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[challenge entry] The humbug's minty taste made it a delicasy among the locals
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Haha!
Thats brill!

woous yayus hooplatus
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:57, archived)
# haha
that looks very real. The 'shopping quality on this compo has been fantastic
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:58, archived)
# ahaha
i like
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:00, archived)
# I crave for the Apostrophe Nazis
With Harry as the new member.

"The humbug's minty taste made it a delicacy among the locals."
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:02, archived)
# That's really put me off the humbugs
that I've got left from Christmas.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Not so much a case of "Bah humbug."
More "Bah, humbug."
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is brilliant
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:07, archived)
# top shop!~
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:11, archived)
# hahahaha
tasty and great!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:17, archived)
# haha nice
.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:29, archived)
# nice shopping
woo
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The British Woodnut - became extinct in the late 5th Century
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:51, archived)
# teehee
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:15, archived)
# The chickepede stood no chance once the barbeque was invented...
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:45, archived)
# i prefer the multi breasts chicken
woo though
tj/funny sfw vid
www.yonkis.com/media/resbalon.wmv
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:46, archived)
# can it not run faster though?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:47, archived)
# think
of all the egg omlettes
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:47, archived)
# as opposed to marrow ommelettes?
woo to t'pic also, by the way
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:00, archived)
# SPIT ROAST!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:04, archived)
# last one..
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:45, archived)
# it looks
as if more is needed
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Wide Angle
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:36, archived)
# That is so damn good
and woo
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:40, archived)
# It's good
almost clever.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:47, archived)
# damned bloody
faint praise

please have a happy onion
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(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:15, archived)
# isnt
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:48, archived)
# i think we can let it pass just this once
:o)
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:53, archived)
# :o
r u sure?

I wouldnt want to upset the locals
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Cute little things but doomed
they have an awful habit of pecking their kids to death

ever so slight pearoast for compo
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)
# that am lurvely
i likes alot
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:33, archived)
# thankee
I's shy
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:35, archived)
# kangawoo
me likey (:
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:41, archived)
# Teh Bass Rock
has never been the same
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:57, archived)
# 'ning b3ta
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Ning
someone please spang teh johnny for me...
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:33, archived)
# why, what did I do?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:35, archived)
# i think its still noon
foreigner
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:38, archived)
#
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(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Thanks
he's annoying at times
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:11, archived)
# No hummus hence shameless repost

"You gonna read the word of teh lawd or me an ma fren here gonna bust a holy cap in yo ass!"
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:29, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)
# No hummus hence shameless repost
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:33, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
Just like tha'!

:D
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:34, archived)
# "Jus like muddafuckin' dat"

.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:49, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 18:04, archived)
# lovely roast
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:33, archived)
# He'll shoot out your telly
"Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time."
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:33, archived)
# *wants*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Don't bother
Once you've bought from them they send you a catalogue every week, near enough. I bought a Space pen (which ran out t'other day) and they haven't quit.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:41, archived)
# wouldn't get it from there anyway.
they're cheaper elsewhere.

i get catalogues from them and i've never even bought from them.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:47, archived)
# SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Mind you, it's nice to read the Girly bit.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:53, archived)
# I've had one for years.
I got if from here: clickie

(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The unusual markings on the ...

...made mating difficult!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:23, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:23, archived)
# haha
woo!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:25, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I'm surprised he even got that close
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Once he gets going though
he lasts much longer!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:26, archived)
# *wets self*
That is fookin great!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:26, archived)
# ahahahahahaah
you genious!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:28, archived)
# good
redexes have been outfirefoxed it seems
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:31, archived)
# speaking of firefox
the 'reload every' plugin is absolutely awesome for b3ta.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
*goes soft*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] unts
The scorpius ticklius only succeeded in tickling it's foes into submission, which, when you look at it, isn't really going to put off a starving hyena or immobilise a terrified insecty thing.

(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:22, archived)
# The Ken Dodd
of scorpions!

Excellent
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:24, archived)
#
"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside." - Ken Dodd. Genius.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)
# hahahaha what a class act he was

I want to be a diddy man
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Another good performance opener:
"Hello, I'm Ken Dodd. Comedian and failed accountant...."
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:34, archived)
# And
"My Dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby he said, 'Is this a joke?'"
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
I'm off to google
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] A whole breed completely wiped out
And Bullys Special Prize!
by sunday evening TV entertainment
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha


woo!~
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:21, archived)
# super
smashing
great
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:22, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:22, archived)
#
WOO
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:29, archived)
# probably been done...
...but this had been in my head for ages.

And now seemed the time to do it.

