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Hi,
here is my Sausage Game, totally pointless.
www.sullyworld.co.uk/sausage.html
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:06,
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Hi,
here is my Sausage Game, totally pointless.
www.sullyworld.co.uk/sausage.html
We say "Arschloch" here in Deutschland...
No I didn't! No, wait... yes I did....
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:04,
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No I didn't! No, wait... yes I did....
but 'bastard' is just as good in English or German.
Is this a potential 'Smug Arscloch'?
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:11,
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Is this a potential 'Smug Arscloch'?
25 years old
and his life is over.... and he only made "5 figures" from the bets! What a cock. Mafia will get him....
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:14,
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Ahem!
I never knew my Dad, I was found inna hat outside the orphanarium . . .
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:12,
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That's Bill Cullen....
...from Yank TV (CHRIST I am old. kill me for knowing that) PROOF
Google Bill Cullen on Google image search and you find him
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:07,
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Google Bill Cullen on Google image search and you find him
hee hee
glad to see you're good to your word and nyuking away...
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:00,
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That calls for a sporty repost (I have no shame)
woo for odd athletes
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:03,
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woo for odd athletes
is that a reference
to athelete? if not its very random...
Anyway, w/y/h to the shoppage.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:28,
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Anyway, w/y/h to the shoppage.
Tat!
Never!!
KKurrrssskkk! Kkooorrr!!
/Can't be arsed looking up the proper spelling
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:52,
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KKurrrssskkk! Kkooorrr!!
/Can't be arsed looking up the proper spelling
Pffft!
I'm loving this series of 'Dave the Facts'
- keep em coming!
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:51,
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- keep em coming!
y'know theyese are almost 'printoff-able'
and then you could put em in fortune cookies at a local chinese, confuse the diners like hell....
hmmm, good tho
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:51,
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hmmm, good tho
HaHaHaHaHa
if they're surface minnows he wouldn't have to dive that deep!
*shouts "Drown ya Bastard!"
*runs away
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:09,
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*shouts "Drown ya Bastard!"
*runs away
I prefer to get my news from
news.com.com.news.news.com.com.com.com.com.com.com.com.com
edit -- and I can't get the page to load! What am I missing? Is my blog putting me in danger? Argh!
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:45,
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edit -- and I can't get the page to load! What am I missing? Is my blog putting me in danger? Argh!
Know.....it's.....fake......
must.....not.......click....
*clicks*
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:49,
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*clicks*
404 error
am i missing something?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:50,
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The top "spack" in your profile
makes it look like your hair is revolving, but not your head.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:41,
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'Ning
i've just gotr into work as i made the stupid mistake of not looking at my petrol gauge and running out halfway to work.
lucky my boss didn't mind and just gave me a minor mocking for being a fool.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:44,
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lucky my boss didn't mind and just gave me a minor mocking for being a fool.
Have some fun
pop some virtual bubble wrap...
sorry if it's a glaaaaaasscooooooock.....
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:20,
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sorry if it's a glaaaaaasscooooooock.....
woo! nothing like a cock of glass first thing on a Friday ;)
and with it being Friday, I think you`re excused :D
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:27,
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Don't have time or inclinaton...
.. to look up EVERYthing.... happy Friday (urp)
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:29,
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happy Friday everyone
*downs cold crisp and refreshing monkey beer*
ahhh
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:33,
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ahhh
Grand,
but you can't pick it up and ring it like a towel. That makes loads pop. Morning, kittens.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:30,
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tried to wring it like a towel -
just ended up bending my laptop screen and now everything looks like little stars.... ahhhhhhh pretty.....
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:33,
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not as good as the real thing
but I don't have the real thing right now, so I'm enjoying it
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:36,
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It's Friday morning and Kat doesn't care for toast........
.......fussy minx.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:03,
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.......fussy minx.
more ning,
Hooray for Fridays, I have a feeling everything's going to turn out just fine...
*dies in mysterious circumstances which form the central plot of the sequel*
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:10,
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*dies in mysterious circumstances which form the central plot of the sequel*
'Ning!
and more ning..!
you have a great style.. 'sgonna be a good Friday
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:12,
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you have a great style.. 'sgonna be a good Friday
'Ning!
That is woosome that is.
Edit/I also love the pop up ears
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:14,
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Edit/I also love the pop up ears
woo!
