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# Slugs are snails fallen on hard times
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# he he he he
poor homeless slugs

*salts*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# YOU HAVE NO HEART!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# fine!
*peppers*
*grills*
better?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# is *peppers*...
...I don't know... like a slang-word for child abuse?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Bless you.
Do you need a tissue?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Those damn snails
Lording their fancy homes all over those poor slugs.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Joke
Homless man: Big Issue!
Passer-by: Bless-you.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# WOO
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# TRIFLE!


mmmmmm
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Mmm...
I bloody love triffle [Sic]. Although really only for the cream and the custardy stuff on the bottom what your mum makes.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# the custardy stuff is heavenly.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# heretic!
the sponge and fruit go on the bottom!

*fetches petrol and matches
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Actually
you're right and I typed it all wrong.

Please don't set fir*gets engulfed in flames*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# hmm
your embassy is warming me up nicely!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# custardy stuff?
you mean custard?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# I think he means
custody. His likes his dessert to be arrested.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# That's right
They tried to get the banana but he split.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Nooo
custard is runny!

Trifle custard is much firmer.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# THIS IS MY ENORMOUS TRIFLE.


I'm going to need a bigger spoon.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# I WANT TRIFLE !
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# *burns your embassy*
now that's out of the way, that's a nice drawing
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# MY ENORMOUS GLANS HAS BECOME DETATCHED
and now sits atop this delicious dessert, yet still I smile.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Yay
that looks scrummy! *steals spoonful*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
*steals trifle*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# they're lovin' it!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
# *burns embassy*
Woo.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
# *shits in her cunt*
Woo that image.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# C'est très bien, ça !
Bon effort!

ÉDITE: Quelle grossièreté ! Woo et yay.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Le Quo!
Tres woo!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)
# more electric giraffy goodness


and yes, it tiles
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:37, archived)
# hurrah!

(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
# woah
double woah
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# what OS
lets you tile animated GIFs as wallpaper?

/qust a thought.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# i jsut found that out yesterday ;
winduz xp will use anim gifs as wallpaper .

edit: not responsible for any seizures, flashbacks or urges to dress like a hippy that may result
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# and it will drive you MAD
//used to have scary animated wallpaper
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# ..
thats why you do it to other peoples computers when they're out to lunch
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# ooo your right
messes with your eyes though
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# buh
guh wuh...
damn you! i *had* to fuckin test that out, didn't i?


now my eyes are borked.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Tiling giraffes, eh?

I wrote to you, check your gmail :)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# very cool. i have vertigo now
thanks for the link, email, thats some cool scripting you be doing
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:44, archived)
# No, but I gotta tiny giraffe or two
 

 
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# nice legs !
giraffe ain't bad, either
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Tiny giraffe?
Any excuse:
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/tg2.html
(link to a wonderful Flash animation by Spacefish)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I remember that one


(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# That kinda looks
like the floaty spot thingies in front of your eyes when you've been staring at a light.

Weu!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:44, archived)
# *knows*
Phosphenes!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# jrafs!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Haha!
Nice ending.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# I was expecting
"'cause you gotta have faith" to kick in.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# This ^
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# I really like the character drawings in that,
but you have a serious over punctuation problem with putting commas in overly-long full stop pauses..............................,..,.....................,,,.......................................
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# AAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The comma,.....the comma!!!!!!! YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

(I DIDN'T INVENT DFILM, I JUST USED IT TO MAKE THAT SHITE)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAPITALS AND WAY TOO MANY EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:37, archived)
# AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
The word GOD,...the word of GOD!!...Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus Christ, it's ' G O D'!!!!???!!!! Shiiiit!!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# If you'd have added a '1' to those exclamation marks...
you'd have just broken every rule of messageboard netiquette in the history of the world ever.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# i wish soomeone
would enlighten me about this one day.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# I can simplify it.

"Don't be a cunt."
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# yes,
enough of them around here already.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# lol
very nice - but next time i want more giant rabbits (or tiny small men)

news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/entertainment_enl_1138969867/img/1.jpg
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Adverts you don't expect to see on the b3ta newsletter
I had to read the title of this one twice.

(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# haha
actually that's *exactly* what I'd expect in the b3ta newsletter, dunno where you've been!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# aaah! face on a stick!
I actually admire that woman a lot, face transplant is a pretty intense thing!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
#
Having your face chewed off by your pet is pretty intense too I guess..
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Especially if it's a gerbil
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Or a manatee
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Oi!
There's nothing wrong with us!

