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# Watched this cobblers last night...
Now improved 1000%

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:24, archived)
# ewwww
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:24, archived)
# No!
Not paint-covered overalls!
EDIT: paint shit
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:25, archived)
# ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# nice!
i'll just crowbar this in here then;

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# camilla parker-bowels
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:29, archived)
# this is making me gag
but i can stop looking at it : /
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# i think the steam makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# definitely
makes it seem fresh. I can imagine the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# She always struck me...
as someone who would have bad breath.

Now I know why
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I would do anything for love....
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Mouse cough




*cough*


wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)
# elephant fart?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I did
a botty one of those this morning ... so much for curry and beer being a safe combination!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# (')~ PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)
# BRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:21, archived)
# *SLAPS*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)
# YO DUDE!
How was your bash. I bet it was lame, and you spent the whole time trying to fondle everyone
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:23, archived)
# not everyone
only Chorizo. And various men.

There's flickr pics. It was pretty damn fine!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Give me a link and i will spend lunchtime masturbating over them
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:25, archived)
# click "calendar"
then click "flickr pool"?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# That would be the obvious thing to do, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# *FWAPS*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:23, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Personally i'm very sad Steve has gone.

A great character who will be sorely missed by many, and I include myself in that.
A massive loss.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Hehehe,
nicely :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:16, archived)
# I got it - It's Steve Irwin!
*waits for gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Long time since i done wonna those.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Well said
but I really believe that he would love to be remembered in the bandwagon format that has so aptly been adopted to give homage to such a great entertainer.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)
# That's clever stuff there.
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Thanks.
It was a guessing game I used to play on the board - theres more in profile. :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:21, archived)
# steve irwin is dead?
john peel is too i believe!

(woo to the vanishing btw!)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)
# reminds me
of bedknobs and broomsticks.
(Harry Monk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Read that as
bedknobs and boomsticks

/evil dead blog
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
If only I had photoshop at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Yay Bandwagon
I guess they'll be re-thinking the digitaly remaster special edition Gerry Anderson Boxsets..
(timberwolf0122 is turkey volume guessing man! Guessing the volumes in terms of turkeys since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# _klaus??
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)
# THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)
# arf!
we need more of this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)
# does this count?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# oooh this is spifftastic
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Pie Iesu Domine
Dona Eis Requiem





That is all
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:15, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)
# also:
before you race to get your idea done, have a scroll back two or three pages to make sure it hasn't been done to death
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# "THE" seven shits?
Is this a long lost book by Dante?
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# yes
dramatised by Kurosawa
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Toshiro Mifune's greatest role...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# snow white did them
after a curry evening ... best not to overthink this methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Is that a picture from the old puppet series stingray
with a picture of recently deceased Steve Irwin's head stuck on it in a random place?

Just Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)
# this with added thisness
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] great comp for a monday..
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# I like that one
it's genuinely demotivating
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Effective!
Wow! You have totally convinced me of the futility of my pointless little life. Well done.

I should turn to the church.
(pitarou, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 6:28, archived)
# oh fuckit- budge over and let me clamber onto the wagon...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# please don't
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# soz - too late
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Mmm, this ^




That was a "yes" mmm, not a "delicious" mmm...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:14, archived)
# *pssst*
it helps if you put an 'h' on the front...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Hmmm, I might have to try that.




Yes, this sounds right.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:02, archived)
# u should have put an "h" in front
hmmmmmmm

mmmmmmm

see?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Mmm, I might have to try that.



Yes, this sounds wrong.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:04, archived)
# too late
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)
# who?
www.toymania.com/news/crochunter/images/n2_underwatersteve.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# forbidden
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# ..
www.toymania.com/news/crochunter/crocbigfigures.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# I'll take 12" of steve
i couldn't handle 14"
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# I have no idea what I'm talking ABOUT
really, I don't

I blame lack of Flapjack
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# gone midday and no flapjack!!!
what's the world coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# blame too much boogie
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# boogie boogie boogie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# You snuck in fairly quietly didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
# yeah
i'm delicate today
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Have an official "tsk" if that's from a hangover.
And an 'aww' if it's for any other reason.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:16, archived)
# just a headache
not sure why, possibly just too much driving and computer screens messing with my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Here's
hoping.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Lern
tu spel.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Evil.. they are EVIL!
(Harry Monk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# u git... i've just laughed out loud and now i am getting funny looks
*waves pathetically to MD*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# That wasn't Stingray,
That was Fireball XL5.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Haha,
I think you can safely assume that that hasn't bindun :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# :( one of your messages isn't sending
not the one with or without the monocle, the other one with the start of the writing as 'unfortunately..

