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# Don't you just hate when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# What flower would you like for your funeral?
She looks a bit like Alan Davis there.
I'd like black roses for my funeral thank you
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I'd like flowers that emit
hallucinogenic gas, then I'd like the pastor to plant suggestions in the minds of the mourners that I have risen from the dead and they must feed me their spicy brains
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# The usual then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Why not,
it worked so well last time
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# You only lift dice blister Pond.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Your ideas intrigue me
and I'd like to subscribe to your translated newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# pebble
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Gnarwhal?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# mimby
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I thought as much
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# anklewards thricewise!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *anklwardses*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# trimble!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# The thought of Alan Davies with breasts is quite upsetting me
I think I need a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 27 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I thought he was getting that way anyhow:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Heh hee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# happy b3taday love!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# and whenceforth came the source image perchance?
{--- sues for million$
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 27 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I that bukkake kate?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I vectored me!
All feed back welcome. Is there a way of using b3ta hosting to stick up 2 pictures in the same post? I was going to post the original as well, but can't work it out. I'll just reply to myself instead.

(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Feedback:
You have no girlfriend:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha OOF
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# not bad, needs a bit more detail though
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 27 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# You'd make a good balloon!
You know, one of those novelty big hot air ones. Erm, in a nice way...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Sounds nice
I'd get a lovely view.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# You are a blow-up doll
AICMFP
(Londingham ., Sun 27 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# me original
Couldn't work out how to host that either, so it's on my own site.

(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Does Bono want his glasses back?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Bono
can foad, the pretentious git. I, on the other hand am merely showing excellent style.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# haha
My mother wore those in the 70's.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# your mum
I bet she looked hot
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# She wants them back you know.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# My Mum has shades like that
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Your mum has shades like that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Biggles?
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# 1. Go to post a new message
2. Upload an image
3. Instead of posting, copy the code
4. Edit your original post and paste the code at the end
5. Nice lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 27 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# or
just use the cr3ation uploader directly
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Yep. More detail
And the black outline looks out of place.

Like the reflection on the sunglasses though
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# AVIATORS, MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Self portrait time!
Here's one I prepared earlier.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Still needs
some medallionage!
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Sun 27 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] first compo entry



Edit: b3tards rock!
(biscuitsocks random gene expression, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Use the b3ta image hoster
Its clever and will post the magic codes for you.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# The wonders of electrickery!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Happy b'day!
Ain't seen you for aaaages!
But i've not had web at home for aaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Disaster!
I've been lurking lots recently. And drinking lots and discovering the great big outside world. Its quite good once you get past the horrible realities :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# happy b3taday SSS
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 27 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Cheers Squire :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# He had a kiddy too:D
She Purdi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha wrong person
Didn't she tell you?

Twas thinking of superspecialking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# She? I'M SO CONFUSED!
(and yes, yay for KSS and his new little person)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah sadly he is still dating midgets:D
Something about the tossing I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# dogface
2007 05 22 dogface smaller
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Wow.
Brill as per. He looks kind of sad.

*offers biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# oooh biscuits !
yup he's sad as its peeing down non stop
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Yep. Poor thing.
*launches into rant at British summers*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# DOGFACESHITHAIR
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I'm sure
I have a distant cousin who looks like that.

And woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Crivens!
Top notch as per.

You are too good
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# excellent work as usual HD
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 27 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Darn it
I make hatstand stuff to distract from my lack of photoshop skills, and you go and do something this good.

Woo, ya bastard! : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
#
great work.
incidently, whilst in the US, I saw a range of stationary [folders etc] with your images on them - nice one
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# nicely
done
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# You really are
Showing your pedigree with that post.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 27 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# That's truly great
although I have an instinct to feed him a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 27 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# THAT CRAZY DECLAN!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# he's a FUCKING LOON
I love him
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# TELL HIM DECLAN IS A SHIT NAME AND I HATE HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# DEC-CLAN, DEC-CLAN
DOES NOTHING A REAL MAN CAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# pfffft
(Londingham ., Sun 27 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# huh?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Nani?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# :/

