AhahahaNever did understand that, what is the difference between A+ and A+++++++++++++ and A+++++++++++++++++++++. After the second + I think they are taking the piss.
(
magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:15,
archived)
Rapid deliveryand oral for the A+++++++++++++
Anal for t'other
(Anal for t'other
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:16,
archived)
i don't think that countsas a real mark.
woo to pic!
(woo to pic!
0800221155 Coldseal windows,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:15,
archived)
I say!Splendid shopperry.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:24,
archived)
more from the b3ta inboxHi, Folks.
I love you people. Niggers suck. I would like for you to e-mail me back to let me know if you are in the Seattle area (damn redskins) and if having oral sex with my mother is okay. She is really pretty and only 42 (I'm 25).
Sincerely,
Evan Anderson
(I love you people. Niggers suck. I would like for you to e-mail me back to let me know if you are in the Seattle area (damn redskins) and if having oral sex with my mother is okay. She is really pretty and only 42 (I'm 25).
Sincerely,
Evan Anderson
rob,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:10,
archived)
here. maybeEvan Anderson
Assistant Professor of Economics
The University of North Carolina
www.unc.edu/~ewanders/
Hankster,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:17,
archived)
Brutally Morbid Axe of Satanoops, think I've lost the thread there...
(
madrabbi,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:17,
archived)
Why did I laugh so muchat the memory of poor old M Khan being bent?
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:19,
archived)
The sad thing is, I know what you're going on about!!*arghhh*
( Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:25,
archived)
Same here.See that monkey? That's you that is, thats your mums boyfriend.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:30,
archived)
hmmgreat thing to wake up to...
*tries to go back to sleep*
(*tries to go back to sleep*
Funtastic Pony Magic,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:12,
archived)
*pokes*you're not allowed to sleep!
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:13,
archived)
why not?I don't have anything better to do...
( Funtastic Pony Magic,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:14,
archived)
becauseyou wont let me stay on the beer
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:15,
archived)
I think I love him.Could you give him his own column on the front page?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:12,
archived)
Pfft!The alternative blog.
"Licked out my mum again today, dad didn't mind, he was shagging my sister"
("Licked out my mum again today, dad didn't mind, he was shagging my sister"
magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:14,
archived)
No needfor that household to have more than one bed, really
Neth,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:17,
archived)
most likely a retardwho wants to be posted on b3ta so bad that they make stupid things up to try and look funny.
( Funtastic Pony Magic,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:13,
archived)
"make stupid things up to try and look funny."I thought that was part of the b3ta remit ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:16,
archived)
that's what I dobut it doesn't work... :(
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:17,
archived)
why is no-one complaining about threadwasting?...
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:13,
archived)
it's robyou seem to be the only person who gives a fuck when rob does things other people get yelled at for doing. you're getting quite angry and mean, you know.
( Funtastic Pony Magic,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:16,
archived)
sorryi was being sarcastic, didnt mean to
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:18,
archived)
s'okI forgive you, just seems to be happening lots lately.
( Funtastic Pony Magic,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:19,
archived)
'Cos they're Rob's posts.He is a god.
And because we all enjoy dumbfuck-bashing.
(And because we all enjoy dumbfuck-bashing.
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:16,
archived)
*snaps on surgical gloves**prepares enema*
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:22,
archived)
Tell Evanwe can't make these decisions without a picture of his mother
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:14,
archived)
How's your new niece / nephew? furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:19,
archived)
She's fine, I thinkHaven't seen her (Felicity, 7lb 1oz) yet - had to go to 'work'. Hopefully will have pics tomorrow.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:20,
archived)
Yay, good show!I'm not really into kiddies but it's nice when a b3tan gets new 'shopping opportunities.
Heh, hope mum and sprog are doing fine. Please continue to call the llittle 'un Felicity, 'Flick' is just awful.
(Heh, hope mum and sprog are doing fine. Please continue to call the llittle 'un Felicity, 'Flick' is just awful.
