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[challenge entry] evil japanese cartoons
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# :/
WTFAYBOA?



*edit*
Am I the only one who's totally confused by this?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# nope.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Why is mugatu laughing then?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I've no idea
it's euro loonery
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# It's complete idiocy.
Gurning child, technicolour and manga, with some sort of plastic... thing.

???
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I was wrong about the last compo
this is the compo thats gonna get me sacked
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *SHRUGS*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# he laughs at everything.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# because my cock is tickling his bot bot
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *bums*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Mugsy!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# MUGATU!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# HA HA, Anime-ecstasy-sausage bird-child
Brilliant...no wait...RIS???
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# weres da fukin jon inman jokes ya cunts?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# that was earlier this morning
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# well, none of them made the popular page, so they must have been crap :P
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ummm
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Micto loves these 2 frame anims
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
#
these 2 frame anims being vigorously bummed
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# ...by aphex
cos he only has a tiny cock
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# But that implies
that you only have a tiny arsehole
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# i have a regular size arse
thus a tiny cock hurts less
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# yay
i knew you loved me!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# hooray for two frame anims!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# that's the one
ps = it's Cyril Snare
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# i have no idea what your picture is
or who cyril snare is
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# sorry, but it's true
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# 80's feature length cartoon called The Racoons
later turned into a TV series

it was cool :)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# ok
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# it was creepy.
and jessie should know about it, she's the racoon fiend around here!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# cyril snare?
dear god
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# yay!
you win a year's supply of Kelp!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# 2 frame animation for the win
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# good
haha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Lovely. My anims rarely get beyond two frames
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# genius
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Huzzah!
I miss the Raccoons.

And so does 2 frame baby.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# v.sorry
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ooof!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# If you think that's bad, check this out...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# you love whoring that out
don't you :)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# My proudest pun!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# bloody hell!
whats your worst one!?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I'm not allowed to tell you, you're too young.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# but daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# coincidence?
less than 30 minutes ago I was in bed having an awesome dream about the terminator, his face was all ripped off and was fighting someone - sometimes me, sometimes I saw them in 3rd person, odd - but in a very British setting, in gardens in a street near where I grew up - where we used to go garden hopping as kids. In stark contrast to this futuristic killer there were some sort of fluffy creatures riding mine trains up in the trees, laughing and smiling - kinda like ewoks but they looked more like penguins. They were throwing things down to help defeat the machine.

I had coffee and beer just before bed last night.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Well....
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# i was about to Ris when i realised it was a polish name :)
hahaha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# whoop whoop!
that's the sound of tha Polish!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# we've got a load of polish cleaners...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I know a French Polisher.
It's just possible that he might be able to save my life one day.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
pffft
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ha haha ha!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah, but he won't be able to clea the 'tache and beard on your painting
:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# And why would I want him to do that?
I'm all about the 'tache and beard =)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] P/rost!

edit/and a woo, of course. Woo!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I fuckin
love that
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] underground overground wombling free...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Oh, goodness
That's the best spong I've seen in a very long time
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
oh noes!
he's got teh bad aidz now!
:(
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# It's funny coz it's true!
'ning Toasty.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# 'ning Prof
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hehe
i was expecting him to be killed with a hammer
while tomsk looked on
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Ooh, I'm impressed that you remembered Tomsk.
'ning micto. You well? I saw your comment about my eyebrows earlier =D
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# arf!
tomsk, orinocco, madame cholet, great uncle bulgaria, oh fuck, erm...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I'd love there to be Wombles called Oh Fuck and Erm.

EDIT:
Underground, overground, wombling free
Wombles called Oh Fuck and Erm are we
Blah...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# alderney bungo and cairns apparently
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# What would we do without google eh?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# zackly
it takes the pain out of brainspack
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Tsk. I don't hold
with those modern equal-opportunities Wombles.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# apart from Bungo
those are the new more PC wombles.

