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# Secrets out now
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Not sure if thats
A Farscape ref or a Total Recall ref..

But I like!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I wanted to make a tumbleweed factory but instead you got this...

as I lack skillz
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# /speachless
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# my god.
I want one.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Make you come
in a flash, it would
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
the force is hard with this one!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# it makes you wonder about the future of humanity....

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Oh lord
THATS gonna get used somewhere!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# not sure my foes want to see my sex toys
if i had any.

which i don't.

*peachless*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Foes or sex toys?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
# jebus.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate marmalade
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# i'll have the one vomited by the nice lady.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# That's the expensive stuff from Harrods
...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# heheheheheh!
Thats lovely!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# you sure you don't wanna have the nice lady herself instead ?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# yes
that as well, i want her vomiting on me.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Roman showers.
Posh bastard.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)
# yes covered in marmalade
yummy
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# hahahaha
Great
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# juice!
I demand juice!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# you're not wrong either!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)
# i'll have the thick cut
°)
woo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Do you drop your 'N's?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)
# why, have you found some?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Brilliant!
I hate marmalade too. I also hate mayonnaise, ever since my brother told me it was made by old witches who squeeze their zits into jars.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)
# I worked in a marmalade factory once
and I can confirm that this is an acurate diagram of how we produced the stuff.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# Nuff said really...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:24, archived)
# someone say something funny
its my birthday.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Happy fudgepacking birthday!
woo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# ooh yes please
*is short*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not
the only one that does that in times of boredom.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# do that every thursday if she's in town
Actually shes the one that does the feeling up,
and leg humpage...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:52, archived)
# cock off
(happy birthday ye great threadwaster you)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Happy Birthday
You cnut
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# something funny
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# "something funny its my birthday"

cough
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# copy cat!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# no
just teh mindpiss
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:34, archived)
# How do you get a gay man to have sex with your girlfriend?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Ask politely?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:34, archived)
# say he can have you if he does her first?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Cover her pussy...
....in shit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# why would you want to?
very strange behaviour if you ask me
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Ok...




(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Made me larf!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# got my girlfriend those
for her last birthday

she gave a slight hrmph and didn't really laugh


I did though
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:42, archived)
#

something funny


(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Happy Birthday
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Game of chess anyone?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# i assume that the glue represents the horses (knights)??
*chortle*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:24, archived)
# your blacks are set up back to front
so I'll be whites please
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:24, archived)
#
and there is a space between pawns etc.....
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
#
spot the mistake!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# i know, shitty source pic!

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# duuuuhhhhh!
they're called Rooks, not castles! ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# curse my lack of chess-knowledge

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)
# the king and queen should swap position.
and the blacks are all wrong.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# why are black's pieces at the front
a variant on normal chess?

edit: too slow
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmmmmmm wine


(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:19, archived)
# man this is turning into a bandwagon!
thats the fifth one ive seen in no time at all!

But thats defintely one of the best ones.

WOO
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# I knew it!
wait a sec, whats in jacobs creek then?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# that curly haired fella
with a pinch of lanolin...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe.
I suppose...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:21, archived)
# hehehe
that made me chuckle ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Arf!
WOO!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# fuck me this is too funny
...we have a connoisseur here!
WOO
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# They didn't blow it up! Damn them all to hell!!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# ending of planet of the frogs?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:19, archived)
# A nuclear holocaust where the crazy frog is the only survivor
*shudders*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# haha
that wouldnt be too bad though. hed have a lonely death
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# at least we would all be dead
so we can't hear his babbling echoing across the lonely universe
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# how do you think the nuclear holocaust started?
(the answer is that the ringtone interfered with coded signals sent continuously to weapons silos, jamming the override codes!)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] How teabags are made.....
100% of fact
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# that is infact 100% of true fact.
FACT.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Fact?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# FACT ME TIL I FART!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)
# hooray for production lines!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# I knew there had to be fluff involved in Speccy production.
And teh mosterous evil in ZX81 RAM pack manufacture.

