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stitch up the bottom and fill with stuffing and lavender. You will then have a lovely special pillow.
/Chat reader.
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/Chat reader.
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so first try drinking a glass of water or two and that should fix it, instead of resorting to tablets which they tell you to drink water with anyway. See, it's a conspiracy.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:30,
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to avoid the watery red liquidy ketchup
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:30,
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You just get all covered in come and that.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:30,
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glows in a particularly distinctive manner under UV lights, too...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:43,
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You are Dr Kay Scarpetta AICM £5.
That Lucy's a one, isn't she? When will she just find herself a nice young man and settle down?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:33,
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That Lucy's a one, isn't she? When will she just find herself a nice young man and settle down?
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your bubble bath, remove the correct amount of bubbles by sprinkling talcum powder on them.
Not sure how I found out how to do that.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:30,
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Not sure how I found out how to do that.
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and you can also use shampoo.
Found that by accident i did.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:37,
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Found that by accident i did.
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pull a finger across the bristles away from the bubbles, will fire a spray deadly to bubblekind
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:56,
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i've never seen that one before either, all hail the shortcut maestros
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:34,
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although I just pressed it and my wallpaper scares me
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:36,
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a friend put it on last night - I'd forgotten
www.earbags.com/pressroom/images/boat.jpg
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:41,
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www.earbags.com/pressroom/images/boat.jpg
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windows disappearing... reminds me of the time that someone told me that there is an easter egg in minesweeper if you press alt+f4...
I was an idiot back then.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:39,
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I was an idiot back then.
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does the same thing, and is more finger-friendly =)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:47,
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well i've learned something - possibly the most useful thing i've ever learned from this board.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:32,
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All nice and purple and shiny.
But you probably didn't want to know that.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:31,
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But you probably didn't want to know that.
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gell in your hair, then if someone sets fire to it your hair will burn less violently and will be easyer to put out.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:31,
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onto CD removes the DRM from the track, enabling you to share it with ya mates
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:32,
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buy your MP3s at allofmp3.com
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:33,
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better
EDIT : I have a song for your radio show, how can I get it to you?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:33,
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EDIT : I have a song for your radio show, how can I get it to you?
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before they're actually released
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:34,
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his address is on the radio page
b3ta.com/features/b3taradio/
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:35,
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b3ta.com/features/b3taradio/
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simply plant/lay the grass and leave it for a few weeks without set pathways. The students will form their own natural pathways across the grass that will clearly show where stone/gravel pathways should be laid.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:32,
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where's that from? It's good and I've heard it somewhere.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:33,
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when someone was yelling at me for walking on the grass like every other cunt does. Not sure where it's from.
edit - these chaps have done it:
www.csuchico.edu/lspr/campbuild5.html
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:35,
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edit - these chaps have done it:
www.csuchico.edu/lspr/campbuild5.html
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paint the undersides of your cooking pots with washing-up liquid. When it comes to cleaning them, you'll find the yucky black stuff comes off much more easily.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:32,
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Saves many hours hard work getting little bits of brillo pad stuck in your skin.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:20,
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make excellent ejection baffles for home-made rockets.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:33,
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a r.c.d power breaker when mowing the lawn
*i miss you dad, cries*
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:34,
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*i miss you dad, cries*
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When snitching your teckloflumps, always remember to revolve your flange to prevent excessive burble penetration.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:35,
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is auto snitching so why not down load the free upgrade?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:39,
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the flexible yank plugin corrupts my main pilot episode.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:43,
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Is a great way to get free upgrades on flights. Just make sure it says "Dr" on the ticket rather that "Mr" or "Ms". On this basis, my brother and I went to Brazil on business class, both ways. Lots of free champers.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:39,
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where from?
(I am already a rev.
www.ulc.org/?destination=ordination&numina=1363340309 )
Hail T'internet!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:46,
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(I am already a rev.
www.ulc.org/?destination=ordination&numina=1363340309 )
Hail T'internet!
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I'm a Dr and I've never been offered an upgrade on a plane, did they ask?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:50,
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Looking smart helps too - they won't do it if you're wearing a Led Zeppelin t-shirt.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:51,
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looking smart - oh dear, that's where I'm going wrong, but if you don't get upgrade you have to travel in smart clothes in cramped normal class.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:53,
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virgin seem more prone to upgrading scruffy Drs and BA are more prone to upgrading be-suited plebs. Easyjet will probably just ask you to have a look at the captain's gout.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:58,
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I read that as "goat"!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:09,
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Cut off the stalk end, hold the now open end over a bin with the chilli between your palms. Then roll the chilli between your palms; this will cause the seeds and the little ridge that holds the seeds to get rubbed off and into the bin.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:40,
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that's why I've stopped eating them, it's a jungle down there...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:43,
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And they're not the things that are hot in a chilli. It's the ridges that hold the chilli which are the hot bits.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:44,
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Sounds like a wanking disaster waiting to happen.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:57,
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before putting anything in their bottom, it is polite to ask.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:43,
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behind the lower half of the socket blanking plates. Plugging a phone into there will eliminate all the wiring in the house. If you can get a dialtone in this socket, but not with the faceplate ON, then the wiring fault is on your premises.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:44,
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to eliminate all the wiring in my house? What about the wires that run my telly? And all the lights would fall off the ceilings if the wiring was suddenly as you say, eliminated. Sounds risky.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:51,
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is trying to bullshit you when you're buying an expensive new computer by asking if it has LRF support.