Great Uncle Bulgaria, Orinoco, Tomsk, Bungo, Wellington, Madame Cholet and Tobermory
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# tobermory! that's the one!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Underground Overground Wombling Free
The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we
Making good use of the things that we find
Things that the everyday folk leave behind
Uncle Bulgaria
He's got malaria
Wombling, wombling freeeeeeee


Seriously, after the first verse I have no idea.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# i was never cool at school
i bet you don't remember me

but now it's been ten years
i'm still wondering who to be

and i love to mix in circles, cliques and social coteries,
that's me
hand me my nosering
(can we be happy?)
show me the mosh pit
(can we be happy?)
WE CAN BE HAPPY UNDERGROUND!!!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# gotta love the ben folds five
*sings to self*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# for once
we agree :D

Satan is my master
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Cousin Yellowstone!
Madama Cholet gave me the horn.

*YIFFS*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# that was bernard cribbins's voice though
you GAY
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Are you telling me you never wanked
to the earthy brown tones of Cribbins?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *spluffs*
Sorry, it was just the thought of his voice that did it for me then.

Do you want me to wipe that for you?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# please.
this is my best tie.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# there i was diggin' a hole
hole in the ground
kinda big
and kinda round
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Ooh, you beast.
*sexes*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I think I'll just let it drip slowly down the wall there

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha
yes.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha!
sad but too true.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# haha
it had to happen
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha!
didn't someone do a womble finding a condom?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Yeah, I remember that.
Can't remember who it was though son.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Nooo!
Orinoco you stupid fucker.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# arf
I'm trying to do one but I know someones gonna do the idea first before i've sourced the pics at this rate...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *looks over Goats shoulder*
*copies*

*posts first*

bwah!hahahahahah!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# did you get my reply to your query about me drawing your missus?
I only do HappyToast portraits of people in Zombie form. But of you want me to do that then by all means send details to the address in my profile.

I'm a bit snowed under at the moment, but I should get round to doing them at some point!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Not Nurse Sally.

Just a quick, 3 page short I'm doin'.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# JJ! *hugs*
I'm listening to terrible music and dancing around, what are YOU up to on this fine late-morning?

Edit: Hahah! that page is brill, you're good at the characterisation
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I'm at work, so no dancing here.....or, not as much, anyhoo.
:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# EEEEEEEE!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# 'ning Mr JJ.
Splendid work as ever sir =)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Ning, sah.
:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I hope the Zombie with a "Rock" t-shirt on isn't based on me or my kind...
=D
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# maaaaaaaaaaybe :D
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *moshes*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# ZOMBIEROCK!
*air guitars*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *real guitars*
*smacks Weasel on back of head*

Ooh, sorry about that.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# yes dad! you rock!
also, see where I get my figure now.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Ooooh, you may appreciate this
Just got news that my Hot Topic parcel is being kept by parcel force, who are charging me £22.61- £9.11 because Customs and Excise apparently won't let you have anything over £18 (or somewhere around there) in worth without paying for it or something, and £13.something for parcelforce because they had to pay that for me in the first place. Wankers.

BUT ANYWAY- included within it is: marvel zombies hoodie for manwife and ...


GAH- edit- link won't work. Basically cartoon picture of Stan Lee with 'Stan Lee is my superhero' underneath.

r
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# link worked for me!
it was a very nice t-shirt
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# It looks comfy, too.
Oh, and I got a 'Jagshemash!' t shirt for my guitarist.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# the link was working
well i looked at the T-shirt anyhows....
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Well it's being a bastard for me then.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# It worked for me - and it was a great shirt.
Batman t-shirt! Get your Batman t-shirts here!

I've ordered mine, it should be here soon *glees*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# She seems calm about the situation
She has obviously read Max Brooks zombie survival guide and is armed to the teeth.

My kind of girl.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# GET FUCKED, FOUR EYES
Why don't you go out with her if you love her so much?


Sorry, the bloke just reminded me of Daffs.

It's lovely! Nice movement.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# 'ning sexy cap'n!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *doffs various headgear*
Ning me dear.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# 'nings Cap'n
*handseats*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *perches*
Good morning, Mr Kerry.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# you're rapidly descending the stats ranks young lady
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I've been busy hunting for houses
And actually working for once.

