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In the spider blog, things are hatching! I have a kitchen full of 30 or so baby spiders! This is one here, it's the size of a grain of sugar.

www.tomkitching.co.uk/spider/spider.html

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:07, archived)

Why am I looking at your spider?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:09, archived)

why am i looking at a post of you replying to yourself about a post about a spider

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sooperdave, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:10, archived)

It's late

it seemed ironic

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)

why am i looking at you replying to his post to himself about a post about a spider

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!

they rule ;)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)

that fucking rocks

it's the same size as one that appeared on the shower curtain at a friend's house when I was getting a shower the other day

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:13, archived)

my second shot of it wasn't so hot

it's so funny when I'm round my friends and someone says "SPIDER!", everyone except me starts getting wary and avoiding the whole half of the room the spider is in
whereas I just go and pick it up and throw it out the window :) (before my friend uses his katana on it...)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:15, archived)

that's enough leg for anyone

sexeh spider!
I'm not frightened at all, but my girlfriend is nearly disowning me over this spider business

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:17, archived)

I never used to be bothered by spiders

(though that fast scuttle always freaked me out a bit when it was towards me) until I had a massive one cohabiting with me a few summers ago. I felt it was cruel to put it out, since it would probably die, but it was big enough for me to see its teeth and shit, and it enjoyed sitting upside down on my stairwell so I could see its predatory stance every time I went up and down the stairs.

I'll admit that the idea of hundreds of tiny spiders, soon to be bigger spiders, isn't my favourite idea in the world

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)

all these babies will probably die

unfortunately. It's the wrong time of year and there's no food

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

get them a talking pig to eat.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)

does she not understand how important it is for you to become a mother?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

does she not understand how important it is for you to become a mother?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

sinkspider

1600x1200

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edovan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:21, archived)

wow!

how big is that in real life?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)

10 mm perhaps?

feel the power of macro photography.... :D

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edovan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

wish I had a camera that good

my ancient nikon is fine, but can't do the real close ups. I want a canon for those but can't afford one

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)

it's more about the lens

less about the camera. the macro lens i have is available for nikon aswell.

unless you meant "ancient" as in pocket-camera...

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edovan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:35, archived)

ancient and limited

but still digital. I need to upgrade and get a decent set of lenses too

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:37, archived)

buy a cheap DSLR body

and get some good lenses. when you get more money you buy a better body and keep the lenses (unless they are crap...)

oh well. gotta sleep. bye

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edovan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)

the next pictures show him repeatedly raping it

so in real life, its still tiny

hehe

i dont even know these late night dwellers!

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)

that's beautiful.

i'm due for new wallpaper soon, this might be it. thanks!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:28, archived)

oh my dear lordy!

i just shat my breeks

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

Hahahaha...

No refreshing pages for you!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:56, archived)

congrats to the proud parents.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:26, archived)

hehe

there's a thousand paternity demands arriving tomorrow in the post

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)

mine will come by fax as soon as my lawyer finishes eating his flies.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)

Beware

(rubbish monkey eh?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:03, archived)

*fears*

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:07, archived)

that's terrifying

woo!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:10, archived)

This deserves more woo

wooooooooooooooooooooo

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:30, archived)

Err...

Been pissing around on Flash designing letterheads... needed a break, this is what happened...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:57, archived)

woo

have a fat squirrel looking for his nuts.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:59, archived)

Needs tits.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:44, archived)

on that nightmarish note, i'm off to bed

that's potentially going to have me waking up in a cold sweat.

Either that or the fact i'm sleeping in a fridge.

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:00, archived)

will

bee going sleepy soon myself but thought i'd purge this image before... :P

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:02, archived)

that reminds me of...

...those xmas decorations that some hoity-toity store commissioned from somewhere in asia years back. they were supposed to be the typical santa and jesus crap but no-one remembered to tell the non-christian, non-western people who were making them all the details, so all these odd demonlike red glass bulbs were shipped and scared the pants off of people. they ended up being mostly destroyed until they caught on with the ironic and edgy set, who drove the price up significantly for those that remained.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:07, archived)

argh!

feary!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:08, archived)

some assorted weaponry

i did these about nine or so years back originally destined to be made into full size mock ups for a video sequence in a cdi game
sadly the project fell throgh but i did actualy make a few of them

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:54, archived)

most woosome

they seem quite warhammer 40k-esque for some reason

:)

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)

anything with a chainsaw on it

is going to be warhammerish i suppose and i liked the style anyway

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:01, archived)

any

assault weapon with added chainsaw is fine in my book

...yes my book is quite disturbing...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:03, archived)

im afraid....

