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# Yaddayaddayadda
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Oops-a-daisy!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Jump sucker!
Nice pic :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# this made me do a laugh noise...
... with my mouth
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings all
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# I was wondering when that was going to pop up
I was too lazy to do it meself.
Woo :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# *waits for animation*
:)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# You'll wait a very long time!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# 'nings!
And 'night from me.

Woo to the pic :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# the hat makes it
woo and yay

(can you do a tongue verson on the posing pouch?)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Westwood's got some competition...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# calamari boondocks

edit: isn't it irritating when people edit their posts so replies make no sense
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Haha,
Top ris!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Ooh I say
That's top notch.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:34, archived)
# cheers 'pot
Right, back to the php. I've got 25 minutes to write a rather large search module before I turn into a pumpkin.

'night B3ta
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:38, archived)
# yay fern
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
#
[phones 0836 403 369]
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:39, archived)
# any sucess?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Yeah,
just got myself a free lard phone.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# ....
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# what's the reference to this?
I feel I've missed something
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# This^
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# If i could link the bbc news page i would
...from yesterday!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# 'sok
just explain
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# 7/7 bombers
and the like
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Slight hint..
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# ahhh
gottit
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Back to your sand pit with you!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# *places JIHAD on t3h QU0*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# meme old thing
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# What a woman
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# yargggggggggggggggggg!
nice work
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Have.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# you wish.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# She got a purdy mouth
*would



*Probly wouldnt
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# my
she could swallow a chap whole!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# not me, pal.
*hitches*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# mental imagery
yay!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Woo
And who is the lucky bastard?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# recognise the teef .....might be.....

as a teen
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Aaaaargh
Don't do that !
*Runs away*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Ha ha teeeth!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# oooooooo...thems is fine teefs!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# oh and 6000 posts on my b3taday also!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# oh god! not this again !
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# *GETS TEH FUCKING FEAR*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Yay Hippo!

Thank you all for a lovely b3taday!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# happy b3taday
yay
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Thank you!
Woo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# yay!
i love that hippo. and it's starwars day in half an hour or so. yay again!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# ?
starwars day?....explain please...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# huzzah!
may the horse forks fork candles force beak bees with jew you
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Congratulations
Yay pic
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# thank you!!
Woo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Still enjoying your cake here too!


Sweet b3taday!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Yay cake!
ee gads, thats a scaring image even without the pulsating...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# haha
that hippo keeps making me smile :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Yay!
:D
nitey nite everyone!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# woo!
and there's the KFC man in the background.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Looks like a nice ice cream
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# *Fwaps
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
She wants me..
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# she might have been a bit
liberal with the sprinkles
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# "sprinkles"?
you must be talking about "hundreds and thousands".
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Nicely done!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# hahahaha
oh dear
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# fantastic, wooo
that makes me happy
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Source?
I mean... Sauce. As in, raspberry or chocolate?

edit: how rude of me; have a woo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Mmmm.
Ice cream.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# ha ha ha - woo!
she just can't get enough of that wonderful spluff stuff
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# badngowan
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# and thank you for the lovely meat picture last night
:D

er, this morning :D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# wuite welcome. ^_^
stick around...bishop goodness coming up...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# who can resist a bit of bishop action
:D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# oh christ! that gives me issues!
and so does this
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
#
issues the horn

Yeah, me too.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:04, archived)
# the raging horn
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:04, archived)
# oh godddddddd
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# anyone?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I suck at isketch
so...erm...not right now thanks.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Isn't that..
Grace Jones ?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# shhhhh...maybe related
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Ha!
Excellent.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Excuse the American..
I am not up on my cockney slang, so here's to me hoping this is a common one!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# police anglers?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Plod presumably?
Nice knowledge of copper slang for a septic there. Good effort, 8/10.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# *Gets it*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# fucking shermans
over here and over paid
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Comedian fishing rods?
Hot Fuzz is cockney rhyming slang for fishing?

