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[challenge entry] Tarantino presents this Christmas.......


(crontle likes boobies, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# :D
First genuine lol of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Ditto
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# 10/10 for hummus
1/10 for execution. but meh, who am I to talk :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Had to get in there quick...
whilst it was fresh in me 'ead!

My shopology classes are going badly but hope to improve!!
(crontle likes boobies, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# that's really quite funny
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Haha. Tea + Monitor = new monitor
Woo to you sir.

Also I'm going to take the liberty of roasting a pea... you know, since I'm here.



*whistles nonchalently*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Coleman as Yoda
Genius
(crontle likes boobies, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Talking about Willis, what you?

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on then, if I must.

Graaaaah. Mrnh?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I would so go and see
a zombie panto.

This needs to be made in real life. Right now.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# I take it...
...you haven't seen "Land of the Dead" yet, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# I loved that bit
where the zombie's head was hanging down behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# rubbish
film :(
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# gah
^ this

I was hoping for something great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# zombies!
ning, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# I want to see this panto!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# now that is well done indeed
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Classic!
*Clicks!*
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# i still can't imagine what a panto is like.
but this i would watch. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I was there...
at the Wycombe Swan, taking publicity shots of Bruno, three days before he got sectioned!

Woo Yay Houpilah! Zombie Panto!
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Arrest this man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# is that thom yorke?
it's a very good picture, i like it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I thought that...
nice style by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I thought the title may have been a clue ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# *didn't check before asking*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Thom Yorke!
AICMFP

Nicely nice.

EDIT: beaten.. damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# la la la la, I can't hear you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# ^haha this
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# THE CAPTAIN IS A BIG TWAT!
hehehe *nyuk nyuk*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# *lipreads*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# I SAID 'VACUUM'!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# That didn't work in year 9 geography
and it's not going to work now
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# I disagree... my vacuum makes for quite a satisfying tw...
oh... ah... I see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# lully
I listened to Amnesiac on my way to work this morning

/long journey blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# i listened to Louis XIV on the way to work this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Oooooh, lovely
Also: LAAAAA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LAAA LA
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Especially
the stubble.

Top a top!
(jammietarts ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Noisy vector - hurrah!
*dances with delight*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha what a pout!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# woo
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# He must be listening to
The Eraser, haha

Next time, keep your noodling wank to yourself, Mr. York!
(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# why does he need arresting?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
#
www.lyricsfreak.com/r/radiohead/karma+police_20113292.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# He's buzzing like a fridge.
He talks in maths.
He's a detuned radio.
Cheeky boy, that one, but he makes a cracking image.

Most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Utterly utterly dying for your sins
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# top shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# ta
very much
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# well isn't this very polite
*offers round tea in a teapot with saucers*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# any of those
bourbon creams?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# yes...
*crunches up all the bourbon creams in fist and sprinkles them on the floor*

would you like more tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# yes.
what's that aftertaste?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# oh that...thats nothing!?
*hides syringe full of manure*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# mmm
nutty
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahaha!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# arf
very
very clever
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Don't do that to me when I have a hot cup of coffee!
WOO! WOO to YOU!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha, it's a bindun, but still an ace gag!
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# That's
genius!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# hahahahaha very WOO!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaha
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Silliness!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha top idea.
(Dooley, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# .
Fan-flubby-tastic!

(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)
# now this is very clever! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:05, archived)
# HISTORY!


And education and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# That's lovely!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# wonderful!
/and I enjoyed reading that link of yours on /links earlier
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Haha, good, isnt it?
I only hope he doesn't either go goth or lose hope alltogether.

(Plus the teachers marking is very shoddy)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# she sounded a right arsewipe of a teacher
*excuse language*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# D-, see me after class
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# they're in the wrong order! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Haha, curses!
Its for a college project so I'll be doing the whole timeline of earth and everything. It's surprisingly dull :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# haha
bum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# And proud!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Smashing stuff
as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Yay!
Did the Romans really wear fishnet stockings?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Heh, Roman in fishnets.
;-) I know he isn't really
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Haha, it is a bit though
I might make them brown and leathery.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# They knew how to do it back in them religious times.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# brown and leathery
like David Dickinson?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# :) woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# :D
They are brilliant!
Good thing that Egyptian chappy is holding that red box there.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# you mean the one
with the barn as a hat?
:P

no, they're really lovely
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Yay
Ning sis? Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Well ta!
Drawing away, and I recieved avery special message off Vileevils this morning confirming there'll be a gig on the 23rd of January at The Academy in Brum. Wheeeeeee!

Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Cool!
I went to the British Museum yesterday to see the mummies - can you do a mummy next? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Mummy is on the list :)
Along with VIKINGS and soldiers an an an and an ASTRONAUT.

No dinosaurs though :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# yeah, draw some vikings!
sitting in a tavern singing "spam, spam, spam ,spam..."
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# YEY!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] pass the mind bleach...
i now have images of these two twunts 'at it'...
humpety humpety humpety hump..

and i hope to pass that charming image onto you delightful people...
(dieselmonkey, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# *dies*
*blames you*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# *fucks while still warm*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# *judges silently from beyond the grave*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# A PERFECT TEN!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I wish I wore a twelve
Alas...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# centimetres!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# ick
imagine what their kids would look/sound like!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Letitia Dean would get it
*does crumpet hand gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# mmmm a nice buttery crumpet!
/starving hungry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# she's got a helluva pair of buttery crumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha


sorry I didnt contact you about that drink, we must meet up for a christmas mulled wine or something else poncy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# arf arf

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I haven't seen that film in ages
I must buy a copy.


I have one of the yoke collars, and they're not very comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# well...
they're not really designed to be, are they...
(dieselmonkey, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Bloody should be, you're meant to never take them off!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# it's no fun...
if it doesn't hurt...

mind you, saying that, i have a permanent slave bangle on, and that's fairly comfy.

bloody heavy though for a bit of jewellery...
(dieselmonkey, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Ooooh, where from?
I was looking at those captive slave rings you can get from Wildcat, they're very nice. I'm not really wanting to get an owner's brand *just* yet, although it's something I'd like to do eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# ebay, from memory
i have a thing for permanent jewellery, it's about 7 or 8mm diameter solid stainless steel, and has a little worm screw that fastens it. you then snap off the screw key, so you'd need to drill or saw it off.

and a silver ring that says 'slave' which gets some funny looks at work...
(dieselmonkey, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Fantastic.
Ebay is marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# i read that once, well, i say read
'tried to read' would be more accurate
it was so boring i gave up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# me too
I was trying to find that Nancy woman that wrote about female erotic fantasy but couldn't remember who it was
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# nancy friday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# that's it
My wife dropped it in the bath and we tried to dry it out on a radiator
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# I did that with Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# she did two books I think
Men in Love & Women on Top

both make quite interesting reading
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Look what I got with the paper today...

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# arf
*spangs with Mictoboy's spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# is that my christmas present?
/doesn't yet have a spanging pan
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# bugger
the cat's out of the basket
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# KILL IT BEFORE IT SHITS IN MY FLOWER BEDS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Hah, like it
..sneaks in rp
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Haha
I have millions of them!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# same here,
I dont really know what to do with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# I intend to give them to my daughter
so she can make a huge collage one day.

Do you have any small people who might appreciate them - or a local nursery?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hmmm, my daughter likes to eat paper....
she is 8 months old so maybe to young to appreciate them?

A local nursery is a top idea though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Pffft!
Brilliant.
I've still got my huge Poultry poster from the Guardian the other day. I can't bring myself to chuck it, nor to stick it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# chicken McLittle
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# yes
we did that joke about 20 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# that's why it's here, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# youthinks right..
ashamed it took 20 mins to do..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
#
apart for mthe logo, what did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# hes a mcnugget..
not much really..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# made the body out of pictures of chicken burgers
EDIT: Or McNuggets...
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Still needs
'Serving suggestion' in small print.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *tries not to laugh*
*makes pained expression*


*hits self in face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *prepares for another lecture on why 99% of the world is wrong*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# so I'm not the only one
that finds them tiring too?
(-2D, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# That's an easy one.
It's because they're people.


/trained in root cause analysis blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# we're all wrong...
100% of us, I prefer the attitude of let people get on with what they think is right and don't try and make the world revolve to your rythmn. each of us has an opinion on something and not everybody will agree, whats the point in arguing with them to change their mind, what makes you think you're right and they're wrong. Sermon over peace to all..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# And fuck it, we all die in the end
So let's party while we can!

