'eroin!
Its how I pronounce it. Click for biggie!
God he's sexy!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:16,
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Its how I pronounce it. Click for biggie!
God he's sexy!
Yeah,
but have you seen him with blonde hair? He looks like a total nob.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:18,
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thats because
hes THE KING, looks like hes changed a bit though, i bet hes not eating anymore burgers....
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:22,
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My cousin bumped into
him in Buenos Aires. Apparently he spent a couple of years there when he was growing up. I assumed he was gay... he was hanging around with the lead dancer of a local Tango show, who is gay. They were strolling around a museum together.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:21,
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I thought he was sniffing
his fingers for a moment there....picking his nose is slightly less foul.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:17,
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Mary, you have pissed with my mind...!
I WAS going to use your swearing fingers on him, but they didn't quite fit.
100% fact.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:22,
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100% fact.
Stop
taking the bone out of the leg...go for the throat next...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:05,
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hahaha!
Operation: Bush Edition would feature a pretzel in the throat
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:08,
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heh
and woo to the pic, although I can't imagine Dubya playing anything so intellectual
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:13,
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Why is he pointing at the brain?
He knows nothing of that region!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:08,
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is that
bobby davro- or do i need to have my eyes cleaned again?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:18,
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hehe
most woosome!
TJ: I'm crying today, 'cos my speedcam pic that FP'd yesterday has used up more than double my bandwidth quota in 1 day (3.5GB!). Over 24000 unique hits! I've had to replace it with a tiny 1bpp gif explaining my plight :(
It'll be back later though. I'm still getting 4 hits /second!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:19,
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TJ: I'm crying today, 'cos my speedcam pic that FP'd yesterday has used up more than double my bandwidth quota in 1 day (3.5GB!). Over 24000 unique hits! I've had to replace it with a tiny 1bpp gif explaining my plight :(
It'll be back later though. I'm still getting 4 hits /second!
Yes
I've moved it to my blueyonder account (that I completely forgot I had).
D'Oh.
edit: my hosting provider just told me that they don't care about bandwidth limits, and my server is under little load and I'm a good customer!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:51,
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D'Oh.
edit: my hosting provider just told me that they don't care about bandwidth limits, and my server is under little load and I'm a good customer!
email it to me
and I'll host it for you, if you like.
paul at reevo dot com
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:50,
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paul at reevo dot com
That was
truly excellent. I cant remember a damn thing about it, only that Im sure one of them was gay
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:09,
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Blimeh!
How many more childhood memories are going to be dragged up?!?
:D
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:09,
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:D
Oops
dinna-dinna, dinna-di-na-na-na
That's Henry, not Rhubarb. My humblest apologies
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:11,
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That's Henry, not Rhubarb. My humblest apologies
You must have seen the movie,
You must have read the book,
He's a mellow, yellow feline,
So take a second look.
He know's everything about nothing,
And not too much about that,
So if you know someone who knows what he know,
Then you must know Henrys Cat, yes
You must know Henrys Cat!
Most upset when I found out Bob Godfrey did the Wicked Willie cartoons for TV
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:16,
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He's a mellow, yellow feline,
So take a second look.
He know's everything about nothing,
And not too much about that,
So if you know someone who knows what he know,
Then you must know Henrys Cat, yes
You must know Henrys Cat!
Most upset when I found out Bob Godfrey did the Wicked Willie cartoons for TV
ah yes
but the hummus was from Gray Jolliffe, I think Bob Godfrey was just providing animation expertise.
Still, let's focus on the good times...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:18,
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Still, let's focus on the good times...
I know,
but a small part of me still died that evening.
:(
Yes, you're right, concentrate on the positive...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:23,
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:(
Yes, you're right, concentrate on the positive...
Aaargh!
I thought nobody remembered that other than me!
Woooooo!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26,
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Woooooo!
oh just wondering thats all
i hear hell is nice this time of year
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:20,
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im gunna be cold next week....
....personally i prefer being cold
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:33,
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i got dropped on the head at the age of 10.
most of my childhood memories were swept away.
:(
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:15,
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:(
Did you not see
the What Not To Wear Will o'the Wisp special?
