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# A traditional British University degree
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I would like to say that the 'steps' signs are also in braille, but they aren't, so I don't know what use they are - they also have them for stairs as well. And a cupboard that goes nowhere - the antithesis of 'The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe' - smashing.

PS 'ning !
taken at Nottingham Trent University
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# clifton campus
and that building at the back in the books shop

do you do sports science?

/stalker
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# correct
on both counts.

but no, I don't ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# do they still swagger about
on campus like they own the place then not come back in the 2nd year?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)
# ha ha! sports science is for teh spackers
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# hmm...sports science...
*imagines nerds calculating the vector of a soccer ball and then trying to kick the ball towards the goal, falling face down in the mud*

ha ha ha ha ha!
calssic comedy.....erm....yes
*chuckles*

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# good first aid box or bad first aid box?
actually - I think they are catering for their masses
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# is there
a sign at the top too? that would be more useful i think. still stupid... but more useful none the less!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# yes
there is
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# *nods in agreement all round
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# always remember E for envelopes.

and A for acute spinal trauma.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Nottingham Trent
Widely known as a uni for fickoes.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# much
like every University in the country, I would imagine.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I resent
that comment.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Why, didn't it send properly the first time?


*badum-tish*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# ahahahahaha
and 'tee hee' :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
#
rese nt mble
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# i fout it woz de montford?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Lesstaaar
'nuff said innit.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I think you'll find
the thickest Uni is Luton, have you ever seen them on University Challenge, I mean, have you ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I don't think they'd be able to fill out the entry forms.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
# i went there and got a Phd in credit card skimming and crack dealing.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)
# nottingham trent
is for sports and business students
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# And fine arts wasters.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)
# *coughs*

doesn't go to notts though
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# .



I can't talk, I did Music
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# couldn't
you use guitars - like Peter Frampton did in The Simpsons ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)
# .
*badum-tish*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# fine arts is a valid course for the future of modern art installations.

ha have a room at the tate modern which i have painted red and have shit in the center of the room.

i charged them £50,000 for it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Simply marvellous
It's a challenging indictment of the modern age.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I am on a year placement and am living in halls
with people from Southampton Solent University, the second worst uni in the country.

It only became a uni this year. Before, it was Southapmton Institute.

Everyone calls it the Dimstitute.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha, nottingham trent
you may have seen my mate walking around, with a large blue mohawk
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
# thats
not really something you could miss easily
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)
# arf
me likes!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# That's
one of my faves :¬)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Nottingham bash, Tap & Tumbler, tomorrow, five o'clock.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Ooh
that's what comes from not being on the boards much any more...I may try to make it.

This may be a stupid question - but how do we recognise anyone ? Is there a dress code (white sports coat and a pink carnation) or a special handshake ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Have a look around the previous bash photos
quite a lot of the same people will be going.
www.flickr.com/photos/kamikazestoat/sets/1356189/
www.flickr.com/photos/23013190@N00/sets/1354916/
www.flickr.com/photos/curis/sets/1355059/
Damn, you have to copy and paste that middle link because of the @ sign.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I say! Here's a spunky chap.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# haha
reminds me of this bloke:

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
That's excellent.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Thats ace..
How the fook do you do that?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# I travelled back in time
stuck the sticker on an air force plane

got in a similar plane

stuck the camera out of the window

and got my pilot to copy the dive of the other plane

then filmed it

then travelled back to the present

and digitised it

simple really
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
# ha ha! fucksocks!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# He He
Have this
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha!
that's cool
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# That's quite special!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# This
makes the pic a little more easier on the eye.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# i suddenly feel like never eating again now.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)
# strange
I feel like continuously eating until I'm large enough to battle her
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)
# I'd pay to see that
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# it's not a her is it?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# cheered up then :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)
# too tired to be in a gittish mood...which is probably good
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# *fluffs
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# and how are you today dear ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# i'm still skive'n off work
so all is well :)
you just missed out on teh tea :(
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
# i was about to go make me self a cup and a bagel.
whats your job then that you be skiving off from you bad bad bad bad bad boy ! shame on you !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)
# i work in a college in sunny southend
are you a student in brighty?
i used to visit friends there all the time :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# pft..god no.
proper job - working in a flea market. pretend/ideal job type thing - musician.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# i wish you all the best hun! :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)
# i'm gonna need it
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)
# what do you play?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# guitar, drums, synths, bass and any other random shit i find lying around
not that i can really play any of them except the guitar.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)
# :) still
impressed me :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)
# yay !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)
# that right thigh
is incredible
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# its
almost like having a third extra large bollock.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)
# and what's wrong with that?
are you stalking me?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# would
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# couldn't
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# MonsterMonster
Raar!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# reminds me of the
Manic St Preachers Album cover, a bit. You know... that painting.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# and
surely the t-shirt should say "i beat anorexiacs"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# rostbiffs
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(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# you pea roasting whore!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# yeah but, no but ,
yeah but, no
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ooh!
I didn't know.

