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# I have an idea...
Could everyone get them out of their systems here
...and come back when they're done?

ta.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:44, archived)
# That's the style
...let it allll out.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:47, archived)
# bravo.
good idea.
I was weary of them after the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Hurrah!
That's mine done then, it wouldn't have been worth the effort otherwise
Fish nipples and brandy pins
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:47, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Perhaps
they could use the talk board?

*sniggers*


Actually, I don't care. I'm off to bed now, and the bandwagonning can't possibly last another 8 hours, can it?
/not prepared to put money on it
(Pseudonym, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:47, archived)
# maybe b3ta could hire the A-team
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
to locate themissing uplaod codez
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:48, archived)
#
lovely seems! Were they added especially? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Yes
I thought I'd keep it in the same style as the vast majority.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Only a fool would tell me to eat cake
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:40, archived)
# repost from last night
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Oi!
I just did that!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:44, archived)
# that pob is such a pikey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:45, archived)
# :?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Domestic God
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:36, archived)
# that nigella's got a face like a norse...
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:37, archived)
# who cares
she has big funbags and could prob make you a nice cakewith one hand and polish your knob with the other
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:40, archived)
# who wants a cake made from hands?
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:47, archived)
# one hand
the other one has got lube on it - that would make a disgusting cake
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:51, archived)
# mmmm
lubecake! my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:53, archived)
# keep it greasy so it goes down easy.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:00, archived)
#
and not a single picture of Andrew on his wall!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Scandinavian shelf assembly?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Probably find this a bit more useful
(SpittyWoonerism, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:45, archived)
# or this
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:49, archived)
# bloody shelves indeed.

"connect sub slot 12A into running groove 42E using the ABS plastic Gromet and the M6 posidrive assembly bolt"?

bah! fucking things.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:50, archived)
# if they are from ikea they are not called shelves
i bought a dvd rack the other day..... well foolishly i asked for a dvd rack and ended up buying a "Flarke"..... hmmmm dvd rack ehh.
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Fight off the effects of bird flu with . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:36, archived)
# 'ning
and arf!
have you got any albatross flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Two disgusting beverages in one handy box!
(Pachey, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:40, archived)
# 'Lo David.
Mmmmm, very similar to my favoured remedy: 1. Take a pot noodle. 2. Replace packet of soy sauce with sachet of lemsip. 3. Profit. Works every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Yippee!
G'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:47, archived)
# YIPPEE!

Ka-CHING!

*shares profit with Doc and Sid the err . . . snail!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Weeheee!
*goes to newsagents to buy back-issues of 'pig breeder and rubberwear monthly'*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:50, archived)
# don't get the copy I err . . . 'looked' at
It's a bit . . . . sticky . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:51, archived)
# Yech !


(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:45, archived)
# hehe
I'm quite excited. I've never been in a pandemic before.
I hope somebody I know dies.

somebody in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:45, archived)
# Ha!
You wish!

I'm going NOWHERE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:47, archived)
# pffft.
A pundemic?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Ning', meh
Flash AAAAAAA

I tried to resist but due to low hummus levels I caved.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I pity da fool that messes with my war rocket
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:31, archived)
# i've no idea what this is about
so have my brian blessed halloween pumpkin stencil agin

and be nice, i'm being made redundant
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:34, archived)
# unlucky mate
i had some of that earlier this year; on the bright side they'll hopefully sort you out a few quid for the bother
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha!
it's the NHS, i get £560!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:38, archived)
# it's your round
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:39, archived)
# well, it's got to keep me in the style to which i've become accustomed*
so we shall see

* somewhere to live, something to eat etc
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:41, archived)
# my brother's taking voluntary,
because they're offering him 7 month's wages*, which will come in handy now he's in his final year at uni.

*because they're working it out on full-time hours (which he was on when they announced it), and it works out to 7 month's of him working his part-time hours (whilst he would be at uni)

I hate him sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Nice stencil! does it work?
Congrats on the redundancy, expected?
edit: I walked straight into a cushy job when I got redundantified, so goods things can come of it!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:37, archived)
# it does, somebody used it last year
and took photos.

