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God save the queen,

'cos tourists are money...

I'll be in the tower if anyone needs me

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

Phhwooooar!!

etc..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

Stick a paper big on 'er 'ead.

Boink her.
Then nick 'er crown.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

you'd get a fair price on

ebay for that i'd say!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)

you don't have to look at the mantlepiece

while your poking the fire

/coat

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

what if you have

a penchant for poking the mantlepiece?

/also coatwards

(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)

You dont have to look down

when you do that.

/coat as well

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

pervert

welcome to the club

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)

I could out perve the lot of you

Side affect of being single for too long.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)

that sounds

almost like a challenge
*licks lips*
"Wait! I like chocolate!"/dirtyhomer

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)

i like a challenge

we have to make a perverts only day on the board sometime

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)

But that includes everybody here (nearly)

It would be kinda pointless.
I still find the image of you in a miniskirt and toteing a tinkywinky handbag fetching.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)

you win hands down then

pervert.

i'll shop the image and e-mail it to you if you want

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)

Anytime

I'm always in need of a good laugh

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)

will start work on it tonight

will send it tomorrow if i remember

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)

Oh dear lord

Wonders what horror tomorrow will bring.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)

hahahahahahaha

my head on tinky winky's body and a mini skirt

just don't eat before you check your mail

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)

*makes a note*

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)

1. eye dropper on body

2. paint brush in color mode.
3. paint face.

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)

so thats how you do it???

i wondered!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)

awww she's blushing

Thanks for the great tip, I never knew that!

[edit] Her bra's snapped!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

she looks a bit like a zombi now

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)

I would

etc. etc.

(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

Hey thats Aki from the Final Fantasy movie.

looking a bit old though :P

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Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

Off with her head.

Save me the rest, I can use that...

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

Ooooh, shoulder cancer!

:)

But I still might.

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xandmi, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

According to Google

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only

It's Earth Day

I fucking love a nice bit of earth.

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

we plant the seeds, god grows the seeds

and we eat the seeds.....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

Neil, Neil, orange peel....

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mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

If only I could see you again.

(lordanthony_thecoat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)

we throw up the seeds

they grow again

ah the circle of life

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

*nature* grows the seed

and we eat the seed.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

/pedant

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)

I got FP'd again!

Bloody hell!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)

Show off!!

well done though.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)

Well, no

I'm just shocked that a 30 second bad-taste job got on there!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)

The best ones

are the ones that come naturally without great effort.

Or something

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

and

we smoke the flowers

(radja, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)

Bury it!

Bury it HARD!

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mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

Yes

I know. :) Although there seems to be disagreement on the actual date...

(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

it is today this year

and in march next year as far as I can figure out

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)

so *that* is what it's about

I thought it was some neo-hippy tree-hugging bollocks.

w/y/h

*fetches spade and heads for nearest playground*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

Homos In Disguise

Edited for the benefit of the Pedants

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

They are the deceptecons?

no?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

There is always one

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

I have yet

to leave my childhood behind....

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)

Megatron

Starscream and Soundwave if I remember correctly

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4838 Let the man go through, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)

That's not Soundwave,

it's either Rumble or Frenzy, who were two of Sounwave's cassettes.

/geek

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

Very good!

I didn't take into account his size

Cue 'they're not small, they're just far away' joke...

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4838 Let the man go through, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

And anyway,

it's not Starscream it's Thundercracker.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)

heh heh heh

fant-arse-stick!

getting a new phone next month, shall i get:
Nokia 6230
Nokia 6600
Nokia 6820
Nokia N-Gage QD
Sony Ericsson K700?

these are phones that i know will work with my PDA, and will be cheap/free on contract...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

Not, I repeat NOT the N-Gage.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

only put it in the list

as its the one without the sidetalking bollocks :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)

I've a P900

which has replaced my pda for the most part...

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)

have a sony clie th-55

which is everything but a phone.
really only need a phone with gprs and bluetooth for net access and i'm sorted

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

I had a Sony E T610

for a while and it was very good, small and light but had everything in it... battery life wasn't as good as a nokia for example, but it was ok

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

Get a big ass old style one, with the platform thingy,

so you have to carry around a brick.

Then I will respect you.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)

my current phone is an NEC e606 on Three.

so technically i already have a breeze-block

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

wait a couple of months

nokia are bringing out a 1MP camera phone.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)

the 7610?

won't connect to my pda as far as i know.
i don't even need a cam in the phone as my pda has a VGA cam in it, and have a 4 megapixel digital camera

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

well get what ever one connect to your PDA

and allows you to make phone calls.

because at the end of the day, all you need to do is be able to phone from it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

the voice of reason

ta!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)

make sure it's a 6230

then you'll get rampant paedos trying to bum you! according to The Sun

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)

can I be a pedant too?