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:23,
archived)
i know a flickwell I did. she used to wolf-whistle at me
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:27,
archived)
I think you should post these nutcases email addresses with the messagein case someone wants to weird them out a bit...
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:16,
archived)
Have yougot any more, maybe a twock of the day compo or summat?
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:24,
archived)
You were asking earlier...(
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:10,
archived)
YES!"the ace of spaaayds, the ace of spaaayds"
*air guitar*
er...
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:14,
archived)
*air guitar*
er...
He's the only lizard I need Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:15,
archived)
I don't know. I just liked the guy's face.
Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:06,
archived)
Is that Ernest?What a big head he has.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:08,
archived)
Lunchtime loomsBoredom builds.
A b3tan admits to looking like a pirate.
messy paintmash ensues......
Yarrrrr for FN.
Avast!
Avast meheartie!! yarrrrg.
(A b3tan admits to looking like a pirate.
messy paintmash ensues......
Yarrrrr for FN.
Avast!
Avast meheartie!! yarrrrg.
Dangermouse.,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:03,
archived)
that's not chocolate... Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:18,
archived)
Yarrrr!lovely.
BTW - anybody know why B3ta isn't loading in my Firefox browser. I get the message "the file / is not found"?
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:06,
archived)
BTW - anybody know why B3ta isn't loading in my Firefox browser. I get the message "the file / is not found"?
shouldn't use firefox...don't think anyone here does...
(hides in corner)
((hides in corner)
Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:08,
archived)
Not a pirate in sight...http://www.yarrradio.com
Hope its not GC
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:06,
archived)
Hope its not GC
I only lub my own land.And I lub it, hard!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:09,
archived)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!KILL IT!
*SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG!*
*SPANG!*
(*SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG!*
*SPANG!*
TV's Nosemonkey,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:09,
archived)
sweetcan I have one?
/edit: mind you they can be pearoasting messy...
(/edit: mind you they can be pearoasting messy...
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:09,
archived)
Haven't they all got chlamydia or something as well?Wouldn't 'Chlamydia' be a pretty name for a girl if it weren't for the connotations?
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:26,
archived)
it would, wouldn't itmeet my lovely daughter, Miss Chlamydia Box
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35,
archived)
pphhhwwoooaaarrrthat's lovely laminate flooring!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:10,
archived)
I quite like the duvetbut think the bottom of the pole could have been fitted more sympathetically
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:14,
archived)
.
I think Koalas have fluffy ears.
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:04,
archived)
are you suggestingthat there were no weapons? I'll tell Tony!
woo piccy
(woo piccy
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:02,
archived)
tony now accepts that there were no Weapons of Mass Destructionand he accepts that the caveats in the intelligence presented to 10 Downing Street did alter the level of threat implied by the dossier, especially the bits that kept stressing that "intelligence is very limited on this issue". However, despite the fact that Tony accepts full responsibility for the fact that he misrepresented intelligence reports to Parliament, and thus led various previously sceptical MPs to believe that Saddam posed a "real and current" threat and so vote approval for the war (which was not in any way in breach of international law, no siree bob), that nice Mr. Lord Butler has said that despite the fact that everyone was at fault, no one is to blame, so leave poor Tony alone.
Clear?
(Clear?
TV's Nosemonkey,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:07,
archived)
No no no no no no noyou're forgetting, The ends justify the means... it doesn't matter that our Prime minister essentially lied to parliament and the country, and Iraq is in a bit of a mess and the whole of the Arab world knows we're a bunch of imperialist bastards, because that bloke we all really hate from the last time we went to war with him is going to be hung and we can all watch
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:14,
archived)
What goes Ha ha bonk?A man laughing his head off.
Classic book, classic joke.
Woo to you!
(Classic book, classic joke.
Woo to you!
Stickman_ben,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:03,
archived)
I thoughtit was Cherie Blair during intercourse with the Prime Minister.
