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All that seems to be on telly is..

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welshtroll, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)

Huzzah!

totally seemless... took me a few seconds to see what you'd done there :)

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

That's incredible

His head seems to be affected by strange inverse forces of gravity.

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)

I schnooker schnickered

hehe.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)

woo!

nice work

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Or is it?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)

Ohh, that's nice!

Highly Woo to you!

Habe a snooker-pearoast:

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)

wait a minute...

that's no repost!

*err...

(don rico, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)

woo

snooker is one of the most boring 'sports' there is to watch
right up there with cricket, golf and american football

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)

aye

aye.

(Karoma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

"Mu-um, the loo's blocked again!!"

"Well then, go fetch the cricket bat!"

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)

Wow

I found one like that in my cocktail cabinet the other day...must keep the bathroom door closed...

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)

tee hee hee

thats just an oversized toilet brush isnt it?

(falic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)

That kitty appears to be

climbing up out of the toilet to eat your brains. I mean, look at its eyes! KILL IT!

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

He can smell your brains

I can smell dinner. Yum.
*toddles off to investigate*

Edit: Mmmmmm chicken kiev and rice... *drools*

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useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)

hello

it's been a while, so I thought I'd pop by and share with you the 3D model of an iPod I've been working on...

click for big

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)

That's not bad

In fact, its really good. Yay for iPods.

Smug cos I've had one for ages

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)

sshhhhh...

not out loud...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)

your battery will run out now you've said that and

won't charge again and you'll be charged a shit load of money to replace it.

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souljah, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)

Don't say that.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)

feck me, thats good

woo!

('Andeh', Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)

ooooooh swanky!

i liked your spacehopper by the way

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)

thanks :)

munkt0n was talking about using it for his nefarious schemes :)

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)

blimey!

sounds unhygienic to me

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

Nicely done, Jinxx!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)

nice glowy buttons

and engraving. very nice.

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

i do admit to having to make the glowy buttons

glow properly in photoshop instead of getting a proper glow happening... ah well :)

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)

really? Well that's it - i think it's

rubbish now ;)

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)

i told cinema 4d to make them glow, but did they... nooo, of course not.

bastards

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)

Shaolin Kid

Please invent your own dialogue, there isn't any currently

(U2031, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

"Could you please pass the peas?"

"We're fresh out"

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)

“Wait , wait, you'll like this one

man walks into a bar, gets his -“
“Nah mate, heard it. Twunt."

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)

"i have killed all your guards!"

"Fucksocks"

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)

That looks about right

to me.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

"really?"

"yes"
"really really?"
"yes!"
"really really REALLY?"
"YES!"

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)

SHAOLIN KID

SK: "I have to poo"
*makes grunting noise*

ENEMY: "that's nice"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)

"Remove this stick from my arse!"

"Looks sexy...."
mind tablets please......

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)

"I'm having a shit"

*squeeze*

"Well done"

(Mr_Bobbins, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)

i see a second face

next to the bearded guy
(was that intentional?)

I demand more - woo

(VoiceOfReason, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)

And another....

only this is a Repost while I work on other stuff...

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

Groan

Superb pun.

Woo.

(King In Crimson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)

*cries*

Much better than what I expected...I hate that long face joke.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)

At Redd Kneck and Mullitt, it was always...

Business in front, party in the back.

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Or is it?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)

Somethin' for the laydeeees to hang on to!

Cracking pic! w/y/h

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TooMuch2AM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

haha!

On a side note.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)

Ahahahah!!!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)

just in case you were wondering

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)

simple, yet effective.

also...seamless!

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tico, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

Arf

Trés bien

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useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

purveyors of authenticalistic may-hee-kan culture prefer

mooy bee-en.

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)

But of course

Spelt muy bien if I recall correctly. Which I probably don't. So will a woo do?

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useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)

can i get it with an

umlaut?

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)

Sorry, no

The only accent I can remember how to do is é

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useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)

curses.

damn the man for denying our attempts at ethnosensitivity.

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

j'adore

tj
2 things...
anyone got a guitar/drum/bass tab for the zutons - you will you wont? i need for battle of the bands performance

secondly, whats the spooky music in resident evil 1 near the beginning when you go in the room with the piano? i was thinking about it today...
cheers, and woo!

('Andeh', Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

*ding*

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Laughing Boy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)

Arf.

