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# no faeces in OUR chicken in a bucket
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# ern... I know this one!
A microwave! A Cutlery set! A cuddly toy!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# that last ones a dildo


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Im kinda on a roll here on learning stuff
Id like to start making "woo's" using clips from dvd's. I have no idea how to. Anyone got any links that can help me? this uni comp im on has Powerdvd,flash programs image and photoshop if that any help.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# power dvd has a 'screen capture' function somewhere
use that to capture each frame at a time.

then open them captured images together in imageready, which will automatically order them and set them up as an animation.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# hey
you're a student in Middlesborough. I was too, a few years ago.
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Yep
*watches battle royal while sufing b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# still the shithole it was four years ago I assume?
The uni itself was quite nice though.

What are you studying (allegedly) if you don't mind me asking?
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# you can't polish a turd, but they've tried, bless 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# i
watched that the other day, a most awesome movie if i recall. I'd be the bloke with the gps tracker and out fox them all! ha-haa
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# and get *SPOILER REMOVED* ?
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# what I don't understand is
how come none of them seemed to know about battle royale, despite it being a huge telivised event?
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# yeah =(
Good site with FAQ
www.battleroyalefilm.net/
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# oooh
there's a nice Italian restaurant in Yarm where i got addicted to pistacio nuts...

Excellent area.
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# ah yes
Yarm was quite nice.
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# why was
Tuesday night the big night out in Yarm?

Weird
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Dunno
Wednesday was Madisons. I still come out in a rash just thinking about it.*

*might have been from one of the local pram-faces though
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Trace whats on the screen
very quickly then scan it in. Thats what I do.
(maddave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Europe oui ou non?


Patriotic pete says too much really..
(CerberusDog woof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# TJ
Is firefox worth using? Uninstall IE?

w/y/h to the pic by the way.

EDIT: many thanks my strange and nerdy, speccy, internet-twat friends! I'll install it as soon as I get home, which if I bypass the pub, will be in about 30mins. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# The Fox of Flame is masterful.
I've kept IE though, because there are a few sites that aren't FoxFriendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# tis true
lycos mail (.co.uk) and natwest sites all moan, but other than that Firefox is the bestist
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# you can't really uninstall IE without buggering windows up.
firefox will happily run alongside it, and you can set it as your default browser
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# use firefox

i do at home, but don't uninstall IE. it's always handy to have a back up. and i dont think you can have windows updates without IE.

firefox is good, it has never crashed on me like IE does
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Yes.
Firefox is GRATE.
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# PHAQT?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# 100 pissant phakt*
* May not be entirely true
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Firefox sucks ass!



Not really. use it. use it NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# What they said .
Them up there

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# If you have XP I dont think you can uninstall IE
I know you cant get rid of Media Player or Outlook (and not through lack of trying)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Had that for a while
(tried Opera and Netscape) but a lot of web sites only work in IE now. Plus you have to re-enter passwords etc. It does automatically import IE favorites and tabbed browsing is pretty woo, but MS have the market tamed methinks.
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Reminds me of the
suspect cards in Cluedo

edit: how rude! w/y/h by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# So that's where he got it from


In case you were wondering WTFIBOA, this link (13 odd meg video file) will explain... it was in the newsletter a while back but the link died (its almost too absurd to be offensive*)
*Watch at your own risk but it is very funny

seemed better in head alright?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# My girlfriend just asked me if she can get her lip pierced...
Free Image Hosting by ZippyImages.com
Sounds good to me.

It has been brough to my attention that this may be a bad idea. (bj)
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Surely buttoned would be ok?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Sewed shut is preferable.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# i'm sorry, but if your gonna post a pic of you G'friend

at least have the decency to show us the entire body so we can tell her how it will look......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# *ahem*
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# i linked it a few threads down
www.b3ta.com/board/3078720

you must have missed it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one squire.

I did miss it. I blame work.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# I haven't and
no I won't* Why you replying to me, Count SUCKula**

*Maybe inaccurate.
**see what I've done there?
edit: I've made a schoolboy error and confused the two of you. Blinky heck!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# it has been done before

our lives are so intertwined that it will inevitably happen every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# ahem.
you have competition...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=22635
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# woo!
yay!
unless that's a girl *spits*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# and you said you
weren't a proper gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# don't believe everything you read
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# he's all mine i tell ya

i'll fight her for him
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# if he don't want her
Can I have a go??


PPPPPLEASE

(How about it miss???)
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# My bird...
Free Image Hosting by ZippyImages.com
She has bad taste in men.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# I...
I...

say that hat's at a very racey angle
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Shes a Fashion Student...
pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Tell her none of those items go together.
Tell her from me.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Everyday, but I'm a programmer
so I have no grounds to advise on fashion...
You tell her.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# and clothing with
quality sleeves
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# i'm sure she has

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# How rare!
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# That was your 100th message.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Holy buggering flangebudgies
How did that happen!?

