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# I'm drunk

Is this ok?
PS: I would
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# quack
lovely combi
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Me too
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# im looking at norks with a ducks head
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# ignore the head.
norks are where it's at.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# and
a drink
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# She's
not a dog either
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Yeah
It's great, innit?!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# nah but she is
bob edit: pwoah
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:32, archived)
# OOh
pretty. I've seen her before.

Isn't she the tart who only has about four pics of her on the 'net? Curses!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:33, archived)
# yup i have em all
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:33, archived)
# mmmm...
she may have an inpronouncable name, but I forgive her.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:34, archived)
# wats that then
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:35, archived)
# Miss E Grindemyr, I believe.*
*May not be absolutely inpronouncable.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:43, archived)
# I think we need the source
minus mr duck
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:30, archived)
# Google image search for "drunk"
first page.




I still like the duck head though... (erm)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:32, archived)
# Sorry
Google image search for "beer"
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:33, archived)
# ideed
the duck head is better
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:35, archived)
# spoils it
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:36, archived)
# Was
now need to sleep
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Quacking norks !
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
#


click here please


*fixed*
Oh my father, stop this boredom now.
Father...help me.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# relink
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# ...
edit: 404 nomore!

and, whaaaaaaaat?!?!?!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# as above
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# huzzah!
good evening
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# whats uni like?
apart from the sex and piss ups
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# it's
like a nice warm blanket that you wake up to find is only warm because you've pissed in it.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# HAHAAHAH
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:34, archived)
# for me
it's minus sex (cos i'm ugly) and minus piss ups (cos my liver dislikes it)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# currently
no sex, and lots of coursework. But it beats the ass of college and school any day
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# you mean there's other things?
although not a lot of piss-ups, we can't be arsed.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:44, archived)
# now linked correctly...
...and I can't think of anything to say about it.
Other than: 'It scares me.'
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# hmmm
yes .....
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:30, archived)
# Spammage?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:32, archived)
# huh?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:33, archived)
# hahah
i was going to say "that looks like geoff!" and then i realized it is you... woo yay!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:34, archived)
# boredom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm jealous of TheFelineAnarchist's rendering of your user name.
What a woosome honor. :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)
# hehe yeah
it is wonderful! you could request a rendering of your own, i believe she is taking requests
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:47, archived)
# only if you've
got a name that's drawable

*sulks*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:54, archived)
# The Hayez Squad try a bit of Gayez Squad


www.twofatlardies.com/gayzesquad.htm

*sniff* I apologise for the poorness of my first post *sniffle*

But check out the web link!!!!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Redex!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Seconded
and thats the third time I've seen the link to that pointless webiste
edit\ Apologies for my unfluffiness
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:24, archived)
# Nothing pointless about
parodying the daft arses on the original!
Edit: Your lack of non fluffiness is worrying. Are you OK? Something you'd like to share with the board?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# i notice
that it's your website...

so an unbiased opinion then?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Bugger
Totally unbiased!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# There is
if it's a broken link
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# It is too!
Fucks sake can my brother do nothign right?!

Edit: It's shouldn't be a dead link. It's just being a gay.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# It's a dead link too.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Whoops
you seem to be trying to link to a picture hosted on the b3ta board - double check your URL ;)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:24, archived)
# i heard you the first time
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# we heard all of them
the first time.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# FFS
I'm a gay... Fuct if I can get this link to work..

*bends over and parts arse cheeks*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I need to stop
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# that's dec
otherwise woo
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Is it?
I never know which is which. I just want them both to cunt off and die a slow cunting death where they can see each other's tortured faces in some sort of homoerotic-sadomasochistic-necrophiliac festival of love.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# but you
say that about everyone
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Well,
that's mostly true. But the point still stands.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:30, archived)
# 70% of people can't tell them apart
100% FACT
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# and which board game / playground game is this based on?
?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Hmmm.. My First animation (try 3)
clicky for 655KB animation

MOD EDIT: Sorry, but that is too big to post directly onto the board - try to keep your stuff under 250KB max.
MOD 2 EDIT: Crikey, you're gonna get RSI in them editing hands of yours....
MOD 1 EDIT: I can't go on living this lie - let's leave the board to it's own devices and run off to live by the sea together.
Original poster EDIT: Thanks for the link but make a new thread to Chat!
MOD 2 EDIT : Our apologies.......in any case, we're running off to Madagascar to grow potatoes.
Original poster EDIT: Sounds nice, Can i come?
MOD 1 EDIT: Sure - if you bring a basket of fresh fruit and agree to do our laundry.
Original poster EDIT: I'll bring the fruit.. but the laundrys outta the question, can i bring my cat?
MOD 2 EDIT : No laundry, no cat. It really is that simple.
Original poster EDIT: Fair enough.... meet you at the airport or ferry?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# w/y/h
nice one
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Hooray for Jeebus!
DAMMIT!!!!!