[edit] and yes, sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Super stencil
And on the subject of your redundancy, make sure you get your money.
(Pachey, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:39, archived)
# me too
yey primark buying out littlewoods... i work in their head office.... but primark don't love me
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Splendid
I'll send the stencil on to my flatmate. We watched Flash Gordon with Blessed's commentary on the other day. Top stuff.
(geetoo, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:57, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:36, archived)
# I could've been a contender!

I don't post pictures often, maybe this is the reason why!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:25, archived)
# he looks like a right header
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:28, archived)
#
nope, south paw!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Then that would explain his black eye
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:29, archived)
# yay
I like marmots
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Woo!
Well, woo for the gloves, anyway. I'm staring at the head, seeing multiple black spots, but am unable to work what spot correlates to which facial appendage/oriface. But that's probably because it's my bedtime, my eyes are tired, and my contacts are sticking...
(Pseudonym, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:36, archived)
# 'foot down BA'
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:22, archived)
# that made me piddle!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:23, archived)
# ^^^This.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:24, archived)
# I love it when two planks come together
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I love it when a plan comes together...
(copyright 1972)
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Roasted Peas as they say....
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:16, archived)
# What?
/confused
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:17, archived)
# lobster tail -> lobster tale
Woo punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave2, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:27, archived)
# heh heh
nice waiter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Dave The Lobster
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Good Morning All
Pleasant weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)
# OUCH - its burnses! it burneses!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Spent ages on that.
It does indeed burn
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Pfft!
I hate that stuff!

It makes my asthma all bad :(

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:18, archived)
# "intellectual" jazz mags?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:20, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:26, archived)
# sire doth protest-eth-th-th too much, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:30, archived)
# No

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:32, archived)
# 'ning!
Would you please do me a favour?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:38, archived)
# you big baby!
Dave the Hat Dave the Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:50, archived)
# COCK OFF AND DONATE YOU LOSER!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:55, archived)
# pfffft
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha
Love the bubbles.
(Pachey, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Oooooff!
'Lo.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Ack
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Total crap - but still drinking....




(I've seen worse....)


(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:12, archived)
# that`s a huge ring on her zip
does she have problems with dexterity?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Ning lets all have a nice cup lof tea.
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:10, archived)
# w00!
two sugars please!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Just time to woo this before I leave for uni
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:11, archived)
# lovely
looks like an amaryllis animation.
(and that's high praise in my book)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:16, archived)
# I see what you've done there
at one point I wondered if _klaus_ was amoebaboy having a laugh with me too.... The style is superb, however.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:26, archived)
# what ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:31, archived)
# similar animation styles all round
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:33, archived)
# not loading for me...
is it Mr Magic Tea Fingers?
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Ya know...
It's stuff like this that make all the rest of us look like crap...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:17, archived)
# Heh heh, I love these
Anything jolly gets a woo from me.
(Pachey, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:22, archived)
# haha, yeeehar!
bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Have a yikes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:03, archived)
# shiiiiiiiiiiit!
I'd jump if I saw domo in the grass.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:03, archived)
# I'ld cum
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:05, archived)
# *splurts*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:06, archived)
# *passes bog roll*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:09, archived)
# *wipes on the curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:11, archived)
# but they are like cardboard these days
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Who
Wouldn't?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:06, archived)
# me
see above
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Oh, well
have a lemonfish

bananafish
iFish
(teasus likes tea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:46, archived)
# what would you serve it with?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)
# I don't know
but I love your hat.
(teasus likes tea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Me too
It's so jolly.
(Pachey, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# It beats in time to any music you care to play
any music at all - go on try it

