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# You'll probably beat me with a rusty cucumber....
...but I'm hoping you won't as its my b3ta birthday!!! wooyay!

I have posted the first movie quiz of 2006 on my site www.arniie.com where you get the chance of winning a meccan stunt rifle used in the chronicles of riddick.

Please don't kill me!

Have a pearoast too....
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# one word
OPTIMIZE
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# done
.sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Wont kill you
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# for that
rusty cucumber comment
you have been spared
dont be sorry, not a bad post, a good post!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Oh man - that's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:39, archived)
# 120K
chrrrriiiiiist!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# settle down gramps
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# finally
somone else noticed!

Can somone point this person to lemony please ...
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# is that short for 'lemon party'?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# No, it's this gentleman
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=10585
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# I know, I was being sly...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# A sly divvil, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# ...as long as hes not wearing a hat
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# yeah sorry!
hadn't notcied size - by the time tatty shop opens tho....
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# yes, my child?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Quick and dirty news fix

after this.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# hahah this is good
and WOO!!

edit: oh how gay

edit2: better
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# weird edits?
you having a psyhcotic prolapse?
or is it to do with the gif?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:06, archived)
# yeah, cocked itself up a fair bit
but yeah, im a bit fuckin mental too
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Are you saying "Gaaaaaaay"?
If so, you are Mykeyboy AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# it says nothing really,
just titttin about, plus i needed an avatar for my devarts prof
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# lol
woo
(phony_torrino, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Ha ha
Mirror mirror on the wall.
Who’s the biggest fraud of all?
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:06, archived)
# hahahaha
nice to both
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# wooo
and uuber topical last week!

yay
!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Lol Coxhill!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# haha!
tesco value cloning machine
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Right...i'm off to bed. 'night all!


EDIT: *sigh* version 2
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Hahaha, this! this!
Styled by his sister, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# or a crap head
either one will do
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Woo again.
You need a follow up pic of him posting someone elses stuff to help break the drudge that is his life.

/edit: and good night to you
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# No
he has a cat on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# hahah this ^
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Kettle Pot Black
The best snooker rules devised.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Why's he wearing a ferret?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# All the cool kids do
unless they use rabbit-flavoured shampoo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# I am SO behind the times
*cries in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# There there
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:06, archived)
# I just don't understand kids today...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# They're not worthy of our understanding, love.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# fucking emos everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Woo.
Looks like Davey Crockett.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Hummus shortage...



Naff pic instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
#
*{watches tumble weed blow by*

/end of
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# only 99p
(resistanceisfutile, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# 99p??????
ill give you 98p
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# gowan,
'aggle
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# i thought that was going to say "tesco value abortion" for a minute there.
/coat
/hat
/mittens on string
/snood
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# omgwtflolsox
I fucking love Snood.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5522986
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# hmmm.
i can see a theme emerging here.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Beat me to it...
(CMYK Excess consumption may have a laxative effect, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# pffft!
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# They're the wankiest TV aerials ever
I tried plugging one in once and the fucker shocked me with 5,000 volts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# pffft!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# hehehe!
and g'night b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Comes with free home-abortion kit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Now do a chav one
with vanaerial disease

edit1: I'm off to bed! Night night b3ta

edit2: Just realised it's my b3taday in 4 days time, I shall have to make cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Night night
an woo - cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Goodnight out there
whatever you are

/Duckula possible misquote
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Yay! cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# pffffft!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# fanny
fanny pic ;)
_______________________
www.ladysit.com
(Lipokas1, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# That sig needs a "meaningful" song lyric
Add one post haste!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# But I did make it.... I did... My heart bleeds black blood, I just wanna die.


Ohhhhhhhh...... I spend an inordinate amount of time on the Internets, using IRC, LiveJournal, partaking in Bandwidth_envy, and arguing vehemently over my particular branch of fandom just to be tossed aside like the proverbial wank sock.

i feel morose, empty, bitter, lost, aloof, distant, sad, heartbroken... no wait... I don't know how I'm feeling.

