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Ohhhhh!

look at him, lording it up like he owns the place.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

well, maybe he does.

did you not think of that?

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notshiny, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

I can taste a hint

of sweaty socks, or possibly over-ripe apples no, hang on I'm wrong, it's spicy brains

Woo!

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Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

well that was a quick edit

I nearly grumped at you for reposting, but then lifes too short really.

(Symball, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)

very nice

woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)

looks more like he's

Camping it up to me

Gay zombies, whatever next?

(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)

Oh!

i was fisting gerald, and me hand came off at the wrist.

it was so embaressing.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)

I'm reading "Dorian" at the moment. It's not pleasant. There's mention of a bloke in hospital who got his guts perforated or something because the bloke fisting him forgot to take off his wedding ring.
Like I said, ew.

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:28, archived)

is that a top shelf publication?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)

nope

Will Self's latest, a updated version of "Dorian Grey" set during the AIDS epidemic.

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)

Recommended

I really enjoyed it, anyway. And at the end, when he

/snip

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)

looks like a nancy boy to me.

"I asked for a white wine spritzer!"

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)

(radja, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

hahaha

hahaha!

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notshiny, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

Is that

a young Ozzy Osbourne?

/blaphsemer

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)

Ho ho ho and all that.

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

Nicely

that is all

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

woo

well done you!

bet you are wondering what happened to your life

(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

yay

and woo

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

You need to get out more...

or possibly have a hug! Woo

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

Not allowed away from my desk though.

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

Well

at least you are making the best use of your enslavement!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

you need a better work ethic then :o)

like do some. any.

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notshiny, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

I do plenty

But then I'm a laydee, good at multi-tasking and all that.
*knits*

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

ah, I understand

as you were then.

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notshiny, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)

yay!

and woo!

but its a bit sad really, isnt it:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

Huzzah!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

yaaay

(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

Blimey!

I was pleased with 1000. Woo to the piccy!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

leave b3ta now and do some work.

*grumbles about not reaching 10,000 yet!*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

Your quality/quantity ratio

is more impressive

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

that's what all the ladies tell me.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

crikey

sensational skiving there

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

Woo!

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Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

heh heh

I love that!

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)

not wanting to be pedantic

but why are they using XP on that mac?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)

Congratumalations

Well in, fellow brighton based boarder.

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

Hello

You are elusive!

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)

Bl-woo-dy hell!

And here's me not even on 500...
*Feels small and new and pathetic, and regrets not signing up when the board first appeared to seem like one of the cool kids...*

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

woO!

that gets a Tarby!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)

beste wensen

madam

(Hoof Hearted, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)

jayzus! and i thought i was an addict! ;)

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mrRush, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)

Biggerer (quite a lot biggerer)

* may not actually feature the actors mentioned...

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Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)

The Lemur makes it as far as I'm concerned

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:14, archived)

Hehehe

Good Stuff

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

yay to that

'tis mighty fine

(stone the crows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

superb

i agree about the lemur too!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

Nice, Rather sweet indeed.

Who's the good Looking Demolition Expert....

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

Hah!

Lurvely

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Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

woo!

nice one!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)

I hate posting stuff after Zak... very woo

anyway here's my 2 minute effort.... oh the punnage!!!

(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)

Groan

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:14, archived)

Do you have to smash it with a hammer to get money out?

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

nooooooooooooo

(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

you don't

HAVE to - it's more christmassy if you do

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

hehehe grrrrrrrrrroan

I remember posting my favourite ever thing - spent hours on it I did. I hit post and looks, below it Domo Darko go its first outing - I was in jealous awe

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

No Domo, No!

(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)

heh

pesky little critter

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)

looks like our fax boxes

in comms room 1

(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

yes, it does, doesn't it

*bemused look*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)

serves them right

what a mess!

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

good grief

naughty domos

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bleepbloop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)

(radical k Maker of stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:07, archived)

Nothing wrong with WHAM!