Most (male) transvestites arnt gay, they fancy women. Eddie Izzard told me so

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

Executive transvestites

who live in caves somewhere...

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)

Ooooh that cunning Decepticon fools me every time!

that counts as woo!

I'm very much waiting for a feature length transformers mega robot explosion no-holds-barred laserbot all-rule-the-planet *live action* movie.

Anyone ever heard about any plans? At all?

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Nonetheless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)

morning all!

its pretty sunny today in manchester (for a change) so here's a sun!

/ps - happy earth day (WTF!)

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fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

I can only assume

someone has nicked the rain then.

wyh

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

Its lovely and sunny in Aberdeen as well

And I have the afternoon off!
The pic reminds me that I will be able to enjoy it for once.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

Weird things happening

here...
Left a sunny and really promising beer garden day in York to drive the 20 miles to work in Wakefield where the weather is arse..

How can 20 miles make such a depressing difference?

*edit* WOO to happy sun

(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

No Idea

All I know is that I have a meeting at 12 and then its a a tiny walk to the pub where I plan to spend a good chunk of time.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

bitch

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

I would like to point out that I

Almost never get to go out.
I came in to 3rd year and my social life just went tits up.
I spend most of my time chained to a computer or playing with intestines.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)

fair enough

it wasn't aimed at you as a person, merely the fact that you will be in the pub
and i will be chained to a desk. ;¬p

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

I just like to complain

:)
Only 3 weeks to go (nearly)

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)

woo yay to you

where you going back to after that?

and what will you be qualified in?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)

Zoology

with an emphasis on molecular genetics and parasitology.
Fun.
I have no idea what I'm going to do with it.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)

get an office job and surf b3ta all day

burgerking are hiring i hear.

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

never

ever
ever
ever.
I mean it.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

we are hiring

but you have to live in surrey

/shame (£1M sheds-r-us)

(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)

good for you

you can come and be my P.A. if you want.

it will involve organising my hectic drinking schedule, and chugging booze lots!!!!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)

awww

no fair. fully skint till tomorrow so i am going to have to sit in sobriety for a while, have a banana though, might run a project on whether or not the mind altering urban myths about the skins are true

(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

Woo to pic

www.b3ta.com/board/3078342

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

Internet time must be different.

It's 1973 where I am.

(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

1904 here.

seems my powerbook has run out of juice again.

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Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

I'm reading this on papyrus

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

I'm not even born yet!

I'm minus 4!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

ace!

if I send you a quid through paypal
can you buy me 33 sherbet dips and a couple of blackjacks?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

Is it?

Looks pretty fucking miserable in Didsbury.

Anyhow, woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

im over

in south manchester (bramhall!) and its blue skies!

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fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

You mean Cheshire

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

nope - apparently

not any more!!
we used to be in cheshire - then they moved the boundaries and apparently we are now in "Greater Manchester" !!

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fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

chorlton was crap as well this morn

crumpsall isn't that bad though, but i am in a basement office

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

it's always fucking miserable

in didsbury

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

How terribly true.

However, the new Woodstock garden is 100% of aceness!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

acherly

it must be going on a decade since I was in didsbury ... so that was slightly harsh

but it's consistently rained on me the last five times I've been back to mancunianshire

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

you still out next thursday?

at that gig thing?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

erm.....

Yes! Just remembered what you were banging on about. Must find my tickets!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

and the 7th @ kro2

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)

No doubt.

What a hectic schedule! I've only just got over my hangover from boozing it up with Martian and Vork on Tuesday...

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

ah you've got plenty of time to recover

drinks in grand central before music box?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)

Grand Central?

Are you mental?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

yes.

pick somewhere in didsbury then

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

Font Bar

Handy for Music Box, and not Grand Central.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

no to great in Canterbury today

have a woo

(m1k3k, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

noish pic

'tis noish here too (albeit a bit cool.)(Tipperary/Éire)
The Earth Day thing is to make google look all nice 'n' hippy-ish.. lull you into a fall sense of security before they read/process all of your mail..

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

sweet

it's sunny darn saaaahf too

(until that animated I thought you'd gone a bit mental)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

went to the zoo. saw this and wee'd mi'sen.

"interpretation"

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Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

Awwww

It's darling! I love owls!

(ladycat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

that's

proper tweet tWOO!

