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# Some silliness...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# ooohhhh....
that burns.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *hork*

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Urg!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Very Little Britain!
Lovely.

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# unleash the piss?
hahah *hork* is a great word for regurgitating piss
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
reminds me of "stand by me"
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# mmm...
cherries.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# :)


sick balls!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# argh
not a good picnic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# ?
What did you Google to get the source pic (not the cat)?

Me likey! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Picture courtesy of Auntie.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Fear Tesla's seam cat
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Yeah
(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Patent pending
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *pokes*
www.b3ta.com/board/5763149
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# ha ha!
www.b3ta.com/board/5763314
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# haha!
www.b3ta.com/board/5763336
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
# ho ho
www.b3ta.com/board/5763332
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Yak yak!
www.b3ta.com/board/5763345
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:28, archived)
# wakka wakka
www.b3ta.com/board/5763345
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
harsh
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# but fair
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
eewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# 'noon Mr Wasp
'ows fings?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)
# howdy cunders
things are hungover but grand.
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Far too much work going on...
...it's not natural :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# bleh
how alarming!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaha
*buys one *
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# i just caught this...
www.b3ta.com/board/5763149

class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha!
what the fuck was that about?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# 4dams suggestion for JJ time
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# It was a JJ suggestion
www.b3ta.com/board/5763127
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha!
www.b3ta.com/board/5763288
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Grand!
that's the kind of suggestion I like, and a quality drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
/sells flour on ebay now
(duck Quack !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# 'noon all

No hummus today so just shopped monkeon's alpaca thingy
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# vastly improved
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# very nicely done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Is it
a push-me or a pull-you?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# It would
never win those rosettes it looks so proud of with only two legs.

/harsh but true.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Not even
at the Northwest two-legged alpaca showcase?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# It might
at the special alpaca olympics, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)
# ...


edit/ sorry should have been this
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Well... it worked for me...
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(Poundshop Graphics Tablet)


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Yay for cocks!

 
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(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# oh yes!
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# that is a lot of work there, impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Yay to this :D
have a mindfuck
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# yippy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# bandwagon
(dredwerker bored sig, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# From from?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# damn you for noticing that :)
(dredwerker bored sig, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)
# th.. thats cc.....ccccc..cccoooo.....
fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Yay to those rebellious Micks
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Has anyone seen it...
(etc)

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# can you ask around for a Mrs O'Problem
first name, Bea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# smell my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# anything to do with this?
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5763196
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# hehehe!
By the way if anyone's remotely interested...

One of my pics made The Sun's Top 25 Virals this week (and they left my tag on!): No 23
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2006120519,00.html

(I say this here cos my family, colleagues etc wouldn't have a clue...)

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# oh they could of picked a good one at least....
page filler
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Bah...
(wasn't one of yours, I note...)

:o)

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# i'm too cool for the Sun
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Ah yes - you're a Daily Mail chap!
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# *scare mongers*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Talking of which...
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
Good work
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# There were a few in the Metro this morning I think
That looked familiar to my bleary eyes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# yes
there was bob door's camden signpost and some other things.
the camilla as a horse was one too...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# ah yes...
www.metro.co.uk/galleries/gallery.html?in_gallery_id=122&in_page_id=3&in_image_id=4738

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# what is Andrew Mc Davies' back story?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Christ.
Someone at work today got a whole bunch of crusty, salty bread rolls and coated them with green icing. As her boss I felt guilty and ate one in front of her.

AAAARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Theres someone at my college called
Mike Hunt.

Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# At Morrisons in Skipton
There is a bloke called Mike Hunter working. Every time the PA woman calls him I wee a little bit

Also fact
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# hahahaha. Ace...
My Dad's old boss was called Richard Duck.

He called himself Dick Duck for short...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Quack
...
(duck Quack !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# When I was at university there was a guy in my course called
Ewan Kerr

That is a fact too
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# oh dear me...
i think the parents do it on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# i worked with a young timid bloke who was unfortunate enough
to of been called timmy by his parents, mr and mrs Mallet
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I think so
the poor guy got laughed at nearly eveyday
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Used to work with someone called...
...Richard Head

AND he LIKED to be called Dick!
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# in dove holes
near buxton, there's a firm called 'Michael Hunt Carpets ltd'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# And I believe there's a sanitary protection firm called
Michael Hunt Feminine Hygiene Products Ltd

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] As I recall,
this was just one of a range of celebrity endorsed products.



I think there was also a vibrating drug addict endorsed by Whoopie Goldberg.

