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# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Depends...how much did you pay for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# PAY!
wash your mouth out with bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# You should get a job on Catchphrase
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# say what you see
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# dead people
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# JOB!
wash your mouth out with bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# bleach
wash your mouth out with....

oh no hang on!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# absinthe
absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# it certainly does. I love that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Yay, I have just returned from a one-week trip to Malta!
Have a picture of some cats I found:

By the way, don't trust ebookers.com, they really mucked us about, and they are all scammers! They changed my flight times, and did not bother telling me!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 2 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# cars?

o!...cats
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# how did they taste?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Jeez
Bet it Pen n Inks there.
(Andropov, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# They is the special Malta cats

experts at finding lost contact lenses
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# ... yay!
kittens
(Azzek!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# i went to malta
and it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Amen
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# i live in malta
and this is what i found in my drive-way the other day
i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/cartolo/kittin.jpg
not so fluffy.. :/
(supervixen, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:56, archived)
# hmm, maybe I should do some work
(pdjpdj, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha acetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# hahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# haha
and groan
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Haha
"No, I actually wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit"
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# No, work is bad...
More visual punnage please

Arf & Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# got to get back to work
my email is in my profile ta mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I've sent you an email
'Ready Steady Cook' in subject line
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:52, archived)
# pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
That is really, indeed great

*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# haha!
class.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# The words "Insurance Quote" and "Happy" don't belong together!

There's Always A Back Story - What's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Bitter?



/setup
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Dubai?
(pdjpdj, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# No she went of her own accord
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Guess the opera
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Erm... The Magic Flute?
haha
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Would you like to see my magic flute?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Oooh nice
*blows*
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Come on darlin'
Play me another tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# hmmm
seems a bit flat...
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Give it a twist
And the beautiful music will flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Aha! I know what the problem is!
it's a piccolo...
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# It's a fucking bassoon mate
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Haha
Baboon indeed...

Enough of this madness!
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Just because you can't play it right
Rik's excellent at it. Much better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Should've said "French or German fingering?"
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# penny whistle
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# marriage of figaro
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Almost
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Nuptial arrangement of figaro?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Marriage of figaro
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Gotterdammerung?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Marriage of Pomegranatearo
Where's my prize?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# is it
"You may now kiss the pommy, right?"
(gutbeat, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# decided I am without talent
(NudeAvenger likes to eat rocks, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# ha ha!!
i appreciate your effort :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Seams fine to me...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# and me
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# haha

great!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I see you have been using this software:


Your pic made me laugh though, so have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha!
that's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# pfft
have a Sidney Orprah House
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
#
woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# An excuse to post a piccy
Soap opera

(Smokey the Weasel, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# tomato
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *pummels mightily for terrible punnage*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Drawing pin?
\needlessly pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Drawing pun
more like
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# What leningrad said! Gah!
Make it stop!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# great
another tacky tomato film
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# doh!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# an octopus with mittens
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# More of that evil little man with the big knives
and more sequential art...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# A spider
Looking all happy cos a pie's just got caught in his web.
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# mmmmm pie
;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# mwhahahahaha
this is the best lunch ever
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# You sir, are a loon
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# The Mekon, on a Space Hopper
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# A catterpillar
on the moon
(duck Quack !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# GREY CIRCLES
WHITE TEXT
RED TOMATOES
GREEN PEPPERS
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Jasper the racoon with a saucepan stuck on his head
sitting in the doctor's waiting room tapping his watch because he's been sitting there for and hour and a half. If only jasper had used a proper helmet instead of his mother's best soup pan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# The tooth fairy
moonlighting as a lapdancer to earn some extra money to feed her voracious cocaine habit.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# okay
Scarlet showing the SA gang the magic beans she bought instead of doing the shopping
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# An astute newt
with a lute and a flute.
(The Flux Ox, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Looting the yute
of a coot
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Funk Force 5
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# The sequential art crew
on a roller coaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 2 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# the filth from under Prescott's foreskin
having a pyjama party that descends into being a depraved orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Nasty!
I have run out of imaginations
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# I am returning to shorter suggestions
as an environmentally friendly energy-saving measure.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Guardian angel on her lunch/ciggerette break
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# ...
Combat Wombats!
(HowlingWelshman omg hi, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# dunnah dunnah dunnah dunnah


confession: I pinched the characters from here


site
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Chortle !
I wasn't expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# hhahahaha
Yay for batman and his tiny square cock
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Holy Pixellated Penis Batman!
*clicks repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# This is officially hatstand and will be my favourite thing for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Congrats
on your LOTD.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Ta mate :)

Those Doubting Thomas aren't so clever now are they eh! eh! nudge nudge eh!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hahah
Verily that is good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# heheh
did you draw his cock with an etch-a-sketch?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
how unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# holy throbbing batschlong!
and it's not even magenta!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# haha
hello mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# lo!

bash time appraoches once more
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hurrah for Harlequin of Hate!

