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# Sorry.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:04, archived)
# well
the font's good...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# oooh you cheeky beggar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)
# I hate that font
because in smaller print, the thin lines have trouble keeping straight. Good font for web maybe, but BAD font for print.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)
# only good
if used LARGE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# it's not.
I don't even like the font.
I thought it appropriate though.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# lamb of god?
does that mean he pranced around a bit and followed the flock?

Surely he should be the shepherd or spokesperson.

religion eh, what's it like :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)
# I've never had a kebab.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)
# vegetarian?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)
# No no,
I've just never had a kebab for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
# lucky you
conclusive proof of Purgatory, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# It seems to be a Jesus catering day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# hahah
"my friend is vegan, can you cure him?" hurrah!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
# I wholly agree.
That top picture - is Jesus sporting the Abe Lincoln/17th century industrialist-style beard?
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Tis a vision from the past..ahem
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Arrrrrgh
I call that NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# there is something very disturbing about that
for a cartoon cock it's quite stomach churning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Gitwanking shitburgers!
That is both foul and entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Can you link that please,
I've not long had my dinner and I have a vivid imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)
# the man in my head told me to do it
sorry so sorry..my inner thoughts can be evil..remove it ...please if it make y'all happy
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:04, archived)
# I'm looking at this animation
while eating biscuits

and I'm not sickened, what the fuck has b3ta done to me!!

hahah

*continues eating*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)
# but Rumsfeld clearly cheated and well, you know the rest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Woo factor 7 Mr. Wooloo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)
# hahahahahah
funniest woo I think I've ever read
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
# You know what it reminds me of.
It remembers the old Film Four intermissions when they had famous film scenes with layered mouthes over the original?

Eg: There Bruce Lee one with the Staines Masseef type voice over.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# I've got all those on a CD somewhere
genius stuff

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVsB3_rxFKs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_eQNZf5wwU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6N3WgFMhPk


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)
# I think a bit of pee came out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)
# If I could "click" this, eye wood!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)
# That's one serious looking game they have going there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
# that is a mental gif :)
Plus, according to most women, scissors definately beats stone in a certain department :D

EDIT Gnighty all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# hehe nicely done...
Iraq, paper, scissors!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
# This is twelve kinds of excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# exactly twelve
no more
no less
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Indeed. I hear rumour that there are only thirteen kinds
of excellence - I didn't want to push my luck
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# last thing you should ever do is push your luck
hippo pushing is frowned upon too

I dunno what other kinds of pushing action are bad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
How very brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# This is fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# is this the pre-match warm up?
either way, it makes paul burrell salivate
(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# hahhahahahahah
that's plain wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)
# There is something about that gif that conjures strange and disturbing thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:04, archived)
# It looks like he's sitting on one of these:
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)
# "I win,
paper beats rock! You get hung."

"No! We play best of 3!"

Excellent animation BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)
# noice!
*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)
# funny
because it's true

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
BEST THING EVAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)
# I'd stock up on tin foil hats if I were you...
KILL ALL BABIES!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Why does the idea of altaring someone's mind appeal so very, very much?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# devil worship is quite fun
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)
# eeeep
tfh!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)
# I used that eye earlier
down ze board somewhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)
# I am quite literally shitting myself in fear.
Oh god why won't the flow stop why god why aaaraararhghghh

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)
# I wonder if he has any real friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# O RLY?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# That is my favourite thing about cats.
I love it when they leave their tongues hanging out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
# they're so good, i put my headphones on 'em


bleh..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# I have been outspoken in my amazement
at how popular these are, given the 'sameyness' of them.

On this occasion I say this:

Woo! Front Page this now!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# ooooooooooh
jinxer
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
# I agree with the "sameyness" statement
Is there something I'm missing? Is this actually really difficult to do but I don't notice it? Every single one of these has made the popular page. I just don't get it.

But hey, c_kick stands to make serious moolah from this so credit where credit's due. Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# woo
also... my hasnt she grown
movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1802866081/photos
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Christ!
Someone must really like her to take so many pictures....
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# now you're just getting too good...
panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# This sir,
is fabtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Aaarggh!
It's the Crazy Frog!

