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# Bandwagon and on and on and on....
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# blowjobface
blowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobfaceblowjobface
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# heh
she's so dumb she's not even looking at the words!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# small print
saying "by the way, you look like you're giving a blow job"
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# She's reading the footnote.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# I love that source pic.
I bet she is filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Interesting replys.
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Hum-Vees
for dummies would work better?

still nice though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# :-|
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Diana
says from across the great death divide...
give it a rest why dontcha..
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Request for pictures
B3ta have interviewed the quite marvellous MC Pitman. I'm now looking for some photoshoppery to adorn the interview page. Anyone care to contribute? Source material here. And here. And here. Or use something else altogether. Lovely. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:33, archived)
# try this
whatami.yourphotoshopping.bi/atch?query=pitman+mc
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:36, archived)
# i'd watch it if i were you
fraser can kill by a thought
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Argh!
*gurgle*





*thunk*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# ive heard
he likes walnuts and watermelons
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# I didn't know that
about brine
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# its true
although the brine leaves messy brine stains in place, and no-one likes you when you smell of the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Yarrr! the pirates do!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# except for pirates
yes.

but no-one likes them.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# I prefer
www.cram.it/upyoura.nus
You cheeky monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# nus
are you a sponger student?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Why yes I am
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:39, archived)
# yay!











bloody students*






*claws of doom works at a university - hence the bitterness and resentment
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Ever since I arrived on b3ta
I've been unable to read the word 'sponger' correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# heheh
now you mention it...
how the hell *do* you pronounce it?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Fuck
I've pissed me sen at the idea of that chatty bastard being interviewed on b3ta! Now, gerrus a cob, duck.
(Lapin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:36, archived)
# brilliant
I heard his cd yesterday and laughed my arse off, i did.

Oh and hi everyone. I've hardly visted the board at all for the last 6 months but I might be back now, maybe.

Cue everyone asking 'who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# who the fuck are you?
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Random Compo on my random site
Well me and my friend found a photo on my site that we thought would be great for a photo editing compo.

And B3tan's. Well, they like compos. :D

You don't win anything but it's fun.
http://www.balinki.co.uk/compo/index.html

http://www.balinki.co.uk/

~John.
(Ekolb Modnar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:33, archived)
# thinks about it.....
nah.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:35, archived)
# *nods at lazy*
*glares at fool*
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:35, archived)
#





what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:36, archived)
#







yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Yes!
Let's all edit a photo of somebody that none of us know. Won't that be a jolly jape, folks?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:36, archived)
# 3...2...1...
Comment about dictionary definition of "random" or something, plus moans about "what are we your potatoshop bitches", plus summat about "threadwasting twunt"
Message ends.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# what are we your potatoshop bitches
RANDOM
Pronunciation: randum

Definition:
1. [adj] lacking any definite plan or order or purpose; governed by or depending on chance; "a random choice"; "bombs fell at random"; "random movements"
2. [adj] taken haphazardly; "a random choice"

Synonyms: haphazard, hit-or-miss, stochastic, unselected

Antonyms: nonrandom


threadwasting twunt

bit like that?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# That'll be the one
Superbluous!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Someone
has already photoshopped a stupid amount of facial hair onto that twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# It took you 21 days to grow that much facial hair?
do you menstruate?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# if i shaved off all me rubiks
I'd have more than that after 21 days. Fuck, on my chin it's be 21 hours.
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)
# lookout! he's easily startled.
(yakmonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:32, archived)
# crikey!
that's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Pissing hell! You're right!
It wasn't animating for me before, but was still pretty smashing. Now it's a woopla moment. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Jebus!
Run for your lives!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34, archived)
# The lemur eyes, they burn my brain
make it stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34, archived)
# He's easily startled?
What about us?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34, archived)
# shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
new pants please
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34, archived)
# blimey!
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Quick doodle while in class



(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)
# OMG indeed
Thats amazing!
(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Yay!
Right, today must be P.E. day and I've forgotten my kit
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Oh well.
You'll have to do it in the nude then, won't you?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:27, archived)
# /me is having nightmares again...
Its all comming back!
(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:28, archived)
# that's no excuse...
vest and pants
(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:27, archived)
# you'll have to do it in your pants
(rephrase?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:28, archived)
# oi
whats wrong with having one eyebrow?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:29, archived)
# nothing really.
i just look like a bob geldoff in 'the wall' and the one that got left crys itself to sleep every night, lost in a world of pain and loneliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:30, archived)
# i have never had the pleasure of owning two eyebrows think yourself lucky
also i think i read that as "relieved of one eye-brow bastards"
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:33, archived)
# as coined by by the great joni mitchell, counting crows etc,
dont it always seem to go,
that you dont know what youve got till its gone.

