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# ball :)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Naughty elf is the best.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# hoo-rah!
i log into b3ta just in time to be greeted with this.

top notch
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Yay!
I'd buy a christmas tree if I could have those elves on it.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# *phones up taiwanese sweatshop*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# how difficult is it to get hold of taiwanese sweat these days?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# this time of year?..it's murder
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# cor
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I was going to...but I'm lazy :)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# So Am I today - but hope you didn't mind with that one
:)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# nope..looks good :)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# huzzah! These pics are helping me get into at least a bit of the Xmas spirit
Even though It doesn't feel like December at all to me!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# hurrah :D
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I am coming round to your house
to get shoppery tips :)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# this is a great series
I'm really enjoying it
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# these are great :-)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Thes are aceness!
you should send to some card company and make lots and lots of mulaah!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# next year :)

*puts on list*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# yay! :D
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# phroar?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*clicks like a fucking fuck*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# ooooooooh topical*
*may not actually be topical in any way, shape or form
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# woo, yay!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Homer's legs went
ALL UP HIS BUM!!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# WTF!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I told you it was crap
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# thalidomide homer
is getting a piggyback, i think
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
what the heck?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I'm scared and confused
;)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# whuh?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# dooooooonuts..mmmmmmm
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# aaah!
*gets*



/blonde moment
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:D
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# isn't anyone else finding this as pant wettingly funny as I am?
EDIT: Obviously not...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# i'm scared
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha It is still making me laugh.
Just one of those pictures that I can't really explain why I find it so amusing. It just is. pfffft
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Homer-erotisism!
at it's best!

Woo!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Take b3ta with you wherever you go!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha that's sponging awesome!
i thought the CDC was coming through his arm! (:
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha :-)
that would make life great!

*clicks*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# woo!
I like this
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# I already have that built in
super stuff!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# This^
Since I started with b3ta, I now laugh at words like "erected"
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# arf
woo to that
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
*clicks*
I'd like that in a camera lens.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# i've found that my brain tends to do this automatically now
woo for the invention
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
i need something to make me STOP seeing things like that

woo yay
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# here
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha


(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# that makes me wonder
Anyone fancy hacking a Logitech video effect?

That way this device could actually exist!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# i've seen that thing in live action
it's surprisingly good at guessing where your eyes etc. are
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# me too
in fact i was sad enough to buy a new camera just to play with it.

/sad person blog
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# happens to the best of 'em...
or not...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# oh no!
They're trapped in a 1980s computer game!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# hehe
i tried to make a randy mcbeansborough sprite in my GBA game Chu chu rocket. it turned out to be some kind of armless cat-bean...
EDIT: a bit like this...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# ooh
give us linkies .. that game should kill a few minutes!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# linkies to what?
a gameboy advance game?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# goddamit man - don't be so defeatist!
INVENT A WAY TO DO IT AND DO IT QUICKLY!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# well... do you speak japanese?
www2.sega.co.jp/sw/chu2/main_3.html

edit: oops... incomplete link
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I do, but my PC doesn't...
ようこそ!「チューチューロケット!Shockwave版」へ

 ここは、“チューチューロケット!”の1人用パズルモードをPCブラウザ上で楽しめるページです。
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
#
ト! の1こは人用パ。

ルようモー 上で楽ジです。
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# armless cat bean!
either a blues singer or a poker player
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# he deals the cards with his feet.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Woo!




muahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# i imagine cat beans are much more tricky
to deal with than horse beans
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Why has he got green horns?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# those were meant to be his cat ears.
i made them green.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# He's a cat?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# yay
walking ergot infested tampon!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# haha!
woo and a yay!
and dare i say houpla!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# These just get better
wondefrul!

woo!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I Use MS Paint ('Cos I'm at Work)
Love these ones...
Hurrahwoo...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha i'm really enjoying this series (:
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh! *raises hand*
my favourite is the "king kong on dvd" one...


... i laughed so loud, i nearly got in trouble!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Never mind the Paint
What about teh Sans?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# teh sans is a mainstay that must be kept.
besides. no other font is that good for a strip like mine.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# ...
I use it for Dilbert spoofs

That is all
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# I did a dilbert spoof once
but I didn't use comic sans and it doesn't make sense.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Uh-oh... Comic sans!