I can't read any more and it refuses to download :(

thank you for the others though *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Silly Harry
Steve Irwin was not World Trade Center
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# You lot...

...are so gullible.
(soapyti twank, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# how is that tiny image
50k!?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Jordan's
on page three.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ah, i see.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# topical...

...about two weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# RIS?
i don't get it.

EDIT: yes i do. *slaps head*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# ^this HARD!
and in the face
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Pfft.
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bravo!!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Hmmm.
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Ello mate
Me too.
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)
# still aint got there yet either....
*strains brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Eeew.
Hold it over the sink while you do that.

You're making a puddle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Argh! Where did you come from?
Big piles of how the heck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I figured today
was a good day for a bandwagon.
I came here for my fix of Steve Irwin jokes - 4rthur isn't satisfying me this morning.
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I see.
Well there have been enough to choose from this morning!

Stick around long enough and you might even see me post something, since I am off work and haven't got anything better to do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# OFF WORK!?!!?
Good - then you can photoshop those pics of my car and write a stern letter to CVone so I don't have to :)
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Ok.
*Loads tattyshop*

*Picks Magenta from palette*

*Gets to work*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Also *opens word*
Dear Fuckwits,

Thank-you for sending that helpful pair, Twunty and Cockstick (as I believe they were called) to aid us in the middle of the night when we got stuck on your faulty car park barrier.

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Not how I expected to spend Sunday morning
And having people turn up and say "Oh, we don't do car parks" gives me the rage.

The night was made all the better by the fact you told the people on the intercom "It's all better now. The mechanic jacked us off."
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Well he did...
Suprisingly quickly too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Indeed
Five minutes. I was most dissapointed.
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Think
houses of parlaiment.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Unfortunately my cave doesn't get news or current affairs.
So I'm still all at sea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# They're
moving production to Holland, hence the windmill.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# *pops clogs*
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# no...
...need to give the game away!
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Sorry,
didn't realise it was a quiz. Got you an extra "woo", tho. see below
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)
# just...
...trying to keep the cogs turning
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Suddenly everything becomes clear.
The pic is now officially Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Love a bit of HP
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# compare...
...and contrast with the new HP Sauce 2006 Dutch Limited Edition (available everywhere)
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Beat me to it. And did it much better.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# I wonder what it says
www.toymania.com/news/crochunter/crocbigfigures.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Aaaargh! *gurgle*, probably...




/Hull

Woo! My first ever Hull post!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# ^ ftw
.
(jezmck .com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# .....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Christ
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# damn, you beat me to it!
*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Oooops,
Had I known I would've stopped...
...maybe
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha ha, naw, you got a better result in that, i was too slow - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:55, archived)
# *pfft*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:02, archived)
# bleah.
I'm sure someone will want to see this eating Steve Irwin...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)
# if theres a market for it...
It reminds me of the fear though
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# as an aussie I'd like to say
Its REALLY SAD to see the poor fella taken out by this HUGE RAY! I bet his poor little offspring will be MISSING him something terrible!



on the brightside Terri's available...
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)
# to Hull with you.
*giggles*
(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:02, archived)
# it's a REAL SHAME steve got it in the TICKAH
instead of that WANKSTAIN seth efriken SNAKE-BOTHERING cunt
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I'm sorry, but if you wear a magenta tie, you are a fair target
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)
# You
should remove Beau's tag really.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# That
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# The Other
edit: Anyone know how in the name of Greek buggery I can Illustrate "Enabling real time consolidation across investment firms' transaction and client data silos for MiFID compliance"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:49, archived)
# The Otter
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:49, archived)
# the beaver
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# the beaver lever
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# The Larch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# The Birch!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I don't even understand what that is...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# this is why I'm having trouble illustrating it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# use Visio
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# ^This
management love pointless graphs and mindmaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# a large magenta cock should get the message across nicely
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I knew I could count on you guys
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:54, archived)
# I use my fingers
my friend from Norfolk counts on his fingers too, but he's only good for counting dozens
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)
# oh yeah-
1 sec....
apologies
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# *THREADJACK*
Bush has admitted that the voices in his head tell him what to do.

www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/10_october/06/bush.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:49, archived)
# that's not news dude
that was news a long time ago. Nearly a year?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:50, archived)
# ok, didn't look at the date very closely
new to me.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# O RLY?
in that case Steve Irwin's dead....