Better than Cliff Richard, David Essex, East 17, Avid Merrion... I could go on.
Your picture's nice though!

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)

well thank you kindly

I still think wham should be banned....sorry

(radical k Maker of stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

I agree

they sucked even worse than Bros

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)

Hehe

sorry, my sister fancied them as well!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

Nice stylee

but what if they played cliff, of will young instead... *shudder*

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

Laaaaaast Christmaaas I gaave your my heeeart

/runs

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:04, archived)

oh dear

it's the little things in life that give you pleasure, isn't it?

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:05, archived)

hmm

looks pretty big to me. and it's got nobbles on it.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)

you call that object little

(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)

I meant the silly picture gave me pleasure

although the euphemism was intentional

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:14, archived)

ahah hah

errr old joke time

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the barman gives her one ;¬P

(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

ha ha hah

hatstand!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:05, archived)

MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHA
x infinity

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:06, archived)

ha ha ha

i dont want to jinx this, but it should

(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:07, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Let me force it in you!

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xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)

Woo of the YAY

orignality to the max!

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)

yahahahahaha!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)

Woo!

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Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)

OMG!1!!

what show was that?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

Telebugs!

One of the forgotten 80's classics

Sorry, Telebugs, not Telebots

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Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

ahah

gibber gibber!
i loves them telebugs.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)

Yay

Someone's put together a site here.

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Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

heheheh

arf

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

I love it!

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)

portable keyboard

your keyboard would be all shitty anyway.

(tamakinoonasxanxin, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)

Michael Flatley says:

YOUR ALL GAY

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smutch, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:49, archived)

He'd know.

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Jay, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:49, archived)

hes opening his own casino in vegas

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Happyperson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)

i know you can buy a hedgerow named after his show

privetdance. should have used it for dad's jokes

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:52, archived)

Is that

a euphemism?

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:57, archived)

What, up his arse?

Well i suppose the beer is free.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:59, archived)

asdfasfsa af sdfsafd adf sadfas fdsdf af saf

asdfasdfafasf sdasas asda

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:53, archived)

Uh oh

someone just danced on their keyboard! :D

Super Happy Funtime Dance Dance ASDH6SDSJDF66SJH Revolution!

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)

ddr <3

(tamakinoonasxanxin, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:59, archived)

pebble stuck in the home row

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)

hahaha

oddly goodnitude!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)

is it just me...

or has he got 2 right feet?

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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)

HA HA

MY FREND JUST SENT ME THIS ON EMAIL - MERRY CHRISTMAS YOUR ALL GAY LOL!!!!!

(JO3Y, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:43, archived)

sweet jesus.

216

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:44, archived)

I agree. Its hard to believe that anyone thats a

member here still finds that joke funny or original.....

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)

i thought i'd killed

most of them.

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:48, archived)

have you seen his profile?

i think he may be next....

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:49, archived)

is that an apple 2

i saw in there?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)

I think

Its Fisher Price....

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:52, archived)

no no no no its

one of those V-tech things out of catalogues, with 312 differernt spelling games

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:53, archived)

OK..... maybe he can learn

F U C K O F F N O M O R E S A N T A S A D D A M.

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)

red rag

to a 3ull

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mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)

what's a

eull?

(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:14, archived)

he looks quite sweet

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ScintillateRich, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:52, archived)

I would

(and I'm not even that way inclined...)

(

TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)

Its like a fine wine

it improves with age

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mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:48, archived)

SLAP IT WITH YOUR SLIPPERS

SLAP IT HAAAAAAAAARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)

Almost as hard to believe as the fact

that it seems to matter so much that people are bothering to count

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)

They're not

have you not downloaded the b3ta saddameter?

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:52, archived)

because I haven't seen it and nor do I give a flying fuck, as inferred by my previous post

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:53, archived)

damn!

Thats something i would have liked to have seen:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)

Apparently some squirrels

can manage that technical feat!

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:57, archived)

only

when they're in a plane though.

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)

But obviously you do or

you wouldn't have mentioned it.....