I actually like comic sans
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# but... why?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# it will always have a place in people's hearts i fink...
like... erm... well...

nevermind
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Dunno
Maybe cos everyone else despises it so much
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# mr alternative LOL
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# i've used comic sans in every single one of my RMB strips.
as soon as it's in MSpaint. THEN people notice it...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# probably because everything else has pixelated edges...
... :-/
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Oh noes!!
Woo!!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# hahah
ace
I love MSPaint.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# yay!
nothing more needs saying
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Paul tired of the sandworms and longed for something more extreme!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# beetle surfing!
my favourite sport
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Oh no!
It's heading for the dung!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# that's a tough sport
woo!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I am liking this series
woo to the lot of 'em
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Thanks very much!
I may need to go and take more photos of insects then, I'm running out!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Macro Insects
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Cool!
I kinda like to use my own photos if I can though
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Shit the bed!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# wow!
today is milestone day!
Congratulations!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I shall try to hit 2500
Woo!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# go for it!
you got anything planned?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Wow... Lots of people hitting the Landmarks today,,,
Congratulations!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *sniffs bed*
I'm way ahead of you there
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Wow, its a milestone extravaganza today
Congrats!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# hurrah! :D
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Now THIS is a proper milestone post
Woo and congratulations!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
congratumalations hunny!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# In four years!
and you call that an achievment?

only joking :P
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# congratulations
and woo for the pic too
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# lazy
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# congregatulations!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# congrats!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# oooh creepy
confrabumagrabulationas
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# This is why they're top secret
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# WORDS!
very good ones.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# arf
very good
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# beau bo d'or? is that you?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# You should expand this into a play with 3 acts.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahaha,
very spitting imagey (scriptwise) :¬)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# thanks!
that's high praise
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# top stuff Mr Beau Bo D'...oh....
*clicks*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
That belongs on radio 4 or something
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahah
Not too far from the truth I fear
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Me likey.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!

I think the only reason they haven't blamed the Litvinenko thing on terrorists is they want to at least hint at a new cold war to justify replacing Trident.

And anyway, the stuff in the Trident missiles has a half life of a bout 50,000 years. How come it is obsolete already?!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I just wonder how many marginal Labour seats
are in nuclear submarine building places and nuclear facility areas
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Good question.
But I'd imagine there's slightly more than before the last election!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# The stuff outside
the stuff inside Trident missiles is probably rusty as hell and covered in barnacles.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# A lost/destroyed episode shows the birth of a Clanger......

(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# that's wonderful
great idea! :)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# hehe :)

yay und clicken
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Eeee! Hahahahaha.
Don't let the little fucker get into the air ducks.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# i love air ducks
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Like regular ducks....only lighter....
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# It only becomes dangerous...
...when you close those sphincter valves.

Watertight, they are.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# ...and they can fly
:: fails biology ::
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Ooh woo
With musics too!

(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# C&C3 is going to have Sawyer from Lost in it
and the asian cylon from BSG. And the blonde one. And the sergent from Starship Troopers.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# I wondered where they came from...?
Apparently there was dialogue in that show, but it was overdubbed with phonetically similar whistles...
Or I could be wrong?

(B3ta is trhe best place to find out if you're wrong)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I believe
there was a script, and they read it as they whistled. I don't think they dubbed over a vocal track, if that's what you mean.

oh and woo!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I meant what you said.. But struggled to find the...
Ermmm...
Words...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Your words were probably right
I'm not too sure what's going on today.

(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I remember hearing that an episode was censored
because the script read "oh sod it, the bloody door's stuck". Don't know how much truth there is in that.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# They admitted that they worked to a script with lots of swear words
but performed it on penny-whistles so it was unintelligible.

nothing ever got banned though.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I heard that too
And I'm fairly sure it was wossname himself saying it in a Radio 4 interview, so it may be true.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# if you buy the stuffed toys
that's the sound they say when you squeeze their bellys.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Now who could object
to being torn open by a dear little Clanger?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Great defence mechanism.
You don't dare kill it, because it bleeds Blue String Pudding all over the place. That shit's gonna eat through the hull.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Woo!
Thankee sir!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yay!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Brilliant
I like this loads.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Haha. Excellent
I've been pondering the similarity between the two for a while. The only two species that can survive in the void of space.

And the clangers can whistle in it.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's just fantastic!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# who's that face? huh?

