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# i don't know why..
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i made this a while ago. basically consists of putting rice into a jelly rabbit mould and cooking.
(lucyloo, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# *pfft*
nutter
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Why?
Do you have a rabbit jelly mold anyway? It's spooky, like an alien head.

Does it taste good ?
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# it does.
(lucyloo, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Does it have Rabbit Rogan Josh in the middle?
That would be lovely.
Then you could sit it on a nan bread and draw the face with mango chutney.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# I like your thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Braw!
As a certain someone might say.

Though we'd have to have tea, chips and brown sauce with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)
# and fried pizza
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# This is very nice.
I was under the impression, at first, that you had floured and saffroned it's arse, but the rice thing takes more effort and deserves a small woo, thus:

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# At least he has soft hair
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Prodigy? Is that you?


nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Haha
Sorry to disappoint you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# haha, I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# cor! who IS that sexy lad..y
.. new Mike Oldfield album is a bit err.. hit`n`miss so far :\

edit: much like anything post 1980!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Is it out already?
Still haven't been able to get Tres Lunas yet :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# aye apparently it was out in September or something!
it`s 2 CDs, the dark side (kurrrrsk kooooor) and the light side, with some stupid "remix your own tracks" PC program on it

at least now it`s not copy protected, like Tr3s (oh how 1337) Lunas - copy protection so good that I couldn`t play the CD in the car, and yet could rip it using Linux
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Aye
it was on kazaa for a while and I got half of it. Then it disappeared off the face of the earth. I'll have a gander for them again later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# I have it here in
Apple lossles format ( vbr 700-1000kbps ) and forgot I had it. I must take a listen.
We are talking the recent thing, light and shade?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)
# that`s the badger
seems to be a couple of OK tracks on it, but it`s no Ommadawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
# you are steve oedekerk
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# now now, ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Phwoar
sexy sexy sexy
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Phwoaarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# most woo
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# pffft
g'night all

pubways is bestways
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Phoaww....
eeuw eeuw mugatu!*



*male non-gay perspective only
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# haha
Looks like the school play got out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# they`ll kiss and make up later

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# it's that a climatic shudder?
=P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# I don`t think men do that
they do the cheesy "ooooh yeahhhhh just blown me muck" smug smile though
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Climatic
as in weather?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# No, as in climax
I imagine *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
poor Muggles is getting his arse kicked by the mighty W/Box!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# heheh
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# `ello you
still in UlriKA KA KA KA KA land?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# yup
they're not letting me leave. But I'm hoping to escape back to blighty soon
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# bring back some lovely svelt svenettas!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# roger that
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# yey, end of the shift :)

time to get drinkies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Did you burn your factory/office/depot down?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# I tried....
...but I kept dribbling on the fuse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# We had to stay late, waiting for the building to go out.
www.b3ta.com/board/5506772
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# You could try and burn where I work down
I'm on at 515 tommorrow morning/night



Skipton railway station if you're keen
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# You appear to be way too happy that your work
and work colleague appear to be ablaze ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# I'll give you a clue why;
it's a callcentre.



Oh good lordie.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
#
boss?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# or just very very ginger.
(lucyloo, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# someone has confectionaried your workplace
tomato and mustard by the look of it
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# You work
at a confetti hat factory?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Hurray!
burn the place down good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Horribly bad.....



Must try harder.....
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
*likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# A John Woo film?
I'd watch it , well I would before I noticed that no-brained fuckwit Paul Ross gave it Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Bugger!!!!!
Couldn't afford jonathon
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# woss?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)
# woo!
that's full of mushroom hummus
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# no ansley harroitt
smirking and groping female contestants? still not bad though
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# edited retoast from last night
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Heh!
I like this. First one of this bandwagon that made me laugh proper good.
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# if i reach one person
then ive won, i dont know what, but i have, but that 'rack of paste' one still makes me laugh
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# BEST ONE EVARRRRRRR!
caps lock
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# I Like This
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Pikey Vans eventualy die
And they all burn in fecking Hull

img233.imageshack.us/img233/9459/dsc000114cm.jpg

MODEDIT: This site for images you make yourself. Oh sod it. I can see from your posts you are an irritating twit. You are banned.
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# ok...
...now fuck off...