How've you been?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# good ta
relatively busy at work too :(
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# And it's nice and sunny, which makes matters worse.
Bastard office.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# that's ok as long as you don't use more that 2 dogs
and you kill it by accident.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
They're tricky when they get down those borrows though
I like to househunt with dynamite
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I might just do some drag hunting
Tie a brick to the back of a lorry...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ning ning all aboard!
hello captain!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Ningles...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# 'lo skipper
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Good morning, Senor
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# meh,
watcha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# weh
matcha.

sorry about last night, I was leaning funny on my pocket I reckon.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# 'ning
and a muchness of woo to you sir
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# hey
was it you yesterday that mentioned about the version of "Torn"
performed at the secret policeman's ball?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# yarp
but it was his supreme JJness who posted the you tube link in the dim and distant past
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# i saw it when it was on telly ages ago
but i mention it again, because around 20mins
after it was mentioned on the board, i received
it in an email from someone unrelated to here

was a really weird coincidence...
:D
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# do doo do doo do doo do doo doo do doo doo
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *looks out of aeroplane window*
GAH!!!!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# yup, thats how i'd react to zombie attack.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# g'ning JJ
I thought you'd bowed into public opinion and done another page of NS!

Ahh well, have a much deserved woo anyway
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Haven’t finished writing the last pages of NS.
I will tho.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# yay!
splendid as ever
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# How often do you finish these things?
I was thinking about trying to ink some of your stuff for practice, but I can't think of a way to unindelibly print it
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# tracing paper
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# yay for zombies!
it's not nurse sally, but hey, this'll keep me busy.

and 'ning!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Woo
and ning

how is the new Nurse Sally stuff coming along anyway?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# slowly.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# but surely
wins the race
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# haven't done one of these in a while..
Ashley Tisdale
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# The giant boots are a nice touch
woo!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# 's-coz she's got giant feets
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# woo
to that
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# ha ha!!
super deformed cutness!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# still would...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I'm feeling most confused
confused and aroused
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
i thought it was paris hilton for a minute
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Aw...
*puts in pocket*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Haha
Woo for freaky pretties!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# ha ha!
these still tickle me :)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# that 2nd one down looks like ET
they are all horrendous, i love it!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 'pearoast for compo' defence card held up..mornin 'all


remastered THX 1138
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# REPOST + NEW THREAD = HAMTOUCHER
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Now there's maths you can rely on
Can anyone put it into a graph?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *boots up Word*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Ooh well done!
And so quick as well...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# can you convert that
to a 4/4 Bossa Nova beat so we can Salsa to it?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *salsas anyway*
/anyexcuse
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Nah, my heart is in the Rhumba now
It just rolls off the tongue. Rrrrruummmmbaa
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Rhumba is a good word.
I like 'Samba' too. Sounds like a cute lion.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# that's because it sounds like simba
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I know.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# it's almost like poetry with an X-axis
*edit* was there no love for the weasel this ning? You left me hanging.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Xaxis
sounds like a planet from Star Trek...
must be a double system, paired with Yaxis
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Plot a course Mr Sulu, line of best fit, warp factor 6
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# add zaxis for ternerary system goodness
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Wha'?!
When did I leave you hanging little weasel fella?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# nothing's hanging when you're around, Jess ;D

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *gasp*
Rose-tinted glasses?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# relax
it's just the rhypnol taking effect
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *relaxes*
*wakes up in skip with aching groin*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Oh Jeez
not again?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Hush you :p
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Best way
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# YEEEEE-HAW!
->lunch
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Bring me back a bacon sandwich
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *goes to say something rude about "Kebabs"*
*resists*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I think it got shunted down pretty fast due to the compo though
So I'll let you off
www.b3ta.com/board/6950030
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I checked that loads!
I figured you just weren't replying

*hugs and 'nings*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# \o/
Lets just chalk it down to different places at different times.

I'll always ning your fine self anyway =D
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# not so fast!
REPOST + NEW THREAD = HAMTOUCHER

therefore...