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

i like what it did with the walls

tWOO

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

took him ages...!

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Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

Those tasteless colonists!

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xandmi, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

ooooohhh tasteless

but *snort* at the same time
/cringing
/laughing

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

She looks like a monkey!

And she was shagging a monkey!

Eh? What? The mic's still on? Eh? I'm fired? Oh...

/Big Ron

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TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

arf

I love it when celebrities commit career suicide - it livens the board up no end

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

I'd prefer it if Big Ron committed suicide, never mind his career!

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Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

After deciding that Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield were crap

ITV reveal the new team leading their charge in the ratings war

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

I hate Kilroy.
What did the other one say?

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/3078273

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

lead balloon

springs to mind.

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Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

or 'leeds united'.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

"i'm learning to love imminent relegation"

/leeds fan

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

as am i

/man city fan

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

ditto

/wolves

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

Well my team West ham will be playing all three teams in division One next season then.

Seeing as we aren't going to get promoted.

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Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)

Thanks Nigel. Thanks Delia.

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

Well done Norwich!!

I went to a footie match there once.

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Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)

what he said

/wolves

(FoetalYouth, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

ditto

/leicester city

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fishsticks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

Thirded

/Spireite

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mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

I'm grateful

for teams more shite than mine saving me from relegation. Thanks Partick Thistle!

/Aberdeen Fan

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

he he!

Bastard. ;)

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mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)

And thank you kilmarnock :)

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Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)

nah they don't need a new manager

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

we need a new team

that's what we need

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

And he got fired for that?

Ahahahahaha
Fuck
Silly twat
thanks for telling me.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)

he resigned

(possibly the fastest-accepted resignation in history - but still a resignation)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

nah he resigned

agreed the player was being lazy, but big ron should know when to stop digging

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

Now that

would be worth pulling a sickie to watch.

(although the comparison's a bit harsh - Ron is an idiot who let slip an unmentionable - which he does every other minute - whereas kilroy is a cunt)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)

Same

could be said of Richard and Judy. He's a cunt and she's just a dippy old tart who boobs from time to time.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

yeah, im just after a cheap gag

I think Big Rons commentries are genius, he will be missed

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

And now, a quick look at today's newspapers

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

Nice!

(It's all a bit satirical this morning ... )

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)

ooh

satire!
wyh

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

arf!

ooooooh, satire! ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

heh heh heh

had to do this yesterday:

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

Ahahahaha!

I scanned through her Sky special. They were really going for the whole 'Di on Newsnight' look.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

ha ha ha! are you sara cox?

she had a similar rant about the slag yesterday afternoon
bless her little northern monkey pregnancy support socks

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

On other pages:

Sun journo in "correct use of semicolon" shocker!

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

Bad Eastenders pun alert

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The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

Cat Skater!

Woo.

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

That is

fantastic! I love that cat!

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

That cat

will be back

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The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

goody

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

She'll do anything for a Tenor

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)

wyh

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:10, archived)

Arf!

That is all.

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mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

she always was the dirty spice girl

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

haha :)

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

I though it was baby

that was the filthy one?

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

actually i always thought sporty was the dirty one

and the only one i'd sleep with given the opportunity

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

I thought they were a bit skanky

But thats just me

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)

yeh but you could slip it to sporty

from behind whilst watching match of the day and she wouldn't complain.

heaven

apologies for crudeness

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

No need for apologies

Women are a lot worse than men on that front.
Have you never been near a hen night?
Scary things.
I just never liked the spice girls at all.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

i have been near several hen nights, very scary

and the spice girls i never liked music or them in general, apart from the sporty idea.......

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

eww!

sporty.
*shakes head*

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)

badum tsh!

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

Manfred Mandrill

(lordanthony_thecoat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

How rare

yet woo.

Why has he got antlers?

edit: and deers legs?

edit2: and nice mini domo lurkage

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)

Because

he is one of the 10% of Mandrills that have deers legs and antlers. FACT.

(lordanthony_thecoat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)

wierdo

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:10, archived)

A further 5% of Mandrills

are the spitting image of Colonel Abrahams, including the epaulettes.

(lordanthony_thecoat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

Superb

Woo for non-football/celebrity based posts.
I have the rare import version of the same album: Domo in the Distance.

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

Hooray for Manfred Mann!

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)

Imposter!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

I just woke up

(isn't shift work luverly?) and Google told me it's Earth Day. So.. happy Earth Day to everyone!

(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

That's

why they had that fish.

Woo.

(ladycat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

should have been a worm

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

Oooh, so it is.