Just kidding. Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# holy cow
woo :D


*again*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# crikey! why do i get a black flash on that?
it scares me!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
#
drink some earl grey please


you will recover
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Back flash?
I am confused.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# I ain't no flasher, foo
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Doubly fantasmic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)
#
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow moew meow meow meow meow meow
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)
# I like chicken, I like liver...
moew mix, meow mix, please deliver!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Meow?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smg7-wguCwU
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)
# this is perfectly in time to...
Come on Come on by Nashville Pussy
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)
# MEAT ENEMA!
what??
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)
# fantastic again
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# that's working in time to Thunder Road by Bruce Springsteen
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Yes! this!
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
# WAA WAA WAA WAA
They are listening to Enya speedcore AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# wonderful...
Question, now you are all rich and fanous with these, when you finish
a new one, do you hear a 'Ker-Ching' in your head when it's done? ;-)

btw: There's just NO stopping in a Red Zone
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)
# au contraire, mon frere
everytime I finish one my head goes

"THANK BLOODY GOD I'VE FINISHED ANOTHER CUNTING ANIMATED BLOODY CAT"

it's sad, but it's true, except for the swearing part.. I need a new concept, or more drive to make cats


and euhm... stop calling me Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)
# great scott
an fp! never expected that, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)
# hd200's
yey my headphone of choice too! woo!
(ad, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# You take that weight off your feet luv...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)
# w00!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Woo!
What a pretty blue frock.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# That's her "Sunday Best"
for when she goes to church.

*smurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha
that's bonkers that is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# haha the woman doesn't look happy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# she's just jealous
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# I would be too
*puts feet up*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# up where?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# the junction
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# not my junction they dont!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# I wasn't suggesting yours
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# My brother used to tell people that he wanted to kick them up the arse,
and wear them as shoes. I could never tell if it was a compliment or not.

Sorry for randomness, just popped into my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# i know someone who used to say 'fist' instead of 'punch'
so you would get a random "god, that guy needs a good fisting" when in the pub, met by 20 mins of none stop laughter
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Haha.
My brother also used to say 'toss' instead of 'throw'. We had to explain it to him after he said 'Chris jumped on my back, so I tossed him off.'
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# I would be flattered
if someone used my ass as shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)
# what about your other farm animals?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# You sure that's you?
The hair isn't ringletty enough fot you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Yay! It's back!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# nahhh.......
...she never went away :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Hmm
Why is Woman always so ***** miserable?

I'd be delighted to be given the privilege of Topping UTT for TUTT
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# well, he's not always a bastard to her ya know...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# he beats her in some really posh places sometimes too!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# she never goes down without a fight though :D

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Awww, that's nice...
*fluffs*
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# if you looked like the upper half of a CDC
you'd be miserable too
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# What do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# hahaha
what a lovely dress tutt has on
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# tee hee!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# :D God I love these.
Alternative title: Top up Top up the Tea's tea woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# I'd need to open 2 Ms Paints to make that fit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# have i broken my back? (;

(:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# I didn't touch ya luv :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
#
... ungrateful *mumble mumble* ...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# *snuggles*

yeah! when someone sends me a message saying "ooh you're on the board" it always fills me with fear!

how are you sweety?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# I am a little sleepy,
but I also have wine and a snuggly jumper.
All good for you I do hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# yup! i'd prefer it if the heating would work
and if my website would update
but meh!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# i dont know what YOU'RE laughing at young man!
q:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# *takes ringside seat*
*sells tickets for big fight*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# :D
*likes!*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Excuse the punnage
and has it bin dun?

animated version! (still version was too dull)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# at first I thought you were comparing normal televisuals to HD televisuals in picture form
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# arf!
/although the new Bond dvds are very cool
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# ive seen a HD tv and to be honest
i wasnt impressed
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Have you seen a 65" one
showing videos of cephalopods? I thought there was a big fishtank installed in the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# We are amused.
I just hoovered up the delete key from my laptop, so I am now covered in dust.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# that amuses me also
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# How did you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I opened the hoover (a Charles)
removed the bag, tore it asunder and furtled through it until I discovered my delete key.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# ha!
I meant: how did it get in there? Does your keyboard consist of loose keys?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)
# What happens next?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# er
good question!