ill put a hyphen in it
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Nah, sounds about right.
That anim in your profile is fantastico btw
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:29, archived)
# ha!
cheers v much
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Surly they have some old kit you can wear?
You know- it's way too small/big and it hasn't been washed for 10 years...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:30, archived)
# yay
more aeronaughtical aeroplanical acrobatical fun
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:26, archived)
# yay
does it scroll across a whole page?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Argh, hypnotizing!!
But it works :)
(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Yay for stick blokes

flash
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:33, archived)
# smooth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# that's
great
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# nicely tiled!
(yakmonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# I told him you wouldn't be interested
Baby Rabbits are not scientifically defined as bunnies, but as kittens. Rabbits are not rodents but belong to their own order called lagomorphs. The evolutionary split between rabbits and other living mammals probably occurred about thirty million years ago.
but bless him, he's been practicing for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# woo.
yay for acrobatic animals.
(Bytrix, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Hurrah!
He's rather good, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)
# I only just noticed
How he pushes himself off the ground using only his ears.
(Bytrix, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)
# its shows
hes very good
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)
# you can hear him going
hey - hup!
hey - hup!

well i can anyway
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Yay!
and now, for a heartless TJ:
flem.keenspace.com/d/20040102.html
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
The title of the page says it all really, great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I guess I'm fucked up, then.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:28, archived)
# he so CUTE!
awwwwwwwwhahahahahawwwwwwwwhahahahahawwwww
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Woo
for acrobaticanisms!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Ooops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:19, archived)
# .
Seamless
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Thanks. I can smell the sarcasam from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# moi?
Sarcastic?
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# sarcastic?
watashi?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
oi
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)
# grandparent
edition eh...whats for us youngsters then ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# and whys that man at the top still holding that damn knife?
your all lazy bastages, the lot of yus!

right, I feel like crap and so im going home.
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Yes I'm lazy and talentless,
but I had a half-thought-through idea, and I wasn't afraid to use it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# good for you
thats the way things should be
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:26, archived)
# bostin'
magic our morris

etc
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# woo
ive never started a bandwagon before : )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# where is the band
hmmm?
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:28, archived)
# that is
specifically a band wagon. a certain type of wagon if you must know* :P

*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Bostin!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Bostin'
What flavour coppa-soup you got Noddy?
(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22, archived)
# but there isn't a Brummie in Slade...

/pedant
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Here's a
rather queer question: has anyone ever heard the phrase "like an apple meeting a fish" before?

and have a pic to illustrate my point.
(Phil The Easter Chick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:18, archived)
# I
haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:19, archived)
# What
dai marzipan said.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# no
me neither.

I've heard 'like a toilet meeting a combine harvester' though.

as in "Jo Brand's dress sense..."
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# covered herself in glue and ran through an oxfam shop
be fair to jo, the reason she looks terrible has nothing to do with her dress sense,she happens to be a very,very ugly person.

well she is
(pikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# just something
that popped up today and nobody but this one person had heard of it before.
(Phil The Easter Chick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Sounds a bit like my Gran's classic
"It's a monkey's birthday" - to describe when it's sunny, but raining.
Silly bint.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:29, archived)
# I've heard the phrase
"A monkey wedding" used to describe the same weather phenomenomenon - The guy who used it was south african I think.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Hmmm...
South African you say... I shall have to quiz the old dear about whether there are any family connections to that particularly awful example of what home-rule does to these upstart colonies. I mean, really... "Dominions"? What's the point, eh? Look what's happened to 'em - South Africa, bunch of racists, the rest are criminals; Australia, bunch of racist criminals; Canada, mostly French, the rest practically yanks; New Zealand, full of sodding hobbits. Disaster. And now they're contemplating letting the Irish govern themselves... I despair, I really do...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)
# no
never
(Bytrix, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Nope
and I can't see your pic neitehr... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# don't worry
it's not worth it. i just have too much spare time
(Phil The Easter Chick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Seen it now
poxy MSN..!