Hamtoucher?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# pearoast eh?
then I'll jack the thread with a real headline from ESPN Soccernet Europe



soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=270580&cc=5739

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# my brother lived in
wankdorf for 2 years, it is near bum-plitz
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# hurrah ! pearoast time !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# possibly my favourite football headline ever.
I'm waiting for east fife to beat rangers 4-3 at some point though, so they can use my headline:
"FIFE FOUR THREE TO HUN!"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)
# I don't get the Hun reference?
*not soccer-minded
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# It's a name Rangers are given
I thinks there may be some bigotry involved
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# I doubt the papers would run with that somehow!
i always liked the super-caley headline though
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# that was a cracker!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)
# *Virals
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# 'ning
i'm the lurker from last night.. with added hangover
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# gah!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# you have to roast a pea now and
again
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Yay for crampons
and yellow sweaters.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# i never did anything technical
i clicked the link you posted
and the comment box was just there already
and i guessed you were the one with
the stretchy black earing thingy
so gay
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# smells like penis...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# How many times now?
These get boring fast
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# repost you say?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# BRAW¬!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# A Des Lynam mask?
made from real Des Lynam face?

Braw!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# did someone say repost?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Will you please stop?
*giggles at this shit again*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:35, archived)
# ding
dong
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I Say! Thats fantastic stuff sir!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# pimms o'clock i say!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Yay!
He moves!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha,
but he needs his wank-monkey...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that's great!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# i say
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(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)
# .
It reminds me of Quentin Blake's stuff.

woo.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# eh?
quentin blake the axe murdering years?

Roald Dahl's got a whole new light to it now.

see what you mean tho.

woo to the pic and all - how rude of me!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Quentin blake was pretty dark at times
I refer the jury to "Revolting Rhymes".

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# You are an evil Quentin Blake
AICMFP
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Mr. Robot says.. 'Ning!
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(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# ning mr robot
please don't kill us with your laser beams
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# 'ning Mr Robot.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# What an ace robot...you should put it on Mystery Bob's site
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# The what now?
Only took me five minutes :x
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Time spent is no measure of Roboty goodness
g'wan you know you want to :)
more roboty goodness
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# .
*attaches green wire to red wire*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Awww that's is so...oooo hang on a mo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# :o
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(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# lol
that's fantastic
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha!
that's great!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Ham? Touche!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Nice!
And cheers for the sponosorship, Sir.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# No probs
Best of luck with it!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Ta.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:30, archived)
# go tym, go!!
:) when is it again?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# 30th April
I saw your comment btw - you went to the trouble of deciphering an image url to find the comments box for a picture where you don't even know which one of them is me.

When do you sleep?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:30, archived)
# i'll give it half a dozen posts...
before that gets magenta cock-ified.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# that long?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# lol
be careful nostradamus of cocks
:0)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# mmmmmMMMMMONKEEEEEEEEEY!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# the nature of monkey is irrepressible!
woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# He's playing with his nuts!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# is Mugatu here?
wwo btw
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# dunno
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# It's just that I've just had to scribble Idea
number 1 off my to do list now

bah!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmCAT
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Yuck.....
....cat-breath.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# meow?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# nice blendage!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# ty
did you ever get you nipple back off that horse?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# :) eventually
the silly mare
you're profile is all the woO!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Thats Pete Burns
innit?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# nicely
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# now that would make a damn fine coat.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Not enough of him.
A hat, perhaps, but not a coat.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# For DTH


/edit: Now do an office cartwheel!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Right!
There!



(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Pfft!
Whoever posts the first actual office cartwheel wins!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Wins what?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# The game
Why is this difficult?