if I think of something, I'll post it!
(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# here's
what happened next

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)
# haha
top punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Yay
a little treat for you from the links board*

*credit to chickenlady
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# hehe
could be a project for Folds Five.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# yey
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# HOCKEY!
on b3ta - that's new!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)
# nooooo
Harvey Keitel


arrrggghhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Something I made to take the piss.
out of a transvestite friend of mine.


Pity he never looks that convincing in real life.
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# pffft - 'friend'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# 'Friend'?
/ 'Toni' Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# by friend you mean "sexy lover"
and by take the piss you mean "to get sex".

No?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Pffft
Naaah I wouldnt touch him with YOURS!
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# really?
how picky you are!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Shopped images only
Seriously, though - would be great* if it were real...

*I mean great = funny. I'm not a transvestite or anything...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Photoshopped images only???
WTF?
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Not true at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# must mean i did it REALY well
if he thought it was a real photograph LOL

Or did he just miss out the [sarcasm] Tags [/sarcasm]
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# you need to read the board a bit more
most of the time people don't bother with any tags like that.... cos it's usually fairly obvious, like there :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# ha ha.. I DO know ya know... long time reader, short time poster here..
I was only ribbing
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# you mean
[cunt]shirly?[/cunt]

;)

woo to orig pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# *sobs*
I give up on the internet
Irony doesn't come across very well...

EDIT: when I said "seriously, though", I meant what came before that statement wasn't very serious...
I seem to have started a very bizarre tangent here. I really did think the original pic was very funny, in case you think I'm a cnut.
Now I want to just forget the whole thing by deleting this thread, but then I'd get into even more trouble...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# oh, play nicely
or alternatively, don't. I rarely do.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Don't worry about it dude!
thats the bad thing about the interweb, sarcasm and tone of voice dont translate very well. No offence taken.
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Don't drink on a Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)
# nonsense dear fellow
I shall drink right this moment.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Notorious Liar!
It was me! Me alone!
KILL ALL HE CABBAGE!!!
*foams*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# can I go wee wee?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# If I were you I'd save it up so you can piss
copiously onto my my grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# but I'm still digging it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# It's pretty groovy, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# I love it when a plan comes together, Lionel.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# that's Worf not Lionel...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha, my first thought too.
I think I'm going to have to kill myself.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# It's not easy
trying to seamlessly combine the features of a white and a black person.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brian Blessed isn't white!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)
# No
but Mr T is
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)
# haha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# hahahaha
that gets a big woo from me
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Seriously, seriously
good. Woo, Mr Bob.
Hey, is your 'I love horses' calypso mix still available anywhere in the interweb?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# It probably is...
...hang on a bit.

EDIT: Here... www.spirokeet.com/mp3/I%20love%20Horses.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)
# yay!!!
you're so swell. I'm gonna bop around my living room like no-one has ever living room-bopped before!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)
# That's ace!
Thanks :D
(generic hybrid, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# that wins the internets
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Hahaha
That gives me a touch of the fear!
(generic hybrid, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)
# hahahah
her mouth is great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# lionel?
(hinch schmooo, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Everyone was going on about glass cock on the /links board
I found the biggest one
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# thats a fucking huge skirting board as well
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# rofl
best reply all day :)


this deserves to be random quote on stats too
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# I think I took a wrong turn and ended up on land of the giants
Now wheres that Deanna Lund?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)
# hurray
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Just imagine
being crushed to death by a MASSIVE COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# A bit like
this one
probably not nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# hehe
good one! Somebody somewhere is actually a glass cock blower.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)
# A badge should be made
B3ta glass cock blower club

Edit: oops, misread your reply, still a badge would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Hurray! I'll join.
I shall be the club's biggest member.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# I blame lack of sleep

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# i read that as sheep
and now i'm dissapointed :(

Ace work though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
How many sheep do you think the cat could fit in the phone box ???
(great pic)
(Jazz Pirate never says die, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Pffft!
Next time I'll do sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# *prints off responce only*
*uses as blackmail*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# crikey!
I see that outside me window every sunday.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# You love SHEEP FROTTAGE
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# you live in Wales
AICMFP

Blaenau Ffestiniog anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# well done
your Columbo skills are complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# hmm
just watched 'Inspector Gadget' with my sister's kids... can I be him instead?


