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# He loves lunchtimes
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:41, archived)
# oh God!
he ate Svenno!

(must be hungry)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:41, archived)
# woo!
fantastic!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# oh
and how is yahoo for hosting pictures?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# crap.
msn are better
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Awwww! He so cute!
Apart from the claws an' stuff.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# i like that
lots
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)
# that is so cute
I must squash them both.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Urgh
I hate babies
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Lovely.
If my new w/y was ready I'd give you that, but instead you'll have to make do with this one:
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I watched that three times....
wow
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Make it a 280!
w00t!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# ahhhh
hes so cute and cuddly...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# he makes me smile
:)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Woo!
Proper Job!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# yay, I love that man,
and want to bear his children
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# So do I
But I just can't get him to look at me :(
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:55, archived)
# perhaps if you were his sister.....
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Woo!
Scrapheap Challenge/Scrappy Races rock
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Is that psyduck?
*puts forefingers on either side of head*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)
# What a great expression.
Your stuff rocks *and* rules.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Sorry.....Fat Dominos
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:36, archived)
# I read that as fat domos
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)
# is that shopped?
berk?, jinxx? either of you lurking?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)
# sorry...fat dominos
I thought it didn't need shopping. what does "berk? jinxx?" mean?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:40, archived)
#
bits of peoples user names
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# kept in
a box, only to be used in an emergency
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)
# EVERYTHING posted here must be shopped or linked too.....
and berk and jinxx are two b3tans i was trying to contact...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# not everything
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)
# wasn't there an unshopped challenge?
or have i been on the drugs too long?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# there was a real life photoshop challenge
that what ya meant?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:56, archived)
# having thought about it
the answer to both of my questions is 'yes'
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:58, archived)
# photoshop
I don't have freakin' shop at work, but i still want to play
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:04, archived)
# robotron #2
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:27, archived)
# YAY
I like fish
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Me too!
*goes to take a cold shower*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Dont tell my wife where to get the gloves from
I may have to do the washing up...



edit - smaller image
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Get a liver disease
Or dye your arm yellow and become a hand double for the simpsons
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Here's one I did for our last chrismas party (Theme : Adams Family)


/Damn - Its got too many fingers on it. scurries around looking for other jpg
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:30, archived)
# nice cauterising action there.
woo!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Um
I know a guy with only three fingers & a thumb on each hand. He was born like it - no slicing and dicing involved.

The medical world kind of sort it along the lines of Webbed feet and fingers, just rare'r.

Really cool guy but I cant figure out which finger he would put his wedding ring on...

Thankyou.

EDIT: I guess no one believes me, ohwell... I am telling the truth
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I believe you.
I knew a boy with webbed feet.

He was a good swimmer.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:36, archived)
# People
with webbed feet live longer, don't know why, sciencey reasons to do with cells living longer.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Ohwell
I've only got double-joined toes *shrugs*


Thankyou.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# it's because they are evil
and made a pact with the amphibious devil.

Nothing to do with science.

unless it was bad science
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I think I've heard that before.
I wonder if it has any other handy mutant benefits, e.g. sounding like Merman (from the HeMan cartoons) when you talk? That would be cool. Maybe it kicks in at puberty...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# It would be abit sad
if he didn't swim well. It would just take the Irony out of it, and I love the taste of sweet, natural irony-
and honey too :-)

Thankyou.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# How cruel!
He was very small, if that's any consolation...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:00, archived)
# you're welcome
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:37, archived)
# 70s revival night isn't always a success


/quick/dirty
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Hmm


100 posts already, I'm getting far too addicted.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:24, archived)
# were they all as quality
as this one?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:29, archived)
# It took you long enough to get them
;)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Top notch
meme bashing!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:36, archived)
# hoooooooooooowl
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Well I like it
woo to you
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# .
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:11, archived)
# oh my god!
the penguin's gonna drown!

that's very adorable, woo.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:12, archived)
# i'm more worried
about the poor baby seal.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:14, archived)
# lets go clubbing!
.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:17, archived)
# i won a goldfish in a bag once
it was a week after i had bought seamonkeys.

when we got home my father put the goldfish in with the seamonkeys.

the goldfish ate every last seamonkey.
one by one.
and then it died.

edit: sorry, it is woo indeed. i just got a little lost in traumatic childhood revery
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:14, archived)
# woohoo!
go nature! break a child's heart!

nature vs. children 1:0
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:15, archived)
# I AM GOD
OF THE SEA PEOPLE!

