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[challenge entry] increased gravity of the situation
(geetoo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# That's no moon!
Much woo to you! Yay, hoopla as well, in fact!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:22, archived)
# I dare not go outside
that giant golfball will give me nightmares
(Kez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:24, archived)
# This deserves more woos and yays
and I feel bad for not having replied to it sooner.
well done you!
Woo and yay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# That is bloody
great and has not had anywhere near enough replies.

WOO AND YAY AND HOOPLA!
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# That almost counts as mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Ahh, comic timing.
All to lacking in so many posts. Woo and yay to you.
(sacredchao, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Delayed woo
to you
(5700 is doing the CRX rally - Sponsor Me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Almost physics related.


First post, twunted up some uni coursework. Turned into this
(noodle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:18, archived)
# are you on the slowest server ever
or is that 8 megs of images?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# I'm still waiting
it's very exciting...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:22, archived)
# i'ts given up trying here
haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# For a .jpg, this is impressive stuff.
It must be made out of platinum pixels or something.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# my loin cloth is rising in excitement
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:25, archived)
# easy tiger
relax, you'll live longer. It's a slow server.
(noodle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# An 8 mb JPG...
He must be living outside the box!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Nooo!
It's fucking massive! You'd need physics just to calculate how much bandwidth you've just rogered

Optimise that bugger!

Come on - it's 1851 + 2037 pixels - what is it, a 2500 dpi jpeg?
(derren, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:22, archived)
# er i know it looks little
but it's still huge, and seems to be struggling a bit
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# oh dear god
I lie. Its a combination of the two. I apologise for that, if you don't accept my apology i'll tell your bosses that you're on b3ta whilst you're supposed to be paper pushing
(noodle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:25, archived)
# i'm skiving anyway
i was on a course that finished early
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:26, archived)
# DIAL UP
DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP DIAL UP
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# i would be if still in the office
but i'm basking in the back garden at home on broadband
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# they teach simultaneous equations at university??
(or is that just for the special kids?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# it's
1851x2037 natively...

That's a scary size...

It's probably not even a jpg...

Resize it, please! Don't just change the height and width settings!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# big!
Is that inverting a matrix by Gauss Jordan elimination? I remember doing that - totally pointless since we have computers to do that kind of thing and they don't even use that method anyway.
edit: I live up to my name
(Erdos, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:26, archived)
# yes
boring easy maths. They have to reiterate that crap because some retards at uni don't know how to do maths in their head. So they get a computer to do it. Woo
(noodle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
# ahh, but what if civilisation fell
and all the pc's lost their power, who would invert matrices by groussjimblumembombulation then? we'd all starve

let's keep those survival skills alive folks!
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry

(I helped save b3ta! syd, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:17, archived)
# can't touch this
but it definitely gets WOOed

Woo
(Chorlton, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)
# e=mc cubed!
Einsteins finest, lesser know laws of relativity!
(derren, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)
# thats cubed
but woo punnage
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)
# E = MC^3?
Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Well
it is when physics goes wrong. I think it's catchier that way anyhows
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
# does this count?

(I helped save b3ta! syd, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# He he. woo!
had to happen eventually. I had the same idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)
# dammit,
I was just working on summit like that.

Woo too you sir/madam/entity
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Arf!
The punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
#
Hammer time!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# *dances like its 1990whatever*
i need a new spleen factory thanks to you
(Kez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Congratulations on this new theorem
but what does e=mc^3 represent?

Answer : ESKIMO NINJA KITCHEN STAFF!
(Kez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Had to...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Simply brilliant
...has a real "I wish I'd thought of that" feeling
(philbo baggins, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# I hate cocking reposts
www.b3ta.com/challenge/lawsofphysics/

near t't bottom
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 2:18, archived)
# Bucking Frilliant!
very nice!
(morf, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 4:08, archived)
[challenge entry] that's the rub
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:16, archived)
# ah hahahahahahah
pfft
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Yippee
fluff before hometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:18, archived)
# too fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# awww
fluff overload
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# ha
that's good.
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Fabbo chaps.
Kitty goes FOOOOM!
(angel collider, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Here. Have a dose of afternoon annoyance...
Sorry, but I was in a drawing kind of mood. Damn, my life's boring.
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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Haha!
Reminds me of that fat hairy tongued mockney cunt site... Wish I could remember the url...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:13, archived)
# It'c closed :(
was hairytongue.com
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# it's a damn shame you're bored
because you're really entertaining me
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:13, archived)
# I'm more generally
bored, really. The world just doesn't throw enough exciting opportunities at me. Or maybe I just don't go looking for them. Who knows?

Maybe I should go outside more often, into that scary bright-looking world...