GO GO GADGET PUN MACHINE! would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# I can do a PERFECT impression of the Claw :D
Shouted it out in work the other day, in front of about 100 people; everyone cheered :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# he was a crap villain though
nowhere near psychotic enough



/forgets it's a kid's film blog
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# not the crap real-life one
the cartoon Claw; miles better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)
# ahh
true story


:D
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Just
down the road - Porthmadog
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Pfft!
He looks like he's deciding which is tightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Indeed!
Lack of sleep can do that to a kitten.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Well I mean't me....
though I suppose the kitten has had enough naps disturbed to push him over the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# any sudden movement...
..and he'll throw the blighter!

woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Make him shake it
and then the people inside can get all sick and stuff.

/lack of sleep blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# top shop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one, Guv'.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# That kitten
has a massive, phone-box shaped cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Woo!
He looks very surprised to have his photo taken.
(generic hybrid, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)
# My first pic post and my 10 month anniversary...so please be nice
Repeated from a newsletter I wrote with a friend (Chemistry degree at Bristol 1998-2002 anyone?)


Inspired to re-draw it based on dognutz rather good Circle Line strip (e.g. see here)
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# don't tell me
RIS...?
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)
# I think I understand it,
whilst at the same time have the feeling I am missing something.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
# I think it may be
a geometric pun
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# bah!
Cos he's 1 (Juan) dimensional and therefore doesn't see the other 2 dimensions

...ok, back to the photoshop board :(
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Well I thought it was OK
A bit groan-worthy, but wasn't that the whole point?
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# yep!
Groan away!
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Stephen Hawkin said "lol"
but he couldn't type a responce......
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# lazy git
I always have the courtesy to laugh at him
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# unous x 10
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Oh,
I got Juan = one. Then I thought the other man was just being rather vague, so poor Juan was unsure.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# You're right
perhaps Juan's friend could have been pointing more in the y direction
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# besides, in order to "go" over there he needs another dimension.
woo all the same. Keep producing.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# yep, that was the point
hmmm, going on a "Communicating Science" course tomorrow, so future posts will be 100% crystal clear
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# And Indy's taking on a tricky Par 3....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Haha.
This amused me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
nutcase!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha
ace woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# he he he
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# hahahaa
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# .
(|, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# There's nothing in that picture
that I don't find sexually appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
# ride the snail
yeah!!! it's the cool thing!

come on kids! let's ride the snail!


(ffs I'm losing it)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
# very nice-
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# yeah! ride it bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# such language!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# *spanks*

what's up pumpkin?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# such shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# When Trouble rears it's ugly head....
then all seems lost, when certain doom is impending..... When noone else can help

SNAIL GIRL to the rescue.

SHE will come to save the day... Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery slowly.
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# will she rescue the orphans in time from the rising river?!
ah, who cares

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
# She'll get there just in time
for some giant clumsy fool to crush the both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# haha
what a silly clumsy fool!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# weird thing is....
I now have the theme to Snail Girl running through my head. Woo to your pic, Mr/Mrs Kixos!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Snail girl is real?!
I wish I had a theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# *ahem*
fluffy elephants everywhere
stomping here and stomping there
everyone run over sustains just a fluff
cause fluffy elephants are made of fluffy stuff
ELEPHAAAAANTS
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:58, archived)
# oh oh!
I want a theme tune!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# i recently ran out of hummus
but i'll give it a try

discomeats to the disco beats
showing off his disco feats
all the veggies flee the bash
when discomeats shows up in flesh

watch out
he's the discomeats
sung to the "Spider-Man" theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# oh, never mind spiderman tune
I'll just find "generic shit 70's drumbeat" and use that :D