Heres one for the children.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Reminds me of Roald Dahl's
Revolting Rhymes, in a good way : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# romantic
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# God yeah!
I like this better than the official version. Oh, and there's a fucking massive spider on my kitchen ceiling which I have to pass beneath.
/wants to avoid a Miss Muffet-spider bite interface scenario
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I bit a spider once
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 27 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I got bitten by a red back one.
I did turn it into a small nasty spider into a flat wide one. Then got myself to hospital:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Spider pancake
Best way for spiders to be
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Remind me never to let you cook for
me...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I once got raped by a funnel web
So I took a shit on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Right on it
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I almost choked on (was going to say lovely but won't) tea.
/using sweetener so it's nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ewwwwwww
The biggest mistake is having sugary tea in the first place. You fucking heathen.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I'm a milk only person.
No sugar in tea and no milk or sugar in coffee:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ooh, coffee bravery
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I can drink tea without sugar and milk..
but if there's milk in it then there must be sugar as well or it's just not the same. Though in saying that I'll probably smoke 20 cigs with it so my taste buds won't have a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hurrah for destroying your tastebuds with the power of cigs
*destroys*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# spiders can't draw to save their lives
that's why when you have bad handwriting they say 'looks like a spider scrawled across the page'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Well at least mine was non-fatal:P
Wasn't a particularly pleasant experience.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# It's not pleasant even looking at spiders if you ask me :-S
I hate the little bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# But they kill all the flies
Goddamn I hate the flies... the fuckers are *everywhere* at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Gah, tell me about it
I've got a room full of kamikaze flies and I'm their sodding target :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# then you should simply avoid entering your fly room.
Unfortunately, mine have permeated throughout the entire flat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaaahahahahahahaha!
Wonderful.

In other news: ITS MY B3TADAY! Wheres my cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Happy super!
Here's your cake
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# :D
That looks like the best cake ever.

Also: Hello! How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hello!
I'm not too bad, ta. Just severely lacking in sleep lately so very run down :(
How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Awwwww. I prescribe hot chocolate
I'm thooper ta, suitably sleepy for a sunday :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Happy B3taday SSS!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha terror!
Thats fantastic Squire, thankyou.

Hows the ebay auction going?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# So far it's a resounding
Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# You're doing well considering you've got 6 days left
And you've got all the people who save the newsletter for monday morning yet
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Yes, Hopefully you're right.
Monday Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I'm sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# pffft!
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Sorry my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# This could go on for a while
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 27 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Ta!
I love b3tadays, they're just like normal birthdays but without all the headaches
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Dirty pea roaster:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# its not!
i posted it for 20 seconds and realised there was spelling mistakes all over it so i deleted it before anybody saw it except you! You are like the eye of sauron ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *gasp*


*calls the board nazis*:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# i should have kept my mouth shut!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# haemolytic anaemia
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# So she didn't gain superpowers?
Boring!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# a bit like spiderman 3...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# She should have become spiderwoman.
Purely as an excuse to draw a chick in skin tight spandex.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Teeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


edit:apologies for length, and oddity levels
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# pfft!
this is madness i say! Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Arf!
You had me at Manga style motion blur and interdimensional tea engine.
/tea - keyboard moment
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# It's odd how the last bits I add
on the spur of the moment seem to amuse people most. My first post was odd, but people were most amused by the word treadle that I'd chucked in at the last moment for no reason.

silly Shuya, keyboard is not engine
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Haha!
Even tea engine would have raised a giggle. Interdimensional just added the kick to my diaphragm. From the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# a nice bit of hatstandery to start the afternoon
woo
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# schmerg schmerg merm schmerg merm merm schmerg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# you are dibnah!
/sniggers : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# haha
those Krazy Krauts!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# this is completely hatstand
I approve most heartly
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 27 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahaha good lord
How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# HAPPY DAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# HAP-PAP-PAPPY BAY
Cheers mister :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday
have some cayke



15 seconds of MSpaint baking for your b3taday : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Yay!
*blows out candles*

*wish*

Cheers mister :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# There be a big bus in my poo
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# why am I looking at your slightly illuminated bus?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# well i was in Maipu in Argentina
and it made me giggle evedently it's lost on you ( it sounds like mypoo you see and i'm a puerile fucker) also it was night
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Shadow/Highlight
is your friend

EDIT:

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Don't be a smartarse
:*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Jealousy is an ugly emotion young lady


*pokes with spoon*

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# *cries and sues you for domestic abuse*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# yeah that really has
made it...............
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Well at least you can tell it's a bus and read the sign on it now...




/was only trying to help

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha!
see, now its funny!

hahahahaha

maipu

it sounds like my poo! hahaha poo!! pooo!! hahahahah ahaha

schmerg schmerg schmerg schmerg schmerg merm merm schmerg
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
#
They'd have liked it
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Come on, vamanos, everybody, let's go!

Original
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 27 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hehehe boots!
:o)

edit :can i ask a question - i recently entered this competition and submitted this pic



i didnt get any votes :o( bummer.. but this pic some how managed to get a vote...



now i know mines not fantastic - but i feel its better than the other one. maybe i'm just sour...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Yours is ace but it needs more blood stained Kimono ;)
The other one's a big seamy bag of shite. With a fucking wolf.