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:18, archived)
# NOOOOOOO
it's not real.
Only the interweb is real, all elst is illusion, smoke and mirrors...
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Nice.
Sorry, mini TJ. My life as a secret government agent is being hampered by being addicted to B3ta. Anyone else see what I see?
(don't tell him Pike!!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:15, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:16, archived)
# *claws eyes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:16, archived)
# unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
# sort of an internal view
looking out
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
# s'nice
s'mr s'neville
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] WE ARE IMPORTANT


Not strictly antiphysics, but it seemed better in my head.
(dregan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
# what about
that new planet they found planet b3ta i thinks???

maybe a dream

(Billy no mates, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Haven't heard from it since it
was hit by comet "woo-yay-brian 9"
(Kez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Nobody will ever see this, but
(dregan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:13, archived)
# That's just wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Fantastico
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# My mate used my T'internet for a bit
And I am now in popup apocalypse

quick and cheap. and poor.
(Willboy:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# hahahahaha! arf!
like the last one!




edit/

nooo! the brilliant joke from before! DAMN THOSE DELETERS!

post again!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# yeh.
that joke was ace.. pianist heheheh
(Billy no mates, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:10, archived)
# this un?
www.b3ta.com/board/3346824
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Cheers
I clearly don't f5 enough, didn't realise it had gone.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Mmmmm
Hardcore cake baking...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# oh yeah
harcore cake baking ... hhhmmm whip that mix
(Billy no mates, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# *pffft*
haha
thats great, now get a real browser


/firefox convert
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# here here
hoorah 4 firefox
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:06, archived)
# firefox is fanfuckingtastic
...
(eleusis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Fucking geeks...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:09, archived)
# fucking geese...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Mmmmm
Hardcore geese action
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
# ...up the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Since 1994
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# one problem though,
the redexes aren't red
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:09, archived)
# They can be if you want them to be.
Just change the default picture in the root folder.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
# mmm
never thought of that...
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:13, archived)
# or not
/couldnt see what all the fuss was about
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Extensible browsing has made b3ta a bearable experience for me once again.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:10, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Using firefox extensions,
I can very easily resize a picture on the page, nuke a picture, block a server, or any one of a hundred different things to root out the annoyances and save me shouting/complaining like so many others feel the need to.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Indeed
It rocks. Mightily.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# I would
If I could get the poxy thing to verk over teh LAN
(Willboy:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:08, archived)
# should do
mine works
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:09, archived)
# but it does wrk over teh (brian blessed sized) LAN
well my dads pc has teh broadbeans box and when i come home from uni i plug in my pc and it all works teh fin
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:10, archived)
# yes!
here here!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:08, archived)
# nice
that i like
esp. the cake baking :P
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# why do I find that so funny...
?

actually now I think of it, my browser is getting attacked by Incredifind.com when I get 404's... any hints?
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:07, archived)
# 1. Download and run Spybot Search And Destroy
2. Download and run Ad-aware
3. Download and run HiJackThis, posting the log it creates on an anti-spyware forum. Someone should reply telling you what to remove.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:09, archived)
# hey now that's thinking

(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
# true too.
Hijackthis rules.
it's cleared so much crud from my "safe" work pc you just would'nt believe......
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)
# My agree.
/Jar-Jar Binks.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Taking no chances today at the beach,
Brian decided to take a brolly, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:55, archived)
# BRIAN BADGER!
Badguin
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:56, archived)
# im back
yay back on b3ta after 5 weeks of sasser and other kak

new laptop though woo

nice pic by way!!
(Billy no mates, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:58, archived)
# always best

woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Hurrurmph!
what a horny/lumpy beast!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:52, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm
camel toe!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Haha! What a crazy animal!
Didn't it appear in Labyrinth?
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:53, archived)
#
DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:04, archived)
# :)
You remind me of the babe,
What babe?
The babe with the power,
What power?
Power of the voodoo,
Who do?
You do,
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.

etc
etc.

Sigh... Love that film...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Yay!
Give me the child. Through hardships untold and dangers unnumbered I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city to take back the child you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=18833&item=3822555436&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:14, archived)
# /unlurk
W00 for this beastie.

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:54, archived)
# 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Shhhh...
I'm not really here ;)

Ed;it 'noon!

//relurk
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
# you ain't seen me, right
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Who said that?
///relurk
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
# I've never seen a deercam before
what a marvellous beastie.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# do you like the crocodile hunter?
www.djcrikey.com/
(peewee13, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Not really
He should stop bothering crocodiles. What have they done to him, eh?
(Astatine, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Has anyone else seen that Steve Irwin film?
It rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:02, archived)
# ahem
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that was sarcasm...
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:04, archived)
# one minute with that
and I already found a bug in it!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:01, archived)
# how bout this then?
thewebshite.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/butcher.htm
(peewee13, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# I've been playing the drums
heee heee
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Again with the crack pipe, Wolfgang!

Number 3 in an increasingly obscure series.
Schrodinger
Heisenberg


(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Can i just take a moment to point this out?
www.ozone.org/perfume/burberry.html

It's real. I've seen it. On sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:46, archived)
# So have I
And they make glasses as well.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Burberry perfume
has been out for the best part of 5 years, surely?

