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# must....kill...braiiiiiinss









fuck IE
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I seem
to have shit myself.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# shat's a shame

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Its
a load of crap.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# are you sure you've shit yourself?
maybe you are just quite excited?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# My... my eyes!
OH GOD.

OHGODOHGODOHGOD.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# awww.... he's cute
in a rabid sort of way
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# yaay :D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Kill brains?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# oh, i forgot this is b3ta
nevermind... :P
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
#
:S
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# that makes brainpain :(
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh















(, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# b3ta won't let me post enough to fill a whole screen in one go :(















(, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)
# try it with the two alterating images i used
makes it more disturbing

like so















(, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Ooh, so it does
I didn't notice that :)
(, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)
# i thought so
but right now with the screen full of *blink* i think yours looks even better :-)
(, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)
# yo
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Damn Chav Badgers
coming round here, stealing our women and our jobs, etc.
/Daily Mail blog

Great stuff, chap :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Badger Badj!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# 'sup
bro
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# WYH
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# *likes*
*tweaks nosering*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# B to the A to the D to the GER
I'm Bad girl, oh don't you know.

New Forest Side fo' life.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# AWESOME
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Yo!
*offers rolled bits of hedge*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Badchavs?
Chavgers?

It's ace whatever it is :D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# :D
checkitouuuut
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Haha
excellent
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Chicks, toilets and a jolly fat german!
It's panto time!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Es Ist Hinter Ihnen!!!
;)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# He's a
chick magnet.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Hatstand.
But oddly watchable
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# ich konnte Dirk Bach noch nie leiden...
wooo chicky chicky chicky
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# he's
gay and so is peta
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# He's also
behind yooooooo
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# This is... utterly mad.
And that's why I love it. Oh yes.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# THe A to Z of ROCK!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# I like it :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# woo!
*ignores thread below*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# I bet
I can guess what Z is
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Hello sah
There aren't many Z's, but you'll probably be right.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# For pure rock value
and for cartoon suitability, I think it's going to be the guys who always take up the last slot in alphabetical displays.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# I know who
I'm going to do...also sometimes, some letters just have far to many good names to use.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Zyklon-B
Nordic black metal for the win/lose at the same time.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# It's Zebedee
from the Magic Roundabout. Boiiing!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Zoothead?
Songs for Gray Areas, 2000 (apparently)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Frank Zappa

no discussion there
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Ziggy Stardust
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# He was a nazz!
with god-given ass
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Making love
to his eagle.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# With just a beer lite to guide him
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# ZZ Top
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# The problem is
I think I'm going to stick to just names...obviously this rule will be bent when it just gets too difficult to think of stuff.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# zoogs rift.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Forever Young!
Rock on, bovine
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Hurrah!
Is this going to go the whole way?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Not tonight
but it will go ALL THE WAY BABY.

I might stumble at X...
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# I bet theres something
Erm...Static X might be pushing it

edit: Xandria, apparently.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
#
Xylophone
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# X-Ecutioners
perhaps?

Xerox? XTC?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Xzibit
is about to pimp your doodle
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Generation X
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# A is also for AWESOME!

which i am saying far too much lately. sorry.

woo unt yay!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Works for me!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# grow it
grow it grow it
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# I gots more:
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# meow
meow meow meow meow
(, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)
# bleeeeeeeee
bleeee bleeee bleeee
*repeats inexhaustedly*
(, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Thats ace!
You gonna do the entirety of A through Z?

I bet I know what Z will be
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# lemme guess?
zeppelin?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# OOH OOH
whats "b" for?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Buggering Groupies!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# "TWANGBAR!!!!!"
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
*is excited*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Now this is good
*clicks*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# fantastic!
nice to see you back on the board
have a woo!
(, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Tesco doctor
One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,
My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!"
" Listen; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies.
There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid. ...a lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Club card points". So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits Five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in
two weeks".
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and "pleasured himself" into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He
deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The
computer prints the following:
1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2) your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never
get
better....Thank you for shopping at Tesco
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# ¬¬;
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# old
and i dont get it this time either

wait: now ive read it its a bit better

on the old version he put tapwater into the machine the second time, no wonder it was so stupidly bad
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# fookin Ace...
:o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
now THAT'S funny.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# haahah
I want to *cleek* "I like this"

damn it!!!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# This is a test.
(Sorry folks, Curis twatted about with my password and name so I just wanted to check it was back to normal).
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# it doesn`t work when people set the minimum font size...
:p
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahhaha
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Funny
But wheres the pic?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# WORDS!

