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# Flash Games

Hi,

here is my Sausage Game, totally pointless.

www.sullyworld.co.uk/sausage.html
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:11, archived)
# woo! killing dead things
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:14, archived)
# pointless
and WOO!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:15, archived)
# Luke: I got one
Han: Don't get HP kid.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:34, archived)
# the music
i love it. elite goes seaside
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:03, archived)
# We say "Arschloch" here in Deutschland...


No I didn't! No, wait... yes I did....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:04, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:11, archived)
#
but 'bastard' is just as good in English or German.

Is this a potential 'Smug Arscloch'?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:11, archived)
# 25 years old
and his life is over.... and he only made "5 figures" from the bets! What a cock. Mafia will get him....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Bescheissenes Arschloch!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Advertising has changed...
...since 1959:

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:01, archived)
# crikey!!! Its Dave the Hat's Dad!!!
nice one
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:02, archived)
# How about...
...a "Chris Morris"-esque "Made Up Drugs" compo?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:07, archived)
# he he, that'd do it...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Ahem!
I never knew my Dad, I was found inna hat outside the orphanarium . . .


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# another "Dave the Fact"
super!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# aww poor Dave teh Hat
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:27, archived)
# that's too realistic

woo
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:04, archived)
# That's Bill Cullen....
...from Yank TV (CHRIST I am old. kill me for knowing that) PROOF

Google Bill Cullen on Google image search and you find him
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:07, archived)
# It is.
He looks battered.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:11, archived)
# I love you, Mary Jane.
Ver' nioce.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# *moleste regret for my most shite posting
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:53, archived)
# hee hee
glad to see you're good to your word and nyuking away...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:00, archived)
# how very queer!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:55, archived)
# That calls for a sporty repost (I have no shame)

woo for odd athletes
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
his expression makes it even funnier
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:06, archived)
# is that a reference
to athelete? if not its very random...

Anyway, w/y/h to the shoppage.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Time for your daily dose of DTH trivia!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:48, archived)
# *squeaks
'ning Loon! Arf!


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:48, archived)
# 'noon!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Yay - not used this piece of tat for a while
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:49, archived)
# Tat!
Never!!

KKurrrssskkk! Kkooorrr!!

/Can't be arsed looking up the proper spelling


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:52, archived)
# er... no.... that will do
ning Dave
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:53, archived)
# holy crap!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:56, archived)
# unholy . . . Shirley?


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:00, archived)
# Crabtree?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Don't mind if I do . . .
Daddy!


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Pffft!
I'm loving this series of 'Dave the Facts'
- keep em coming!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:51, archived)
# best DTF yet!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:51, archived)
# y'know theyese are almost 'printoff-able'
and then you could put em in fortune cookies at a local chinese, confuse the diners like hell....
hmmm, good tho
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:51, archived)
# I might send them into my local paper
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:54, archived)
# under what category?
missing pets?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
brilliant idea!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Hehe,
'ning all!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:59, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa
if they're surface minnows he wouldn't have to dive that deep!

*shouts "Drown ya Bastard!"
*runs away
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Maybe old news but....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:44, archived)
# I prefer to get my news from
news.com.com.news.news.com.com.com.com.com.com.com.com.com

edit -- and I can't get the page to load! What am I missing? Is my blog putting me in danger? Argh!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Know.....it's.....fake......
must.....not.......click....





*clicks*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You Mong!







. . .








. . .







. . .




*clicks*


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:49, archived)
# 404 error
am i missing something?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:56, archived)
# 'ning :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Hmmm.
Looks like he'd make a good slipper.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:36, archived)
# help!
tis watching me!

spang it, spang it hard!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:38, archived)
# tehehe
melovesthat.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:39, archived)
# The top "spack" in your profile
makes it look like your hair is revolving, but not your head.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:41, archived)
# yes
that's the point :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:42, archived)
# Yay!
Revolvobarnet!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:43, archived)
# That's special
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:43, archived)
# 'Ning
i've just gotr into work as i made the stupid mistake of not looking at my petrol gauge and running out halfway to work.

lucky my boss didn't mind and just gave me a minor mocking for being a fool.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:44, archived)
# one o' those days :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:45, archived)
# *points and dances*
Haha!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:47, archived)
# ahhhh
teh fluff :-D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:48, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:55, archived)
# Have some fun
pop some virtual bubble wrap...

sorry if it's a glaaaaaasscooooooock.....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:20, archived)
# *Squeezes SkipTheWhip's head

Pop!

