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# She makes me feel ill,
but I'll never need to buy a metronome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# hahahaha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# *boke
i don't feel well.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
(Dooley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
make it stop!
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# press "Esc"
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# But that makes everything else stop as well.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:06, archived)
# And, believe me,
when you get older you'll be glad of those times...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Well, I'm not 40
for another 7 days, so I have a while to go before I count myself as "older"
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Can I still count you as 'older'?
*says she from behind bulletproof glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Blimey
A B3tard who's older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# There's more of us around than
you might think.
Or be scared about.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Speak up dear
My ears aint what they used to be
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# How do you make it start again?
???
(duck Quack !, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *chunders*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Helloes?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Eric!
How's thee?

Sorry, you don't look like him really =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# That's great
It makes it so easy to imagine getting multiple BJs off of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Christing Cock
That's insane
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# fantastic
if a little seasick inducing
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Yay!
Thass eggs an' lant
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha woo!
I remember her being in some similar animations, but I can't remember what exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Geurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Woo, Yay & other nice phrases
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# *weeps
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# That actually makes me feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Thats in perfect time
to 'got the life' by Korn.
Sweet...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# WOAH!
That makes me feel a lot better compared to the original!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# argh! argh! argh! argh!
argh! argh! argh! argh!
argh! argh! argh! argh!
argh! argh! argh! argh!
argh! argh! argh! argh!

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hahahah
this is gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:06, archived)
# When Doctor Who monsters go wrong
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(a_j_green, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# ... but nice norks though.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# They're a bit lop-sided though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Her bra
Lifts and separates, just not at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# She's filled her left one with helium.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# It's the way she's standing
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# ^this.
I hate it when people go 'urg, you/she's got lopsided boobies'

No, if I/she stands with one arm raised and one arm down they're MEANT to be at different heights. They're not the magical hover-tits made out of frigging limestone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# *demands limestone tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I'm sure there are some
I can't google it at work though, someone else do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Trust me.
It's safe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# I never said 'urg'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Not so much you
More other people that don't seem to understand if I'm stretching one arm then my tit is going to follow it upwards. Due to it being attached to me.

Although all humans are slightly lopsided and 98% of women have assymetrical breasts, feet, hands, labia.......
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Would you care to demonstrate this?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# 1. Google.com
2. 'Labia'
3. Search
4. Images
5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# I like the one with the butterfly
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# you have THIS between your legs?
www.georgehart.com/sculpture/labia.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I do.
Coaster Girl! Dun dun dun daaaaaa! *flies off into the afternoon to rescue people from coaster related emergencies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I have one 'lip' a reasonable amount longer than the other
I remember seeing porn and feeling slightly paranoid about it, then realising that I hated the way 'perfect' ones looked and much prefered my own

Then I discovered that most women are asymetrical and again pondered the odd values of our society \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I have different shaped nostrils . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# FREAK.
:D Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I inherited one from my mun and the other from my dad.
It's funny because my brother has them too.

Has anyone ever tried that thing where you put a mirror to half of your body?
If you were exactly symmetrical it would look very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I wouldn't have one eyebrow permanently raised.
That would be horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# One of my ears is higher up than the other one
/wonky glasses blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Is your name Isaiah?



Oh no. That's eyes, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Everyone does.
It's nothing to be ashamed of. I don't get men and their labia thing- won't sleep with girls with longer labia than their outer labia etc etc (actually, if they did they'd realise it feels better because they massage the shaft) when we deal with all sorts of strange cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# all this talk about labias makes me feels funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# and not the talk of strange cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# no, because then i wouldn't be able to watch b3ta without making a mess every 2 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I'm not ashamed of it, I actually love the aesthetics of the way that looks on women
But it's certainly not represented in any imagery widely available publically, silly really
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Oh it is
There's an entire porn sect devoted to ladies of labial length. And some of those girls.... my goodness, it's like they've hung curtains.

Fabulous girls, bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Ahahah
One extreme to the other

"Hmm, none of these girls seem to have anywhere near realistic proportions, there may be a market to be addressed here?"

"Yeah, yeah, I agree...did anyone keep that number of curtain girl that auditioned last month?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Hahah, this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Invents hover-tits
They remain at eye level at all times.
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *fondles*
but don't enjoy it too much
i'll be kicked off by the nazi swear filter soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# SWEAR FILTER?
On b3ta or at your work?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Handy!
*justincases*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# What a fucking cunt.
What arsehole wankshaft installed that bastard cunty piece of shitty wankware?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# that should do it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# they only look wonky
because you can't see how high her left shoulder is due to the cyberman's silver marigold covering it....
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I'm sure they used to
make her throw herself to the ground just for the cleavage value
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# You don't look at the mantlepiece etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I'm more worried about the purple swollen
thing the front Cyberman is tugging
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I'd be worried if this was aimed at me too
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha! looket em go!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# I like that
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# RUN!
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Fresh appeal
This woman is STILL on a poster that I have to stare at every day. Please make it better!



