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# You must never stop!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# i know that sign!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
# lol
that beer advert "Shtop it ish not readY"
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# puck sake
I did all the station copies of this ad campaign and I hate it please stop.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Schtop!
This ad campaign, it is not ready yet...

Arfle...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# or


rp
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Thish shite ish not ready yet...
Brief TJ because I am terrified (yet fascinated): this 'dugat' thing which has ensured that i will NEVER SLEEP AGAIN, does anybody know what the source pic for the mouth was?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# You'll find out at the weekend...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Stoppitstoppitstoppit....
I'm genuinely scared.

*whimpers*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Raaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh!


*takes off mask*

*soothes*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# I'm so glad I wasn't around when the dugat made his first appearance.
I'm not very good with scary things.

I had to get my mate to escort me to the loo after watching Donnie Darko.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:13, archived)
# hmmmmm
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# That film didn't scare me
it *changed* me.

I find really odd things scary. "Father of the Bride" with Steve Martin disturbed me deeply.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# You don't find 6' metallic rabbits with Hal's voice disturbing?
Wouldn't want to (/edit: see. I wouldn't want to see ) inside your toybox.

*freak*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# whydoyouwearthatstupidfurrynumnahsuit?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
What a curious likeness...we must use the same conditioner.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# But that's
where you'll find Frank. He'll be standing there talking about time travel, and you'll be all, like "Stop it, I'm trying to take a piss" and he'll be like, "You can do anything you want" and you'll be like "Well I can't take a piss with you standing there" then he'll put up his big hairy paw and it'll be all like "What are you doing, trying to touch me, you big freaky rabbitty thing" and he'll be all like, "in 28 days, 14 hours..." and you'll be all like "whatever" and he'll just give up and go home...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
"Big hairy paw."

Great, chronic insomnia and bladder problems. Thanks, chaps.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# ?
what
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# pickledpizza posted this last night
www.b3ta.com/board/3445679

i started shopping it, schnurricane named it a dugat... the rest is history
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Dunno
I guess try Google for stuff like "blood+fangs"
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# no never....
see username ↓
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Shtop!
This bandwagon is not ready yet...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# I'll be disappointed with you lot
if this hasn't already been done a billion times

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# yeah
i'm ALWAYS doing it ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I've told you already...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Meet
Fat michael

and his very feminin friend
thin michael
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
THE BLUE EYEBROWS! THE BLUE EYEBROWS!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Bluebrows,
the brother of Bluebeard,
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Cousin of
Blueballs
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# the first one is a bit Coulthardy
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# you're ment to shop pictures before you post them.

Woo!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# It's so hard to look at an emaciated face
and think "fat." *Consumes crisps, with mouthful stutters "poor fellow"*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# before anyone says it
swearing is Big, Clever and most of all Funny

(if you dont believe me check the file name)

and with this, I end my involvement with BB, go on about your lives people
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# that's not big!
it's only 16K
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Damn fucking right it is
You cunt
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# hehehe
you're damn right :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aces
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Wooooo!
That's smashing.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Yay
I want laser eyes


*quickly books appointment*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# we were talking
yesterday about what would happen if Clark Kent went for laser eye treatment...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# What was decided
other than "is exposed the second he takes off his glasses"?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I think we ended up deciding
that if they used a Krypton laser, he'd come out short-sighted.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
# I say woo
and mean it too.

Woo.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Ha! Best thing




ever
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
I wish my eyes could do that on Saturday morning, as opposed to just being red.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# How the hours in the pub must fly by
hehe, I'll be trying that one this evening
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Ah, I suggest not!
'Tis rather painful digging objects out from your nasal cavity! (may know from experience...)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Eeeeuuuuuwww.
I bet you ate them afterwards too.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# aaah
so THATS how you do it. I always got stages 2 and 3 round the wrong way
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Heh!
There's not enough photostories on b3ta
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Hatstand (but I just know I'll be trying that one out tonight...)!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# get a job! Hippy!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# my word...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
"goes off to find rose bushes to become rhino"
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# heh
i remember doing that!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Ah
the innocence of youth.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Honk! Only 50p a kit!
Money well spent.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# oooh I've been FP'd
*does dance*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# My advice is:
when you geta FP don't fuck around with it, or it will be deleted.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# yeah
but he could just reinstate it, the b3ta-owning bastard :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
# So speaks the voice of experience.
*snigger*