Yay!



(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:23, archived)
# yay
*adds spices*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:24, archived)
# OW!
Dammit! cut it out
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:24, archived)
# DTH -
No!
I've made some new friends!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:25, archived)
# Ooh!
do tell . . .


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:45, archived)
# yay...
...for manic mode!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:26, archived)
# woo! nothing like a cock of glass first thing on a Friday ;)
and with it being Friday, I think you`re excused :D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:27, archived)
# Don't have time or inclinaton...
.. to look up EVERYthing.... happy Friday (urp)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:29, archived)
# happy Friday indeed!
beer`n`fags`n`beer`n`fags
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:30, archived)
# happy Friday everyone
*downs cold crisp and refreshing monkey beer*

ahhh
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Been watching Human Traffic?
Bruvvvahhhhh?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:39, archived)
# probably
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Must....have....MORE!!!
.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:30, archived)
# Grand,
but you can't pick it up and ring it like a towel. That makes loads pop. Morning, kittens.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:30, archived)
# tried to wring it like a towel -
just ended up bending my laptop screen and now everything looks like little stars.... ahhhhhhh pretty.....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Heehee!
Bend it, BEND IT HARD!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:35, archived)
# not as good as the real thing
but I don't have the real thing right now, so I'm enjoying it
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:36, archived)
# DAMN MY SCHOOL COMPUTERS NOT HAVING ANY SOUND!!!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:43, archived)
# well I've never seen it...
and it rules.
Raaarrr *pop*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:56, archived)
# ace
pop!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:07, archived)
# It's Friday morning and Kat doesn't care for toast........

.......fussy minx.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:03, archived)
# Go for cereal instead!
heheh! WOO!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:06, archived)
# It has to be cat toast
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Toast is The Bollocks
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:34, archived)
# order online at
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:40, archived)
# The most expensive toast ever?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:42, archived)
# WOW!
is it a joke?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:43, archived)
# more ning,
Hooray for Fridays, I have a feeling everything's going to turn out just fine...
*dies in mysterious circumstances which form the central plot of the sequel*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:10, archived)
# 'Ning!
and more ning..!

you have a great style.. 'sgonna be a good Friday
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Nah . . .
That's March 25th . . . .

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:17, archived)
#
pffft!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:26, archived)
# 'Ning!
That is woosome that is.

Edit/I also love the pop up ears
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:14, archived)
# buttered crumpet for me ta
phwooar
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:15, archived)
# What an excellent 'ning!

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
ning you loon. You're in nice and early today.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Yup!


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:18, archived)
# woo!
TJ: "it's not what you expect from a doris day film"... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
'My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing.'


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:21, archived)
# ha ha
"..Instead they were confronted by Italian sex film - Tettone che Passione, which translates Breasts, What a Passion..."
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:21, archived)
# hahahahaaa!!!
"...we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

arf! That'd be my excuse too!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:22, archived)
# again and again and again
and pause that bit . . . and again and again . . .

Arf!


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:23, archived)
# pfftt!
well, you never know, doris day may have popped up somewhere in there...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches," Mr Leigh-Browne said. "There was kissing and stuff!"

"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."
"It had been 40 years since my geronimo had seen any action, but after watching that my wife was insatiable, the dirty little minx!"
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:36, archived)
# haha

geronimo
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:39, archived)
# Sex movie mix-up shocks lay-about
A young man who bought a pornographic DVD from a pornographers was shocked to find a Doris Day film instead.

Mr Gimpson, from London, had been expecting to enjoy Tettone che Passione, which translates Breasts, What a Passion.