Yay!

Party!

Oh shit, I'm still at work.
(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh the irony
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# pah!
not enough meat on it...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
#
"not enough meat on it..."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# that's vera good
and his head looks like a nice dollop of vanilla icecream for dessert. yum!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear oh dear


If you think mine seams fine, check out the source image
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# haha
nonces are great
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# haha damn - I was gonna do that one later. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I bumped into him at the weekend
he was getting his car washed at a Total garage in Oxshott - a red rolls. No small children in the vicinity luckily.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# new video what i made
click to have a look

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Your name is not a lie
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# that is awesome
truly brilliant work
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# *drools*
that is most wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# *SPACKS*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# gasp!
that's a bit like an animated version of what mental people draw when you give them a blunt pencil
very well done also
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# fantastic as usual
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# That video is quite simply
the best thing on Youtube ever!

Woo of the highest!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# NOT FAIR!
Stop nicking all the talent and hummus you!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Christ!
Fuck me, that video is utterly ace!
*Clickety-click*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# blimey
i'm very impressed, if just a tiny bit freaked out...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# *approves*
*clicks like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# T
Riffic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Awesome!
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Please send me all your talent
in a jiffy bag.

Wheelybird,
P.O. Box 235097,
Luton.


Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# *signs up for tons of junk mail*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Go for it.
What you don't realise is that it's *your* address I put down. Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# damn it
*attaches shredder to letterbox*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# *sends bombs*
*uses that as the return address*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Go for it.
What you don't realise is that it's *your* address I put down. Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# i am not Dr. Strange
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# That
is a matter for debate. 8.30pm at The Dragon Bar (downstairs) good for you and your team of debaters?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Ooooh!
Dragon Bar Shoreditch?

I can see you....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Yes, there.
Can you?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# No, but it takes me 30 seconds to be in there :)
Would you be up for a city b3ta bash? Myself and Emvee are looking into it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# No.
I never want to meet any of you.


Who's Emma?

edit: Oh, Emvee. I misread that. I must buy new eyes at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# *could do this, with enough warning*
As I can go straigfht from my town to....er....

Where does the met line go to?

*can't remember*

There's a big flower stall in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# London?
I've seen a big flower stall in London. Must be London. London, I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Oh don't be a git.
go from Aylesbury straight into.... m......m....

MARYLEBONE!

*yessss!*

Right, ciggie tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# But that's not in the City.


But then, nor is Shoreditch.

I hate Shoreditch.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Well the choice of places is open....
You got any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Nope.
`Fraid not.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# but the underground connects it to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# fanta
stick!
(I helped save b3ta! binnster, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Supoib!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# ooooooo
this messes with me equilibrium
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# fantastic stuff as usual sir!
did you ever get your BBC ambulance `16k memory thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# wha? buh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# haha yeah
ive never actually used it yet

Funnily enough i was interviewed today for BBC south east news.. aparently i'm going to be on the telly this evening, although i wont be able to watch it because its not my region... i'm sure it will be horribly embarracing anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# suck me sideways, that video is ACE
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# that is just fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# *clickety-click*
w/y/h ...possibly p.
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# You deserve either to win..
.. or be banned from..
the entire internet.

That is both Woo and Gaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# wow
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Wow
Fuck me, that video's brilliant. You sir are a genius!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# you mentalist
that am all the WOO!

now have a shave you scruffy bugger, tsk, have you no standards? i bet you didn't even brush your teeth this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# just fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Now STOP that
you're making the rest of us look like the talentless hacks we are

*kills self*

*rises from dead*

*eats Monty's brainzzz*
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] He's behind you...
.... in the greenhouse
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# The Daddy is behind you!
also: news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/sci_nat_animals_in_the_womb/html/1.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Those are disturbingly fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# i was intrigued, until i read it was computer generated :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Awwww
*huggles*
*gets covered in placenta*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Genius!
Made me laugh!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fantastic idea
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# To be fair to Clifford the Big Red Dog
it is only like a lamppost to a normal dog...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha!
i wonder where his monsterturds go.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# I thought that.
It's an issue that the cartoon series has never broached.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I always wondered how they cleaned up his monstrous dog-loaves. With five men and a bin-bag, probably.