Also gives me the idea to do a bell in two pieces and see how many people get my Pink Floyd based punnery.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

division bell?!

(sry have i ruined it now)

(Buzzcaner, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)

Thats the one.

You haven't ruined it, its probably too boring/stupid to warrant actually being 'shopped. And I'm sure I could come up with some more obscure music based mystery picture.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)

Like my short-lived "guess that line" series?

1 of a whole run of... er... 1:

Obscure as hell.

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useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)

the only song other than

lionel Ritchies 'Hello' that i can think of with Hello in the title is 'Hello from the Gutter' by 80s thrash metal band Overkill. and if its that it realy is obscure.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)

I wasn't happy with the first version...

... this one's much nicer I think

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

lovely

i hear he's a bit of an ass though.

woo yay!

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)

Aargh!

Kill it! KILL IT HARD!!!

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

whaever you do DONT EXAMINE

HIS NOSTRIL!

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

Why

ever not?

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)

woo

nicely done.

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)

I dread to think

what the first one looked like, 'cos this looks like an elephant's arse

...ahh

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FatherJack /me belms, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)

WANT BE FRIEND

/25/11/03 20:09

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 7:44, archived)

Blobcat#24 Woo

And thats the last of my handpainted blobcat for now. All those posted yesterday
and today were scanned in on monday and I really should eat and do some uni
work before mummy cat decides to Visit unanounced again...

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)

Woo to you!

And BC (also BB). Noon, all, by the way.

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

i might go and buy some finger paints tomorrow

there are some in a sale in shop up the road

woo to blobcat as ever!

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

that's my slipper

come back yoos!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)

that's a lovely one!

so happy!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

A Disabled toilet.......

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)

seamless

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)

Oooh.

I like that. Would be a coffee / Monitor accident. If I had any coffee. So now it's just my slobber.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)

That made me giggle.

Woo!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)

Fantastic user name there.

and the pic made me laugh just as much as the name.

Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)

Genius. Love it.

I may be a little pedantic but didn't Deidre Barlow become Deidre Rashid, never to be re-married to Ken? I think I know too much. I need to go and sit and think about what I've done.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

i think

her name can be used to judge the age of the poster.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

Hmmm....

I wouldnt claim to have watched Coronation Street, more just sat through a childhoods worth while my parents were transfixed. But with regards to age, I still remember what the origninal Tracy Barlow looked like before the E/kidney failure incident and being replaced by Tracy Ford and the oringinal Nicky Tilsley.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)

The Handi-Crap

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)

Cheers to devil duck for letting me rape his work

You got off lightly, I considered the punchline "Shhh, don't forget I'm fucking your brother"

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useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)

that was

too graphic, i can use you in my toons now, mwahaha

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)

Eep

I'm going to run away and hide now. Or I would, if I could be bothered to get up.

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useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

apparantly

people dont care much for your adaptation
leave it to the professionals methinks, or start your own, that'd work...

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

Meh

Once I've networked the pc in my room, maybe I will.

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useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)

gud, gud

a little different

the expression in the last panel should be more scared than happy

www.b3ta.com/board/3068279

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)

Knew I'd forgotten something. Oh well.

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useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)

How about him saying

"Don't forget I AM your fucking brother" ???

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

Argh

It hurts my brain! Funny though, if it weren't utterly utterly wrong.

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useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)

carry on

as you were

(the original woodsman, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)

Another Pun for all you pun lovers out there....

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)

hAhA

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)

I saw loads of your puns today.

Fabulous.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)

Arf!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)

Puntastic!!

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)

arf

GROOOOOOAN!
*cough*
/collapses
/death by punnage
have this

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)

;¬P

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)

;¬0

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)

listening to tunes now

not bad at all

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)

fanks very much

should have some on fatpigfarm.com soon

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)

mr bounce is quite funny

if your old enough to remember it.

guessed my theme tune yet??

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)

muppet babies?

although the wipe the load off your face isn't authentic

my mate foun the mr bounce thing on lp, and after an afternoon pissing around with it he convinced me to make a hard house tune out of it....
i'm not proud y'know

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)

no it's not muppet babies

tis henson, and the lyrics are real

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

gotta be muppets tonight then

/crosses fingers

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

yay!!!!!!!

you didn't cheat did you and go to culttelly.com did you?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)

where?

didn't know that existed!
i can't think of any more at the mo, but i will, and it will be fiendishly difficult
mwahahahahaha!