EDIT: Got it now, nicely done!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# i think it's fishing rods/plods
plods being slang for cozzers innit.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Yeah!
Indeed
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# i say old chap thats a rather spiffing peice of cockney rhyming
chin chin.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# if you need help i'm for hire
is this rod= plod?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# and i hope people look in to the history of cockney slang
it is a great story of working class landah giving 2 fingerss to the upper classes
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# you're an 'merican?
did you get to see hot fuzz? i heard they fucked you guys over with a reduced release.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I did see it
It was amazing. It only came out about 2 weeks ago. I think the people who will appreciate it all knew it came out when it did, and that's what's important :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# cool
i heard that quite a few cities in america didn't have one single screen showing it it. they fucked grindhouse up in the same way. however theyve fucked it up even more for the uk; apparently they are releasing the two films seperately. utter cunts.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# LOVED Grindhouse.
They shouldn't make you pay full price for both, though. They rape you up the ass with ticket prices these days.
What they should have done? Given everyone a collectors Grindhouse bottle to piss in when they needed it. The bathroom breaks were the only real problem.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# its only 3 hours from start til finish am i right?
thats the same as lotrs or king kong
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Yea, 3 hours.
For some reason, feels like longer. Unfortunatly, the time in between the 2 movies, when you feel like you should go take a piss, the best part is playing; the fake previews.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# and we dont even get those bits until it comes out on DVD
i am so miffed :'(

apparently theres a rumor saying the Shaun of the Dead director blokey is making his trailer into a whole straigt to DVD film. although i read this on digg...make of that what you will.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Sounds more like
a late-night problem?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# took me a while
i had to read the comments to get it im afriad

'ning /board
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] brixton
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# they look too bad for 101!
999 quick!
;)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# just a tip:
racism isn't funny
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# I had no idea what was going on with Dalmatians.
Don't tell me this is 'spotted dogs'?

Very poor, very poor indeed.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# i didn't give it too much thought.
i just thought it was seamy dog persons.
=(
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Same here
but I can't be arsed with 'RIS' posts, they're bad for my reputation as a know-it-all.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# aw, c'mon, that's not true.
racism is as funny as AIDS and cancer and babymurder.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# now this ...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# *sigh*
twice in less than an hour?

are we sure this isn't tuesday?

edit: try this
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha!!
LOL!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# <img src"farm1.static.flickr.com/86/250001732_609004617a.jpg?v=0">
^piginshit copy and paste this into your message.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Haha
i love you foof!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# ^_^
i pissed off a thread-deleter not 5 minutes ago with this one...

got a sarcastic gaz...made me larf. ^_^
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# bloody thread deleting sarky gazzing weirdos!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# post it!
please ^__^
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# ^this
the man was a twunt of the highest order so deserves his whiney PMs to be displayed across the world
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# :(
i beleted it...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# That's a bad foof!
off to the naughty step!

(what was the rough gist of it?)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# umm...err...
"thanks for your helpful comment...twice.../sarcasm"

I posted the one anim...then the other just to show someone...
apparently he/she/it thought both were directed at him/her/it...
perhaps secretly knowing they deserved it?
^_-
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!
there is a "deleted" folder!!!1!!

Thanks
Thanks for the kind guidance, not once but twice. (end sarcasm)
(Citadel, Thu 3 May, 22:28, ignore, undelete, archive, reply)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# haha
lovely.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# yar
you're ace, dude
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# *bows*
thankee. ^_^ did you see my other one?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# yar, i did
i had to explain them both to my darling lady last night... she likes your drawing style, by the way
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# thankyou, lady mutster!
^_^
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# i await number three
with great anticipation (saw no 1 yest)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Woo, yay, fucknuts!
Gmph.

I like this lots.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hehe, you knob
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/2556/1178185855.jpg

NSFW

linked 'speshley for ivesb :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# okay, I'm off again
night night
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# GAAAAA!!!!1!
*dies*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# you that desperate yet? ;)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...
never!
*would go straight first...maybe...probably...would try at least*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
if you have to try, it's not going to work, I reckon :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Lo, mr mo!
yeeeeeeah...prolly not. ^_-
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# not this again!
i remember the great nsfw? debate of earlier today...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# haha
damn, thought you'd gone home...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# i am home
i can edit!!!!
EDIT: see.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# ay?
you can edit what? see what?

