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Important Safety Tip #1

Always be careful not to accidently point your satellite
dish at a planet inhabited by large floating beings with
big glowing eyes who don't like that sort of thing.

(yakmonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

I'll try not to.

Thanks for the advice!!

(

Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

no problem

congrats on making it around the sun again.

(yakmonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

ta muchly

I'm sure that thanks to your post, I shall have a better chance of managing another one too!

:)

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)

that is amazing and wonderful!

woo and yay!

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

i like this

lots

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

indeed!

woo to that.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

hahahahah

the animation is woo
and the info made me larf

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

ooooooh

more of that sort of thing
please

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amon - hooray :D, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)

makes me glad i don't have a satellite dish...

woo yay!

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)

Lovely

and absolutely smashing

(kohoutec, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:36, archived)

Very nice -

what's it made in?

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:37, archived)

just fireworks.

nothing fancy

(yakmonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:40, archived)

arf, very uh huh

indeed

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)

cheap and lazy, just like me

(John Doe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

i laughed

woo

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

not that one!

thats fuckin scary

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

never been on a trip

I'm a good girl

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)

nor me

been sick in the corner of my room though

(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)

hahah, yeah i've done both in the same evening :)

(John Doe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

Twas

xmas eve/day last year. Thought it was a great idea at the time.

Note to self. Never drink port...EVER

(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

Oooh

I blacked out on Port. I thought I was just getting undressed for bed normally but my husband says I would start to take off a shoe and sit there for 5 minutes not moving. I was also telling my tooth brush to be quiet because it would wake everyone up

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)

port?!

jesus man are you mad!?

(John Doe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)

The gaffer of the pub i play footie for was handing it out.

Mixed it with a few carlings and WKD (Don't ask)

(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)

i hope you mean you had a few drinks including port carling and wkd, rather than you had one big drink, of the three combined :/

(John Doe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:37, archived)

Yes, the former...

(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:57, archived)

don't go it can get TOO strange!

(blind corner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

Do it!

It can get TOO strange!

(

helmetcream, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)

i smoked too many skunk blunts once

and couldn't move all day.
that's as close to a trip as i've got.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)

not counting

day trips with coconuts?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)

owww

my eyes...

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

Happy brithday for tomorrow

you young little wipper snapper

It's down hill after 21 you know

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

thanks

I think...

(

Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)

downhill faster than you could ever imagine

and I'm only 23

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)

so am I

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)

ZE GOGGLES!

etc...

(DeviousMiscreant, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

Sorry i was eating a crescent roll

and i thought of this

(well fuck that, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)

crescent roll?

isn't that just a croissant?

arf to pic though

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)

im american are we supposed to spell it right

im american are we supposed to spell it right

j/k no there is a special type calle dthe crescent it shaped lieka moon..my kid likes them and the wife finds them easy to make

(well fuck that, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)

in america do you say everything twice?

in america do you say everything twice?
/jk

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)

No!

He's just using the subject line correctly.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)

RE: sublect line

lets not get started with that again!

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)

im american do you typo everything twice

im american do you typo everything twice

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)

he he

arf! i didnt notice that!
hi im an America are you England?

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)

i'm wales.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

I'm Southern Lancashire

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)

im in englander

but I understand the lingo the other side of the pond. Went to uni there.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

The Pond!?!??!

I like to think of it as The Atlantic Ocean. Ponds have nice ducks. The Atlantic Ocean is cold, smelly and dangerous, like my bedroom

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)

in american?

where's american?

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)

i think it was a random american

who ate him and all the pies

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:54, archived)

so they're not just croissant?

I don't know, I've never had that much experience with Pilsbury dough products

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)

hmm

www.pillsbury.com/Images/View/crescentrolls/CresOrgFrnt.jpg

(well fuck that, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)

the link

shows that americans arent stupid

just american companies

(well fuck that, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

or...

they are two different items that look similar.

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

Freedom Rolls!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

During the second world war

the American soldiers re-name sauerkraut as Liberty Cabbage

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

you've gone too far with your so-called facts, this time!

i refuse to believe that! it's too funny!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)

it's true though

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:36, archived)

OMG!

its a croissant!!!!

