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Awwww crap!

The Edmunds/Bellamy Hybrid has escaped again!

Get back here you little shit.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

eeeek!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

argh

how scary

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)

EEP!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

I'd Kiss it on its Mouthpieces...

Am I Wrong?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

Yes,

it will give you cat aids.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

Hurrah.. I've already got one Cat Aid...

I Only need one more to get the full set...
(Then I can put Hotels on there)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)

Luckily I have the last remaining cat aid

I'll trade you it for that mouse herpes youve got hidden back there

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

I'll just get it

*rummages in trousers*
*pause*
*Rummages in Trousers*
Hmmmmm.
What was I doing?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

I dunno

Maybe I can help.......*Climbs inside*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)

It's panto season again!

(plankton, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

I Lived in Skegness for Years

So Big Yays...
(Theatre is called the Embassy and it's Big and Pink)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

Is it still bracing there?

With jolly fat men dancing on the beach?

(plankton, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

Yes.. And scaring the Kids...

The Great Mincing Nancy...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

Bitch has got my hat on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

Hip Hip Hip Hooray...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

bitch has got my hat on and she's coming out to be confronted by a galleon on her doorstep demanding my hat back.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

Are they gonna take back your wooden leg as well?

(Or Chop off the other one?)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

She hasn't got my wooden leg

Hers is shitty plastic. Blech.

*wangles leg*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

Maybe she wouldn't be as unpopular if she had a wooden leg...?

And maybe an Eye-patch... Or Hook Hand...?
Yarrrr!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)

Everyone loves a pirate

Except 4dam and SugarSpunSister, who think they're shit. But then SugarSpun is my port wench, whether she likes it or not and 4dam is poo. But we still loves him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

hahaha

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

Back again.

Thanks for drafting me to your crew!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

;-) You'd best be good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

*glees*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)

hi there weasel

you've been WoW'ed?
the go and UPDATE YOUR PROFILE WITH THE BADGE THIS INSTANT YOU CAN BE PROUD NOW TO BE A PROPER SAILOR ETC PP

*stands at the seashore waving a handkerchief, sniffing*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

Ooof!

Fantastic ordering skills there!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

ARRR! IT NOT BE MY FAULT!

ME SHIFT KEY BE BROKEN!!!!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

No, I was impressed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

then it be a shame y'already having a quartermaster i daresay, m'lady.

but there be a time when me havin collected enough booty to come aboard yer strong ship, but that time, i reckon, be not now. so farewell!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

*waves*

RIGHT! HOIST THE ANCHOR!

*strides up to the wheel*

Now, bring me Bring Me The Horizon, for I wish to taunt them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)

I like his style.

Can we make him 2nd marauder?

*edit* I know the whole crew can maraude, but a select few can be ultra marauders. Catapulted onto other ships whilst on fire with as many knives as we can hold

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)

then

i can switch from work to marauding without changing my outfit
how convenient

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

Flexibilty in the workplace.

I like it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

Aye, I think you can be a marauder

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)

really?

though i do not consider myself worthy (note the low booty count in my prof... erm cargo hold), i submissively will accept that generous offer. i hereby swear an oath to protect my captain and crew whenever ~~i'm online~~ danger threatens our mighty vessel. ARR!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)

ell you are one now

so Baj up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

Are you a professional theatre poster maker?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

A true professional would have added "side splitting comedy" and "gusset-moistening romance" taglines to it.

Still, at least there's no Jim Davidson in it.

(plankton, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

Haha true

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

I scribbled a drawing of my better half while she was watching TV...

couldn't think of anything funny to post, pah

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

*animates a snot*

tis a very good sketch!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

'ning matey!

Am I supposed to google "wrinkly blessing" and get grossed out now?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

hahaha

no,

it's a euphemism for a lady's underparts that i made up, and made myself lol with
so i put it there to make me smile

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

Haha!

I read that as "ladys underpants" first, which is even funnier.