I THREW away my chuffing good Jesus in a business suit, and msn is borked...

*cries*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# msn
seems to be behavingnow??

been an arse most of the night tho
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)
# i'm afraid that whilst i'm sure that that is ace
it's too big for the board. Animations should be <200Kb

for more info on how to decrease the size of the file go here
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Eek!
That be almost 650K! Try and keep anims under 200K!

slightly hypocritical - my anim below weighs in at just over 200!

W/Y/H though, nicely done :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# hmmm
it's possible that there may be similarities between domo and my bored work cartoons...



the adventures of crude the domo...
#1 - #2 - #3
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# that's lovely too.
is there a crude collection somewhere? I'd like to peruse them all at my leisure.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# I'll find em
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
#
MINGEPARROTS!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# as the dog himself might have said...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Arghh!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# ur on form tonight paul
i need a drink
brb
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# woo
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Balls!
;)

Woo!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# owww ppl keep stealing my bubble idea =(
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Oh, sorry dude.
Didn't realise it had been done before.

I shall naturally commit suicide immediately :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# nope
jus since the new icons people have been doign it
you may continue
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
#
Ironic that I should pick one of your posts to reply to with it. Heh.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:31, archived)
# wooyayness to you sir
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Haha
See above woo :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# *coughsimpsonsripoffcough*
soorry
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# I thought that
but then thought it too unlfuffy to say anything
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# I'm hungover
i have a right to be unfluffy
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Hungover
already? I bow to your superior alcoholism
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Is it?
Subconscious, I assure you.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Out of interest mate..
..which I-Pod have you gone for?

(Only reason I ask is 'cos I'm going to the US soon and was planning on getting one!)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# you're infringing on a patent filed by professor frink of springfield wih that one
woo though
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# aRF!!!!
w/y/h/p
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha
that really made me laugh.

No honest.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# arf
and a harf! woo
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# as ive said below
i have a fractured rib, and you sir have just put me through fuckin torture, good stuff!!! time to pop some more pain killers and get off this damn site...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Oh lord?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Can I just warn everyone in advance...
...that Hungarian white wine does indeed taste like fermented turnips! I tried, God knows I tried, to embrace new world culture, but I draw the line at turnip-flavoured alcohol!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# pissss up!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Ergh
just finish clearing up my latest. Vomit be tough to remove
EDIT: any tips?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# tuesday
then add dash of salt
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# i'm out my face
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# wooo uni pissss up
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# I tend to
stick to what I know.

And love.

So I won't be trying any. thanks.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# *does the merry dance of captain wankpants*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# i dated a hungarian girl once
more hair than a gorilla, and about as feminine, im sure they arent all like that tho
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Did
she taste of turnips too?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# no
infact her kissing was quite nice, once you got around the tickly moustache...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Solution
grow your own - then you won't be able to tell if it is her hair tickling or not.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# :D
oh i have one alright, im not called Timothy Claypole for nothing!!


(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:24, archived)
# hirsute Hungarians
hahahaha
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# they really have been in top form today.


MOD EDIT : No we haven't, you cunt !

MOD 2 EDIT: Yeah - get to fuck all of you... I'm going to start deleting EVERYBODY'S posts... ner!

Feline EDIT: awww, bless!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# wat mr booby?
i dont hes being ham
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Y?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# yes indeed they have
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# good to seeyou're feeling better
:)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# shame you didn't get the front page dude
i'd have loved that ;)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# good on ya mate
:) keep your pecker up
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# they do a bloody good job our mods
one day i will be a mod
mod edit: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# How
would one go about becoming a mod???
I assumed Rob just grew them in cloning vats
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# buy a piaggio vespa
and some drainpipe trousers
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# its who ginger fancies... hes gay btw
hence pep being the only female mod
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# why, whad they do?
or are you two just crawling up their arses for future fps?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# no no, if you spazz down
they've been pretty glorious tonight
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# spazz down to where exactly?
come on, give me a hint.
or a link.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# well,
this is kind of nice.

