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# Arse with shithole stretched right open...


..Hang on, that's not goatse.cx, that's just disgusting !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
the big poof paints his nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# That's 'cos he's a nancy
and a wuss
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Nothing wrong with painting your nails.
in my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# You are either:
a) David Beckham
b) a Goth
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# or
c) a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
don't be silly.

it's b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Are there no girls on B3ta?
*checks norks are still there*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# breasts != girl
moobs galore.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Hmm
I'm still a girl.
*checks also* yep a girl, for sure.
Everybody just assumes you are male on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# If you put a counter on your profile
it would have jumped up about 300 hits since you posted that message.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# 301
\
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Odds are good.
(but the goods are odd)
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# No
The goods are in good condition acutaly.
Few cracked ribs but none the worse for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Not you.
The other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Mind you,
now that it's been mentioned, there aren't as many girls here as there used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# following the great b3ta boom of 2003
i think a lot of oldschooler just jumped over to 4rthur for chats instead

and it's no fun without baz goading people into remembering that it's just a website

/awaits onslaught
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Stick it up my arse!
no, that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# MissieMissie only means that I am
A) a Drag Queen

or

B) a Adolecent girl with a crap nickname


I think its the later
*checks down skirt, top and birth certificate*
yep- female.


Thankyou. For I am woman- Here me bitch.
(MissieMissie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Looked in profile
Hope to God not.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Haha!
I have stopped now, but I do like to wear a sarong in hot weather. My dad thinks I'm a bit of a nancy...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# or
d)a transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Executive Transvestite?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Action
transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# with eagle eyes
and real gripping hands
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Ah.
Running, jumping, climbing trees. Putting makeup on when you're up there.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Squirrels?
*Curses self for running out of Izzard quotations*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# ...
le sange est dans l'arbre....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# NSFW
but I thought I would share.

Could relate to Jamie Oliver
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Arf
(I wonder if anybody actualy checks what I look at when I'm on the uni computers)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# I doubt the filename will arouse suspicion.
The alternative 'Bearded Clam Chouder' may have.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# er...
(Smudger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# that tourist girl w. jamie
that tourist girl
bandwaggon gone?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# If you put the words
I'm a cunt over Jamies head it will be fine ;)

Is that girl a bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# No...
...but I hear she gets about a bit!!
(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Im at college
And I just found an old Quo pic I never posted, so 'ave it.

(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Wicked!!!!
Looks like one of the Quo's is fire-breathing too!!!
(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# No reason really...
...just playing around with those Lakes piccies earlier!!!

(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
that's just down t'road form me (well 30 miles or so)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# wee-
-ird!

looks like monkey on his cloud!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Shadow it
and it'd be ace!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# I did shadow it!!
...can't ya see it!!!
(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# By gum
how silly am I.

Am I allowed to blame the crappypoowank college monitors? Thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Ah! The crappypoowank college monitors.....
....them's were the days!!

^_^

(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# wrong way round
You need to mirror the rock. It's light source appears to be in the opposite direction to all else.

(JamesG, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Oh fuck!!
I knew I forgot something!! I was meant to do that at an early stage but got side-tracked by work!

...Bloody office!!

Oh well, I can change my .PSD file and I'll be happy... the rest of you will have to imagine it!!
(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# You'd almost think...
They though you went there to do this work stuff. It's as if b3ta isn't the reason they pay you. Needless to say, at Uni the have a similar attitude to degrees.
(JamesG, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Jump
You Fucker
Jump
Jump into this here blanket we are holding
And you will be all right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# I don't know what possessed me
to do this...
..but I know it felt right.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Made me laugh
So it gets a yay oow from me.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)
# perfect!
w/y/h/p

afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
# i don't know why that came up there
i clicked back and was replying to the right message

i suggest hamsters are eating the server
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# I made up a great new game today
"Animal tourettes"

Anyone care to play? I'll start.


STOATWEASEL!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# I thought
the popular adult game needed to be made more child-friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Goosemarmot!
(oo ... that was slightly arousing)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# platypusorangutan
oooooh i like this game
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# ferretapir
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Tardigradanematode
Slightly less fluffy.
(JamesG, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# pffffft!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# stupid but probably
a more acurate historical account than the original film.

