
pretty. I've seen her before.
Isn't she the tart who only has about four pics of her on the 'net? Curses!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:33,
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Isn't she the tart who only has about four pics of her on the 'net? Curses!

she may have an inpronouncable name, but I forgive her.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:34,
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*May not be absolutely inpronouncable.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:43,
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first page.
I still like the duck head though... (erm)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:32,
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I still like the duck head though... (erm)


click here please
*fixed*
Oh my father, stop this boredom now.
Father...help me.

like a nice warm blanket that you wake up to find is only warm because you've pissed in it.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:28,
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it's minus sex (cos i'm ugly) and minus piss ups (cos my liver dislikes it)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29,
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no sex, and lots of coursework. But it beats the ass of college and school any day
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29,
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although not a lot of piss-ups, we can't be arsed.
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...and I can't think of anything to say about it.
Other than: 'It scares me.'
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27,
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Other than: 'It scares me.'

i was going to say "that looks like geoff!" and then i realized it is you... woo yay!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:34,
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I'm jealous of TheFelineAnarchist's rendering of your user name.
What a woosome honor. :)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:46,
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What a woosome honor. :)

it is wonderful! you could request a rendering of your own, i believe she is taking requests
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:47,
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www.twofatlardies.com/gayzesquad.htm
*sniff* I apologise for the poorness of my first post *sniffle*
But check out the web link!!!!

and thats the third time I've seen the link to that pointless webiste
edit\ Apologies for my unfluffiness
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:24,
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edit\ Apologies for my unfluffiness

parodying the daft arses on the original!
Edit: Your lack of non fluffiness is worrying. Are you OK? Something you'd like to share with the board?
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Edit: Your lack of non fluffiness is worrying. Are you OK? Something you'd like to share with the board?

Fucks sake can my brother do nothign right?!
Edit: It's shouldn't be a dead link. It's just being a gay.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27,
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Edit: It's shouldn't be a dead link. It's just being a gay.

you seem to be trying to link to a picture hosted on the b3ta board - double check your URL ;)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:24,
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I'm a gay... Fuct if I can get this link to work..
*bends over and parts arse cheeks*
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:35,
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*bends over and parts arse cheeks*

I never know which is which. I just want them both to cunt off and die a slow cunting death where they can see each other's tortured faces in some sort of homoerotic-sadomasochistic-necrophiliac festival of love.
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clicky for 655KB animation
MOD EDIT: Sorry, but that is too big to post directly onto the board - try to keep your stuff under 250KB max.
MOD 2 EDIT: Crikey, you're gonna get RSI in them editing hands of yours....
MOD 1 EDIT: I can't go on living this lie - let's leave the board to it's own devices and run off to live by the sea together.
Original poster EDIT: Thanks for the link but make a new thread to Chat!
MOD 2 EDIT : Our apologies.......in any case, we're running off to Madagascar to grow potatoes.
Original poster EDIT: Sounds nice, Can i come?
MOD 1 EDIT: Sure - if you bring a basket of fresh fruit and agree to do our laundry.
Original poster EDIT: I'll bring the fruit.. but the laundrys outta the question, can i bring my cat?
MOD 2 EDIT : No laundry, no cat. It really is that simple.
Original poster EDIT: Fair enough.... meet you at the airport or ferry?
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21,
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MOD EDIT: Sorry, but that is too big to post directly onto the board - try to keep your stuff under 250KB max.
MOD 2 EDIT: Crikey, you're gonna get RSI in them editing hands of yours....
MOD 1 EDIT: I can't go on living this lie - let's leave the board to it's own devices and run off to live by the sea together.
Original poster EDIT: Thanks for the link but make a new thread to Chat!
MOD 2 EDIT : Our apologies.......in any case, we're running off to Madagascar to grow potatoes.
Original poster EDIT: Sounds nice, Can i come?
MOD 1 EDIT: Sure - if you bring a basket of fresh fruit and agree to do our laundry.
Original poster EDIT: I'll bring the fruit.. but the laundrys outta the question, can i bring my cat?
MOD 2 EDIT : No laundry, no cat. It really is that simple.
Original poster EDIT: Fair enough.... meet you at the airport or ferry?

