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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

That made me laugh far more than it should have done

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

Smacking anyone who tries to make me give money

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

Sounds like a good deal.

*hands over a fiver*
*bares arse*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

Makes *me* give money fool

Although I'm still going to take your cash.

Yoink!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

Damnit!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

can i have a fiver?

*bares arse*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

*thinks*

No!

*steals wallet*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

i knew i shouldn't have kept my wallet in my arse

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

'ning baldy

I'm being excessively cynical today. And conical.
But less cone-like.

I don't know. How're you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

I'm not sure.

I think I might be suicidal again for no good reason.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

It's because I've been stalking you isn't it?

*stalks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

Really?

Kill someone else first to get the practise in.
You don't want to fuck sommit like that up. all the Emos would just point and laugh at you through poetry

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

I am having a wank

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7236764

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

A quick J. Arthur

is better with a J. Edgar.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

but the attachment is too small

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

And oh so brief...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

Fucking a lost four year old

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

Ooooooouch

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

ohhhhhhhh he went there

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

And she only stepped out

to get a Carbon Monoxide detector.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

Yay!

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

YOU BASTARD

YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE TO SEE ME BEING A MASSIVE CROSS POSTING WHORE.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

I read about this

in the Daily Express

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Rincewind, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

Having a nice sit down and a cup of tea

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

I'm doing that to!

Although now with not enough tea.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

I made a whole pot for myself

I am cunning and greedy!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

As little as possible!

/day off blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

ZOMG there's a dolphin in the Mississippi!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

hahahaha!

im leaving my infant children at home alone while i go out looking for her.

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mr spoons, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

Our Daughters Gone Missing....

But at least we got to meet the Pope, have an extended stay in portugal and call their police daygo spicks.

(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

Might want to delete this....

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

er....

why?

(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

People often get upset if you start a thread

without a picture.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

Because

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

Woo!

(Adrian Monk, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

Also you are a prick

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

and it's not funny

millions of catholics are now neglicting their children in the hope they will be kidnapped and the parents can get an audience with the pope.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

^this^

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

millions?

*looks around for free kids*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

Quick, grab as many as you can!

Before these fools realise they're worth about 2.6 million each

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

profit!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

prick?

Of the highest order and proud of it.

(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

are you a regular or a true troll?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

I'd say

A true troll
Because i've noticed that you hardly ever produce any artwork yet bitch that janet and john is getting harder for you these days without the picture refs

(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

yay, a chance to try out my new b3ta bunker pic!

to the bunker!

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

i ain't going in there!

those memes give me the fear!

nice pic though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

aww, come on in, the water's lovely...

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

that's not a pool

it's a big pot!

*runs away screaming*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

damn *puts away huge knife and fork*

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

cannibal tribes lacked the technological advances in metal work to produce a pot big enought to hold a 'white man'

so the drawings of old that you see in books are incorrect, they were more liekly to chop you up and BBQ bits of you over an open fire.

strange but true.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

But i'm not going to B&Q!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

homebase?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmm, BBQ

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

they could spit-roast you

I'd have thought

(pfft)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

i must invite you round for lunch one afternoon

;)

*texts rugby team*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

I see no fear

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

ah see.

i said the fear
not teh fear.

there's a difference, i think

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

Either way I'm suiting up

and heading in

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

nice looking joystick t-shirt you got there

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

thank you very much

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

Haha

I like how chunky Brian's suit is.
Domo FTW! \o/

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

I recognise that door

I used to walk through it five days a week. The smoking area is off to the left.

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schesis reported missing on, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:09, archived)

Not forgetting the substantial "Help find madeleine fund"

and celebrity attention

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

Yeah...

What IS that money for?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

It......helps

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

it helps with the pain

all the money baths really sooth the hurt

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

I knew b3ta was cynical

But you're all starting to sound like conspiracy theorists

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

I've always enjoyed a good conspiracy

It makes me feel like a sleuth

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

3) Profit

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

I never worked that out

Volenteers don't get paid
The papers fund themselves
The posters would have been sponsored

Ransom money?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

My understanding was it was a reward for information

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

I got some information...

she's probably dead by now.

So where's my cash.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

*mustnt laugh*

sod it HAHAHAHAHA!

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

and this^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

^this

*sniggers*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

...that's the first time

I've hestitated over the 'Post' button

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

haha yea

hull

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

I've also just thought, it is actually cheaper to get someone killed than it is to find them.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

hahahaha!

Quote of the day!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

haha!

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

but how much have they raised already?