.
click for biggerisations
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)
# subtle
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:19, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:21, archived)
# That is superb.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:25, archived)
# heh
hats off
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)
# i posted this last night
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:32, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:37, archived)
# isn't a pfft usually reserved for
things that are pun-like or very clever.

Not that this isn't clever, it's just that, oh what the fuck am I going on about.

Somebody spang me please.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:42, archived)
# *SPANG*
.....
*spang* *spang* *spang* *spang* *spang*
....
*spang*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:51, archived)
# This am WOOOO!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)
# NSFW CAUTION
Contains Cock.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:20, archived)
# i'm surprised that isn't gc
considering it's six years old and I've seen it quite a bit.

But then, it's still fuckin' wierd and it's still amusing.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:24, archived)
# And by the way,
what's happened to the sweary filtery thingy.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:24, archived)
# its gone.
but you can't 'hug' anymore
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:25, archived)
#
or 'snuggle'
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:27, archived)
# cock fuck
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:32, archived)
# oh yeah
hadn't noticed. and good riddance
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Eatme butterfly, sadly extinct.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:09, archived)
# That actually
took me a minute to work out, mind you I can never find my shoes either.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:10, archived)
# they're down there...
at the end of those leg things...



(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)
# extremely well executed
woo!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:12, archived)
# very
pretty

woo
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:12, archived)
# That is Lovely!!!
Woosome!!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:12, archived)
# top shopping
woo yay
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:14, archived)
# beautiful.
excellent stuff as ever. :)
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:16, archived)
# nice shopping!~
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:16, archived)
# marvelloooos
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:19, archived)
# I don't understand what it is
but it's very well done
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:19, archived)
# psst
it says "food"
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:21, archived)
# soo - cocking - perb
hehehehehe
& *clap clap clap* (:
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:33, archived)
#
Great
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:48, archived)
# Nicely
dun.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:51, archived)
# Rare film footage offers look at British life 100 years ago

Police Officers Were Most Susceptible To Melting.
Much To The Amusement Of The Local Ragamuffins. Seen Here Shouting.. "Ha, Ha, Ha, You Are Teh Funneh!".
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:03, archived)
# haha!
the ragamuffins bit is great
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Anyone else
think the copper looks like a thin Stalin?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Pfft
This i like!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha
you little scallywag :D
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Like my new woo?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:55, archived)
# yes.

here, have my old woo





(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:56, archived)
# yay
twirly wurly
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Top
this looks like it goes faster and faster.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:43, archived)
# yay

sorry, no new one... i just finished a 7 hour war with illustrator. Now i've gotta do some work on EPGA
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:58, archived)
# yay
to spangage!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Part of your complete b3tafast
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:04, archived)
# yes.



EDIT: Have a good weekend you sexy bandits!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Hicockalorum!
And poor Keitaro.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:13, archived)
# "Go to Hell" images at the ready
NSFW

I just wish it could be FP. Oh well.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:56, archived)
# pfft
where the hell did you get the source for that?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:56, archived)
# A post from earlier
Some guy got "stoned" and cut the head of his knob off. So I thought, being the silly fuck I am, "I should put Ken Bigley's head there.", and I did.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:57, archived)
# I am so glad i refrained from clicking until i had an explanation
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:57, archived)
# me too
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:04, archived)
# do you have a link
to the nob-head story?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:59, archived)
# look back 30 mins or so ago - couldn't bear it myself!


(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Click "View Older Posts" once and scroll down
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:05, archived)
#
Christ on a fucking penny farthing


.... just plain no
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:03, archived)
# why ken bigley?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:06, archived)
# More appropriate I guess
Not many people would recognise the American guys.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:08, archived)
# that is just vile
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:56, archived)
# you sick bastard
who is it? (little head not the owner of the poor dick i feel sorry for)
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:56, archived)
# that's biggers
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:59, archived)
# aaaaargh
that is quality, yet slightly suspect
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Is that from the blog of someone chopping his love-rod off?!
I've been too scared to click the links to that all day long..
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:01, archived)
# *CLICK*


*Vomit*


Glowers
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] the Islamic fundamentalist squirrel
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(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
Quality :D

Have a woo
(, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 0:01, archived)
# allah be praised
my cobb nuts are liberated
(, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The Tasmanian Exploding Hamster
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:48, archived)
# yay for rodents that go boom
:~)
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:51, archived)
# It works better
if you turn it to high on the microwave
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Nice spong
but the unclamped explosion looks a bit odd
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:51, archived)
# it's smoke
and I've only got a cheapo animation package....
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:54, archived)
# arf!
no wonder the poor little fuckers died out...



(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:53, archived)

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