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)

do you think

that americans could actually be arsed to
try and say croissant?
they call yorkshire puddings "pop overs"
for gods sake!

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)

pop overs?

bizarre!

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)

americans ?

wierd!

(

amon - hooray :D, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)

bizarre

and wrong

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)

indeed

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

is that what a pop over is?

I wondered. Last time I was over there my mother-in-law asked if I wanted some...I hadn't a clue what she was going on about, I thought it had something to do with socks

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)

if your mother in law did cook socks and offer you some

would you accept it?

You don't see that one in etiquette books!

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

I would politely refuse

saying that unfortunatly I have an alergy to socks

I had to say much the same thing when she made some chicken curry with rice...obviously I replaced the word 'socks' with 'rice'

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

strange!

i usually make chicken curry with chicken
/pedant

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

well

my mother in law is strange

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)

well

chinese people call chinese food, food.

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)

People in Suffolk

call them "batter puddings"

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)

people in suffolk call a roof

a ruff

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

I don't

then again I'm not genetically a Suffolk local.

(

Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)

Lowestoft is more Norfolk in my eyes anyway!

;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)

that's a lovely name for them

i will call them pop overs from now on

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)

I think croissants are more butter filled

also they have to be made by a shrugging French baker with a chip on his shoulder smoking a Gitanes Blondes

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)

Butter filled?

Err... you're not a baker are you :-)

(eight, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)

they have a lot of butter

in them

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

As part of the recipe

yes... but it's not a filling, there's a bit of a difference.

(eight, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)

for those whom liek butter

www.pillsbury.com/Images/View/crescentrolls/NewButterFlake-1-03.jpg

(well fuck that, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)

so does my girlfriend

unfortunately.

(

Jay, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)

Run out of

k-y?

(eight, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)

have you been watching last tango in paris

again?

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

you don't want to use Tango

you'd be better off with marmalade (but be quick)

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)

just a keen admirer of the dough-chucker's art

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)

you big puff

pastry fan

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amon - hooray :D, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

croissants are flakier

i think

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)

THANKS!

(Leah, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)

he was such a joker

but the photographer wasn't going to complain, he'd heard "stories" about this fella

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)

how

rare!

woot.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)

I like that a lot

woo.

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)

it amuses me muchly

that there is a hitler bandwagon

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)

i apologise

as i started it when i did a very poor hitler dancing thing after seeing a tv programme about ww2 weapons :/

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)

i do hope

he becomes a meme

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)

sarcasm.

i see

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)

no i'm genuine

entirely!

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)

I can see your point in a way

high time the runty little git gave the world some hummus

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)

i thought he was a meme

already

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)

Hee hee

Not as bad as when we had the "What if the Nazis won the war?" compo yet..!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)

aye

i do hope i don't become the catalyst for a despised bandwagon, that would be most heinous

/bill and ted

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

I was shopping Hitler

back when he was still alive. To me, there are a triumvirate of classic comedy characters: Hitler, Mussolini and Jesus. They CANNOT be beaten.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)

that is odd but woo

very woo.

(yakmonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)

sorry, but

can i ask, is there anyway to get a avi video file onto image ready or photoshop to play around with it? each frame is always white

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)

you need a frame capturerererer

i used to have one but now can't rmember what it was

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)

so five "r"'s is it?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)

just keep going

till you see the light

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)

Bert

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)

Use irfanview...

it's tiny and useful... it will convert each frame into a JPEG.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)

I don't know

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)

Can you convert the avi to quicktime?

I think you can import quicktime movies into photoshop/image ready

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)

how would i go about doing that, my dear?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)

I use Quicktime Pro

But I am a Mac person, although it is available for P.C. too.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:35, archived)

Who would win?

(bitdifferent, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)

our Brian.

no contest.

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)

seconded

Rolf's is a junior beard. Only David Bellamy would have a chance. And he wouldn't stand a chance

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)

wow

david bellamy mania has swept the nation, it was only the other night at the pub a mate asked what had happened to him, and a guy at work today asked the very same question out of the blue!