Edit: Like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# mmm nice!!
:o) thanks btw!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hmm, it's hard to say Rev
as all these things are subjective. The bottom one is always a good subjct. Wolves and a moon how can you go wrong? It is however poorly shopped ( certainly for competition standards ).

I don't mind your effort but the things that put me off it is the model just looks rough and stiff. ( I hope you submitted it without the anti NSFW bra because it looks like an inkblot ;))
The lighting on the model is all to cock compared to the light sources known to viewer the and your edges are a tad hard.
I'm personally into more convincing starfields but that's no way a criticism.

Sorry you asked now aren't you? ;)

Don't sweat it. People have fuck all taste and the only person you should aim to please with your art is yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hahah no not sorry i asked
i shall just kill myself now :D nah i knew mine wasnt fantastic - but i felt the wolf one - well the colours and the lighting look wrong and there is no stars to be found at all. i just feel a bit pissed that this got a vote and mine didnt - then i know this person has made up other ids on a similar forum - so maybe he's just voting for himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Someone should submit that Seamhorse thing
I bet it would get votes if that's the standard people are voting for ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# the thing is
its an advance photoshop forum - most of the work is fantastic...but this one isnt...!

advancedphotoshop.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=886
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Arf!
Yeah it sticks out a mile on there. I wonder if the guy's just taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hehe, Like I said, you should never let it concern you
or you'll be cutting your ears off before you know it.

I'm far from perfect myself and often overlook so many basic things but when asked to look I tend to spot them afterwards. ( it all depends on current levels of jesus juice )

I think the real thing, the more I look at yours is the lighting. It's always best to pick your composition pieces from pictures taken with similar lighting. The rock has a light source above and right. There is an obvious light source to the rear which is casting no shadow and the model has a light source front and left. It's accepted in a studio but for an 'outdoor' scene, well, you got your lanterns all over the place fella ;)
quickest way around things is transform all your pieces on the horizontal before you start so that they all have the light source coming from one general area.
Or ignore me, because I'm not nearly proficient enough with photoshop ( being self taught via the internet ) to lecture anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# pah
your stuff is bloody ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# haha
Stoppit! I nearly spilled my rhubarb crumble.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# What sort of fool votes for seams?
That is WRONG, they haven't even fixed the difference in brightness
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# well thats what got me
the fact the worl looks like a daytime pic and its supposed to be a nightime pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Online voting...
is a popularity contest.

You need more friends. If you would have whored out a link with which to vote here beforehand, you probably would have had at least one person who could be arsed to sign up to whatever forum to vote for you.

Or they voted for themselves. Which is a bit likely. Even a friend doesn't vote for a seamy wolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sun 27 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# yeah probably right
:o)

i'm sure he voted for himself - he made up a character on a different forum that i mod on to back himself up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Maybe cos its bigger
318,951 bytes





/trainee natzi :)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ahh but on a slow day
thats fine :oD

/trainee nazi soother!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Not only is the other one a little bit seamy
but the pic of the wolf was blatantly taken during the day, then shopped in front of a moon, and most people could have done a better job in about 10 - 15 minutes.

Whereas yours has a hot chick with a sword, and I've already 'spent' at least 15 minutes on it...


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# thank you sir!
you ar right - thats the thing that got me - he hadnt even bothered to adjsut colour etc. :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# It's an animal
Girls will always vote for pictures of animals over pictures of girls. And girls vote in this kind of thing more than blokes.

Had you included an animal (a unicorn for preference) you would have got more votes.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ahh - yes your right
more animals less girls :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# wahey
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hehe
thank you sir :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# WHY ISN'T THERE A SEPARATE "I LIKE THIS"
for the fox picture!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I think the board is just about
slow enough to bore you with this shite. Imminent Grand Prix means I can't be arsed getting into anything 'proper' right now.



Click for bigger (163KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# You must have a massive resolution, eye-scouringly bright monitor
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Oh sorry
Sticky, it looks fine to me. ( I do however have two 21" cad monitors )

Edit:// and I did have it in mind as a desktop wallpaper and I always subconsciously make them dark as I prefer the icons on a dark background.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# or you could edit at
50 percent if you only have
normal monitors like us



What do you do P some ace design job
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# No not at all.
I don't work much any more but I worked in construction. I just potter about with tattyshop as a hobby to keep me out of the pub ( and still married )

1024x768
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Oooo I like that!
It's shiny and prettyful.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Heh, all I meant is that it's dark and the resolution is a bit iffy in places.
Especially on the moon. That might just be the fault of the source image though. Try this one, it's nice and crisp and already bigger than than the one you've used. :)

Personally, I don't mind what shade my desktop is, so long as it's not too "busy".
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Wow
thats an ace image.