God, my 100th post was ogling some other guy's girlfriend. Actually, that's pretty much in keeping with my entire life.
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# yum
i not jealous looking at her
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# As not to threadwaste,
Free Image Hosting by ZippyImages.com
For all the Hicks fans.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# OMG it's Randy Pan!
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Mommy!
Goatboy is here!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# *ahem*
BJs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How are you gonna get your knob in there now, though?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# it would fit in the side
so i was told....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# i should hope you don't know for real


*glares with wait till we're at home eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# But how would she..
y'know...

*makes obscene mime*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Given this scenario...
...I would make an incision in one of her major muscles and use small electrical currents to create a radial contraction.
(spungo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Necessity really is
the mother of invention!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# oh, if only!
woo indeed. Allow me a piercing prost.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Yay for trout pouts!
But tell your laydee that cerise shimmer is not a road that you want to be going down...
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# The crap ninja

Ninja vanish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Arf!
That Am Spectacularly Woo
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# and much better than I thought it would be
Although I had read it as Ninja Varnish
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# wax on...wax off!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Arf
A Ninja Varnish film would have a lovely finish

sorry
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Ha ha
Thats aceness, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# haha!
woo!


tj: Now seems like a good time to ask.

I've recently been given a new box at work. Latest spec with XP and IE6.

Animated gifs are absolutely crap on it. I can see shearing as each frame is drawn slowly. They are super-slow anyway. Is this problem generally known about? Is there a fix?

Tried google but only found questions, no answers.

And yes, you are my XP-moving-image-debugging-bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# try using a computer
instead of a box
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# What graphics card is in it?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Sounds like a low-quality (or on-board) video card to me.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# What happens if...
...you download and install Firefox, same problem?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Or
Unreal Tournament 2004?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Do this do this do this do this!
(Dunno if it'll work, but everyone should be using Firefox by now)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# i have no idea, but do try
video card drivers. Using mozilla firebird. uninstalling XP. Get a badger to fuck you're sister.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# *slips into badger outfit*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Tsk,
"Your"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# hides sorry
you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# I utterly demand more
from crap ninja!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# you never know..lurking in the shadows
you'll probably see him :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# oh my
he's marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# poor little thing
can't even flip out
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# That am woo.
And yay.
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# A Masterpiece!
Hilarious cockup = Woo
Ninja = Yay
Cute = Houpla

Therefore we can see that your pic = Woo Yay Houpla
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# haha!
quality!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Woo
to crap ninjas. I am also a crap ninja (got chucked out of ninja school for wearing pink...haven't even passed me provisional...)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# absolute pure genius
you really should bottle that and sell it to the rich
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# geniusly woo!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha I love that
on so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# you're rubbish
I can see your lips move!

/heckle
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# lovely
and wyh to you
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Woo!
That am brillyunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# That's top.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Bwhahahahahaha
hope that's a real rabbit....
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Noooo !!
No rabbitz were harmed in the making of that anim !

Which is exceedingly good by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# That's fantastic!
Although it reminds me of Joe Pasquale for some reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# you have just pre emptied 2 months of planning


(ivor_the_engine, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# superduperwoopayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# mr biggles the pussycat in the henious double act
looks strangley scared/shell-shocked/caught in headlights etc...

woo to yoo
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# a rare *actual*factual* laugh out loud moment!
Thanky!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# fantastic
!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Cecil and I are dancing!

and No FP'S!
edit: thanks all! you fluffy bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# congrats!
Edit - only 2103 posts left until i'm officially better than you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# that's
an interesting new U.N. can' tplace it though...

Count Duckula?
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# indeed
passes prize
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# thank-ee sai
that's the nicest er... THING I've ever been given.

Is this bit supposed to come off?......
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# mines better

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# We all love the young ones, don't we?
That's the series not the cuntmongeringly bad film with Cliff "I'm a twat" Richard in it.
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# correct

have another fiver
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# yay
more beer!!!!

*runs to pub*
*buys 2 pints of summer lghtning*
*bbbbbbbeeeeeeeeellllllllllccccccccchhhhhhh*
*staggers back to office clutching prize(broken)*

THANKS
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# happy 2000 post day :)
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# almost as good as mine
3600ish and none

WOO to you
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# try this hat for size

www.b3ta.com/board/3078720
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# con
grat-u-malations and don't worry, front pages are over-rated.*

*may not be entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# What sausages see just before they get eaten by Boris Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# FUCK!
*glad he's not a sausage*
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# What type of sausage has an eye?
*thinks*

*vomits*
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# They get married in the end

really..
(lebowski, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# i think the clue is in the title of the film...







isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# There's a twist
his name ain't really bill
(lebowski, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# It's Barry.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# oh
very good!