Mavis the Fairy in leather....
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:16,
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Mavis the Fairy in leather....
that's seriously yay
as we're the same age, is it possible that you also grew up watching Will o' the Wisp, greatest TV prog ever?
EDIT: Woo to the FP!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:06,
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EDIT: Woo to the FP!
I think that programme
had an indelible effect on my mind, for good or bad I don't know
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:10,
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terry is excellent
glad i checked your profile- i'd missed them all....
i miss everything these days
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:11,
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i miss everything these days
thanks
I'll keep sticking them in there...though I've just been talking to a friend about the possibility of a Terry mini-site within one of his domains...Terry may be going up in the world
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:14,
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I got the complete wilo the wisp on dvd
for my sister for christmas, and she buggered of to Germany without letting me watch it once!
We did determin the family members though..She was mavis the fat fairy, I was the Moog dog thing, my stepdad Arther the catapillar (hes ginger u see and a critic) and mum as edna the tv. Carwash the green spectical wearing cat was her boyfriend. Pearoast
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:07,
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We did determin the family members though..She was mavis the fat fairy, I was the Moog dog thing, my stepdad Arther the catapillar (hes ginger u see and a critic) and mum as edna the tv. Carwash the green spectical wearing cat was her boyfriend. Pearoast
I have the LP from many years ago.
You youngsters with your modern technology...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:09,
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Nice.
Send me a tape and £1 billion (cash) and I'll make you a new copy.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:25,
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Even £1 billion (cash)
couldn't persuade me to post my address on the 'net.
This may not be true, but I'd need to see the money first
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:42,
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This may not be true, but I'd need to see the money first
I saw this pictire
on an earlier post and immediately thought "It needs a cat! A GIANT CAT!"
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:03,
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I like Guildford
Probably 'cause I live in Cambridge which really does stink.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:13,
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You have
a scary cathedral. I don't like the way it looks at me.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:18,
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You wanna see scary
There's a church near me which is jet black with age. I think it's no longer in use but the graveyard is very well maintained, really quite spooky.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:22,
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That deserves all three...
MODEDIT: Keep your wooyays office safe.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:03,
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I knew a kid at school
who was absolutely convinced that Charisma was pronounced "Charmisia".
My how we laughed.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:06,
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My how we laughed.
Why has the
first one got clothes on? I find that highly offensive
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:04,
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Did like the WOOYAYS
But thank you MODEDIT it was a wee bit dodgy
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:06,
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But thank you MODEDIT it was a wee bit dodgy
HELLO MOD
I haven't seen the w/y, but don't you think that deletion instead of linkification is a bit of censorship?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:17,
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Translation:
"I'm at home and can't be bothered to find/pay for saucy images for myself".
Filthy perv!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:34,
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Filthy perv!
Pah!
I'm at work (alone in the office, admitted), and I find it alright if mods convert img tags to links for size or nsfw reasons, but complete deletion is censorship, isn't it?
I just wanted to act like a P.C., liberal, standing-up-for-my-fellow-b3tans type of guy, but I obviously got stabbed in the back.
* goes into corner and weeps silently *
* then sneaks back to computer and looks at the pictures in question *
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:43,
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I just wanted to act like a P.C., liberal, standing-up-for-my-fellow-b3tans type of guy, but I obviously got stabbed in the back.
* goes into corner and weeps silently *
* then sneaks back to computer and looks at the pictures in question *
ace!
I shall call him Wilbur and we shall go everywhere together
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:04,
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Can I have a pair of those slippers?
They'd do me tootsies a fine turn!
Woo to the pic, btw! :)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:06,
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Woo to the pic, btw! :)
"How about this one? Can we invade this one?"
Be afraid - Be very afraid
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:56,
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Be afraid - Be very afraid
I think we already are
...
I'd love to play Risk with Bush. But I think I'd start off with Monopoly...
yay to pic
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:57,
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I'd love to play Risk with Bush. But I think I'd start off with Monopoly...
yay to pic
probably best to let him win, though
lest his goons "find" 300 10 megaton nukes in your garage after the game, and your house is ostracised by the international community
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:03,
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"Good morning Mr Bush.