and there were some good ones before that, too.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# ha
it's kinda like listening to the radio when they leave the mic on
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:32, archived)
# erm,
I dont want to alarm you, but you have two tearducts
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# hm. right you are.
too lazy to fix, though.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# thats
the spirit!
Im too lazy to put an apostrophe in.
Although, It would have been quicker, rather than typing all this crap. Ah well - Anarchy!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Mr/Miss/Ms Feline..
Will you draw my b3ta username pretty please?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# sure...
but, um, what would i be drawing? sadly, i get no mental images for ocarina.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Ee..
Its a little wooden flute. If you image search on Google there are loads of pics. Um. Think.. Zeldaish sortof person.
Actually it is a hard name to draw o.o Sorry bout that.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# easier than mine
though!
hehe
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Hmm?
For yoursd Id just draw a little lego man with a really really big name tag. But thats probly cheating.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# oy, if it's a flute i can draw it...
oh, tonight's going to be fun! msn had just better get its act together, because my university really can't host this much, i don't think..
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# you could stick them
on www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/ for now if you're worried
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# eh, i know,
but ukdragon makes me nervous... i used it for a long while and now have a Fear of links that i know will be broken in a few days.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# im in
on MSN!!!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:34, archived)
# Yay :)
Thanks.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# it's a funny little wind instrument isn't it?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# is
a instrument
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# it's a little
round flutey thing (well whatever shape, the one's I've seen were round) as demonstrated by this here girl courtesy of Google:
www.grangeprimaryschool.org/images/ocarina.jpg

(I seem to have taken waay to long to send this...)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Ooo
Thats me.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# oh
are you a dwarf? you don't look 17

:oP
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:30, archived)
# Well, as a matter of fact...
You shouldnt be so rude :P What If I am? Im very popular, being the right height and all.

(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:32, archived)
# you look very young
for your age
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:31, archived)
# woo yeah!
will you draw mine? *adds some sugar on top*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# haha!
and try MINE! that would really crack me up.
(hint: it's a caveman name)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# for you i shall draw a caveman.
and yes also to mr. moose above, i'm just too lazy to reply to both posts.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# w00t
yay!

*hugs*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# yay that you're doing me!
boo that I told you what to draw!
I should have kept my mouth shut and just seen what you think "zog" looks like. but I guess I was afraid you wouldn't do me if you thought I was too hard.
do me. too hard.
hhhhuh hhhh uhuuhuuhhh..
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# I'd've
thunk an alien
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# also good!
with you I had you pegged for a ferret.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:30, archived)
# i'm not sure what i would've thunk,
probably just another spastic gnome.
that seems to be my default.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:31, archived)
# who're you drawing next then? ;)
i concur about the mods though
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# wow jus seen them they are tops
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# whosoever asks for it.
i am making a list and, as i'm too sick to go out tonight, that'll be my friday night.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# why do you
love them so?

edit: i'd be very thankful if you drew my username, i think it has quite good potential
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# on the list
you go, then :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# yay,
cheers
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# as are you it would seem
woo yay!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# o merci!
i'm too sick to go out, so i'm being massively productive.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# god knows
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Ummmmm
right
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# you've taken a photo of a starving ethiopian kid and blurred his face.
well, looks like we've found this year's turner prize winner.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# yet my name is mud
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# ...no.
it's marksandspencer

says so right there, mate o.o;
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# that'll be one too many of the letter s
smartass ;)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# ...arse.
don't you just hate it when that happens?
(shall not edit)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# someone
has been sneaking biscuits
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# a little somethin' somethin'
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:07, archived)
# FANTABULOUS!
edit: the fonts on the end page were b0rked on my PC. you might need to export the fonts as vectors or summat
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08, archived)
# urg... i thought so...
only says, "Made by Koogas"
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:12, archived)
# Argh.
No offence to your work, but I can't stand that song.

I was hoping it would bean ode to toilet bowls.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:09, archived)
# I quite liked the song
who was it?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Red Hot Chili Peppers
i like their old albums a little better,(the case for most bands)
it's from the album "Californication"
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# I would argue
that RHCP are the exception to that rule - their work from Califonication onwards has been better than anything else they have done in my opinion.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:13, archived)
# I wouldn't go that far.
But Scar Tissue is certainly the best song they have ever written.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:14, archived)
# mothers milk
and blood sugar sex magic are 2 of my all time favs. might just be the memories that go with them though.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Nah.
Don't like their new stuff. It lacks funk.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# They are still
the Funky Monks, no denying it.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# I think
that's why I like it - they are doing more songwriting these days and not relying purely on their outstanding musicianship anymore.

