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Mornin'!

First, I'd like to apologise to 5punkers, who will have to
wait for their daily dose of vladimir on account of me not
being able to get to a suitable vlad-posting PC.

Today, Vladimir's been more than a little pissed off.
He's been tasked with spreading the righteous communist
message through the medium of competitive trampolining
and skinnydipping in the artic wastes.

What're you up to today?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

I'm going to be putting of revising all day today

....again

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

Same here

187 page summary of my current course. :|

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

Math, Chem, Physics, French, History, Geography....

you get the idea
D:

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

Good luck with those :(

B3ta got me through school and two colleges.
So I'm sure you're in good hands.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

I think B3ta will be my ruin!

too much time on here, not enough time working

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:29, archived)

You wont remember things unless you're relaxed - Top tip.

So have 10-20 minute breaks on b3ta, shop a kittin and have a jaffa caek.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

you've got a point there

off to do some math now.

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:36, archived)

Best of luck

Topics for my upcoming test: attention, language, reasoning...memory is kept for next year. :|

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:28, archived)

that can't be good

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

Indeed

luckily, the test will consist of 100 true/false questions, which I'm good at. :]

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

wey!

good-o

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:35, archived)

Same here

Huzzah!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

what would you be revising for?

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:27, archived)

oh yeah

that's technically what i'm doing! next A-level exam is next tuesday! YAYE!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

hummm...

*looks at exam timetable thing*

DT?
Gov Pol?

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:28, archived)

DT graphics (:

then it's all theatre and performance!!
shame their exams are shit 'ard! );

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

but then you'll be done!

yes?

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:31, archived)

by the 27th

then it's the prom on the 30th

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:43, archived)

Putting off doing anythng of any use.

(other than that, I have no idea what you're rarking on about)

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

I'm pulling the wings off a tortoise

It's quite hard, ashally!
Wheeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

I'll be..

Trying to summon the enthusiasm to finish my uni project, and finishing building a website for a band..

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Equus is still lurking, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

Ooh, can I see it?

I'm doing work experience as a website designer.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

if'n I get it finished you can...

at the moment it's just a bunch o bad junk that needs nailing together.

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Equus is still lurking, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:39, archived)

not much today

sitting here, watching b3ta

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Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

at the moment i'm watching jarhead

then i shall do some revision

then go charity shop shopping for a summer dress

hoorah!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

Jarhead is a good film, yes it is.

I watched it the other day and was verreh impressed.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

it's just finishing now

it's vere good, not as good as buffalo soldiers, but still vere good.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

good film!

my dad said the book was shit

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

Watching my pay enter & leave my bank account

:¬(

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

I shall work for a little while

and then head pubwards for lunch and a game of pool

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

got loads to do

i need to make a 3d model, and finish plans and sections for my course.

: (

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mr spoons, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

Another

architecture student...

if so you have my condolances..

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Equus is still lurking, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:47, archived)

Well...

I'll be waiting in the discussion board room at 5punk HQ for Vlad to show up. I've got a nice camping chair and a copy of Edge so I'm alright for now!

*sits*

(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

Ooh, you wouldn't cross-post it for me, would you?

'Small' tags at the begining and end?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:27, archived)

It'd be an honour!

*takes credit*

EDIT

Done

(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

Cunty builders are in my room again

So I dont have firefox, or access to 'games' based sites.

Apparently staff PC's do though.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:54, archived)

lazy bastard road planners

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

ha ha

they did Swindon I think

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:10, archived)

100% fact

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

you can see my old house from there!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:36, archived)

I think I can see a friend's house too!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:42, archived)

dear god,

that appears to be the greatest road layout in the history of man

(mark has stripey socks, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:01, archived)

it's magic!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:28, archived)

Hahaha!

This is how it SHOULD work!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:11, archived)

yay

coffee stain terrace for me

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Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

But where

is dirty teacup avenue?

(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

They do a wicked curry

down Bic Lane

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

arf

where is post it place ? (:

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

Hahahaha!

EXCELLENT!

EDIT: There's a road in Silverstone called Grahame Hill . . .
Wheeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

pfft that's 'cause Northants is the BEST*

* better than some other places, at least

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mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:36, archived)

orry its rubbish

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:08, archived)

Pffft!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

Yay!