EDIT: go MOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Certainly
How shall one be 'fucking off'
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# On a flying crouton from Mars
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I thought it would be much more fun
If i ride your mothers pile infested arsehole all the way there big bareback stylie!
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# can you
fuck off a bit quicker than that please?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# why?
Is you little sis's arsehole a tighter squeeze? LOL
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# *belch*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Lol?
You do know that when people are abusive to you they mean it, no?

If I may reiterate:

Fuck off to AOL you Hamtoucher.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Banned.
I'm so pleased.

(though, to be fair, he works for the DVLA, so he may have made it himself).
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# haha
cunt. 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Wanker
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# yeah
her rectal fissures slow her down, allowing me to still sense your fetid presence.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Outstanding
LOL!
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# LOL?
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# hey tonay
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# You are a text adventure, AICMFP
go to hell

That direction is blocked...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# You are in an internet mesageboard.
Nearby is an angry mob of vitriolic boarders, furiously typing.

There is one exit, up your own arse.

There is a dictionary on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# there is a ham on a table in the corner
what do you do?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# heft it
*hefts*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# the fear, the quo
the RIS, the FAQ? I don't get it and I suspect you don't either.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Christ, that's a bit too Linda Barker for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# strangly poetic
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# nice use of filters!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha
burn baby burn
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5506772
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Well since this post stinks...
Have a mash of Saturday Night Nerd!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Woo!
I feel the need for a sexy party (Dons Captain Hat)
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# hahahaha ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# *in nerdy voice*
"I work a long time on my hair..."
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# That man is playing with his penis, which is on his forehead.
A dickhead, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Unfortunatly he plays only with one hand
leaving the other free for mischief. The monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Wait?
You went to pick up a burnt out motor and photographed it?

Shit, I can do better than that, I've got a picture of a fire ENGINE somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# ooh! ooh! ooh!
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Yes,
We had a fire at work today, a real one with THREE fire engines. The girls all enjoyed the nice firemen, but sadly nobody was injured, so no nurses for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# THREE? You're surely lying
to tease me too with your promise of fire engine pictures and then you go and say that there were THREE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Three tenders, one of them one of those really huge ladder jobbies that you get for high rises
AND a car too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# *explodes with excitement*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# I think it may have been a convention!
www.b3ta.com/board/5506772
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# youre not the only one!
went back to say hi to peeps where i used to go to school......but found the place swarming with firemen after some nutjob decided to crash his burning car onto the front lawn of the school. wish people did that when i was at school......
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# don;t bloody tease us
post it man, post it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# I'm failing to get the memory stick out of my mobile telephonic apperatus.
There are two reasons for this:

1) I am cold and a cack handed twat

2) I am too lazy to remove the case - I realise that, by now, I'd have got it out if I'd only removed the case initially, but I keep thinking 'one more go' - Ah! got the bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# I hope the picture ..
contains at least one two three four firemen.

*girds loins in excitement*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Here we go then:


This may have some bandwagon potential actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# huzzah!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Err.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# ah well, i dont care if I thread jack then

/edit Damn that Rik and his infallible logic!
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# now my shirt
someone on another forum made it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# posted the source image, you cunt.
and it game me the feckin' 'orn.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# haha
me? A cunt? You flatter me worm.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Flatter your worm?
My, my, let's slow this down a bit.
And I was joking, you know. Unless you really are a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# I really am a cunt.
but I'm never a serious one ;) It's the hamtouching cunts you need to be aware of.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Show me the source.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# haha. Don't
tempt me
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# I can't help it,
I'm just so tempting.

everybody like teh ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Gah.
Can't find it now, it was posted in a text-only thread so there is the distinct possibility it was deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# best jpg photographic stuff, unless it`s animated
use teh GIF for cartoony / line art pics with lots of solid colour