(A Different Mr.Tea, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# PAM!

that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# ahh lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# yay for bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
#
(pdjpdj, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# pot the red one!
woo
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Uff right up the exhaust pipe
and an excuse to post this:



Ooh 4dam you filthy filthy boy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
She's gonna get it good
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha
the bastardess!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# OMFG LOLZ!!!1!!
That's very very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# I'm just riding the wave...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=638

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I know, I love those'nes
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Utter
clarse
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# I don't know why...
...but this has been making me giggle for twenty minutes now. Maybe it's the use of the term "mimsy hole"...

Woo yay houplah and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 2 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I heard on the radio when I woke up
that in some NASCAR race yesterday 17 cars finished within 1 second of each other. What a dull fucking "sport".
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# A Scottish Dogin

wallpaper version | more wallpapers
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# woo
*feeds jaffa cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# That's lovely
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Blimey...it's you...in the afternoon...Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Superb!
Woo!
*feeds pedigree breadcrumbs*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Yay!
Most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Oi
he just bits off my arm

*tries to wave*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# excelent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# They can't hide forever...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# haha
what are they doing in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Eating pies
and bumming I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I wish to file a complaint!
You sold me a faulty 60 Watt kitten!


updated this one.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# ooh super freaky!
woo and yay

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# you cheap bastard
get a 100w kitten next time :D
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# This^^
That's just too bad
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# the third frame is just not needed.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I'm losing the will to li.........
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# ..ck custard off a...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# ....glistening nubile young...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# piglet wearing....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ...ankle socks and...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ..a fuck off strap on.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# pfffttttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# ...lison moyet's fat g...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# rannys warty.......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# ... left n....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ...otched mimsy l...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# ...string
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ...rimy min...

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ...ge and greasy old ch..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Jesus wept!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# puns against humanity
argh
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahahhaha this I loikes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# haha
classic stuff
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Pffft
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Fucking hell
You've got the Tim Vine DVD too then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha.
He is my hero.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah
He's great. I've been annoying Mrs V all weekend with his one-liners
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ^ this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# The continuing adventures of Charlie Brown - Sexual Deviant


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(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
Best one yet!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ahahahhaa
noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# oh my!
Yay for use of the word "shitter"



(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha
Hurrah for rimming!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *comes up for air*
hurrah indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *snort*
That made me larf, that did!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# reverse
quo!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Yay to interspecies bum sex :D

More of this please
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# haha
good grief
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# yeah, it's ok i spose.....
secret pffffffffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ...
I liked the other ones.
(ieatbananas, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# good god
where did you find the original?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Combinations of various strips found here:
www.snoopy.com/comics/peanuts/archive/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# ha ha!
only the words have been shopped!

and your sig was a great game :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Huzzah! You win at life!
My sides hurt.

P.S. What were Snoopy and Woodstock up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Pee-Bob, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# OMG! HA HA HA!!
This is the best...FP IT NOW!!!

*clicks madly*
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# LOL!
You am are the Winnerest!
(zerodin has magical powers., Wed 3 May 2006, 1:25, archived)
# I'm wondering...
what in the world the original of this was?? mind posting?
(ArdenD, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:31, archived)
# Here:
www.snoopy.com/comics/peanuts/archive/peanuts-20060429.html

The original may not have featured dog sex.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:15, archived)
# You...
...sick, perveted little twunt!

Well done!
Woo!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# ??

bored :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha
Art Arf
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Woof
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# top headswappage
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# That is excellenty shopped...have this woo
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Ning Dave
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Who is this Dave that you talk too?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# everyone's dave innit?
I just didn't think you'd want me to be calling you by your real name on here, Cyril
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# sneer
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Oh that's ok then...I thought for a minute you had mistaken me for that keerrraaaazzzzyyyyy punmeister Dave the Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# top shoppage!
TJ: can anyone on here record a digital copy of the telly? me and the pony might be on ready steady cook tonight but i forgot to set the DVR to record it! doh!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# what time is it on? And what channel?
I don't watch TV normally.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# i don't know i'll check
edit:
4:25pm - 5:10pm
BBC2
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# What's wrong with plain old VHS?
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# i want someone to send it to me via the internets!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# What's wrong with snail mail?
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I WANT IT NOW!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# You want the fucking moon on a stick you do.
What time's it on? I might watch it.
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# 4.25 BBC2
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Ta.
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# real, windows, quicktime or mpeg?