*doesn't actually play 'the game', but anyone who does knows.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Damn you
I just lost the game.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# See?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# oooh
that was my camera for a while - and then one day after an Afrirampo gig (shit - but had fun) it was bolloxored.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# That fellow is suffering from amnesiac bulemia
He eats but then forgets to throw up
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# ^
pfffffffffft
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# 86 stone of mexican hotpot.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Funnily enough,. I went to an Anorexic Birthday Party last week...
The highlight came when a Cake jumped out of a woman...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Pssst
Your Columbo post just got FP'd.. well done, chap!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Oooh, really? ta!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# why is it whenever i hear someone has just got an FP
it's never there when i check
but then turns up later on in the day?
:(
or do you have insider knowledge?? :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Looking at old cached pages when you go to b3ta?
You could go to the FP and reload it, might do the trick

and the only insider knowledge I possess today, as I'm off work ill, is the contents of my stomach
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# mmmmm filling

i am on my 2nd day off ill and enjoying every moment
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
# hahahahahhahhahhhahaaaaaa!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# she didn't seem big enough to have a cake inside her.

and the candles would have poked through her ribs.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Cor!
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard
Everybody wants her
Everybody loves her
Everybody wants to take your baby home
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# aint it hard aint it hard
to want somebody that doesn't want you...
totally different song
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Looks like he beat it pretty badly.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# That's no moon!
8|
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# oh god
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Metal Dickey


sorry!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# boogy boogy boogy
or was that tweaky from Buck rogers?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Metal Mickey was indeed the one with the boogy boogy boogy
and a fucking annoying theme tune
"Ready steady are you set, for Metal Mickey.."
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# what was the name of the cute blonde that was in it?
she was about 15 and gave me the horn (at the time when I was about 14!)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I can't remember. Three lobotomies to remove the memory of the
show have been an almost 100% success
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# bidi bidi bidi! look out Buck!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# that was it
can't help thinking there was some robotic plagiarism going on somewhere
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# he he, the real truth...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Something that'll stay in your head allllll day...
umm diddle umm diddle umm diddle i

Ning!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)
# gawd blimey mary poppins, thats a right humdinger and no mistake!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# I agree!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Stike a light
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# *does the Dick Van Dyke dance
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# like this?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Braw
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# ha ha ha! go Eddie!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# or maybe even this one
:-)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# My God - what have I done?
I have inadvertantly released the Eddie Wagon!

run away! run away!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# On B3ta, no one can hear you scream...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# hoho!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# *tries to scream
"..........................................."
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# muffles with THIS!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Lolzarotti!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# look
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# ha ha ha!
i love all of these
missed them first time round
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# yay
the very best of the wagon of bands
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# um diddle iddle iddle um diddle i!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *up an octave*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Hmm
SupercalorfragileiStickXPalleydoughshoes!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# *states obvious*
*gets coat*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# why I oughta!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Whoop, whoop, whoop
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# gaarrrhhh!!!!
i get it now! and it will stick in my head like an evil sticky thing
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# umm diddle umm diddle umm diddle i
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Arf
Um diddle iddle iddle, um diddle eye!

Edit: agh, mindpiss!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Ooooof
As Earths official representative of Dick Van Dyke I pass on this message from him," Gaawd Blimey, thats a cracker. I am a cockernee dont ya know"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# *sits down to have tea on ceiling*
Woo yay and 'NING!
And a spoonful of sugar....etc
*starts whistling annoying tune*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# superman, butane/propane mix, sticky tape, memorystick, windows XP Login screen, random bird, pastry, collection of footwear.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# It's good
but it's not right


say what you see, say what you see
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# i did
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# so you did
You're through to the next round!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# hoots!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Oh superman
oh mum & dad

/doesn't think he's got it
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Verticalify it
that there be FP material for shore.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:11, archived)
# ya jinxing it, but I'll have a go
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Super-calor-fragile-Istick-XP-Antheaturner-dough-shoes?
I don't get it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# hamtoucher
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Hurrah!
That's the first time anyone's called me a hamtoucher. I was feeling left out.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# All for you, for the next 3 minutes:
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Time's up
have this instead:

hamtoucher.com/
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Oh dear

*edit* BTW this is especially for DAVE
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Careful woman!!
hee hee!
edit:
especially for DAVE
I wanna let you know what I was going through
All the time we were apart I thought of you

You were in my heart
My love never changed
I still feel the same
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Arf!
It's a gem!

EDIT: Aww! thanks . . .


