HAHAHA!I don't know whether to laugh or fear. Perhaps we've all been fooled into thinking that The Bomb is connected to a button when it's actually connected to a pully-chain. :)
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:07,
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Yay for pulley chainsdoes it open a trapdoor in the floor to get rid of reporters?
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:16,
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Surely that 'W' needs changing to an 'S'.!
(
Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:21,
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*splash*Of course its tony blair's head in the toilet as he does this...
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:37,
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We're getting one of these at work.They take 50p's.
(
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:56,
archived)
awwww....the best ones are sold out.
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:57,
archived)
You'llsoon get board of eating pussy every day*
*May be 100% untrue
(*May be 100% untrue
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:58,
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But the scottish folded ears breed has sold out!i wanted one...
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:59,
archived)
gnnnn* my kitty is stuck on the coil(kicks machine)
agh! now it's leaking juice
(kicks machine again)
(agh! now it's leaking juice
(kicks machine again)
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:02,
archived)
yes....and don't forget... the rule is:
"put the most fragile kittens at the top so they have further to fall and smash"
("put the most fragile kittens at the top so they have further to fall and smash"
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:03,
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Glad to see they don't sell those oneswith the weird faces.
(
charliedontsurf,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:07,
archived)
Woo! Also available in handy dispenser.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:11,
archived)
I look forward to the day when I can have aromatic crispy squick at my local chinese!it'll be tastier than the cat and dog they usually sell
Edit: W Y H
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:58,
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Edit: W Y H
wrap it in a pancakeand fry it up..!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:00,
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The beak'll be a bit chewy thoughmaybe i'll marinate it in my 'plum sauce' first.
/runs before rspca catches me
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:02,
archived)
/runs before rspca catches me
Hooray...!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:51,
archived)
Congratumaflips :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:52,
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wootonight eat a necterine as a treat, yeah I know they are out of season but sometimes you just have to say "oh dash all this foodmiles malarky" and spoil yourself
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:54,
archived)
What'swith all this fruit pushing?
Are you one of Blair's five-a-day nanny-staters?
(Are you one of Blair's five-a-day nanny-staters?
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:55,
archived)
Can I have 5 nannies a day please!and a couple of au pairs aswell...
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:01,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Land That Scale Forgot"){kind=small}
stop the spazzy dance Tiny LadyAnd run!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:50,
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Hurray for Tiny Ladies!I wonder what'd happen if you gave them Monkey Beer?
( charliedontsurf,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:51,
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it doesn't bear thinking about! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:52,
archived)
*buys her a drink*here's 20p, call your mother and tell her you won't be home tonight.
/2nd in the Mr. Stockton contest 1998
(/2nd in the Mr. Stockton contest 1998
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:57,
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remindsme of the original sim city
(
Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:49,
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Tick tick tick...what followed destroyed a few large buildings
woo!
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:50,
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woo!
wellthanks kezza, at least one of the locals replied!
( Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:58,
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Oh my my god,we're all under a tick.
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:17,
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all it needs is a captionhow about.. Before 9/11 NY's biggest problem was elite parasites?
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:46,
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the op' went well thengood show that man woman
Woo yay - here be camels
(Woo yay - here be camels
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:49,
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Er,didn't you used to be bloke!
Nice pant-eating snatch :¬)
(Nice pant-eating snatch :¬)
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:49,
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You can't have babies, Stan.You aven't got a womb. Where's the foetus gonna gestate?
( charliedontsurf,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:53,
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Ina box?
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:56,
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who buries a dog?that's just mean.
*realises you can digitally edit images*
(*realises you can digitally edit images*
WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:48,
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Testing out new chars for a comic i may/may not be arsed to attemp/fuck up(
Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:41,
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test IRA .jpg?is that Gerry Adams all dolled up for a night on the tiles?
( Reckless_Rik,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:48,
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noi liked the name i used for unlucky ira last night, so i thought i'd name this char Ira.
( Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:52,
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it`s obviously a girlalthough the baps are a bit small!
( Reckless_Rik,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:07,
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10 years ago yesterdayhe did his leap into the Crowd. Best comedy entertainment of the 90s.
(
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:43,
archived)
You mean ten years and a day ago? ;)
Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:47,
archived)
ah there you are!Can you recommend a cheap 3d software package for beginners wanting to learn, or does such a thing not exist?
cheers :)
(cheers :)
Spunkmeyer,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:50,
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blender is freebut unlike anything else. Never had the patience to learn it myself, but my brother's a fan
blender3d.org
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:54,
archived)
blender3d.org
yeah I`ve never used it, but I hear it`s good also.. and available for Linux, if that`s your "bent" ;)
( Reckless_Rik,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:58,
archived)
nomitated and seconded. worth a try methinks.This is a long shot - know of any good music creation software that is affordable (Looked at Reason but really can't justify spending that much). Oh, and I don't want to make dance tracks etc - more for game music.
Cheers again :)
(Cheers again :)
Spunkmeyer,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:04,
archived)
you could do worse than try audacityaudacity.sourceforge.net/windows.php
also available for Linux :) - although this is more a multi-track recording thingie than a sequencer
perhaps worth looking at the old skool apps like soundtracker / protracker?
(also available for Linux :) - although this is more a multi-track recording thingie than a sequencer
perhaps worth looking at the old skool apps like soundtracker / protracker?
Reckless_Rik,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:09,
archived)
will have a look.Anything is better than nothing/music 2000 ;)
Thanks!
(Thanks!
Spunkmeyer,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:14,
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NoI really did mean '10 years ago yesterday'.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:51,
archived)
ARF!Here, have my version...
geddit?
yes, it's a Bar Code!
(geddit?
yes, it's a Bar Code!
Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:38,
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*walks into brim of massive hatwatch it!
( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate.,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:44,
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hahahaha+prints out
*goes to pub
(*goes to pub
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:48,
archived)
I hate being stuck in university without my normal setup.
StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:30,
archived)
B I G G E R !biggerbiggerbiggerbiggerbiggerbigger
:D
Reckless_Rik,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:30,
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Bigger x infinity*taunts Reckless Rik (yet again)
( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate.,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:36,
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hmmbigger to the power of infinity x bigger to the power infinity2
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:38,
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'the toast rack is at infinity.'Extract from A Brief History of Infinity by brian clegg
give it a read you may change your mind
(give it a read you may change your mind
Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:49,
archived)
noits s second infinity thats aloud
you can have the infinity that is a resolution of pieand another one that is all of the numbers in the complete resolution added up x pi
two different infinitys how you get there alters the nature of infinity
(you can have the infinity that is a resolution of pieand another one that is all of the numbers in the complete resolution added up x pi
two different infinitys how you get there alters the nature of infinity
Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:51,
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i'm not kiddingi was about to collapse before i ate this stuff... it's fucking great!
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:40,
archived)
Cottage cheese, cottage cheesetry it once and then you'll agree
that cottage cheese, cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please
(that cottage cheese, cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please
Mr Gimpson Wolfguts,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:40,
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Yay,he looks friendly :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:27,
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Ahem,sorry, Doris :/
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:44,
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yayshe has a look that just screams "daddy I got up but I cant get down"
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:28,
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tiptoe throughthe tulips cause the tulips are just where I'll be
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:31,
archived)
The looser was a confused fellowbut nice and calm and very much mellow
he would swim about and for fish he would dive
eating these kept the looser alive.
but secretly he was filled with hate
because he could not find a mate.
no one knew what jagged images were in his head
untill he shot them all quite dead.
(he would swim about and for fish he would dive
eating these kept the looser alive.
but secretly he was filled with hate
because he could not find a mate.
no one knew what jagged images were in his head
untill he shot them all quite dead.
Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:28,
archived)
Profound,man.