/south park
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I used to have 2 goldfish called Stan and Hilda
After Stan passed away, Hilda died of a broken heart, despite our best efforts to revive her with a drop of whisky.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16, archived)
# my father had a turtle
he loved it so much he hugged it to death.

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:17, archived)
# i had a crab in my fishtank once
and it ate the fish

and then i had a fish that ate the other fish.

and then something ate it.

the only other fish i had at that stage was an "algae eater" with a wee mouth and it wasn't physically capable of eating other fish.

and then it got ate

either i had an invisible fish that ate fish or the fish had found an escape tunnel
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:19, archived)
# or you were'nt feeding them
and they ate themselves.

or in my case, my first goldfish became bloated and exploded in his tank.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:20, archived)
# or your dad is a prat
and likes a good fry-up now and then when you're not home.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:20, archived)
# mind you
my cat did eat my pet lizards, but the only time I saw a cat actually managing to get into the fish tank, it was rather shocked to discover it was full of water
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:23, archived)
# dad.
not cat.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:26, archived)
# dad, cat
what's the difference?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:29, archived)
# hmmm...
I have to go lie down and think about that.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:29, archived)
# cat
or chips?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:34, archived)
# excuse me.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:32, archived)
# my brother had a guppy
guppys are crap fish

they get eaten by other fish, and even snails

(imagine a half eaten guppy held to the side of the tank by rabid snails)

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:21, archived)
# for prolonged fish life
my advice is not to feed them on an exclusive diet of chocolate swiss roll.

Size, yes.
Longevity, no.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Zombie lives dressing up as Edward Woodward
in the days when he was TVs 'The Equaliser'
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:10, archived)
# He looks like he's about to
Flash his winkie !
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:11, archived)
# you're going to have to repost these all next week
for the SHOP THE UNDEAD challenge.

even if it's a one man challenge... by me.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:13, archived)
# I think
Zombie World is splendid idea for a compo.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:15, archived)
# I suggested
it to chthonic
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:32, archived)
# yay rogan!
woo!
don't forget it was my idea and I get a percentage of the profits.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)
# I think
it was Rogans you know.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)
# what?
the nerve! isn't that just like the system!
I'm being oppressed by the man! help!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:53, archived)
# yes
i'm building up the back catalogue at the moment so by the law of averages i should win.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Nooooo
I want a paintmash movie poster theme :(
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Woo!
Im scared of zombies, especially after the zombie humping me incident in Zelda OOT.
Cant wait for shaun of the dead though :D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Agreed
SOTD looks superb. After seeing it trailered, I rushed home to watch Spaced to get "all giddy" in anticipation.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:19, archived)
# You should publish these
as a colouring book. You'd make millions
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I love Colouring in books
Better than the silly cut out doll, n , clothes things i got as a kid (there still cool)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Bored....
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:21, archived)
# If we didn't have the letter D
then the Equaliser would've starred Ewar Woowar...

100% FACT!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:22, archived)
# You've just butchered
one of the worlds greatest worst jokes.

If we didn't have the letter D, you couldn't say didn't.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Which explains why
so many people say 'innit', perchance?