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)

A bloke out of Blue asked you

what had happened to David Bellamy? Hungry for knowledge, aren't the little blighters?

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)

Damn right

Rolf is strictly little league!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)

but he's a better painter

he can paint an entire apartment, one afternoon, two coats

sorry

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)

Duh

Has to be BB. Now THAT is a beard. Woo.

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useful_idiot, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)

BB has mr spocks eyebrow`s

(Leah, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)

If that is the case

then whose eyebrows does Mr. Spock have? Or is he just eyebrowless?

/coat

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useful_idiot, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)

he got some of a grave he rifled

he weighted the coffin with bags of sugar and old grumble mags, hoping no-one would ever exume Karl Marx and find out

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)

oh my god!

that man on the right looks just like.......
Brian blessed!(Saddam Hussein)

eep

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)

harris

would stuff a digerydoo up blessed's arse causing his bowel to empty

(John Doe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)

Brian, every time

now Blessed Vs. Bellamy...that would be a match worth seeing

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)

Wheeee!

(kohoutec, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)

nice duck!

woo

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5olly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)

that looks like fun

until the swan turns... nasty things, swans

great pic

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)

how marvelously jolly

pearoast

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)

(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)

wah!

beautiful!
Back of the net!
and other manly sayings!

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

Continuing my crap efforts

A pointless dancing adolf inspired by the one below

(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)

dancing?

looks more like he's getting impatient/bored waiting to go tobogganing with his little friends

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nocarrier, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:02, archived)

nah

he's kicking a puppy immediately behind him...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)

he was a terrific dancer

and could paint an entire apartment, one afternoon, two coats

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)

heh heh

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)

I am the writer...

...I out-rank you!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)

Hitler wasn't gay

Nope...not at all

(Ellis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)

not at all

but he drove all the boys wild in his short-shorts

(

nocarrier, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:04, archived)

he wasn't, he just liked

having little girls piss on him

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:04, archived)

he loved his niece though

so much that he shot her. Does true love run any deeper?

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)

I distinctly remember

poo being involved...with regards to his niece....

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jme, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:07, archived)

maybe she liked it up both pipes?

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)

I think it was more to do with him

liking it out of both pipes...

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jme, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)

she shot herself

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)

And what's wrong with that?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)

good question

remember the old song, "Thank Heavens for Little Girls (pissing on you)"

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)

prefer little boys myself

but they won't let me near the prep school any more.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)

A big thank you

To whoever posted the Photoshop Bling Tutorial link at juggopop.com! I think it turned out rather well...

I've also found these useful

www.webclipart.com/photoshop-tips.html

Anyone else have some favorite potatoshop tutorial sites?

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nocarrier, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:57, archived)

yes

yes i have

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)

he he he

evil git!!!

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)

I have

few bookmarked, but never bothered to actually read any...

No wonder I'm still crap at tattyswap.

Woo to your pic though!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)

there's a bling filter coming out

in the new photoshop.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:02, archived)

Hmmm...

www.phong.com
www.teamphotoshop.com
www.eyeball-design.com
...and of course this

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helmetcream, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:02, archived)

i like phong

first tutorials i ever used.

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_null_, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:07, archived)

thanks!!

those should keep me busy for a while

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nocarrier, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)

dammit

why no one tell me about these tips sites before i went for expensive PhotoShop training....?

[woo on the short url...join the club!]

(

JJ, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)

Yes.

www.themanwhofellasleep.com/ - it's not strictly Photoshop, and it's not strictly tutorials, but it's my site and it is educational.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)

are these

photoshop tutorials able to translate to being useful for paintshop?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:10, archived)

Most functions

have an equivalent in Paint Shop Pro.

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helmetcream, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)

Yes

Also PSP is far less scary.

*cowers in fear of photoshop*

(

useful_idiot, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)

I recommend confronting

your fear. Photoshop sweats class without even trying.
I used to be afraid of The GIMP, now I execute with impunity!

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helmetcream, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)

Not dondrification.

Dondrification has no equivalents.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)

There are some nice

ones here: www.polykarbon.com/tutorials/index.htm

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)

biggerize it

('Andeh', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:56, archived)

chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!

chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!chump!

