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# I wonder who got the blame...
(Hughe, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# yay!
just seeing that little fox makes me so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Did you make his eyes look
that spacky, or were they already like that?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# oops
no, i cheap-spacked the eyes. might redo them... they were looking straight out
(Hughe, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Ooh!
Is there a problem with Firefox?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# i dont know
but i wish that someone would tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# I think there may be teething problems
But its working fine for me!

It am woo-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# yes there is a bug!
Mozilla bug rears its head
(Hughe, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Not invincible after all, then?

/snigger
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# erm
have you seen the IE bug reports/security problems recently?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# A security flaw, which is now patched here:
www.mozilla.org/security/shell.html
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Haha
bad fox! No bukkake dinasaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# YAY
Poor old fox, though...
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Wow
That's great!

Gotta be worth a Woo or two!
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Milestone

(Made lovingly with MS Paint)
/edit yes, seamless, i know
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# arf
the seamlessness is striking

/edit congrats
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# hooray and congrats!
:)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Thanks
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# How splendid.
Congratulations :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# and thanks again
(i think you posted to my also seamless paint 500 post milestone)
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Seamlessness rocks.
It never did Joel Vietch any harm.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Thats very true

you are, indeed, wise...
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Arf!
You wouldn't say that if you could see the pink top I put in the wash with black trousers :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Did they come out a mixed colour of Black and Pink?
Blink?
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# 182
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# compgatumpultshunz
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Chee-az
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Hooray!!!
Well done.

Just realised that I've missed my 1500 posts by 99. Gah. I had a badly drawn cock ready & everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# thanks
and congrats to you for making it to 1600
(you got style doing it like that)
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# That's right, you just try and sneak up on Big Jimmy's special Blue Bowl when he's eating his oranges again.


Lil' Monday thunking.....

Edit - Apologies - RE my fault - Typo.....
Magnificent shopping for all to view now!
(Snoogins, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Redex.
Well for IE users anyway...

edit: Woo! lemurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# me 2
ho hum

edit: ah works now
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# erm , I'm on IE
(until I get home and unleash teh power of firefox once more) and I can see it.

It am woo too
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# oh, ok, i see, a little slow there, sorry
/drinks 5th cup of speed-up coffeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# i got redex
m'afraid

edt: fixed now, but im keeping my spacking redex up
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# id say reddex but...
its not a red x, its a liitle bit of paper and some blobs..

edit: it working now...
(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# i got...
redex... then pasted it into the address bar, and saw it. now i see it here. freaky stuff. its like magic, but without paul daniels.
(Acemandoo, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# I can see it now!
And I definitely won't be going anywhere near his blue bowl.
/hides

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
#
ImageShack.us are quite good for image-hosting. Visit them now!
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# *groan*
but w00...you missed the physics competition though!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Awww, look
They're bonding!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# hahah
science humour is so geekily fulfilling.

woo!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# hehe
Physics can be fun when done correctly. Woo!
(Smitherz, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# *groan*
*curses chemistry*
(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# *ahem*
physics
(Smitherz, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# tis more
chemistry actually. Chemistry's all about electrons.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# mabye
our school's crappy then (not mabye, definately) but we only learnt about electrons and the such in physics...soo far anyway
(Smitherz, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# chemistry is
ALL about electrons
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# I think it depends
On which part of chemistry or physics you are studying. Chemists teach bonding and stuff to do with the passing of neutrons etc. Physics teach, erm, I can remember, hang on, erm, electricity maybe, with neutrons and stuff.

/looks in room, sees table with apple on it, and "memory potion". Picks up potion, drinks potion. Dies
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
classic!
(tze, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# ^^
what he said. Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# pffffft
groansome
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Huzzah
geek brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# his punishment for ......who knows what

ne one have ne ideas for me for a picture...i am bored!!!
(erotic cakes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# nice bedspread! =)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# lol
thanks im at my friends house in switzerland so now i can do this with the keyboard éàèäöü woo german keyboards
(erotic cakes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# hahahahah
but that can be done with the alt things too... é

but your way's more fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# you can do that with any keyboard
öàäèüŽ?°¬§¾È
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# surely
you mean swityerland?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# hahahahaa
yeh its true y and z r switched its hard
(erotic cakes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
#
They have a QWERTZ keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# That bedspread disturbs me deeply.
It looks like a small headless child.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
#






































he is right ya know
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Lego Men
They know true Justice!
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# never seen a lego man with a zig on
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# poor little guy..
woo?
(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# is that the corpse
of andy pandy in your bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# It looks like it...
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# what a worrying thought
(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# FREE THE LITTLE LEGO MAN!
*runs off the make up some protest signs*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Evening all :)
The good thing about working for yourself is that you can spend half an afternoon doing your own wallpaper and not working:

click me for bigger :)

click for bigger (whaddya think?)