*my head asplode*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# edit responses and get on my gaz!!
i can't at w*rk
=(
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# that's very strange
why's that?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# they blocked b3ta.com
so i'm using barnesy.org
but it won't stay logged in.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# You can't even view /board from work?
That is the only bit that gets past my work's webfilters. So I can still edit posts, but no Gaz, popular, image challenge, QOTW, profiles, newsletter etc.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# i used to have that in my last job
my new job is great, nothing is bloked. and because they haven't made me sign anything regarding internet usage, if they monitor what I am going on they're breaking the law!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# That calls for a


N ot S afe F or W anking
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# now THATS a raspberry!
i think...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# H:
Peel up the berry
Bottle opener you'll see
No. Please Don't Do It.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# *does it*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# looking at this makes my belly button feel wierd
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# link that you cock


that's worse than the original post
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# NO.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# ooh!
a new one!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Alright, alright...
I'll pull your finger!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# *PARP*
night b3ta off to watch movies then bed tiems
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# byeee dave
*hugs*
oh go on then!
*gropes*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# you


it's not even tuesday
you're looking for /links
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Go get a proper cat
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Needs more height.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# He's already on the 1st floor.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I was more thinking....


But probably even more.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Mrs Afinkawan is going to hate that when I show her.


*sets as wallpaper*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Ok, how about this instead?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Pfffft!
He actually does look like that sometimes. He's a very stretchy cat.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
#
You should get another one, and make them sit either side of your front door.

Or just get this one a t-shirt saying 'stretch armstrong's cat' or something.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# taller!
I want the worlds tallest longcat!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# thats it.... don't move...
*loads blunderbuss*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# You can't do that!
You'll splatter blood all over the Andrew McDavies calendar behind him.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# *sigh*
*walks round to other side*
BLAM!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# It's
a bizarre kitten/bong thingy.


What it really is, of course, is my brain giving up and retiring to a nice little villa in the Algarve.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# I blame Bob Marley
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I need a job.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# what can you do, skill set.
also, location. age and salary requirements.

I have people working for me all over the globe, you could be next.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# My CV goes like this...
Hobbies: Snoozing, sarcasm, sex.
Skills: Sarcasm, biting wit, snoozing.
Transferable skills: None.
Work experience: None.

Location: in front of a computer.
Age: legal.
Salary: yes please.

What qualifications does one need to be a minion, anyway?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# webcam?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I have one
or at least, my wee siblingy does, but I don't like the way it looks at me.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# HIRED!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# you are tyler durden AICMFP
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# fuck me!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# You can be my greasemonkey if you like?
Assuming no-one makes a handy plugin to do the job of course, hahah...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# word up mam!
i scored a bottle of lambrusco!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I saw!
drink it quick son, else the 'alcohol' will evaporate and the missus will confiscate the remainder ;)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# she'll have to prise it out of my cold dead lips!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# like
kittens need drugs to be spazzy!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fucking shite!
but its got a bong in it so i like it :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# sorry for the TJ
but can "deleting threads makes people hate you even more" be added to the new message/reply page
foof did some bloody good work and now it's gone missing
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# so, basically you're trying to get in her knickers and you think this will help?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Makes you jealous, doesn't it?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Insanely
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# *Stalks*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# well i wouldn't say no
but flame threads can be amusing to read,
especially when there's new hamtouch (or similar) giffery
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# this! this to the bitter end!
IMO it is a very rare occasion where deleting a new thread is justified. edit may be but delete, I can't think of one situation where it has a genuine use. obviously leave it so mods can delete new threads if there is a major amount of spamming.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# haha, very ronseal
and just to get it out of my system...

THREAD DELETING CUUUUUUUNT!

you know who you are...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# grrrrrr
I 'ates them I does
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# ^
but CS192 is on the case, so rest easy
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# dave!
no late night confessions about wanting my hot body when you think i'm not on tonight?
=D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# blablablatitleblablabla
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I FULLY ENDORSE THIS!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# i second this motion
*secretly bids*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# *gets nerd everywhere*
greetings, b3talings!
this is officially the best weekend ever. i get paid friday, am going to see SPIDERMAN 3 that night(giggitty)
and the next day is FREE COMIC BOOK DAY! *geekgasm*
have Shadowcat and Lockheed.


