
clarse
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:29, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
give yourself a big pat on the back
(Mattyboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:29, archived)
# That's what's been happening to my penguins...

(AlphaDog, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:21, archived)
# woo
i just resigned.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Errrp... Woo?
How come? Full story..now!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:23, archived)
# what
he said
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:25, archived)
# because my boss is a bitch.
Anyone need a graphic designer in southampton?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:30, archived)
# No,
but if you come to Singapore...
(clutch puppy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:33, archived)
# No.
But I'd like some accountants in the wicker man
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:35, archived)
# dont do it!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:25, archived)
# you obviously didn't bring him up properly.

all my penguins know too well not to accept fish from strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:25, archived)
# My mum taught me
something about fish and strange women too.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:26, archived)
# morning mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Morning
How bist?

Edit: Morning to the rest of the B3ta massive. I'm skiving like the rest of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:27, archived)
# s'ok
considering.

getting on with what there is to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Thats the
spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Pussimov!


Aye well. First go and all that. I was considering Spong! eyes.
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Do they dream of electric mice?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:20, archived)
# woo
for obscure Philip K Dick references
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Or
Stainless Steel Rats ?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:22, archived)
# woo
for Harry Harrison references too
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:23, archived)
# WOO!
for wooing obscure references ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:26, archived)
# WOO!
for wooing woos of obscure references ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:29, archived)
# woo!
for... [that's enough wooing - MOD]
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Haha
You got moderated by the M.O.D ;op
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Or...
I placed it there for comic effect ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Or
I made myself look silly for comedic effect?

Or not, in my case :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:41, archived)
# hehehe
enough now. seriously ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Hardly Obscure !
Classic Sci-fi more like !

(We can remember it for you wholesale)

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Ok!
No problems!

(I can forget it for you with 5 cans of lager)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:37, archived)
# lager makes you gay
100% of FACT

(Marje Proops said so)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:40, archived)
# What if your all gay
before drinking the lager?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Then you just have to accept
That you're going to have a Rotten Life.
God's like that.
He hates Poofs !

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I heard
he was quite the meat packer himself...

/profanity
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Electric mice?

I had to. Thanks for the welcome - you guys do sterling work for my work-avoidance ethic.
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:53, archived)
# What sort of cheese
is that ?

Wensleydale ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Catmembert?
/pun
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Wensleytail?
/pun definitely this time
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:04, archived)
# You Sir
Are a Silly Sod !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Yay!
Welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:20, archived)
# That's lovely
Woo!
(dirtyhippy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Ooo, nice
and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:20, archived)
# That's really lovely
If that's your first effort, you'll have a happy future here. Top stuff, and classy source material!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:20, archived)
# welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:22, archived)
# like it!
do you have a leeesance?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Um
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:12, archived)
# argh
That penguin is pouring baby pengiuns into our world! Make him stop!
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:12, archived)
# I'm gonna keep watching this
until he gets it right.
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Top spongage
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Tommy Penguin!
Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:13, archived)
# haha
that's spiffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Jus like tha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Just like that!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:14, archived)
# hello
empress
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:17, archived)
# The rabid penguins are hungry
I think we need to feed them some peasants.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:21, archived)
# how about some trolls?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:27, archived)
# hmnm
As long as we tenderise them beforehand. Let's bash them over the head with a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Freeze the hammer first
for extra hardness.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:34, archived)
# It's Hammer
Go Hammer and the rest can go and play.
You can't touch this.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Especially not
if its freezing cold.

Hammertime.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Ooh no
You'd stick to it. How unfortunate.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Good tip
/Locates favourite hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:41, archived)
# mindpiss!
;-)
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:17, archived)
# wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:17, archived)
# magic !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:19, archived)
# was bored, tryed B3tanimal
(Me luv UK., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:10, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
eeeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:12, archived)
# *chuckle chuckle chuckle*
Bravo old chap!
(Bushboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Haha!
Woo to the woo!
(clutch puppy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:35, archived)
# eeeeeep!
!!!!
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:19, archived)
# KILL IT
Kill It Hard!
(Bytrix, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:20, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:58, archived)
# good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:58, archived)
# well he's hardly gonna be the antichrist, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:00, archived)
# at that price
i'd ride on the back of the devil himself.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:01, archived)
# yes, but thats only cos he's a friend of ours
the devil, that is, i dont think we've gained many friends 'up there'

ARGH! The Quo on Radio 2!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Cheap lord.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:00, archived)
# lovely
and such a comedown for the stuck up son of god
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:59, archived)
# HAHA
Jesus is funny!
(zut, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I say
Do you mind?

(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:03, archived)
# .
repost
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Easter Bunny !

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)
# That looks like a CalMac ferry
and if it is then Jesus has already
performed a miracle to get their fare
down to £15.
(fermat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:04, archived)
# remember this from villa park a few years back?

as santa slipped on reindeer turds, he regretted telling them to 'shit on the villa'

& btw, jackign my own threead, wasn't someone going on about organising a b3ta birmingham beano?
i'll help, mail me (address in profile)
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:57, archived)
# argh!
the 800K! the 800K! the 800K! the 800K! the 800K! the 800K! the 800K! the 800K!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:58, archived)
# 800?
try 550, but it is a bit big i'll admit
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:03, archived)
# I'll settle for 585
and still hooooooooooje
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:04, archived)
# oh alright, i've made it smaller
but it looks pants now
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:06, archived)
# it was 800K when it first came up
i have the beast on my hard drive.

much smaller now though
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:09, archived)
# sorry, we read the dandy here
or razzle...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:59, archived)
# the topper
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:01, archived)
# the Beano shurely
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:02, archived)
# hello
Pops
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:07, archived)
# pah! The Dandy my arse
Buster and Whizzer and Chips or nothing!
Maybe Oink.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Hahahaaha Oink, I bought they very first issue of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:11, archived)
# kinell!
that's mahooooosive!

woo btw!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:01, archived)
# That'll have been Nigel Rogoff (a friend of mine)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Alternate Meme No2 -Svenno


No1-Goatse(yes its safe)
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:54, archived)
# heh.
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
These are superb!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# thank you both
i now have extra pics of the quo in the same clothes, so should be a good one when i have time
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:57, archived)
# ooooh, clever

/pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Cool

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:00, archived)
# t'was you
that set me off

thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Hehe
I'm honoured
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Here's another one...
(Idid, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:06, archived)

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