I enjoy listening to their virtuoso playing, but it takes a well written song with a bit more depth to keep me coming back.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Yeah, I don't think that's what I'm looking for in them.
They're not a band I look to for thought provoking material really.

Maybe it's just because we're approaching it from different directions.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# I'm with the bob.
my fingers are still numb though.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:24, archived)
# classic album
the one b4 the "hoodies" discovered the chillies
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:14, archived)
# I thought
it sounded like misteralfie singing.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Really?
I don't think I have any of his stuff.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:14, archived)
# I have
a song of his that I recorded backing for ages ago, but he never got round to singing the final version of the vocal.

Maybe one day you will all hear it.

EDIT: And he sings on this... www.mysterybob.com/flipper.htm
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# I reckon Alfie has a lovely tone to his voice
he could be great with a few lessons to strengthen his hold on notes.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# alfie once came with me to an after show party one sunday and sang really loud
to a group of techno germans strung out on a weekend of drugs.
some of them really liked it.
some of them were squirming on the floor silently gasping like fish and holding their bleeding ears.
it was very emotional for that time of day.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Ah, I remember flipper.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# nicely relaxing
..... aaah.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:09, archived)
# That
am very woo, yey and hoopla
edit/ who's the fat guy singing?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:09, archived)
# John Lovitz
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:13, archived)
# zilios or watever his name is
the easyjet bloke init?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:13, archived)
# cooooool
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:10, archived)
# hmmm... coming from you, pecker
I'm not sure what to think
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:10, archived)
# rubarb and doritoes
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Errr
www.twofatlardies.com/gayezsquad.htm

Try that on whilst yer all waiting
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Yes
we saw your post earlier
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Cat on cymbals
makes it all worth while.

Cat on cymbals!

(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] .

edit:/coat
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Woo!
I love this challenge!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Oh dear
The memories.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Ah.
This is what compo entries are all about.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# haha
i cant beleieve how much that made me laugh so woo to yoo
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:06, archived)
# woohoo!
gayshift


hahahahahahaaaaa
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:06, archived)
# heheh
Oscarific
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:06, archived)
# oh reminds me of wen i was young.....
hmm

accept it was "did u see when gays say no?"
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:07, archived)
# ok, i accept that it was.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:09, archived)
# nobcock
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:10, archived)
# *meeeep*
tautology
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Gays
Ah gays. We all love em'. So do the Hayze Squad.

They've done a little gay tribute:

www.twofatlardies.com/gayezsquad.htm

Bless
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] terrifying

edit: oops, oh well 0/10 for originality but I blame cocking MSN for being shitty all afternoon
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# been done
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)
# cocky
mf
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)
# hey!
:'(
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# It's ALL already been done.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# And if Fnord were here,
he could tell us where to find it.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Probably here:
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:09, archived)
# True.
Slim's probably created the whole internet at least twice by now.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:10, archived)
# he's got a whole spare internet ready, just in case.
It's in a box in his attic.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# issa
fuggin
winnah!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)
# You seem to have been here quite a bit lately, Mr Pickle.
Been fired?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# damn that's good!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# it is isn't it
and that's a great woo too.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# i've gone 3GB over my bandwidth this month :(
thank god i'm moving hosts soon
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:06, archived)
# geeeeee whizz
i was heading that way at the start of the month but have cut down on my posting

my refferal logs are getting better all the time though, i was linked yesterday by a korean discount golf equipment store
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08, archived)
# nice!
i gets 12GB/month on the new host, with 75p/Gb after which is a lot cheaper.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# blimey!
and i was worried about going over my 6GB
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:13, archived)
# should be enough for me
250MB space and as much php and sql as i can take for £5 a month. resller accounts are good
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# blimey!
that's cheap, who's it with?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# for lots of bandwidth you can't beat the states
for £30 a month you can get a dedicated server with 500GB (count em!) mothly transfer limit.

that's from 1and1.com, but i'm sure there's plenty others.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# FUCK YOU!!
i have a fractured rib, you made me laugh hard, so woo to you, then you put me in severe pain cos i laughed, so cock off
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Totally Blinging
If that's not FP material, you should poke yer eyes out with blunt maps.

Whilst you're in a world of pain, have a look at

www.twofatlardies.com/gayezsquad.htm

A heartwarming tribute to our favourite Bad Boy Bell Ends...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Go on the gay boyz! *wipes away a tear* we all know that what they're up to!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08, archived)
# It has been done before
but each one is different! Be fluffy and acknowledge the work that's gone into it!