"Then she stood on a chair and I caught a quick glimpse of her wrinkly blessing"

=D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

i was giggling to myslef earlier

i can't stop :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)

Good job you don't work in a call centre... ah.

Try and think of it whenever you're talking to someone really pompous =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)

i don't actually do any calls though :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

I do though.

It's very hard to b3ta and take calls all at once- but I'm sure people just think I'm cheerful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)

Haha - it's okay until you find a REALLY funny post...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

Yup!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

Ah, fair enough.

So will you be on the board at all after Monday?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

evenings maybe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

It's the end of an era!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

*cries*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)

did you show it her then fart really loudly and run away giggling?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

Only

after I'd flicked bogies at her

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

*high fives*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

Announces "You can be my wingman anytime"...

...gets back to playing not-at-all-homoerotic baby-oiled-up volleyball on deck

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

nice sketch

i'm liking that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

are you conjoined?

(pdjpdj, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

I wish I could draw like that...

~~like that =/~~

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

Very nicely done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

Is it Michelle Mcmanus?

The Scottish singing superstar?.....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

oof

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

Sniffle

I thought you were all nice on here...

*drinks bleach*

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

I'm sorry - was just an observation

I'm sure your girlfriend isn't a 20stone heffer... (hopes)

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

i've had her

(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

that is a great sketch!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)

^this aswell.... obviously

(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

Well, one Pret Jalapeno Wrap, a smoke and a smoothie later...

It's time for yet another 'Say What You See':

meh

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

Jester singing Van Morrison?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

that would just be too easy, wouldn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

Van

Morrison then?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

Nope.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

super fun happy dark jester time!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

this I like :)

but wrong.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

Hahaha

This may not be right - but it should be :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

Afternoon Chunders!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

Helloes sir :)

You seem in a jolly mood

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

As ever =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

Hurrah!

I am in quite a good mood too...
Just piad a visit to the ~~4th floor meeting room~~ bar :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

Splendid!

Best place to go on a rainy Friday afternoon, I'd say.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

it's just a silhouette

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

Also true, but very little effort on your part, I feel.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

'just a' /'jester'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

now don't you worry bout a thing it's just a bad dream mama

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

Midnight Harlequin singing a crap song

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

accurate, but wrong in this context.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

crap song?

bastard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

it's not in the same league as Angel of Death

or Mandatory Suicide

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

You sir,

are entitled to your opinion, even if it is completely wrong ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

doesn't make it crap though

*grumps*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

to be honest

I'm not even sure I know it properly

didn't realise It was Van "boring as hell" Morisson though,

so there you go

Ps I was joking about the Slayer songs

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

Amsterdam's version of it

is quite good.
(Seems to suit Ian Prowse's gob)

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

Jester Copperpot?

"Heeeeyyy yoooou guuuuyssss"

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

chester cobblpot was the penguin

and 'hey you guys' was sloth fratelli

/confused

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

the guy who's treasure they were chasing was called somthing like

chester copperpot

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

hmmm

technically, it was one eyed willie's treasure, but yes, ok, you are right

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

He's the guy who

was looking for it originally. They find his body in the tunnel just after FIFTYDOLLARBILL! FIFTYDOLLARBILL!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

yeah, i know, i was condeding the point

BOODY TWAPS!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

hahahahaahahahahahaha

oh yes

greatness was this

a gem of our youth

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

If you're wrong

We'll all B-Flat...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

Haha I'd forgotten how

much I love that fillum...Apart from the horribly cheesy bit in the well anyway

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

That's all over...

The Minute You ride up Troys Bucket...!

Andy.. You GOONIE!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

this was MY wish! and this one and this one!

But hey, you know what? it didn't come true, so i'm taking it back
I'm taking them ALL BACK!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

*wipes sick off monitor*

Exactly....eurgh

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

Admittedly it was Cory Haim

And he wished to be a Successful Actor...
So he has every right to take it back...
(Edit: Correction Below.. )

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

corey feldman

corey haim was in lost boys

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

You are So very Right.. I defer..