Oh yeah, somthing like this would be a bit good:
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# whastfsdhachjsadashbvsadjkvasdotoshoppingwhores.co.com
/drunken autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Almost clicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Why do you have to stare at her face?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# it's impolite to close your eyes when wanking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Vinnegar strokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# *blows*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *gets mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# It's a crazy job
but it pays the rent.
(I helped save b3ta! north5 ?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Shes on the wall next to the entrance of my office.
Shes on a really bad poster for a thing called Scopus.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Is that a disease she's spreading?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# scopers?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# thats my girlfriends grandmother
WTF is she doing on a poster?
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# did you take the photo?
he's been hacking and rummagin around in your computer
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# oh, my mistake
thats not my girlfriends grandmother, its my cat!
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Begging for a high five
apparently?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# it would seem.
im incredibly confused
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# mnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Damn you!
Hence "fresh appeal"
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# but you look lovely
how do those tits feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Like
spaghetti bolognese in a bag, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# i'm too slow
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# It's nice to see you used the extra time to eradicate the SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# when i saw it go up there was no point really
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
#
too
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# mmm, seams...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)
# you are stalking this woman
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# I've since found out she's from Lebanon
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# had to do the obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# And I Thought I was being so Clever too...
You Beat Me...
And it's Better...
Have it Anyway


*Hides from Everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Reach out touch faith

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Reach out
Fuck face
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# THE ONLY BOOTS WITH THE AIR WEAR SOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# hehehe
Depeche Mode rock my cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Haha.
Always wondered what the H stands for.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# it stands for Harold
"our Father who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Browsing BBC news.....saw a helicopter.......couldn't help myself.......

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# top shop sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
#
Can we stop here?
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# no!
this is bat country
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# BATS? THERE ARE NO BATS IN THIS HOTEL, HOW DARE YOU!
HOW DARE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Easy Reverend,
They're just bananas.
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Mr. Jack
Are you a real person?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Occasionally.
The rest of the time I am a marshmallow with an uncoild paper-clip stuck in it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Mmmmmmm!
you appear to be writing a marshmallow. Would you like help?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# no,
"please just fuck off and let me get on with my work"
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# *cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# I saw a helicopter and ran into the nearest building until it flew away. We obviously move in different circles.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# no bridge.
not real.


still woo though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# There's lots of Bridge in that picture.
Acres of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# *notices roadsign*
*slaps forehead*

*buys glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Nicely shopped, sir
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Oooh
Almost apocolyptic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# that's bloody ace
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# this is quite disturbing
:|
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
How delightfully odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# So that is how they make cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# no crackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# and gromit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# calm down dear.
it's a commotion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. GET MOREWORKED UP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# have some crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Here's some pie
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# oh, be quiet
twinkie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# hehehe best thing i've seen all day!
*CLICKS*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# I'm speechless
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# hahah
it's so fast!

and yaaay, virgin have been raped by b3tan cock.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# fallin'
argh!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# .
That is weirdly woo
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I FUCKING CRACKED A CRACK.
CRACK FUCKING CRACKS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# are you awake 24 hours a day?
are you on Zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T SEE MY POSTS, MOTHERFUCKER.
B3ta DOESN'T HAVE ANY REAL PEOPLE POSTING ON IT, IT'S JUST A PLACE TO TEST OUT CHATBOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Wallace is a fractional distillation tower
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
this is making me laugh too loud

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I feel all funny watching that.
I keep thinking he's going to eat it, next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# :D
That is utterly brilliant
But why does he keep chucking the cheese away?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# My horn did a yiff!
Yiff! Yiff!

*claps hands and makes an okay sign for sexy time*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Excellent use of the entire post,
you sir, are genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# So good they built it twice

kmlabs et al.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Guarantees a better deal for rebel scum
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# thata's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# AGREAT NEW LIFE FOR ONE AND ALL..
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# That's no moon...
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?




(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# haha
i want this one
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# *bing*
first prize
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] the world's smallest violin, playing the world's saddest song just for the good folks at Virgin PR
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Has this one been done yet?
It has now,
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# it says "by"
am i missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# A willy?
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yes
I am missing Zing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# It's because you're old.
Sorry, I'm in a good mood today because I bought a fantastic little fifties pin up dress yesterday and it was reduced!