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:47, archived)
# hatstand
truly hatstand
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Mondo bizarro
Woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, nicely done sir!
and most most woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)
# What in the blazes?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:52, archived)
# best phrase ever
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)
# It's really not.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# b3ta has the best ones still for me
"Cunt it in the fuck!"
"What the shuddering fuck?!"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:53, archived)
# A who with a what now ?
Confusion factor: 87% and rising...
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:54, archived)
# but, but, but...
it's too late for a vaccine!

delightfully fruity.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Heil!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Heil! 'ning!
nice comb over!!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# morning morning
actually I've been up for hours but sod it
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Heil Sheepster.
'Ning.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# 'ning!
EDIT: BOLLOCKS. Just missed my 10,000th post :(
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:40, archived)
# oh noes!
you muppet!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Erm.
If you delete your last few posts you might be able to time-spaz back to 10,000.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:41, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Meh!
Ask Flowerpot if you can borrow this . . .


www.b3ta.com/board/5563009


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:42, archived)
# haha ta
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:49, archived)
# well have a big old Woo anyway
WOO!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:42, archived)
# did you have something prepared?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:43, archived)
# nope :|
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I remember saving a pic
I was going to pootle for my 10000th, then I missed it by about a 100 posts. Glad I never got round to it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Congratumalations
On missing your post

I've a fair few to 3000 yet?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:45, archived)
# slacker!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:46, archived)
# You suck at the internet!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:47, archived)
# good morning
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Hark and stuff!
bunch of fitfull landlubbers rolling through my parade like a fucking bowling ball
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Ning Sheepster
lovely Hitler
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:47, archived)
# he was wasn't he!
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Ta
Couldn't think of anything to scribble so reverted to the default.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:49, archived)
# And why not
have a 'ning cambell for your troubles

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# GIVE ME MY COAT BACK !!!!!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Jinkees!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:29, archived)
# pete burns victim!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# SEXY TIEIEIEIEIEM
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# less of the seams
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
More seams please


woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# thats a bit big at 341k mate , good, but big
try optimising it a tad further and you are there
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Ooh!
you Nazi!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# told you no-one loved me, I won't be missed ;-)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# I'll miss you*
*wont
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# *cries a little*
really?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:34, archived)
# *post telescopic sight for rifle to TFP*


not for long he/she won't.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# hmmmm,
technically, you don't need a rifle, with my blood pressure,
just coming up behind me and shouting 'boo' should do the trick
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# *sneeks*

BOO!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# *goodnight, Gracie*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# has it still not lowered?

i thought you were on meds and stuff to help lower it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:40, archived)
# its got a lot better than it was, thankfully
but still being monitored
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:44, archived)
# monitored?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:54, archived)
# *loves that episode*
/but not as much as 'the stonecutters'
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)
# i was trying to find a pic of where homer was running and they were hypnotically staring at him.

but i couldn't find it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# 'its like a lava lamp'...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# "what's the point of this?"
"No point. I just thought he could use the exercise."
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# you off then?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# I 'may' be away for a while soon
not sure yet
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# oh noes!
am sure you will be missed
even if you are a scary mormon mason!
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, ta!
:-)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:44, archived)
# *dons I <3 TGA tshirt*
oh stop blubbering
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# No seams anywhere
How is Pete Burns a celebrity anyway? What had he done before?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# He was the singer in 80's group 'Dead or Alive'
"You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby..." etc
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# in fact heres a linky to his most famous version of that song...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# purple link means don't clicky for me.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:34, archived)
# not liked he disguised it!
I keep meaning to have a look at home and then forget. Shall I keep forgetting?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:37, archived)
# unless you have a curiosity for dodgy porn swinging in time to the music, then yes
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# But that sounds simply divine!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Sorry, Im at work
No clickage for you!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:35, archived)
# I say
That gentleman's being boned up the arse !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)
# If you play the 45" of that at 33rpm
it's a goth classic!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# If you set the tempo of sunshine of your love by cream
to 150bpm (just under double) but leve the pitch the same (has to be done using mixmeister or acid pro or summint) it sounds like a Hendrix song
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Fair enough
And what happened to his face?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# he used to keep bees in his mouth
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Now with extra Artifacts.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# I didnt know Photoshop had an 'artifact to fuck' button
Woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# ahhh the trick to ulrtra compression lies not with photoshop ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Did you keep hamering the rotate image button?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# nope - I used Corel Photopaint. It has extremely harsh compression.
That wasn't even at 100%

EDIT:

Pic at 10% compression on photopaint


Same pic at Max compresison:


harsh or what
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:41, archived)
# wow!
we're not worthy!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:47, archived)
# artifachocolate!
*chomp*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I'm quite a lot scared of that...
and why has my firefox started using a little red sun instead of the normal firefox redex analogue? Is it the japs?