THANKS! NEXT!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# here here..
:o|
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Argh! /talk Invaders!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Yay for relentless beatings!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha
Needs more cowbell
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# :o)
Blammo!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
#

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Yes
I can post pictures, it's just that this little story paints its own picture!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# I'll show off my new hippo
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# any guesses on this one?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Noel Fielding in Boosh on the Tundra episode?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# *gasp*
winnar! have a biccy! *holds out tin of biccies*


heheheh i'm gonna guess that you're a boosh fan as well, then? :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# you bet!
seen 'em live and even got the Tshirt (:

i want more colourful boots and a big colourful suit.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# biggest pile of wank on telly since those cunts Mitchell and Webb
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Discuss.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# I prefer the summary :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Well....
That's Number Wang
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# says the man going to see David Essex in concert.
you old woman
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# if "The Boosh" are still around in 30 years (or those talentless cunts Mitchell and Webb), I`ll maybe take it back
:p
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# who the fuck from 30 years ago is still around?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# err... me?
for starters :p
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# yeah but you're still cute (;
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# fat, spotty, and baldy
you just have shit eyesight!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# you were scared of me and it was funny (:
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# just don`t like other birds in my personal space
one bird .. well 0 now.. is quite enough!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# how are we supposed to get to your willy if we're not in your personal space?
you're rubbish!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# good luck finding it
I ain`t seen it since my teen years when I discovered the secret to getting fat
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Wasn't there a Mrs Rik?
Your Not flating it alone are you? That explains the lack of fridge and the tapping up the mad lady next door!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# damn right
it`s getting that like scene out of Kingpin.. with the landlady

*shudders*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# even Hawkwind are still going!
young whippersnapper
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Get out your costumes....
Here we come!! Silver Machine!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# top track, that!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# *raises hand*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# *gasp*
nononono!!!!!!!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# dont argue with him
just tell him he smells of gay (he does)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# the only reason they didn`t show it before or after Catherine Tate is that the rate of suicide in the UK would increase tenfold in an evening
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# oh sweetheart i dont even have a TV
I dont care when they show it.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# I`m not gonna get a telly for my new flat (when that eventually happens)
I`ll just MythTV through Linux

it`ll ROCK!

.. just need a bigger monitor :\
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# heheh!
i wanna see them live. They might actually come to NY so mofaha and I wanna see them so badly! i was telling my cousin that i would totally raid vince/noel's closet if I could, but she thinks his clothes are ugly... ;D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# So you're in NYC?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# i think that everything about him is perfect *swoons*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# hahahah! yes, quite right.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# I can probably safely say
that everyone likes Mighty Boosh :D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# never seen it
:o(
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# saw 5 mins, was the last time i'll do that.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Darkplace is better though sir!
Watch that instead :D
All here! (bar one)
video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=darkplace
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# thats bloody odd
that program! :o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
but the best thing ever!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# i've been told to watch that
the guy from that plays Saboo in Nanageddon...
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Aye
the fella from Boosh plays the padre in Darkplace as well ;)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# which fella?
Howard?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# the normal looking one
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# His name escapes me right now
the one with the tash
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# yepp
Howard.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# yeh
If you need me, I'll be right here in the vestry. If not I'll be out in the jeep.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Class line.
Or "embrace the infinite"
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# so that's where the evil flying stapler comes from.
will have a better look at these in due course.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Arf!
I do hope so :D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# it is gooooooood
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# It's my new obsession :D
a good'un and all
/the DVD was too long in the making
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# yea!
:D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# If you like that
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# No you can't
I don't like anything I don't know about :|
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# reminds me
of freddy mercury
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Ciggy Star dust?
Or the Mighty Boosh?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# 2nd one.
but TuTT beat you.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# that'd make a change (;
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Oh yeah
:o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# She always does...
:o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# arf
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Waxing lyrical....
It's a follicle miracle....
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# i'm the ape of death
and i don't care
cos i'm the monkey
with the love-a-ly hair
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# NoBu....
Can you sort me out... :o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
#
XD
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Oooooh....
Sorry Mate I can't go there this time of night....
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Hurrah to your pics
and also to boosh
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# umm
Flash Boredom :D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Boosh!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# crunch him!!
go on billy! do it!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
If you're against the papoose system, i've got little wheel that clicks into me chin like a roller skate...
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha
This is an outrage!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Hooray for Tony Harrison!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# You've done me no favours there.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# i thought i better reveal my mother shes dead now.