Woo!
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
it was only wrong in ... what ... every single cocking detail?

(and a cheesy woo to the pic)

(does Christ shout "have it you jewish bastards!" at the moment of his death in Gibson's new film?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# heh
/delayed
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# mmmm cheese.
w'y'h!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Haha!
Edam!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# That
is fucking funny.

Gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Woo!
They may take our lives but they will never take our edam!
(Idid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# w/y
thatamgude.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# beyond houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# ^ I always laugh at that
Woo to the pic too.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# now
there is something you don't see every day!


woo sir...
(shoe pastry, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# fandabbintastic!
houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# It's only a cunting magician!
What an utter fuck!
Hoorah to you! w/y/h/p/t/c/g/s
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# very cool
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
That's cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# that tourist girl
that tourist girl
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Vibrate it.
Vibrate it, Hard!!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# She
loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# she's
done that before
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Maybe
Was your shirt covered by a coat?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# i had a coat on, but it wasnt zipped up
so you could still see the furtive.

must not be many b3tan's around manchester city centre at 8am
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Can she
take it all?


/coat
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
# And in the news today
Strange sticky mucus found on the leaning tower of pisa.

Film at 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# he he but i am glad you didnaeh say fungus
coz thats what i read first
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# there is probably some kind of fungal infection
mixed in with the mucus.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# i would actually guess that too.. hmmm
... but uhm
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
(Ploot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Din dins!
(Ploot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# "Nope cant
see one down there, oh there it is on your forehead mate"
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
hahahah
Glory Hole.

Although not much glory there I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Failure hole?
(Ploot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)
# That hole is a bit big for him?
Apparently......
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Spot the hole!
Ba-dum-tisch!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Quick
break out the AK's

yay to BW's
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# bagsy first shot



edit: got it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)
# *aims*
*fires*
totaly misses nicely painted target
but gets the cunt right inbetween the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Nice shot.
Shall we spatchcock him now?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Yes
Why not?
Cant think of anything more fun.
Do you know how?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)
# A couple of javelins and a bonfire
should be all that's required.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# cut out the back bone
turn him over
fold back his wings* and squash flat
stick two skewers through thighs and breast to hold flat
grill over a medium heat

(* that bit might be a bit tricky)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)
# You've done this before, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# I've tried it on a few birds*
but this would be my first go at a celebrity mockney chef

* and also spatchcocking /innuendo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Actually
"Cut out the Backbone"
is going to cause problems too
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Fuck that
break out the Howitzer!!!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I like him
(at least he knows where to put an apostrophe)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)
# but he calls it
an apoftrofeee
and therefore avoids them altogether
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Ready / Aim
- Napalm...........
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# He rides a Scooter
So he should already have that on the back of his Parka !

(Which is why there are no Mods in Northern Ireland !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Nope
Just a biker.
(who now knows far more about Scotch Eggs than I ever wanted or needed to)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# S'ok
One question though.
Why did you roam around the Guardian website instead of just Googling "How to freeze scotch eggs" ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# I did Google
and it took me to the Guardian website, oddly. Google has turned to poo.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Strange !
I can't get it to do that.

My Google's better than your Google.
Nyah, Nyah !

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# *huff*
It blummin did, I tell you! No one visits the Guardian website of their own volition.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I do
On Wednesdays.
To read the Tree-Hugging hippy shit environmental society pages
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# i quite like jamie oliver
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)
# yay!
for defending cheap targets!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)
# No you don't
lying is bad
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I used to hate him.
Then I thought about it and realised I had no good reason to.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Decorating's coming along well

never realised how talented the missus was...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Hehe!
She'll never find curtains to match, though.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)
# pffftt
woo
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# is she stripping that blue off

or painting over it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# painting over it
not bad for a roller
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)
# she must be using one of
the professional rollers

expensive they are
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# "With his opponent floored,
he climbed to the top and knew this would be his chance to be remembered as a master of the squared circle"

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Yeah!
Go Squirrel Man. Go Squirrel Man. Go Squirrel Man. Go Squirrel Man. Go Squirrel Man. Go Squirrel Man. Go Squirrel Man. Go Squirrel Man. Go Squirrel Man. Go Squirrel Man.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)
# go for his nuts !
Woo
(BadgerPirate, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Woo!
watch out for your goodies
(Idid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Must be the first recorded instance
of a squirrel attacking a Rhyno and winning... :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)
# *squints*
Big Show, no? I removed a strung-out junky high flyer, and I can't remember a Jeff v Rhyno match.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# I thought Big show
But I haven't watched it since '99 so I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Well,
it's about 10x more impressive to beat Show, so I'll stick with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:23, archived)
# There was a time where
The Hardyz were feuding with Edge, Christian and Rhyno.