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)

I'm surprised

that people are going on about the number of Saddam Clause posts, that doesn't mean I want to know how many there have been.

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)

Were you on here sunday?

if you were then you would know.....

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:00, archived)

I'm a 9-5 girl

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:02, archived)

there you go then

30 + images on the same joke.... tedious after the first 5

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:04, archived)

30 pictures of the same joke

is hardly a new phenomenon round here, is it!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)

You could always

do something else if it bothers you that much.

/grouch

edit: sorry, inadvertently hit capslock then

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)

No I quite like complaining about it

actually

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)

i'm not counting

i;m making up ridiculous numbers

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)

they're not exactly

ridiculous numbers, mind you I don't know that many numbers that are.

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)

2^(1/2)

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:57, archived)

You loon!

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butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:02, archived)

Not ridiculous

very useful for working out RMS values...

(

Dr. trouser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)

is equal

to

2^(1) x 2^(-1/2)
=
2^(1) x 1/(2^(1/2)
=
(2^(1))/(2^(1/2))
=
2/(2^(1/2))
=
(2x2^(2.5))/(2^(1/2)x2^(2.5))
=
(2^(2.5))/(2^(3))
=
2^(2.5) x 2(-3)
=
2^(-1/2)

Therefore 2^(1/2) = 1/(2^(1/2))

enough now...

um...

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:07, archived)

-2990003330050^.346

inverted :)

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)

Jo3y's probably just letting us know that the santa/saddam jokes that started on B3ta

are now flying across the globe

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ScintillateRich, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)

we can hope

for his sake

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)

As a matter of fact,

I really am stupid enough to dig into the archive and actually count them.
As of NOW, there were 30 (thirty!) 'original' posts with a Saddam Clause picture in them.

30 people, of which about half asked 'done before?'.

I didn't count the ones making fun of the other ones, but 30 people posted the exact same idea within the last 49 hrs and 44 minutes.

The first one btw was this one.

Here are the file names:
saddam_claus.jpg
santa_saddam.jpg
saddam-santa.jpg
saddamclaus2.jpg
saddamclaus.jpg
saddamxmas.jpg
sadamsanta.jpg
saddamnclaus.jpg
santa_small.jpg
saddamclaus-2.jpg
santahussain.jpg
santanhussein.jpg
santaddam-1.jpg
saddamsanta.gif
bbcsantasmall1.jpg
saddams.jpg
Santasad.jpg
saddam santa.jpg
saddanta.jpg
saddam claus copy.jpg
WeGotHim.jpg
sadsanta.bmp
santamhusseinmas2.jpg
saddamclaus-1.jpg
saddamcaught.jpg
news.jpg
saddam.jpg
santah.jpg
sad.jpg
santaddam.jpg

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xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:54, archived)

on a count of saddam related images

its hitting a much higher point.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)

I admit

I did start counting those, too. But I had to stop after about 7 pages, because there were just too many.

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xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:01, archived)

Hmm, not as many as I expected...

Your search for "saddam" matched 367 messages in the last seven days.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

now

that is sheer genius

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:44, archived)

You forgot to add

2 days ago

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)

Can

i borrow her?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)

Sure!!! if you want a dose of airplane flu!!!

shes been coughing for 20 hours straight now.... that almost sounds like a brag.

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:01, archived)

Well

I'm used to a bit of choking.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)

I don't get it....

who is that?

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)

SANTA!

(

Jay, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)

Jamaca?

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)

My old man said

follow the van

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)

what is

a cock linnet?

(

Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:49, archived)

Confectionary-based Beatle?

where do you want these blinds?

(

Jay, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:48, archived)

Naaaaa!

'andles for forks!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)

got any O's?

What?

(

Jay, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)

Nahh

It's blessed! see, Christmas=Blessed

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mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)

Its Brian Blessed

I think?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)

the name's piss

mind piss

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mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)

I think its Beadle.....

look at the hand

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)

Jeremy Beadle

has an unusually small cock. But on the other hand it isn't!!