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)

I don't like that character.

But that's hardly your fault.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)

The Badgers did it

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:51, archived)

I only added the nose, the scarey part is the rest is all real

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)

scariest ever real photo:

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)

hmmmmm

/needs a piss now

(

5olly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)

that's one for Up The Arse Corner in Viz

submit it immediately*

*unless she actually WAS being done up the arse, then it doesn't count

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)

and a repost

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barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:57, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)

is that his

or her mouth?

woo anyhow

('Andeh', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)

his I think

Quite amazingly similar, hence the shop

edit - yeah, here's where I got the source pic: www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=pob

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barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)

/ye olde wagon :)

(Mr Flibble, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)

she still looks nice

(Leah, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:58, archived)

NO not that one! JEEZ

(Leah, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)

got a bit of a split personality

problem eh?

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Darkedge, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)

Ha ha ha

wotcha mate.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)

YES

I am a gemini! (the twins)

(Leah, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)

bit late

(Fort, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)

thats brill!

(Leah, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)

Quick!!

Get in before it closes

(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)

so funny

that must be the most darn hilarious thing iv ever seen. wel dun.

(anon_12765, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:56, archived)

I don't know

that face looks a bit more like a dog than a badger to me, it was a joint job! *looks around suspiciously at the nearest badger*

TJ: Is there a list of all the previous icons somewhere with dates and things?

(

anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)

well, that just about does it

they give cows TB, Asians SARS and now they've done 'it'. They just get me so mad...

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)

that's no badger

it's an imposter

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:53, archived)

it`s an american badger

I think?

(Leah, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:54, archived)

i know

and american badgers are imposters... duh!

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)

100% Fact:

Anything British is better then the American version.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)

Yes, it's an ugly dumb-looking American

badger

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)

Yes

Here's the source if anyone is interested
www.westwildcon.org/photo/gallery/badger.jpg

(

It's a yank badger - bah!

here's what a British Badger would look like if it was shiny and spinning and staring on both side of it's face in a Swift 3D characterisation kind of way

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)

I like British badgers

but I've never seen one.

incidentally, please no-one trot out the usual response I get to this statement: "I've seen a dead one", that makes me sad

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:57, archived)

i see them when i walk to my mum's house in the dark, snuffling around

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)

i believe if you look at my profile

it mentions that i've seen them many times

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)

I once married a badger you know

bloody hopeless at washing up, and a bit rough in bed.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)

told you to trim her

claws...

(

Darkedge, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:04, archived)

I've seen several

live ones - they are mahoosive

(

Darkedge, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:04, archived)

bendigedig.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:53, archived)

heh

you think the one on the bottom right is aimed at us?

www.isketch.net/instructions/rules.shtml

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)

he he

I saw that, then went back to the b3ta game and there was a cock just like that one

(

anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:58, archived)

hahahahaha.

class.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)

Chicken Noir

"I spent last night in some seedy
barn peckin' at my sorrows. When
I woke up this mornin' there was
panic in the coop - the eggs were
missin'. I got a bad feelin' Cool
Hand Luke was back in town..."

(

helmetcream, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:49, archived)

The Maltese Falcon'll

kick his arse.

w/y/h!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:50, archived)

The Millennium Falcon will then

kick The Maltese Falcon's arse.

woo yay for the pic

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:51, archived)

The great ocelot of Berkshire

will kick the Millenium Falcon's arse

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)

oo!

classy!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:50, archived)

Hoooray!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)

shamefully bad

but glastonbridge west now has broadband! hurrah!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)

and tescos have started selling quorn roasts again!

rejoice!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:48, archived)

Mmmm...

Quorn.

(

helmetcream, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:50, archived)

ham

Brian Blessed?

(Leah, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:50, archived)

Quorn Roast!

I had that for christmas, it was yummy

(Ellis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:50, archived)

i had one tonight

and a glass of red wine to celebrate. for some reason i couldn't find any for about a month and a half leading up to christmas though!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)

It's the best meat-substitute

It's the most realistic.

Yay for vege-me-tarianism!