I think that' the best one I've seen so have a PANOWIE!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:07, archived)
# boo hoo it's not fair !


sorted Bob heh heh
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# woo yay houpla panowie
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# yay for
refluffissimo
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:42, archived)
# If only
that was 280 pixels wide, it could have been frontpaged :P
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)
# arf
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
*falls over*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# damn for not fping my post
i will whore it until it does now =P
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:09, archived)
# aaahhhhh!!!
i just made my best animation for ever and it won't upload, i made it in imageready and it's just being gay.
edit: can someone advise me on how to get it up on the net, please

MOD EDIT: if you are having troubles with your web host, you can use www.ukdragom.com/b3ta for temporary storage. NEXT!

MOD 2 EDIT : This is fun tonight

MOD 1 EDIT: Indeed it is - I've never been so busy. I'll have to remember to fill out my overtime return this month.

MOD 2 EDIT : I kind of love you. Will you go out with me ?

MOD 1 EDIT: I've been waiting for you to say that for so long! Yes... YES... YES!!!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:01, archived)
# grey
is a beautiful color
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# I like Red Leicester
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# pink is good
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# chinese
burn
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# iraqi ball sacki
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08, archived)
# I'm colourblind.
I like orangey-green.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)
# msn groups?
that's mucking me about at the mo
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# *deploys marmots*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# thankyou
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# upload to where?
I hear msn is down tonight. Tried UKDragon?

edit: Arrgh! The multiple mods!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# msn
seems to be back up, i have just managed to log in
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)
# *sigh*
The imageready doctor is in the house, could you describe your symptoms in more detail please?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# is it true u own a batman suit for fettish parties bob?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# I don't go to fettish parties
I prefer spelling bees.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:06, archived)
# B-E-E-S
damn, that is fun
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:07, archived)
# i must be tired
that just made me laugh too too much
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:10, archived)
# me too
lemony - not a cunt.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:14, archived)
# can you give us more information
we may be able to help

flash animation or Gif?
what FTP client are you using?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# are you using MSN? I hear it's down.
what about ukdragon?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# can I just say...
...everyone's a cunt.

Those of you who aren't know who you are. If you see what I mean.

Those of you who are cunts really, but like to think you aren't, also know who you are.

Some of you are cunts and know it. Fair enough.

It's the rest of the cunts I have fucking problems with.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# I think
we need a new tagline for b3ta.

How about "B3ta: it's just a bunch of fucking cunts"?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:07, archived)
# "and some lovely people"
sorry - a bit fed up with cunts tonight.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:12, archived)
# Am I a cunt?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08, archived)
# most likely
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08, archived)
# oh
:(
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# I don't know.
prove yourself one way or the other.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:13, archived)
# *hands a wispa bar*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# that helps your non-cunt status
.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] By the power of Greyskull... and beyond!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# That made me laugh
out loud

Woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Gayez Squad
Is it correct protocol to advertise my/our tribute to the Hayez Squad in this way? If it is I apologise profusely, but you may regret not visitng:

www.twofatlardies.com/gayzesquad.htm
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# heh
by the power of all pinkshirted fags.. (no offence) but that sure looks gay..
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Well,
it is He-Man
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# v
youre right.. who'm would else teach our kids how to use bodylotion and use your sweaty exalted muscle as a mirror..
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# can someone remind me
of the link to the site that culls all the links on b3ta?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:01, archived)
# that would be
www.glassco.cx with groovy new url :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# This one?
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/a1.asp

Quite good when it's a night like tonight.

*edit* ah, misread your question, this link is good anyway!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# what the hell is that?
it's just the images? how iiiinteresting! I was looking for glasscocks but this is great too.
thank you both.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08, archived)
# here, I think
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# .
don't they look a lovely couple?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# He-man's cupping skelator's butt
ocks
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Hmm,
I can sense some offence being taken though.

A quick rephrasing wouldn't have hurt would it?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# .
no im sry, i didnt mean it that way, more: it made me laugh because skeletor looked quite.. well.. gay.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# skeletor...
suck my cock

/cky 4
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# skeletor...
bone me..
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Gay Marrage???
.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:01, archived)
# HELP!!!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
# They'll never learn, will they?
Woo!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# AHHHHHH!!!
It's like the Dali olympics!!!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# woo
;).. simple but clever..
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Now how did that happen?
Woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# They
gonna regret that in the morning
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# The Continuing Adventures of Crude the Dog
Part 3:
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
# woosweary
mindpissingly reminds me of this that I've never posted...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)

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