seriosuly my mum isnt dead but still shes ugly
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Oh. My. Dogs.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# sexay!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# you can see the fear in her eyes
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# i see no eyes
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# neither do i
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# hehehee
i likes that! :o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# You of all the people in the universe would!
Haha Hiya fella! :-)

Edit: And woo Yeknom!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# howdy
:o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# pance begone!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# TROUSERS BEGONE!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Magic!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Oh no
that's given me the fear. Just as I'm off to bed. A rather nervous woo to the pic.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# that!
on a motherfucking plane!!!

awesome! I'll probably have nightmares about it now :D

yay!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# i still would
with THIS

www.annsummers.com/thruster/thruster.wmv

NSFW...sort of.. ermm... i guess..

I just cant believe this EXISTS.... *sigh*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# That looks fun
*gets vagina envy*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
that fucker showed up on my MSN.
*embarressed*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# O_o
That literally scared the Sh1t out of me im not going to sleep now... GUARANTEED thanks




*shudder*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# You're lucky
a nightmare is one thing...but having dildo mania show up on your playlist is another :-S
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaha - well i did warn you! the URL isnt hidden or anything!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Arf!
I just sigged it as blame b3ta for the dildo thing ;)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# knows what to get tutt for xmas
:o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# chemicaly sterilized?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# i hate to let you know
but that thing couldn't get me pregnant
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# i just think it would make an ammusing prank in general
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# i'm getting that implant at some point
fuck knows why, i'm not getting any
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# you realise
loads of b3ta blokes just fainted! :o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# yeah.. out of food and can`t be arsed nipping to Tescos
:(
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# pffft
:o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# you called?
Oh wait, sigh.... Didn't click link, but I am sure I am glad I didn't...

Update: Out the bath, it was greeeeeeeeeeeeeeat (in the words of Toni the Tiger!) DB came back, no trians to Nottingham tonight! so we are going downstairs to play table football for a while, but I will be back :o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# hurrah!
send my regards (:
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# He's in the shower....
It's a very TopGun hygenic household!! haha!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# phrooooar!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Christ!
I went to anne summers once and there was a huge black plastic cast of a fist
and forearm up to the elbow with a handle on it in the dildo section.

I wanted to ask how well it sold but didnt dare talk to any of the staff.

/anne summers blog
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# i went into this sex shop in bedford
with a couple of friends - i had to leave when i saw all these dildos on the wall in glass boxes - reminded me of stuffed fish!

/sad ex-teenage blog!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# i used to host the parties back home
always good fun! haha!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# I can imagine.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Forward thrusters activated!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "Genetics, eugenics, gender, race, class, history and cross-dressing make an evening that is fun for all the family" Northants Evening News


Edit: only slightly shopped
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Cor!
That's in Northampton!

*hydes from crazy frog*

cue Rik . . .

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Good Evening, Mr Hat Sir
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# pearly pearl was enquiring after you this artnoon,he sends his regards.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# I seed him, ta!
*wayves* I'm orf for a bit . . . ta-ta

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I wonder about your sanity
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# I wonder if she eats a magical sausage
:D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# she eats Crazy Frog`s magical sausage
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# nyyyyyyyyyyy naaaaah naahahn ninng nidddddi nddddndn idndnd
O_O

good, that'll teach the frog
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
#


visit website and donate some moneys
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# awwww
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
that is lovely
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# cheers
missy :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Will you marry me?

Woo & feckin' YEY!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# yes
for a small paypal donation
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Ahhhh
that's what it's called now
;)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# I love your stuff
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# ta
much appreciated
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

*melts*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# yay! :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# *loves*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# That's lully
and no mistake

you pretentious git ;)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# thanks


it is quite a metaphorical piece
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Loon!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# this is really loverly.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# That's beautiful
:o) Click
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# now this I really really like
woo
(, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Evening all (before you say sorry about filesize)

I've been arty again
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# if you know the filesize was large, why did you not sort it out before posting the pic?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# *cough*
because im a lazy arse and ill so blurgghhhh.. passes disease.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# also ^this^
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# ^This^
oh and ^that^ again
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# why would i say sorry about the filesize?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# :O
har de har :) lol good pun on words no seriously.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Have you had the part of your brain that types punctuation removed?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# the punctiveganglion
Makes a total banana's apostrophe out of everything
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Hmmm
Try this.