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:11,
archived)
LOL!It'd last that long too. "Wow Tony... TWO Ha's in one session?"
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:12,
archived)
YeahKind of relevant, I felt, mind.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:08,
archived)
But what did the Caveats actually say?"This story, and the characters within it, is purely fictitious, and any resembalance to any real-life people or events is purely coincidental."
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:18,
archived)
this got lostin an avalanche of posts
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:58,
archived)
I saw itDidn't comment though as I was quite angry at the time. I am replying now as I am less angry.
( magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:59,
archived)
Whyall teh rage?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:00,
archived)
Why so angry?Embrace the fluff and throw the rage aside, you know you want to.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:00,
archived)
Are you all ugly now your teeth are borked?Or will Mr Sheep's wobbly nork animation of you take over for a few weeks until science comes up with a replacement toothypeg?
( TV's Nosemonkey,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:03,
archived)
Check glassco.cx - yesterday afternoon sometimeEveryone got frightfuly over-excited at the idea that there was a lady b3tan present.
( TV's Nosemonkey,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:10,
archived)
I was working from homeand my computer slowed to a crawl (on all programs) and I'm working through some product and I realise that:
a) the photos aren't in any way related by filename to a spreadsheet that was supplied to me
b) there are well over 400 products
c) I would have to work out what each photo was before I could do anything with it.
d) I thought I had finished 100 products and it had taken me over 6 hours and missed out 50 photos which I suddenly found.
(a) the photos aren't in any way related by filename to a spreadsheet that was supplied to me
b) there are well over 400 products
c) I would have to work out what each photo was before I could do anything with it.
d) I thought I had finished 100 products and it had taken me over 6 hours and missed out 50 photos which I suddenly found.
magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:05,
archived)
I write all that and no-one caresif I had all teh tits you'd all be going "awwww bless, here have a biscuit", but no, cos I have all teh cock you don't.
( magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:19,
archived)
But what are your opinions on said post now that your anger has abated?And why were you enraged at the time?
And when was the time that you were distempered?
Before these questions are answered I must withold the woos and yays that I feel the lovely piccie above deserves. You shall be held accountable for its loss of praise. YOU.
(And when was the time that you were distempered?
Before these questions are answered I must withold the woos and yays that I feel the lovely piccie above deserves. You shall be held accountable for its loss of praise. YOU.
TV's Nosemonkey,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:01,
archived)
1) Yes it is good
2) And why were you enraged at the time? As above
3) And when was the time that you were distempered? Between 8-10:15pm.
(2) And why were you enraged at the time? As above
3) And when was the time that you were distempered? Between 8-10:15pm.
magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:08,
archived)
Hurrah!Now I can unleash the woos and yays!
Fly my pretties! Fly!
Woo! Yay!
(Fly my pretties! Fly!
Woo! Yay!
TV's Nosemonkey,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:11,
archived)
try and give it more than 14 hrsbetween reposts.... :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:00,
archived)
its way over 10 hourscos i wasnt up at midnight
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:01,
archived)
i posted this at about 10:00 last nightits now 12 midday, that means its been 14 hours since it was posted
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:04,
archived)
fuck*goes to re-edit...*
*cany be arsed*
lok its just bad mkay?
(*cany be arsed*
lok its just bad mkay?
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:06,
archived)
am I complete simpleton?Cause I don't get it
( anythingbutthisactually,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:03,
archived)
i think its to do withgangsters hiding guns in violin cases in ye olde movies
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:06,
archived)
congratsyou win a hearty shake of the hand
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:08,
archived)
Since I hadn't seen it before,I'll say an emphatic woo! Very good!
( Stickman_ben,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:04,
archived)
Caroline's lovely.She has ALL teh top biscuit tips.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:57,
archived)
IndeedI was under the impression that it would be a recorded message, but no, it's a reall lve person. Which is nice. What a great job to have.