/lucky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# haha
i've always loved doing that!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Very good and clever
What, if I may be so bold as to ask, did you use to create it and the icons? I'm looking to do somthing similar - well, by similar I mean background. Not like that. Though it's very nice. I just already have an idea. But I do like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Just used potatoshop
a couple of images I have been playing with and loads of fun filter action.


Then I cheated and set it as wallpaper and just moved the icons to the right places...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Genius, Evil Genius
Mwuuahhhaaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Fancy, that is... woo
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# why is your start menu
at the top of the screen?


/traditionalist
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# err,
I just prefer it up there, it works better for me...


/revolutionary
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# wheeeeee !
(Sigma5, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# hahahaha
thats the best thing I've seen all day!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# no seatbelt?
is the midget trying to kill him?
(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# "Look Tony! Another Tree!"
"weeeeee!" *smash*

woo to pic
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# haha
now i wonder if uncle georgie will bounce him a bit on his knee.. hmm.

very woo, and very nice taggage. :)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# ahahahahaha
sweet

oo - time for a nice cup of fuckoffhome I think
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# teh fucking fantastic
woo
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# horay
i praise your tagging expertise
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# How do you find source pics
with such beautifully well matched lighting? You am the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Look they're pointing and staring!
Perhaps they've finally found the WMD's.
Or it could just be Cherie smiling...

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# miniturise it for FP opportunity
IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)
# I wouldn't want to use that!
(Bungee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# hehee
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# does
this mean i gotta "whip" up another batch?
(Phil Febuggure, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Pffft!
What's that bottom left? Is that a comedy placement of frankfurter?
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# i
belive it is soap
(erotic cakes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# It
is :)
(Bungee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Looks more like a slab of very mature cheese to me...
possibly of Germanic origins...
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Orange
(Bungee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Sorry love.
Must be my monitor. It does look very sausage-like :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# You, Madam, are obsessed!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# you love teh cock
well ... once at the very least
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Hehe!
Not so keen on teh frankfurters though.
/heartburn
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Mayonaise
Has the same effect. Lightly add a few blobs to your mouth area - instant cum shot!
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow all villian-like*
and very woo pic. :)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# what if you don't have any mayonnaise handy?
could you just use cockspunk instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Yes...
thats always a good alternative
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# pfffft....
Simple, but effective


w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# woo
:)
(erotic cakes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# If that's true,
then why is there a carrot in your soap dish?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# ewwwwww..
pretty disgusting...and woo...
(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# it's an excellent cure
for acid indigestion
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Acne cream
It's said to be good at getting rid of spots.
(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Something you're trying to tell us?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# it's actually
rich in vitamins & minerals
Cum on girls (not an order) rub it in morning noon & night!
ergh.
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Voice of experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# HAHA!
I did that to a friend's bottle of facial wash in her bathroom using a razor blade to scrape the paint off the bottle... took her about a month to notice! she was not impressed.
(dangleberry, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# More spillage of beer
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:15, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*cries at waste of beer*

still a wooish pic
(Phil Febuggure, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Is this Southern beer?
Cos it's like watter.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Seconded

Give me a pint of Samuel Smith's Ayingerbrau any day
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Na na na,
Jaguar lager, that's the stuff you want to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# haha
woo
(erotic cakes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# the number one rule of beer club
you will not waste beer!
(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# /opens mouth
at bottom of monitor so doesn't waste beer

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Where I come from
Spillage results in finage (more drink), which results in more spillage which results in...
well you get the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# well, thats all of them...


it's official, jesus is dead.
(the jewel in the lotus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Hull!
Nice colouring-in, though.

Anyhoo, I'm off to see my horsey - night night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:14, archived)
# I love jesus

edit: best of all the imaginary sons of the big beardy cloud-fairy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# and
he loves you
(the jewel in the lotus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# jesus is indeed swell
woo to the pic!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Look here you!
That's at least three changes of username today.

If we're going to keep this username/sock deal going you've got to slow down a bit (please)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# *giggles*
fair enough, we'll pause on mind control for a bit. just long enough for you to do a load of laundry. ;D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Thanks
Have a coffee.

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# awww, thanks.
i was getting a bit sluggish. i blamed it on the mondays blah effect.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# something in nature,(and a bedroom) has gone very wrong


(erotic cakes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:11, archived)
# *gasps*
i had no idea bears came from eggs!!!1!!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Quick!
Hit it softly with something hard!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Future pet care
In the 21st century, when pet owners are away in space for long periods, they will communicate with their pets via huge television-like 'viseo-telephones.'
(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Hehe!
You daren't go to space and leave the cats though, they'll take over the planet while you're gone.
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:12, archived)
# is she doing some sort of
scary mind-control on the cat?