And has everybody seen this? Is it just me that wants one?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Nice jumpers!
I don't want one, I what fifty two!

they're reasonably priced too.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:34, archived)
# and made of synthetic fibres too!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# They're modern jumper made for young moderns and made with modern materials.
I wouldn't accept anything less.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Satirical
that is.
Woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# FTL!

my eyes, my beautiful eyes.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# *steals Thor's Jar of Eyes
/runs
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Where ya from, you sexy thing yeah

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:19, archived)
# what a gurnard
I wondered if his mic was going to morph into a magenta cock
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# et voila
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:24, archived)
# curly pubes - good detail
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# the sign of a magenta proffesional!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:28, archived)
# ha ha
I knew it couldn't be resisted
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# there following me around the room!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# that creeps me out! have a woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Big Tone and Little Ruthie


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha!
I was going to woganise that clip earlier in the week but I forgot.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# wogan and dr. wally sir?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Good idea, sir.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:22, archived)
# On my desk by 3, Prunes
!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Yay!
'bout feckin' time you did summat! C];0)

Woo!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# That's very special.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Yellow bus special?
Woo for the clip
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:25, archived)
# morning tym! :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Morning!
*is still NOT gay*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# sorry!
i keep forgetting you haven't "come out"
on teh board yet!
will keep it quiet :) *taps nose
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:35, archived)
# But I don't fancy men.
That means I'm not gay.

Shirley?

*ponders*

*Googles*

Yes, I am unhappy and hetrosexual, for sure, yes.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# groovey!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:27, archived)
# G'ning all!



(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:11, archived)
# 'ning! and RIS?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:12, archived)
# 'ning and read the Brian Text!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:13, archived)
# I already have.... still RIS :(
EDIT: gahhhhhhh! haha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Turner Pries open the thingy
you know To Pry?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:15, archived)
# no, it's prys


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:17, archived)
# That's
the Welsh version
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:19, archived)
# There's luvvley, ianeart!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Brian text?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
#
Brian caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# yes he can
yes he can
yes he caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Anthea Turner Prize
AICMFP
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:13, archived)
# wwoooooooo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# 'Ning Sir
more RIS this way!!
Its Friday and my head isnt screwed on!
Bah
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:16, archived)
# hoho!
That's wonderful, David. Stand up and show everyone what you made.

have this wall duck
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:16, archived)
# that's ace
How did you get it in there
*forgets I should be doing some work*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# They hatch out of stones and grow throughout the crevices
I should be doing work too, I'll do it later.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:21, archived)
# *stands up and shows everyone whilst grinning broadly*

EDIT: Woo! to your strangely shaped duck, I'll wager Jimmy would have him in a sandwich before you can say ROLF MAYO!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Jimmy's having a meeting later but I'm not invited
he's hogging all the ROLF MAYO to himself again
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Took me a minute...
Shocking!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:17, archived)
# CLEAR!!


*Shocks*


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Gimme more voltage!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# *increases current*

*lowers voltage*

*tries to change resistance but can't as it's futile*


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:24, archived)
# nevermind
that's ample

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# GROAN!

you missed this last night
www.b3ta.com/board/5560198
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# What makes you think that I am remotely interested?


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:23, archived)
# I dunno *shrugs*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:25, archived)
# posted this last night...thought you may like it
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Excellent!
and one that I have never done before!

Woo!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:29, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Awww that's is so...oooo hang on a mo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Very nicely shopped
a woo for you, almost got a fluffy fuelled hamtoucher it's so good.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# hamstertoucher
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:22, archived)
# gahhh mutant!
still cute though
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Awww
*Cuggles the little freek*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:11, archived)
# woo
is it hamster day?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:51, archived)
# So thats how he cleans his floors


Sorry if bin dun
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# hahahahah that really made me chuckle
woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Chortle
thass funny
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:12, archived)
# ARF.....
Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Mo Fo

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Aha haha...
That's PHat.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Always time for Snoop gags.
Have a related...

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:54, archived)

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