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Aaaaah?

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

where did you find that picture of me?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

Christ!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

With your name

you should be used to such things, surely?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

on his bike

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

link it you twat!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

S
F
W

Y
O
U

C
U
N
T

Mind you: look at the size of that melon!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

Phwooaaar!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

put the ketchup down Duke!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

*hides behind sofa*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

Not you as well

it's getting crowded round here.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

'ning, chap!

Sorry about that, no offence.

*removes hand from Blue Aardvark's left buttock*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

Thank you

Could you possibly move the other hand too?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)

I'd love to, but I'm not actually sure whose it is...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

Ah.

So should I blame you for the humping as well, or is that someone else too?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)

Er, no, that's me. Sorry, I'll stop. I've pretty much finished anyways...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)

I have teh fear

Bigtime.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

^THIS!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

please link

all though it is good to see hippos coming back into fashion on the board again

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

Not safe for

eyes

(generic hybrid, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

N Fucking SFW

you spazz

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

Nice

melon.

(Harry, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

Pass the mind bleach!

Definitely NSFW

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

hahahahhahahahhaaaaa!!!

That is fecking wonderful :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)

lolz

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

Not only NSFW

But over 50K Too

You

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

hahaha

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)

hmm

braggle

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)

Thanks

*ignores*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

One more day to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

and a reminder that tomorrow (yes tomorrow) is the last Draw off for a while.
With the theme obviously being the Universal Monsters.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

Dixon Bainbridge?

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

is there a pistol hidden in his moustache?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

he's just pleased to see you.

No, wait. that doesn't work. rethink quickly!

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

everyone is always pleased to see me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

It's the pheremone spray

it must be.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

that's what I blame the puddles around the toilet on.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

thats wee.

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

cheeky!

I've never had complaints

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

Rohypnol as well as pheremones?

belt & braces...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

and a balaclava and a soldering iron

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

And here was me thinking it was just piss-poor aiming...

*ahem*

sorry.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

you're not joking either are you?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

dont think so....

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

right, it's not Dixon Bainbridge

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

but it looks so much like him!

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

except for the beard

long hair and leather jacket

oh and the snow

and the flare

stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/5/3/2735/9986.jpg Bainbridge
www.videovista.net/articles/thing1.jpg Kurt Russell

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)

it's Chris Christopherson right?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

top film

*screeech*

"yeah, fuck you too!"

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

'ning, sir...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

ning to you too

hey, youve changed your name back!
/out of touch blog

hows life been on the pearl necklace while ive been on shore leave?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

It was only changed for half a day...

Life's been the same as ever.

The Captain's not been around much though...

Are you back now, or still on VoIP-leave?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

half and half really. bit of work, bit of arsing about

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

Ooh, sounds like my office!

*checks for mormons*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

Did you find any?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

No. Although I'm not exactly sure what they look like...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

Think of the Osmonds

I do, it helps prolong your performance

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)

i've been fired :(

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

any burns?

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

watch your neck!

I think i can hear Barnaby Bear

'tis a bad omen

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

heh...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)

particularly to the back of the neck?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

well, you'd know all about that...

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

why?

anything to do with b3ta?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)

Nah! Perish the thought

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

i've tried to overthrow the captain...

turned out to be a bad career move.
i've been standing on a bloody plank the whole bloody weekend...

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

ace!

I love that film

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

ooh, that is most lovely!

and it reminds of nurse sally.
watching the thing will never be the same...

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

cool

I don't know much about universal monsters, being an uneducated sort of person

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

we neither

are they a type of monster for any occasion?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

as opposed to occasional monsters

which stack in threes at the side of the room and only come out for coffee evenings?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

which reminds me,

are periodic tables more frequent than occasional tables?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

Les Barker wrote a good poem about them

where he postulated the idea of 'usual tables' somewhere else

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

pffft.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Monsters

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

excellent

all I need to do now is learn to draw and I'll be right in there

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

You and me both...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

actually reading through that article

there's a character called the 'invisible man' so I might be able to produce something after all

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

Hmm...

you have given me an idea...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Monsters

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Monsters

I had a go but it was rubbish, so I gave up.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

if you'd pasted that into the body of the mesage

it would have been clickable ;0

edit: bah!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

I'll do my homework

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

right-clicked just to be sure:)

fucking top film that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

very cool

(armos, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

that's a cracking thing, that is :D

damn good filum too.
EDIT bahhhh...the Blob wasn't a Universal :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

She's just started Rag Week

and slipped in her own crimson tide

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)

aaaaaaaaa -choo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

is that

kurt russel?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

Ace!