keeps the file size a lot smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# pfft
MS paint don't allow for the best optimisation, y'know? and anyway, PNG is where it's at, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# haha PNG may very well be where it`s at
but the file sizes range from nice to what-the-hell? good idea in principle, just let down by the execution somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# You're right.
I saw we all stick to BMP from now on. Or failing that, TIFF: best of all the formats.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# tiff really has been the best of all the formats
if you have been a camera blerk from the dawn of digital. RAW is where it's at now. As for optimisation? Gimp is free and if you have low morals so are all other programs. E-mail in profile for further advice on this tack.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Sigh.
I really do know all this. I have both Photoshop and the Gimp installed, plus a nifty little thing called Paint.net, you might want to give it a look. It was just a quick case of painting a magenta cock onto a picture, for which MS Paint seemed the ideal solution.
And TIFF isn't really ideal for webpages.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# tiff is not at all suitable for anything but image editing
and if you put anything other than gif or jpeg here you will be bumraped.
If you have the tools then why argue about what is suitable? Just do as the faq asks. Sorry if I pissed you off. You need a thicker skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
I'm not arguing...seriously, I was joking. I have been around for a few years now, in various stages of lurkage. And no, you havent pissed me off, i was just answering your post.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha banned! on a Friday
proof that not all the mods live in pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# thats like saying GOD doesn't exist...
...




...

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Heresy!
Bum the heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Hear`say! burn Mylene
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# *smiles inwardly at the power of Mods*
I was a bit worried that I was getting hypersensitive, but he IS a cunt, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# dunno
I don`t take it that seriously, unless it`s the likes of Tonay posting gay porn on the board or laying into other members

must be mellowing in me old age!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# you jerk!
why would you say that, you jerk!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Jerk you,
you jerky jerk, Jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# pfft
hardiman!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Ooh!
This is GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] In 2006, CBBC revamps one of their shows with a controversial new presenter...
CBBC revamps one of their shows with a controversial new presenter...
(CDPike, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# It's a really scary place where anything can go,
Bum-house!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Crikey!
Doesn't he look young?
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] When two opposing politicians share the same policies
at the same time inevitable monsterous mutations occur.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Strangely
erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# The faces are really good.
Good artage - *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Its like a really scary
first person shooter.. lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I thought so too
sort of Houses of Parliament meets Doom.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Ah, but how would we tell the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# You don't everybody in there deserves death
by whatever weaponry you happen to find.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# COR!
nippletastic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I made them myself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# blimey
you`ll need to make a tutorial on that.. I`d love to add nipples to all manner of.. STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Burn Tool, set to Midtones at 20%
with a feathered brush click, clicky, click, click click hey it's a nipple.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# um.. I dunno how to burn stuff unless it`s a cigarette with a lighter :\
but wait `til you see the sexy pic I`m making!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Well the entire torso was created by me in Photoshop
just using the dodge/burn tool some noise and reduce noise.

But next time I should choose a better time to post seeing the fiasco above with HJB who is now banned, this is a bit of problem with b3ta I can't really choose my times as I'm either working or doing other things then some lamedick comes on and posts a picture of a burnt out van and my hard work is pushed off to the bottom. Oh well!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# aye.. shame about that :\
top work on teh torso.. thought you`d downloaded that!

blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Nope only the heads
the forearms and hands, and 1 single oak panel which I perspective cropped from a bigger picture was Googled - the rest is totally Potatoshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# christ that must have taken ages!
do you not get a bit cheesed off after all that effort and the board being swamped with 30 second paintmashes?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# A little bit
but I daren't say too much as I tend to get trolled very easily. Which is troubling me and once or twice I have asked myself is it really worth the effort coming here - 'My Mum' especially seems to hate my guts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# I love you
I really do.

Don't go!

/Yazoo
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Never, never go!
Your efforts are muchly appreciated!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# it matters not.
the important people will always love you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Aww
*gives Zoot a big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# I feel your pain
Best time for a sympathetic audience is probably around lunchtime on a weekday - I know some people don't enjoy the Duke's "Dave the Facts" but it's amazing how many b3ta regulars tune in around then
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# You know this is true and I should have realised that myself
thanks for the tip ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# No problem
It's not as if your own tips haven't helped me out a great deal in the past.