I was going to say "Wed Ted" (as in Bill & Ted)
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# is it
suck david?
(radja, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# No, it's
Wank Quentin
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# #do the shake and vac
#put the freshness back ..
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# I can't imagine that ending
would be any more crap than anything that really happens in the movie. Assuming you're actually joking. Otherwise it'd be about as shit as I'd expect after KB1.
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# if they do
I'll kill YOU for ruining it
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Cheap and nasty, but what the fuck......

(samwheagle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# sorry matey

already been done

still WOO though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# been done i'm afraid
with the same source image too
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# AWWW wank the cats!!!!!!!
(samwheagle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# i'd rather you didn't

it makes the board all sticky
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# just waxed it....
(samwheagle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# mmm... cat jism
best of all the mammalian protein drinks...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# please

i've just eaten (again)

and no i didn't eat cat jism before anyone asks
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# But I'm just preparing a fresh hatful...


*stops wanking*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# did you see bill and ben post before

took me an age to find one with a hat in it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I don't believe I did.
Linky?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# mmmm, goes well with a plate of leopards fanny batter....
(samwheagle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# he he!
Nice lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# hee hee. good expletive
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# BUT
you did open his fist
matron
for which you receive big woos from me
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# indeed, already done
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Ron as Hitler
That's new
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# pfffftt
unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# i had started typing
reposting whore

before i spotted that.

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# heheh
Made me laugh
(Omalleh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# love those stick animations..
i have been searching for a good tutorial for a while on making them..... anybody know a good one?
(Halfcircle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# A tutorial?!
You don't need a tutorial matey! This is just fireworks/imageready stuff.

Edit: Keep each part roughly the same size without making any drastic movements and people are none the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# just use pivot
thats what most people do
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# from where..
i can't find a program called pivot on google
(Halfcircle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# you wont

go to MSN groups and search for pivot

you can download the program there and view help files etc....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# dunno as i don't use it
sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# i knew that was you even without reading the full username

maybe we're mentally in tune
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# god i hope not ;)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# stop thinking about last night

was i right?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# hee hee
no

/whistles innocently
/plays with nipples
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# from here
groups.msn.com/Pivotanimation
in Documents.
I think you could have made that animation in pivot and it would look almost the same but it wouldn't have taken so long - maybe.
(Erdos, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Thankie!
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Probably the 1000000000000000000th time this' been posted,
but where can I get me a copy of Pivot?
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# don't ask me.
(dec, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Is it Wurzel Gummidge
(complete with "Child Scaring" spare head)?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Brilliant reply!
You owe me a new monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Whatcu
Talkin Bout Dec?
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# That's Webster,
not Gary Coleman.

Right?
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# ahem
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Ride em cowboy!
most woosome.
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# superbly executed
and muchly woosome
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# That is NOT nice
But it made me laugh out loud so you're forgiven*
Have a Woo Yay!!

*actual text "laugh out loud so your a gibbon" altered due to crapness of joke
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# The cutbacks have hit oul robocop hard i see.
(samwheagle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# yeeeeee
hawwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Fetch....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# hurrah
for canine death recursion!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# the stuff of dreams
woo
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Amen!
and a big fat WOOOOO to the lovely anim.
(teasus likes tea, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# hah hah hah
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# WOO!
most fantastical!
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# excellent
WOOOOOOOYYYYAAAAYYYYYYY

I love these.

MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE
MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE

please? (@:
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# that's the fabbest thing i've seen all day
lucky he's got a never ending supply of dogs :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# surely
the ickle doggy-woggy (no ron pun intended) gets bounced out and over the frame so he can come bouncing in again?

please tell me he doesn't die, pwease don't let him die!
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# he DIES
because you don't love mummy and Daddy enough....


*bullies*
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# nopw
he dies because you touch yourself at night
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Nope....

....he's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# You win!
That is TEH COOLNASS.
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Superb stuff.


Edit: This didn't FP? That is a fucking disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Delightfully disgusting
and yet endearingly cute, I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# I like muchly
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# i just choked on a mint imperial

thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Those things are deadly
but also a much respected confectionary item.
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# correct

i have recovered now.

thankyou to all those people that rushed to my aid.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I'm so glad
i had one of pipingrad's images, as my desktop, prior to hDD death. I'm so glad I have found you and your site.

woo to the bish-bash-bosh-boom pickchure
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Dog-Bone-Boom!-Loop-Tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Excellent.
Excellent excellent excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# hurray, i haven't seen your stuff for ages
death to all dogs! woo!