*passes dooby*
(*passes dooby*
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:29,
archived)
"Ooby Dooby" - Roy Orbison? Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:33,
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Why is he loose?Not tight enough? Unless you mean loser.
( charliedontsurf,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:45,
archived)
AAAAAAAAAARG!BEANS!
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:17,
archived)
Arf!edit: "Brown's the colour of poo!"
Christian Bale of Hay in a field,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:18,
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And if you combine elephants in person with poo...there be a big smelly brown mess ahead.
Enough said there then.
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:26,
archived)
Enough said there then.
the one where they go over to their nudist neighbors' houseand chris keeps saying, "boobies!"
and they erase his mind and tell him they were at the circus.
i know all.
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:28,
archived)
and they erase his mind and tell him they were at the circus.
i know all.
Ah now I remember!Can you guess what word I'm thinking of? And it's not 'kitty'.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:30,
archived)
is it kitty?
The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:47,
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Minor TJ...Spunk murphy, if you are still knocking about, I have solved our earlier conundrum here
And Stuey am teh wooestest
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:22,
archived)
And Stuey am teh wooestest
Bwahahaha!None may stand before the kick-ass-ed-ness of Popeye!
If worst came to worst he could let one rip - the stench of processed spinach would over come the namby-pamby blue power ranger, while Popeyes corncob-pipe chainsmoking habit would leave him unscathed, having removed all traces of his olfactory senses.
QED
(If worst came to worst he could let one rip - the stench of processed spinach would over come the namby-pamby blue power ranger, while Popeyes corncob-pipe chainsmoking habit would leave him unscathed, having removed all traces of his olfactory senses.
QED
Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:29,
archived)
Wooo!Am I the only one who sees a young Boris Johnson?
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:31,
archived)
Could neverunderstand why people put "polite notice" on signs...
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:15,
archived)
I like the one on the rightand I'd like to order 6 please :)
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:17,
archived)
Onefor each of your properties?
*sends signs to Ms. F Pot, South Africa*
(*sends signs to Ms. F Pot, South Africa*
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:25,
archived)
I like the ones that say 'Thank You for Not Smoking'.Why? You don't know I'm not going to.
( charliedontsurf,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:18,
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thatI can beleive the tartazine freak that he is
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:14,
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No,I had drank . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:20,
archived)
Dave is a glutton and that fact has just proven it Reckless_Rik,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:15,
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And you should have seen the skid marks he left in his pants!
/childness!
(/childness!
firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:15,
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He would of been better off with someweak lemon drink.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:16,
archived)
but he isthe king of all banjos
not the king of all hobbys
(not the king of all hobbys
Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:22,
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Thesilly sausage that he is.
Pfft!
(Pfft!
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:16,
archived)
Hahahaha!But it was 0.4% real fruit! I couldn't resist . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:17,
archived)
0.4%Blimmy, that's almost the real thing in orange squash world.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:18,
archived)
These two events would happen at the same time
Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:10,
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Arf!Where's Ernie?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:11,
archived)
due to the nature of reality being unsettledhe's being groomed by cousin IT
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:13,
archived)
are those supposed to beflying pigs?
( Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:11,
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flying blob of meranguiecheck the alt-text.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:12,
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Did you render them in Terragen?can't see bloody alt-text, and can't be arsed to right click it! use title=" " and no probs!
( firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:14,
archived)
Changed it for youbecause you're too lazy :P
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:15,
archived)
thank you. title is more browser friendly any way! Oh, to the BT2000 (what we call title text), yes you do!
( firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:20,
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good picbbut worst rendering ever
fuck shit dog monkey!
edit: not calling you FSDM, just.. oh why explain, never go back... other than to say there was a tiff earlier but now all good it seems.
(fuck shit dog monkey!
edit: not calling you FSDM, just.. oh why explain, never go back... other than to say there was a tiff earlier but now all good it seems.
WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:21,
archived)
are you supposed to be a fucking piece of scum cunt shit?because you are.