Probably the bestestestest horror film ever!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)

I've always thought so

just pipping Alien to the post

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

You gotta be fuckin' kiddin'?

That am all the bestest HT..!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)

Luverly!

As always.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)

what is

a 'universal' monster?

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)

rp for teh Halloween tomorrow :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:32, archived)

treat please.

oh hold on, i'm not a woman.
as you were.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

hahaha

she looks like a dildo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

what's a dildo?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

armadildo

hmm. "The Armadildo -- an armour-plated pleasurer that's chewy in the middle."

Bleah. Probably already bindun, if I could be bothered to glasscock it. Which I can't.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

its a plastic cock

Dido has one.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

the opposite of a dildon't

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

Sits very still in the ground unless picked...

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slight yoinks!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

a CDD?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

hurrah

*gets high pressure hose ready for trick or treaters*

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

good idea!

you can take a kids eye out with a pressure washer.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

Does it work on Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

not sure

never had any here. Which is a shame because I'd love to have a blazing row with them

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

use a peg gun on them

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

JayDubbs yes

Mormons, NO!!!!!

Leave us alone or ill come and bugger your kitten while it sleeps!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

you're a morMon?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

perhaps he's a dyslexic moomin.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

now that'd be cool

a dyslexic moomin with an oedipus complex.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

shop that at once

that's an order.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)

i think thats more Jolly Jack than me

I just do CDCs

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)

my sister brought me back

a moomintroll liquorice stick from finland as a present

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

yes i am

*puts on high pressure water-proof pance*

*stands behind wall*

what of it?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

just curious

does that mean your pantry is stocked full of tinned goods for judgement day/

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

Food storage.

Not for judgement day. For when I've overspent on toys and cant afford any shopping.

But yes, I have loads of tins of beans and some TVP in my pantry

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)

trans-vestite-paper?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

I heard you guys wear plastic underpants - is that true?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)

eh?

that would be a resounding no.

Are you confusing us with old people?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)

erm...

I thought you generally preferred doing something else to kittens...

you felicidal maniac, you...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)

haha

how seasonal

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)

that gives me TEH FEAR!

woo!

what's the original from?

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

Someone posted it on the links board last night, but then deleted it because it was GC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cal3zdRM5c

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

how very queer.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

How about a side-salad of 'creepy' with that?

Minor TJ: for those who missed it last week, here's this year's Halloween animation.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

that's not that creepy

however your halloween animation is VERY creepy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

that is brilliant!

and utterly scary!
no, really!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)

Just wait until next time you've got an itch in the bath :D

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)

creepy story!

I like

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)

arrrrrg, kill it

kill it with spanners

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

I Love it!

Top work again Sir!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

How terrifying!

And now for a MiniTJ: does anyone have a perfect fairy cake recipe?
I know I could Google one, but it's nice to have the personal touch. :)

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CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

1. Find fairies

2. Grind until they become a fine powder.
3. Add milk and eggs and beat with a dragon's whiskers.
4. Pop in the oven at 150 degrees for 20 minutes.
5. Profit!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:32, archived)

Sounds perfect for Hallowe'en!

*Notes down*. Thank you! Anyone else? ;)

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CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:33, archived)

1. go to bottom of garden

2. find fairies
3. make them give you cakes
4. eat the cakes
5. profit

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

1. google for 'fairy cake recipe'

2. click the links till you find a suitable recipe
3. purchase ingredients
4. follow instructions
5. profit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)

I used to use Mrs Beeton's (appropriately)

I think it's 2 of everything, so 2 eggs, 2 oz butter, 2 oz flour, 2 oz sugar, mix it up and bake it.

