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I always preferred Sheila

Happy St George's Day everybody.

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Mr Bojangles, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

class!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

loon

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

Okay, I'm asking

(although to be honest I don't actually know what a vocal mash is).

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

it means he cuts out your vocal chords and serves them in a garlic butter sauce

/coat

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

Fab

but perhaps a little extreme. No parsnips?

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

parsnips

are extra.

and he only use's them in extreme cases

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

it's a new concept....

send me a sample of you singing, and i will make a tune with it on

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

oh yeah

Ride 'em c-cowboy!!

excellent D&D punnage

(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

I've been trying for many years

to perfect that 'Ooh, I've just been violated look' - now I realise that I have been looking in the wrong places. All hail to the king, baby.

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

Yay for Dungeons and Dragons the animated series...

...and fucking die Uni, die.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

hahahahahah

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

hahahaha

poor uni

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)

Shorts

I'm going to Thailand soon and was wandering if anyone had any useful tips on short purchases.

(TheSweeney, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)

You may find money useful.

I also reccomend a trip to the shops.

NEXT!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)

where is font bar?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

New Wakefield Street.

Down the side of the Oxford Road flyover.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)

hhhhmmmm

i'll find it, if your still out next thursday.

time etc....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

Fuck knows.

It's almost a week away...

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

fair enough

i might have a spare ticket to the gig as well

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

It that where the typefaces drink?

OfficianaSans-Bold still owes me a pint.

(Stacker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

comic sans is out tonight

woo - what a jaunty party font!

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

i would purchase some shorts

its quite hot out there

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The Ginja Ninja, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

yes, make sure the midgits you get are no more than a couple of feet tall

that way you can get them in most overhead storage compartments

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

Ning, Yak

What lies within the Palace of Glorious Delights today?

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

errrrr, some stuff I think

and then at lunchtime im going to start putting posters up

and last but not least, Ning!

[edit] what about youself?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

scotch

vodka
rum
gin

all good shorts in my opinion.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

Ladyboys and hard drugs.

NEXT!

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

imagine i put some sort of midget related joke here.

what exactly are short purchases?

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

The controller of Channel 4

says that shorts are essential for filling any tv schedule.

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Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

Look out, Guv!

He's got a shooter!

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

Shut It!

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

get some bombay saphire in the duty free on the way back

and then smuggle the bottle into the pub with you up your sleeve.

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e.parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

Dwarves

Hobbits
etc.

Avoid Mountain Giants, though. You'll never smuggle them through customs in a suitcase.

Now, on with the show!

(Stacker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

TopMan

Now delete.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

Not on purchases.

But remember this:

"Always check for stubble"

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

Buy children's trousers,

then let the waists out a bit.

Much cheaper (and no VAT*).

*or has this been abolished now?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

Oddjob, Bob Hoskins, Ronnie Corbett,

Kylie Minogue and an Oomp-Loompa.

NEEEEXXXT!

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

yes

beer, pot & hookers

(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)

Only take

Two pairs.... Just got back from thailand.
It's all you need. Thailand is lovely. I want to
be back there.

Sigh.

(SmallEgg, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to ...

CLIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBB AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I know, it's going to be tomorrow night really

(OhnobMcWizzPop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

what time? what channel?

woo the pic

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

she's back...

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fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)

He had

no chance...
Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

woo!

and may I be controversial and say Woo to Traffic Wardens too!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

Yes you may.

Anyone stupid enough to park in a restricted spot deserves all the fines they get. Just get the bus, dammit.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)

And try not to give off

weirdo attracting vibes whilst on it.

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

or give off extreme weirdo vibes yourself

get two seats to yourself then

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e.parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

But but but

I don't smell of wee wee. I don't think I'd be convincing enough.

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

if anyone sits next to you just stare at them and then slowly lean towards them and start sniffing them

if that doesnt work ask if you can lick their eyebrows

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

/takes notes from the expert

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

*sniff sniff*

you have lovely eyes, what polish do you use?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

comb your hair with a kipper, get a kagool

and wear two different shoes. My recipe for success

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e.parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

I think anyone who complains about their parking ticket (unless they have a legitimate reason i.e. they're disabled or the lines cant be seen)

should be made to take a simple English Test

Explain in no more than 200 words the phrase: No parking at any time

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

haha

the second traffic warden on the grassy knowle......