you can go back in your cave now ;)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Wasn't
that about 2 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# i'll say 3 years, just to keep the sequence going
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# ...and what's it doing on my thread?
give me cdcs or give me death
*kneels and receives last rites"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I'm a bit worried about the pink spaff there...
Bit of blood in it perhaps? You wanna get that checked out.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)
# I ate a lot of berries this weekend
the wife says it improves the flavour. Her mum disagrees.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Ah, that's okay then.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I just ate lots of carrot cake.
I'm not performing the rest of the experiment, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# what about her dad?
he could be the "control"
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# he can't distinguish the taste because of the caked-on shit from sodomizing him
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# ah
a parameter i didnt factor into my calculation
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Anyone got any flapjacks?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)
# sorted
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Actually, yes.
The missus made some flapjacks at the weekend. Very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I love Flapjack
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Ooof
Mr Bobs that's terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# thank you for your wonderful words of encouragement
You have brought a ray of sunshine to an otherwise miserable existance
of monotonous and tedious drudgery encompassed by the mind-numbing news that Kendal McGinty, the inventor of topical news 'shops
expired not 15 minutes ago...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)
# oh dear.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:45, archived)
# has a shark
eaten his right shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# nah,
morris used to paint their windscreens on. they were sturdier that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:50, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Murderer!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
# I'm the lyrical gangster
w00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:44, archived)
# YAY
Fantastic!

Now, sorry to threadjack, but I am going to need to replace my motherboard. Can anyone here recommend a good Socket 939 motherboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:45, archived)
# steve irwin used this one
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:47, archived)
# no he didnt
he used this cooler though:
www.directron.com/stg100.html
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Not off the top of my head.
Always liked MSI boards, I have a K8N board myself and I'm happy with it. There is an nforce4 939 version of it for about £65.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I use a Gigabyte GA-K8N
and it hasn't exploded or melted just yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:50, archived)
# just to take your mind off stevie-ray irwin
because she's fucking worth it

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# BEST
THING
in the last few minutes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)
# I'm touched
please stop it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)
# touched by the ham of god?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)
# he was probably wearing these at night...
www.armorofgodpjs.com/
(staggs28, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# CROIKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# jesus
all kids should be made to wear these
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# close
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)
# *fiddles*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)
# *lubes*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)
# *frubes*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)
# *reaches for dictionary*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
#
www.frubes.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)
# *puts down dictionary to splat Frubes*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
# i think you'll find his middle name is twatting
heathen!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahha
although SI was no cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)
# ..

and the original

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# very Neil Tennant
somehow..
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# oh yeh
when I look back upon my life...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# apt lyrics when you sing some of them through :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)
# it's aways
with a sense of shame
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# needs more stingray attacks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# arf!
OI loikes thzat
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# is he giving a speech about
The People's Outback Environmentalist?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Yay
*does nutty dance*
Speaking of madness...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# ;(

what his death would have been like in an alternate world where stingrays look like snakes
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Top Woo!
Best Irwin post yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# that Jon Peel eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# yeah, shame, nearly as much as that Pop John Paul popping his clogs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# and Karl Popper
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Pope John Peel is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Gordon's alive?
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Gordon's Gin?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Prefer Bombay Sapphire meself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# No,
he's in the Thames, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)
# coR!
that's bloody brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# wooo.... they say it comes in threes
.
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# YAY!
(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Stingrays on an Irwine?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Mears, steers and queers
Woo to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
Quality!

I like his slippery-poo hairdo
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# they are slugs attacking his flaxen locks
it's an animal free for all.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# yours is also good
proving my prediction wrong.
damnit
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# old pic tho.
but had to be wheeled out in comemoration (can't spel)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Woo!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# steve irwins dead?
shirley some mistake!
(Harry Monk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Stephen Irvine has died....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# we know
woo to the pic


ps his name's Irwin
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# look, read the name
it's a different one ;)

blame Thor (it's a continuation of a sarcastic comment about bad spelling and.. oh never mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# We blame Thor anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# The god of thunder rode out one day
upon his favourite philly.
"I'm Thor" he cried,
the horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# WHY OH WHY OH WHY... did he have to be killed by a STINGRAY!!
why couldn't the nutter be killed by something less fruitful!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# I expected he would go by getting electrocuted plugging the kettle in
or something mundane like that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I always thought
he'd get raped by a Rhino.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# or buggered by a bandicoot
thats how I'd have liked to go
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# CANCER
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Like an apple tree?
must... resist...b3ta...
*re-relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I SEE YOU LURKING!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Look! Over there!
*taps nose*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Woo
Anything can happen in the next half hour.
But it'll probably be more naff Irwin Mash-ups.
Yours is great. I'm talking after this point
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# don't swim so
don't swim so
don't swim so close to me
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)

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