I remember...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Oh yeah
What did you change your fp into?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# An over-sized picture of Joey Deacon
saying "your all gay"

It was funny until I realised what a silly thing I had done...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Heh
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Fix !
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# sir
I salute you

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Warning:
may contain nuts².
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Freckles!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Deputy dog


(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# hehe
that's ace that is have a big woo and a houpla


/EDIT anyone know where I can get a hat like that one? (without kiliing anything with my bare fists...)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# that is really well done
but it's giving me the fear
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# chumpmanbears granddaddy?
tis wooyay
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Just found a most
enlightening site...
Not wanting some Yankees-cant-spell-color-type stuff, I thought I'd risk the obvious...
www.dictionary.co.uk
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Ooops its broken.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# snot
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# snis
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# no
it really isn't
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# T'is
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Yes,
really, it is (for me anyway, and I've tried 3 times now... timeout every one)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# T'is here
alas also
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Heh
Helpful
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Glasscock


Edit: anyone ever been to www.google.co.uk? It's really brilliant! Try it!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# i've just found this site you'd like
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# woah
doesn't do much though....i mean, what's it supposed to do?

edt: have you actually clicked the link btw...because it's not what it seems you know
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# i dare not
in case its some kind of dictionary-goatse misadventure.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# its not
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Do you mean
www.dictionary.com perchance?
As for the spelling of 'color' by our transatlantic friends, it is actually Old English. The 'u' was added some time after the American War of Independence.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# no he doesnt
its a bloody spoof site.
for the people who the link isnt working for:
www.google.co.uk/search?q=cache:TvUGZ0ab_BoJ:www.dictionary.co.uk/+&hl=en
here is the google cache of the site.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# So 'tis!
Link weren't working for some reason.
Yawns.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Isn't a spoof meant to be funny?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Message boards in 2054
In the future, computer technology will work so well that when you have deleted a crap competetion entry and replaced it with a better one the new version will not be deleted because someone thought it was a repost and then when you try to post it again the image address will not be stripped out of your code.

In the meantime, drive safely.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# erm
having trouble with the board by any chance?

/just a guess
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# I utterly demand what the fuck
that hippy is holding.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Not
if I get hold of it first!!!
GRRRRRRRR
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# a bong
got smoke?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# looks like
a bong to me
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Indiscriminately although dyke heft putt what phd
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# oh dear, he's fucked
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
I love him. He is a meme yet?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# AAAAARGH!
What the fuck is that thing?

I saw it this morning and it scared the bejesus out of me then, I can tell you.

Noon, btw. Have you made up your mind about travel arrangements?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# A dugat!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# heh heh heh
www.b3ta.com/board/3445700

i'm afraid that i couldn't just leave it be
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Fucksocks.
No sleep. EVER AGAIN.

Many thanks, Rev.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# ooooh, indeed i have
i'll be travelling to and from the bash on the train with pony

as to what the fuck it is... you'll have to ask pickled pizza (i think the new name is batsintheattic) or spazz back to about 2-3am yesterday to see me, him and schnurricane pissing about with it
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
the dugat gives me teh fear
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Don't stare for too long, he'll charge you*



*at least 50p
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# very nicely done
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# hmmmm
it's redexing for me i'm afraid... but i suspect that it's not down to a mistake by you
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# nah
i'm seeing it clearly m'afraid
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I've got sumink on the FP at mo'
so it's garroting (sp?) my bandwidth :(
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# ahhhh that'd be it
it appeared on the 4th f5 for me
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Very odd! It redexes every other F5 for me?