She looks familiar...

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

bigger!

artifactier!

woo!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:37, archived)

I don't know why really. You see a picture of an otter, you get an idea. It's all really quite silly isn't it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

Pffft!

Hatstand!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

hahaha

more of this kind of thing!

'ning b3ta.

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mr spoons, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

Hooraaayyyy!

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:01, archived)

A Sofa of Inca Mentalism

Sorry, I really can't remember why. I think someone requested one.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:54, archived)

Bloody hell

how did it know?

(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:54, archived)

bang on!

how weird

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:54, archived)

Blimey - i was, as well.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

Actually

I was thinking of Jenny Agutter and a bowl of cold custard.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:58, archived)

That would have been its

second guess.

Edit: Why has no-one photoshopped this yet?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:58, archived)

It looks better in my mind.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:52, archived)

mmm

the two combined!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:59, archived)

again Gusset?

;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:59, archived)

that's

uncanny (:

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:00, archived)

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:10, archived)

arf

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Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

Why Thank You !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

well, i am now.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:03, archived)

hehe

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Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:13, archived)

"Carl, I want you to head down to the beaver district and pick up a case of contraband salmon..."

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

haha

*rutts*

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:48, archived)

haha!

I cant fucking wait 'til GTA 4 comes out. Unfortunately that's quite a long wait :(

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mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:48, archived)

I thought you said TGA 4 for a mo there...

thought I'd been cloned

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

now that's a scary thought! ;)

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mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:52, archived)

that would be lucky for all the laydees

(;

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:52, archived)

*preens*

/*bookmarks comment*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

pffffffft!

*passes medication*
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

medication, that's what ya need....

when you gotta pass the test, and be fitter than the rest oooh-ooh medications what ya need

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

*does trumpet solo*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:04, archived)

when you hit that high 'C'....

I bet you couldn't get an american express card between the cheeks of your arse...
/chic murray

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:07, archived)

'course I could!

sideways . . .
NO! I'm NOT goatse!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:08, archived)

hahaha

you said *beaver* hahaha (:

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:48, archived)

Fantastic stuff

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:53, archived)

now I'd actually watch that

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

Christopher Eccleston

is my favourite of the water dwelling mammals

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

huspag!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

*buys*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:58, archived)

haha

nice one

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5olly, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:03, archived)

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

Cool.

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:47, archived)

that's lovely

does he bite?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 10:47, archived)

wow

that is quality :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:47, archived)

now, you see, this is exactly the pet i need.

the tenancy agreement for our new flat says that we are entitled to "one dog, but no other type of animal". i really want a cat, too.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:48, archived)

aahhhh...

...that's better

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

That is

awesome

but slightly large (not that I care as have Broadband)

(The Director of Directing, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

Triffic!

Just triffic!

Woo!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

wow and woo!

thats cocking acers!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

*sigh* as per usual your pictures are redexing for me :(

It's really strange - yours are the only images that I can't ever seem to see. I haven't got any image blocks or anything in place, so I can't understand it.

EDIT: I think it's something to do with not being able to view pages/images hosted with pipex.

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mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

i am equally confuzzled

i can't think of a single good reason why you should be so favoured (:

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:52, archived)

What browser and isp are you using?

edit: probably is - pipex are shit.

(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:54, archived)

I'm at work, and have tried with FireFox and IE. Our ISP is Demon.

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mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

Oooh

that is acetastic! *clicks*

(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:52, archived)

That

is fantastic

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

absolutely stunning

awesome work

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

but a tadge large . . .
He should know betterer!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:03, archived)

O_O

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:13, archived)

well, y'know . . .

still images should be 50K or under . . . I'm just saying . . . I think it's lovely . . .
but . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

cor

that's a bit spesh

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:56, archived)

Shirley bin dun?

(LE7 Cannot proceed above 3000', without ATC clearance, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:44, archived)

I bet she has

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 10:45, archived)

Man!

not another one of these... Geez!
;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:45, archived)

large jpgs? yup, they're done ALL the time round here

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

*huggles*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:48, archived)

*huggles right back at ya*

/you done something with your hair?

/see, a 'new' man - I know when teh ladies have their hair done

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

yes i haaave

i chopped it, then straightened it, it shall be short and curly for saturday though..

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:51, archived)

Cor!