Oh, and I'm not pregnant, which is a load off my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# You won't get pregnant if he shoots his load into your mind
He needs to spunk it up your cunt, the fool
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# you could write for mills and boon
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# HI HO SILVER
YOU GOT ME LONE RANGER
RIDING ON DOWN
TO RESCUE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# :( You make no sense.
And I don't have a c-word, that's an ugly word.

I have a mimsy, a lulu or a pussy. Nice words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# growlbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Badness.
Plus it reminds me of my mum's old teddybear that growled when you squeezed his tummy.

I love threadbear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
MINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGEMINGE
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I know you are but what am I?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# YOUR NAME IS STEVEN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# MY NAME IS NOT STEVEN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# You amuse me more than 98% of b3tans
That's so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# a dogfelching titfinger
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I know you are but what am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6468522
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# I like hairy pie.
Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# we can soon sort that out!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# 'noon, Cap'n!
*hugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# *hugs*
Good arvo KerrrrrBLAMMO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I think it's so you can have your post and then,
by [insert screen name here]

we need another one afterwards with [insert age here] and 3/4.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# That is tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# You are Beadle's manicurist
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Haha. Wow.
Imagine having that job.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *just read the story*
That is fantastic. We couldn't have got better free advertising if we'd paid with small children's lovely brain juices.

Join B3ta- Make Multi Billion Dollar Corporations Cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# here's the tears
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# where can I read the story??
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# at least here (maybe other places too)
www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=35359
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Shirley
Someone has to get the prizes, or there has been a breach of contract somewhere.

Rither that, if people have legitimately entered a competition with advertized prizes, and then the prizes are not forthcoming, I would go as far as saying that a fraud has been comitted.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# indeed
what we going to do?
****i declare myself the winner - any objections?****
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# No objections.
I call second
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Give it to ME!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Any Guesses?

clue: Board favourite
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Marina
sirtis?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# nope
nosiree
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Squirrel
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# close
but no
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Noel Edmonds?
Wearing a flat cap.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# closer...
one step away on the evolutionary map
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# a chimp's lice infection?
what do I win?


well it fitted the clue ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *squints*
Is that McCririck?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Its McKririck!
well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# He is a cunt and knows fuck all about racehorses
Picture the scene : Ayr Gold Cup 1992

Me : "I think I'll stick a tenner on Lochsong."

McCririck on pub telly : "Lochsong has been drawn on the wrong side of the field and no horse has won from that side in 20 years. Lochsong WILL NOT WIN!".

Me : "He's the expert. Better save my dosh."

Winner : Lochsong 10-1

Cunthorsefucksockstwuntgussetturdburglar
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# He scored 10 goals
and the other horses only scored 1?

That is good. What were the odds on a no-score draw?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Is it me?
*squints*

EDIT: I demand to know how you got a picture of me! Have you been hacking and rummaging?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Joey Deacon
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# an image off my hardrive that you obtained whilst rummaging?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Is it a wooly mammoth analy raping the archbishop of canterbury?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *surprise sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# *acts surprised*
*multiple orgasms*
*fills milk bottle*
*
*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# *sells to BA*
*what about the kiiiiiids hannibal?*

oh i have to go to a meeting now
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# that would look like this silly...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# the saggy old man off celebrity big brother and the horse racing
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# SSS
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Peppers?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Gwon sue me
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# brans off
daniel san
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Brans
hatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# comic brans
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# trashcan
finished
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# eh?
Are those two words related?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Bin
Dun
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# AHA!
I geddit! What a nice pun!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Oi!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# *laughs*
Didn't see that'n but woo to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Inspired by down there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# That's no moon...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Ahahaha, I soak your mind in my piss!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Sorry, it's already soaked in cider
and Guinness from my pub lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Cider AND Guinness?
Together?

I haven't seen anyone drink that for ages!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Nope, not together
I had the cider first, then as we were heading back to the office we passed another pub. I thought it would be rude not to go in, so we had Guinness on top.

Anyone heard of that Guinness Red? Know when it's out?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Never heard of it...
...will it be anything like Beamish Red, which was my favouritest beer ever?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# That's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Nice.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# is that zippy with a monocle
smoking a cigar?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Hah!
*click*
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Space Invaders
.



.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# likes
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Neato!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# *waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# It's my last friday at my current job!
I will now be forcing myself to avoid b3ta whilst I settle in at my new job
I fear the only way I can do this is by adding b3ta to blocked sites.
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hooray
yes, i've left it 3 weeks before coming back.

i've been far too busy to lurk anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# My fave so far
(clicks)
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I like those! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# oh
like these too!