Jaffa Counselor
(Jaffa Counselor
Hankster,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:59,
archived)
It's a fucking fantastic job.Just making people happy by telling them alternative uses for popular confectionary.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:05,
archived)
Ning youhow's the tooth gap? you haven't given in and got a chav/bling gold cap yet?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:59,
archived)
now just needthe leaning tower of ice ...
woo.
(woo.
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:54,
archived)
then maybe...a sort of leaning sick bucket
or maybe not.
(or maybe not.
Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:55,
archived)
possiblybut being sick in buckets is teh amateur drinking
a true drinker gets the lot into a pint glass with no spillage and then quietly leaves it on the bar without anyone noticing ;)
(a true drinker gets the lot into a pint glass with no spillage and then quietly leaves it on the bar without anyone noticing ;)
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:57,
archived)
And a obtuse angle of lemon and/or limeand the jaunty paper umberella.
( magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:57,
archived)
What's this?
Another Mash?
yup.
clicky for the cool, filtery version...
*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:47,
archived)
dried bukake? the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:48,
archived)
pleeeeeeease? the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:51,
archived)
Stalagtite* and stalagmite* bukkake*likely to be spelt incorrectly.
( magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:51,
archived)
she loves mnay cocks Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:51,
archived)
Wipe your eyebrow.There's something stuck to it.
Excellent bit of mashing!
(Excellent bit of mashing!
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:48,
archived)
(
the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:51,
archived)
Arf!I thought the very same thing!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:52,
archived)
<pedant> Surely that's an American sign? </pedant>
woo all the same though
(woo all the same though
mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:51,
archived)
Exporting all the British nonces to the USwould give us a safer Britain.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:53,
archived)
*nods, sagely**strokes long, white beard*
*slapped by owner of long, white beard*
(*slapped by owner of long, white beard*
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:57,
archived)
He always hated birthdays
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:44,
archived)
ok ive been getting these for a while nowbut i only just decided i wanna do somethign about it .....
all that says to me is image stolen from b3ta.com.... how do i fix this, oh cunning netmonkeys?
(all that says to me is image stolen from b3ta.com.... how do i fix this, oh cunning netmonkeys?
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:46,
archived)
in that case there is no hope for any of us!!!!*Sobs bitterly*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:48,
archived)
I try to get by on science alonebut then I'm a sad little speccy cunt*
*I'd like to retract that piece os self-deprecation
(*I'd like to retract that piece os self-deprecation
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:55,
archived)
that's the errorScience AND beer is what you need
Fags, women and money help too.
(Fags, women and money help too.
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:03,
archived)
Shit, you're right**unpublished data, may not be true
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:07,
archived)
two questions...what firewall (if any) and browser are you using?
what does it say in the address bar of your browser?
(what does it say in the address bar of your browser?
robtoo is all out of gum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:47,
archived)
browser is ie6 (i know i know)firewall is a hardware one that never used to do this (doesnt on my gf's laptop for example) and i am coming thru b3ta.com not the super secret borked saturday url....
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:49,
archived)
either:a) you're looking at b3ta from somewhere other than b3ta.com
or
b) your firewall/browser is being a cunt
(or
b) your firewall/browser is being a cunt
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:48,
archived)
aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhvogon poetry!!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:59,
archived)
not here yesterday?hang on for vogon poetry generator...
here
(here
madrabbi,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:03,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Visions of the Future: Circa 1950"){kind=small}
from the b3ta inboxFrom: Visser95
B3ta user: *not logged in*
Hey you british dipshits!
anyone with half a brain cell can figure out your dumbass quizez! just view source and just look at it you morons! learn to encrypt the shit you fucking retards! it just takes a little commen sense you assholes!
signed
a smarter asshole than your dumbass!
(B3ta user: *not logged in*
Hey you british dipshits!
anyone with half a brain cell can figure out your dumbass quizez! just view source and just look at it you morons! learn to encrypt the shit you fucking retards! it just takes a little commen sense you assholes!
signed
a smarter asshole than your dumbass!
rob,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:40,
archived)
Fun guyRemind yourself to invite him to the next bash.