...that the top right one is a bolt pistol

damn sexeh draws nonetheless. and I like your pictures ;)

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)

Best chav killers yet!!!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:59, archived)

warmonger!

or mong, for short. nice guns there, mr. shooty.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:01, archived)

wow

I wish I could draw like that.

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)

and the award for stating the fucking obvious goes to............

(Mrt1977, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)

Fuckin' 'ell

It's like they're masters of deduction.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)

BIGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:42, archived)

'I have a teenage daughter person on the streets'?!

blimey

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:42, archived)

WHERE IS THE SPIDER BLOG UPDATE?

She deserves better!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:45, archived)

actually working on it right now

here's a baby spider taster

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)

Awwww!

Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

eeeeeeeew!

ew ew ew ew!

cute idea tho

edit: what is this your idea your spinning?

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

thank zeus!

my spiders have been worried. i'll tell them the good news.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

yay for baby spiders

how many of them is there in total or are they all there?

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

around 20 so far

bit hard to tell. It's very much the thin end of the wedge

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)

Spiders scare the shit out of me

only because other people seem to be scared of them.
Also what the fuck is in their abdomens? Once I cut a spider open I won't give a shit about them.

They rock, their physiology rocks hard... but they still creep me out.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

Aww - thanks for the update

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:01, archived)

Tell her not to eat them

It wouldn't be very maternal of her, and pretty ungrateful to you after all the grub (excluding parasitic wasps) you provided her

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:01, archived)

in yuor kitchen.

not what i call hygienic.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)

and i got busted earlier for being 4k over the limit

hmmm.... kids got a point though.

hmmm... borked?
edit: no longer borked

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)

better?

you picky bastard

(Mrt1977, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:45, archived)

i like it better that way, actually.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

relax fella

i was moaning about being moaned at earlier... i'm not bothered how big your file is....

here. have a beer.

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

i have gone colour blind!

where did the colours go?

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

she

looks dirtier that way

(Mrt1977, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

it's only three.

merely an appetiser.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

my money is on it being a giant rabid prostitute eating tigerdog

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

*takes your money*

claiming a serial killer after only three victims is a call for funds or staff, most likely. establish pattern kills of a notably transient population is unusual unless the police have compelling evidence.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)

Hmm...

Now i've got no money. Worth it though for that incredibly good sounding 'notably transient population'.

Back to bread and beans then...

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)

it annoys me that they keep referring to these women as prostitutes

and not, simply, as women. if three men were found dead, we wouldn't keep referring to them as a builder, a doctor and an astronaut.

besides, prostitute is a verb. the noun is whore.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:10, archived)

agreed, it is a tad sexist and judgemental.

however, referring to them as pros does serve to alert other women working as pros that there may be someone stalking them, and therefore makes them potentially less likely to be killed.

if three male taxi drivers were murdered, there would be a hunt for the cabbie-killer.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:23, archived)

but it's as if reporters and newsreaders are glad of the chance to say 'prostitute' on tv.

they're all like, "prostitute prostitute prostitute", and i'm all like "prostitute prostitute, prostitute prostitute", then he said "prostitute prostitute prostitute", and i told cassandra and she was all "prostitute prostitute prostitute".

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)

they do like their prurient buzzwords at times.

i notice the more conservative the media outlet, the more they thrive on chattering about deviance in a salacious manner. it's like freud's ghost is smacking the editors' faces with his big floppy cock all the time.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)

You're right, they fucking love it.

The ghoulish way newsreaders sink their chompers into RRRRRAPE and MURRRRDERRR..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)

mmmmm, hot buttered rape.

or, surprise sex as it's known in these parts.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)

It's a bright new future for Everton.......

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6170725.stm

(Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

Does it contain nuts?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)

can it be milked?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

My boss 'll love this,

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)

nout against you vic

but this is old news, kinda surprised the beeb have taken so long to pick up on this.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

hehe

They should move to Skelmersdale. Should have the same effect as Wimbledon moving to Milton Keynes.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

bloody tesco

my first ever animation. I'm still as wucking fank as I was then.