I have a pretty large monitor too
21 Trinitron but its a getting a bit
dark now.
Ok tho for £40 from an auction,
even has a sticker on it saying"
UNATHORISED ACCESS TO THIS
COMPUTER SYSTEM MAY
CONSTITUE A CRIMINAL OFFENCE"

Hope it's an ex MI6
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Ah, I see what you mean.
I used a very hi res moon image but it was so sharp it looked ridiculous. There is a fair amount of blur purposely added and some fade.
It was meant to have a surreal look to it ( and it only got the moon at the last minute, I was going to shop an alien planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hm. I think perhaps it looking ridiculous is more to do with it needing to fit in
If you look at our moon, it tends to look crisp, but it glows quite brightly, especially when it's that big. That makes the clouds around it a sort of off-white grey. What you've done is make the clouds colour affect the moon, rather than the other way round.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I agree.
And I don't like it that much but at least I'm comfortable that I never set out to paint a photo-realistic scene, if I had then that would never have been posted and I'd have painted the buildings. Perhaps I was getting post-lack fever and just rustled some crap up quick as a fix.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Pfft
I can certainly understand that
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I'm on a 23inch monitor
at 1680 x 1050, and it looks lully from here. Good job.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sun 27 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# The moon's lonely and wants to be with everyone
Unfortunately, no one has told it in doing so it's unleashing lethal gravitational forces which will shortly ruin the Guinness

/long shot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# have you been
smoking the monkey shit at the zoo again?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# To much exotic cheese last thing last night
my dreams were exceedingly odd
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit total recall-y
(Dread Pirate Roberts, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Nice
although quite why you bothered with the copyright bit at the bottom, I have no idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Back at last

It's good to be back. My damn employers have blocked access to b3ta, so no more posts from the office. Do they expect me to WORK instead?
(Polygraphic, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Those f**king w*n*ers!
I say you Goatse them, and goatse them good.

Woo pic, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Mine to
www3.barnesy.org used to get around this to a degree, though these days you can only see about 20% of the pictures due to the in-house hosting, which makes coming here rather pointless at work.

Woo pic btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# HAHA
excellent image.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
(mmelon, Sun 27 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 27 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Excellent pic
(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Sun 27 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Never did get a good write up
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# i dont think they gave it
long enough pfffttt - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# that tagline has put me in mind of a song.
*jarvises*
"'cos seconds turn to hours
and the hours turn into days..."
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# On this last Sunday in May...
Let us pray!

(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Lettuce spray!
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
#

wallpaper [1280]
wallpaper [1024]
mos gallery www.coolbubble.com/gallery.asp?gallery_name=mos
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# sitting on my desktop now
go on st george! you get 'im my son
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Wow, really nice use of textures
edit/ good drawing too, of course. I thought you were someone else posting a coloured version of your picture for some reason. Nice to see you're still alive, at any rate.
Did you ever get a job in graphicy stuff in the end? Or are you still doing something dull?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
#
thank you mr Label.
I never tried to - dull always pays much better :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Ah, but you might as well enjoy yourself if you have to work
otherwise it's doubly a waste of time
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# this is really beautious
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# That's lovely.
And my new wallpaper.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sun 27 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# hehe! very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# This is humungously woosome!
I really like the way it has been coloured.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Nicely done Tweak
Looks like a paper scan, which is always good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# wow love the colours!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# that's really nice that is
woo!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# wooooo!
Guess what's on my desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I've been teaching bikes some tricks...
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# cor.
they're rather ace bikes
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# why thank you
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# i demand you make them in real life
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# ning
jus had a wee look in the isketch but no b3ta room.

did it not take off after you advertised it earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# thats not an old bike is it?
i've heard about old bikes and new tricks WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Sorry...

Clank for REAL and biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# that reminds me
I need to puke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 27 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hey,
at least the broken sores means you wouldn't be going in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# sproooooaaagh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 27 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# heh
zombste :D

*goes back to eating chicken sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# bumming zombies, eh? who'd have ever thought?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Why
are your zombies obsessed with suprisingly expensive for supposed sub-culture shoes?

Love your stuff though, cleek
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Save us Superman!


Careful not to slip down the old Japs-eye now!

Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 27 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha!
i lol to that you bastard :p
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha For King Charles and down with Cromwell!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# cromwell
hasn't got spaniels named after him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Actually he was named after the dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# so was my mum
that's why she's called rover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha on a picture? LOL!
www.carsurvey.org/images/vauxhall_cavalier_1.jpg

Edit: *reads filename, notices it's a compo entry, but doesn't actually get it*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
Text on a picture it may be, but it's still funny!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Yes
(Londingham ., Sun 27 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

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