It doesnt take long to optimise and you make a lot more friends
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# you mean
this?

/ooh i am a bad bad boy
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# hahaha
I save that for strike 3.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Ahhh!
lol still too big supposedly lol. 66.34 or whatever still images are 50k limit so the faq bummer say :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# True,
photoshops image size guesser must be a little out. The point remains; I cut it to under half its size with no effort.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# heh
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# ok!
thats allright see :) lol because we cant read what you type lol because its all a big punctuationless hard to read mass of words :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# hehe
damn you and your speedier considerateness ;)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# You cut its size in half again though
so we both win
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# hooray!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# well... nyer to you and your large post that wont load at all.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# i'd rather you wore
this
and only this
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# you`ve a bagged foot fetish?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# *climbs inside*

yessir
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# oo-er
missus!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# it takes no time to be considerate
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Nice and also easy:


Fluff abounds!!:-)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# .. that would require a thumbnail in the first instance ;)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# True
I don't have time to be around here that much these days given work, but when I do poke my little face in there is normally usually some 'nazi' thread here or there concerning file size.

Using the codz solves everything with work you might have spent ages doing, and/or may not know how to optimize to the sensible requirements. Being a graphic designer is not a prerequisite of b3ta is it? Using the safe option must be happy to everyone; surely? :-)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Sorry about the filesize
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# optimised to 50%
comes out at 28.23k on photosoup
60%, 37.19k

and I can still read your copyright tag

:D

nazi teim!!!!!!!

nice picture tho
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# ƒhƒaƒ|ƒsƒYƒa?
dojipopizuji??
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# !
rkcybqvat zrng cnfgel bs qrngu!!!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# try encoding in
Japanese (Shift JIS)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# ok
now I see japanese writing

but it still makes no sense

^_^
幸せ!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# *starts eating meal*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Dinosaur on a unicycle
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Woo!
Acetastic!
Have this dino pun


(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hang on . . . you're not Mugatu


(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahaha! He's dripping! HE'S DRIPPING!!
You really are best!


(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Dang you beat me!
I'm ALLLLL out of dino pics

Woo!

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# *joins in*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# I love this dino shootout
as I love all of them
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# ^in awe as well
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# YEYEYEYE!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# rah!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# haha!
and no hurry on the penguin pun :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# prolly Monday . . .

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Smooth....!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# hi pixelated cockalorum
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# That's so sweet.
I love his tongue :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# this is aaaaaaawesome
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Lulliness!
your stuff cheers me up so much :D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# awwww how ace!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Ensign Wesly was later to react furiously to accusations there was more to his 'itch' during a deep-space transmission..


based on this shop I did for a Star Trek fan-Site today..
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Picard: "Fire at Will!"
Riker: "Ewwwwww!"
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# hehehehehe
(, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 1:39, archived)
# PHROAR!

i've been debating with myself wether to get the anne summers trekkie outfit for fancy dress parties..... hmmmm...
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
#

*holds that thought*

Evening, m'dear
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# err . . .
That's MY thought you're holding . . .

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# bugger off!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Crivens!

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# I'm Sirtis that I've seen this before . . .
Woo!


(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hahahaha
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Will Shat(ner)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
repost
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# I hear he's a real contender.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Woo
for kitten sports!

repost from a few weeks ago:

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Hahaha
This makes me happy :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# What ho!
I was RIGHT!

I DID have beer before lunch! \o/

EDIT: Makes me happy too! Woo!

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# DAVE'S DRUNK!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
SHUSH!

I'm not as think as you drink I yum!

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeee

I reckon he's sure for a gold :D
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# yeeeeeey! miow!!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# It's a day of firsts for me...
My first attempt at a face transplant.

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# ewww!
TJ: does anyone have a link for that kitten verification thingy?