TJ: "it's not what you expect from a doris day film"... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:20,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
'My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing.'
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:21,
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ha ha
"..Instead they were confronted by Italian sex film - Tettone che Passione, which translates Breasts, What a Passion..."
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:21,
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hahahahaaa!!!
"...we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."
arf! That'd be my excuse too!
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:22,
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arf! That'd be my excuse too!
again and again and again
and pause that bit . . . and again and again . . .
Arf!
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:23,
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Arf!
pfftt!
well, you never know, doris day may have popped up somewhere in there...
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:35,
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hahahahaha
"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches," Mr Leigh-Browne said. "There was kissing and stuff!"
"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."
"It had been 40 years since my geronimo had seen any action, but after watching that my wife was insatiable, the dirty little minx!"
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:36,
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"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."
"It had been 40 years since my geronimo had seen any action, but after watching that my wife was insatiable, the dirty little minx!"
Sex movie mix-up shocks lay-about
A young man who bought a pornographic DVD from a pornographers was shocked to find a Doris Day film instead.
Mr Gimpson, from London, had been expecting to enjoy Tettone che Passione, which translates Breasts, What a Passion.
Instead he was confronted by The Pajama Game.
"No topless young women appeared... it's not what you expect from a grot film," Mr Gimpson said.
Local nuisance Mr Gimpson, 24, said he picked up the film, which was sealed in plastic wrapping, for £32.99 in deepest Soho.
"It was pretty boring but I masturbated until the end because I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
"The film became progressively less graphic, there was too much plot to it, it was just boring."
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:54,
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Mr Gimpson, from London, had been expecting to enjoy Tettone che Passione, which translates Breasts, What a Passion.
Instead he was confronted by The Pajama Game.
"No topless young women appeared... it's not what you expect from a grot film," Mr Gimpson said.
Local nuisance Mr Gimpson, 24, said he picked up the film, which was sealed in plastic wrapping, for £32.99 in deepest Soho.
"It was pretty boring but I masturbated until the end because I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
"The film became progressively less graphic, there was too much plot to it, it was just boring."
speaking of Jack Black...
www.channel101.com/shows.php?show_id=1
not sure if any of you go there or not...interesting stuff, though.
ooooh - yeah
now, take it out and get a German bloke in a hat to explain it while cutting at it with a spoon!
Woo yay
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:14,
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Woo yay
This is an awful pearoast, sorry
but it is in honour of this so I feel vindicated. And yes, I know it's seamless.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:49,
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but it is in honour of this so I feel vindicated. And yes, I know it's seamless.
knock knock...
... who's there?....
..... avon, your bells knackered.
/copyright b. connolly 1983
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:49,
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..... avon, your bells knackered.
/copyright b. connolly 1983
i have scanned a pic i tried to draw of a bear
if you want to colour it in he's here
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:25,
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Ooh.
That's a lovely bearmonkey thing, but I'm not very good at colouring and am about to go to bed.
Get someone else to do it, I say.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:04,
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Get someone else to do it, I say.
I can't colour either
but thanks and goodnight. I am off for a bit too.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:06,
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Thank you.
It's just what I've always wanted.
You've filled the gap in my heart.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:11,
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You've filled the gap in my heart.
the missus needs running to work
so i'm here for a few minutes
*checks out carrot feet*
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:18,
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*checks out carrot feet*
No no no.
Your other bed. The one wih the grass and the tractor.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 5:14,
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watching a animation....
check this, its cool
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/207942
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 5:34,
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www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/207942
Yeah
saw that ages ago... they use monkey beer's sister product to destroy a robot
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 6:22,
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How awfully cute.
I wish I had the talent or skill (or effort) to make something like that so that I could make it better.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 6:37,
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I just got up.
I haven't slept yet, I'm glad it's a half-day today.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 6:33,
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Just for feedback..
I know its late.. but..
I've been trying to design a logo type thing for my band.. And come up with this ^
Comments/suggestions??
thanks
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:40,
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I've been trying to design a logo type thing for my band.. And come up with this ^
Comments/suggestions??
thanks
The writing's all squished.
I think that a smaller 9 inside the blue hexagon with the words looping around in a spiral starting at the bottom of the hole would be better.