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)

ahem

knowle*

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

don't know what your talking about dear

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

/ hangs by ankles from Book Depository window

(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

Bless him!

Woo! FP! Thanks :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha
George.

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

Hahahaahahaha

Genie-arse

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wayward., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

george foreman

is ace.

and his grills are good too.

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

we have a george foreman toaster

it has a compartment on the side where you can keep toast warm after you've made it, so you don't have to eat the first round of toast as soon as its done.

best invention ever

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

thats ace

i have the grill. it drains all the fat and maked the best bacon butties ever. even has a bread warming section.......

Healthy & Tasty. I didn't know there was such a concept

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

I wonder whether George Formby ever made any grills or toasters

he would have had a killer slogan "Turned out nice again, hee hee!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

"if you could see what i could see

when i'm grilling bacon"

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

"I'm leaning on the lambchop at the corner of the street..."

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

ahh its an old joke, but i still love it.

"When i'm grilling burgers!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

Called all his kids George - even the girls -

- ready for the day his punched up brain goes.

(microsaulxp, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

The Mona Lisa

is a teeny, tiny little painting, so that's out of proportion.

/pedant

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)

its not supposed to be in proportion

he is an insert. Like he's being bluescreened over a tv picture or something.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

You

Probably also noticed that compared to friendly staff, George is in fact a pixie.

Tut.

(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

love it

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)

genius

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

ooh

i like your clever woo/yay thing.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)

Careful

That made me laugh so much my coffee came down my nose and alerted my boss's evil monkey-bitch to my not-strictly-work-related board perusal.

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

Oouww George!

Not again!

woosy-yay

(edhead, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)

Hooray!

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

hurrah!

thats rather good

(ivor_the_engine, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)

aaaw,

sweet!

(finnbird, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

That am woo!

(Attention Whore, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)

Moving on from the Alpha site...

Here we see Graham De Menthe at the Beta site first discovered in 1337, pointing out the crude scrawlings that date back thousands of years. "Crap, aren't they?" He quips...

(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

Haha - love the Domo

I'm guessing he's reading "Hey new person please read faq, thank you"
or "Norks, norks, norks, fwap, fwap, fwap, dinosaur, fwap, fwap, norks, norks, fwap."

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

ahahah

"dinosaur, fwap, fwap" best Domo impression ever!

(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)

Top crudeness

Although I feel there should be a spurt...

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

Spurts weren't...

...invented until the late-Victorian era then, for obvious reasons, fell out of fashion with the arrival of cubism.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

ouch

(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

But, but, it has a badly drawn (albiet very angular) cock.

Not even Leonardo mastered the badly drawn cock.

This must be the work of aliens, or Atlantians or Nibirururians or whatever they are.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

Did they draw the Badly Drawn Cock upon their new

Graphite Slabs?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

And a Badly Drawn Tea Cosy hat

upon The Badly Drawn Cock?

(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

No.

Only mentalists like Stichin believe that.

There is no real evidence to say that neothlithic man did not carve badly drawn cocks, let alone advanced work such as 'spurts' 'party hats' or 'pubes'.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)

If you can draw a perfect badly drawn cock

It means you're insane

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wayward., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)

erroGenius

(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)

But Leonardo did have

the rudimentary elements needed for a badly drawn cock. If it wasn't for his death, who knows.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

I think badly drawn cock elements...

...is in that next series of programmes on C4 where 'experts' banjax Leanardo's inventions and fight amongst themselves.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

Quo Vadis

was the name of a local chip shop

(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

Slay it! Slay it hard!

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Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

made me chuckle

the old dragon!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

Arf

Happy Saint G-Day

(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

hahahaha

lovely benjamin

saw you on 4rthur last night, couldn't be arsed stalking you though

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)

'ning Mostly.

Feel free to in future...

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Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

hahahahaha

consider it done

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

How

very 'pink pantheresque'

Woo! to you

(Boomshanka, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

when animals go bad.....

www.planetark.com/dailynewsstory.cfm/newsid/24847/story.htm

(blood, fish and bone makes your tomatoes grow big and juicy, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

1,2,3...