Look at the beard, the hair and the sidies. Big Slow's never had long hair in the WWE, and the build and costume are wrong for Show.

I'm sorry, I'm a WWE fan, punish me.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Hmmm,
you're right. I bow to your knowledge.

So, Lesnar or Goldberg on Sunday? Angle or Guerrero? (No use arguing over the RAW main event, is there)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Oooh, predictions :)
I go with Lesnar, but with a major twist somewhere, probably involving Austin teaming up with him and going to Smackdown. I don't see Goldberg getting the win, seeing as he's leaving the WWE (his contract's up) and they won't want to make Lesnar look weak.

Angle/Guerrero is much harder to call. My heart says Eddie, so I'm going with that. I think he's getting enough crowd support to envisage keeping the belt with him - he's more than a transitional champion.

I'm really looking forward to the Undertaker's return as the Dead Man. It's like reliving my childhood :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Goldberg
Isn't he WCW? Don't tell me Hogan has joined them as well, he should be put in a home.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# WCW?!
Long gone, my friend. You missed Invasion, where WCW teamed up with ECW to take on everyone. It pretty much blew.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Fuck
I'm glad I missed it, I hated WCW (remembers the classic Mick Foley/Undertaker/Kane hardcore matches, most notably the hell in a cell with Foley being chucked of the top. After that not you couldn't really improve without someone dying. (not Owen Hart))
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Sorry, dude
WCW folded ages ago and were bought over by WWE. Vince then proceeded to bury every decent WCW star with the exception of Goldberg and Flair (and Booker T as an outside shot).

But Stacy Kiebler is still around, which is always good news :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Yeah...But...
Surely, it's all just twunting bollocks though?

wrestling? my arse... :)
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Perhaps
but it's FUN twunting bollocks.

No-one believes it's 'real' anymore. It's just like watching a violent version of, say, Sunset Beach. But a little more believable.

Switch off your brain, get a few mates around and cheer on the Rock and Sock Connection on Sunday night. You know it makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# snort
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Haha!
That am brilliamt*!
Like his name, also.

* I'd hate to see that goatsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Have a repost, as I'm checking my new host
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)
# it's a redex
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)
# YAY FOR NEW HOST
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Works now.
(Yarr ...)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# ooh i see it!
nice cat o'nine tails :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# argh!
hells guarddogse!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)
# better than having three heads
and only one backside (unless you're the owner and there's a fine for fouling hell)

WYH
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)
# internet scams
i know that internet scams are old news, but i thought this request to my 70 year old father, and his response were worth sharing. Especially in light of the current Australian attitudes towards shunting refugees off to isolated islands.

"Dear sir,
I am deeply touched to make this proposal to you believing that you are a person of intergrity.
I am the resident pastor incharge Gospel Deender Ministry at Budubura Refugee camp Accra Ghana.
I have one of my church faithfuls a displaced citizen of Democratic Repulblic of congo presently in the refugee camp.He told me in confidence that he inherited the sum of $750,000.00 seven hundred and fifty thousand
Dollars from his late father which is
presently deposited in a security/finance house with all the relevant documents covering the said deposit intact and would wish to invest this money in your country.
With all sense of responsibility,i will urge you to use your position and create an investment friendly enviroment for this my brother in the lord.
I will appreciate if you can get back to me as soon as possible.
Remain blessed in the lord until i hear from you.
Rev.Ebenezer Kofi"

And Rory's response was (god i hope you read this far as it is quite funny, and as a 70 year old it could be the oldest persons post)