Oh, and My Chemical Romance is not emo in the least bit, you bastards
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Fuck me, that's a long suicide note
you're still mithering on after your death.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Not emo, just crap. Nyah.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# your suicide note is an exam?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# I thought it was a CV or res-you-may if you're a Merican.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Or a Merkin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Pfffft, you are bloody cruel, you are

*clicks "like it" button thingy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# animash for greykid
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# no unshopped photos
you know the rules
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# you are right. is it RPT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!11111
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# not funny
stop posting photos for fuck sake
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# I took that with my cannnon 351.4344343434DD
with lens set to 'stun'
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Best of all the cameras
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# lens set to "sexify"
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
oh christ.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# *greases lens*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# oh yeah thats what im talkin about
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5523047
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:06, archived)
# you can't beat good quality macro photography.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Except on Sundays apparently
.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# most realistic picture ever!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Incredible
how do you do such masterworks in mere seconds?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# oh indeed!
*is impressed*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Penguin + Squirrel =
Persil?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
everyone's got one.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# one day, i'll be the director-general of the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# And the next day youll be fired
Though they may rehire you for channel 5
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# they'll lock
you up first!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# i have never tortured and murdered our lodgers.
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# i'll ask bongo about that!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# he's, erm, gone to stay with his family.
he said he won't be back for several years.

yes. that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# i rest my case
yer honour!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# To Brough!
To Brough with you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Aah
a lully love story for girlies.

'lo Gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# hello pottie :)
how's the veldt?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# The Veld
is dry.

It's ace when it catches fire :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# My firstest ever post
Yes it took me ages and it's shitpoocrap
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# better than my first post
how did it take you ages?



woo
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# because
he drew it with his penis

edit // oh i see, text removal :P
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# maybe he took the pic of the meerkat himself?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# maybe he drew it?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# maybe he vomitted it?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# EVERYBODY LOVES VOMIT.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Well...
I've never shopped b4 so I'm a bit crap! But I got this dinky ickle red set-square - can I keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# I wish!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
This was my first - no apologies for the punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I wouldve woo`d that!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# It was:
www.b3ta.com/board/4643949
My hummus seem to have run low recently.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# BEWARE?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# i like :)
.
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Well you can't go wrong with a Meerkat!
Welcome have a Jaffa, pull up a kittin etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Most woo,
is that half teh quo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# haha
so it is
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# They're both there somewhere
honest
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# on
yer
left
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Just noticed t'other one
Have more woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# haha woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# I'll delete this in a sec as its a pearost
but i've set up a webserver at home and I just want to make sure the routery dns doohickey is working, can you see the budgie gayer or a shameful redex?



/edit: how about now?

/edit 2: Thank you all for your patience, cakes and five pounds for the claiming.

/edit 3: You can never have too many edits, I'll leave this up for a bit if thats ok, I'm curious now how much bandwidth one rather crap image will take.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# shameful redex im afraid
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Aww
*cries and hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# your back in business
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# fix the friggin` link then and we`ll see if it works
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# ded rex
sorry mate, better luck next time
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# 404
mercury.centralcore.co.uk/budgie.jpg

but promising

edit: mmm linux

edit 2: check your DocumentRoot setting
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# 64bit version of suse for me to trash.
and trash it I shall
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# working now!
but b3ta will rape your bandwidth, believe me!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Unlimited on a seperate line which work pay for
so rape away my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# multi-coloured splodge thing.
/firefox
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, Pizza!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# There's a tool around here somewhere
that converts that to a redex
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# if i could change it to a 640 x 480 picture of mothra
then i'd be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# I'd be happy with that too
That and maybe changing it on someone elses pc to display a fucking huge goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# redexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredexredex
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(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# pardon
?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Mr T. pitties the fool who posts an incorrect address
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# pizza
pie

budgie gayer!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# huzzah!
cakes all round!

*hands out cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# gay
budgie
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# sorry for the repost..
..but had to as City SLickers is about to start on Channel 4
(I_am_B, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# city slickers? really?
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# hahah
Do Little Britain next!

You could do all the characters ever seen and their funniest bits and it would still be under 50kb
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# or you could not bother
and say you did it!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Gee
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# or he could do it
and deny he did it..
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# haha, I was trying to remember how he said it
when I heard it on the T.V behind me.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# low quality skill on my part.
(phony_torrino, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Don't knock the seams.
They make me all sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:33, archived)
# There are Seams?
.
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Well, not really. Only when Seamhorse puts in an appearance.
Otherwise it's not official.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# It's pronounced "Shaymus"
don'tcherknow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
oh christ.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# FEAR THE MAX JPG COMPRESSION
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# *dies*
*fwaps*