But I'm no designer.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:44,
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But I'm no designer.
p.s
theres one of our songs on this site, if anyone can be bothered?... (great advertising i know!)
imgifted.co.uk/artists/9%5FDay%5FWonder/
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:50,
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imgifted.co.uk/artists/9%5FDay%5FWonder/
Day 9 Wonder?
And I'd drop the serif font - good for leading the eye when reading lots of dense text, but sans-serif has more visual impact for short messages.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 9:27,
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well nightshifters
i have some friends who make rap.
raps about physics, calculus, and being white males.
it's good stuff.
www.purevolume.com/physickgroup/music
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:01,
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raps about physics, calculus, and being white males.
it's good stuff.
www.purevolume.com/physickgroup/music
i have friends who make rap too!
www.myspace.com/indiscited
although they don't rap about physics or anything like that.
but they're not serious about it, so don't get all crazy.
[edit: yours is funny.]
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:03,
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although they don't rap about physics or anything like that.
but they're not serious about it, so don't get all crazy.
[edit: yours is funny.]
it's easy to tell these guys aren't serious either
just having fun with it. i was going to be in their group too but i was unable to make it to their first day of recording :P
[edit: i'm off to bed, and have stolen schnurricane's habit of putting brackets around "goodnight" edits. goodnight!]
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:13,
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[edit: i'm off to bed, and have stolen schnurricane's habit of putting brackets around "goodnight" edits. goodnight!]
woot
well, I'd best be off.
end of the week and all that.
long weekend too, yay!
...laters.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:06,
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end of the week and all that.
long weekend too, yay!
...laters.
har har
yeah, I gotta split too. Niters all.
Schnurr, thankles for the Phish links. I'm eager to hear it all.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:10,
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Schnurr, thankles for the Phish links. I'm eager to hear it all.
it was my great pleasure
you enjoy myself and fluffhead and all the others, very good songs, please enjoy them. goodnight.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:10,
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GODDAMN
Its 4:30am in england (and a few other less important places) so it's time for bed, i'll leave you with the following message:
ALL FREEDOM LOVING PEOPLE SHOULD UNITE TO DESTROY AMERICA AND THAT FUCKWIT GEORGE W. BUSH
(Yes i did watch farenheit 911 tonight, bloody good wasnt it.)
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 4:31,
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ALL FREEDOM LOVING PEOPLE SHOULD UNITE TO DESTROY AMERICA AND THAT FUCKWIT GEORGE W. BUSH
(Yes i did watch farenheit 911 tonight, bloody good wasnt it.)
Yes, lets destroy America
because every single person there is evil and spends all day plotting how to make YOUR life worse.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:53,
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i thought he was a comic genius
hilarious in everything he said, he could do no wrong.
but then i saw shallow hal.
but yes, i would too. who wouldn't?
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:44,
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but then i saw shallow hal.
but yes, i would too. who wouldn't?
don't get me wrong, i enjoyed that part.
but then there's the way the comedy all kind of slowed to a snails pace with the whole "feel sorry for kids with burn scars" thing.
that, and, gwyneth, thong, fat suit.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:55,
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that, and, gwyneth, thong, fat suit.
bloody Gwyneth bloody Paltrow
I'd like to see her act her way out of a paper bag.
hands up who saw Duets?
ha.
ha.
I did like her in Seven, particularly the part where her head got cut off.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:57,
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hands up who saw Duets?
ha.
ha.
I did like her in Seven, particularly the part where her head got cut off.
well
I haven't seen Shallow Hal yet.
I'll have to get back to you on that.
:)
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:59,
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I'll have to get back to you on that.
:)
Jack Black rocks!
I just saw the Tenacious D "Complete Masterworks" DVD at christmas. That and his short appearance on the Liam Lynch CD/DVD are the best things he's done. BTW, Liam Lynch is very cool too, he made Sifl and Olly.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:45,
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I hate that tit jack fucking black.
on a different subject.
Looking adter my 7 yr old brother today i asked him what he'd like to be when he grows up. Without skipping a beat he said "A NONCE"
Surprised i asked where he'd heard that, he said "thats what dad calls policemen"
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:43,
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Looking adter my 7 yr old brother today i asked him what he'd like to be when he grows up. Without skipping a beat he said "A NONCE"
Surprised i asked where he'd heard that, he said "thats what dad calls policemen"
yay! I want a real Cap`n Biscuit
but I might have to calm him down with evil ritalin
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:09,
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but I might have to calm him down with evil ritalin
A tribute....