HAMTOUCHER + TOPICAL COMPO ENTRY = HAM HANDLING IMMUNITY

;P
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# REPOST = HAMTOUCHER - NEW THREAD
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# NEW THREAD = REPOST - HAMTOUCHER
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
#
REPOST2 + 2(REPOST*NEW THREAD) +NEW THREAD2 = HAMTOUCHER2
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# LIES! This is unsolvable
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# RETOUCHER - HAMPOST = NEWTHREAD
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# MUGATU + 6 PINT JUG = SEX MACHINE
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# shaved head fetishist!
from a newsletter (NSFW).
The porn site with britney shaved head pics, also had a prominent place for THX1138
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# hahahah
I love Pokoyo
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Bob the Builder and the VAT Fraud
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I like these
They deviate from the cock theme. Woo!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# there is that
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Calm down dear!
It's only a competition.
No need to post constantly.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Scoooore
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

A bit too OT to warrant a new thread.

Yay, my furst imuj
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# it's gone under the bar!?!?
no score :(
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Holy hell, man!
He scored a goal, he'll never have to buy a pint in the local again.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# i thought it was a conversion
:(

*retires to early bath*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# 'tis a fine first image
way over my head, but very fine.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Obvious Tyrone player
10/10 for accuracy
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# steady now
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Postman Pat and the Missing Chequebooks
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# that's good, but give it a while before the next
or stick 'em all in one post


:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Will
do
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# FACT
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
indeed
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] big cock little cock! welcome to our cafe!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# .
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ^this picture is timeless
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# not true
there's a built-in digital watch in that dictophone.

also a rectal hair trimmer
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I must own one
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *posts*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Makes me laugh everytime.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# "Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes"
Separated at birth
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Bump and the Bogus Invalidity Benefit Claim
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# This doesn't deserve to have no replies
It's a nice little bit of hummus
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# i concur.
i'm sorry i got distracted by a contorted willow.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *click*
this is nice and you should be proud
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] C-c-c-c-cum with us
I see passion in your eyes...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# oh no





;
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# ^this.
The Raccoons is a program not to be messed with. It was all of the aceness.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Besides
cyril sneer's nephew's girlfriend was hot
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# SO true.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# have you heard the dance remix of the theme?
it used to be free off spray's website but it looks like they've moved it to iTunes now...

http://www.spraynet.co.uk/
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# it's a week of "cocks on cartoon characters"
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# It's another week of
'Find any excuse to complain about the compo'
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Not really,
There have been some cracking entries so far and some really good hummus.

But I'll admit that I find the CDC a pretty low form of wit. It's just too damn easy to do.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# It's OK
it's only Cyril Sneer.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Dear lord
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Super!
:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# This is Evergreen Forest... Quiet.. Peaceful.. Serene...
That is until Burt Racoon Wakes up!

God that show used to Fuck me up when I was younger.. I think it was the very odd music at the end...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# HE LOOKS LIKE A TAP
still gives me the fear though
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] STICK THIS FILTHY REPOST UP YOUR ARSE
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha!
PERMISSION TO ROFLHOFF?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# OH MY !
Definitely!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# YES SIR, THANK YOU SIR!
*salutes*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
*dribbles*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!
HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!
HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!
HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Haha Roflhoff!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# this is great
says the kernal
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# fnar
woo yay
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Oh my fucking christ.


gnasty!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# blimey
that bad, eh?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# oh yes :)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Haha!
I like this compo!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Hehehe I just had in my head the phase 'rape the baby'
done in the South Parks way:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha! Fucking Hell!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
that am cocking ace
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# LOL!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Mugsy!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *glares*
That looks nothing like me
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# MUGATU!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# DONKEY RAPE
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Ex-husband?
*shudder*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
*proudly wears googly eyed Gnasher badge*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Gnash Gnash
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
we's got too many reposts for this challenge!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# This
has made my day.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# ahahahahaha
WINNAR!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] oink
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# i can't see what you done....
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# penis snouts
edit: How rude of me.

Have a WOO!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Ahhhh
I did wonder. This did spring to mind.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# penis snout!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Haha!
Sausage bird!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Neither can I
Potentially extended the nose holes so they join up a bit?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# cocknose I think...

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# That took me SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Long!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
Fraggles for the win!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# yay
fraggle movie next year ;)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# that show was great!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# hell yeah
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Benn... Hur...