P.S., Top ae da mornin' tae ya.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# How rare!
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# vere
that's some good vibrations
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Not in my name.
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(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# oops,
you dropped this "if"

much woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I like that
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# iblobby

(dredwerker bored sig, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# normally i'd slag this off
cos its a bandwagon thats been done to death.
but i actually quite like this for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# :)
y thank you
(dredwerker bored sig, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Blobby Darko
(dognutz, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# hungry hungry hippos!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Why are you wearing that stupid ironman suit?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# take off the mask
oh,
*you're not wearing one
you ugly bastad :)

*may not be a direct quote from the film
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Did somebody say it was sick joke hour??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# ppfft
he forgot the bread
(far q is still lurking, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is grand!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# hehe!
I live above a shop which used to be the gun shop where he bought the gun from for that. So in effect, I sold him the gun...no hang on...

/tenuous link
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# blip blip blip bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip blip

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# blippedy blip blip!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# my wife has broken your toilet
but it is ok, i have fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# i hope you washed your hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# you love the
70's glam!

(where's our newsletter? =( )
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Camden
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# is that a guiness?
gotta love the guiness...


snakebite is also good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Aye
t'be sure... begorrah! etc.

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# um.....
ragrooogh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# have another
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# it looks like it might bite.
i'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Or a man size one...




(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Pearoast teim

bigger!
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# go on then


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I see your mulled Guinness and raise you
Mulled Monkey Beer.. mmm, that warm yet crisp taste!


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Cor!
*salivates*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# 'ere!
I made a GCDC at the Oxford bash in moment of rare guinness fuelled hummus - piccies were taken but i havent seen 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooo!
ark at Mr big boy! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# beep
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# bit of red eye there...
Was it drawn after the B3TA bash??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# blip indeed
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# blip blip
did you trace a real picture there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# sparkly...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I really can't tell you what happened here
even if you are a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# your victory is at hand
(Kezza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# ?
?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# That is cocking ace!
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Haha!
that's top - got the original handy? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# I made it last week
lemme see

*pause music plays*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# here
it's almost half a meg though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!!
thats looks rather painful........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# What a fuckwit
Dead? Or at least well maimed?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
milk -> Nose

You're a superstar!
You didn't have to go to the trouble of stuffing a bottle rocket up your hog's eye to entertain us tho*




*although it was appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# That guy
His last words: "Hey fellas! Watch THIS!"
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# haha
add that to the list of famous last words
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# fuggin' 'ell :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# cripes
where's that from?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# ah ah ah
YAY to exploding Magenta cock!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# amsterdam sucks!
new york is a waste of time! to hell with london and certainly fuck frankfurt! THIS IS THE THUNDERDOME!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRE!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Oh ye Gods...
that's hysterical!

/edit and it's even funnier on my mobile phone...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
this is top of the pops
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# howdy pop pickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaha
absolutely magic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# nurse
fetch my lesbian separating wrench, it's happened again!

edit: didn't think I'd have to use that phrase again after the last incident
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# i'd love to feltch your lesbian wench
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *hands over wench*
feltch away!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# A happy
paddy's day to y'all...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# arf..

click for bigger version
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# oioi hehehe
yo bro great picci
(rob2005, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 4:22, archived)
# Booze is indeed ace
Also
www.b3ta.com/links/3678
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# boing
a good day for musicians like me too! Lots of money to be earned!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Yay,
milk it for all it's worth Mr Milkman :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# I do
I'm always Irish this weekend every year, and I always earn lots of money
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Edward O'Brien's Cat



Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Cave's Cat, Alzheimer's Cat, Röntgen's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Vonnegut's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Hull's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat,, Jusus' Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat

(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it and Poisoned Monkey did Tesla's Cat before I could finish it.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# well, i dont get it
but, WOULD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
# i think you already did
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Needs more gaffer tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)
# radiohead?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
# No, the IRA one.
I knew that was going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha!
*taps nose
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# ah
*notices irish flag*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Don't you mean
Gunther von Hagen's cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Isn't
that princess Dianas Cat
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# you cunt

I feel sick now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Is poor timing the reason that I've seen another of your cat pics every time I've come here the last few days?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Could you link that?
Since it's grim as fuck...
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# No.
It's far less unpleasant than a lot of B3ta images, the fact that it happens to be a cat doesn't make it any grimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# How many
pictures of disemboweled people/animals have you seen on B3ta, then?