There's a new one of that range out anyhow.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:47, archived)
# yep
I wear it..it's quite nice,so I'm told. Don't think chavs wear it because you can't see the pattern (it being clear aftershave) plus the box is a diffent burb pattern.
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Dammit!
Now they can assault all (well, most) of my senses with their infernal tastes in fashion...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Got given it by my chav brother for christmas
Its really not bad......

runsforthehills....
(don't tell him Pike!!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:51, archived)
#
Why? Why?
Why Burberry?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:53, archived)
# he only sees me 2ce a year
and does not know i'm a big bouncy poof with a bouncy belly

it smells rather fruity. Like me on a friday night
(don't tell him Pike!!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:56, archived)
# The point is
Burberry was actually quite a nice brand and not at all tacky until those bloody Chavs took over and swamped the market with their cheap "down the market" rip offs.
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:57, archived)
# down t' maaaaaarket?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Aye!
£2.99
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Woo..I like this series,
and so does he

(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:46, archived)
# That's
Quite funny ...
(Plip, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:07, archived)
# It's
a very nice place you have here, Mister Spiggott.

A hypothesis: it may be possible to distinguish physicists from astrophysicists at a distance by virtue of the fact that physicists smoke pipes while astrophysicists have those weird goatees without moustaches.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:48, archived)
# did marie curie smoke a pipe?
(I'm pretty sure she didn't have a goatee)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Well
there goes my chance at the Nobel Prize For Barely-Formed Notions About Pipes And Beards.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:54, archived)
# As it happens, I am an astrophysicist
and so is my wife. We do both enjoy the possibilities offered by an innovative approach to facial hair.

I did lose the use of my moustache in a diving mishap aboard the wreck of the Rosalie Muller, but have since made a full recovery. I have also smoked a pipe on occasion, but not underwater.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Excellent
new data to further refine the hypothesis.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# I only laughed at that one on principle...
(Astatine, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:51, archived)
# haHA
!!!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:54, archived)
# I'm trying to spend
today looking for purposeful employment. I.e. a job that isn't shite and actually gives me something to think about. I'm failing miserably...
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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Hehe
Woo-sah to that
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:46, archived)
# ooooh, Radiohead
have you got that acoustic version as an mp3 I could have?

Pic made me chuckle rather
(Gimbo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I dont have a copy lying around
it was by some fella named John Mayer, though. You may be able to find a copy using whichever file sharing thingmy is popular these days. Although I don't condone that kind of behaviour. Obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Thanky
*googles*
(Gimbo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:52, archived)
# ?
radiohead? maybe there's a reference there I didn't pick up... I just got OK Computer today, come to think of it...
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:56, archived)
# the Neville's username
has lyrics from Kid A
(Gimbo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Eeeeuuuuw!
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:41, archived)
# you
sick.

as.
(edhead, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:41, archived)
# ..


(radja, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:35, archived)
# you must've
had fun looking for source pics
(Gimbo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:36, archived)
# you're about 8 hours too early
I figure
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:36, archived)
# how much fun did you have finding
the source image?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:36, archived)
# luckily...
that turned up in a randomised search...
(radja, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:37, archived)
# What a cunt he is.
homepage.ntlworld.com/tim.gillespie/mp3/heymrtangerineman96.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:38, archived)
# ooh
I'd not heard that yet. It's a bit crap, really*


* ie. not at all
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I've spent my entire working day
working on an animation for it. I *really* can't draw...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:43, archived)
# I expect you're better at drawing
than Killjoy is at being a politician
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:49, archived)
# that is a
bit good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:55, archived)
# MY EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Anything UKIP can do
the Tories do better:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Crikey
And I've only just got over seeing Sick Boy's labour calender.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:40, archived)
# aargh
someone get me a kitten to wash my eyes out with!
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Thank you, noble gent.

...awwwwww
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:52, archived)
# looks like
the guy from the bill

edit: why did u do that?
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:40, archived)
# long story
just look up 'tim yeo' and follow your nose
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:44, archived)
# FUCKING SHITE BOLLOCKING CUNTFLAP SHITBURGERS
That's not a good thing to see on getting back from the pub
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Seconded
 
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Apple
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:34, archived)
# no.
(restlesstemp, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:36, archived)
# now do Banana
then Comerade Zvinsky
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:37, archived)
# not intel?
/geek
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:38, archived)
# what?
you don't mean what I said just then has relevance to something?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Tomato?
Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:38, archived)
# indeed it is
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:41, archived)
# spong
spong
spong
spong
spong
spong
spong

it!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Of all the rotten luck...

not really compo, or
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Arf!
(drydo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:35, archived)
# brilli-fucking-tastic
woo
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Telly looked pensive as...
...Mr Hunt flicked the Van de Graaf generator switch



Physics doesn't always work!
(Frankie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:30, archived)
# ha
made me belly chuckle that did.
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Slowly the alcohol ebbs away....
My fucking eyes!

/fwap
(drydo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:28, archived)
# kill it
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Hard???
(drydo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:33, archived)
# indeed
Sir/madam indeed

have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:35, archived)
# AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!




but woo!
(Yazmon, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:31, archived)
# that lady looks
too much like my mother for comfort
(brazzin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:35, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*expires*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:36, archived)

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