Weren't they both in Lost Boys.. One was Sam and one was Edgar or Allen Frog?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

zackly, yes

then they went on a few years long booze and drugs binge and never worked again

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

so was feldman

and they were both in License to Drive with Heather Graham

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

License to drive...

Crikey.. That's a Forgotten on...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)

i didn't say feldman WASN'T in lost boys

i merely clarified that HAIM wasn't in goonies

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

And Rollerboys

Or whatever it was called

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)

and its got samwise ganges in it

best kids film of the 80's

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

sean astin

gomez addams's son

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

thats the badger

will now go to check who gomez addams is and poss hang head in shame.

Oh that addams fmily fellar, guess he took over when raul julia carked it.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

John Astin

also of eerie indiana

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

theres a prog i'd forgotten about

must be true that booze destroys brain cells..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

i forgot the word map

you knew what i meant anyway :¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

'Hey You Guys'

Sloth and Chunk...
hahahaha.. Disability and Childhood obesity in one Glorious Double act..
"Sloth.. you're gonna Come and Live with me now.. 'cos I Love you"
"Now hang on son... This Hulking Gigantic Psychotic possible murderer might not be the best room-mate"
Arf

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

Truffle

Shuffle!

(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

hahahaha

this made me guffaw!

BAAABY RUUUFFTHHHH

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

just a (jester)

silhouette in the moonlight

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gog, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

yer getting there, but it's not really moonlight, is it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

'american werewolf in london'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

riiiiiight.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

'the unbearable lightness of being'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

Since you are evidently having an embollism...

the answer is 'Jester Song at twilight' as in 'Just A Song at Twilight'

and, before anyone asks - it's an old movie and a song.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

*buys an extra big killing hammer with built-in knives*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

OoooOOOoooooooh!

built-in knives!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

now it`s my turn

do you know what this means?

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

You've run out of lube?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

gah, you win again!

*mumblemutter*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)

You know it's not about the winning, it's about the mindless violence that usually occurs after losing....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

You have a skanky looking hand?

Maybe?

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

gah!

well, now i can get back to pretending to work!

(Pigpen was 'ere on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

mmm

van morrison dressed as a jester dances with his laugther stick whilst a vicious tree attemps to bite him from behind. van defeats the tree with his moondancing powers and sits upon its fallen trunk for a passing photographer to immortalise the victory. unfortunately van is poisoned by the trees rough exterior.
its bark was worse than its bite.

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

Yes!

Well, more 'no', really.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

Timothy Claypoles?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

jester minute?

jester moment?

jester icular cancer?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

Arf!

ROFL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

Jester A. Arthur?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

jester icular cancer!

please cancel what it was going to be and let it be this?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

oooh, getting close..

*not actually sure it's worth torturing y'all with this....*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

jester what do you think you're playing at????

(Pigpen was 'ere on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

hehe...

nice one

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

jester dancing silhouette at dusk?

(Pigpen was 'ere on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

go on, you're so nearly there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

this is hurting my brain!

(Pigpen was 'ere on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

Three men and a baby!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

0/10 for effort.

Give me back your Chocolate vla supplies immediately.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

chocolate vla....

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

gah busted!

it was an autoreply

what do you know about my chocoladevla supply?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

I'm monitoring it via CCTV

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)

could you move that tripod btw

I've got another stack coming in tomorrow

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

Any dubbel in there?

*yum*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)

YEAH BABY!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

Gone With The Wind!

/hates charades

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

JUST FUCKING TELL US YOU BIG FUCKING TWAT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

Just a God-darn moment there, big fella!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

Timothy

Claypole

Rentaghost!

Or am I just showing my age.... :-(

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Rincewind, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

I thought that as well

Sometimes this board can make you feel old, then a goonies discussion opens up and the world goes back to normal

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)

Hmm...

Jester who can't tell what fucking time it is?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

I'm jest dancing in the dark?