No cheating you fucking cheating cunts.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# anne widdecombe
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# dont beat about the bush there
just say how you feel
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I prefer beating about the bush.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# As if anne widdecombe any other way...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Michael Beurk's Landlady
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# ugh ugh ugh
you're making me want to become a paedophile.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
she keeps showing up today
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I am sure I had that top as a handmedown
neee ice!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# PHROAR!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# anne widdithing.
whassher name? i know who i mean...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# that's hideous
yet so good at the same time

excellente!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Gosh
That looks disturbingly natural!
Woo!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Easy
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# ...that it probably involves a magenta cock?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
#
I should have put one on, shouldn't I.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I'm wearing mine.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# that we are creative beasts?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
#
beasts breasts
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
#
beasts breasts BAG OF COCKS
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# so let me get this straight?
"we are creative bag of cocks"


*ducks grammar police* and


/relurks
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# you made the fatal mistake of...
... believing anyone actually listens to me...

:(

/emo
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# That
it involves kittens?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# good one
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Personally,
I prefer my sex hot...







...when I can get any, that is :¬(
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# *feels sorry for you*
*bends over*

go on, fill me up
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# I'm not THAT easy, y'know *






*May not be 100% true ;¬)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Yes you are
Don't try to fool us (despite your ensmallerated text).
:)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Probably that they failed to mention
that they meant solo sex :)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Well I'm nearly always right.
So I don't think this is going to stop anyone.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Queen Vectoria wanted a pig shaking her booty like Beyonce!



(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Say what you see :)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# THAT cow is far away . . . . .


(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# No
It's just small.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# w00!
totally w00!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Hoots!
Fancy that
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Hello Duke
are you well?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Very well thanks
too busy at work again, work's shite when I have to do work. I cannae wait until the 20th for two weeks holidays.

Yerself?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# arsing around as normal
:)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Braw!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# yay!
I love the cow
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it! shake it like a polaroid!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# That's weird
I heard that Polaroid used Outcast's song on an advert
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Does anyone actually use Polaroids in this day and age digital age?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Her milkshake brings all the boars to the farmyard!


(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's exactly how I'd shake Beyonce too!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# arf
you animate brilliantly
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha,
that's not actually Dave, it's a drawing of a pig!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *spang*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
fantastic :)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, the punnage hurts my sides
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Don't fuck allsorts unless you're a jelly baby kids...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Best to mention not to fuck jelly babies either.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# ...oh
is that wrong then?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# That's JOLLY babies.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# so it's ok to fuck babies so long as they're happy?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Or unhappy. I'm not sure at this point
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# They wouldn't be happy for long...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# are you saying i'm a bad lover?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Dyslexia is clearly the enemy of law enforcement
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# I thought that was bad aids
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# you are a closest paedophile
and your mother has teh bad aids.

/maybe not everyone has seen that thread
www.b3ta.com/board/6595724
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Feeeeed theeee Woooooooooorld!
Let tehm know it's Xmas tiem!

Love them Band Aid, me.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Band aids are the enemy of law enforcement?
Explain human
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# No sex?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
#
oh God no
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
*titters*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# hehe
you said tit.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# raaaar
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Grampa
We love you!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Cheers!
I haven't shopped a kitten in at least a year...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I still haven't shopped a kitten yet
Is that allowed?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Its like not paying b3tan council tax
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# what do we donate for then?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Road tax.
Or rob's holiday fund.

Just like real life!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Ace!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# AAAIEEEEEEEEEE
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I like this
*click*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Thats my cat.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Argh!
I went to give him his Go-Cat and he nearly had me bloody arm orf!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# terrifying!
I'm terrified
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Wow
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Crikey
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Grah!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Does this count as messing with it?
or just adapting it?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# woo
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# needs more magenta cock.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# That should be written in the form of a Self Help book
on how b3tards can function in the outside world.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# faster!!
woo!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I don't know what "it" is
So I'm just going to woo you anyway.



(but only when you least expect it!)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Haha
Could be now, could be next week.
Or while he's asleep.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# That's a Billion times better than that little Yahoo Chap...
So should I mess with this one as well?
*Grin, Dribble*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# yay!
this cheers me up whilst I'm on the phone at war with the council tax people
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Who owes who money?
Or are they demanding money that you dont have to pay them?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# they're demanding council tax money
for a house I didn't live in during the period they're claiming. I lived somewhere else, and paid tax on that one. This is the first letter I've had off them and apparently they've already taken me to court
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Ouch.
Good luck with sorting it out
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# *boogaloos*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# *loogaboos*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Hehe
Good work doll ^_^
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
"Now blow this thing and go home."
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# RIS?
Mark-Hamil-no-AIDS?