DAMMIT!!!!!
I THREW away my chuffing good Jesus in a business suit, and msn is borked...
*cries*
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23,
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I THREW away my chuffing good Jesus in a business suit, and msn is borked...
*cries*

seems to be behavingnow??
been an arse most of the night tho
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:46,
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been an arse most of the night tho

it's too big for the board. Animations should be <200Kb
for more info on how to decrease the size of the file go here
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25,
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for more info on how to decrease the size of the file go here

That be almost 650K! Try and keep anims under 200K!
slightly hypocritical - my anim below weighs in at just over 200!
W/Y/H though, nicely done :)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26,
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slightly hypocritical - my anim below weighs in at just over 200!
W/Y/H though, nicely done :)

is there a crude collection somewhere? I'd like to peruse them all at my leisure.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21,
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Didn't realise it had been done before.
I shall naturally commit suicide immediately :)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27,
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I shall naturally commit suicide immediately :)

jus since the new icons people have been doign it
you may continue
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29,
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you may continue

Ironic that I should pick one of your posts to reply to with it. Heh.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:31,
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but then thought it too unlfuffy to say anything
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20,
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..which I-Pod have you gone for?
(Only reason I ask is 'cos I'm going to the US soon and was planning on getting one!)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21,
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(Only reason I ask is 'cos I'm going to the US soon and was planning on getting one!)

woo though
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20,
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i have a fractured rib, and you sir have just put me through fuckin torture, good stuff!!! time to pop some more pain killers and get off this damn site...
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23,
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...that Hungarian white wine does indeed taste like fermented turnips! I tried, God knows I tried, to embrace new world culture, but I draw the line at turnip-flavoured alcohol!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15,
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just finish clearing up my latest. Vomit be tough to remove
EDIT: any tips?
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17,
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EDIT: any tips?

stick to what I know.
And love.
So I won't be trying any. thanks.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16,
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And love.
So I won't be trying any. thanks.

more hair than a gorilla, and about as feminine, im sure they arent all like that tho
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17,
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infact her kissing was quite nice, once you got around the tickly moustache...
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21,
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grow your own - then you won't be able to tell if it is her hair tickling or not.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22,
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oh i have one alright, im not called Timothy Claypole for nothing!!

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MOD EDIT : No we haven't, you cunt !
MOD 2 EDIT: Yeah - get to fuck all of you... I'm going to start deleting EVERYBODY'S posts... ner!
Feline EDIT: awww, bless!

i'd have loved that ;)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19,
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one day i will be a mod
mod edit: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18,
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mod edit: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

would one go about becoming a mod???
I assumed Rob just grew them in cloning vats
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18,
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I assumed Rob just grew them in cloning vats

hence pep being the only female mod
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20,
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or are you two just crawling up their arses for future fps?
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19,
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come on, give me a hint.
or a link.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22,
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or a link.

this is kind of nice.
and there were some good ones before that, too.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25,
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and there were some good ones before that, too.

it's kinda like listening to the radio when they leave the mic on
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:32,
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the spirit!
Im too lazy to put an apostrophe in.
Although, It would have been quicker, rather than typing all this crap. Ah well - Anarchy!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20,
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Im too lazy to put an apostrophe in.
Although, It would have been quicker, rather than typing all this crap. Ah well - Anarchy!

Will you draw my b3ta username pretty please?
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17,
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but, um, what would i be drawing? sadly, i get no mental images for ocarina.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19,
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Its a little wooden flute. If you image search on Google there are loads of pics. Um. Think.. Zeldaish sortof person.
Actually it is a hard name to draw o.o Sorry bout that.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20,
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Actually it is a hard name to draw o.o Sorry bout that.

For yoursd Id just draw a little lego man with a really really big name tag. But thats probly cheating.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25,
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oh, tonight's going to be fun! msn had just better get its act together, because my university really can't host this much, i don't think..
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22,
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on www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/ for now if you're worried
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25,
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but ukdragon makes me nervous... i used it for a long while and now have a Fear of links that i know will be broken in a few days.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:28,
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round flutey thing (well whatever shape, the one's I've seen were round) as demonstrated by this here girl courtesy of Google:
www.grangeprimaryschool.org/images/ocarina.jpg
(I seem to have taken waay to long to send this...)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23,
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www.grangeprimaryschool.org/images/ocarina.jpg
(I seem to have taken waay to long to send this...)