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)

The Medic Droid. he is amazing.

my site lives here XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

Emo droid?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

no silly

Medic Droid. he's awesome. only has one song, though. it's called Fer Sure.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)

Emmmmooooooooooooooo

*cough*
emo. LOL!

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

snazzy stuff

i think you should have ago of doing a picture like that but without any black lines :)

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sooperdave, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)

and without any emo

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)

just one thing at a time

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sooperdave, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:45, archived)

*insert comment here*

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

i used to do them that way.

www.killerkitti.com/johnny.gif
then i started doing black lines. i'm not sure which one i like best, though black lines are definately easier.

i love how you didn't comment on the 'emo' factor, btw. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)

it's because you're emo right?

right?

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)

ooh aar!

this one is bestest

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)

ooooh blargh

they're both shit. but yes you are right. this is an improvement.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

thank you.

thank you so much.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)

you are entirely welcome.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)

hahah

cheers.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

i rather like that one also

id say go for a bit of both.

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sooperdave, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:57, archived)

woo!

as ever

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)

is that your hair...

...or is an anteater humping your face?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:45, archived)

that doesnt look like an anteater.

that does!!!!! *points to random anteater having tea with Vince Noir*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)

does too!

one of the spiny, furry ones that likes humping emo kids.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

nunh-unh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

ok, he doesn't like it.

he just does it to clean the grease off his engorged and inflamed genitalia.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)

SPAM TROLLS ATTACK!

hairy shitheads

Revenge of the M.E.A.T. gaaaaah

(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

are you sereously retarded?

your profile says it all.

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

you rock.

i don't get why people don't like this stuff. it's pure b3ta!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:17, archived)

I quite concur.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:43, archived)

*touches*

*touches hard*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)

Hi everybody,

not posted a pic for a bit so have this one. Sorry for crapness.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)

seams like it needs more work ;)

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

Nothing is as it seams ;-o

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

wery wery vierd indeed

KEWL
schpang

(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

best thing ever

the end

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)

Thanks,

I always imagined that they painted each othes nails.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

What this guy says.

Go for it!

(grumble finegold, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:13, archived)

I know,

I was afraid he would throw hippos at me.

*fears*

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:21, archived)

ris?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)

Not mean much,

just fancied a mash, an earlier compo entry went tits up, so I thought I'd have a fuck about.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

what's to MORONS?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:11, archived)

I do like the idea

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

Ive gotta seriously work an me animation,

but Im only a part timer, spend most of my time on the links board.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:42, archived)

All is forgiven...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)

In case you didn't know how...

Created for an "Instruction Manual Shenanigans" Photoshop thread on another forum:

Wallpapers: 1024x768 / 1280x1204

Wallpapers for purists who like their Rimmer with more H:
1024x768 / 1280x1204

(Squirminator2k is funny 'cos he's ginger, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)

I demand a 1280x1024 version!

That is fucking incredible.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

And and ye shall receive

Clickie!

(Squirminator2k is funny 'cos he's ginger, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)

New wallpaper...

do I have.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)

WAIT WAIT WAIT!

There is no H on his forehead!

Ficksit!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

He invented it before his death.

/RD fanboy

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)

Well spotted

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)

This is because...

...it's an outline of Rimmer from the opening scnee in Back in the Red Part 2 from Series VIII (in which he actually does the Full Rimmer, although I'll be buggered if I'm going to draw all of that).

If there is enough demand I may well add a H. It's easily done.

Edit: Oh, fine. here you are then. Don't say I don't spoil you kids.
1024x768 / 1280x1204

(Squirminator2k is funny 'cos he's ginger, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)

hehehe

red dwarf is legendary

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)

I want it BAAAAD!!!

edit: done

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)

so....

............what is it?

(sunsetdreams, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)

It's Rimmer you fucking infidel!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)

ahahahahahaha

*saves*

:)

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

holoship?

is that right?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

So...

what is it?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

Click and get schooled.

Or more importantly this.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)

See below.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)

No...

Its a white hole

(sunsetdreams, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

Jesus.

Unbelievable I didn't figure that out.