HE WAS VERY HORNY!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)

Yer Bastards, it's St Georges Day

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

Woo!

Here's 20p
Animate it! Animate it Hard!

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Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

Not in London

it's not.

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

hah hah hah hah hah!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

that is fuckin excellent

I tip my hat to you sir and ask to be knighted

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

Brilliant!

Woo!

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

woo

so why isnt it a bank holiday! when st.paddy's day is!

great pic!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

because it's racist to celebrate our own national saint's day

bloody immigrants

/big ron

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

it is so stupid!

but then again this is england! we can let people in and give them money! but if you live here and loose your job and cant pay your mortgage! well then my son you can live on the streets!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)

Streets that your taxes have paid for though

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

good point!

that and weapons that we give away...!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

But I've heard rumours that they're going to start taxing sleeping on the street soon*

*May have been dreaming that

(UnkleMunkle lurker extraordinaire, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

hahahahaha

class!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

lovely pic Thor

Was in the paper yesterday, a rugby team are doing a tour abroad, and are going to morris dance to intimidate there opponents. just like the kiwi's do the Haka

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)

Google

loves ST. G.'s day.

(This got deleted before.)

EDIT: how rude of me! Woo to your lovely pic. :)

(Small Beer, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)

yay

for google! best of all the search engines!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)

WOO

to that!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

furtiva has vectorified...

more furtiva in me profile

(teasus likes tea, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

Furtiva appears

to be screwing up her face... Geddit! screwing up her... *sigh*
Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

bananafish

tish

/autocomplete

(teasus likes tea, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

Ah vector where would we be without it (what's our vector, Victor?)

spending most of lives doing pixel art probably, but I'll leave that to those patient perfectionist who bring us such wonderful things.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

I hate temperamental weather

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

mental mental

temperamental!

i suppose i'd better go to work

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spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

woo

genius

slight TJ anyone know if there is any sort of pivot esque tool that can be employed in flash?

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

do you mean rotate?

or how to set the pivot point of a symbol?

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

basically

for animating elbows and knees

only got flash 2 days ago so maybe i'm being a spazz and missing something really couldn't see it in the tutorials

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

is it mx?

If so use the modify too (the box with little arrows/boxs) and change the center point (the white circle) to where the turn takes place and rotate...

(udlras, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

thank you helpful misters and misses

really need to sit down and learn how to use it its fun playing in flash though

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

okay - very basically

you could create a symbol, and position the graphic so that the centre cross hairs are where the joint is going to be.

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)

That seems like

another possibility

(udlras, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)

was it good?

kill bill if it wasnt clear

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

really good

although not what I was expecting

quite a few people were disappointed

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

cool

is it at the cinema, or were you being a very naughty boy and watching it on pirate?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

it previewed in my local cinema last night

was walking home from work and noticed a queue decided to chat to a few people and managed to blag my wway in

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

Top hole sir!

We should just replace the weather forecast with that.

* that said it's glorious sunchine here in sunny nottingham

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

Growl

I know, so bloody moody...smiley and happy then you put down a pen and it goes radge because you're 'messing up the cushions'.

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)

ning

/twitches curtain

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

Ning.

Nice pants, by the way...my favourite colour!
/be afraid

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

ha ha ha

/hides under desk

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

'Goes Radge'

hehehe - I like it!

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

Yay for lemmings :D

These animations are great. More please.

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Dogme, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

That's so much like Sheffield it's depressing

- but in a funny good way

woo yay but not for the weather

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

Woo!

Hello Sunshine!

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Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

Morning all,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)

ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha
ha

ha

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)

raaaaather!

brilliant as per usual :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)

hehehe

smart :)

(hazey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)

i likey that owl

he be WOO and ultima YAY he be

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)

i always seem to sign in as you post one of these

i'm a lucky boy :)

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

so am i

*swallows*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

pfffft!

morning my little pumpkin

i is a happy boy

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

what you happy 'bout summat

i got drunk last night, and am strangely happy.

i think i need a stalker like you. would make me even happier.

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

well

i have a full time job, a week off, joined a record label, and i'm going to monkey world next week

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

and i'm around

don't forget that......