Ed: ^Mindpiss turd
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Hhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Number 2 in the series
Booziful - A ghost that has drunk too much pop and needs the toilet whilst holding a gun - Booziful!



Number 1 - www.b3ta.com/board/5417697
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Thank you Mr Saver....
At least you like it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Santa's a wanker
(site_history_log, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# And with that I am gone.
see you all.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Bye
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Hi the... oh. bye then.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
Santa is gonna come real soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# but it's only once a year
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# big balled bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# But when he does
come he really empties his sack.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# hohohohohohoho
/seasonal auto complete
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Yep and thats down the chimney
Ahh the old ones are the best aren't they?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Wanka Claus
Sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# wanking claws?
sounds painful...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# it always makes me frown
and then get fucking angry, at the way they have animal based cartoon characters advertising meat products

Chicken Little on the Happy Meal box with Chicken McNuggets in for example.
While that is pretty darn funny, it really pisses me off because I know that the cretinous imbred parents who take their kids there and feed them full of processed crap aren't providing the kids with the necessary inormation or connection between the two items.
Mind you, they probably don't see it themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# *has honestly never thought about it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# really?
REALLY?!
Gah! (animal rights and information for all outburst)

*by the way, check your mail, you didn't attach the pictures ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I don't eat fast food, so I never really see the packaging
I see what you mean though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# you should eat australian burgers.
it's not fastfood, homemade, has everything on it, and big as a fucking house!

BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# My drummer's going to Oz for three months next year
I shall get him to bring me one back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# i'm going back in april.
two winters in a row, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I'd like to go
But I'd have to lamp people who called me a whinging pom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# people thought i was australian
and the funny thing is, I'M NOT!
apparently i imitated the accent quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# WHERE ARE YOU FROM
Pleaes tell me, I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# we speak 2 languages, and the one i speak is the same as mediocre.
}:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# If I get it will you say yes?
Belgium.

Or Holland.

I hope it's Holland, it's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Holland.
Dutchland.


Land o' the bifi and paprika crisps. And waffles in vending machines.

Oh, and black devil vanilla cigarettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# you arse.
Belgium?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# To have rights
you must have responsibilties.

What are the animals' responsibilities?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# providing us with food?
keeping plants alive?
work the land?

just a few suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# To be eaten?
Just a thought.
EDIT: pissorama and no mistake
(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Further:
Why do you never see lions standing up for zebras' rights.

Wasps? What are their rights?

Do bacteria have rights? What about viruses?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Bacteria have the right to remain silent
as anything they say may be held against them in a court of law
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# no
but they haven't taken themselves out of the food chain and fucked things over.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# You'll be telling me next
that natural is good and other things are not.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# madness!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Next you will be talking about delicate balances of nature.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# To taste good with chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# What about those little flames with faces on the british gas advert?
Every time you turn on your gas, millions of those little flames DIE!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# They deserve it.
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# do you see what you've done there though
you've perpetrated the myth that its ok because its funny as they are cartoons and not real.

But thats what the fucking conglomerate shit holes want you to believe as you shovel another chicken mcarsewipe in to your mouth.

You ARE eating things that were alive.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# What?
We should eat rocks? Almost everything we eat was alive, except for minerals and synthetic chemical stuff (probably made from fossil fuels). We don't think about it because it's our nature to eat living things. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# no, I'm saying that the ignorance
that these people live with is the problem.

And given the choice and information, more children would reduce the meat intake in their diet which would make them healthier and improve the planet by reducing the need for such a destructive level of animal farming.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# actually, a child needs meat.
but, not in such large quantities, like you said. about 1-3 times per week should do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
#
/glitter blog
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# no it doesn't
thats utter nonsense.

Protein is what it needs, how do you explain breastfeeding? that's not beefburgers.

Meat is not a requirement for the human diet at all.
I barely eat any and I'm perfectly well fed and alive.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah, my ex is veggie and he's perfectly fine.
I was veggie when I was with him and I wasn't so good, constantly ill all the time although that may have been down to depression. Hmmm.