(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# occasionally he needed a whiff
but found himself a bit embarrased when facing Leni's camera's..

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# fecking brill!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
#
I love the way how he seems to think "ok, take the flowers away now love... hihi, silly girl"
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# superb
 
 
 
that is all...
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Im not sure
if this is NSFW, but it made me giggle like a loon, crazy japanese:video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2644445570646904549&q=hard
In fact, its not in the slightest nsfw, but it does make one feel sorry for the lady behind the desk
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# links board?
edit: If he tried that in a british company they'd call security pretty quickly I think. Very odd. I wish I could speak japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Ham
Toucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Threadjack
I love this picture...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# he he

my aunt has two alpacas.

she also runs an alpaca knitware firm.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# haha
do they make special alpaca shampoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# FRANK MINGE!!!
WILD HASLETT!!

or seriously, a pig wearing a top hat in a posh restaurant ordering paté de fois gras
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# a pirate of penzance
(may be biased)
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# is penzance a good place to visit?
(Kezza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)
# I have no idea.
But I'll tell you where is a good place to visit: the Nottingham Arts Theatre, where I'll be playing a pirate & policeman
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hmm
i DO like pirates...

in fact I've recently met this fine looking lass who likes to dress up as a pirate on occasion.
Irony not wasted on the fact that she's short, has brown/red hair and mischevious demenor.
(Kezza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)
# will i be shot at during the performance?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# A monket eating pomegranite with a st pats hat on
drinking Guiness
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# an irish criac
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# draw a fantastic idea for a game.
(Kezza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Done that.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
# again!
*prepares tools of theivery*
(Kezza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# ....did it again, too.....
....and again.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# again?
when was this?
(Kezza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)
# *is silent*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)
# well...
I would try and get the alien bunnies past the ERSB if it weren't totally impossible.
(Kezza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Joos
Lots of Joos
(duck Quack !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# haha
I thought my monitor had borked then
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# i found out that an ATI raedon creates stuff looking like that
if one of it's capacitors explodes
(Kezza, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
# are you the kezza I've met?
You need to remember your password!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# My gran,
licking a gibbons sweaty scrotum, while a disabled hobo inserts forks into her tattered anus
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
# wouldn't that be easier for you to draw
seeing as it's happening right in front of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I'm far too busy
masturbating to draw anything

/edit i can neither draw tramps my gran forks or gibbons. But i TRIED!

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)
# i've got a photo of this for reference if it helps.............
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Christ
on a bike
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# christ on a segway
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Meerkat on a segway?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# fudge
This is a nifty ol' animation. Shatner also approves of the choices

(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# My first out-load laugh of the day.
Sir (or madam) I salute you!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# trains on bears
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Drunken fairies causing a ruckus
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)
# my giant fucking sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Jack The Denizen
vs the dragon in the Alexis comic
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# 12 Monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# beards
on trains
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# That's some party trick...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
nicely....... i like this a lot!!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# fuckin soupherb!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
that is the tits! TM
Official
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Hatstand!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Ha ha!
Quality as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# hahahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# top stuff sir
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ROFLZORRZ!

This is bloody special.
*clicks like a high-speed clicking machine in overdrive*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# haha
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# New product

Only for posh people, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Fantastic! Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# But Joanna Lumley says you don't have to be posh!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# She may say you don't have to be posh...
..but Barry Scott DEMANDS that you are!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Cor!
I get so aroused when he gets all bossy and demanding!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# He's rubbish!
he left pooh on the toilet seat.

beat him, hard
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha ha!
wash my socks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Haha... Oooh shiny tupence, that sounds rude!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# ^^^this^^^
made my day! hooray!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# lybians!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha
and seamless too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# The seams are for effect...
Very expensive CGI!! :op
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
this is awesome! woo!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Ah ah ah
Look at his head popping out on the 4th frame...

Genius!
(duck Quack !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# yay for tuppences
Fannytastic!

woo for pic also, obviously
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# wahey
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] All apologies for size
Image hosting by Photobucket

edit: Bowing to the pressure of the flock, here is
the pocket edition catalog
(cox2inhibitor, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# ohhh
thats gotta chafe
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Textured surface
Bound to, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)
# No apologies for this then
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha....
To fookin right!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# bigger?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Tho not larger than an orbital entity, sufficiently large for a tourist attraction.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# my what a
brilliantly optimised post

edit: i hate it when people say, "no apologies for size." you might as well say "i havent read and understood the FAQ, and im an inconsiderate, lazy, fuckin' nob-end"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)

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