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

sorry was this

www.culttelly.co.uk/

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)

ooooooh!

tis home time for me, will have a look when i get home.
see ya in a bit

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)

Ouch!

*holds nose*

woo!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)

How does he smell?

Jamaica?

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)

Norway?

No, wait. Thats wrong....

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)

I dont know what's wrong with me.

I dont get the picture and I now have All Right Now by Free in my head, a strong urge to buy chewing gum and travel across America by greyhound coach.

/80snostalgia

edit: I get it now. Im being a fucktard, suffering from afternoon slow-down.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)

that advert was ace!

and i was only iccle at the time

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)

I have a theory.

Put any group of random students in a room together and they will talk about their childhood and tv and such and everyone who was little when that advert was on is around the age to be at uni. Thus I conclude that re-running that ad would prompt a massive increase in chewing gum sales for Wrigleys just from the nostalgia trip.

Edit: Im sure that we are both around the same age so I too was only young when it was on but remember it very vividly, as do most of my friends, some being able to quote the voice over word for word.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)

Say what you see.

Which limbs is he missing? on what side?

edit - stop being a fucktard, suffering from afternoon slow-down.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)

Helpful advice.

I shall be more mindful of such nuggets of wisdom in future.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)

arrgghhh

painful punnery
woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)

ass asses and their asses asses

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)

truly

horrid.

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Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)

and wrong

did you mention horrid?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)

the asses of peoples ass asses

have feelings too.

they are hurt. they'll pop a 'roid at us all unless we appease them.

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)

its a new reality television documentary

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)

cheeky TJ

This pic looks ver familiar, possibly from a movie
poststuff.entensity.net/042004/image.php?pic=wtf.jpg
anyone else recognise it?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)

as long as its "cheeky"

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)

the filename

suggests it's french...

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)

Oh, I see what you've done there.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)

I don't

(8I) chubby

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)

WTF = Went to France

www.herdofnerds.net/aolisms.php

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

It looks like

the result of a Jackass stunt....

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

that is all

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)

but the pic above is

all right.

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)

heh

indeed...

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)

oooooh, it's like cantor's dust....

but with arses

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)

cantors dust is the shit

actually cantor is the shit.

i love telling people that theres infinities that are larger than others, and they're like, you're wrong and im a computer science major, and i'm like, you're wrong, and so were most mathematicians so don't feel bad you've got company you fool..

(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)

yes, the different scales of infinities thing still makes my brain go a bit squiffy

i really ought to read up on it more

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)

ouch

gotta hurt

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)

Err

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)

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Poon Poon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)

Ouch !!

That took me too long to work out . .

Woo :¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)

Hehe

Counting is fun!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)

Geiger Counter ?

Ouch (again)

+ Woo

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)

top punnage.

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Poon Poon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)

clever

me like!
Woo!

(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)

Hooray for Sea Mammal jokes!

Good MORNING (at least to me) all!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)

Looks like you've blown a seal

Oh, no! That's just frost in my moustache!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)

sorrry bout the bum

maybe you need some ass creme?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)

I'm slow

erm....

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)

imdb :-)

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Poon Poon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

The Seventh Seal . .

Bergman film, arty, gets shown late night on BBC2 sometimes . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

Mmm, breakfasty...

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Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)

i've heard of it

but not actually seen someone make it.
Woo!

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)

hi and welcome to another edition of

this episode sponsored by Heinz tomato ketchup

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)

he has

eyes in his chest. He must be evil

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)

perspective

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)

Arf!

Welcome back from school, pull up a kitten

(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)

These are great

Do you look nice in your uniform?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

Hey man, save some for me!

(Thewsion Unclear Power, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)

Woo!

and top lurking there our kid

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)

Whilst Dad looks on approvingly . . .

Hehe

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)

Baby's first toke

is a proud moment for any father

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)

Woo

thats well good.