(cats rule)
(mwybsb, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# 10 print "that is recursive genius"
20 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# brilliant
really just
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# triumphant return
I always think they must be very strong legs.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Houpla!
Fantastic work.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# That is
awesome in the most awesome sense of the word
top woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# How Very, Very, Very, Very ...
WOOSOME!!!!
(FortyFour, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# HAHAHA
That's inspired
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# fan
tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# woooOOO!
excellent!
(TheHorse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# HAHA
good to see your stuff again
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# What sort of kid would slice an animal's eye out with a piece of paper?

An evil one, that's what
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# eeeeeep!
papercuts hurt more than any other injury
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# prove it!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# worse than falling out of a hayloft
and landing groin-first on a step ladder and
returning both testes to whence they came?

or getting a foot caught in an industrial stamping machine turning the leg through 270 degrees and causing a double spiral fracture before crushing the foot to about an eighth of an inch thick?

... yep ... you're probably right
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# nothing when compared
to the horror of a flimsy bit of papurys!
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# *winces to oblivion*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# it's OK
I made them up*




(*0% fact)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# but they're in yourr head!
Can't someone invent an imagination filter to stop this stuff?


sorry. waaaaay too much coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# aaaaaaaaarrrgh!
it blinks!
it blinks!
it blinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# eeeeeeep!
so it does... i'm off


/hides under desk
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Kill it and stuff.
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Arf
The young Jack Hackett...
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Heheheh
so it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# FECK OFF!
DRINK!
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# has anyone else had a celebratory cuppa tea
for it is her vagesty's birthday today
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# really
todays the day?
(mixtapes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# rude twunts
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# according to my calender
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I always
celebrate with a cup of tea. I celebrate getting up in the morning, I celebrate going outside every now and again. I also celebrate having
a cup of tea with a nice hot cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Interesting...
I fear for the accuracy of that there calender, as i believe the queen's birthday (of 2, greedy majesty) was yesterday. Same as my brothers. And Hitler.

Edit: Though no-one ever puts Hitler's birthday on calendars, accurate or not. Odd that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Scary Kevin's
been away for a little while, he's been feeling
a bit drawn, y'see...
Free Image Hosting by ZippyImages.com
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# woo
yeah
(Halfcircle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# thats very nice
I love scary kevin
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Crikey, it's the
NEVER-ENDING NOTEPAD
Tis superbulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# It's like all my stationary dreams
have come true!*

*lies
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# oh good god yes
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# .
Awoooesome
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# special
reet reet special. woo
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# hypnotic
*pretends he's a chicken and eats a raw onion*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Drawn...? DRAWN?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
koff
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ha

*sniff*

No really, that's fabulous. I'm just sarcastic sounding. And he is really scary - it's in the eyes you know.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# that
is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Me and Blobcat are very happy, Cheers B3tan's (pearoast)

What will Blobcat get up to next?
I dont know what she'll be doing
or if im gonna animate as im very new
to using imageready..any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# please do more animation
i nearly popped with happiness
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# please do more amination
i nearly pooped with happiness
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# I wanted the last one sat on the roof
to turn around and say "Quinze"...

But it was lovely anyway.

or the one before the last one, or whichever one was sat on the roof.
Look, it's an 'Amelie' reference, okay...?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# I get it lol!
I love that film...u filty bitch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Use Macro Fireworks.
It's far easier IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# seconded.
even if you drew two frames similar to each other to give that 'wobbly line' effect your hand drawn work would look even more woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# International Mail Order????
oh i see.......
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# I can use director
but ive had problems...Imageready for now...sugestions for what Blobcat is upto next..shes getting bored today.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# And I love blob cat
10 mins to pub...
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# blobcat is good

good luck in the pub.

have a drink on me *passes £2.20*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# I shall have 4 redbull and vodkas for that
Much ta honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# anytime

i expect the full amount back, plus interest by tuesday week. thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# HA
Now I say goodbye.
I hear the pub calling...3 hours late.
Stupid twunts in my group have they no respect?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# kill them

enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I think blobcat should...
Race down the hill in a little red wagon...

But that's just me
(udlras, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Well I think it's time
we saw her patrol her terrirory. Who knows what could happen?
and Imageready is lovely once you tame it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Blobcat could stalk something
wiggling her backside like cats do just before they pounce.

gay terrier on standby
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Awww
Very cute XD
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
#
I think I'm in love with the paintmash-Ocarina in your profile - I shall devote the rest of my days to inventing a magic powder to bring it to life.


/not grooming, really not grooming, I promise!
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# And b3tans ~heart~ blobcat
www.b3ta.com/board/3079782
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# A Blobcat educational video
on the perils of descending steep slopes with no legs!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Ooooo that was my 700th post there!
curses missed it!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I like blobcat and i don't normally like cats :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Big Ron switched the mic off personally when he handed back to the ITV Studio
so how on Earth did he end up broadcasting further?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Aha!
it all becomes clear.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Evil Quo!
woo and yay to you, sir.
(Shatner's Bassoon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# hahahaha

it could only be.......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

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