Would you like to play (1) Tic-Tac-Toe or (2) Global Thermonuclear War."
2! 2! 2!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:06,
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2! 2! 2!
which country do you want to invade?
that one.
that one? but that's france - you like france!
that one!
you sure?
that one! theat one! that one!
well ok, but don't you go changing your mind on me. happy?
yeh.
/little britain
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:10,
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that one? but that's france - you like france!
that one!
you sure?
that one! theat one! that one!
well ok, but don't you go changing your mind on me. happy?
yeh.
/little britain
You sure you don't want to invade North Korea?
YES
Ok Then
...
I wanna invade North Korea
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:12,
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Ok Then
...
I wanna invade North Korea
looks as thought he's spilled his ketchup
that sounds like a dubious euphamism
... i wonder if he knows he's looking at it upside down
depending upon the method of mapping you're using, of course
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:58,
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... i wonder if he knows he's looking at it upside down
depending upon the method of mapping you're using, of course
he's looking and pointing at two different places
as if he hasn't got a clue
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:03,
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he's obviously
doubting between Russia and Australia to be next :p
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:13,
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You are an evil person.
You need Pope on a rope to cleanse your soul.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:03,
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thus proving the long suspected connection
between Roman Catholisism and evil
yay! (to the picture, not Catholisism, or evil)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:48,
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yay! (to the picture, not Catholisism, or evil)
one of the things
nazis blamed jews for was that they killed jesus, so we could've known the pope was part of it...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:53,
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pretty obvious...
even a fool could see what he's got to do with all of this...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:55,
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Andrew LlOYd Webber
produced Timmy Mallet's version of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - and for that he must die!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:01,
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Not
entirely sure that he does, but it's probably worth setting up a death camp especially for him, just in case.
Then we can start on everybody who speaks Klingon.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:23,
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Then we can start on everybody who speaks Klingon.
Saw the old cad
writing death threats on 'Elizabeth' the other day, old habits die hard. Quite a good program, but they missed all the best bits, where's the Spanish Armada eh? eh?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:56,
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topical, up to the minute animation
with truly magnificent typeface.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:43,
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yes
strange really as my handwriting sample was an incredibly neat copperplate
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:49,
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Only if
it randomly renders each occurrence of the same letter!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:52,
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I hate him for what
he did to Rick James 'Superfreak' record. It was one of my faves.
I think my wife did a MC Pitman typing course when she was young. She stuck sequins on her typewriter to make it more bling.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:36,
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I think my wife did a MC Pitman typing course when she was young. She stuck sequins on her typewriter to make it more bling.
Not a clue, but yay
Is this what passes for broadband these days? I'm off, this is slower than my 56k...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:44,
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Hold arm vertically,
hand slightly angled over head.
Purse lips (as though you are going to kiss someone).
What is it?
A cat walking away from you!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:43,
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Purse lips (as though you are going to kiss someone).
What is it?
A cat walking away from you!
I'd imagine
that a giant cat is far more expensive than a Welsh Section C, or something.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:43,
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Welsh Section C?
Is that the medical term for giving birth on toast or something?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:02,
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anyone tired this yet?
it looks fun. I wish I had a printer...
www.fontifier.com/
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:33,
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www.fontifier.com/
Hmmm a notorised letter
recommending me for a pay rise you say? Muahahaha
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:35,
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ooooh, super!
i'm still awaiting a "now enter your credit card details" bit though, i've always liked making fonts, but my experience/lazyness has always just extended to making odd versions of normal fonts
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:40,
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"Currently Fontifier is still under development, and there is no charge for the service."
huzzah.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:43,
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huzzah!
You can even use it without a scanner by just MS Paint-ing letters onto the template!
I'm going to make a secret code with all the letters different animals.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:59,
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I'm going to make a secret code with all the letters different animals.
apparently
my resolution is too high. which is odd seeing as i'm just waving it in the general direction of a 10 year old scanner
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:04,
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Well done!
I had to download it and zoom in to see what you did there.
W+Y+H!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:36,
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W+Y+H!