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

oh yeah

and you always brighten my day.
and i had a crumpet for me breakfast
but sadly not some crumpet

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)

i'll make you some crumpet tonight

*nudge, nudge, wink wink*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

yay!

life gets better and better

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

There's a real place called Monkey World?

Oh, happy days! There is a god!

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

yeah!

i can't wait! monkeys rule*

*110% pure fact

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)

*Doing monkey dance*

Bring me back a chimp!

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

*note to self - remember to take a bag*

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

*dons 3D glasses*

Oh, hold on...

Very cool!

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

hehehe

that made me chuckle...

(hazey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)

You Sir

Are a Silly Sod.
Have a Woo.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

Pfffffffftt

Hahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

That am gone done and been good, that done!

Hoorah for owls in fez-type things, and hoorah for cigarette holders!

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TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

Woo!

Nice mini-fez!

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Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)

*grins*

Most amusing sir, bravo and much woo!

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spuddeh where there's no escape, from the fun!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

woo or twit tWoo even

have completly abandoned shopping things these days?

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Sixola, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

Nope,

I still shop occasionaly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)

Angela Browning says:

"The contents of any Estee Lauder bottle could kill every MP in the country stone dead. And that's 100% fact!"

"Clear intelligence" of a "specific threat" my arse...
politics.guardian.co.uk/commons/story/0,9061,1201377,00.html
www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0204-02.htm

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)

Well,

at least someones sons' fencing firm won't go out of buisness now.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

F7 = Spell Check

"She also made an "unequivocal recommendation" that MPs erect the creen after arguing the Commons chamber was a "direct target" for al-Qaida."

Creen?

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)

Damn that elusive "s".

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

creens!

more than one creen!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

work it!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

One for the next edition of OED

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=creen

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

Estee Lauder

must be hugging themselves with glee

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e.parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)

Seamless

but she's only plays a doctor on TV. 'Ning all, by the way.

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)

Well here's hoping about the MP's Estee Lauder interface then :P

Crucifixion's too good for them!

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Dogme, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

its real!!

a bridge... helicopter....

ah wait, no shark.....

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fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)

the eyes!

w/y/h

(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:49, archived)

BLINKY!!!!

awake before 10! Bloody girlfriend! BAH!!

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:49, archived)

Hope she woke you the best way.....

...only ever happens on my birthday!

(Elusive Squirrel, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)

sadly not.

she's in sheffield, I'm in leeds. 'twas only a phonecall.

*cries*

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

mmmmmm.....

....phonesex

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WD-39, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)

i should be so bloody lucky...

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)

"now on Top of the Pops - Kylie with her new single-

- I Should Be So Bloody Lucky"

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WD-39, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

*turns on telly for nice view of kylie's arse*

damn! fooled again!

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

and you should consider youself lucky

you annually lucky man

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)

sometimes Christmas too.

...still not a better way to awaken..

(Elusive Squirrel, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

Ah Mr Burns has a lot to answer for

woo yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)

Yeah, his poetry's shit!

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)

Haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)

He certainly does

NING!

"Smithers, have the rolling stones killed"

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)

'ning

My poor James is going into surgery as we speak to have his quadricep tendon sewn back to his knee - so I'm a bit nervous this morning

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)

*passes valium*

how did he missplace his tendon in the first place

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

He twisted it running after some kids who were

trying the door handle of our car. Ran off the curb only to pop his tendon on landing (big ouchie)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

nice vision

is he o.k. with us running away to New Zealand?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)

As long as he gets all the bed to himself and I send him half the profits

as well as come home every time he wants a cup of tea. =)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)

i think it can be arranged

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

Ning!

Happy St George's day, imperial dog-eater...meet you at Hadrian's Wall after school. You're going to get a doing.

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

i don't think there's any need for violence

could we not just wait for the conker season old chap?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

Pfft

I'll see your conker and raise you a broadsword...oh, who am I kidding, I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag.

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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

i'll see your broadsword

and raise you a very sharp Batleth

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

the Simpsons!

on another note - just been going through last nights posts - woo to this it's a beautiful photo.

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pep, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

It is rather!

At one time Flibz used to disappear into the woods and come back with similar such gems. This is to be encouraged I feel.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

that's

quite ace

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

ice, no slice

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mongychops, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

That post...