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# bloody nora
it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:58, archived)
# *Tries Mozart's Requiem*
Oh yes!
(Pachey, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:58, archived)
# *Tries London Boys 'Requiem'*
Fuck 'ey, it's spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:03, archived)
# *tries The London Boys' "Dance Dance Dance"*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:04, archived)
# ha ha
I don't 'member that one
*tries 'time flies by' by hmhb*
still working!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:06, archived)
# speeding out of Trumpton etc etc
that's two HMHB and two Trumpton mentions this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:08, archived)
# But I live in Trumpton
and am now listening to HMHB, so that's 3 all
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:09, archived)
# under bridges over bridges ...
EDIT:You don't remember The London Boys' classic album "The Ten Commandments of Dance"?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:09, archived)
# to our destination...
If I did, I wouldn't admit it. Certainly not to paying £6.49 at Woolies for it.
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:10, archived)
# at least one of them is dead now
so it's allowed. Hehehehe. 1989 was an odd year for silly gay pop.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)
# and Jive Bunny!
wer wer wer-wer-wer-wer-wer wake up a little suzie etc
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)
# *shoots*
*makes rabbit stew*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:27, archived)
# 'ning Pachey
Looks like Ptolemy is coming along as well
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:58, archived)
# 'Ning
Yes, he emailed me about that. Hurrah! : )
(Pachey, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:01, archived)
# I thought he was going to a Gig in Bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:02, archived)
# He couldn't get tickets
But if he blags a backstage pass he is going to blow us out.

In a non-sexual way.
(Pachey, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Yippee...oh...*deflates* *does up zip*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:06, archived)
# A
Tennis racquet ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:56, archived)
# this
I like

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:00, archived)
# I like that

have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Have a starfish

(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)
# pfffttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# no....
swooosh
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:59, archived)
# mm nice
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)
# nice eyes
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)
# they look like jalepenos
which is why I'm still making smells
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:59, archived)
# woo!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:02, archived)
# haha
Love the expression on it's face

Have an angular fish in return:
(MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:26, archived)
# my first bandwagon
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:35, archived)
# top seamlessness on Mr.T`s head.. ;)
www.freelancers.net/freelance-projects/200510/8268.html

/good deed for the day
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Oooh Ooh Oooh!
Jolly Jack should do that!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:40, archived)
# Nev! Nev! Nev!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Oooh Oooh Oooh!
They could do it as a project together!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Let's tell them
we have decided their future!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:45, archived)
# some muppet phoned me on Friday
"yeah mate - we`ve got the job for YOU - 55 grand mate"

at this point I burst out laughing at the thought of earning such riches whilst driving a 1998 1L VW Polo and having holes in me socks

"55 grand eh?"
"yeah 55 grand in Ealing.. are you interested"
"*snigger* aye go on then"

I then went back to watching shite daytime telly

meh.. back to work today

/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:47, archived)
# How do you cope?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# by eating holes in my socks!

*goes back to looking for a job that pays a sensible amount of money*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# If you don't want it
I'll take it.

edit:What is it anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# it looked decent
but I don`t have anywhere near the experience they wanted, plus I don`t trust recruitment agencies (especially since they obviously didn`t read my CV and see I wasn`t qualified)

if they knocked 20 grand off the salary, I`d take it!

BRING IT ON, TEA BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Well I'll take the extra 20 grand
I'll send you my account details and set up a standing order.

Meanwhile, do you have anything in an aquarium?

/Dylan Moran
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# mm fishies
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:57, archived)
# I Love fishes
Best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:01, archived)
# I agree!
best, behind cows, pigs, and haggii
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:05, archived)
# you forgot Haslet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:08, archived)
# shit yeah,
the haslet bird
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Weren't those 3G things
pretty suspiciously similar to some work done by someone around these parts?
(Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:46, archived)
# when I saw them I thought of Pep and Mushybees
but if anybody here had made them, they would never own up to it for fear of being called corporate whores
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Heh, nice bluff Mr Rik!
CORPORATE WHORE!
(Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:36, archived)
# what?
its not "seams"
its "artistic flourish"*



*means crap at photoshoppery
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)
# By Tomy.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Not worth a new thread...
my contribution:
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:42, archived)
# or this ????
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:59, archived)
# No time for new stuff....
have this from the straight shift...
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Havent brought this out in a while...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# pea
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)
# can i have angel delight for afters?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Only got butterscotch flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:40, archived)
# best of all instant whip flavours
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Perfect!
everyone loves butterscotch angel delight!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:46, archived)
# except for me
I prefer strawberry
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# You Lie!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:10, archived)
# no
oh alright then
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:41, archived)
# oldest trick in the book..
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:35, archived)
# hehe
aaah, scientists ...