(

McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

Van Jester Tree United???

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

Charlie Jester

Child MOlester

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

Whoa, thread or what?!

I have no idea, that was all I wanted to say.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

I know!

it was only meant to be a little time-waster thing

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

Jester dancing in the moonlight?

(meepmeep is, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

happy friday feeling

good afterning!

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gog, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

pfffft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

hahaha

gonna hurt

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

Simple and effective.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

*giggles*

I've just lolled and we've got a client visit going on...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

*snicker*

*snork*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

After b3tan senseless's post down there I was reminded of this

an oldie but a goodie ;)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

oh. my. god.

i think i love you

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

bonk

(

nhojjohn, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

i guess im a bit late

but happy b3taday to you!

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

Thank you

kind sir/miss/madam!

(

nhojjohn, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

HAHAHAH

Fantastic

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

'fternoon Cap'n.

Just seen this...

www.b3ta.com/board/6546897

Chop faced? Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

Well you have chops!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

Lamb chops? Glued to my face?

Aye, that I do.

How are we today?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

I'm alright mate, but I don't know about you!

I'm in a funny mood...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

Again?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

Always...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

Glad we got that sorted out.

And yeah, I'm grand too - it's Friday, I sold my guitar last night, and I'm getting a new one tomorrow - what's not to like?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

What are you getting?

May I recommend the Washburn Idol? Brett plays it and he loves it to pieces- it sounds gorgeous.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

*googles*

Ooh, nice. No, I'm getting a Line 6 Variax 300...

I was thinking about getting an acoustic for some mellower stuff I'm doing, but I played one of these at Music Live last weekend and it was awesome - the acoustic sounds were dead on, and the electric sounds were great too.

*excited*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

I've never seen that before.

Aceness =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

ooh - slight piss-age there

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

I've not seen that before

it's ace

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

ooh - slight piss-age there

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

There was more I think

Mayor Daisby
Mary-Anne Bright
Anne-May Hall-York-Rhys
Mrs. B. White

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

giggleswick

woo!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

hegfdggfdhgdhgfhgdfdbvgfdsfdg

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

Hello you!

You didn't get a Samsung phone, did you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

oh don't worry - I didn't pay for it.

O2 sent it as a free upgrade.

It looks really nice, has a really slick feel to it, but the battery life is a complete joke, it's buggy, and the touch sensitive buttons on the front are far too sensitive - I keep accidentally hitting 'cancel' everytime my thumb comes within 600m of the button.

I am going old school to the best phone i've ever owned - a nokia 8210.

(

mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

Good call.

My brother-in-law had one - he hated it too, and ditched it within a few weeks also.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

It's new to me

and infinitely Woo!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

Clickety !

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

Thass Superest...

*Sings*

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

hahahaha

thats great and a new one to me...

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

Beautiful

Very clever:) *click*

(

Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

and it's...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

Haha!

EDIT: Has there been a pun invasion while I've been away?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

oh yeah

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

nyuk nyuk nyuck!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

Gah!

And woo!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

hahaha

nice..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

ha ha ha!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

PFFT...

Me Likey!

(

caffeinefreak, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

Pffft...! The Two Rennies :)

(

FoldsFive, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

for a good night from them.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

pun city

the two rennies

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

hahaha

great!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

The Two Rennies!!

AICMFP

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

hahahahaha

(

mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

Hahahaha

*click*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

aaaahahahahahaa

excellent
woo yay

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

AAAARGH.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

*hugs*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

Hello you!

*gropes*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

*inappropriates*

Oh, and btw, you rule

(you know, generally)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

Yeah, I know... *nods sagely*

But I'm generally very modest about it. Thank you! =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

GLOMP ATTACK!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

YOU!

You rule also. Big style

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

Hurrah!

kmlabs and I shall rule with an iron fist.
Oh yes.

You shall be our first fistee to be ironed.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

Or our first ironer to be fisted?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

goooooooooooooooooooodnight sweetheart

goodniiiiiiiiiiiight!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

PUNGE!

