
If my new w/y was ready I'd give you that, but instead you'll have to make do with this one:

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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42,
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I thought it didn't need shopping. what does "berk? jinxx?" mean?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:40,
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and berk and jinxx are two b3tans i was trying to contact...
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42,
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or have i been on the drugs too long?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:51,
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the answer to both of my questions is 'yes'
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:58,
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I don't have freakin' shop at work, but i still want to play
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:04,
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I may have to do the washing up...

edit - smaller image
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:26,
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edit - smaller image

Or dye your arm yellow and become a hand double for the simpsons
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/Damn - Its got too many fingers on it. scurries around looking for other jpg

I know a guy with only three fingers & a thumb on each hand. He was born like it - no slicing and dicing involved.
The medical world kind of sort it along the lines of Webbed feet and fingers, just rare'r.
Really cool guy but I cant figure out which finger he would put his wedding ring on...
Thankyou.
EDIT: I guess no one believes me, ohwell... I am telling the truth
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:30,
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The medical world kind of sort it along the lines of Webbed feet and fingers, just rare'r.
Really cool guy but I cant figure out which finger he would put his wedding ring on...
Thankyou.
EDIT: I guess no one believes me, ohwell... I am telling the truth

I knew a boy with webbed feet.
He was a good swimmer.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:36,
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He was a good swimmer.

with webbed feet live longer, don't know why, sciencey reasons to do with cells living longer.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:41,
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and made a pact with the amphibious devil.
Nothing to do with science.
unless it was bad science
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:44,
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Nothing to do with science.
unless it was bad science

I wonder if it has any other handy mutant benefits, e.g. sounding like Merman (from the HeMan cartoons) when you talk? That would be cool. Maybe it kicks in at puberty...
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:46,
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if he didn't swim well. It would just take the Irony out of it, and I love the taste of sweet, natural irony-
and honey too :-)
Thankyou.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42,
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and honey too :-)
Thankyou.

the penguin's gonna drown!
that's very adorable, woo.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:12,
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that's very adorable, woo.

it was a week after i had bought seamonkeys.
when we got home my father put the goldfish in with the seamonkeys.
the goldfish ate every last seamonkey.
one by one.
and then it died.
edit: sorry, it is woo indeed. i just got a little lost in traumatic childhood revery
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:14,
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when we got home my father put the goldfish in with the seamonkeys.
the goldfish ate every last seamonkey.
one by one.
and then it died.
edit: sorry, it is woo indeed. i just got a little lost in traumatic childhood revery

go nature! break a child's heart!
nature vs. children 1:0
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:15,
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nature vs. children 1:0

After Stan passed away, Hilda died of a broken heart, despite our best efforts to revive her with a drop of whisky.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16,
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he loved it so much he hugged it to death.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:17,
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and it ate the fish
and then i had a fish that ate the other fish.
and then something ate it.
the only other fish i had at that stage was an "algae eater" with a wee mouth and it wasn't physically capable of eating other fish.
and then it got ate
either i had an invisible fish that ate fish or the fish had found an escape tunnel
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:19,
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and then i had a fish that ate the other fish.
and then something ate it.
the only other fish i had at that stage was an "algae eater" with a wee mouth and it wasn't physically capable of eating other fish.
and then it got ate
either i had an invisible fish that ate fish or the fish had found an escape tunnel

and they ate themselves.
or in my case, my first goldfish became bloated and exploded in his tank.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:20,
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or in my case, my first goldfish became bloated and exploded in his tank.

and likes a good fry-up now and then when you're not home.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:20,
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my cat did eat my pet lizards, but the only time I saw a cat actually managing to get into the fish tank, it was rather shocked to discover it was full of water

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guppys are crap fish
they get eaten by other fish, and even snails
(imagine a half eaten guppy held to the side of the tank by rabid snails)
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:21,
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they get eaten by other fish, and even snails
(imagine a half eaten guppy held to the side of the tank by rabid snails)

my advice is not to feed them on an exclusive diet of chocolate swiss roll.
Size, yes.
Longevity, no.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:35,
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Size, yes.
Longevity, no.

in the days when he was TVs 'The Equaliser'

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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:10,
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for the SHOP THE UNDEAD challenge.
even if it's a one man challenge... by me.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:13,
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even if it's a one man challenge... by me.

woo!
don't forget it was my idea and I get a percentage of the profits.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:47,
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don't forget it was my idea and I get a percentage of the profits.

the nerve! isn't that just like the system!
I'm being oppressed by the man! help!
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:53,
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I'm being oppressed by the man! help!

i'm building up the back catalogue at the moment so by the law of averages i should win.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:15,
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Im scared of zombies, especially after the zombie humping me incident in Zelda OOT.
Cant wait for shaun of the dead though :D
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16,
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Cant wait for shaun of the dead though :D

SOTD looks superb. After seeing it trailered, I rushed home to watch Spaced to get "all giddy" in anticipation.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:19,
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as a colouring book. You'd make millions
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:19,
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Better than the silly cut out doll, n , clothes things i got as a kid (there still cool)
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:22,
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then the Equaliser would've starred Ewar Woowar...
100% FACT!
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:22,
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100% FACT!

one of the worlds greatest worst jokes.
If we didn't have the letter D, you couldn't say didn't.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:29,
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If we didn't have the letter D, you couldn't say didn't.

so many people say 'innit', perchance?
Doesn't work as a visual gag does it?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:35,
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Doesn't work as a visual gag does it?

*falls out of consciousness*
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:06,
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A yak on crack or smack ain't whack, take it back..
Sit on the back of a yak and snack
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:08,
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Sit on the back of a yak and snack


You know all those things that you don't know how they work? Like physics and washing machines and cars and stuff?
Well it's all done by Magical Space Mice.
And that's 100% TRUE that is.

I did it for my girlfriend, she gets confused...
(...and she's going to read this and there'll be hell to pay. I love you darling :) )
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:11,
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(...and she's going to read this and there'll be hell to pay. I love you darling :) )

nickname is Spacemouse. But she couldn't do magic..
Or tractors
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:11,
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Or tractors

..that's quite horrible (and as a TJ aside - i just discovered i missed the chance to buy a gameboy advance for 29.99 on the game website - very annoying)
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:57,
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that is quite nice.
i have a GBA - must get back into looking at all the goodness there is for it
do you know of a central site for all GBA related stuff?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:38,
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i have a GBA - must get back into looking at all the goodness there is for it
do you know of a central site for all GBA related stuff?

passed me by.
Winners Dinners anyone?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:01,
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Winners Dinners anyone?

or the fact that my monitor is like 10m away but i read that as "i was just typing to get rid of a spider....
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:12,
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funnily enough i did do that the othere day, but i dont really feel up to it today
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:21,
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don't feed him after midnight!
Which is all the time basically!
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:53,
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Which is all the time basically!

I was like 11, sitting there going, "wait... when is midnight over? eight o' clock? nine? one? one minute after after midnight? i.e. 12:02? does the sun have to come up? what if you live in iceland? what if it's dark for 6 months? when does it get food? what if it's still on chinese time? what time is it china right now? where is this taking place? what constitutes as food? what if I sneezed in his mouth, would that be food? is there food in the air? what if I gave it to him intraveneously? what if I gave him antibiotics? is that food?"
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:06,
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and everyone else was just saying "SSSSSHHHHHH!"
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:14,
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otherwise you'd never find out
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:51,
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you could send that to a card company :D (I'd buy it.)
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:49,
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cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2378564483&category=32875
I think they do a Goatse version with tiny rotating blades.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40,
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I think they do a Goatse version with tiny rotating blades.
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