I tried to record that to music

but it came out as the most gay thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)
# i assumed you would have heard frank zappa
if i could remeber the words i wouldnt be sat here id be a millionair.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Oooh wow.
Thank you. I was just eating my dinner, but I appreciate this muchly now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)
# I told 'em!
I told 'em but they wouldn't listen!

www.b3ta.com/board/6601850

(in response to Fork asking JJ to draw a sexeh mollusc)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:24, archived)
# :)
(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# ermmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Wogan?
WOGAN! Get out of there you clown!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Thats what I said
but apparently it's Prince charles
(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Its Wogan and I'll bet my stuffed badger collection on it
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
# it is
*checks filename*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)
# stop
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:15, archived)
# There are too many replies to the word "Stop" these days
However, today I'll choose, "Hammer Time".

And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# whatever happened to MC hammer?
is he gay?
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:19, archived)
# He's very happy
And owns his own brand of biscuits, called Dunkin' Time

/lies
(Sneakerdoodle "Have a cup of tea and toss yourself off", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)
# no
stop
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)
# he's in major debt :D
seriously - look it up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)
# hehe
mastercard "you can't touch this!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)
# i think he might be
a preacher these days...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
# preachin a hellfires and a damnations!
or dalmations

on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:33, archived)
# I think it's
formations of dire. or something like that.

STOP! Healertime.

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# why am I looking at your hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)
# i dont know
i'll tell you later
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
# great
I'll be waiting right here, in the rain, untill you tell me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Stop dithering about
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Carrion
(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# ja
Panzer Army zwolf vill be attacking in pincers movement down zer right wing, nobody vill be on zer left ving - zat is for der dirty Bolsheviks

zen DER FUHRER vill be scorink all zer goals und zer vaterland vill vin zer Vorld Cup again like in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# sowwy....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
# I DEMAND
to have some W&I quotes!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:08, archived)
# woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:15, archived)
# I fuck arses
Who fucks arses? Maybe HE fucks arses... maybe he wrote it in a moment of drunken sincerety.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Ponce!
Perfumed ponce! You want working on, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:33, archived)
# i want them here! and i want them now!
(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)
# I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=42054
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:16, archived)
# I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:19, archived)
# i 'ad to beat them to death with their own shoes...
sorry wrong, but identical character
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms,
and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Don't threaten me with a dead fish
I feel like a pig shat in my head
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# eye see
what you're going for there

clever
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# bet you're the star pupil in class :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Pffft
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# needs more alcohol :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# and a conveyor belt of livers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
# now THAT would be a gif :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Monty you terrible cunt!
or

I'm making time.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# I thought this was going to be
a joke about The Residents :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh lord
This image is NSFW, and pretty vile, even by b3ta standards.

If you click it, that's your choice, but don't bitch at me

This is nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Eyes.
Bleeding.
(Mantrid, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:07, archived)
# I caught Herpes
Just by hovering over the link.

Where is the "I don't like this!" button? =P
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:07, archived)
# hahah
his poor cock!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)
# ...
I wouldn't mind except this kind of thing was already shown on Channel 5 a week ago. Seriously. 21st Century Girl's guide to Sex? Not particularly sexy :/
(Sneakerdoodle "Have a cup of tea and toss yourself off", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# a description for those of us in the office?
if you please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)
# a penis that's had a little bit of sexy teim
and caught penis blight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)
# a very nasty looking cock
with herpes aparently, looks like the owner dunked it in a deep fat fryer
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# It's
just a cock covered in herpes.

Of course by "just" I mean holyjesusfuckingchristtakemyeyesandwipemybrain
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:27, archived)
# New Evidence
Dodo's wiped out to make 18th century dildos

also explains why they couldn't fly
(Cat Fur Head, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:00, archived)
# looks like an alien is bursting out
of it's scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Ha ha, oh my
Nothing like a bit of bird cock, eh?

Not that I've tried... or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# I beg to differ
Video proof
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# The first line of text on that site really says it all.
"Bring your love of horses and horse riding to life"
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)

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