You shouldnt be so rude :P What If I am? Im very popular, being the right height and all.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:32,
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and try MINE! that would really crack me up.
(hint: it's a caveman name)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20,
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(hint: it's a caveman name)

and yes also to mr. moose above, i'm just too lazy to reply to both posts.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23,
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boo that I told you what to draw!
I should have kept my mouth shut and just seen what you think "zog" looks like. but I guess I was afraid you wouldn't do me if you thought I was too hard.
do me. too hard.
hhhhuh hhhh uhuuhuuhhh..
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26,
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I should have kept my mouth shut and just seen what you think "zog" looks like. but I guess I was afraid you wouldn't do me if you thought I was too hard.
do me. too hard.
hhhhuh hhhh uhuuhuuhhh..

probably just another spastic gnome.
that seems to be my default.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:31,
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that seems to be my default.

i concur about the mods though
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17,
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i am making a list and, as i'm too sick to go out tonight, that'll be my friday night.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21,
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love them so?
edit: i'd be very thankful if you drew my username, i think it has quite good potential
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17,
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edit: i'd be very thankful if you drew my username, i think it has quite good potential

i'm too sick to go out, so i'm being massively productive.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23,
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well, looks like we've found this year's turner prize winner.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16,
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don't you just hate it when that happens?
(shall not edit)
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23,
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(shall not edit)

edit: the fonts on the end page were b0rked on my PC. you might need to export the fonts as vectors or summat
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08,
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No offence to your work, but I can't stand that song.
I was hoping it would bean ode to toilet bowls.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:09,
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I was hoping it would bean ode to toilet bowls.

i like their old albums a little better,(the case for most bands)
it's from the album "Californication"
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11,
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it's from the album "Californication"

that RHCP are the exception to that rule - their work from Califonication onwards has been better than anything else they have done in my opinion.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:13,
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But Scar Tissue is certainly the best song they have ever written.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:14,
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and blood sugar sex magic are 2 of my all time favs. might just be the memories that go with them though.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15,
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that's why I like it - they are doing more songwriting these days and not relying purely on their outstanding musicianship anymore.
I enjoy listening to their virtuoso playing, but it takes a well written song with a bit more depth to keep me coming back.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18,
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I enjoy listening to their virtuoso playing, but it takes a well written song with a bit more depth to keep me coming back.

They're not a band I look to for thought provoking material really.
Maybe it's just because we're approaching it from different directions.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22,
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Maybe it's just because we're approaching it from different directions.

a song of his that I recorded backing for ages ago, but he never got round to singing the final version of the vocal.
Maybe one day you will all hear it.
EDIT: And he sings on this... www.mysterybob.com/flipper.htm
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16,
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Maybe one day you will all hear it.
EDIT: And he sings on this... www.mysterybob.com/flipper.htm

he could be great with a few lessons to strengthen his hold on notes.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18,
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to a group of techno germans strung out on a weekend of drugs.
some of them really liked it.
some of them were squirming on the floor silently gasping like fish and holding their bleeding ears.
it was very emotional for that time of day.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29,
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some of them really liked it.
some of them were squirming on the floor silently gasping like fish and holding their bleeding ears.
it was very emotional for that time of day.

am very woo, yey and hoopla
edit/ who's the fat guy singing?
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:09,
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edit/ who's the fat guy singing?

www.twofatlardies.com/gayezsquad.htm
Try that on whilst yer all waiting
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11,
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Try that on whilst yer all waiting

hmm
accept it was "did u see when gays say no?"
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:07,
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accept it was "did u see when gays say no?"

Ah gays. We all love em'. So do the Hayze Squad.
They've done a little gay tribute:
www.twofatlardies.com/gayezsquad.htm
Bless
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:07,
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They've done a little gay tribute:
www.twofatlardies.com/gayezsquad.htm
Bless
![Challenge Entry: Film of the Game [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

edit: oops, oh well 0/10 for originality but I blame cocking MSN for being shitty all afternoon

Slim's probably created the whole internet at least twice by now.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:10,
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It's in a box in his attic.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20,
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Been fired?
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05,
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thank god i'm moving hosts soon
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:06,
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i was heading that way at the start of the month but have cut down on my posting
my refferal logs are getting better all the time though, i was linked yesterday by a korean discount golf equipment store
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08,
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my refferal logs are getting better all the time though, i was linked yesterday by a korean discount golf equipment store

i gets 12GB/month on the new host, with 75p/Gb after which is a lot cheaper.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11,
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250MB space and as much php and sql as i can take for £5 a month. resller accounts are good
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15,
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for £30 a month you can get a dedicated server with 500GB (count em!) mothly transfer limit.
that's from 1and1.com, but i'm sure there's plenty others.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11,
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that's from 1and1.com, but i'm sure there's plenty others.

i have a fractured rib, you made me laugh hard, so woo to you, then you put me in severe pain cos i laughed, so cock off
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18,
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If that's not FP material, you should poke yer eyes out with blunt maps.
Whilst you're in a world of pain, have a look at
www.twofatlardies.com/gayezsquad.htm
A heartwarming tribute to our favourite Bad Boy Bell Ends...
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05,
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Whilst you're in a world of pain, have a look at
www.twofatlardies.com/gayezsquad.htm
A heartwarming tribute to our favourite Bad Boy Bell Ends...