Dear Ebenezer,

"Your letter has touched my heart in all verity. My utmost felicitations to you and your flock in the Lord.
My grandfather, an English sea-captain, was like yourself a man of great integrity. He embezzled half a million dollars from a church in Cape Town and left it in a trust account, which he transferred to me in his will to
return to a church charity in Africa - his conscience troubled him in his last days on earth and he clearly needed the ministrations of a good pastor like unto yourself. I have never touched the ill-gotten funds which, by
now would be worth well over a million dollars, given the interest that will
have accrued.
If you are willing to repay me twenty percent of the monies, then I will be able to transfer it to your Church so that you can continue your good work with the unfortunate refugees, some of whom appear to be astonishlingly
wealthy; which makes one wonder why they did not simply buy a passport from a corrupt official and fly to a luxury life in the Caribbean, rather than sitting in your back yard. Perhaps their consciences did not allow them to do such an evil deed. Or perhaps they wish to suffer in this life in order to lay up store in heaven.
Please send me a guarantee that you will repay me my commission on my grandfather's money and also all details of all your bank accounts and a specimen of your signature, so that I can commence the transfer.
Up-to-date bank account statements would also help me effect the transfer.
Yours in Christ,

Rory O'Connor.


(rokie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# JESUS CUNTING CHRIST
COCKSUCKING COMMIES ARE AT THE DOOR!


I didnt read that, but was that the correct
response?
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# give or take
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Oh Good...
I'd hate to come out with the incorrect response to a stimulus....

Bannanacake
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# my thoughts were roughly the same
i didnt blaspheme though

and i didnt read it either
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# my eyes,,.........!!!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# *parp!*
*BANG!*
meow
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# don't mess with cats
they are evil (6MB quicktime)
(dognutz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
# I yam
going to have nightmare's now thanks a bundle
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)
# .......holy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Bejesus!
that be good/freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Arrrrghhhh
The text, the text
(I helped save b3ta! Hexagonal Pensioner, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# words and words and
words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# and
pictures
/memories
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# magic pencil
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Woo...
Up, round down and flick!
(JamesG, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Haha!
yay for wisdom!

edit: and worthy of a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Hehe
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# This looks like the right place
Yes you can:
experts.about.com/q/3204/2871842.htm

No you can't:
www.fisherpaykel.com/foodcare/freezer.html

Hope that clears everything up !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Hmmm....
I'll just eat them, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)
# You could try
removing the whites from the eggs.
Just wrap the sausagemeat round the yolks.
(That seems to be what the supermarkets do with their mini scotch eggs)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Look at this...
news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040309/ids_photos_wl/r3410020845.jpg&e=1&ncid=708

tell me, why Gollum ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# I don't know.
But the photo was taken by someone called Sukree Sukplang.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# just a hunch
but maybe he acts or looks like that nasty lil dude?


Thankyou.
/relurks
(MissieMissie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# heh, tis funny.
but couldn't you have made a wee webpage and put it on there then posted a tj linky? we'm like pickchures round these parts 'bor!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)
# I thought it was 'We Love the Web'?
Pictures are a main staple granted. But don't say that's *all* we do.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
# hmmm
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# hey
:¬)

feel like doing that to PCs that don't have spam on them sometimes....
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)
# This destructive streak
is grounded in your inate fear of bullrushes*



*taken from Mog's Bumper Book of Astrological Facts Vol IX
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)
# my shotgun
disagrees with your book

/:¬P
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Summary anyone?
Fucking text posts.... Does this person love or hate horses? I can't tell...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Doesn't mention horses at all
He just responded to the scammer in a similar way, saying he was an heir to a large fortune, but needs the capital upfront.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Really?
No mention of horses? Pah.

*munches hob-nob*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Is this about horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/2852521
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Despite all the moaning
that's actually quite funny and well written.

And to keep the moaners happy: Now get your grandad a copy of photoshop and a pc
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# You know you want it
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)
# That made me laugh through my nose
and i'm sure i've made a funny noise while doing it.

Woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# That's
Very worrying.

But also worthy of several woo's
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# a hippo shaped cock?
why would i want one of those?
my pelican shaped cock is enough for me!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)
#
Hippocockomus!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] you know, for the horn.
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# I've got the horn
nice goldfish style rhino snatching
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# I've got the horn.
/Evans circa '95
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# he only wants to be your friend

edit: at least it's just a cartoon of him/it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Aaagggh.
*runs*

Woo.