It's been a while since I used that one though, my last cake was a lot more "freestyle" with walnuts and bananas and the like.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)

I've just found a smashing recipe for chocolate brownies.

You take two brownies, two bars of chocolate and two servings of rohypnol to start... ;)

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CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

yum!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)

Teh FEER!

Very odd, woo.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

that is well freaky

love it.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:33, archived)

blimey

that's a bit creepy

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)

spiderbum, spiderbum

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mutated monty, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

Haha, great stuff!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

what happened to his other two legs?

Or did some evil little kiddie pull them off one day?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

erm... his actual legs, perhaps?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)

Oh dear

There's always one

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fuscous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

Yes...

and...?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

they got lost in the post*

*couldn't be arsed :)

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mutated monty, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

Couldn't

be arsed is the best of all the excuses. I'm going to try it on my boss today :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

Yes, that sounds plausible...

The lost in the post bit, anyway.

Mutated monty couldn't be arsed? Nah...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

hehe

too many legs - he'd have looked like a bunch of crime fighting bananas

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mutated monty, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

oh yes!

*clicks*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

Nicely shopped.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)

Smashing

:¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)

look out he's gonna lay some eggs.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

That suit has got to be

a bastard to get on!!

All those arm-holes!!!!!

woo yay

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

'ning, bloke!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

Cracking! Woo!

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CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

noice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

Top, top, top class.

*click click click*

WOO!

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

a woo

and a yay

and a clickity click click

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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

that's how it should be, really.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

he looks like Brundlefly under the costume

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

Woo!

TJ: Has everyone seen this? www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/30/b3ta_sees_off_virgin/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

"related story

bendy bus attacks leeds cake shop!"

eh?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

Yes

Marvellous stuff. I wonder who tipped 'em off?

apart from me, that is...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

It's on the Guardian site too, apparently

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

got it

business.guardian.co.uk/story/0,,1934780,00.html

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

why is it always "bored designer types"?

we should have a poll to see how many of us are.

only I can't be arsed.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

i'm too bored

or i'd design some kind of poll.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)

pffft

genius

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

Yeah

I resent the implication that I'm a designer type...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)

yes, same here!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)

haha

perfect

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)

Hahaha

He's a steatopygic!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

haha

my spider looks a bit like that

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)

further anagram that could've been used...

previously www.b3ta.com/board/6474593

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

I'd have watched it!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

even with the 'previously' link

i have no idea wtfyaboa

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

torchwood

is an anagram of doctor who

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)

aha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

Looks like he is illustrating anagrams of 'Torchwood'

why, I have no idea

EDIT: ahhh I see

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

Torchwood

New Russel T Davies sci-fi, sort of a spin-off from Dr. Who and an anagram of 'Doctor Who'.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

O! throw cod

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

i was just about to say that!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

hahaha!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

Teehee - good stuff!

Don't know if you know, but: Anagram Server.

Anagrams of my name are:
ACE LIAR SWILL ON
AWOL CALLER IS IN
SAW ILL IN ORACLE
LOCAL LAIR SWINE

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CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)

i liked

"crowd hoot"

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

MENTAL TASTY!!!

My fave one of me!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

A SPERM HIT PRINT

I like this!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

Hahaha! That's ace!

I can get 'SCREW' into an anagram, but it makes no sense with the other letters.

(

CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

Who'd have thought

Of using an anagram as a username...
wow... :)

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)

i've not seen it

was it any good?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

not really

was a bit crap.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

first two were shite

didn't see last nights

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

It was reasonably good

which was a bit of a surprise.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

oh, found them online

i'll check it out.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

Oh it's Torchwood!!!!

I am slow this morning!!!
Mmnng!

top stuff
top show too!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

I live just off Crow Road

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

in glasgow?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

The very one.

Been here for a year.

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)

ooh,

i live in maryhill.
been here all me life

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)

braw

I was born in Coatbridge. I used to practice with my band years ago near the post office on Mary Hill road. I have been making failed attempts at living abroad since I finished my first degree. Glasgow is ace though.