Yus!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

*clicks*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

pfffffffffft!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

*fwap*

(

mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

yay

(

connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

f u n e x ?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

yes lots

it was that conversation that inspired this

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

i c

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

Arrf!

Once again proving the best gags are the simplest...

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

Hahaha!

100% Pure Hummus.

(Dooley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Ace!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

Afternings everyone.

Been a bit busy today, but I did find time to make this. It's my first attempt at doing anything with *gasp* real photos!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

Very Munchian!

Woo!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

Arf!

Brillogs!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

how queer

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

how inconvenient is that!

(

mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

there I was reading my river and reservoir resources based journal and it broked!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

you're on the rise again!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

haha

tsch!!!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

are these mugs available in the shops

do they hold liquid?
do they work with a straw?
is any self-assembly required?
are they also available in colour?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

arf

that happened to me recently
but with a glass of water.
the bottom bit stayed on the mat, and the top part came off.
water everywhere

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

the mug was thrown at me, for saying "black dyke" whilst referring to a reservoir

...I had an afro carribean lesbian in the kitchen at the time

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

I wish that were true, it was actually my friend dropping it

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

hahaha

damn

well, it is still a great story

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

That really frustrating!!

DO IT PROPERLY!

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

hahahaha

(

mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

hahaha

fantastic :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

ROFL!*

I'm not really on the floor, mind

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

g'day to you, sir. that you?

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

'fternoon! No, not me - my brother in law.

/photography today blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

i would reply to that

but a the speed the board's moving at the moment... no chance

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

Haha, true.

Cheers for the linky stuff the other day, btw. =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

I like that lots

I keep meaning to experiment with my new camera, but never have the time

any one got any chocolate?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

NO!

*hides 3 king-size bags behind back*

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

No, sorry.

I'm off to the shop in a minute though - and I believe I owe you a Twix from yonks back!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

Woolworths are proud to announce the Princess Anne & Bombay Sapphire Gin Plate and Cup set

(

FoldsFive, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

hahahahaha

that made me do a laugh

woo yay

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

bet they're starting the

queens death ones already.. Maybe prince philip first.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

NO PRINCE PHIL DIE NO NO NO NO

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

he probably died years ago

they're just walking him around weekend at bernies style.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

he's a cardboard cut-out, with a hidden tape recorder

/billy the fish

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

puntastic

'would offer prize but I have nothing to give.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)

easy!

it's '200386616-0011'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)

its good but its not the one

I'm not that obvious..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

i neeeeed somebody

HELP!

not just anybody

HELP!

you know i need someone

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

*helps*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

*gratefully receives*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)

Hahaha, you're the socket.

Gratefully receiving.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

My plug-in bay~beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

crucifies my enemies

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

*shudders* God, Muse get on my tits.

Sorry. It just gets to me for some reason.

Although I used to be able to play that riff.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

why are you apologising to me?

i don't hold and Muse Shares :D

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

Just if you like them or something.

Not my kettle, I'm afraid.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

I can help.

Oh wait, this is /board.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

What were you thinking it was?

/accidentandemergency?

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

squirrels with ti...

oops wrong thread.

hummm, 'gives up'

(

McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)

COLD WINTERY THRUSH IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE

AICMFSmackers

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

*itches*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

Irritating cnut?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

There's no need to be like that

... oh I see...

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

i'll see you next tuesday

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

ANDREW!!!

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

ANDREW!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

some sort of bird who's name sound like 'children'

in need

edit: chilled wren in need

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

close..

say what you see

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

i've editied

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

Riiiiiiiiight..

as you can tell i'm bored..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

yay

*flexes pun muscle*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

think i've pulled my pun muscle

fnar fnar

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

oh God

a chilled wren

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

freezing tit cries for assistance

*coughs* i mean chilled wren in need

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

Chilled wren in need!

(

mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

just not quite fast enough

well done anyway..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)

A FEW WORDS!?!?!

that's longer than my dissertation!