Incidentally, (re. your profile) you are almost certainly not old enough to be my mother; or if you are, the only "Shopping" you're expert on probably comes in a tartan covered little box on wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# haha
she meant that she is old enough to be a mother to most b3tans, except me and you grandad!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Luckily I'm not at the tartan or shopping trolley stage yet
but apparently, as I'm informed, my life begins this year ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Hoorah!
We should throw a party. My life began a while back, but it's my Silver Wedding later this year
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Tremendous
25 years(?) and are you still in love?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# yes
and yes

with pachey and tipassoi and carowallis and rik and mongy and....

pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# splendid work madam
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Ooooh - super! But, what a nightmare.
Trapped in a corridor of pine panelling.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# harrumph!
remind me to never invite you to my study ( and it's NEVER pine, always teak or English oak ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Well, that's OK.
It's only pine panelling that offends me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# good for you.
Snobbery can never be learned too early ;)

That's oak up there btw ;) ( I'm such a bastard ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Well they were suppose to look like Oak
but perhaps they look more like Pine.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# My money's on it being
Teak
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Yes they really ought to get the decorators in.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# haha
bingo bango!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# god
i'm going to be hard all night now

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# My work is complete ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# They'd save a fucking fortune on make-up!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Evenin' all

EDIT: Also a friend of mine made this last night after seeing my dolls
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Hatstand.
Burned hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Thats
special
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# I'm sorry. I'm so, SO sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Meh?
*insert 'had me in stitches' joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# I would*. Infact I might.
Remind me of this when I don't have essays to write.

*By 'I would' I mean I would do the sewing, not the Quo. Eeww.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# That
makes me cross(stitch)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# thanks
i got bored shitless doing the grid behind them so iended up just doing a crappy fill/ gradient :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Hmm
Very nice....balloon things. Very large balloon things.
(Jimmy_Jazz, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)
# sperms?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# ha ha!
Awww look at their little faces!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Connor!
Remember your picture of the person chucking up Skittles?
IT'S TRUE! I ate some jelly beans early this morning, but then I coughed rather violently about an hour later. The pretties!
Edit: Oooh, the top one would make lovely wrapping paper.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# I love you carol, you know this
but do you talk as much as you type?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# I don't know.
I don't really listen to myself talking.
Which probably answers your question, really.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# *kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Awww... you're lovely.
Come 'round to mine some time.
I'll make you a cuppa and we can watch my Chitty Bang DVD together.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# It's a date!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Take it from me,
she does!

And very endearing it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# apart from when she calls you a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# well true,
but then she never just calls me a cunt, it's usually more along the lines of "that fucking cunt Ptolemy's a fucking cunting fuck and I'm never letting him near my Mini the fucking cunt oh and I was thinking of wearing a beret to the next bash but not if that fucking cunting fuck Ptolemy's fucking going..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# I've gone off the beret idea, I think.
It was a late-night lemsip-induced whim.
Everyone must be vetted to get in my car, ever since Yeknom stepped dogshit into it.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# It's how I say it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# haha
if only you could do it on cue... in front of people
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# I was tempted with a photo... but I thought this would be too low, even for me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# you seem to
be putting less and less time and effort into this rubbish. It shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Beware of Gerry Cork
He has a BEARD!

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(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# It constantly amuses me
how many people seem to think Google is the only search engine out there....

tinyurl.com/a77k7
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# constantly? that must be pretty distracting
I hope you don't drive and/or operate heavy machinery
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# haha it would be like the weasels in Roger Rabbit who laugh themselves to death
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha what a brain you have
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Brain?
You should see his willy
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# It is
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# I'm a professional SEO algorythmic researcher.
It's dull, but I don't EVER forget about other engines.

Sometimes, late at night, when the wind is howling through the trees and the birds are all asleep, I wish I could get Squidoo out from under the bed and Mirago off the wardrobe (No room inside, fucking dogpile's in there frottaging with Matt Cutts).
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# hahahaha well done
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# I'm not falling for it.
Surely a "professional" would known how to spell their fucking post title correctly?

It's "Algorithmic", my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# i always knew MSN messenget was hypnotic
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

first attempt at this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:13, archived)
# I'm falllllllllllllling!!!!!!!!
MOST WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Can't.. drag.. eyes.. away.. from.. screen..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# May I take this oportunity
to say how excellent your "ghostbusters" is.Have you any more 80's movies lined up?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# I'm gonna take my time on Back to the future
and then that'll be it for the time being.. They take way tooo long :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# if you ever do ferris bueller's day off
i'd beg to have your babies.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Heh, the missus wants 'The Breakfast Club' next :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# 5 kids in a room
occasionly moving....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)
# fuck, even I could make that
I'll do the brekky club and you start work on Grease