Tiz good when it's there though
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# I thank you.
The "Association of Anaesthetists of Great Britain and Ireland" is listed as an "Attraction" on LondonTown.com.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# The FAQ
states pictureless posts must be "interesting"
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# and make sense?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# It probably also states not to be a rude...
...bastard.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# going by the username and the context
I think he was being informative rather than rude :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# yeah
so stop being rude
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# that was a perfectly polite post
if he was being rude, he'd have called you a cunt
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Ooooh, c'mon, somebody call someone else a cnut.
I'm dying for a good scrap.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# EMBRACE TEH FLUFF!!!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Yessir!!!!
*scared*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Interesting anaesthetists
It is interesting. Either because anaesthetists are interesting, or because it's an interesting fact that London is so boring that even anaesthetists are an attraction.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahaaha
personally that interested me

have a repost from 5am

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# To your early question:
NO ONE TIRES OF DUGATS!

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# FTL!
kill it NOW!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# All i can ask is
have you ever been there ?
if not, dont be such a prick.

it might have great things there that your ignorance just mocks. I for one, think anaesthesia is a good thing - imagine a world where a swig of whisky and a bullet to bite on was all you got as they cut off your gangrenous leg - with a saw ?

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# I've not been
but a mate said he had a gas and loved it ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# I'm sure it's fascinating.
I personally am intrigued.

But there is limited bandwidth in this world and compared to, say, a picture of a kitten having sex with a birch tree or two penguins playing hoopla, it's fairly uninteresting.

Sorry.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Extremism Sports: Terrorism TO THE MAX!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# that is the most wooworthy thing ive seen all day or night!
on another note...my mum just asked me what goatse is.my brother insisted i showed her.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# So you pulled your buttocks apart and showed her
your violated rectum?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# nupp
i googled it.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# you
googled your violated rectum?
ouch.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# hehe
ocean! boom!!!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# hmmm.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# That's
brilliant.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahah

*breathes*

hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# very nice :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# that am woo
:)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# HAHAHA
Fantastic
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# thats
the best thing in the world.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# that am
the funniest and most amazingest thing i have seen all minute...maybe longer

woo to you sir/madam/other
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# that
be fucking top bannanna
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Woo Yay Houpla
Tis good
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
you loony genius you!

beautifully done!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Evil Pat, EEEVILLL
that's a big WOOYAY deserved and granted : )
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# absolutely
brilliant
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Big woo
to you!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo, yay, etc.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# That's
brilliant.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Great...
Brilliant!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# one of the best things i've seen
in ages.

w/y/h
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# great
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# haha
hahahaha, hahahaha, haha, ha, you are most woo

excelente senor.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
genius!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Nuff respek innit!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# wahay!
genius
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Genie-arse...
WYH
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fab!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Proper genius
Wondered what that looked like.

Woo!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Hardly modified woo:
Formaldehoupla
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# heh!
thanks for the woo!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# haha!
ace! i love the demented look in his eye...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# i never
realy trusted him.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# You wouldnt beleve how much i love that.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Oh yes.
su-fuckin'-perb.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)
# damn that is good

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)
# yay!
gladys!!!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahaha..
Top notch stuff.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# brilliant
perfect

wonderful

fuckin' talented people. Fuckers.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# ho ho
beautifully animated.

wooo and yay!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:56, archived)
# all that AND below150KB!!!
top work sir!
(, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)
# i don't know what it is today...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# haha
and the only cure is more b3ta!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# hehehehe
it's already spread over here to me :(
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# I
Am liking these, kepp em coming thick and fast. (just like bukakke)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
#

edit: a reworking of this from last nite... ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# haha
that was unexpected, i thought it was a pearoast.
woo!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# No No
not the comfy chair!

W/Y/H/P x a large amount
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# I didn't
expect...

oh.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# our main weapon is surprise
surprise and fear

our TWO main weapons are surprise and....

/coat
/religious icons
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
nicely pythoned
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# NOBODY EXPECTS THAT!
;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# There's trouble
at t'mill
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# heffer's motel room is now open for EEEVIL business


it's evil i tells ya
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# John Prescott shops there as should you!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# God bless
MS Comic Sans.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Yeah :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# That's my name
I'm Alan and I have a larger than average girth proportion.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# pffffffft
you said girth
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# yeah well im josh
and on google if you type in 'retard' then on about page three there is a pic called 'josh retard.jpg'. bastards.

edit:and im also a larger-than-average 13 year old.

edit2:even my mum makes jokes about me!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# *points*
Ow! my eyes! its the fucking sans!...oh and woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)

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