Instead he was confronted by The Pajama Game.

"No topless young women appeared... it's not what you expect from a grot film," Mr Gimpson said.

Local nuisance Mr Gimpson, 24, said he picked up the film, which was sealed in plastic wrapping, for £32.99 in deepest Soho.

"It was pretty boring but I masturbated until the end because I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

"The film became progressively less graphic, there was too much plot to it, it was just boring."

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:54, archived)
#
pffft!
Wanking to Doris!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:07, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:14, archived)
# That
is rather splendid.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:23, archived)
# woo! Kat am yiff-tastic!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Maybe she really wants some,
she's just cat-atonic.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Lully
Ning!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:44, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:57, archived)
# yay
for toast!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
#


speaking of Jack Black...
www.channel101.com/shows.php?show_id=1
not sure if any of you go there or not...interesting stuff, though.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:42, archived)
# You could poke your eye out with that!
Be careful
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:06, archived)
# ooooh - yeah
now, take it out and get a German bloke in a hat to explain it while cutting at it with a spoon!

Woo yay
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:14, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:57, archived)
# This is an awful pearoast, sorry
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

but it is in honour of this so I feel vindicated. And yes, I know it's seamless.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:49, archived)
# Well, if you're going to do it...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:13, archived)
# I thought...
...that was Vila from Blake's 7.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:11, archived)
# I know what you mean.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Ha!!
Bing Bong
Avon calling

class
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:45, archived)
# knock knock...
... who's there?....


..... avon, your bells knackered.

/copyright b. connolly 1983
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:49, archived)
# snigger
hey here's a good one...

Right you say "Knock knock"
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:52, archived)
# Me too...

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:49, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:57, archived)
# It's awfully quiet.


I'm lonely.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:00, archived)
# I am here
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:06, archived)
# That is a lovely alien squid
in a very stylish shirt.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:10, archived)
# that's a self-portrait!
i dig your artrage stuffs
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:12, archived)
# Thank you, squiddy-type.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:15, archived)
# i have scanned a pic i tried to draw of a bear
if you want to colour it in he's here
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:25, archived)
# Ooh.
That's a lovely bearmonkey thing, but I'm not very good at colouring and am about to go to bed.

Get someone else to do it, I say.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:04, archived)
# I can't colour either
but thanks and goodnight. I am off for a bit too.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:06, archived)
# woo! Squidward`s cousin
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:11, archived)
# oh hello me from earlier
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] have some wilderbeasts...
 

 
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:06, archived)
# Thank you.
It's just what I've always wanted.

You've filled the gap in my heart.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:11, archived)
# Carrots fit in
mic clips I gather.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:06, archived)
# clip Jasper then... the eejit
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:11, archived)
# Hmmm
Carrot feet...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:16, archived)
# the missus needs running to work
so i'm here for a few minutes
*checks out carrot feet*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:18, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:57, archived)
# anyone still up?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:58, archived)
# No,
we're all in your bed having multi-hole sex with a goat.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 5:00, archived)
# i'm in my bed too
oh the joys of laptops.

*looks for the goat*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 5:01, archived)
# No no no.
Your other bed. The one wih the grass and the tractor.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 5:14, archived)
# watching a animation....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 5:34, archived)
# Yeah
saw that ages ago... they use monkey beer's sister product to destroy a robot
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 6:22, archived)
# How awfully cute.
I wish I had the talent or skill (or effort) to make something like that so that I could make it better.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 6:37, archived)
# I just got up.
I haven't slept yet, I'm glad it's a half-day today.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 6:33, archived)
# Just for feedback..
I know its late.. but..

I've been trying to design a logo type thing for my band.. And come up with this ^
Comments/suggestions??
thanks

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:40, archived)
# The writing's all squished.
I think that a smaller 9 inside the blue hexagon with the words looping around in a spiral starting at the bottom of the hole would be better.