37,
She's lived there for about 15 years.. She's very nice - not at all like me.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:11,
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Took me a while too
Lookes like an f'ed up version of my childhood hometown
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:41,
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Teejay
I am a moderately happy man because today I spotted that my current employers seem to have failed to pay Websense for this year's crappy and apparently arbitrary web-blocking, and I can now rampage around the interweb without being told that (e.g.) helenmirren.com is hideous pr0n unfit to be viewed.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:41,
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i was looking for the quo
but for once, they were no where to be seen
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:46,
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nope - its alright
you just typed it
....unless you have one of those annoying voice recog programmes
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:35,
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....unless you have one of those annoying voice recog programmes
Eye sore
that speech. It was marvellous, especially when he recommended the soapy tit wank next door.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:35,
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Arf
I can't wait for this tonight - its Colonel Dick & his unfeasable moustache
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:32,
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Now that sounds good.
Shame it's on at the same time as Stargate.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:33,
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This week
Ive mostly been watching pie. and "shattered" although I dont know why
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:32,
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its not a picture - but b4 you execute me - here's a poem for amazon girl
Oh girl of the mysterious forest
where exotic creatures dwell
A hunting ground for florists
Fantabulous flowers they hope to sell
Come to me, my beauty
Angel of my heart
Your 'region' does smell fruity
Except for when you fart
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:22,
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where exotic creatures dwell
A hunting ground for florists
Fantabulous flowers they hope to sell
Come to me, my beauty
Angel of my heart
Your 'region' does smell fruity
Except for when you fart
Awwww
First it's poetry, then little gifts left on the doorstep, a bunch of Roses, a small bottle of perfume. Then, the hiding in bushes, steaming open of mail, restraining order.
Ah, young love
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:25,
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Ah, young love
I read that as
"little gifs left on the doorstep"
Perhaps I spend too much time lurking on here...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:31,
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Perhaps I spend too much time lurking on here...
Qaramark is 5601
im a space age baby who suckles on the tits of oppression
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:29,
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sir, i demand satisfaction
i challenge you to a duel of wits and words - you bumbaclerk
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:28,
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you pale in comparison to my shining wit
you lesser quimtumbler!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:30,
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cease and desist this stupidity
for thou hast the brain pan of a lesser spotted lycanthrope!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:35,
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i aint no werewolf
and how it is possible not to spot werewolves
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:36,
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A young fellow called Qaramarak
Went on the literary attack
His words were OK
But his poetry was all gay
And he ended up looking a spak
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:32,
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His words were OK
But his poetry was all gay
And he ended up looking a spak
oh dear
that was truly diabolical
"his poetry was all gay"
WTF were you thinking
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:33,
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"his poetry was all gay"
WTF were you thinking
it doesn't scan too well does it
but I wanted a b3ta reference
and not much rhymes with furtive
and "all your base ....." is a bit long
\excuses
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:37,
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and not much rhymes with furtive
and "all your base ....." is a bit long
\excuses
nah
actually it wasn't bad
but yours had bad intentions - to hurt my feelings
mine was an expression of love for AG
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:38,
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but yours had bad intentions - to hurt my feelings
mine was an expression of love for AG
Qaramarak is a luverly bloke
Quite the finest of all b3tan folk
His intentions are fine
His poetry sublime
But the twunt really can't take a joke
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:43,
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His intentions are fine
His poetry sublime
But the twunt really can't take a joke
shut up SHUT UP
they'll be singing it in the streets sooon - and then ill look like a real fool
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34,
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are you really that eager for me to insult you back to the byzantine age?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:48,
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Rather worryingly is the fact that
the tiara and dress suits him...
WOO
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:23,
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WOO
if youve got lazers
then theres surely no need for the dynamite
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:32,
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I suspect that was really his wife
and there was no shoppage.
His wife and he have fully interchangeable parts.
edit/ bloody well done though.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:25,
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His wife and he have fully interchangeable parts.
edit/ bloody well done though.
hahahahahahhahahaha
Ive had a Brian May Idea im my head for a while, im gonna go ahead with it soon...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:25,
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so AG
you interested in a 19 year old guy with respecatble teeth and a love of ga-trolls.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:30,
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