Crap - I am clicking all of them at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# You'll have to go back and click again...
...on the ones you really like =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I like.
(Dooley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] funny
this was my next icon



.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Is that already an icon
or just perfectly in keeping with the others?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I never saw as an icon yet
but it fit this post
www.b3ta.com/board/6468212
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Icon thing...
Is it working?
(LE7 Cannot proceed above 3000', without ATC clearance, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# no
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# hahha!
it may have bindun - but regardless that is ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# How do we tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# packet delivery failure
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# well at least some good will come of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# :D!
This wins my prize!

*prizes in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# the saltiest prize of all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# haha
took me a while.

does anyone actually find her funny?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# 4.7 fucking million people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I guarantee 2.35 million of those
are blokes who are watching just to humour their missus.
Edit: Oh, and woo, how rude of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I find some of it fairly amusing.
But the novelty wears off quite quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# and is she bovvered?
can't stand her most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Nope
watched 10 minutes, and then stuck on the Fast Show instead..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# no...
but i dont think shes bovvered
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# YES!
Thank you. Sorry, but I don't find it funny. It's just repeating the same bad jokes over and over.

(See: Little Britain for further details)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# but does it bother me?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# subtle
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# i like it cause she's really shit
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# pffft
*titter*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# ^ this
but after two shows, that is also not so funny anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Haha.
She just grates my nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Took me a while to get
Nicely done. Woo & yay
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Image compo cross-over




Branson icon anyone? :)
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# That could be anyone!
Prove it is him!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Embiggened icon
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I took that photo
and that is my cat!
Have you been rummaging around in my drawers?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# That's a badger
not a cat.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# *finds embarassing novelty sock*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# any stains on that are purely coincidental
I err, spilt some dettol on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# That's a BeeGee, not a Branson!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# BeeGee Tips?
*Drinks Brian*
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# you win
again
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I have to agree
.
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I can make out his silly hair
and ridiculously big white teeth. It's him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# I are strong! Rarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Yayyy!
I'd watch Worlds Strongest Man if it was like that.
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Just think of the possibilities,
especially if the crowd are allowed darts...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# *fetches air rifle*
WOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# *fetches air guitar*

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# We should start a Damageplan tribute band!
YAY!

Edit:not pantera oopsie
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Awesomeness!
For what it's worth, we did a scientifimetric study of how many party balloons it takes to lift a salt shaker at a club once. I think it was 27.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Hurrah for SCIENCE!
These balloons contain powerful flea spaceships, apparently, rather than a lighter-than-air gas as you may expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Noice!
How many balloons do you think it would take to make the car float off?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Hmm...
Another two on either end, I think, plus a couple of desk fans for steering.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Stage two of my plan is complete . . .mwhaha .
Just have to complete stage one now; Devise actual plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Depends
on how many flea rockets are in each balloon really...
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# YEYEYEYEYEEY

*favoritest thing ever*


*strokes*

(:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# You're easy to please!
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Mushroom Mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# that woman looks so unimpressed
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Maybe she hasn't noticed?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# "Pah! Call that a mushroom?"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# she just lost her home and kitten
you'd look unimpressed too!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# maybe she's a smurf
and sees that sort of thing every day
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# 'ow do
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# She's the maniac that did it all.
"I'm coming for you next . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Where can I get
my cock enlarged?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Try google
no shortage of hits if you type badger in.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# what are you
talking about badgers for?

I need a swedish penis pump!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# What?
One word and two clicks would be more effort than asking us to do it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# That was so
30 seconds ago ... I've so moved on ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
#
Snaaaake, there's a snaaaaake
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# I seem to remember it is
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# ok ...
my brain has just melted on the third repeat!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# half of my flickr is mushrooms
and about 40% is pictures of a boat awning.
The rest is pictures of normal people on bikes - all blurred.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# *adds to friends list*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# SPLOON!
I've been playing DEFCON lots. I now officially think nuclear war is "fun"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Did you ever play so much that you exhousted their bomb supply
and they started sanctions on your food?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I have my
own secret stash of McVities caramel digestives. I'll never ever run out of food! NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Crunchy.
But also chewy. It's the biscuit of contrast!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Huzzah!
I love nuking family members then parading around the lounge in my pants, goading them and their puny irradiated remnants of civilisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I feel i have learnt too much
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# *closes joharis window*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# It's like last night all over again.
*shudder*
Nice shoppery there ^
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# :D
That's either a mushroom cloud
or an enormous mushroom somehow setting fire to buildings.
Either way, it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# nothing to see here, move along
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

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