(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# sure isn't, sweet thing
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# ^BEWARE!^
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# well exactly
and being able to do something (risky but) proactive about it. I think if my face were mauled by a dog I'd basically just sit in my house miserable for the rest of my life.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# I bet that gets the blood pumping
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# I admire her too!
It would be like getting a BJ off a dead lass and a spaz faced lass all at once...hurrah!


*hides*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha!
you sick freak!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# You'd pay to watch
You bitch!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# The Immunosuppressive drugs are the worst part
very harsh resulting in failed kidneys, liver, etc. and cost aprox. $2000 a month.

still....
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# damn you
i was just about to do something just like that.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# pfft!
 
b3tan* before I even turn on my 'puter.

woo, and yay!

* had the same kind of thoughts watching the news this morning
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# haha!
That reminds me of the video to Girls by Prodigy for some reason...
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# the truth at last
woo
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# haha
Woo!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# shbouncy!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Rather special
Wooo!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# weeeeee
it's all fun and games till a strut breaks.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
I like it.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# do thay ever get tired
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# woo
*hits 'iloikesdis' button*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Yay!
I love this. It reminds me of ecelectech, and I can't think of many better compliments
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# yeah she has those blobs too
but mine are uglier :)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# that's quite disorienting
woo
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Hurray!
I do like that. *clicks*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Hoooooom!
This makes me giggle :)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# hehe
I like that :D
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# thats woosome is that
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# wow
i like this!
no - i love this!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# rar
drawn together fan detected
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# who? what?
never seen it
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)
# it's my 1st b3taday Woo!

So I'm pearosting, hope you all don't mind :)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# haha! Happy b3taday!
Piss off, Andre!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# You coulda reposted something funny
at least.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Don' be mean now...
it am teh fluffy teim!

www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/

edit: Your drawings are the best.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# i place JIHAD ON YOU
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# nah... I don't mind
it's a messageboard. WYH to your 1st!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# pea roasting! pea roasting! argh!

Have a woo anyways as its your b3taday - now go and donate :-) and 'Ning all
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha love it!~
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Ive done the three others too sir...
*just need to wait for the right moment to unleash them....*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha
what a sin!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# happy b3taday have some cake
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# yay for cake of cats
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Oh my.
*nbsp;
That's wonderful..

woo!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# woo, b3taday cats :)
ta
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Yay look what i did
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# aww
lovely
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# lully
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# That is very nice indeed
Is there a 'water effect' feature in some program that I don't know about?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# search almathera on msn
for the photoshop plugin
tis the first one
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Cheers
Now all I need is some patience and talent...
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# this tutorial helps
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# a standalone I know of
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Thanks both
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# or nature illusion studio
legitimately acquired of course
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Oh how cute
is he dreaming of being kissed by a beautiful princess, or just about to fall in to his watery death?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# probably neither
as frogs don't usually die from falling into water :P
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Looked like a hydrophobic tree frog
to me...

*frantic lying*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# he might if it was DEATH WATER!
woo to teh pic!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# he's looking at his own reflection
and he thinks hes drowning. right now he's working out the best way to save himself
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# you did a frog
nice rippel
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# I love you
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# that frog is exquisite
can't say much for the water ripples though ;)

woo!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# ooo
that's marvelous
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Isn't she looovely...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# awwww
I solemnly swear to never marry ANYONE from b3ta.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# curses!

*throws down £8million wedding ring*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# £8 million you say?
*considers*

can I pawn it and then divorce you?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# That's just CRUEL
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# well at least I'm asking nicely!



diinnnnnneerrr tiiiiiiiiiiime

back lataz
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Me too!
Only it's easier for me to say that as there is an overdose of testosterone on here.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# would you really WANT to though?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Depends who asked!


I don't discriminate based on web-browsing habits.