Previously:
Nightcrawler, Dr. Doom, wallpapers, Silver Surfer, Green Lantern,
Colossus, Dark Phoenix, D.P. wall, Hellboy, Gambit, Venom, The Tick,
the Juggernaut, bitch!, Spaceghost, Thor, The Joker, The Flash,
Captain Vegetable, Magneto, The Hulk, Captain America, Storm,
Iron Man, Impulse, Harley Quinn

aaaand...
website

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S COMING OUT OF MY SCREEN!!!!


*puts on some Bob Marley to chill*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Sexiest x-man ever
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# heh...
i just read Astonishing X-men...she and colossus finally "do it"
and in the middle of the...er...
"excitement" she phases through the floor nekkid.
made me lol
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# phwoar
theres something about a chick that can pass through ANYTHING that seems to do it for me.

/geek and damn proud
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# we need badges...
how do we not have badges?
*funfact: if you are a geek on here, you
are probably all teh win in the real world.
and by all teh win i mean "beat up frequently"

^_^ go us!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Badgers!? We don't need no steenking badgers!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# LO MR TEH HAT!
how are you?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Beat up frequently?
Your thinking of Nerds my dear. I'm a geek, and also 6'2" of scottish ex-soldier goodness
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# :(
i am nerdy in just about every way possible...

got a lot of "swirlies" growing up...

now all of a sudden, people think i'm "cool"...it confuses me...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# use your new found coolness*
to mess with guys heads then

*boobs
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# yeeeeeeeah...
the whole "penis" thing is a bit of a turnoff though...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I dunno, people seem to love mine
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha
you are teh win!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# multi-partial-amputee?
/edit + spyro w/angry face
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# *siiiiiiiiigh...*
you aren't a nerd, are you?
here:
educate yourself.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# *looks at pictures*
*tries to read page image halfway down*
*gives up*
*goes back to sleep*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# SHE'S JEWISH!
*marries her quickly to keep mame happy and have teh sexy tiem*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# that's international?
thought it was just in ireland (saw a poster last week when i was there)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# it's a merkin thing, too...
ayuh...
*gleesplodes*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Great as usual :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# *tackles*
you aren't going to go running off again, are you?
i'm drawing Bishop!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Just randomness
cos I is random tonight Matthew...

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Yeah, I know the Taj Mahal is Indian. Well anyway...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Needs more Jade Goody
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# looks like borderline racist shit to me
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# infact i take that back
hard to joke in a picture but this is just a play on words
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# and sikhs have tubrans
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# who has the Oboes then?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# the obese
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# can't beat a deep fried oboe
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# The Taj Mahal is in India, not Pakistan!


RACIST!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Erm...
I thought I already said that...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# SEXY IST
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Jeffery from Rainbow


NEXT!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# One of my favorite
Graffiti classics
is to put two "s"s on the
EXIT signs

(sEXIsT)

Ha!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# lol
Gimme a break, it's a bit of word play using stereotypes, and nothing more.

And 90% of the stuff on here takes the p!ss out of minorities in one way or another...!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Stereotyping to the extent of
"they've got brown skin so they must live near the Taj Mahal and even if they live in an entirely different country I don't care."

Can't actually be all that far from racism.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Oh dear
I guess you missed the whole "South Park" (non)ethic then... ah well.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# RACIST!


I only do this to annoy
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Racist?
I think not. I like it. Though Cartman should DEFINITELY have a beard.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# oh my
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# how the hell is this random?

gk3-fkgh3 cx/g'-a-=3d;lxd=
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Fuck off.
You racist cunt.

Also: Modding a Ka? Well I suppose it can't make them look any worse...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Oh please, try not to disappear...
... up your own arse with your self-righteousness... you chod.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Gawd bless'er
This kinda gives me a fear :(

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Jesus, Mary and Mystery Bob!!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# A fear
or teh fear?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Queen in siamese split shocker!
the queen has been discovered to be one half of an entity known as teh fear!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Wi Jam In?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# needs more wrinkly forehead
:)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# here you go.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# pffffft
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# One worf
one love
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Bob Worfley


/mictoboy
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# It is a good day to jam.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# 420
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
/ac
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# *smokes out*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Bob got da
Signit Ring of
House Atreides

Duuuuuuuuuune.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I read the subject
and thought I was about to see
Marley with a
Nintendo up his hole.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha
:))
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Question for everyone:
Would you kill Bob Dylan to resurrect Bob Marley?