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)

That.... is a very funny joke

young man

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:48, archived)

YoHoHo

(now thats better than the post)

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)

arrrrf

need toilet quick

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Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)

Ho Ho again!

Haha!

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mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)

*cough*

dire...
1) Where are my 'all gay'
2) Whats this about tiny fashionable violins?
3) Glasscocky

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)

YOUR GAY*

*see Popbitch

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mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)

COCK OFF!

</baz>

when will this ~~shit~~ madness end...

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)

Thanks Jo3y!

Merry Christmas and your gay too ho ho ho!

(

ScintillateRich, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)

Every time you post a Saddam-Santa

A yuppie pukes down an alligator.

original,

(The man who's been to Slapout Oklahoma but then who hasn't?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)

wow!

Don't step on the crocs in the pavement

(

Jay, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:52, archived)

Guess they need to feed

somehow...........

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:01, archived)

I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, boss second. Probably entertainer third.

(dognutz, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:41, archived)

and

a brutal dictator fourth?

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atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:49, archived)

yes

he's been in Slough for the last six months. No-one would look there. He only got caught coz he popped out for some fags.

(dognutz, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)

hehehe

Fincheeeeeeeeeyy!!

(Shatner's Bassoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)

Returning unwanted Xmas gifts in Craig David land.

Arguments like this can go on for several days.

Sorry, it's been in my head for days. The voices told me to do it.

(

CitizenKaned, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:41, archived)

thats proper Woo

i tell thee

(

mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:42, archived)

Arf!

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:43, archived)

He's not a comedian

He's a fool in a pisspoor mask doing pisspoor impressions. And Saying things like 'Bo'.

Hilarious.

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:54, archived)

You missed that he's piss funny in the process

Why so bitter?

(

CitizenKaned, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

"That's no Prune!"

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:35, archived)

Woo

Yay
&
Hoopla

(

CitizenKaned, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:36, archived)

Woo Yay

and fruit based bukkake...

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:39, archived)

i'm glad im not the only one who thought that...

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:54, archived)

hahahahahahhaha!!

i wasn't expecting the laser! woo, yay, houpla, panowie!!! brilliante! etc..

(

spatuluk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:37, archived)

Hehe!

I wasn't expecting that to happen...

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:38, archived)

no.

it's a plum.

( awesome wooness though.)

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:38, archived)

I blame Google

images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=prune&sa=N&tab=wi

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:40, archived)

prune

is french for plum, just like raisin is french for grape

(

smutch, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:42, archived)

and Date

is French for letter.

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:44, archived)

Definitely not a prune...

...on a plum tree

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:39, archived)

aren't prunes

just dried plums, or am i barking up the wrong tree?

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:40, archived)

Aren't they

dates?

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:41, archived)

dates are dates

(

smutch, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:43, archived)

I like a man who calls

a spade a spade

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:44, archived)

I call it a fucking shovel

(

smutch, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)

dates are definitely different (i suspect they may come off of palm trees, or maybe semi-dried camel poo flogged in boxes with palm trees on)

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)

Yes.

...Okay I'm dumb. Nice pic tho'

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:42, archived)

not really

'cos even if prunes are dried plums, then it'd still be a plum tree

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)

Excellent.

(

Hoagie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:39, archived)

excellent

really very good indeed

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:39, archived)

That is technically excellent

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:40, archived)

You people....

...are all wierd

(

DancesWithWeezils, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)

HO HO HO! Has anyone else noticed the Zany similarity!

(

mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:33, archived)

Yay

how wonderful

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:34, archived)

Cranberry

stop taking control of my hands, and stop feeling my bum

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:34, archived)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:34, archived)

that

is delightfully woo

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:36, archived)

if we're pearoasting........

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:38, archived)

Well now you mention it.

yes

(

Hoagie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:36, archived)

hoist by mine own irony

(

mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:40, archived)

Alternate Memes No3 American Gothic

No1 Goatse
No2 Svenno

(

Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:33, archived)

these dont really work

...wheres the camera man on the original pics?
they're very good though

(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:34, archived)

taking the picture?