You know what I mean - that anti-spambot process where you have to click on the kitten in a set of pictures.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# This?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# yay!
thank you :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# haha that`s fantastic!
I wrote a stupid "enter the hard to read number" thing, but kittens would be so much cooler
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# heya Rik
How's tricks? Made any Branning songs lately?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# hey dude
did a few last week, just been too lazy to upload them :)

may do that tomorrow.. but may not

oh how I love to .. tease
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
do it, you lazy spacker! ;)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] took far too long to make for the crap that it is
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Well executed
Unfortuately bindun, but have a woo anyhoos
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# :)
Hits include "Killer Queen" and "Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, she's been impregnated by a facehugger which can only result in an impending chestburster ending her life and rapidly growing into a lethal Alien Drone"
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# *sings* Ash was a...
ROOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done :)
Have a Woo! and a repost of sorts
www.b3ta.com/board/5732429
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:09, archived)
# things that take far too long are mostly well worth it, mostly
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Haven't I seen this before?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# No
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Oh.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# nice one
I'm not a car person, but this is cool
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# SPORK GIRL!

/i have no idea
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:33, archived)
# i would
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# I have
Slut
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)
# she has two vag's
.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)
# She certainly is very sporky
Lovely stuff..!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)
# i knew that would be yours
it's ace
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)
# that scares the fuck out of me
*clicks*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:37, archived)
# cor!
she should go here
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:37, archived)
# what's that?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)
# It's a sporking place
do an image search for "smorking" to see the original
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# its a place to spork
kinda like dogging, but for th krzy japs and their weird jappasex. im guessing...
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# whatever it is i want it to LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!


*runs away*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# very runcible!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# The word spork
reminds me of the other week, when I was chatting to a man filming me for a documentary (which will probably never see the light of day).

He told me that he is in a band called "Space Funk Explosion" I giggle at the name, explaining that my mind wants me to portmanteau the first two words in the name. Like with spoon and fork.

I don't think he was all that please with me renaming his band "Spunk Explosion"
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
That really made me laugh! 8o)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid. that should be thoroughly stuck in his head now.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# punkface sexplosion
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# He should be pleased
a band named Spunk Explosion would get more attention that the old name, which I already forgot
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# The Jon Spencer Spunk Explosion
:)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# spunk face explosion...

*adds to list of future band/song names*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Nice on Ecs
I expect little else from you other than weirdness. Top stuff !
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# i think it was the result of going to sleep between starting and finishing it
last night it was an elegant woman, today I came back to it and it made me think of a spork.
i should probably stick with putting top hats on animals :)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha

*clicks*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# yays!
her necklace does some weird tracing stuff though
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Woo!
I'm afraid I haven't made your penguim pun yet, but it'll arrive . . .

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd get Bobby Davro in just to be eaten.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:20, archived)
# wonderful
top stuff
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:25, archived)
# haha
Nicely done that (wo)man
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Woman?
You cheeky sod!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)
# haha!
nice
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# I love this.
If only there were some manner of button which could indicate the way I feel about this picture..
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# i like this because i dont like cristmas and that movie was not terrible.
excellent (:
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# I think I am going to go to Thailand or Penang (gets amps ready)
for Xmas this year, spend it with my Mum, it will be the first Xmas with my Mum for... Erm, well forever I think...

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# i want to go on a holiday that i dont hate ):
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# I tried to do a Google link, it failed :(
I have been on lots of holidays I loved.... The secret is to go on your own and meet people when you get there :oD

Edit // Not in a 18/30's kinda way, in a I have friends all over the world (having worked at a Uni for 10 years) kinda way...
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# same here.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# RAMSAY
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)
# erm
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Ris ?
^
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)
# yes
oh god yeah it's out of context

edit: IT WAS VERY FUNNY AT THE TIME
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# funnie.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# lololololololrzzzzz
rofflingmayo!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:20, archived)
# I recognise that bloke
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# hmm
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:28, archived)
# you just love posting that
you git
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:29, archived)
# I Love that he Loves posting it!
it is most of teh Ace!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahah! Nice!
In other news: Timmy Mallett gig in Norwich next April!! Shall I organise a Bash? We can play mallett's mallet. Go 'pleugh!'

Am i the only one who thinks this needs to be attended?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha
I saw it so I know it was funny. that guy was such a mincer! Ramsay should have cunted him in th fuck and eaten his wife

*whistles innocently*
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# can you say "gifdump" ?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Bollocks to Bisto!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)

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