Is that the same person? :o

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:53, archived)

same as who?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

Same as you

it's completely different-looking, if you know what I mean.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

yeah but, compared to what?!

i mean...me is me!!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:59, archived)

Yes, I know

But compared to previous pictures, I sure as hell wouldn't recognize you from the photo up there. Complete change of face, it causes. :)

(i was just rather impressed by the effect)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

looks nice!

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mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

yeah, but you're not supposed to check her pubes without an invite . . .
you rudie!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:51, archived)

pfffft

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mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:55, archived)

*flashes pass*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

multi-pass?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:07, archived)

Big bada boom

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nick the greek, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:10, archived)

G'ning Archie.

Ta for reminding me; Mrs Doc is having her hair done tonight, and I always forget to comment on it.

*writes, "your hair looks nice", on a post-it note and sticks it to the fridge*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

my work here is done

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:08, archived)

Ever the fluff, Arch . . .

ever the fluff . . .
'lo all!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

oh yes squire, ever the fluff!

good mornin' fine squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

*waves a cheery 'ning*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:52, archived)

*snuggles*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:54, archived)

Hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5970219
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

Is that

Drusillas?!?!?

(Ledger, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:08, archived)

The madness goes right to the top...

CFB

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:38, archived)

hmm

nope, i'll have to say RIS?

edit: ooh see, very nice

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:39, archived)

woo to the pic,

woo to the hat!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:39, archived)

Arf!

*clicks*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:40, archived)

Come on one's citizens!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 10:40, archived)

v clevar

although being Welsh I can't possibly woo this image.

Oh fuck it, just did :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:42, archived)

she should also be supporting Australia

and any of those other countries we once raped and pillaged

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

so....

...everyone bar the fucking moon?

hehehe

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:48, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:42, archived)

hahahahaha

woo and yay and comeonyouengerland :D

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:43, archived)

ironic

is it only me that thinks it is a bit ironic to see England flags stuck onto Toyotas/VW's/ Renaults/ Nissans etc?

(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:55, archived)

'ning all

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:32, archived)

hey

teh quo

edit with added BJ

(site_history_log, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:33, archived)

fucking tasty too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 10:32, archived)

"1 fucking knob"

Haha, that's ace!

(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:34, archived)

I do like that

that startlingly accurate recipe for him.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:35, archived)

it teh fucking Gordon

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:35, archived)

who's nipples are you getting

(site_history_log, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:37, archived)

It's NHS

so I'll probably end up with hedgehog nipples.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:38, archived)

This should help with the shortage

(goober, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:28, archived)

Either that

or become a network administrator. Allows you to watch other people's bits all day.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:29, archived)

that's lovely

what's that a tattoo of? anyone? anyone?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 10:32, archived)

a lady vegetable

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:35, archived)

Tanni Grey Thompson?

/hates self for thinking such things

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:45, archived)

BOO

arf!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 10:47, archived)

i wish that was physically smaller.

ewww.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:32, archived)

fucking hell

that gives me teh fear!!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:33, archived)

yey

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:27, archived)

CDC

AICMFP

and many other random letters too... RIS?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:28, archived)

I see no dots

for the mandatory 3 hairs per ball.

woo!

(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:32, archived)

or jizz spurtage!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:33, archived)

hahaha woo!

I give you a click

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:32, archived)

huzzah

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mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:32, archived)

ooh missing dot alert!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:34, archived)

that's my fault (just noticed, damn!)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:36, archived)

hurray

a jaffa cake is in the post

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:34, archived)

dot the cock

(site_history_log, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:34, archived)

arf

between 10 and 18 there is a spare dot
or is that the early onset of an unpleasant disease ? /:

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:35, archived)

Nah, that's a Beauty Spot

Like for example, the Gower.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:37, archived)

hahaha (:

i love peninsular humour :D

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:44, archived)

Hello. I am working on GCSE textbook diagrams.

Here is an excerpt, and questions based on this will be part of the next GCSE Science exam papers.

100% FACT!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:19, archived)

hahaha WOO!

comdian?...../pedant

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:20, archived)

You know,

I noticed that typo when I uploaded it. It is now fixed. Hooray!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:22, archived)

Huzzah!!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:26, archived)

Jimmy Carr from Afar

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 10:30, archived)

Ha!