(Ellis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:53, archived)

i'm not sure

i think it's much better than real meat. i am coming to the conclusion that chickens are nothing but quorn substitute

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:54, archived)

Haha

Good idea. Vegetarian bacon is better too, less salty and artery-clogging

(Ellis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)

my plan worked!
MWAH HA HA HA!!

(

helmetcream, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:54, archived)

...

!!!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)

bastard.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:51, archived)

That must be why I'm

laughing like a mouse in a nitrous oxide tank.

w/y/h for the punnage!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:49, archived)

Scary goings on up there...

Is nowhere safe?

(bitdifferent, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:46, archived)

I missed the start of this particular meme

Who the hell are those guys??

(

nocarrier, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:48, archived)

they are the creative genius

behind and in front of Satus Quo.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:50, archived)

if you're not joking

then you clearly have a life outside of b3ta. bad person.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:51, archived)

a life? only occasionally

(

nocarrier, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)

repost

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)

So bad...

that nobody dignifies it with a response!

(bitdifferent, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:48, archived)

rockin' all over

the world.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:49, archived)

His invasion of Britain would have been succesful...

If only he could be arsed...

(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:40, archived)

the lazy fucker

woo yay!

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:41, archived)

the comfy chair!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)

Is that stain on the photograph

or is he blowing smoke out of his mouth?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:45, archived)

It's a big finger.

He's just won the lottery.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)

no, it's definitely stalin.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)

Friendly Uncle Joe Stalin

the uncle that you never want to visit.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:49, archived)

Joe Stalin

was a total cunt: 100% fact

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:50, archived)

110% fact in Social Realistic terms

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)

Stalin made Hitler look like

a homosexual flatulent small minded pathetic Austrian twonk in comparison. Those two were lucky I wasn't about, cos I would have given them such a slapping you wouldn't believe it

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:54, archived)

I agree with every you say other than the homosexual bit

nothing wrong with gay people - as gay shift tends to show ;)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)

or flatulent people

point taken.

oh or Austrians. I'll revise my statement thus: what a pair of bastards

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)

It's a crude spliff, smoke and smoke from his mouth.

I'll get me photoshop coat...

(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:49, archived)

heheh

woo to that!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:10, archived)

dark tunnel,dog steps out......oh it was so simple

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)

AAARRGGHH! The dog of peril!

/runs away

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:40, archived)

i think one of the main things that killed her

was the fact she wasn't wearing a frigging seatbelt, what better way to get the belt up message across

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:40, archived)

oddly

I think the Royal family wanted her to belt up.

(

barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:41, archived)

boom boom

(Its him, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:41, archived)

haha

*breathes*

(

5olly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)

i always thought that bloody stupid

all that sympathy, and that might well've saved her, especially as she was in the back.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:42, archived)

yeah, she probably injured her body guard or even

killed the driver, like in those adverts

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:43, archived)

Alternatively, like in the film Species

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:45, archived)

but probably less nudity

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:45, archived)

And a

better plot.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)

that is actually bloody lethal.

i was at a crash site recently where that'd happened. not nice.

however, in this case...i don't think that was the problem for the front occupants.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)

yeah

anyone who's been in even a small crash knows that the seatbelt really does stop you going through the windscreen/driver/front passenger.

(

Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:48, archived)

yeah.

when i was 17 i broadsided a vehicle that turned across me in traffic with no warning. i would definitely have cracked my head on the windshield of the truck i was driving if i'd not been belted.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:53, archived)

This would be the "Dark Forces"

Muhammod Al Fayed is talking of.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:41, archived)

hooray!

dead famous people are funny.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:46, archived)

4 Months Running

(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)

i used to work with him

he was a twunt

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)

it's his/her high workrate

and their proclivity towards accepting bumsex in lieu of actual payment that gets them this great honour

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:38, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:38, archived)

yay?

i'm late for the pub.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)

i'm sure it won't mind

waiting.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:40, archived)

nevertheless i shall proceed rapidly to its location

in order to partake in the communal consumption of fermented vegetable products with the goal of achieving an altered state of semi-consciousness

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:43, archived)

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