I for one would and i've found some ancient Rastafarian Sacrificial Resurrection rites that may well work.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# fuck yes!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# HEAVENS NO!!!!
but I'd kill you all to resurrect John Lennon
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Can you get him to bring George Harrison back too?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# That would entail killing half of China too.... so yes, I'm on it!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ..and paul mccartney
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# John Lennon was a twat
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# so was Bob Marley


/starting an internet argument
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# *refrains from internet argument*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# you fucking fuck
i saw him live three times in that rastafarian church or whatever, yeh.
fucking tossbag. your mum.

/improv
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# 13 children, eight from different women
toe injury got infected and he refused treatment. Injury became cancerous, died.

he was a nonce

/elevating internet argument
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# im actually finding it very hard to argue with that :)
/gives up
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Ono
he wasn't!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I'd kill John Lennon
to get Zappa back
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# aye
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# haha! YES!
would you eat jobby to save your cats life?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# i haven't got a cat or a jobby
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# then you have nothing to worry about
:)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# what's jobby? man meat?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# poop
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# nope
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# nice!~
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Yep. No question about it.
I'd chuck Bob Geldof into the bargain aswell.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# He lives up the road from me
just say the word

*makes gansta slitty throat motion*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# the word! the word!
make poverty history? who does he think he is.. some kind of international charity fundraising superstar?!

ah..
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# consider it done
you know nothin'. capisce?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Woo!


(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# that's brilliant!
edit: Woo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# That's
a "Cooper Mini"
?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# who the fuck is alice?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Nice!~
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Top hole!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# excellent!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Very braw!
I'm off to bed now... night all.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Noice!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Have a little beastie:




clk 4 big!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# you should post more, good stuff!~


(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# the flashing makes this
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Cattleprod made it
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Subtly
CDC!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# nicely!


woo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I like this
:)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# definitely the last one unless i magically find a specific source pic that i'm sure doesn't exist
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# these aren't the bat'leths you're looking for...
arf!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Meow
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# mum!
i can b3ta in the evening!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Family hug!
*family hugs*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# *jumps on*

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# *puts back out*
Ow, that's gonna need some attention.

Right, I need to go now, and stop hogging my mate's PC. Catch you all later - be excellent to each other!

*hobbles off slowly, rubbing wrecked back*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# party on dude!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# DAAAAVE!
*suffomacaytes*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# 'lo

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# what happened to number 4?
also, have another woo
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# no idea
hmmm, i think i've fucked up, there aren't anymore pics
looks like i can't count

edit: fixed
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# worf and mindy?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# *makes spacky face*
nngggg ;D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# *cries*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# ooop
*comforts*

there there, I'm sorry, ok? sheesh...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# *takes advantage*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# *records in high definition*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# *giggles and pretends to put up a fight*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# nice one
he's a one-man-meme-machine!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I fucking hate star wars
excellent work though
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# you are wrong
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# but he can be milked
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# that's nice
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# it is?
hi five!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# hello five
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# NEED MORE INPUT!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# *rezips carelessly catching some discomeat in the mechanism*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# oh well, waste not, want not
chops it off and fries it up with some onions
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# *snaffles it down*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I suggested this before while it was still in photatoshop...
perhaps I am psychic.

Perhaps it's fucking obvious.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# when i thought of it this afternoon
i did feel silly that i hadn't already thought of it
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# :)
May the Worf be with you
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT YOU SLACKER!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# theres some interesting mashups
on youtube of battles between star trek + star wars
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# yeah, I did a whole evening of those once

good times!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# kinnell man!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# hahah that took me quite a while
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Wait, That's No Battle Cruiser...
oh it is, sorry!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# It's a D5 class battlecruiser
a 22nd century Klingon starship. The D5 class is equipped with disruptor cannons and photon torpedoes and, although an NX class starship could take sustained fire from a D5 battle cruisers disruptors, with a maximum speed of Warp 6 it is superior in speed to the NX class Enterprise.

I'm sure you are thinking of the D7, which is far less maneuverable than the D5 pictured
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# oh fuck no!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

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