"you will not pee on the rug...you will not pee on the rug..."

very woo!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Could also have an alternative use for incontinent elderly relatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:14, archived)
# "you will not watch crap daytime tv"
"you will clean my house from top to bottom and you will liiiiiiiiike iiiiiiiit"

;D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:15, archived)
# *slips into trance*
*stops watching Richard & Judy*
*starts clean.... slaps self very hard!*

You are pure evil, woman. Using your mind trickery, you nearly had me cleaning there!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# a man who cleans!
think of your marketability! i was really doing you a favour. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Mind control
No, it's the other way round. Just be grateful you can't see the cat's eyes...
(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# sad africa :( (silly putty)
(erotic cakes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:03, archived)
# awwww
passes Africa some chocolate



*stuffs rest of chocolate in face before running for the door*



(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Play it a song
by Toto. That should cheer it up!
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Is he sad because he is
in-continent?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)
# oof!
*groan*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:07, archived)
# *Bows*
Right then, I'm off to the pub. Speak to you lot later.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:07, archived)
# have a pint for me please.
5+ more hours to go here. *sigh*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Cheery-bye!
Get to Didcot before 7pm!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:09, archived)
# thats it
cant take anymore
*wills own brain to explode*
(Phil Febuggure, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:12, archived)
# awwww
*hugs africa*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)
# awwww
poor mite!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaw
What is the medium?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:08, archived)
# looks like rolos
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Is
the mouth a wee dod of cat shite??. : p
(chossy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:10, archived)
# The hoods newest disguise

Had this in my head for months
Proberly GC though
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:59, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# I like that.
Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# oh my.....
that is disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Heyup!
How tha gooin' on Mother?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Hello stranger :)
Ah'm gooin' on grand, tha knowst. How bes Mog?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Splendid.
I'm ok too me dear.

Just off home now and not before time. It's been a long day.


Tarrar!
/Cilla Black
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:11, archived)
# ha!
very woo and a bit o' yay! :)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# hehe
well done that's great

GNight - I'm off home....
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:04, archived)
# byeee
another day done
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Just because it desvered it
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:52, archived)
#



BIGGER!

/wyhp
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:54, archived)
# i get redex off that but that might just be my ISP playing up
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Hmmm
The url's OK. Perhaps my server's playing up. It wouldn't be unheard of.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Hello you!
What news today?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Hello!
Lots of boring domestic news; we now have curtains and we're getting a new oven. Yay!

/easily excited

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Yay!
I too am easily excited about soft furnishings!

I am good, ta, but will have to re-draft plans for Supermoore's visit to Weedgeland next weekend after having an arguement constructive discussion with the owner of the bar I was planning to take him to.

Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:10, archived)
# I miss so much these days.
What's this about you and Supermoore? And where's Weedgeland?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Tis nowt!
But I more or less bullied him into organising the Manc bash after the no-show of the Lunnon do, so I feel obliged to show him the sights of Glasgow (and help him not get killed).
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# working now
restarted pc
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# I hope my pic didn't ruin your PC :(
/realises this is unlikely but feels responsible for everything
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:07, archived)
# nah its been playing up today
will have to run a spybot and virus scan me thinks
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# I saw something similar to that yesterday
But with less clothes
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# huzzah
you can't go wrong with a fart joke
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:58, archived)
# You can.
I had to bin a pair of pants once.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:02, archived)
# *squints*
Are those man bottoms or lady bottoms

*hopes for latter*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:59, archived)
# think lady as the source pict is
called goofy girls
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Ahhhhh..... Smashing
*reaches for kleenex*

That was close.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Do they take their kit off
in later pics, and have a naked pillow fight, then insert........*splurge*


*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# *passes mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:07, archived)
# could just be
very shapely young men.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Gah....

*can hear strains of 'The Crying Game'*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# I think it's to your credit
that you don't know what blokes look like in that position ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:02, archived)
# You've a way of putting things,
that always makes me feel better about myself..
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:04, archived)
# *tells Boy George to shoosh*
better? ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# *wipes away tears*
Much. Thank you.

*goes for a lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)
# GO FEAR!