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# no vest or pance!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# kinky
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# clothes............................BEGONE!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# today mr benn's going commando.
this is wrong!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# That Shopkeeper always did look a bit shifty...
Bet he's got cameras in that changing room as well...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# PANCE REQUIRED!
NOW!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *yawns and stretches*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# OH MY GOD
is that a zippy suit?

I want a zippy suit
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# zippy pyjamas?
with cookie monster slippers
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# You'd be fending off ladies at every turn
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# with a shitty stick!
I can't wait till I'm old and insane, then I can go to the supermarket in my dressing gown and slippers
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# looks more like a furry mong suit...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# It does look like a downs zippy.....
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# let me take you downs, where i'm going to
straw belmy fields
nothing is real
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Best Kind....
Nings Folks!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# certainly is.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha
these are so retarded they're brilliant.

Where can i buy one?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] morning there
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I LOVED that show...!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# me too
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# ning!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ningaling dad!
where the heck have you been?
not w*rking i hope?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# 'fraid so, son.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# 'ning you!
*stretches*

how on earth is he making the gaps in the writing, so close together?!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# It's a trick of perspective - the N is a lot further away but it's thicker smoke.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 'ello KM
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning mate!
*ruffles hair*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *licks paws*
*pats down fur tufts*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# good morning duder!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# *hugs manfully*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 'ning
i just clicked the scroll wheel on my mouse and the page just shot off in all directions at an alarming speed.
i didn't know it could do that.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I think I've just seen it fly past my window.
If I catch it I'll post it back to you.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Yaffle!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# MSN, you.
You just stopped talking =)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# 'ing matey
For some reason that puts me in mind of the old micro machine plans:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# That was what gave me the idea actually =)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Yo pzyko =)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Ooh, I missed one.
Good 'ning to you sir.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# dae?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# it was a tv show
that was a bit odd
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# ppffft....
compo?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Done a LOL
Poor, dead Michael Bentine.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# :(
when did that happen?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# he died saving a whale that was in the thames
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha! i used to love that show.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# eeeep
And for only £5.99 plus posting and packing, you too can be in his gang:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] And then, as if by magic,
the shopkeeper came...

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# it was all those costumes what did it
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# The shopkeeper has a nice figure!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Suddenly...
*ping*
The shopkeeper spaffed.

Woo!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# right, now I'll pea the fucker
for those who missed it this morning (how stupid is that?!)

www.b3ta.com/board/6949586
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Quick...
Somebody post some crap picture to knock toastie off the board again :)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# haha!
did you compo it?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Have you seen the 2000AD version?
There's this fantastic frame at the bottom of the first page showing the costume shop. It says "Mr Bennet wonders what he's going to be today" and there's a Judge's uniform hanging on the rack beside him...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# haha
Judge Benn
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# It rings a bell
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# haha
that's brill
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
nice one!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# OMG!!!
Dave the Hat is Attacking Mr Benn!!
noooooo!!

*faints*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:¬)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# mummy, what are those men doing?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Shhh, shh. They're just hugging
It's a special kind of hugging where neither of you wear clothes, and try and get as close to the other as possible
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# oh.
*undresses*
come 'ere!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# No son, I'm a lady
I think you want a gentleman
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# its not my fault. its the way my dad is with me.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# *special hugs*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Pffft. Sometimes I swear you're just sat scanning the board for stuff like this

Though to be fair, you rarely have to wait long on b3ta
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# There's too many silly things on the board
I want to stay and applaud them all but I must go and do work.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Shit! Work!
I forgot about that.

*runs to work*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaand they're off!


This all seams fine to me...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I agree
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
*clicks*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# pffffffffft!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
#
What Manley Pendantichrist said
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha
That's tooo funny!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That gets a woo, a yay, a houpla and a clicky. Would you like any help with your packing?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I see no problem here
Hull is a long long way from this post
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# meant in a supermarkety kinda way :)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Aaaahhh...
Hahaha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Hehe,
nice :¬)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Grand!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahaha, great idea :)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Looks for
that particular issue of Viz
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Gor Blimey...
That is so Funny I May just Laugh Out Loud..

Cracking!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

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