Don't get me wrong, but a £1,000,000 reward is just as appealing as 5.

If I had information, I wouldn't try hold out for another million

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

this is true

infact i'll grass on my own mother for that kind of money.

i think its up to £2.6 million reward now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

this^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

I would hold out

I'd want an audience with the pope and watch him finger his ring

(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

re: the sponsorship

It was in bad taste, I thought, to lay out that big useless poster news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6698215.stm in News of the World format.

(Junathan testing..., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

I knew a West Indian girl

in Aylesbury called Ophelia Dick. She had a Brother called Everard. I kid you not.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

you might want to see

www.b3ta.com/board/7233527

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

I've now got Tequila by Terrorvision in my head

aaarrggghh!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

hmm

Oh rules - schmules

(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

touche

smouche

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

YOU ARE FAIL!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

hehe, needs more picture ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

indeed

i might have some pics this afternoon, just ned to get some darn work out of the way.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

crack on dear boy,

crack on.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

hahaha

I own a mug with his face on it; brandishing the headline

"I'M NOT GAY, I'M SPECIAL"

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

how utterly dapper!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

why is he sweating?

is the VAT man round?

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

Tuesday was yesterday

*flogs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

You utter hamtoucher

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

oh dear oh dear

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

This is just creeping me out

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

....

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

Cool!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

anyone else

notice the unfortunate anagram of Maddie...?

(mobi I completed the Internet on 'hard'. Twice., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

yes, unfortunately, yes.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

dime ad

the people who make dime bar are missing a trick, they could make millions off of this.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

Hahahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

im dead?

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wjh31, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

Then how did you post that message?

You're fooling no one, you know.

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Rincewind, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

Its just for tax purposes

When the year is over he'll go and explain that it was a huge mistake

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

I never thought of that

Perhaps she's telling us... from beyond the grave...

*releases mist for added affect*

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

*holds nose*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

'lo chief

*edit* wait, she came back from the grave and changed her name?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

oh well done you :)

*slow claps*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahaha

'ning archie

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

'ning fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

pffft

how cutting :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

I would be sarcastic, but it may be lost on him :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

really

how interesting

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

I was genuinely confused with /talk for a moment there

much like yourself

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

Dear Lord

Is that Steve Cougan?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

Really?

*ignores*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

'ning folks....

I'll toss this away early...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

Verily, come and haveth ye go

if ye think ye is harde enoughe.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

is that the Blackpool Yates's?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

Bolton 'parently...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

I did indeed recocgnise it, just not very accurately ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

You have a wide knowledge of the wine lodge?

BTW... your sig...

"Yeah, I can't come into work today. So fuck off."

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

haha

nice one.

I've not been in a Yates's for many, many years, I just happen to pass by a few. I do love a blob though ( aussie white wine, hot water lemon and sugar ) but they serve it in my local club so no issues there.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

as the actress said to the dialysis machine

/ac

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

that's not funny

but I laughed anyway.

P.s. woo to OP

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

Haha!

Braaaaawwwllll!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

leave it gary

'e's not wurff it!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

They'll need a new tagging system

Story

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:14, archived)

mwa ha ha ha ha

(note for non-english: blue-top milk = regular, green top = semi-skimmed, red top=water with chalk in)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

Mrs Badger is going on some healthy eating trip

so we only get water/chalk now. It just has no substance.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:17, archived)

i've never understood the point of skimmed milk

can't you just buy semi then water it down/use a bit less
and achieve the same effect for less money?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

Or just turn the tap on

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

or masturbate into the kettle

then top it up with water and boil it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

I though adding salt was bad!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

Money saving tips 101 with Mockingbird:

Number 43: Human semen makes a healthy alternative to mayonnaise for tuna sandwiches

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

could you name that tune?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

Yes.

Its "I have a sandwich" by the sand witches.

One hit wonders.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:25, archived)

Their follow-up single "Not just bread and butter"

charted about 44 in the Indie\Bosa Nova charts I think

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

dear lord...

mindpiss (although yours had added hummus)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

Its sad really.

at least they'll be able to make money by playing the gay clubs in brighton for a few years and doing a few lads mags pin-ups before fading into obscurity

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

10 years later the lead singer and the bassoonist

re-form the band with a new line up, release a novelty charity single which stays at number one for seemingly forever, release a greatest hits album which fails to chart, then once again fade in obscurity.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

it's the circle of life

it's the wheel of fortune

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

although they later reached number 43

with "selling sea shells"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

Does that count as mindpiss?