LRF stands for little rubber feet
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:46,
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LRF stands for little rubber feet
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Search google images for "Tropical Sea" until you find a good large image. Whilst looking at this on your screen, alternately clench either buttock, thereby simulating the effect of an ocean cruise.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:46,
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by filling a water pistol with water and a little fresh orange juice and scooshing them when they start their business. They'll run and never pee there again.
And they'll smell all orangy afterwards :-)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:59,
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And they'll smell all orangy afterwards :-)
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is adverse to giving you some oral pleasure, try topping your member with squirty cream.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:26,
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if we'd seen this side of major sooner.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:23,
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I can't get past the idea of putting a domo mouth in there.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:24,
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just think of the NSFW shoppery you could get up to with this:
www.strobes.uklinux.net/840/
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:29,
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www.strobes.uklinux.net/840/
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if you'd used about a quarter of the frames.
I assume you tweened it in flash or imageready rather than hand-making all 147?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:25,
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I assume you tweened it in flash or imageready rather than hand-making all 147?
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like it isn't connected at one end. However, because it is behind the stalk bit it just looks like another banana.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:24,
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im not sure, just looks like he ate one then took a photo of them
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:26,
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it looks like someone's had your bananananananananas, matey!
*sings*
Yes! We have no benanes etc...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:26,
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*sings*
Yes! We have no benanes etc...
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![](http://www.stanleyunwin.com/images/vdg1.jpg)
Meanwhile, outside...
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but its huge and would require some editing. so meh!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:24,
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(well ... subtle as you can get with fisting paraphenalia)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:19,
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in an alternate universe for that to happen.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:31,
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There is no web without porn...
There is no global community without the web...
There is only a sheltered existance without a global community...
Sheltered existances breed ignorance, hatred & depression.
Ignorance, hatred and depression lead to war & suicide.
Therefore this would probably signal the end of life, the universe, and everything...
More philosophical really...
Long live porn!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:27,
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There is no global community without the web...
There is only a sheltered existance without a global community...
Sheltered existances breed ignorance, hatred & depression.
Ignorance, hatred and depression lead to war & suicide.
Therefore this would probably signal the end of life, the universe, and everything...
More philosophical really...
Long live porn!
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I dunno ... hadn't thought that far ahead ... er ... I guess so ... GMato ... that's right ... that's what I was thinking all along ... oh yes ... that's right ... yes sireee ...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:42,
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THE SIZE! THE FUCKING DULL AS SHIT PROGRAM! THE SIZE! THE FUCKING DULL AS SHIT PROGRAM!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:12,
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Especially for the amount of movement going on.
It's freaking me out somewhat though I must say...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:13,
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It's freaking me out somewhat though I must say...
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Did you count them really quick or did you save it an open it in an appropriate program?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:16,
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it tells you in the image properties.
More than likely, it tells you in Forefox too.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:18,
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More than likely, it tells you in Forefox too.
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it doesnt. I'm using the good ol' FF. Just tells me size and gives me the option to block the image :)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:20,
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for some nonentity cunt off channel fucking chav
why my friday is fucking complete
/rant
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:15,
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why my friday is fucking complete
/rant
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and now, one related link and one juicy link:
Big Brother 5: the animals are getting restless.
she loves it
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:18,
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Big Brother 5: the animals are getting restless.
she loves it
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though that would mean trying to remember stuff i've tried conscientiously to forget
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:11,
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well ... when I say "good" ... I just like the word "muon" ... it's very star trek made-up-word-ish.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:17,
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how cultured!
Woo Yay
Are those not pollen grain veiwed under a SEM rather than sub-atomic particles?
/Pendantry
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:08,
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Woo Yay
Are those not pollen grain veiwed under a SEM rather than sub-atomic particles?
/Pendantry
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best of all the made-up sciences.
www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/18/meson_weirdness/
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:09,
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www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/18/meson_weirdness/
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yes i know technically not defiying physics
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is Ice Zebra still around? or has he shoved off after getting his FP?
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