(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Indeedy

(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] If kids were in charge, birthdays would be honoured properly
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:28, archived)
# In the ribbon I can see a very faint image of
one of BSOBB's stick men
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:29, archived)
# I were wondering what that be
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:30, archived)
# In true 80s style...
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)
# I keep watching that
hoping for a crash.

Until then...
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(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# hooray for dolphins!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Best one yet!

Needs more Frogger though!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# I agree!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Haha, that's ace!



Is the game Chase HQ, perchance?
(El Pollo Diablo, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:34, archived)
# it's........
low.......fucking.........poly
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Well, it would be
I used to play it on my Spectrum ZX +3 when I was tiny. Ah, happy days :)
(El Pollo Diablo, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:38, archived)
# yeah, gave me flashabcks of my old Sega Master System
makes me want to play Golden Axe as well
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] kids books!!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Yoinks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
loon!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Andy Warhols' "Ant & Dec"
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:01, archived)
# thats eddie izzard on the left...
aicmfp

-arf! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Well Called!
Ning Archie!

Hows you?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:04, archived)
# I'm good thanks, Doctor! hope you are well in yourself
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Not too bad at the moment
*touches wood*

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Arf!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:04, archived)
# are they in the RAC van?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:05, archived)
# No
They're in the bandwagon.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# oh aye
so they are
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)
# and Marcella Detroit
on the right.

'ning a ding ding all

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:18, archived)
# no he's not
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:03, archived)
# did he?
w00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# So it is, how queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# nowt yet,
still guffing from last night's hot and spicy pizza
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)
# I like a hot a spicy pizza now and again
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Haha!
top notch el duce!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Pearoast time. Here have Andy Warhol's "Jackie"
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
# I thought that was Debbie Harry
ATOMMMMIC!

*air guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:51, archived)
# your hair is beautiful
oooooooooooooooooh tonight
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:32, archived)
# ning y'all
I feel like dancin
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(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 9:56, archived)
# *grooves along*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Mornin' - ole tappy toes.
Yuo got the moooves!
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 9:58, archived)
# I feel like fucking off home and going back to bed
Sorry...I'm in a really shitty mood today

Woo for the dancey things


River Dance ?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:00, archived)
# too many flaming sporks this weekend Bunnmeister?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:00, archived)
# Not really mate...and not anything I want to talk about

It's probably better if I just lurk today
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:02, archived)
# ok sir, lurk away - but B3ta is behind you :-)
/in a nice way
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:03, archived)
# Cheers dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Arse Vert Pearoast to cheer you up !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Ho ho ho
But Eeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)
# !
I thought Attila might like to be reminded of this !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Reminded ! Ha...it's in my source pic library :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Hello Mr G
Haven't seen you around her these parts for a while

It does a bit...that was a fun but yuck day on here
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Too busy with work
I'm off with Alien Flu today so thought I'd lurk till the pub opens.
Beer cures all ills.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Whiskey has the same effect on me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Beer, Gin, Rum, Whisky, Wine, Tequila
Meths
Petrol



it all works !


(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Every time I drink Tequila...I get into some sort of trouble

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Bulgarian "Own Brand" Tequila
nearly got me shot by the local mafia.

But at 3Lev (about £1.10) a bottle it would've been rude not to !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:02, archived)
# See...Tequila is cursed...doesn't matter where it's made

Last time I got hammered on Tequila I woke stark bollock naked in bed with my best mates missus...he was in another bed with a differnt girl we'd met in town...It was a very strange morning and I have no idea to this day if we did anything
o0
-
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:05, archived)
# I bet
she knows.
Women ALWAYS know.
(and save the knowledge to use against you at some future date)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Sweet Gemima Puddleduck!
That's disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:37, archived)
# nice stuff



(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# He's dancing to the This Morning theme music.
Woo! Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)
# 'ning ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# 'Ning m'dear
You well?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)

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