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# seeeeemmmmmzzzz
(phony_torrino, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# ONE WHOLE THOUSAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Oh my!
Where's Jessie when you need her?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# congratulations
now cover your shame
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# yaaay
perfect for ladies day.
Very jessie esq
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# I was thinking of her when I did it.
And in some takes the loincloth was a foot closer to the camera as a direct result.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Woo
You're turning me into a gayer. Stop it I like ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# aaaaarrrgggghhhh!!!!
my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

edit: was the vacuum cleaner used in a sexual act shortly afterwards??
(LargeDoner, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Oh dear
oh
dear
oh
dear

I thought 5000 was the naked celebration. GET WITH THE PRODUCTION YOU AMATEUR!!

also, congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*dies of over sexyness*

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
Please tell me that's not a tippexed cock pushed through a hole in the material?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# it's
a tippexed cock pushed through a hole in the material
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# HE TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HIM THAT!
*spanks*
(end, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# oh fucking dear
happy 1000 tho!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# congrats
feztastic!

now put something on before the cats see you this way

*ponders something similar for his 12000th*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# CURIS IS A BOY??!?!?!
oh god.... I had these pictures and.... oh god
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Pfft.
Get back to your orbitals, lad!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Fucking hell mate.
I am thoroughly turgid.
And also quite glad I missed my own 6000.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Put some clothes on
You'll catch your death..

Evening, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Hello sir.
And out central heating's broke at the moment, you can almost see my breath forming clouds. How I suffer for my art.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:32, archived)
# You are a bad, bad man.
I return to the board to see this?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:32, archived)
# SWEET JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Does it go all the way to the bottom of your flag?

:o

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Always Pudding!
But WTFYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# CIIJASIIE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I'm being thick and emo today
and I have no idea what that means!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# "Cover It In Jam And Spunk In Its Eye".
Emo, eh? Don't go killing yourself or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Ah!
and no - I'll just cut myself where no-one'll see it!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Wahey!
Congratulations, sweety!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Ta honey.
Would you like me to bring the loincloth next time I'm at yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Yes. Yes, I think that I would.
And the fez, if you would. Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# It will go nicely with your fez-bra!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# I threw that away when we moved house.
The fez parts anyway, the bra still functions perfectly well.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# NoooOOOOOOOOOOOoOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Yes.
I do look good in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Down Girl!
or get a room ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# oh, good god.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# when`s your next big milestone, big boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# erm... 10,000 i suppose.
how much are you going to pay me to get them out?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# *covers Caro's ears*
Fwoargh!
(Pachey, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Oooh
I'm all of a-flutter now you sexeh beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Only a thousand? Blimey.

....and now my eyes have shut down.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Hello sailor!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I wonder what I have to do for my 10,000. It's not far away.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Ditto me 15000.
But no sexy dances from me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Oh go on.
You know you want to.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Good lord!
Congratulations...




...*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# i can't stop looking at this
*dies*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# It's all in the hips.
 
Shake it, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You're fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Pffft
I see all
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Cos
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Just cos.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Fake!
unless her name is Bridge and 'shark' is a euphemism for tits!

in which case, REAL!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Nice sharks!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# *mumbles something about having them stuffed recently*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Haha
reminds me of sturrrrdy girl
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
# STURDY GIIIIIIIIIRL!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Sturdy Girl
the perfect imaginary internet fantasy woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# hahahaha huzzah!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# hehehe - reminds me of this ;)
Maybe Melua's bogeys have got the same problem.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# arf
I've not seen that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Everybody thinks shes ugly but i thourghly would
also:


b3ta.com wasnt very nice to you was it? read the faq next time please, if you make some good images and contribute nicely to the board im sure youre presence will be as valued as anyones.

this message sent to poor vikky

AND i see emo has deleted his post. good move hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
# i miss her now she's gone
.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Who the hell thinks Melua's ugly?
They need their head examined whoever they are.
(Bloch McParty, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
tis brill

tj: thievin EMO hightailed it! hahahahaha!!!1!11!!11111111!!!1 OMFGROFLZORS!!

EDIT: /relurks,mysteriously......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# ROFLMAYO PMSLSOCKS
we showed him good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# I loved the way he lied so convincingly
even after I outed the little cnut
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# I thought a few of the cnut's posts were a bit quality
probably just twocked them all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Ha ha indeed
he even lacked the post reading sk1llz0rz ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# /unlurks.....
....hahafuckyeah!......
..../relurks, dubiously......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# get out the cookies.