But I'm no designer.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:44, archived)
# well..

this was my first attempt... is it better?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:48, archived)
# p.s
theres one of our songs on this site, if anyone can be bothered?... (great advertising i know!)
imgifted.co.uk/artists/9%5FDay%5FWonder/
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:50, archived)
# Nice.
Bit samey. Not terribly innovative, but not bad at all.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 6:12, archived)
# you are your own dad AICMFP
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:12, archived)
# Golden Wonder?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:12, archived)
# What's the name of the band?
Day 9 Wonder? 9 Day Wonder?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:23, archived)
# Day 9 Wonder?
And I'd drop the serif font - good for leading the eye when reading lots of dense text, but sans-serif has more visual impact for short messages.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:27, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:58, archived)
# well nightshifters
i have some friends who make rap.

raps about physics, calculus, and being white males.

it's good stuff.
www.purevolume.com/physickgroup/music
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:01, archived)
# i have friends who make rap too!
www.myspace.com/indiscited

although they don't rap about physics or anything like that.

but they're not serious about it, so don't get all crazy.

[edit: yours is funny.]
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:03, archived)
# it's easy to tell these guys aren't serious either
just having fun with it. i was going to be in their group too but i was unable to make it to their first day of recording :P

[edit: i'm off to bed, and have stolen schnurricane's habit of putting brackets around "goodnight" edits. goodnight!]
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:13, archived)
# woot
well, I'd best be off.

end of the week and all that.

long weekend too, yay!



...laters.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:06, archived)
# hehe
goodnight.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:07, archived)
# har har
yeah, I gotta split too. Niters all.
Schnurr, thankles for the Phish links. I'm eager to hear it all.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:10, archived)
# it was my great pleasure
you enjoy myself and fluffhead and all the others, very good songs, please enjoy them. goodnight.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:10, archived)
# goodnight!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:11, archived)
# Happy Auckland Day!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 5:27, archived)
# GODDAMN
Its 4:30am in england (and a few other less important places) so it's time for bed, i'll leave you with the following message:
ALL FREEDOM LOVING PEOPLE SHOULD UNITE TO DESTROY AMERICA AND THAT FUCKWIT GEORGE W. BUSH
(Yes i did watch farenheit 911 tonight, bloody good wasnt it.)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:31, archived)
# i think
you missed the point of it.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:57, archived)
# Nah, it was all full of lies
and you have been branewoshed.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 6:11, archived)
# Yes, lets destroy America
because every single person there is evil and spends all day plotting how to make YOUR life worse.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:53, archived)
# i make rap 2
dutch rap

site
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:24, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:27, archived)
# hahahaha
that one is fantastic.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:27, archived)
# Heheheh.
Ingenious.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:27, archived)
# ROFLOL
the biscuit owns yet again.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:28, archived)
# the
bestest!

Woo!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:29, archived)
# quality
truly worthy of tribute
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:30, archived)
# this is just a tribute... you gotta believe me
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:35, archived)
# Jack Black:
I would, even though he's short.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:41, archived)
# i thought he was a comic genius
hilarious in everything he said, he could do no wrong.

but then i saw shallow hal.

but yes, i would too. who wouldn't?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:44, archived)
# gwyneth
thong
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:51, archived)
# don't get me wrong, i enjoyed that part.
but then there's the way the comedy all kind of slowed to a snails pace with the whole "feel sorry for kids with burn scars" thing.

that, and, gwyneth, thong, fat suit.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:55, archived)
# bloody Gwyneth bloody Paltrow
I'd like to see her act her way out of a paper bag.

hands up who saw Duets?

ha.

ha.

I did like her in Seven, particularly the part where her head got cut off.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:57, archived)
# i'll tell you
she acted pretty sexy in that thong
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:57, archived)
# i prefer rachel lee cook myself
*drools on keyboard*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:59, archived)
# [googles]
quite a looker
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:00, archived)
# well
I haven't seen Shallow Hal yet.

I'll have to get back to you on that.