Moral of the story:
RedBull Gives You Uncontrolable Bouts of Hyperactivity
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:24,
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Moral of the story:
RedBull Gives You Uncontrolable Bouts of Hyperactivity
I don't get the appeal of Red Bull.
It tastes approximately like ass.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:27,
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meh.
the one time I tried it, I couldn't stand the aftertaste and then I started shaking when I was driving. And I'm a caffeine addict.
Maybe I just need to mix it with the right booze.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:30,
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Maybe I just need to mix it with the right booze.
you just need to be so drunk that you don't know you're drinking it
much less where it came from or whose cup it's in.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:32,
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hah
that sounds like me circa ten years ago.
Leaving a bar: "Hey, somebody left half a cup of beer behind! What a waste of beer!" *slurp*
By the way, I just listed to "stash" from that list of Phish songs you gave me. Awesome musicianship. It would have been mind-blowing to be in the audience and hear that live.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:35,
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Leaving a bar: "Hey, somebody left half a cup of beer behind! What a waste of beer!" *slurp*
By the way, I just listed to "stash" from that list of Phish songs you gave me. Awesome musicianship. It would have been mind-blowing to be in the audience and hear that live.
i've seen stash...
twice, i think. maybe thrice?
great song.
no, twice.
they have so many songs that are just amazingly complicated.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:37,
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great song.
no, twice.
they have so many songs that are just amazingly complicated.
the guitar work almost defies description.
it actually reminds me a bit of Steve Howe in Yes. Not sure why.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:37,
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yeah, trey's an incredible guitarist.
i'll try and find some mp3s of other songs that will really blow your mind.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:38,
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www.gdlive.com/phish/991231/19991231-1-14-Guyute.mp3
www.gdlive.com/phish/991231/19991231-2-13-You_Enjoy_Myself.mp3
www.gdlive.com/phish/990704/04%20Oh%20Kee%20Pa%20-%2005%20AC%20DC%20Bag.mp3
i need to find others, there are some essentials i can't find right now, soon, though
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:47,
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www.gdlive.com/phish/991231/19991231-2-13-You_Enjoy_Myself.mp3
www.gdlive.com/phish/990704/04%20Oh%20Kee%20Pa%20-%2005%20AC%20DC%20Bag.mp3
i need to find others, there are some essentials i can't find right now, soon, though
i need to find you fluffhead
and make sure you listen to you enjoy myself.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:53,
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couple others, not as complicated, but very funky
although i can't remember these particular live versions at the moment, and they can vary pretty greatly.
www.gdlive.com/phish/990720/ph990720_202MomaDance.mp3
www.gdlive.com/phish/990720/ph990720_205ASZ.mp3
also sprach zarathustra (2001 theme)
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:57,
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www.gdlive.com/phish/990720/ph990720_202MomaDance.mp3
www.gdlive.com/phish/990720/ph990720_205ASZ.mp3
also sprach zarathustra (2001 theme)
wasn't Red Bull banned somewhere in the UK?
something about containing an illegal amount of caffeine?
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:38,
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how can there be such a thing
as an illegal amount of caffeine?
strange.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:48,
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strange.
search me.
it's only what i've heard from an unreliable source.
unreliable meaning i can't remember
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:53,
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unreliable meaning i can't remember
but after 10 v&RB's..
..you are pissed yet so hyper it is exactly like speed. I cant get enough of it. but i dont drink it if im on the pull. Ive had hard on trouble after too many of those.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:28,
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well
I've got vodka at home.
Maybe I'll get some Red Bull and try it.
But I suspect it's all gonna go down the sink.
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:32,
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Maybe I'll get some Red Bull and try it.
But I suspect it's all gonna go down the sink.
After a few voddie and redbulls
the only thing going down will be your erection.
REDBULL GIVES YOU ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:34,
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REDBULL GIVES YOU ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
Ah, the unholy trinity
Alcohol + Sugar + Caffeine
As found in any self-respecting alcopop.
*remembers tuesday night and the resulting caffeine comedown on wednesday*
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Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:34,
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As found in any self-respecting alcopop.
*remembers tuesday night and the resulting caffeine comedown on wednesday*
I've tried mixing red bull and scotch
... it's not a combination I'd reccomend.
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