:D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)

previous catches

(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

ha ha haha ha ha!!

*glees*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

*fears*

*has nightmares*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

i saw that bloke on one of those trisha type programmes once

he seemed like a harmless old duffer

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)

Would you mind if I dismembered yours?

only I like dog's

_{_{_{_...ears}}}

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

YOU KILLED MY RACOON!!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

It was for his own good

...and you didn't make me one of the puppet dolls. What, aren't I a board regular?!
Aren't I In YOUR CLiQuE?!?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

racist

(

mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

I've met him

in Camden

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

...

(hamchicken&peas, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

SPONSORED BY MACDONALDS!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

are you watching me?

i just started eating a big mac

(hamchicken&peas, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)

yes I am

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)

*gives more*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

ya people had enough?

gimmesomemore!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

GIMME SOME MO!

(

mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

yo mugs where tha weed at!?

GIMME SOME MO!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

I know y'all niggas need that

GIMME SOME MO!

(

mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

'refuses to donate'

let 'im 'ave it!

(

McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)

Have 43p

Don't spend it all at once!

Plug for mi missus

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)

New from Puntendo

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

ha ha!!

Wii_{ii_{ii^{ii^{ii^{ii^{ii_{ii_{ii_{ii_{ii^{ii^{ii^{ii^{ii_{ii_{ii_{ii_{ii^{ii^{ii^{ii^{ii_{ii_{ii_{ii_iiⁱⁱ}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

hehehe

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

pffft!

It doesn't get more contrived than that!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

That is beautiful.

Nothing else to say. I'd love a print of it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

Haha!

Dallas? Is that you?

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)

Looks like Woogie!

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)

Fluffy-fluff Sleepees?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)

*fluff spluff*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

OH GOD IT'S DISABLED!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)

You just ruined the fluffehness for me.

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

did you break its spine in order to get the right pose for the picture?

(

Mousing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)

thats luvverly
my cat slept on my head last night, and woke me by combing my hair with it's claws. stupid old sod.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)

excellent work!

we all love kittins!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

Goodness!

That's brilliant! i thought it was just a photo from the thumbnail so didn't click originally

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

She is all of teh lully!

But NSFW.

That's better.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

haha

you numpty. Her bollocks are hanging out if you look closely!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

lovely

as allllwwwwaaaayyyyss

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connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

Brilliant image

looks like my cat sorrel

(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)

Hold on tiger!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

easy tiger

*rowls*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

*bums*

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

*big paws*

*continues*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

This is lovely

It would look even better if you looped it, have the camera move down the pole and the scratch marks fade rather than the tiger suddenly jump back up

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Thanks

will try that.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

I was thinking that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)

Now then, old boy

hi-res version

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

schmoke ana pancake?

crepe ana bong?

woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

that would be ace looped back and forward.

bit it's still great now.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

yeh..

something with filesize.. and 250k... and cuntybits

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

,ake the file 140pixels wide, with no scanlines

and set the width to 280 in the image tag

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

the duke of prunes did the DEFINITIVE wavy baby, i'm afraid

yours is still good though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

was that the one with the top hat?

possibly a magician?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

top hat and tache

twas ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

hahaha

i like the shifty face - bit more donald pleasance then winstone

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

fucking woo!

so... er... woo!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

see, all babies are Churchill.

NOT THE DOG.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

/Pratchett or Gaiman

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

you lost me

i have a feeling it's something to do with Good Omens though

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

It's mentioned several times

along with the thing how all tapes in your car turn into Queen's Greatest Hits

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

that is my most favouritest book ever

not becuase it's the most emotive, well-written or high-brow book ever, but simply because it never fails to make me laugh.
i like the bit about milton keynes

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)

Gaiman

I can't stand Pratchett's writing style

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

i agree

but i love that book.
anansi boys is quite good too

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

I enjoyed Anansi Boys

it did make me chuckle

*hides from some birdies*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

i've lent it to a newly-mum friend of mine

in the hope she'll get the fear - the end bit with the tongue is just the thing to freak out her lady hormone overdrive..hehe

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)

ha ha!!

my opinion of you has dropped dramatically in the last two posts....