*is sorry for eating meats*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# i used to be friends with a vegan.
but she was depressed all the time, despite having nothing to be depressed about. after a while i got fed up with her emo-like whining about all the drugs she was going to take in the weekend and how much she love-hated this one fellow and was going to take drugs with him, i told her to fuck off and sort her life out.

sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# So you should be.
You should have given her an injection of your mighty beef.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# The Dutch have the biggest willies in Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# but i'm not dutch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# You sort of are.
More so than I am.

And I have a tiny willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# is it pierced?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# after a certain age you no longer need meat, that is true.
these days, you can indeed provide enough alternatives for meat, but meat still is an easier, slightly better choice.

/mother is a vegetarian dietician
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# yes its the simple option
no doubt about that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# There's no need to be quite so militant about it though
and talk to people like their fucking stupid.

;) ... see! winky smily thing, I am of course joking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# they're not fucking stupid
not
their not fucking stupid
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Thankyou for making me look fucking stupid
:)

you nazi!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# I didn't do it
you did :)
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# I didn't think I was
going by the tone of other posts I would say I responded equally or even in a restrained way.

The number of people shouting about how killing and eating animals is ace at me should really cause me to call them evil c***s in return, but theres no need for that as its simply one opinion against another and it would make little difference.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I don't give a toss what you've said or had said to you by anyone else
Any reply that starts with 'do you see what you've done there though' is by default condescending in my book.

Anyway, let's get back to being funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# your default needs relaxing to give people the benefit of the doubt
It was in relation to his talking about a cg cartoon character. How on earth could it be taken as condescending?!

Stop looking at peoples opinions or discussions as arguements, theres none of that in what I've said and I certainly have not said anyone should give up doing what they want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# of course, that is assuming that the last few hundred/thousand years of human development have also been flawed
man was not the first animal to kill another animal to feed and thus survive from,
it is part of a food chain, all we have done now is simply 'progress', (and I use that term loosely) through farming, the method behind it so that
we don't have to gather spears and go and catch something.
It seems wrong to condemn everyone who eats meat 'just' because it is not essential to the human diet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Teh interweb is not essential to the human diet.
*condemns all of you*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *feels condemned*
/requests condemned man's last meal....

medium rare steak with all of teh trimmings
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# I am in a ever ending battle
to persuade my wife that man-meat is halal.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# you can call me halal?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# And it tastes nice.
Anyway, what is not natural?

What animals do is natural. Humans are animals.

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Ah
but we contain a divine spark that makes us more than mere animals

*runs a very very long way away indeed*

I am joking, before this erupts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I never condemned anyone
All I've said is that I find it weird that you can have happy cartoon chickes on boxes of dead chicken and that you don't need to eat meat to survive.


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Excuse me but...
You have every right to be vegetarian.

Everyone has a choice. Just because you have a problem with eating something that was alive doesn't mean everyone else shouldn't.

Yes, intensive farming is bad. Yes, unhealthy meat is bad (much like unhealthy vegetables).

But that doesn't mean that it's fundamentally wrong to eat meat. Similarly just because you don't *have* to eat meat doesn't mean you *shouldn't*.
(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I am definitely not a vegetarian.
And I agree with everything Toasty says except about being a vegetarian.

McDonalds etc. is just shit. People should eat food instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# ^this^
being able to prepare simple dishes from simple food is a lost art
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I NEVER SAID IT WAS!

I also never said I was vegetarian.

I do wish people would read what I type and not what they think I have typed.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# wrong
i was brought up completely veggie and am now over 6ft with no nutritional deficiences/weird related illnesses...you just have to eat a balanced diet.
(prostheses, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# See I think I'd feed my children meat and fish a few times a week and let them make their own decisions about it.
Hmmmm. *is undecided*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# but by feeding them it...... you're choosing for them ;p
Isn't it better to not feed them it (giving them an ethically and karmically healthy option instead) and then when they are old enough to choose they can chomp down on whatever animal they like?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# how come you can say that and not get the shit storm that I get?!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# But meat is tasty.
Except for the following types of meat that I don't like:

Pork
Lamb
Turkey
and all type of fish.

I like veal. It's yummy.