EDIT: That sounded a lot more serious than I meant it to.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# actully...they arn't all hidious are they
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# erm... depends what hidious means...
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# oh shush
I can't spell
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# arf!
sorry...
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# not even Golden Fanjita
it would be a crazy party if all members turned up
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# haha
I love fanj, but not like that
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# aw go on, I love a good wedding
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# rats
not even if a sexy intelligent nice well spoken rich man joined?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# When that happens
let us know. ;)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# 3 years, 8 months and 15 days ago
but he's taken. I think he's the only one.

edit: maybe i will add modest to the list too.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# haha
you're too cute for me anyway, my boyfriends are all ugly :P
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# rrrruuuubbiisshh*


*not the ugly bit.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Sorry but just had to do this
media.putfile.com/horses76


please tell me its bindun
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
#
Can audio have seams?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# that one does
so yes they can

i hope this does not revive the old bandwagon

(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# I love horses
They're my friends.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# I have to admit
That cracked me up rather a lot
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Horse necrophilia
An interesting concept in song
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# That made me giggle
more than it should have
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# David Cameroon
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Snork :D
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Heh heh heh
I don't like him.

(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# *tries to click for sexy version*
Oh boo, it didn't work :-)

I love your newsmashes and my fingernails are pretty frosted pink today.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Thanks!
Mine are still all of the broken, but I have a new Hello Kitty nail polish set which will be used as soon as I grow them back!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Hello Kitty eh?
*covets*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# yes
woo rouf
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Oooh
Very good.

:-)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)
# well done
woo
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# nicely done that man!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# The enigmatic glare.
Nice shoppage
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# arf
top shoppage
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# I can shout louder than BRIAN BLESSED
See?


RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# I can't hear anything...
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Well...
... he's using a mute
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# i bet you cant
no one can
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# true
But i try my hardest...
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Is Syndrome your Dad?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
^this
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# woooo
you're a bum hat...a massive one. johnny big bollocks etc etc
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Hey!
I have that same Nightmare Before Xmas poster on my wall!

Or had, before the cat decided to redecorate...
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# O slalom Bin Laden... :o)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)
# I like the source image.
but am RISed out and not sufficiently hatstanded.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)
# In which case...
...wheel out the ham :D
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)
# K.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)
# I've no ham, I've touched some...
...corned beef.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# You sick fuck.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Total Fez transplant
It was a painstaking operation

sorry if its bindun! my first post.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:41, archived)
# too huge!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:42, archived)
# What on earth made you think it would have been done?
Hatstand and well worth a woo.

Welcome.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:42, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)
# FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Goodness me!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)
# I've not seen it done
so have a woo and a welcome Jaffa cake!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)
# hahahaha
at least the filesize is small - you get a woo from me! :)
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)
# yah
im sorry about the hugity!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# BIG!


where are my manners. nice transplant dear boy.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# GER!
lo sexy :) how're you?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)
# hey gorgeous
I'm doing fairly well thank you, although I think I may have a cold on the way. grrr.
And how about your lovely self?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)
# i'm doing allright
i only have my cough left from my flu

and i can't find ANYONE local to go to see mighty boosh with!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# aww
at least your getting better. Know if fun with dick and jane is any good? My GF wants to go to the cinema friday.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Loving the fez action
Utterly bonkers
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)
# :-)
YAAAAAAAAAAY!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Sporkion


Animal Object #2
1
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:35, archived)
# I love you.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:36, archived)
# cor!
*clicks*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Sporks are just the best .... ever.
Incidentally, what was the best invention before sliced bread?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Bondage.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Ha Probably
Woo
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:40, archived)
# unsliced
bread
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:37, archived)
# the bread slicing machine
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:38, archived)
# A knife surely!!
ningall
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:38, archived)
# That's what i was thinking.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:40, archived)
# The wheel.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:39, archived)
# ...
erm.... bread
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Bread???
Fucksocks. I've been slicing my beard all this time for nothing.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:40, archived)
# No beard can ever be sufficiently sliced.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)
# maybe when you hit skin!?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# The bread slicer
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# YAY.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Good stuff!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Most excellent
woo yay
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha
(:
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:40, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Wooooooyay
Nice.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Sorry.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Bigger!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Why on earth did you just say that to yourself?
You are mad. AICMFP.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Well,
it is your five pounds after all.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:35, archived)
# True.
I fear you have beaten me.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Jerry Spammer?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:33, archived)
# pfft.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:34, archived)
# pffft indeed.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:34, archived)
# hoho!
I recognise that spam
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Yes,
Sorry about that.

I'm just sorting out my lunch for tomorrow and, for the first time, I am a little bit excited about DTF.

Bet I miss it like I did today.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 19:36, archived)
# LOLROTFL111!!!!
I got one in the gmail box the other day:

"UR COCK IS TOO SMALL!"
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)

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