Through my childhood I owned every single Red Dwarf tape. And I watched them 'til they deteriorated into unwatchability.

I was infact so g33ked in Red Dwarf I can say all the dialog of all the episodes verbatum while watching.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)

Can you also refrain from doing that?

It's a more important skill.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)

^this

EDIT: ah "I see" said the blindman

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)

^that

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)

^the other

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

Hahaha

perfect.

MORE. We demand MORE.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)

*full Rimmer with heel-click*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

Holly

I'm supporting Norman Lovett on tour doing stand up in September. Woo!

(metalwarlord, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

Ooh, spiffy

Tell him someone he's never met says "Hello." He'll be well chuffed, I can tell.

(Squirminator2k is funny 'cos he's ginger, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

Anyway...

Night all, nejoy your breakfast in the morning.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)

hahha he sure looks angry

g'night

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Mousing, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

He sure is,

I did a series of these on paper at work and thought I'd give my graphics tab a workout.

Might just scan them in in future.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)

hehe - Just as well i don't eat cornflakes - especially the packs with "raisins"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)

why would he do that to me?

I fed him earlier

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)

Weetabix

The breakfast of kings.

woo :)

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)

~~breakfast~~ colon scrubber... ~~kings~~ people with no tastebuds.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

Weetabix and warm milk

bedtime food for people who can't sleep.

/insomniac blog

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

i am an insomniac.

but i'd rather stay awake than eat weetabix. that stuff is nasty.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

only the insane eat cereal.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

Nothing will change

He'll still lose.

At least Cliff won't sing.
.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)

hurrah!

a now show listener?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

yes

but not recently.

/Saturday lunchtime shag blog.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)

good. all tennis players should be stranded in the desert.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)

Charlie says........

I FEEL THE NEED. THE NEED FOR SPEED!

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

Charlie says always tell your mummy before you go off somewhere

meaoweoweoeweooow

(AMadDayYes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

CHARLIE SAYS

MEEEOWWEEEOWWWEEOWWOWWWRRREEERRR*

*floor it, motherfucker

this is awesome.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

hehehe

super

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

*brmwowmeow*

woo

*clicks for faster*

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)

Yay, a Highway Star

Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

feline the need for speed

shirley

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

Ah yes.

You're right.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)

Yay!

Very nice.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)

that cat is on speed.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Top work

*clicks!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)

stupid 4.

background here

deviantart here

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sooperdave, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)

yay SuperDave...

woo

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)

**spasms**

most woo.

(AMadDayYes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

superdave!

your stuff rocks

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

awwww

number 5 looks very pleased with himself

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

Hes just won the lottery

Cant you tell?

Smug twat that he is with his fivey goodness.

(AMadDayYes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

he's curled one out

and no one noticed

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

I blame the five.

It looks so smug.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

fibonacci!

/da vinci code blog

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

How

rational.

woo

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

aw!

yes you do!
you're wonderful.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

Woo

*sets as desktop

Poor 4, cheer up, look over there... 7 ate 9.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

Poor bugger!

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)

awwww!

*hugs four*

woo btw

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

HAM! Aaaargh...

kerchomp!

cough

(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)

That be some nice ham you got there

Do you work at George Adams?

(AMadDayYes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

i dont touch ham

BUT I DO HEART THE MEATY STUFF

It's the best ham in the land so it is

And , yes , Ham Shot First

(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)

We all HEART the meaty stuff.

hmmm, piggy goodness.

Preferably smoked in slices, in bread with brown sauce thanks.

(AMadDayYes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)

DUDE

:P yay

(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)

The super happy witching hour approaches.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

them am woo stairs

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CactusEater, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)

it's like an episode of knightmare

spellcasting....

and i mean that in a good way

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)

^ this!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

Fear

Ultimae fear.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)

higher and higher and higher

**repeat to infinity

(AMadDayYes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)

and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went,

and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went, and then they went...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)

Freak Brothers.

Fat Freddy attempts to write a novel by the power of amphetamines.
I liked that one.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

yes

that's the one, crankenstein.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)

...and they be making a film of it too...

...animated...
...methinks.....

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

Blimey!

That's pleasing and unexpected news. I thought Shelton and Mavrides had ... died, or some near equivalent.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

not sure exactly which strip(s)

or if it's new material...linked from boingboing If I half remember....

deaded you say? RIP if so, man.