Go on the gay boyz! *wipes away a tear* we all know that what they're up to!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08,
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but each one is different! Be fluffy and acknowledge the work that's gone into it!
I think that' the best one I've seen so have a PANOWIE!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:07,
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I think that' the best one I've seen so have a PANOWIE!

that was 280 pixels wide, it could have been frontpaged :P
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:04,
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i will whore it until it does now =P
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:09,
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i just made my best animation for ever and it won't upload, i made it in imageready and it's just being gay.
edit: can someone advise me on how to get it up on the net, please
MOD EDIT: if you are having troubles with your web host, you can use www.ukdragom.com/b3ta for temporary storage. NEXT!
MOD 2 EDIT : This is fun tonight
MOD 1 EDIT: Indeed it is - I've never been so busy. I'll have to remember to fill out my overtime return this month.
MOD 2 EDIT : I kind of love you. Will you go out with me ?
MOD 1 EDIT: I've been waiting for you to say that for so long! Yes... YES... YES!!!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:01,
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edit: can someone advise me on how to get it up on the net, please
MOD EDIT: if you are having troubles with your web host, you can use www.ukdragom.com/b3ta for temporary storage. NEXT!
MOD 2 EDIT : This is fun tonight
MOD 1 EDIT: Indeed it is - I've never been so busy. I'll have to remember to fill out my overtime return this month.
MOD 2 EDIT : I kind of love you. Will you go out with me ?
MOD 1 EDIT: I've been waiting for you to say that for so long! Yes... YES... YES!!!

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03,
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I hear msn is down tonight. Tried UKDragon?
edit: Arrgh! The multiple mods!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02,
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edit: Arrgh! The multiple mods!

The imageready doctor is in the house, could you describe your symptoms in more detail please?
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02,
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we may be able to help
flash animation or Gif?
what FTP client are you using?
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02,
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flash animation or Gif?
what FTP client are you using?

...everyone's a cunt.
Those of you who aren't know who you are. If you see what I mean.
Those of you who are cunts really, but like to think you aren't, also know who you are.
Some of you are cunts and know it. Fair enough.
It's the rest of the cunts I have fucking problems with.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05,
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Those of you who aren't know who you are. If you see what I mean.
Those of you who are cunts really, but like to think you aren't, also know who you are.
Some of you are cunts and know it. Fair enough.
It's the rest of the cunts I have fucking problems with.

we need a new tagline for b3ta.
How about "B3ta: it's just a bunch of fucking cunts"?
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:07,
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How about "B3ta: it's just a bunch of fucking cunts"?

sorry - a bit fed up with cunts tonight.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:12,
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Is it correct protocol to advertise my/our tribute to the Hayez Squad in this way? If it is I apologise profusely, but you may regret not visitng:
www.twofatlardies.com/gayzesquad.htm
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03,
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www.twofatlardies.com/gayzesquad.htm

by the power of all pinkshirted fags.. (no offence) but that sure looks gay..
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:58,
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youre right.. who'm would else teach our kids how to use bodylotion and use your sweaty exalted muscle as a mirror..
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:59,
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of the link to the site that culls all the links on b3ta?
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:01,
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www.milkthebridge.co.uk/a1.asp
Quite good when it's a night like tonight.
*edit* ah, misread your question, this link is good anyway!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03,
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Quite good when it's a night like tonight.
*edit* ah, misread your question, this link is good anyway!

it's just the images? how iiiinteresting! I was looking for glasscocks but this is great too.
thank you both.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08,
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thank you both.

I can sense some offence being taken though.
A quick rephrasing wouldn't have hurt would it?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:59,
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A quick rephrasing wouldn't have hurt would it?

no im sry, i didnt mean it that way, more: it made me laugh because skeletor looked quite.. well.. gay.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02,
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mindpissingly reminds me of this that I've never posted...

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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05,
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