:)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:59, archived)
# Jack Black rocks!
I just saw the Tenacious D "Complete Masterworks" DVD at christmas. That and his short appearance on the Liam Lynch CD/DVD are the best things he's done. BTW, Liam Lynch is very cool too, he made Sifl and Olly.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:45, archived)
# I hate that tit jack fucking black.
on a different subject.
Looking adter my 7 yr old brother today i asked him what he'd like to be when he grows up. Without skipping a beat he said "A NONCE"
Surprised i asked where he'd heard that, he said "thats what dad calls policemen"
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:48, archived)
# heheheh
woo, and yay!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:59, archived)
# yay! I want a real Cap`n Biscuit

but I might have to calm him down with evil ritalin
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:09, archived)
# marvelous
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:08, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:58, archived)
# A tribute....

Moral of the story:
RedBull Gives You Uncontrolable Bouts of Hyperactivity
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:24, archived)
# It's funny
'cos he's pink
which means he must
be gay.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Nah,
hes an extacy pill, a disco biscuit. You aint street.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:26, archived)
# HE'S A GAYER.
I'm right so nerr.
*folds arms*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:28, archived)
# STOP!
Oppressing the guy biscuit.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:29, archived)
# STOP!
Hammer time.
*boo doo-doo-doop boo-doo doo-doop*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:29, archived)
# I don't get the appeal of Red Bull.
It tastes approximately like ass.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:27, archived)
# no, no, baby
it's the best.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:27, archived)
# meh.
the one time I tried it, I couldn't stand the aftertaste and then I started shaking when I was driving. And I'm a caffeine addict.

Maybe I just need to mix it with the right booze.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:30, archived)
# you just need to be so drunk that you don't know you're drinking it
much less where it came from or whose cup it's in.

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:32, archived)
# hah
that sounds like me circa ten years ago.
Leaving a bar: "Hey, somebody left half a cup of beer behind! What a waste of beer!" *slurp*

By the way, I just listed to "stash" from that list of Phish songs you gave me. Awesome musicianship. It would have been mind-blowing to be in the audience and hear that live.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:35, archived)
# i've seen stash...
twice, i think. maybe thrice?

great song.

no, twice.

they have so many songs that are just amazingly complicated.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:37, archived)
# the guitar work almost defies description.
it actually reminds me a bit of Steve Howe in Yes. Not sure why.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:37, archived)
# yeah, trey's an incredible guitarist.
i'll try and find some mp3s of other songs that will really blow your mind.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:51, archived)
# coolness.
I'm listening to "foam" right now.
*chair dances*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:53, archived)
# i need to find you fluffhead
and make sure you listen to you enjoy myself.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:53, archived)
# fluffhead!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:54, archived)
# couple others, not as complicated, but very funky
although i can't remember these particular live versions at the moment, and they can vary pretty greatly.

www.gdlive.com/phish/990720/ph990720_202MomaDance.mp3

www.gdlive.com/phish/990720/ph990720_205ASZ.mp3
also sprach zarathustra (2001 theme)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:57, archived)
# yay!
much Phishy goodness to be had.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:58, archived)
# fluffhead
phew

gets me every time
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:53, archived)
# wasn't Red Bull banned somewhere in the UK?
something about containing an illegal amount of caffeine?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:38, archived)
# how can there be such a thing
as an illegal amount of caffeine?
strange.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:48, archived)
# search me.
it's only what i've heard from an unreliable source.

unreliable meaning i can't remember
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:53, archived)
# but after 10 v&RB's..
..you are pissed yet so hyper it is exactly like speed. I cant get enough of it. but i dont drink it if im on the pull. Ive had hard on trouble after too many of those.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:28, archived)
# well
I've got vodka at home.
Maybe I'll get some Red Bull and try it.
But I suspect it's all gonna go down the sink.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:32, archived)
# After a few voddie and redbulls
the only thing going down will be your erection.
REDBULL GIVES YOU ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:34, archived)
# the purple guys parted hair
makes me laugh
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Ah, the unholy trinity
Alcohol + Sugar + Caffeine
As found in any self-respecting alcopop.
*remembers tuesday night and the resulting caffeine comedown on wednesday*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:34, archived)
# I've tried mixing red bull and scotch
... it's not a combination I'd reccomend.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:46, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:58, archived)

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