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sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:19, archived)

Blob#23 Best friends

BB is based on my best friend Dave who is a girl and hasn't ever seen blob cat before...she usually wheres a hat but not for this pic :)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)

it has come to my attention

you have started painting these...

they am excellent

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)

bloody arty farty types

afternoon

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)

it's you...

hello

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)

pfffff... after that cheery welcome i think i'll just go and hang myself in the wardrobe

hmmm... or i might just have a cheese sandwich instead

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)

Wish I had a scanner

The ones in Uni are almost bloody useless.
And cheers for the praise, Ive felt low all day so I only got out of bed nearly 2 hours ago and I still havent eaten.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)

You must eat!

Food is good for you and yummy and stuff.
*hands over jaffa cakes*

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Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*eats jaffacakes ravonously*
(#)(#)(#)
Thanks i neded that..

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)

seriously though,

eat something, you'll feel better*

*thats what my mum used to say

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Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)

I assume the hat is being used for "other purposes" ?

Woo :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)

it was last seen in the viscinity of bovine

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)

We won't see that again then . . . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)

i'm sure he'll give it back

once it's full

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)

*fwap*

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)

They are beautiful

and I look forward to their future adventures...

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)

Hat?

I though it was some wooly undergarments...

Woo to the picture - fluffyness incarnate...

(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)

wootiful!

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Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)

woo

lovely :)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)

Cuteness alert!!!

These pictures you do are great :)

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Dogme, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)

aaww

so fluffy!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)

Maximum woo

Blobcat (and friend) is setting a standard in fluffyness.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)

ooh, trendy

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooh

i likes.

(yakmonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)

the blob of the cat's physique

suggests that you are suffering on the inside but do not wish to allow others to know, instead by using the cats to express these feelings you are able to allow others to subconciouslly pick up on this.

The pink in the cat's ears suggests femininity yet the contrast with the red eyes, suggesting manly danger points the bunny to your exploring side, trying to understand as much as possible in a friendly manner.

Their white complection suggest a fear of death and a love of purity and good souls. This idea is cemented in the smiles and the eye contact the two creatures are giving off, you understand their friendship.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)

Pfft!

Bet your fun at parties ;)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)

He used to be

the cloth eared elephant
then he WAS fun at parties

(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)

Well, I saw these two people in a supermarket the other day.....

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)

haha

that's bad

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)

So old.

But somehow so funny...
You get my new woo!

Because I love puns!

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Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)

Thats a nice woo.

and i'm glad you like puns. I've got plenty of them....

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)

Who is it?

what are they doing? where did you get it?
Still, with this little information, it made me laugh :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)

Careful, 14mb download

www.mysteryafterdark.net/racingvideo/atlantagrape.mpeg

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)

Ahh

Cheers mate. tis downloading now.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)

Soemone posted a video on the board a few pages back

Of a woman TV presenter at a grap cruching competition. She falls off, then lies on the ground moaning for a while.

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UncleLewy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)

Sounds good to me

Nothing better than other people falling over.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)

illiant

(bum plops, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)

Good gravy

Punnery of the highest order. Bravo.

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Malchick, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)

Hehe

Woo!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)

Puncakeular!!

Woo!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)

OUCH the punnage

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)

Love Me Tender *Honk*

*Quack*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)

haha

good one

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)

hmm

haha how quirky

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Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)

That is fucking woo!

He looks like Elvis, but duckier.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)

not entirely sure how to hold it though

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)

With kid gloves

I'm sure.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)

hold it like Elvis?

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)

more like the king than...

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004181548,00.html

(finnbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha. made me laugh like a nanahead

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)

ahahahahahahaha

as fantastic as always... now if you'll just go with these charming gentlemen in the white coats they've got a jacket for you to try on

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)

HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ditto

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)

Great!

Woo to you

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)

hahaha

woo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)

Shopped tighter

than a Ducks Arse. Which it is.
Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)

*quack*

marvellous :)

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)

ooh, that's top.

edit: well, bottom.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)

Spongebob

Squarepants?

(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)

Tighter than a ducks arse, You

etc. Woo

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)

Arf

Good shoppage
Bad pun
woo
yay and
lots of houpla

(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)

woo

excellent shoppery

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)

that is fantasmogorical

the lips are slightly disturbing, when you realize that's actually a duck's bum

hmm

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bookerina, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)

Im lovin it.

One of my mum's many nicknames for me and my sister was Horse head and Duck bum...She tends to just call mem Sausage nowerdays

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:19, archived)

hahahahahahahahaaaa

Excellent :-)

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:44, archived)

woo

and congrats on the FP

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newg rum n coke, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)

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