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Le Mao!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# That's some nasal hair!
Woo for nose ninjas!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# *drools*
*loves teh Melua in the sexy way*
(Bloch McParty, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Quick and cheesier than cheddar
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

But since when has that ever stopped me?
(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:14, archived)
# I don't know who that is, but have a bun anyway.
*hands bun*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Tis' Paul Ross
Brother of everyones favourite estuary english speaking fool Johnathan Ross
(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)
# At least Jonathan Woss is genuine
'cos I fackin' hate Mockneys, mate; moving to the north-east should relieve my ears of their pain.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
# paul
ross

the in no way annoying elder brother of the in no way annoying jonathan ross

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)
# bun?!
BUN!!

He is a member of the Woss family.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Yes, a bun. A small bread roll.
It's a saying i got used to saying over at www.halfbakery.com, and it just kinda stuck ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Oooh I used to hang out over there
...years ago. There were some odd moments, to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:33, archived)
# he does a good job whoring positive quotes out to awful movies
.
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Woo!
Subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:17, archived)
# They should have Jade Goody on Celeb Big Brother,
so your TV would implode in a sort of postmodern recursive irony singularity, that'd be ace.
(tomsk, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# he is an authority on modernist poetry, particularly Ezra Pound
rather randomly
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# But not as much of an authority as
Hilda Doolittle

(mentioned for no better reason than that the name Hilda Doolittle makes me laugh)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# indeedy
I met Paul Glasscock the other day. I had to stifle a giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha
So true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Wer ist er?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)
# something for Rob..
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:08, archived)
# I have a co2 powered air pistol in my room for that reason.
TONY MARTIN HERE I COME.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:10, archived)
# "co2 powered air pistol"
Do i smell an oxymoron?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:13, archived)
# sorry - I just havent washed today
EDIT: And I obviously meant an air pistol powered by a compressed air cart, as opposed to manual cocking etc
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Naughty you
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)
# hahahaha
You said "manual cocking" = Norty!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Norty indeed!
Also, you said "powered by a compressed air", but i thought it was Co2?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# i'm a confused person in general. If I fires it at you, it would hurt. That's all I need to know ;0
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Nah
Rob just needs Polar Bear repellant.

It was Furtive up to his old tricks.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Evening you!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)
# hello sir. I heard some news on the 'grapevine' the other day. Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:34, archived)
# give me back my sodding laptop!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# No, that's a pistol with added sight, silencer
and extended clip
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Pointless add ons for something that only has 50 metre maximum effective range
IF it was a real pistol.

/geek
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:12, archived)
# The sight, perhaps
The silencer and clip wouldn't be too bad. Probably not together though.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:17, archived)
# true,
also, if you fired it when looking through the scope,, the top slide would break your jaw and/or cheek bone
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:19, archived)
# as if you would bother having a scope on that anyway. accurate to about 0.000000000001 mt probably
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Do you fire it at them
or just beat them over the head with it? (it looks mighty heavy to me)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:12, archived)
# .
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Yeah
I like this
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Bunnnnnnny!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:01, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:02, archived)
# I say, that's good, have a rough woo
(The original lanky streak, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:03, archived)
# That's fantastic!
Most woo!






Minor threadjack = In other news, I applied to be a trainee funeral director/undertaker today! Blimey, think of the b3ta pics you'll be getting soon!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:04, archived)
# what WHAT?
Why on earth did you decide to go for that job?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:06, archived)
# I nearly went for that job once
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:07, archived)
# what stopped you?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I needed to drive. (and I still can't)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:11, archived)
# ah......okay.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:12, archived)
# It's good money,
I live in a part of the world filled with old people, so I'll never be out of business.






plus all the sex I can handle
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
cue comments about it being dead good.. etc
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:08, archived)
# My Uncle is a funeral director
and he was just made redundant :s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Oh cheers mate.....
Full of bloody support you are!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
# "The one thing certain in life, is death'
Your local doctors must be too good.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Are you mad?
Think of the free sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:07, archived)
# arf!
Mind-pissage
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Actually
I was thinking of nasty things. It's not just old people but children too that die.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I hadn't really thought about that bit :(
I just saw the advert and had visions of cutting off someones face and wearing it as a mask at this year's Halloween fancy dress party. So I had to apply.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:11, archived)
# In that case
I can understand your reasons. Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Been there... done that etc.... :-)
one thing that annoyed me, there is no stereo in the hearse....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Oooh
sexay teim
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:13, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:06, archived)
# I love that goose
I mean, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:11, archived)
# he's so goofy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# that's nice
reminds me of Matt Groening's Life In Hell stuff.
(trumpet, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:07, archived)
# hold up lads
i've got an idea
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Very Groening.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 22:09, archived)

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