It's also presentation day for me- I find out if my final project was worth doing.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)

Good luck

One of my friends nearly killed himself with working for the exact same reason in the last week.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

goody lucky

matey bloke flap old salty seadog amigo, flip flap jock strap piano tuner. Lets see you balls this one up!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)

It comes Ready-Ballsed.

I have to make it look like it's *meant* to be.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

*passes miracle*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

haha!

cheers!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)

The website that's listed for Official Earth

Day says that the official Earth Day when you search google is March 20th.... Are we living in a time warp? Should we all dance?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

Looking back, Big Ron has much to answer for.

(microsaulxp, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

Send us a postcard when you get to Hull

I'm told the flames are lovely at this time of year.
Hehehe.

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friendlyfire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

I'm not condoning racism...

... I'm condemning Ron for it.

Click here to hear a grown man make the worst excuses he can.

(microsaulxp, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

More crap. :-)

Day One Day Two

(ladycat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

ahahahhahahah

i am liking these

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

I never understood the aversion to comic sans.
it is however 100% fact that we are more obscene than you lot.
I get in trouble all the time by inadvertantly offending americans.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

Americans are cunts - hence getting offended all the time

(Apart from all those ones who think that the word "liberal" is an insult) 100% FACT*

*may actually be 100% LIE

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TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

hee hee

(note to self - do pic of queen shagging donkey)

ning!

oooh i'm off to a meeting, back in a bit

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

/board falls apart

It's like ravens leaving the Tower Of London!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

hahahahahha

twunt

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

He just came in to...

Love you and leave you.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

he always does that

i'm looking around for a new partner now.

he just doesn't understand my needs *sobs*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)

and you do have

special needs...

you joey

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

Handbags at the ready!

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)

i've got mine

*does tinky winky pose*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

Ooohhh

give us a twirl

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

*twirls and shows off mini-skirt*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)

Arf

*Earl Grey/TFT*

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

/Earl Grey/monitor interface

Blimey, she's got us sussed.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

Astutely

spotted. We like hardcore shopping as long as the grammar and punctuation are correct.

Long live goatse

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

there's a thesis in there somewhere

(has sickboy not done a donkey-shagging-queen picture? or was that just a dream I had ...)

w/y

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

"..and I said he was quite well hung.."

"Well hung- Gettit?!"

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

miiinddd pissss

I was just googling for Mr Atkinson

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

let's face it.

He has commited career suicide.

He has more chance now of fronting a BNP party broadcast rather than sports commentary.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)

Shame.

He had been the most inadvertantly amusing buffoon on tele. Good job BBc are getting the Premier League back!

Woo to the pic.

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

Ron Atkinson knows

as much about football as Posh Spice.

Fat useless cunt.

Funny thing is, I thought Desailly was being a lazy cunt, it's just the added racism that was bad.

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

agreed he was a lazy little boy

but there was no need for the 'N' word to be used

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:10, archived)

Are they? When?

That's good news then.

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Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

US TV went too far last night....

Story

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:51, archived)

oooooh

that is*titter*poor taste...*titter*shame..

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)

Oh Paleaaaase! Why should she be immune from this kind of media crap? I don't see the big deal.

(avid, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)

hahaha

missed it, will wait for the repeat on bravo

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

pfffffft

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

pfffffft!

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mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

I read on

CNN.com that dead Princess Diana pics were shown, but they didn't post them. Are they icky?

(ladycat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)

Dunno,

seen fakes ones. Apparently they showed photocopies of the photos.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

the old saying in this part of the uk is:

"diana here, diana there, bits of diana everywhere."

nasty and not correct, but usually raises one stifled giggle.
apparently as the emergency services were trying to save her the paparazzi kept getting in the way, and their pictures are the ones shown.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

That

is awful! Paparazzi people are bizarre.

(ladycat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

they cater to the tastes

of the plebs
slags who pretend to fuck footballers
and slapper ex-royals sell newspapers

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:10, archived)

another one is

dianna's as dead as a dodi

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

She was on the radio too

... and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the bonnet...

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

Princess Di's in Paris

...should have been the headline.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha etc

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fishsticks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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TooMuch2AM, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)

get yourself to hell!

NOW!!

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)

God I wish they'd just let this die

(Pun intended)
I didn't give a toss when she was alive, I didn't give a toss when she died, but I do wish that moneygrubbing cocksuckers would stop violating the goddamned corpse already. WE FUCKING GET IT - SHE'S DEAD. Now what I would like to see is someone explaining why I should give a shit.

(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)

Why.

"Any man's death diminishes me, for I am involved in mankind. Therefore do not send to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee."