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
didn't see that coming
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why will you not stop!!!
goatse not funny!!!





Woo very good.(but wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Awww, isn't he nice?
He looks kinda familiar....

NOOOOOO!!!


/also, woo to goatse with a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# argh!
not again!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# I'm fairly new....
Please what is goatse ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Do a google image search
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# I fell for that one
Once..... *weeps*
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# seriously don't
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# don't
you don't want to know.
actually...
don't look at it. just set it as your wallpaper.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# I didnt do that one
*tries not to fall for it*
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# *fails*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# NO NO NO!!
DONT DO IT!!
YOU WILL BE DAMAGED!!!
And sit in a corner whimpering for a long time.
(also avoid tub girl at all costs)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Don't do an image search
It's a guy stretching his arsehole out. It really is nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# shhh
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Too late....
Oh sweet Jesus no.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Well
we did warn you...
Its your own stupid fault.



(I really do mean it about tub girl)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# *gags*
no,.... no. no. no. no. *weeps* nooooo!
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
I have no doubt that looked after being told not to!!!
Its your own fault!

(now you get to corrupt the innocent)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# I know
I know I know I know I know....

*rocks oneself gently in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)
# and another life is polluted...
probably only to pass on the mind infecting disease that is goatse :¬(

(and yes don't look for tubgirl - or let her find you)
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
# She might find us?
/runs
/hides
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)
# yeah
sod Freddy vs Jason... Goatse vs Tubgirl now that would be a scary movie !
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:24, archived)
# oh
I havent seen tub girl
erm. now I have.. anyone got anymore ?
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# just go to
www.rotten.com or ogrish.com

you sicko :¬P
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# hello strange ass thing
(kebab, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# It's woo, but you must be punished.
*rolls up newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)
# *bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)
# *goatseseses*
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)
# EPPPP HOW???
I got IRN-BRU all over my monitor now....
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# That's it!
Neither of you are allowed to go to the park tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# aww
where are my upset tags?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
#
</sniff>
</dribble>
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Awwww...isn't that...
Aaarrghhh

For the love of David Bellamy make it stop
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)
# oh so woo!

and indeed yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# hi
cockalorum!
(icedragon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# arrgg!
i don't want to be it's friend!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Too late Mr. Oliver....too late
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Haha!
/jumps out of the way of oncoming bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# way, way to late


i dont think he could do ANYTHING to redeem himself
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Even buy you a pint?
(Astatine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# he would have to by me alot of alcafrol

or maybe just send me the money so i could treat me and my mates to a drink on the twat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Apart
from cut out his oversized tongue and pan frying it with garlic and crushed black pepper.

Plthukka
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# only if he used the correct oil
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# you made me spill my tea.
motherplthukka
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
# arf
/woo to pic
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Bastard!
He beat up Jeremy Beadle for that sign, didn't he?
(Astatine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# David Blaine
Shurely ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# I think
it was a collective Westlife sign for their tour
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Nope
The words are all spelt correctly
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# and so you should be young man
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# jamie oliver is a
fat-toungued gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)
# And if thats a fact....
tell me, am I lying.
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Hmmmmm ...


Tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# If I could... just... reach it
(Idid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
# super happy fun cat wallpaper brings you much pleasure

click for happy time
(kebab, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Excellent
If my computer could handle a wallpaper, I would use that one.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
# I read that as Slipper Happy.....
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
# lol
does it cost ten dollar?
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# <insert witty Japanese-English reply here>
sorry, I'm not very good at this :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# s'ok
*grin*
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# You say
special today! $5 just for you big boy.
(and then run away)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Oh, right.
Ahem!
special today! $5 just for you big boy.
/runs

was that OK?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# *Pats on head*
Good child.
but that was just an example...
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Nicely done
Here I'll send you one of these TWIXels I'm eating through the messageboard thingamy'
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# They're like mini TWIX's
and they're yummy
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)
# heh
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)
# YAY
I have new wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Yes
yes it does
(Idid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# WOO
Fluffy!! And NICE!
but does anyone else think that those cats are scary?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Superb!
I was looking for a new wallpaper... Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Maybe you'll be happy to know
I made this my wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

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