Don't be too hard on yourself, it's not that bad. Word to the wise though, if you delete everything in the url from the ? onwards the pic'll cache on everyone's computers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:30, archived)
# no, i have not
but that fish is rather dapper

i like incongruous monocles, i do
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Completely new one on me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Diana Inquest Latest
New evidence emerges:

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Quo
Vadis?
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:18, archived)
# jamaca
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Woo
I saw that exact same photo and had the exact same thought!

The silly bint is dead now why is she still in the news?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:19, archived)
# I have an interesting
theory about that...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# go on
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:23, archived)
# No,
I keep my interesting theories to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)
# I have a theory about that
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwww.
Go on, tell us. You know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Because
Sunshine Elephant still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# because as long as you are writing about Diana
you don't have to fill the pages with real news.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# real news?
never seen one of them.

/daily mail
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:23, archived)
# woo-ness!


repost: she had a bad feeling about this...


(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:26, archived)
# woo
took me a while to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# look out for the giant banana skin, di
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# I like that
it's shit*, but I like it. Have a woo yay!

* meant in the nicest possible way
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I wanted to f**k di in the tunnel
not f**kin die in the tunnel




I'll get my coat
(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:15, archived)
# How dare you?
She was a saint
(C 1990 Daily (Hate) Mail)

TJ - regarding the legality of the Olsen twins post earlier, here's a neat little table that spells it out for each state

14 in Hawaii, Iowa & S Carolina!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:19, archived)
# what about the federal crime of driving a minor over state lines?
If they weren't minors until they crossed the lines
(pikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22, archived)
# *cuts mugshot from news of the world*
get me a ticket to iowa!

edit: woah. 16 states consider bumsex illegal. good old forward thinking america.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22, archived)
# technically, its backwards thinking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:31, archived)
# In Iowa and S Carolina you have to get your parents permission though.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:23, archived)
# but then
how do you do it in secret?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# if only you replied to the later post about bumlove
i'll shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Giant banana skin?
Not God's Great Banana Skin, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# pffft!
you like chris 'dire' rea
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)
# this aint no technological breakdown.
oh no, this is the road to hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# who here actually lives in hull?
come on, admit it...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:16, archived)
# I have a holiday home there.
and I don't work much.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:17, archived)
# i hear hull is nice this time of year?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:18, archived)
# well
the temperature today will be a high of 10, with a low of 2, light showers and a hundred per cent chance of violent crime.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)
# mmm. sounds like a dream.
ill grab my things right away
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# don't know - at work now.
will get off sometime in easter. they turn the fires off then.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:22, archived)
# You've met
the wife then?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:18, archived)
# its
the paris tunnel corner that will be their undoing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# hull
off you go
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Haha!
They got twatted with a red shell,
or maybe they were in the lead and one of those blue spikey ones got them
(or a good shot with a green)
(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# er mebe
shrunk and squashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:18, archived)
# or they drove off the side
or in the water, or... or... or...
someone wish a flashing star bumped into them
etc
(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Haha !!
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# what a bloody expensive shop
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Where did
the 5p extra come from?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# VAT, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# it's
the VAT
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Which item?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Actually
some of those items should be zero rated for VAT anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# And if it were just one item
it would be 17 and a half pence VAT

/pedant

/edit - woo to the pic though
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:14, archived)
# i thought that the whole point of pound shops
was that it took less time to pay, thereby reducing the amount of time spent per customer therefore reducing the amount of money spent on staff, therefore allowing for cheaper merchandise...
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:25, archived)
# ...but the VAT
is included in the pound.
So the actual price of the items is 85p, with the 15p as VAT (give or take .1p or so).
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:34, archived)
# VAT is applicable to
all of them except the food, I think.

The news paper might be exempt, I know books are.
(mary magdalen, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# llandudno
i believe
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# isn't htat where lewis carol
wrote alice in wonderland?
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:17, archived)
# it certainly
is where all the pensioners go to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:19, archived)
# i thought he wrote it in Oxford*
*this may be absolute guff
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Two nurses discussing a patient

Nurse1: "That chap in that bed has 'ludo' tattoed on his thingy..."

Nurse2: "No, it's Llandudno"

Nurse1 looks at Nurse2

[edit] Too subtle for you?

The parient has a Llandudno tattoe. The first nurse didn't see it because he didn't have an errection.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# heheheh
very gooooood
i like
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I am liking the board very much today.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# chuckling to death
...can't breathe...god i hate hull AND scarborough AND filey, or the triangle of stink as they are known.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)
# 'Fnarr'
and other such expressions of amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:11, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Yay
Mmmm Panda Pops Cola.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# they got me through many a long day
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:30, archived)
# ha haa ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Hee hee
At least you can return the newspaper tomorrow and get a quid back...