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:40,
archived)
yeah! he sounds aceHey! My first Mod edits
*pride*
(*pride*
the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:45,
archived)
In the words of Mr Veitch..."We've got your e-mail, la la la la la!
"Everybody knows, we've got your e-mail."
("Everybody knows, we've got your e-mail."
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:41,
archived)
errnot actually the words of Joel.
THAT WAS MY THING - YOU CUNT!
(THAT WAS MY THING - YOU CUNT!
rob,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:43,
archived)
FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!*sits back to watch the fur fly*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:44,
archived)
hah'Hey Rob, you did the Switch ads, yeah?'
NO YOU CUNT THAT WAS THAT CUNTING JOEL WHO FUCKING DID THAT! MINGELIPS TWATTIO FUCKRUNG!!!
(NO YOU CUNT THAT WAS THAT CUNTING JOEL WHO FUCKING DID THAT! MINGELIPS TWATTIO FUCKRUNG!!!
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:45,
archived)
yes but then we would have branded you a sell outand pelted you with rotten cabbages in the street.
or was that in a former life? i can never remember.
(or was that in a former life? i can never remember.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:50,
archived)
a sell out for being paid to make an ad?If that's selling out then I want in!
( rob,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:51,
archived)
to the stocks with him.(i'd love to get paid to do stuff like that as well)
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:53,
archived)
i received £30 this morningfor a drawing i did.
which was nice.
(which was nice.
Sunshine Elephant,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:54,
archived)
stone himstone him, the heathen!
tis not normal to be paid for artwork!!!
(tis not normal to be paid for artwork!!!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:56,
archived)
as a result,quite splendidly, my gallery gets mentioned in colchester utd's programme all next season.
( Sunshine Elephant,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:58,
archived)
*ENVY*Woo!
*ENVY*
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:00,
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Blimeh, that's a bit strong.Sorry.
Who stepped on your kitten this morning?
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:48,
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Phew.*wipes tears from corners of the eyes*
Thinking you're getting shouted at by Rob always loosens the bowels.
If it's any consolation, I spurred at least two of my colleagues onto suicide by singing the Donkey Song every Monday for at least six weeks.
(Thinking you're getting shouted at by Rob always loosens the bowels.
If it's any consolation, I spurred at least two of my colleagues onto suicide by singing the Donkey Song every Monday for at least six weeks.
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:53,
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can i poke one of your eyes outso you can wear an eye patch?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:45,
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well you've failed the b3ta testLog out and do not pass into the board until you know better (or indeed know B3ta).
( magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:45,
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Give the man a hummus enema......you couldn't make it up, could you?
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:41,
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fair playbut should you really put the guy's e-mail on the board?
edit: just seen dancing yak's reply.
meh, what do i care?
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:41,
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edit: just seen dancing yak's reply.
meh, what do i care?
that old one eh?:P
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:43,
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Yes.*snigger*
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:42,
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YesAs he called "us" (ie. rob) a Dipshit, and anyone who still uses that phrase is clearly a, um dipshit nobshine.
( magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:42,
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but what ifeveryone sends him huge pic files and clogs up the poor fellow's hotmail account?
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:45,
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haha,someone last night was going from both extremes on my gallery. it was proper split personality.
( Sunshine Elephant,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:41,
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some people really ought to not be given net access..There's the proof.
Typical hotmail user, hiding behind bill gates....
Shoot em all!!!
(Typical hotmail user, hiding behind bill gates....
Shoot em all!!!
Dangermouse.,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:42,
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quizez, commen.perhaps he should learn to spell before he starts to rant.
the stupid american dumbarse.
he gives other americans a bad name.
(the stupid american dumbarse.
he gives other americans a bad name.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:42,
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hmmi seem to have accidentally signed himup to a shitload of kiddie/bestiality/goldenshowers pron mailers
oops.....
(oops.....