Um... Skywalker-not-pregnant?

Edit: oh, is it a line from teh star wars then?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha :)
hahahahahaha

*clicks like feck*

(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# *Frcks like click*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
Top shop!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hehehehe
*click*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Hehehehe
*clickety click*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Good job he got that checked out.
You can get a nasty rash from those Swamp Rats in Beggar's Canyon back home.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# pfft!
my first thought was
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Herman Donkey
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# TROUSERCAKE
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# SAVE THE MANGO!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# what an ass
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# have a P, some Fs and a T, in whatever order you so choose.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# TFP
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# good work
.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# FTP
I is teh H4X0R

*steals turnip's internets*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Bad work.
As punishment you must go to prison... the paedophile wing.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Do I not at least pass Go and collect £200?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# No, you will claim your money from the tax payer
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Prison is better than my last trip to france!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# you didn't like it?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# It was alright.
But by the sounds of it, prison isn't as bad as I thought
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# did they burn your neck there?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# I just discovered...


Photoshop has a fatify filter
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# she's too beautiful for words

(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# it's you!
long time etc etc. Also w00.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# My favourite filter
I tend to enfattify all the celebrities that get on me nerves :)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# woof!
I met Anne Widdecombe once
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Did you
punch her in the face?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# taste the rainbow
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I thought that was Cthulhu for a moment...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmhh... Cthulhu

(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# not the best thing to find in ones packet of skittles though
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# well, i like him
especially the crunchy center
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Yea I thought that too
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# YOU ARE A NONSENSE!
Cthulhu is only found in Fruit Pastilles.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# mmmm
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Top stuff
Woo
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# that's amazing
woo
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
ace
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# wooooo to this
I love your stuff :D
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Quick!
Feed them to Russian Dissidents!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Afternings all... busy Monday syndrome again but I bring you this:
Billy was an unpopular kid at school, until bring your pet to class day, and he introduced them all to Sydney the snake.


Linked as slightly NSFW (well linked enough so your boss can't tell what it is on a cursory glance)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# that is most w00
as ever, madam!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# YOU RUDDY PERVERT
woo!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# that is never NSFW...
anyone who says otherwise should have their balls blown off by a laplander!

that is also rating high in the woo and yay department
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# *fears to click*
'Lo CW
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# That's great...
His face is so very Creepy... Like the Doll from Childs Play...

Hey, I was told Size didn't matter...
*Looks downwards*
.. then she started laughing for some reason...
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# good lord
he'd pass out if he got excited at the english teachers massive boobies.

and WOO!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Our English teacher had smallish boobies
but someone found her Playboy spread in his dad's porn collections, so that made up for it.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Ha!
Very nice - in a totally non-paedo way, of course.

Also: Hello you! *hugs*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# *points*
PEA DOUGH!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Headphone pervert!
=D
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# it's true! *hangs head in shame*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Don't be ashamed - I was genuinely impressed.
And I do the same thing with guitars.

Right, I'm off to a (bound to be) very tedious meeting.

Laters!

*waves*

*disappears through door in cloud of dry ice*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# mysterious exit! bye!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# "Tonight Matthew I'm going to be:..."
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# that guy from quantum leap!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Dial a Pea-doh
We deliver in under half an hour!

(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# sydney the trouser snake!
blummin heck layde!
*adjusts tie*
woo yay layde!
*snuggles*
how was the party/weekend?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# *smooches*
was grand :) how was le bash?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# t'was AWESOME!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# i bet all the girls liked him since that day.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Smashing!
Now he's popular.
Woo to your skills
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
my, what a big snake he has

woo
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Ew
I saw the thumbnail and thought 'this needs magenta' then clicked and changed my mind
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# what made you think of drawing small boys and their trouser snakes?
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# It started out as a kid holding a snowboard, and evolved.
Thanks to all who said woo, its too busy for me to reply to you all!!

*huggles all round*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# heh, that's fecking horrible
...and why have you signed it 'WOG'? RACIST!!!

Woo.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# CW 06
:P
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *Laughter and repulsion in equal measure*
:D
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Good Lord
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# you sick minded freak!
;)
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Eek!
*Hides behind sofa*
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)

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