(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# anything would do so long as it is reasonable quality
i would love you forever
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Half hour of mp4
would probably come at around 600MB at a decent quality.
You got a FTP account? Or could use something like dropload
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# i can set my pc up as an ftp server if that is easy for you
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# that'd be fine
btw, got me maths mixed up - mp4 would be around 90M per half hour.
You got an email address you don't mind posting on the board?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# phew 90mb sounds easily doable!
email in my profile (if you read this) i'll prompt you if i see you up there ^^^
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# How woo!
I'll try & remember to VirtualDub it.
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Woah...the fanj on pony on the telly...cooorrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# i can record it and send it if you want
what time /channel?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# 4.25-5.10pm BBC2
i had my b3ta shirt on

REPRESENTING MUTHAFUCKAS
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# okey smokey.
will try to figure out how to set it up
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# What ingredients did you take?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# we're only in the audience
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# *is disappointed*
*cancels afternoon off*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# make sure you post it on here
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Top swap!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Yay!
This board needs more art.
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# that freaks me out!
in a good way!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I would
both
(I helped save b3ta! Pee-Bob, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Did someone say lunch?

For lunch today I will be enoying two tuna and sweetcorn sandwiches,
a macaroni pie, an apple, a tangerine, a banana, two bags of seabrooks,
some water and some tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Yay!
erm a tin of something and an apple
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Have a tin of beans and an apple
and some cheese
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I've actually consulted the label
and it is a tin of Beans with Prok Sausages

And I've also found a Banana
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# mmMMMmm
prok.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Best of all the maets
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# have a tin of apple sauce
and an apple
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Bogies
I need to go out shopping..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Braw!
nothing beats a big plate of cold bogies. Are the bogies yours or someone elses?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Mine
I finished the others last night..

/edit: Yay! I found a bacon and egg sarnie purchased yesterday from Vienna train station! *munches*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Good stuff
homegrown bogies are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# homemade pizza
(pdjpdj, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Braw!
what flavour of pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# and
TUTT said she was having a big bowl full of good luck for her driving test
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Braw
Pass this good luck on to her from me

10 good luck
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# A cheese ham and mayo sandwich
a packet of cool original doritos
an oxtail cup a soup
a snickers
tea (lashings of)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Not a bad lunch
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Greets!
Sandwiches, Cheesy NikNaks, Flapjack, Coke.
And perhaps later.. BIRTHDAY CAEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# pfffft
mmmm caaaaaaykke
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# LOL WTF?
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Smashing!
and happy birthday (if it's your birthday). You shounld have the sandwiches cut in to small crustless triangles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# pret
sarnie - is all
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# what flavour of sarnie?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Tuna tuna tuna
And rolf mayo
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw
and the best kind of mayo, that's the type Jimmy likes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Pork pie
obviously. Ham cheese and chutney sandwiches. Coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw starter
and good main course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Today I am having
Two ciabatta rolls, stuffed with chilli con carne, and topped with a cheese, wholegrain mustard and guinness topping, toasted under the grill untill nicely browned. A Chiken tikka salad, with homemade raita, and a lime and corriander dressing, and a blackcurrant barvois for desert. All washed down with a couple of pints of ice cold lager.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Git!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# hahahaha
I love working in a pub. You get to bring home great food for your days off.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# ponce!
/edit: ponce pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# blinkiing braw lunch!
great work!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# That genuinely
sounds fucking lush
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Lamb and potato stew
and rice pudding. And tea of course
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Excellent choice of stew
have cabbage with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
I have some thick cut ham, a block of red leicester and brie, 3 pickled oinions, some diced yellow pepper and salad, 2 plump tomatos. Together with some homemade bread. Mustard + Horseradish. Washed down with a can of John Smiths
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# *slobbers*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# oooh...
That sounds bloody nice.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# That lunch is almost as good as bennyhillslovechilds lunch
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Chips and baked beans and gravy
and tea
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# baked beans and gravy!!!!
Dear God no!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# philistine !

baked beans and gravy...to use the DtF vernacular...is BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Baked beans AND gravy?
You crazy!
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Loopier than a loppy thing on planet loop

:)

'noon Miss
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Hello
I replied to your email eventually. :)
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Beans and gravy is just crazy,
you could get worms and go blind eating that. Only David Blaine could get away with consuming beans and gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I take it I'll be getting the lunch of the day award then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha !
If it was down to me you would.
I see nothing wrong with beans and gravy.
I like the point where the bean sauce blends into the gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# You sir are a Connoisseur and are deserving of great praise
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Yes, I am.
but so sir, are you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Funny that you should mention that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I admire your lunchtime bravery

Congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Huzzah !
I heartily approve !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# *heartily agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# pot noodle
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Bah!
have some food with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Mmmm...tea...
Today for lunch I had:

Rice (special fried with all sorts of yummy bits in)
Water (lemon and ginger flavour)
Chocolate (dark)
Dried apricots (unsulphured)
Tea (white)
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Hurrah for unsulphured apricots
You should have cranberries too - and perhaps some Almonds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# There aren't any cranberries here
I might have some almonds though.
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Braw!
but I prefer my apricots smothered in sulphur and a pinch of potassium.

I hope you have egg in your fried rice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Yes, yes I do
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Braw indeed!
peas too?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Nope, broccoli
Higher in iron, what us veggies need.
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrgh!!
too busy
and i have to go bank to pay my credit card too :(
not gonna have any time left to eat...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Eat your credit card
Then you'll solve two problems at once. :)
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# with mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Now is not the time to be paying off credit cards
leave that until tomorrow and have a steak and onion baguette
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# A lovely All Organic Big Breakfast
Cumberland Sausage
3 Rashers of Bacon
2 Lamb Burgers
Steak
2 Poached Eggs
Buttered Toast

All the meat bought from Rhug Organic Farm www.rhugorganic.com/default.asp which was near where I spent the weekend.

Washed down with lashings of Grapefruit and Orange Juice

then it's off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# i had some lovely white stilton and apricot cheese the weekend
very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# With Carrs Water Biscuits
I hope ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# That is a very lot of meat, even for an all day breakfast
I've never heard of steak and eggs for breakfast outside Texas.
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I like meat
and working nights I never really know what meal I'm actually eating.
I'll probably have a bowl of cereal around ten o'clock tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# That is a braw amount of meat
that sound great!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Dead Sheep
Dead Cow
Dead Pig
Hens Ovulations
All the main food groups included here !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# nothing
because i have a bad tummy
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Then tell it to be good
and then eat, or have some pepto bismol
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Chicken and mango sarnie
and some Greek mountain tea
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Grand!
Greek mountain tea sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Is yum
and not like other herbal tea that tastes of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# for lunch i will be having
biting fear that i'm making the wrong choices, gnawing tension that i'm dropping a well-paid cushy number to be with the woman i love, and low grade worry about my ability to find any job worth moving 160 miles for.

On the plus side, I may also have a tuna panino.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Stick with the
well-paid cushy number.
You can always pay for sex
or wank.
And you can go down the pub or to the footie with your mates without getting sulked or shouted at.
And you never have to buy flowers or chocolates.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Any woman worth her salt doesn't sulk, shout or expect gifts anyway
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# True
But you're already attached !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# hmmm
winner
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Brush all that under the carpet and have
a fry up followed by a bottle of whiskey to solve all your problems and worries.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# a cordon bleu schnitzel
with cranberry jelly, pub chips and a refreshing side salad,

a pretzel

all washed down with fizzy water and coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Sounds mighty braw!
it's always good to see a schnitzel and spezi together
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# erm
there was no spetzi :(
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Chicken kiev
with chips & onion rings
and a sponge cake thing with custard
perfect for those hangover blues
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# How does a 'sponge cake thing' differ from normal sponge cake?
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# It's Hand Shaped ?
(as in the Addams Family)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# It's not part of a whole sponge cake
it's an individual portion type thing from M&S.
But the custard's from the canteen - nice & hot & sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Sounds quite braw
chicken kievs are tasty
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Today i'll be mostly eating..
Corned Beef and Onion Stottie,
White Chocolate Caramel Slice,
packet of Really Cheesy Wotsits Twisters,
and a can of Ben Shaw's Shandy
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Braw!
a good wholesome lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Baked beans and polish sausages
cooked using the power of microwave radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# cor! one person has baked beans and gravy
and you take it even further buy having polish with your beans, I hope that it's Pledge you're having.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# *Laffs*

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Lindor chocolate and leftover birthday cake
with a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Braw!
and have a left over happy birthday from me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Yum! I'm late today!
Cheese and red onion sarnie
Hula Hoops
Snickers
Diet Coke with Lime

and then 2 large cups of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Congrats to Graeme Dott
winning the cup even after some tricky snookers!

(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# huspag!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# ooh, thats gonna startle it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Poor fluff...
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# oh noes


teh fruit c'est done gone bad.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Rotten fruit!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:24, archived)

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