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

it sure is

failed attempts? immigration keep catching you?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:30, archived)

basically.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)

ahh..

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

nice

beard!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

beard!

more of a hairbag, but...yeah.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

that's gina ford

aicmfp

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

evil woman

evil, I tell you...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

well-meaning but wrong

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

and in so many ways...

can't someone please put her right?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

Juan approves of this

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

love the Tommy Cooper hands

jusyka!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

She's a headturner!!

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)

On an album cover tip this morning...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

he looks like james caan

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

Yeah,

but Brian Cant

(

DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

and Edward Woodward!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

Ewar-Woo-War

is no fool!

Well, apart from that time he got burnt inside an enormous wicker statue on some Scottish island, that is....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

Gods....

I've never really seen that, but now you mention it....

Please let it not be so.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

Quit pussyfooting around & giz us some nasty Sun Ra / Ruth Kelly action.

That's my helpful advice.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

Missed the challenge...what the hell

(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

That's

far too big for an icon.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

fool, that's Richard Branson

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

hehe

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

R to I to SSS

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

eh?

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

Nope,

not a clue :¬/

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

That's a neato.

(

Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

Can you do this?!

Awfull!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

yes

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

prove it

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

all I need is photoshop and a source image

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

pah!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

I can do that with my

testicles ... you try before I prove it ...

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

Craig Cash!

aicmfp

woo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

The Royle Family made me depressed and sad yesterday.

I had to cheer myself up by reading a depressing children's book.

In other news: Good Morning, lovely Mstandot! How are you today?

(

CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

FUCK

i knew i'd forgotten something

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

Would you like me to tell you the gist of what happened?

Or would you rather spend the rest of the day happy and joyful?

(

CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

i imagine, it was a bunch of northerners

sitting on the sofa watching the telly and chatting?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

There were bits of that, yes.

They were the happier moments.

(

CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

i do wn the first series on DVD as i love it so

so i am immune to your nay-saying

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

I was all over the place!!

laughing, nearly crying*, crying with laughter!
I am fine and well,are you?

*i don't cry at telly!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

It was mostly sad, with glimmers of loveliness.

(

CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

That was excellent last night.

The missus never really watched it before and hadn't got into it but she was sitting there bawling her eyes out last night.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

What happened?

Did the gran die or something? ("Can she have wafer thin haaam?")

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

If you really want to know...

Warning - contains spoiler

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

As your linking to a jpg

I don't think I'll bother as I'm at work. Nice try tho.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

pearoast?

I seen this before..ages ago.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

in the

mirror?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

bah!

daily star

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

I think you're right

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

I can.

I just choose not to.

(

jme, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

Hahaha!

Excellent.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

is this yours?

did you make it?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

You really shouldn't steal images.

www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/googly.asp - From 2005

Edit: Ugh. It's even on ebaum's...

(

Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

^this

we demand answers.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

*heartily dissapointed*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

there, see?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

I can make tako yaki too~

62.233.33.215/0/03/86/16/semaine-9/takoyaki/takokao.gif

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

Everybody's heard, about the bird

Birds should never try to fly along side a train..
hi-res version

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

Goretastic

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

aw!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

Awwwww

Splat!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

hahaha

that's damn good is that :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

Jerky at worky!

: (

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

it's a good job your work is an equal-opportunties employer

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

You don't get more diversity

than in teh NHS!!!!

Few to many blacks*

*THIS IS A JOKE, I JEST, SAID IN A JOCULAL MANNER.

jeez, you can't say nowt these days!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

NIGGERS!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

*shocked expression*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

lovely stuff

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

Excellenté!

That reminds me. You know that intermission on Five with
the woman in the back of the car with her arm out the window?
I just want a huge truck to come the other way.

(

CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

i have no idea what you're talking about

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

That's OK.

(

CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

Ha, lovely!

and good nings to all

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

SPLAT!

Wonder if he managed to get through the windscreen...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

that reminds me of vivians decapitation

(

mutated monty, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

is that the cornflakes dude? you mean the anim by the beloved weebl? I must say I thoroughly enjoyed that :)

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

the likeness is uncanny.....