I got the pallor of his skin just right, it would seem.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:37, archived)

strange

(o)(o)

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(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:21, archived)

Arf!

*takes notes*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:21, archived)

this is, so far as i am aware, 100% of fact.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:24, archived)

this is proper daftness

and, as such, i heartily approve (:

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:27, archived)

hehe

woo

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:28, archived)

hahahahaaa!!!

Very Vic and Bob that is

Multi Woo!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:44, archived)

Vic and Bob fan by any chance?

Woo!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:44, archived)

Why yes,

I suppose I am, although I didn't really think I was being like the V'nic and the B'nob when I was crafting it. I was just trying to attribute Jimmy Carrs with a purpose in this world before he is executed for being a waste of space.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:47, archived)

it's true

Jimmy Carr is a cunt.

Just that a few years back, I was bought "The Smell Of Reeves and Mortimer" book, and it has multiple illustrations on various machines they've both made in their minds. Fucking brilliant it is :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:52, archived)

right then....

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:11, archived)

HULLL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Pfft

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caffeinefreak, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:15, archived)

Haha

Hull for you it is then :-)

(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:16, archived)

haha

"hows my belming- call this number 02345 234654"

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:17, archived)

hehehehe

*uncontrolable giggle*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:19, archived)

clicked it

hard

(site_history_log, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:35, archived)

ahhhhhhhahahahahahahhaaa!

Made me genuinely laff in the office

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:45, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COCKING ACERS TO YOU

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hypnochimp, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

'ning

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:08, archived)

I have never read such a book

*checks pockets*
ooh - a polo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 10:10, archived)

you have pockets?

maybe one day I'll have pockets

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:14, archived)

I've seen these easy money scams on ebay

are they reall all like this? i was close to buying one

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:18, archived)

scam

should be the giveaway word!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:28, archived)

Get those grey cells moving...... It's..... Crap Quiz #38. Name the science...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 31 May 2006, 9:45, archived)

Astroturf Fizzy drink Bill Hicks?

(mikey, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:46, archived)

AstroFizzHicks

(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:47, archived)

Astroturf ice smoker?

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Wed 31 May 2006, 9:47, archived)

Turf Cola Bill ?

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 31 May 2006, 9:47, archived)

astro

fizz icks!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:47, archived)

wonky tripod!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:57, archived)

Astro phys....

ah. too late.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:58, archived)

Tim Westwood!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:05, archived)

BANG!

in your face

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:07, archived)

EXAKLY

Thats how it goin down baby

(skinwah punted Baxter, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:16, archived)

grasscokesmoke?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:14, archived)

'ning

nang nong

(Craig [Est. 1985], Wed 31 May 2006, 9:45, archived)

Wow I wish Ken Dodd would teach me swimming By Jov!

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 31 May 2006, 9:46, archived)

Did you know

Ken Dodd's dad's dogs dead?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:48, archived)

I know some of there songs ;o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 31 May 2006, 9:50, archived)

Yep

He died of distemper in Dewsbury...

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dozack, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:59, archived)

Morning all!

It may be big...

... but it's not clever.

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:40, archived)

hahaha!

'ning

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mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:43, archived)

hahahahahaha

nice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:45, archived)

HULK LASHED!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:47, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:58, archived)

hahahah thats brillo!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:12, archived)

v What is this? v

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:34, archived)

I see a rabbit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:35, archived)

Yay!

That's what it is :P

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:36, archived)

ooh

that was quick!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:37, archived)

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:39, archived)

i ahve a wabbit just like that

and another thats a fat biffer

(site_history_log, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:38, archived)

damn i still can't see it

/mallrats

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:40, archived)

it's there^

*points

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:43, archived)

aaaaaahhhhhhh.

ta.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:51, archived)

Pikachu

ON ACIDDDDD

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 9:35, archived)

Am it a piggy?

on teh drugz?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:36, archived)

Fat bloke

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:38, archived)

Its a schooner

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:39, archived)

You dumb bastard

It's a sailboat.

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nick the greek, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:41, archived)

hooray

10 points and a voucher for a free kitten upgrade for getting the next line correct

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:44, archived)

i see a bum

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:41, archived)

hahahahahaha

glad its not just me then!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:42, archived)

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