:P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)

haha oh well, you win some and you lose some

I've just never really gotten into Pratchett, I've tried, but I find it an effort

I can glide through Orwell but struggle with Pratchett

/odds

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

s'true

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)

*nods*

Doctor, hate to trouble you but what the fuck is your signature all about?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

Heathen!

WE3

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

Ooooh, Vertigo.

My local comic book shop owner is also a very good friend so I'll hassle him about that when I get home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)

It's a beautiful thing.

It made me do a little cry.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

Awww, big beardy tears!

*BIG hug for that*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

hahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

Curses!

Foiled Again!

That is ace, not seen it before

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

Hahaha

woo to the both of yez

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

hahahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)

that really am the bestest

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

That's why they all look like Winston Churchill

Nice work

EDIT no extra bigness found!

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nhojjohn, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

fixed!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

I love that freaky little baby

nice cigarage

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

Woo!

Reminds me of Churchill but needs a bowler hat.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

heehee

I imagine that'll start popping up on forum avatars at some point soon

edit: thieving gits!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

ooo

nice smoke effect chap

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mutated monty, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

thx!

turned out much nicer than intended.. it's just a layer with a moving mask

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)

hahahaha!!!

I like that alot!

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McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

well it made sense INSIDE my head...

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)

hahaha

i like that very much

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)

ha ha ha!!

it makes sense in mine as well

:D woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)

Awww... that made me sad.

Tell me she gets better... please?

:(

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

I don't know...

...but she clearly needs to get a nose...

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)

Excellence on stilts!

WOO & YAY

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nhojjohn, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

Hahaha

I love that, lots

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

hahahaha

excellent

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

I like to assume that she hasn't been cut up but in fact she's fine

and they've just done big poos on her chest behind the boarding

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

That made me smile.

To make me laugh, it'll cost you a tenner.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

haha

scarily enough it makes sense in my heed too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

hahahahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

hahhaah

disturbingly ace

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

hahaha!

very good

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mutated monty, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)

Ouch

Anesthetists are cunts.

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

Brilliants!*

*brilliant ants

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

the Best!

(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

Just time for a quick 'Say What You See' before I go in search of vittals...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

Lying bastard warmongerer?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

WINNAR!

oh, hang on - no, although that's true, it's not the droid I was looking for.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

Tony Blur?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

pffft

like it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

Dithered half-Blair!

On the moon.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

come follow Mr Spoon

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

half-tone?

if there was any justice, i would now be allowed to stab you in the throat

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

Well, there isn't - so ya caaaaahhhnnnt!

well done, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)

Blair

is a load of Pollacks?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

Pfft

Half-Tone

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

And second place chocolate fancies to you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)

halftone(y) blair

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

and third place small chewy cereal bar to you, sir

...stocks are running low, sorry about that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

Crikey!

Can I go home now?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

hahaha

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

hahahahaha

take that slab of black stuff!

well done

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

yay!

dum...dumm...dummmm...dah dah!!!
congrats

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

you're going home

you're going home
you're going
wheely birds going home!

:P woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

congratulations, feathered shoulder shitter!

Oooh, how'd you like that title?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

It still doesn't portray the sense of credibility

I'm after for such a post.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

Feathered officer class 1?

I don't bloody know. Don't ask me, I'm just the boss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

Honk!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

GOOSE QUEST!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

WHERE HAS SHE GONE!?

*searches*

*ends up in amsterdam*

*forgets all about gooses*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

it's now illegal to smoke the marijuana if you are a tourist in Amsterdamz

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)

I thought it was a illegal unless you lived there now, I'm not sure how they'd stop you

"are you british?"
"yes"
"please put that out"
"no"
"ok bye"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)

they didn't stop us last October.

and it'd fuck their revenue if they did....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

I don't really care considering I think smoking is a ridiculously dirty and horrible habit, in whatever form it takes

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

I was just offering some info.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)

I didn't mean to make that sound quite as angry and vitriolic

/vitriols

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

I was taken aback slightly, I must admit.