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
dirt in a jar - excellent

w/h/y
(8-Ball, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:15, archived)
# HAHA!
That'd be the type of thing I'd let ride aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# I know That Shop!
i hate to admit this but that pound shop is actually just down the road from me, in Stroud , Gloucestershire.
(Seth, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)
# w00t
That's my shop...

possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Hehehe
I got ripped off by a pound shop once. Being a niave student type, I thought a quid was good value for a bottle of washing-up liquid. Or, at least, I did until I saw a bigger one for 69p in Co-op. Bastards.
(OB1, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 0:12, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# arf
woo yay
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# they'll be in bat country
soon
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# the poor bastard'll
find out soon enough..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Arf.
'parp'.

Oh, Dave...
(Lapin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cracking :)
(Mr Flibble, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Arf, arf, and arf again
Lots of arfs in this thread. Is it an international conspiracy heralding the arrival of a new world order? I think we should be told.
(Lapin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Yes.
Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Ecstatic.
And you?
(Lapin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# heheh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
excellent use of spong there!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Dave's been eating curry again
he loves his Go Kori extra hot
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Heheheh
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# woo!
fan tash tish!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Mesmerising!
hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:15, archived)
# that's both
exceeding woo
and perfick in time with the secret society choon I'm listening at
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Woo
First giggle of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:31, archived)
# awwwww


He was you know...
(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)
# are they supposed
to be that large?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)
# ..
Unfortunately, the work i do is for mobile phones. And i managed to lose the large originals! I'll hopefully have some new ones soon...
(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# ah.
sorry for being sarcastic, my funny bone fell off yesterday

:)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# .
No worries :)

I did have the originals but very gutted i lost them. Will hunt around...
(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Well
he truly shot himself in the head then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# after about 3 scrolls past this
i just got it.


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)
# please explain
brain no worky this early
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)
# my
diseased brain wont allow any rest....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Stop it
now
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# ohhh
if i must.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Ah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Yay!
Tim Brooke Taylors hard to draw.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# I've been
Wanting to use the Goodies in something for ages now






pity it was a bit crap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Crap
the goodies crap!!...maybe they are now but in their heyday they were not...he says clutching his goodies music cd
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# No,
they are still funny.
Edit: You...you...you have a Goodies music CD?
That's musical gold for me...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)
# yeap
bought it in hmv for 3 quid....got such classics as..the goodies theme,funky gibbon,the inbetweenies,please let us play and many many more...my precious so its is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# try
Grahame Green instead.
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Or BIll
of course
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# gardner
shurely?

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Its
Garden.


You monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:19, archived)
#


been watching far too much red dwarf recently
(Fort, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Good!
"It's my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard."

edit: Mono says 'woo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# erm....
.....hi..... erm..... i dont remember clicking on reply so i havent a clue what im replying to, but it must be really WOO or i would have never clicked it.... odd
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# I'll pass the message on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# if you could that would be
fantastic thanks
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Oh yes, that old conundrum.
I always find the "You are replying to this message:" bit at the bottom of the screen useful for that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# but that involves scrolling
im way too lazy for that!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# if a chap just will not scroll
his understanding shan't be
whole
To keep abreast of all the jive
just keep pressing
on F5
I'd continue with this rhyming
farce
but 'tell the truth
i can't be
bothered
(pikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Seek
immediate mental health help...I would if the bananas would stop there ceaseless chasing of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# their
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Their
/pendant
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# no
their pendant dont stop them running...its THEIR legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# : )
youve been shopping havent you

www.b3ta.com/board/2583429
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:15, archived)
# yeap
immitation is the highest form of flattery :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)
# woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# That looks somewhat like...
...a member of Kraftwerk whose name has suddenly escaped me.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)
# This is my new nephew

Should I dangle him in front of a croc?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)
# i think
the croc would poo itself
(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)
# dangle him off your ears
make Pat Butcher jealous
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:58, archived)
# No.
He looks like he might eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)
# No.
Dangle the croc chappy in front of him!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:58, archived)
# I do them for work


They pay me
(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)
# I'd buy it.
(blind corner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Heheh
That's quite good. Would work quite well as a wallpaper, were it not tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# ...
See next message from me above...
(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)

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