John Donne

(You're all morons., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)

Beautiful

if there was any justice in this world, that would end the thread RIGHT there.

OOOPS

(kurios_oranj, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)

All I have to say to that is:

Fuck mankind.

(Tetsuo, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

SPLORK!

that's great!

WYH

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lord bofingham, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)

w00

heheh your goin to hell m8, cya there :P

(explosive_monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)

excellent!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 1:32, archived)

dont know why

everyone is going mad about these images. Pictures of di's car crash have been available for years on rotten.com

(ben j davis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)

Fakes.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 8:12, archived)

that am woo!

(Attention Whore, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)

is it real? is it?

thought i'd use that cat that has just 'dropped' off the board :)
this one: www.b3ta.com/board/3077985

new b3ta kit:
http://www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)

Not real,

but cuter than the "real" pic.

Woo!

EDIT: I drive over than bridge several times a month, and I've never seen any gigantic leaping sharks (or cats). Poo.

(ladycat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)

beg to differ. I'm told there are a lot of predatory sea kittens (or shittens, if you will) in the bay area these days...

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)

I must be

crossing at the wrong times of day, or maybe they are hiding behind Alcatraz.

(ladycat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)

believe you can lure them out if you go out on a boat trailing catnip.

(not that I will find out this year as there are no bastard work visas left because GWB is satans cock jockey)

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:42, archived)

yay

new b3ta kit.

needed it last night, but couldn't find it

Fank u

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)

not everything is there yet,

a few good b3tans sent me some more images/memes for it last night, i can put them up tonight :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)

some stuff on it i want so will play tonight

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)

Did you make the new kit?

It has a great and very necessary warning...

Not real, btw, but woo.

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)

aye. that be me.

yesterday i noticed only Spiny's copy of the kit remained, and as that was an old mirror, I took it upon myself to rebuild the kit with more images than before :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)

But, but, but...

There's no Munter or Death Star...

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)

i have them at home

ready to uplaod, along with the immortal codez :D

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

yay

glad it came with a warning =)

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

Oooooooooh Matron

Before you question my sanity, please note that this is only likely to ring the proverbial bell of
a) Brits
b) those aware of this week's challenge

Yes I know it's juvenile.

(Jenska, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:28, archived)

The question remains,

are you sane?
edit: And seamless. Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)

Christ, look at the evidence.

Is it normal to look at a picture of Sid James and Babs Windsor and think "I know, I'll put MP's heads on them". Oh the animosity of the internet allows your abnormal side to run wild.

(Jenska, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)

Wrong.

Take a step back, look at the big picture. You are on b3ta, "you don't have to be crazy to be here, but it helps"
edit: what i mean is that you're a loon. Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)

Are you David Brent?

Praise da lord for care in the community. They didn't have the internet inside and it's awful tricky typing and pantshopping (no potato shop access) with a striaght jacket on.

Scaring myself now. I'm normal - honest.

(Jenska, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)

well, that's, ummm....

now - what is that word?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)

Are you still not back at work?

You slack bastard.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)

i'm not, no.

i'm luxuriating today.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)

Yes, but it's sophisticated

in a juvenile way.

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)

Thank you kind sir/madam

(Jenska, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:46, archived)

It's OK. Ron's down with it.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:28, archived)

ha ha ha

(I always expect BR to take off in that pose)

(edit: or more pertinently open his hand)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)

Fat

xenophobic cunt. Glad he got the dunt, he was shite anyway. His comments had hee-haw to do with the game, and he had to mention Man U at least five times a game, even when they weren’t playing.

Here's another questionable Ronism:

"The Bulgarian players are tried and trusted. Well, I'm not sure they can be trusted"

Shifty looking gypsies, them eastern Europeans.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)

Well he's just an idiot really..

But whatever, Big Ron is now off our TVs for good, and that can only be worth celebrating.

The only dark cloud on the horizon is that they'll get some even bigger wanker to replace him..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)

there's somebody bigger

than big ron?
*boggles*

I reckon they'll build an over-sized camel-hair coat and fill it with two or three normal-sized people in a scooby-doo style.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)

They have

to wear lots of gold too. Ron was the white mans Mr.T.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

hurrah

agreed.
anyone know what he (allegedly) said?

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)

He was talking about Desailly to Clive Tyldesley

and said "he's what's known in some circles as a f**king lazy n*g**r"

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

it's down the board

it was a phrase you could perhaps get away with saying if your name is snoop dogg or old dirty bastard.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

just copped

thanks (2x)
I knew the context-just not what was actually said..

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

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