"I got chills, they're multiplyin....."
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha bravo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# that`s bloody brill
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# god! get a room will you! or an ICQ account


.. does ICQ still exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# ahhhhhh ICQ.... many a lesson learned on that particular vice
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# mostly how to catch computer viruses or "introduction to popups 101"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# no, no I actually thought the women were real
and that they were sending me genuine photos
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# my ex`s brother used to go it pretending to be a bird
he got all manner of expensive shit sent to him by daft american blokes for his(her) "birthday"

the internet : home to millions of stupid people
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# aye.... but I was new to it all
I only used a personal computer for the first time in 1997
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Ooh Ooh
me too!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# please do Grease.... please!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Maybe in 2008 or so
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Huzzah!

*starts building time machine*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Bullitt!
with full length car chase sequence
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# wooly wufter

It's chitty chitty or Grease....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Oooh, think of the pixelated Child Catcher.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# yick
never liked that

what about.. Jungle Book!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# what about it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# horny?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# "turning around on a music box that's wound by a key"

Gosh, I'm putting it straight on as soon as I get home
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Pre-Minstrel Tension?
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# pfftttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# George 2
(bennoart, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# ...
Hehe.. am like this.

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# haha
you want to stroke his beard (and other things)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Woo. He hardly looks
maniacal at all!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Heh
A nice sentiment and great shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Where's the soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# FACT!
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Arf!!! & Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Hehe
*clicks*
(Jimmy_Jazz, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:10, archived)
# As
up there^^
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Clicked
just outta irony really
(I helped save b3ta! handd The World Will End On, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Ace!
I made it onto the Popular page!! *Rejoices and stops weeping* Oh Joy!!
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Badum Tisch
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# a woo worthy groan or...
a groan worthy woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# *Squawk!!!!!!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Hehe - you made me chuckle.
Personally, I don't have a clutch. Crazy, non?
How are you, smelly?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# I am smelly!!
but nice smelly.

(xmas gifts of deo-shower gel smelly)
I'm ok,just getting over a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Did I claim you were any other kind of smelly?
I too am in the middle of an evil illness. I'm not a well lady.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# reminds me of the mechanic who charged my nan for
a full service and replacing the clutch on her car.



its an automatic.

when we quizzed him , he blamed the "new boy" and said he would refund her... he closed the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Haha, silly boy!
I broke down once almost immediately after getting my new car, the auto Mini, and two guys offered to push my car off the road for me into a carpark.
They kept telling me to 'dip the clutch' and each time I had to warble 'I don't have a clutch' much to their puzzlement and amusement.
Edit: Bloody hell, I sure type a lot, don't I?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# offered to push my car off the road = perform sexual acts
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# I did offer them cash, and chocolate.
And chocolate cash. But they refused it all. They were sweet guys though.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# sweet guys who refused chocolate?
methinks they were conning you.. they were really unSAVOURY characters


.. thank you, I`ll be here all week
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# all week?


fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Oh dear God.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# :)
you love it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# You know I do.
Oh, this reminds me.
I broke up with my boyfriend in London, so coming down will be more of a pain than usual. Plus the 4%+ rise in train fares *grumble*. And my refusal to drive to London ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# another eejit mate of mine was to tow his brothers automatic granada
to the garage for some work, and forgot you have to disconnect the driveshaft if towing a long distance.... whoops....

I love automatics though, I won't ever buy another manual car..
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# It's the lazy person's perfect car.
I had a manual Mini for a year, before it got nicked.
Then I had the choice of another manual generic fartbox or an auto Mini.
I tried to drive my parents cars over the holiday , and it took some getting used to.
Then again, Volvos are heavier than Minis. And Probes are more responsive.
/Life history.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# And apart from the Bible and
the encyclopedia britannica, what book would you take?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Touch: The Golden Fanjita Story.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Thank you for coming on the programme
Miss Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# hehehehe
*groans*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Haha!!
Thats a definite woo and *clicky* from me
(Jimmy_Jazz, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Mad
as a hatter.
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Well would you let him sniff your crotch???
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# But how....
That is freaky-scary!!!

and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# but?
how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Don't start!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Awwww... and it is still cute, how?
Super duper stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)

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