(

butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:35, archived)

but how do we get the view from the other side then?

(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:36, archived)

Ah, I see

MAGIC!

(

butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:37, archived)

Good lord

pedantry taken to THE MAX!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:40, archived)

imagine if you will that there is no other cameraman

and that i dreamed i was there to take the alternate shot.

(apart from the goatse one, that was an endoscope, is that clear?

(

Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:36, archived)

perfectly

i was just seeing what it's be like to be a cunt.
its fun.

(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:37, archived)

it wasn't a pissy reply by me

i just wanted to make it very clear that i don't dream of being in goatse's errse

(

Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:39, archived)

the goatse one is fantastic:)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:34, archived)

Ooh

that's jolly good!

(

butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:34, archived)

ooh

clever!

(and good)

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:34, archived)

praise bee!

'ello you 'orrible lot!
whassappenin'?

come to www.universalconstructors.com for all that funky shit

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:25, archived)

Hello!

Not a lot. It's rather quiet.

(

butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:28, archived)

I AM BRIAN BLESSED

AND SO'S MY WIFE

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:29, archived)

DIIIIIIIVE!

www.b3ta.com/board/2502037

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:38, archived)

good lord

that's ace

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)

it is isn't it

maybe everyone's already getting drunk in readiness for Christmas alcoholism.

I know I am *hic*

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:29, archived)

Maybe I

kiled them all.

(

butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:30, archived)

Not me

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:32, archived)

wow

maybe I am backing away slowly but surely making reassuring gestures and looking for any implements that might lend some defense as I beat my retreat

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:33, archived)

tee-hee

It's good to live in fear

(

butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:35, archived)

maybe,

like me, everyone's still drunk from last night.

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:38, archived)

groan.......

woo:)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:30, archived)

grrrr

roooaaannnn....

hehehe

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:32, archived)

erm

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:25, archived)

It was the one in the middle!

Look at his face! Guilty as hell.

woo yay houpla panowie

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:26, archived)

you know it's true

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:29, archived)

Whoever smelt it

dealt it. (Woo BTW)

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:26, archived)

whoever said the rhyme did the crime

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:28, archived)

the one with the retort

caused the report

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:29, archived)

whoever sang the song

did the pong?

*scrapes barrel

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:30, archived)

whoever declares the dare

soiled the air.

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:33, archived)

whoever yells for mom

dropped the bomb

(british: whoever yells for mum split their bum, or something)

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:37, archived)

er.....

the one who sang the hit?.....

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:33, archived)

doh!

:)

edit - hahaah - you said a rhyme, so it must have been you!!!

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:29, archived)

the one who said the rhyme,

did the crime...

:)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:28, archived)

mind the piss

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:29, archived)

that sure is a lot of traffic cones...

...heh heh heh

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:26, archived)

trust my luck

to post my first pic in ages just as you slap another funny on the board :o)

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:27, archived)

Heh heh.

sorry, it was me

(

pxyzyzygy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:28, archived)

My son's favourite of my weekend's creations

And one I'm also rather fond of too.

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:23, archived)

i am grinning like a loon

and will be for the rest of the day

(

lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:24, archived)

that is wonderful

(

Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:25, archived)

that is lovely

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:25, archived)

Ooooooohhhhh! You are a splendid man!

(

pxyzyzygy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:25, archived)

hahahaha

*snurt*

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You are on a roll* today sir!

*sesame seed

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:26, archived)

gives me a sense of wellbeing.

(

butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:27, archived)

aww

Can't wait to lactate

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:28, archived)

made it to my

wallpaper. thanks!

(finnbird, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:28, archived)

charming

simply charming

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:31, archived)

People have forgotten how to talk to each other because of TVs in pubs and bars

So now there's a new University course

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:22, archived)

Bloody

Drag queens.

(

butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:22, archived)

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