[edit]
Proof:

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# it has been a long time since there has been any
Clive on here.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Mr Rush does still do some Clive
from time to time.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:19, archived)
# aye he did one a couple of days ago didn`t he?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# I think so yes ...
and even if I didn't saw it, I'm sure you don't take too much risk saying that he did.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# I always takes risks
*twangs some condoms at the school kids*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# he should tell me, so i can add it to the gallery
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# awwwwwwwww
not seen him in a while.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# that's no lion
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# hooray!
woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
#
looks like another job for michael J fox!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] a nutrient rich pearoast, compolicious.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
#
yep.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# well duh.
you missed out the puppies though
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# That's Fucking Ace!
Pfft Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# This.^^
Magicliackalous.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Ding Ding!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# haha
nice.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha
amazing!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# haha top shop
but that`s just evil

*plays with Crazy Frog`s little cock*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Don't play for too long...
...or you'll get spawn all over your hands.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# this is teh funny
woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I need more beer!
2 pints at lunch send brain to sleep!

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Mmm...


...beer, only 2 hours to go.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# YAY
and now it's cigarette o clock to tide me over
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# god, yes. beer. beer is the answer.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# but...
which way are they going? I was wondering where all these old people came from
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:13, archived)
# Time for a shit repost
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:08, archived)
# literally...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# yum
I hate the nutty bits though
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# kids love it
because it's full of nutty goodness.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# two can play at that game. WOO
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
*points and laughs*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
#

no more poo post left.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Shame
I was enjoying that
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Well I wasn't about to leave it in
my own toilet now, was I?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# What? Where?
*slips and breaks back*

Oh, there.

*sues for compensation*

*wins a pat on the back and a 'there, there'*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# I've found the B3ta wormhole!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:07, archived)
#
thats a window! ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# surely the enter should be on the other side
and pointing
   |
<-
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# took me a second to work out what the fuck you meant
but that is tre true
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# is it the way to planet b3ta?
yay
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# show me the way to planet b3ta
where sweet sturdy girl waits for me

shalala lala lala la. shalala lala lala la
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# home, home on the range....
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:21, archived)
# The Scary Door
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:53, archived)
# people are going on about what things would be like if X didnt exist.
I bit like this I guess

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:59, archived)
# ball and sever
are two words that should not go together.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:02, archived)
# If Antonio Banderas didnt exist
I doubt his name would be on a movie poster
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# The name of the character
is Ecks.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# which interestingly (or not) brings us full circle to this morning`s chat about Ray Park
nice interpretation of teh X
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] What really goes on in: UK Rail Depot
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Seems about right
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:04, archived)
# that's true
i used to drink in a rail workers club near kings cross, they were all on the piss all day


woo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Still, its not a factory
hardly compo worthy
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# ooooh!
get her!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:08, archived)
# in another universe
that picture adourns the walls of so many kennels on planet dog.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Factory
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
#
Compo it!
Compo it!
Compo it!

Edit: Now thou shalt have woo, for sneakiness!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:55, archived)
# I knew it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# haha made me laugh
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:54, archived)
# that's it
give those japs what for.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:55, archived)
# what for?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# yay!
howdy ginger smoothie ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Your ringtone animations have a lot to answer for
young man!

I've been linked to them about 10 times in the last week. Of course, i slipped my thumbs behind my braces and casually said 'ye-as, i saw them a while ago'
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:00, archived)
# yay!
if you want to try to sell them to punters on the street, I`ll give you a whole 2% cut of the profits
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# If you are selling them
for about £1 million each then i'll have a slice of that action to fund my 'by me a new BMW M3 fund'
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Lick my
head dobber.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:59, archived)
# A/S/L ?
Do you like horses?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:01, archived)
# teh best of all teh hanimals
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:51, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# lol
snigs
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# You cannot be
serious !
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:54, archived)
# arf
hah hah
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:55, archived)
# meheheheh
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:57, archived)
# hehehe
woo (:
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)

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