(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

they've been infiltrated

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

Ha! Nicely =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

pfft!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

Pfffft!

*clicks*

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

Ha ha

ha ha ha

woo

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

Guffaw!

(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

Arf,

but wasn't it Pugh, Hugh....?

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

No.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

Fairy

nuff!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

I always thought it went 'Hugh, Pugh...' but it seems they were both called Pugh. Inbreeding probably.

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

or brothers...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

Trumpton

was in Norfolk?

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

Hahahahaha

I wasn't expecting that!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

lolz!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

Who do you think you are kidding?

; )

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

hehehe

he looks like he's going "Ooh, get her".

/morning all

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

anti-semite sam

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

yey, what a ref - plus here's Sylvester :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

it's "sweinhund"

/pedantic

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

are you saying that cats can spell?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

you make a good point there.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

ha ha ha, nice!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

DON'T TELL HIM, PIKE!

Arf several times over.
It's all good on here today, but so mental I think me brain's gonna snap in half.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

Hahaha!

That's brightened up my Monday morning!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

it's worth it in the long run

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

pffft!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

persevere, she'll tire soon

woo

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

hahahaha

yiff!

and 'ningalorum

(

McBadger COW, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

Ha ha ha

arf guffaw

woo

teh board it teh funneh today!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

hahahaha

that Jolly Jack has warped us all!!!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

! ! ! ! ! ! !

& !

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

Hahaha!

these are getting better and better....keep 'em up!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

Old ladies

At least they'll get a christmas meal

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

old people? watch out...

and ning one and all!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

Before we marry, Stanley, I ought to tell you that I have acute angina.

That's a relief, Edna, cos you've got fucking horrible tits.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

Quick! inform the Daily Mail!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

Do you work

for the daily mail?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

Not yet!

(cv in the post)

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

Arf!

If they let the murderers out, they'll kill all the old people.....no more pension deficit.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

i had pention deficit disorder once.

ritalin sorted that out.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

what a fine grasp of politics you have

i expect you will go far

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

seig heil

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

Bring back the hanging.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

Yes, every murder who ever murdered is automatically released

/tabloid blog

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

You can't have murderers in there with all the biddies

that would be silly!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

Indeed!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

LIES!

that's a boot.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

he is in shock

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

Nice shadowage!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)

TA!

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

G’ning, fair B3Tans…..

Halloween is upon us. What beastie should I draw next?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

A witch on a broomstick arriving a day early.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

~~arriving~~ coming

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

KAPOW

that's the stuff for a dreary monday

how about a sexy ghost/zombie lesbian scene?

or a shekshi witch

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

Ooooo!

Hooves!

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

an oven, hitler, a reel of wool, a man made from the galapogas islands

Sidcup raining terror on Swindon

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

he did that last night on the gay shift

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

repost it

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

spaz for it

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

praise cthulhu

draw him.

or a sexy devil cracking a whip.

or a zombie hooker touting for business.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

Cor

Good morning young Philip. Why not a sexy pumpkin? - that must be a challenge!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

Woo!

How about something a bit Back To The Future-ish? :)

(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

draw bruce campbell fighting against some sexy deadites/monsters.

or a nurse with a chainsaw fighting off zombies ;)

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

I need to get my costume sorted for a do, I'm going as Ash post chainsaw attachment

"Groovy"
/is going to add a cardboard chin

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

make sure you post some pictures!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)

haha I went to the last party they had as robotic gary glitter

I had a big cardboard suit and spandex leggings and everything, it was horrific, HOWEVER! I did scrawl C3-P3DO on my costume

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

Haha

There was a guy at a party this weekend who did that...he had an awesome cardboard chainsaw.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

that's my plan for the next few days

chainsaw creation

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

A hardcore antelope...

...crowdsurfing over a throng of b3tans.

With some kind of Halloween theme, perhaps =)

1st EDIT: And with a load of Denizens in the crowd too.

2nd EDIT: 'ning, Mr Jack! How's life?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

sexy nuns.

possessed by satin!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

this

damned satin

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

i DID mean satin.

think about the sexyness mixed with the fabric... oooh

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)

I know you did

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

or do i not know how to spell satan?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

well I hoped it was satin as in satin rather than a typo of satan

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

it was the soft fabric, not the devil. clear now?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

Satin IS Satan, just in a more readily available format.