Leaves a sour taste in my mouth!

JOKE: It's very good really

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)

thanks

only had tattyshop a month, still learning

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mongychops, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)

Remember

The Clone Stamp tool is your friend! ;o)

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

a bit like cum

or so i've heared

/lowering the humour!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)

We'll have no

'passing the oyster' in here thankyou!

PS - is that bad boy bubby in your profile?

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:47, archived)

its preacher!

:o) aka jesse custer!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

You can see the resemblance though:

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)

true!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

arrrrrrrrrgh!

bad boy bubby!
one of the worlds biggest headfucks

(TheHorse, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

be still cat...

meeeraaaaawww

(TheHorse, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)

come now,

don't be bitter.

you tart.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)

*WHACK*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:48, archived)

lemons make nice heads

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e.parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)

Cycloptic porcine citrus fruit?!?

*plucks out eyes, gibbers and runs away*

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

Well he/she/it is happy

so it isn't a bitter lemon then.

\coat, hat, scarf, umbrella, plane tickets, false beard

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)

Is that...

Evan Dando? (sorry)

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Neth, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

LEMONHEADS!

where are they now? Actually I don't really care, so never mind.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

Ning all

I love it when it's sunny...

enlargerise

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

ning!

me too, I rode to work in shorts for the first time this year : D

and nearly got taken out twice by other wankers on bikes not looking when they pull out of side roads but I made sure I was sufficiently close to them so when I flew past they got me yelling down their earhole very loudly indeed
/rant

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)

do you like anyone on the road?

'ning!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:47, archived)

I want to kill them all

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

summer is finally here!!!

i hear it's gonna rain tomorrow :0(

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)

not in my world it's not

damn your eyes!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:47, archived)

i got back from florida yesterday

i'm wearing a dufflecoat, indoors, with the heating on, and i have a cold already

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e.parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:46, archived)

I came back from dallas a few days ago.

Damn is the UK cold.

(Nursie, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

I like that very much indeed

for it has an attractive lady's behind in it. Hooray for attractive ladies and their pert buttocks, and hooray for you!

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TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)

she's

sunbathing on a roof I can see from my office window!*

*100% lies

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)

Little Flash anim

This was my first keyframe anim (well, first since I stopped using Deluxe Paint III on the Amiga).

Click

(I posted the second one the other day)

No more stickmen from now on though, it's been done to death :)

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)

That is good

At least your stick men aren't 1 pixel width stick men. Hurrah.

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magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

That's true

but they have a habit of changing height and width at random, depending on which day I animated which bits :) oops.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:49, archived)

haha That's ace!

Nice little pay off at the end too.

The rope swinging action reminds me of some old computer game, and it's bugging me that I can't think which.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

Pitfall?

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Dogme, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

i know

the one you on about, you used to have to jump on to them and off them.

(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)

Another World?

maybe

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:48, archived)

Yep and snakes and scorpions and stuff.

Bloody hard it was to, but then most games were hard back then :P

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Dogme, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:49, archived)

Those animations are really cool.

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Dogme, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

heh heh heh

thats great!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

Arf!

Thems are aces, if not way too active for me this morning.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

that's top-class animation. make some more!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

nice

ending on part 2, and nice "flame-on!" style pit of DEATH on part 1. woo to you sir/madam

(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:42, archived)

hehe

It was water but I thought fire would be more EXCITING!!!!!!!

Hm. Quite hard to animate fire though.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)

bet

(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)

Bloody Good Stuff there!

Have a...

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:47, archived)

Pah!

That still cracks me up.

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

Ahh DPaint

I still miss DPaint on the Amiga

*goes all nostalgic*

(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:48, archived)

me too.

I still have the disks and manuals somewhere, cos I couldn't bear to bin 'em.

damn good anims.
they deserve a better woo than I have, but have a jimmy

(teasus likes tea, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

Heheh.

The second one's particularly ace.

(tomsk, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)

Poor forgetful George

they talk in comic sans you know

100% fact

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)

hahaha!

excellent!

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mrRush, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

is that alfie moon?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)

His brother

Tony Moon

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)

one of

my favourite lolipops that

(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)

just experimenting with drawing in flash

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)

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