And I never smoke around non smokers unless they're fine with me doing so (and I do ask). So you need not worry and inhaling my 2nd hand smoke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

any non-smokers in the house?

yeah, f**k you, you bunch of moaning w**kers!!

/Hicks

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

any smokers in the house?

sorry I can't hear you, you're going to have to shout to get past the phlegm

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)

I only smoke about 4 cigarettes a day.

I do smoke weed at home instead of cigarettes, but I was raised in a very hippy household where I was raised with the kind of ethos of 'You can do pot and mushrooms, as long as it doesn't get in the way of you having a job and looking after yourself and being a decent human being'

*shrugs* It's the way I am, and the way my dad is. Less so my mum but then weed makes her conk out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)

meh, I think I over reacted, but I myself am not a smoker of any sort

but I bet there is someone who finds my habit of drinking alcohol stupid and idiotic

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

My dad's an alcoholic, so I have little time for people who drink to excess.

As I've seen first hand the damage it does, but I try not to let myself get preachy. People know the risks, it's up to them.

;-) We've all got our vices.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

prude

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)

my mate had no trouble last thursday

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

in my belief

it has always been illegal anyway

I think it's just the city council that doesn't want you smoking in certain public places anymore

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)

fair enough

touché

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)

I was not telling you off

just providing the info

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

I's been de-criminalised.

You can have 3.5 grammes on you (I think), but no more, and you can only buy it from registered traders like coffee shops.

I think that's all true anyway, it's what's in my head.

It's a shame they don't, their park is absolutely beautiful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

All this is true

but now there are some squares where you can't smoke anymore, period. It's because the people who lived there were complaining about the litter and the smoke and stuff.

I haven't smoked weed for years now, mind.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

Oh that's good

It must be shit for all the people that hate it, I'm glad they've done that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

I'm putting you as that then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

hehe

Although i am half disappointed you're not displaying your salt and pepper pubes

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

Wouldn't be able to.

I get them shaved off daily by a friendly haberdasher.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

Even itchier than a facebeard

surely?

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

Not if there are non

and you use a copious amount of talc.

Probably.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

ooo

Congrats.

Was that coz you missed the 2000?:P

I managed to miss my 7000th by 3. I was going to something really spekkle too. I wasn't going to repost.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

No.

I don't believe in celebrating round numbers.

I'm not saying I wouldn't do it, I just don't believe it's possible or that anyone would. I would need to see scientific proof.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

*disappears in a surreal cadence*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

congrats

thassa nice wheelybird

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

yay

Congratulations

I might hit 15k by Christmas

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

snowy nekkid!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

minimum wage?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

Yay

Nice one Mr Bird :D

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

haha yay!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

Woo, and yes - you may.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

Congrats...!

Touch it.. Go on...
It'll learn you stuff!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)

Interesting photo and caption on BBC Radio 2's website at the moment...

www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/vine/index.shtml

I'd say he was an embarrassment to everyone, dressed like that...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)

*yiffs*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

That would be a threadwaste

if it wasn't.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

exactly.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

Are you sure that is George Bush

He looks too intelligent...

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nhojjohn, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

Bloody Hell!

Look who it is!

y'awwright?
Wheeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

what? Who? Where?

*looks*

- ah yes... it's me - been extra busy at work on major project so very little time to play... you okay?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

Aye! I'm Braw!

I'm not here so much lately either
Boooo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

DESERTERS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

ah...

but we came back...

(mmmmm... dessert...)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

If Pudsey has a question, he has a question.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

'lo Zaph!

Your hat is the dog's bits!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

'lo 'pot...

someone made it and gave it to me... it's rather snug.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

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