It lets you make clothing of pure evil. Like Hitlers nightie. Its what turned him evil too

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

draw a weeping

cat after he's fallen from a broomstick and thinks he lost his which

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parsley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

Oh that's sad

it's made me sniffle :(

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

On that subject..........

I saw Pan's Labyrinth. Chuffing excellent. Well worth a watch.

Oh, and why not draw your own interpretation of Jack and Sally from The Nightmar Before Christmas

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

I am looking forward to it, is it out in Britland then or are you an otherworlder?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)

no, I saw a special advance screening

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

will it make me fill my troos with the fear!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

no, it's not a big frightener

but there's some moments that will make you flinch

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

super

I don't mind eitherway it usually takes a lot to make me fill my bumtroos

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

but was it as sexeh as that pic and would you, you know...

*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

..with it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)

definitely not

far too creepy and twitchy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

now THAT'S the kind of demon I'm talikng about!

*sins*

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

you make hell look

so attractive!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

Devil inside, devil inside...

Every single one of us, a devil inside

wa wa, wa wa wa, wa wa wa wa...

oh sorry, you asked a question didnt you. As its Haloween (almost) hows about some boomstick action from my favourite spoofish horror "Evil Dead 3 - Army of Darkness"

This is my BOOMSTICK!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6475481

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

Well fine

lets do all the things yoooooooou want to do.

(gets coat)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

i want to bake pie.

can we do that?

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

For a fellow Bruce Campbell fan, any pie you like

Not hairy though.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

cream

pie?

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

Ahh dunno davey...

Someone once showed me a website called "creamy pies" (they really did).

Imagine my surprise when it had nothing to do with confectionery

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

you have much to learn, young one...

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

Super Cow Girl..

.. fighting off the zombie/witch/devil hoards

(christopher monkey, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)

ugh. mondays...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

Heh!

I thought that was going to be Bruised Blood's next instalment for a minute there...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)

ooh...like that film about a dark city

I think it was called "Spooky space station with that bloke from crystal maze in it"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)

Richard O Brien Horror time!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)

Thats the deeley

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

it's a reasonable film

not the best I've seen but not bad, the girl in it has a scary monobrow esque brow, BROW BROW BROW

and the silly forehead battle at the end made me almost cry avec laughters

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)

Haven't seen it since the cinema release (8 years or so)

so its a bit scetchy in my mind, did the FBI know that internal affairs were onto them all along?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

CUUUBE!!!

*awaits razor wire*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

hahaha!

and 'ning!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

that's no moon!!

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slight yoinks!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

better out than in... in every respect.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

'ning, Sir!

Top stuff! *clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)

Morning Monsieur Labs,

Wie Geht Es Ihnen?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

I don't know what that means, so here's a few options for you:

If it means "How are you?", then I'm grand, thanks - yourself?

if it means "How was your weekend?", then it was good, and busy, and too short.

if it means "Where is the cheese?", then I'm sorry but I don't have any cheese.

if it means "When did that otter arrive?", then it was earlier this morning, I'm not sure of the exact time.

Hope that helps!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)

No, no

You were very close, though.

"When does my cheese otter delivery take place" was the phrase you were look for.

All well, though?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

All's well indeed. And the cheese otter delivery...

...will be on Thursday, approximately 9 minutes after the sun rises above the yardarm.

If that's not convenient, please address your complaint to the nearest brick wall, for more sense than you'd get from the average courier company.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

Oh, you use UPS as well?

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

it's lovely

can you make it bigger though? i can't quite make it out ;)

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new_matt, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)

Well, I could.

But that would probably push it over 50 K.

Less strong glasses perhaps?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

or i could stop sitting 5 yards from the screen

damn these overly-long arms

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new_matt, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

hahaha

Fantastic mental image, or should I just say you are Mr Fantastic - aicmfp?
;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)

Pffft!

My favourite track is 'If They Let Me Stay'.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

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