If not, it was probably just a sofa-bound confusion...you know? ;?)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)

Yes, the latter, I think.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)

it must take

ages to get to the top

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)

Oooh, righteous sauce!

Blender?

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

this rocks

woo!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

That deserves..

..this very untowards picture..

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)

Hahahaha

I hope that's real.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

no shark

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)

that's plain odd

haha

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)

Hahahahaha!

What the fuck?

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)

that's vrrrry nice man...

...and hello, old bean.

Also, in firefox tis a bit jerky, can it be milked?

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)

It's probably jerky because blender, by default, accelerates towards the middle of movements.

For most recursive animations I'd turn that off, but I left in this time because it looks a bit like the motion of taking steps. Sort of. Though more like the motion of a participant in Knightmare, it's true.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)

I think I getcha...

...although blender is a new to me...

...the reference of a classic tv prog, though makes me think they used to use it....

...two questions therefore, as I'm ashamed to ask physics questions:

1. is the animation engine used by said prog-ram?

2. have your tried "Processing"?...[I think you'll like it (java-based language subset)?

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)

1) Wikipedia says Knightmare was made using something called a "Spaceward Computer" and an Amiga 2000. I don't suppose they had such things as software tools, that sounds a bit sophisticated.

2) Curious, but java toys annoy me. Blender can be scripted with python, I might have a go at that later; and it's easy to make gifs with it, which could then be turned into flash files, potentially. It also does toon-style outline 3D, which I think has potential for both those purposes (small gif sizes, and easy for flash to take apart and figure out where the lines are).

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)

..yes your probably right. I guess that at the time of the amiga (and Archimedes ;?) only companies like Silicon Graphics really had the tech to warrant tools. That was just about the time the iris was in use, IIRC.

but not in the UK obvioudly heh. ;?)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)

eeek

but very woo.

What's round the next corner... fears.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

Brazilian beaver...

(Bogbean, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

ronaldo?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

Alaska.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

don't be silly,

it's nowhere near fat enough

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

maybe it's

b3ta.com/board/6627786

'night all

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

nitol 2u2

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

woo!

evening all! What's new?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

Nice beaver!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

'ning

My Life as a Peeping Tom
Green Lawn Chairs

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

the perfect english breakfast

by Chris. P. Bacon

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

by P Satoast

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

Fred Egg?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

X Ofaezy

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

Sir Sage

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)

That fucking sucks.

and nobody says that.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

and Tricia Treet

The Book of Creampie Porn by Philippa Mimsy
Literacy for Infants by Count Tooten
Christmas Songs by Carol Singer

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)

*checks amazon*

*orders*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

where are you selling the calendar?

and is it a topless one?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)

linky in profile

or here:
www.generalcarnage.co.uk/amcd/default.asp?pg=stuff

yes, it features a topless donut headed fishboy in several of the pictures.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)

*buys*

*fwaps*
*cums*
*smokes*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

in that order?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)

and all in 2 minutes

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)

that's some going

the germans would be proud of your work ethic.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)

click click click whine...

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

NOT THE REEF!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Becomes a nervous wreck and dies in a home*

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

Awesome

That made me laugh far more than the hour should allow

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

*gets sexually excited*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwww!

Fuckin' genius.

woo, and yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

ha,

that am woo!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

haha!

t'b'fun'e

/cheered up blog

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

hahaha

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Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

Top Bombing!

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MrHeed, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

ha!

let's hope they eat her.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)

Erm, RIS?

is it the swapping of the situation due to the rise in sea level?
I feel stupid

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)

Philippa = flipper

the life-saving dolphin genius

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waxyone, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)

oh i got the flipper bit

just not the rest

/coat

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

I think...

Flipper normally helps distressed humans and Phillipa helps distressed dolphins. Life mirroring art etc

/strokes beard

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waxyone, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)

I thought it was something to do with these Ipswitch murders!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)

ha ha - that woo. made me lol as I here contemplating another night in a hotel

(jim, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:05, archived)

pfft!

very clever :)

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mutated monty, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)

loves coming at ya through the silver screen!

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Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

Blimey

5 new posts in 3 minutes.

Have an irritated woo at pushing my pic to 3rd

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

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