Super Qdips tho..
(Balphaus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Im not even going to hazard a guess at that.
ill just put it down to underlying issues



woo x 10
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:47, archived)
# what does the d stand for
in your name...?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)
# get yer coat
you've Pauld
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:49, archived)
# i see
i only asked cos im called paul, and d is the initial of my second name

cunning isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Like a fox
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Its crazy that two people could have the same initials
i mean how is that possible?
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:52, archived)
# the mind boggles
whats even more worrying is that theres a guy called paul on ready steady cook, this is all too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:54, archived)
# I knew a paul once
who was a right cunt

if that helps the discussion any
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# well its encouraged me
to change my name
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# did
his surname beging with a D as well?

waits with baited breath...
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:57, archived)
# does that mean we have the same pearents?
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# well my dads
called Paul, how about yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Na my dads name is Gary
he has big hair and lives in Cambodia in secret at the moment
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:59, archived)
#
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:04, archived)
# Well done sherlock
if i had a blue peter badge you would get one
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:50, archived)
# as pickledpizza pointed out
there may only be one fear but there're trillions of Dugats
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:49, archived)
# that was..
.. my inspiration.. :P.. would have exectuted it better but. i'm a lazy fuck
(Balphaus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:50, archived)
# I fear a forthcoming epic battle between the 2 main forces of evil
The Fear, 2 headed god of darkness vs Dugat, owl bodied, fanged bringer of death.

For those that survive the world will be cast under a dark shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:49, archived)
# can see..
.. a large fear vs dugat bandwagon gonna happen.. if it already hasn't?.. ( not to mention with awful remakes of famous movie scenes featuring the two)

unless that was what you were trying to say.
(Balphaus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:51, archived)
# I was trying to bring my idea to life
Tonight, when I get home, I will create this epic battle. And when the smoke clears, there can only be one final winner, standing proud as the inhabitents of this world cower in terror.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:55, archived)
# flash?
hopefully?

or with cardboard suits and bad acting :P
(Balphaus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Yes
Probably. But I might take a few nights create this battle. Also a choice of suitable music would help... hmmm.... That japanesey thing from Kill Bill 2 (Battle without Honor iirc) or Run to the Hills by Teh Maiden.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:58, archived)
# ..or something apocalyptic sounding..
like.. duel of fates (sw:ep1) or O'fortuna .. seeing as this battle would spell the end :P
(Balphaus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# I shall look them up on teh internet and see
Edit: Gotta be O' fortuna. Thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# I used that..
..on meh gay test.. only good song i know for that kind of "your all gonna die horribly" effect.
(Balphaus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# C*ntryside Code?
Metropolitan Code (.ram)
(yorksfatboy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Not much of a match
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:52, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:57, archived)
# who is this upstart?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# he can't really win
he's met his match
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:52, archived)
# jeezzeee so bored now exams are over:(


original - www.arabam.com/fuar/2002/paris/mmc_smart_roadster_xx.jpg
(hmmm ...*thinks* OW, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Nicely done
Most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Now that is smart
cab please
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Everybody has a cool car these days...
(drnuclear, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Sorry to threadwaste....
But does anyone remember the website www.cutoffmyfeet.com? Some dude who was making a guillotine to cut off his paralysed feet? The website's down and has been for some time, I was just wondering whether anyone knew what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
# he made a terrible error
and got in it the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:41, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:42, archived)
# You mean
instead of cutting off his feet, he cut off his entire body from the ankles up?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Arf!
(Gype, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Shocking behaviour
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# he realised he could string it out a bit further by doing it in stages
www.cutoffmytoes.com
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# that is so great
*steals*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# at a guess
it was a joke and the instigator got bored of "is it real?" emails.

nothing on snopes - which surprises me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# it gets a mention here
www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoaxsitesgr.html no new info though
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)
# i'm sorry too
is this close enough? www.glennhoddle.com/glenn-hoddle.html
(>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# something to do with......
Some bloke who mangled his legs in an accident but the insurance company wouldnt pay for false legs so he was selling streaming video to see him cut his useless mangled legs off with a home made guillotine and use the money raised to buy false legs but it was all a scam and he ran off (ha!) with the money...... nah dint remember it meself sorry
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Flying Cars, No Chance!
Anyway, here is a picture that I took just before I landed yesterday:


Edit: This is actually the first flying car picture in this competition that shows the view from the INSIDE of the car!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:37, archived)
# eek
harsh bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)
# I always wondered what pilots saw when flying a plane....
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:39, archived)
# blimey
you took a steep approach run, I prefer to come in at 30°
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:39, archived)
# that's why you always miss
on the first stroke.
; )
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:42, archived)
# That's not the fluffiest
thing you've ever done, is it?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# I've been FPd for a Diana joke
Now shush
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# You don't wanna
hit those towers, could cause all sorts of bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I could imagine...
...all it would take is a group of chavs to attempt to fly close to them, woooooopps!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:47, archived)
# *takes notes*
*call Johnny Ashcroft toot sweet*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
I see this fluffiness is beginning to stretch your restraint.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# The Bush Mobile
Blimey! That was quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)

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