I agree though. It should be a ritual that on their 5th birthday children slaughter, butcher and cook their favourite type of animal.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# ^This
How cool would that be?!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# *splutter*
you don't like pork? ye gads man, it's the joint second best meat after a fucking great big bloody steak!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Ba. Con. Sand. Wich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I mean pork chops.
Bacon & sausages is yummy. Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# You don't like lamby? Not even a roasted leggie?
Snd if you only like bacon and smosages do you not like the wonderousness of crackling?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# No.
No, I don't. Lamb is all yucky. Yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# ^this
eurk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# :O
What;s your favourite roasty then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# everything else.
but not lamb. i like fish as well, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# joint second best in that steak is the king
and all other types of meat are joint second best
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I love all pig-related
meat products. It's just a pain my wife's superstition means I can't eat it at home, or feed it to my children.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# they were alive
and now they are all dead and yummy

as a child, i always enjoyed making "baa baaaaa baa" noises when it was lamb for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# i'd eat a penguin
they look tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# in the immortal words of Graham Kennedy
"I wonder what they taste like?"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# i fucking love eating meat
meat meat meaty meat mmmmmmm

i'm going to set up a restaurant where all they sell is meat, and when people keel over we'll throw them on the fire, more meat for the meat eaters! and there'll be two smoking sections, regular and extra

/leary
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# It's Gordon Ramsey's place isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# he cooks vegetables the traitor
you don't make friends with salad, everyone knows that
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# only in a meat sauce
I read an interview with him that said not one dish in his place is vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# i like the cut of his jib
seriously, i love meat. mrs gravytrain is a veggie and fair do's to her and all of her species, tis not for me though

at the end of the day you pays your money and makes your choice, extolling the virtues of veg-based tedium or meat-filled heaven rarely sways those of an alternate mind so let people get on with it i say
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# if only it were that simple
but life isn't just a case of handing over some money and making it all right.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# pays your money in a metaphorical sense
i don't have a moral quandary eith eating meat - we have both canine and molar teeth in our mouths because we've evolved to be omnivores

animal cruelty on the other hand i do have a problem with. i don't think that makes me a hypocrite. i think you should be more tolerant on this issue - education is a fine thing but people will harden their minds if they feel they're being force-fed it (if you'll excuse the pun)
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Nowt wrong with vegetables.
Potatoes are quite clearly almost good enough to be classified as meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Potatoes are fucking lovely.
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely golden chips.....



/Samwise blog. did I get that all right? I was working from memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# I don't remember
him using the word 'fucking'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I knew you were going to say that.
Pfft, I say to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# only when him and frodo got some alone time
"harder mr frodo, you fucking bitch, it's barely touching the sides"
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Po-Ta-Toes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# ^this
with added condescension
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# smoked meat!
yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# s'as bad as Ainsley Harriet advertising vegetables . . .
Hello Mr. Toast


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# badum tish!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# but chicken little isn't real
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# neither are the mcnuggets
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# it's kind of eerie
how you always manage to say exactly what has been bothering me too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# we should gang up
and overthrow everything
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# yes
I think we should
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I just steer clear of the whole mess
Sticking to eating my own food and eating out at places like squeek
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Do they not even put
'SERVING SUGGESTION' in small print next to the picture of Chicken Little?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
#
^
|
'--Haha
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# And exactly how many yonks have butchers
used a fat pig in an apron to advertise their wares?

Admittedly it's a little fuctup, but at least everyone understood it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# heheheheh WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I hate clowns
*aims anti-clown custard pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# You're a sick, sick man.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Ho ho ho
Very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# *groans*
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# There's a guy at our local GAME store who calls everyone buddy.
And I must say, it really begins to grate as he uses it like bloody punctuation.

Woo for you though, you silly bloody man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Thanks Buddy!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# *turns green*
*wears cropped trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# calm down, mate.
mate buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Cor!
your shirt has ripped! Hubba Hubba!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I like cropped trousers!!
they am sexay!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# *groan*
*Moan*

Woo good sir knight
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# and 'lo did Dave arrive
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# you betcha hot patootie!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# good god
*dies of punnage related injuries*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# David!
I am ashamed of you!!

Not really, top punngaetm

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Yes, I would like to buy a sequin


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Ahh, you saw the pun
about the sequin, Sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# no, where?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# oh dear
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# *constructs elaborate hat-based voodoo doll*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

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