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:42,
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that was very careless of you! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:43,
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yeah i knowi cant inmagine how it ever happened
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:44,
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howeverdid that happen?
( mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:44,
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But will he noticein the mountains of spam he already recieves as a hotmail user?
( GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:08,
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En espanolEl hombre es el cockbagio. Mucho Muchos COCKBAGIOS!
ahem. Sorry
(ahem. Sorry
Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:43,
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Dear VisserThank you for your concern about being able to view the answers of our quizzes by looking at the source. As you may be aware b3ta.com is a fun site, and as contents of the site, so are the quizzes. If you believe cheating at our quizzes make you somehow better than us you are mistaken as they are only some simple fun for you to enjoy. You have clearly missed the point.
Regards
Rob
Overlord.
(Regards
Rob
Overlord.
magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:56,
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Or more likelyDear Visser,
If you feel the need to cheat on quizes such as cheese or postbox then you're a complete moron.
Best regards,
People who couldn't give a shit about your whiney American horseshit.
(If you feel the need to cheat on quizes such as cheese or postbox then you're a complete moron.
Best regards,
People who couldn't give a shit about your whiney American horseshit.
Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:02,
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Well.....at least we can twunting well spell
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:02,
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Does that fluff stink?All fluff in bellybuttons stink.
So I'm told.
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:40,
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So I'm told.
I never do...woosome
edit: is it me or was there something more up there ^^^^ a moment ago?
edit edit: ah..there it is....british dipshits indeed...
(edit: is it me or was there something more up there ^^^^ a moment ago?
edit edit: ah..there it is....british dipshits indeed...
mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:36,
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unlike me.i know for a fact that she loves teh cock!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:48,
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SmoothMuch Woo-osity is coming your way, on the train of houplaness.
missed out the yay... *kicks self at inability to put a yay in there somewhere*
(missed out the yay... *kicks self at inability to put a yay in there somewhere*
Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:37,
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How about..."Much Woo-osity is coming your yay, on the train of houplaness"?
( Neth,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:39,
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Oooh that's lovely !!!Semi TJ - talking of nasty doggies (below) I had a nightmare about my Mum's spaniel last night . Ewwwwww.
( rabbitz,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:40,
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Woo!I do enjoy your work.
TJ: dammit, where did the stupid American troll post go? I was hoping for a bit of rough and tumble of a Thursday morning...
/edit: ah, there it is.
(TJ: dammit, where did the stupid American troll post go? I was hoping for a bit of rough and tumble of a Thursday morning...
/edit: ah, there it is.
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:40,
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Babs worried about little Mr Fluffy's behaviour but continued to feed him Fois Gras and Moet.
sorry for shitness but I am so bored at work today
hurray!hope he eats her!!!
Woo for strange doggies!
I, too, am seriously bored here. Comming for a pint at the Jolly Farmer?
(Woo for strange doggies!
I, too, am seriously bored here. Comming for a pint at the Jolly Farmer?
Dangermouse.,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:35,
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Aaaargh!Kill it!
I used to work for a vet when I was at school, and the number of obese dogs we used to see was obscene.
Of course, they were all owned by stupid, neurotic women who couldn't get a shag and thereby displaced their frustrated maternal longings by stuffing their poor stunted animals full of totally unsuitable food.
(I used to work for a vet when I was at school, and the number of obese dogs we used to see was obscene.
Of course, they were all owned by stupid, neurotic women who couldn't get a shag and thereby displaced their frustrated maternal longings by stuffing their poor stunted animals full of totally unsuitable food.
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:36,
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Pretty good, actually.And eating a Penguin roll, courtesy of the Red Cross package from McVities', which is most woosome.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:44,
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good for you!prefer Club™ biscuits meself...
any photo's of your new pirate-y face?
(any photo's of your new pirate-y face?
Dangermouse.,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:46,
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Look at Bab's hairIt looks like horns. If I go bald when I am an old woman I will use the dog as a wig, you can bearly tell the difference anyway.
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:42,
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