Is that supposed to be a face?*points to face*
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:15,
archived)
yes of course they areyou must be blind.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:19,
archived)
Now now!No need to be mean just because he didn't use Poser 1.0
(
mechamatsimpsk,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:21,
archived)
I wasnt being meanI just didnt know if they were pigs or not.
( Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:30,
archived)
As they say, man...You are what you eat.
( Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:40,
archived)
I'll have you know,I don't actually drink tea, nor make tea very well, I drink coffee.
I hate the taste of tea.
Also: I know you chuckled after reading the previous post.
(I hate the taste of tea.
Also: I know you chuckled after reading the previous post.
Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:46,
archived)
I thinkit needs some marble-effect pillars and maybe some flames.
And a page-curl effect! Must have a page-curl effect!
(And a page-curl effect! Must have a page-curl effect!
mechamatsimpsk,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:24,
archived)
hahahawow, you're so good at this.
that teaboy could stand to learn a thing or two from you.
redex for me! try taking out the google bit!
( firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:25,
archived)
www.web-friend.com/wp/group1/computer2.jpg
Its all a dig at Zyk0tik anyway.
(Its all a dig at Zyk0tik anyway.
firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:28,
archived)
how very queer!google normally allows hot linking to images
err I mean.. "my photorealistic 3D render web site normally..."
(err I mean.. "my photorealistic 3D render web site normally..."
Reckless_Rik,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:33,
archived)
You mean...*cogs whirr*
... YOU OWN GOOGLE?!?!
Wow! You must earn lots of money! ;)
(... YOU OWN GOOGLE?!?!
Wow! You must earn lots of money! ;)
mechamatsimpsk,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:34,
archived)
If the devil was as drawn by jackthen i might consider obliging.
as it is, you can have this free woo instead.
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:12,
archived)
as it is, you can have this free woo instead.
2 back legsand 2 little hands in the front?
Or maybe I am thinking of Pete's Dragon
(Or maybe I am thinking of Pete's Dragon
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:16,
archived)
Western dragons have four,Eastern have four or none. Two legged dragons are wyverns.
( charliedontsurf,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:20,
archived)
thank you, you have just settled a 3 year university argumentare n00bt00b or geoff woade about? if so they can suck my balls. you never should have taken on me and tipassoi.
(
clorey mcnuggety,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:23,
archived)
Don't forgetto point out the Welsh flag to them.
( charliedontsurf,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:28,
archived)
exactlyFlying things have 2 legs
Dragons are a flying thing
Therefore dragons have 2 legs
Crappy arms!= legs
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:33,
archived)
Dragons are a flying thing
Therefore dragons have 2 legs
Crappy arms!= legs
The normal rule are suspended for dragons.It'd need wings the size of basildon to keep it's body in the air. Anyway, have you ever counted the legs on a fly?
( charliedontsurf,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:38,
archived)
That said,as they're mythical, it's all academic, really.
( charliedontsurf,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:50,
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whatsnow in hell if you ever visited wales?
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:13,
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There's a place called helland I think it's in Sweden. It definately snows there.
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:17,
archived)
an freind oncehitch hiked to there for charity
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:23,
archived)
Public service announcement - THERE IS NO 'KING A IN DEFINITELY
I must remake that to look a bit better but I felt it was an emergency.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:24,
archived)
So...are you saying that every other word on B3TA is spelt correctly then? What about grammar? Never use hyphens unless combining words. What about the spelling of 'friends' by vultan? Hmm? Hmm? Be gone.
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:32,
archived)
complaining about my spellingjust lands people with a big long political lecture about how I was poorly educated so we could save money to spend on bombs for attacking the belgrano which was sailing away.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:35,
archived)
no offence vultan...just trying to make a point. sympathies for ur lack of education though.
(,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:39,
archived)
I blame the teachersrather than face the fact I was a work shy little thicko
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:43,
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