Doesn't work as a visual gag does it?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Your Zombie
Pics are Woo, keep them coming :)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Weeee yakky goodness
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:04, archived)
# yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak...
*falls out of consciousness*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:06, archived)
# yakkety yak
nice
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:06, archived)
# dont talk back...
woo ya...k.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Yak attack
A yak on crack or smack ain't whack, take it back..
Sit on the back of a yak and snack
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Ack!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:10, archived)
# break da beat zack!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:14, archived)
# This is rather nice.
yay to you.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:10, archived)
# yakmonkey tested, yakmonkey approved™
woo yay!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Yaks are
yaktastic.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16, archived)
# It's 100% TRUE


You know all those things that you don't know how they work? Like physics and washing machines and cars and stuff?

Well it's all done by Magical Space Mice.

And that's 100% TRUE that is.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)
# beautiful
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Thank you
I did it for my girlfriend, she gets confused...

(...and she's going to read this and there'll be hell to pay. I love you darling :) )
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Even tractors?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Yes, even tractors
And sound (including the radio)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Jimmy Saville?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:14, archived)
# no nono!
There's no reason behind him.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16, archived)
# My ex -girfriends'
nickname is Spacemouse. But she couldn't do magic..
Or tractors
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Page 670 of the medical encyclopaedia

Winner Warts
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:55, archived)
# can i be the first to say...
..that's quite horrible (and as a TJ aside - i just discovered i missed the chance to buy a gameboy advance for 29.99 on the game website - very annoying)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:57, archived)
# i watch divx on mine :)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:59, archived)
# my annoyance is intensifying
.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:01, archived)
# .mih lliK
What are subliminal messages anyway?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:02, archived)
# .
its only taken me seven minutes to work this out.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:10, archived)
# How do you put them on there?
?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:05, archived)
# hoho!
that is quite nice.

i have a GBA - must get back into looking at all the goodness there is for it

do you know of a central site for all GBA related stuff?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)
# try here
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Gah! I'm looking for one too, that completely
passed me by.

Winners Dinners anyone?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:01, archived)
# My god that's disgusting!
Oxycute em!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Don't get him wet...

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:51, archived)
# awwwww
honest i didnt get him wet ..... he pissed himself
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:52, archived)
# I was just trying
to get rid of a spider...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:55, archived)
# i heard
they are frightened of that
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)
# erm..... i dont know if its cause my eyes are shit
or the fact that my monitor is like 10m away but i read that as "i was just typing to get rid of a spider....
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:12, archived)
#
foadwoih wehuo wqadhguzopopop pppppppp!!!qwq
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:18, archived)
# well yeah
funnily enough i did do that the othere day, but i dont really feel up to it today
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Whatever you do
don't feed him after midnight!

Which is all the time basically!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:53, archived)
# that was the first thing I thought as a child when I saw that movie!
I was like 11, sitting there going, "wait... when is midnight over? eight o' clock? nine? one? one minute after after midnight? i.e. 12:02? does the sun have to come up? what if you live in iceland? what if it's dark for 6 months? when does it get food? what if it's still on chinese time? what time is it china right now? where is this taking place? what constitutes as food? what if I sneezed in his mouth, would that be food? is there food in the air? what if I gave it to him intraveneously? what if I gave him antibiotics? is that food?"
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:06, archived)
# ok
we got it.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:12, archived)
# that's what my parents kept saying.
and everyone else was just saying "SSSSSHHHHHH!"
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:14, archived)
# animal experimentation is good!
otherwise you'd never find out
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# repost
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Is that Tef
in the top picture?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Oi! Down in front!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:47, archived)
# took me a second
wished i hadn't though
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Manic
and a one man bandwagon? surely not. :)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:51, archived)
# 'twould
never happen.

:o)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:54, archived)
# hmm...
I thought that it was the Emperor...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:10, archived)
# YAY - Presents !!!


He really wants a Playstation 2
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:45, archived)
# thats good
cause i bought him one :D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:46, archived)
# If you did a biggy
you could send that to a card company :D (I'd buy it.)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Beckfish
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:41, archived)
# badum tish
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:45, archived)
# For that deep down feeling of clean
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2378564483&category=32875

I think they do a Goatse version with tiny rotating blades.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:42, archived)

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