Edit: Yep, apparently it does...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

I think it does

due to the closeness of our listed chart positions.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

tip 44:

rather than eating any sort of fish or seafood, punch a diseased cow around the anus until your entire fist plunges wrist-deep into the poor creature's hot slurry-filled shitter. Now lick your hands clean.

I don't like fish

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

I rather like skimmed milk

but in a very different way than I like proper milk

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

I think I know what you mean

like UHT has a nice flavour, but I wouldn't use it on a day-to-day basis

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:22, archived)

UHT milk is the devils spunk

it's fucking rank, i hate the stuff, the taste is just wrong.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

Reminds me of school milk

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

I heard it was Headmaster's spunk!

but only one boy got it, once a month,unless the head came in torrents, then you were all lucky!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

\o/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

Ah - try UHT skimmed milk

It's not quite so vile, and handy as emergency standby tea-topper.

Only real use for skimmed milk.
Should post this as a top tip...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

red top=water with ~~chalk~~ water in

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:18, archived)

red top = water with ~~chalk water~~ tippex in

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

that'll confuse...

over here it's red for the one with most fat content...
then dark blue and light blue... =)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

Bloody French

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

bloody not!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

note for the Brits..

In the US:
Red is whole
Blue is 2%
Green is 1%
Pink is the water chalk
;)

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:32, archived)

American milk is gorgeous!

must be due to fatter cows!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

*Learns in time for trip to Florida*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

This because americans get everything wrong

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

Bet they get Salt&Vinegar / Cheese&Onion crisps the wrong way round too.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

my moo shake brings all the profs to the yard

and they're like
it's better than yours
damn right
it's better than yours
i could teach you
but i'd have to charge

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:17, archived)

*pays*

*awaits revalations*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

*squeezes nips ~ sprays chalky water*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

*finishes*

*wipes on hair*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:20, archived)

I have £3.78.

Will that suffice?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

*takes deposit*

come back when you have the rest

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:22, archived)

Oh, hold on.

I just found the remaining 7p down the back of a sofa.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7236571

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

Yes. But you don't get any sprinkles

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:22, archived)

Hehe!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:18, archived)

So all the milk skimmers will be out of work!

All we need now is the cows to milk themselves for a fully automated dairy!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

Just like wood carving and canoe fashioning

before too long it'll be a skill lost to the ages

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

true

It's a very long time since I saw a cow fashioning a canoe.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

with the extra plus

that I would pay to watch that

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

Just a quick TJ:

But this Madeleine thing is starting to get stupid.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6701819.stm

Apparently they're now going to see the pope.
How is the pope going to get their kid back? Seriously. He doesn't have magic pope powers to suddenly make her appear.
They're basically taking a day off to meet the pope.

AND LEAVING THEIR OTHER KIDS SOMEWHERE.
as if they didn't learn the first time.

omg.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:32, archived)

The pope's got her..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

He's going to check his collection so see if he picked her up by mistake

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

He's re-starting the eugenics program!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

oh, I like him already.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

I was thinking this the other day

along the lines of a BBC page "POPE refuses to shop the priest who has Maddie saying we've moved him to another church and he'll never do it again" but I got lazy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

bbbut.....didn't he die...

along with Peel and that whale in some river?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

He regerates with a new body after a few series

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

they're being advised to do high profile things

to keep the medias attention high.
expect to see one of them tight rope walk
over the grand canyon at some point.
also they're are going to a general audience
with the pope, there will be lots of
other people there.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

I donno, I'm quite bias about this whole thing

because there is more than 1 missing child in the country at the moment but no one seems to care about the others.
Its a bit shit how you can value human life by its worth in newspaper sales

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

^This.

There will be a family out there who have lost their kid, screaming at the tele "Where's our fucking news story?" everytime Maddy is mentioned.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

Hunt the maddy

The family of the kid in Lewes
only trouble being we can't blame a foreign police force and get self righteous about it.

(Ophelia Balls, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

did you see the post from yesterday

i think it was happy toast. he had the actual stats of missing children.
scary stuff.

i totally agree with what you're saying.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

Yea just glasscocxed it

I don't be the one to say it, but odds of her still being alive are pretty slim.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

Not least because the media hype

may have caused her abductor to panic, and do something drastic

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

omg indeed.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

this 'news' story

caused me to shout at the TV yesterday
("The fucking pope? What?")
and also this morning
("You're leaving the other kids behind? WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK??")
and has cuased my housemates some concern.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

Hahaha I couldn't help but laugh at that

If I were them, I've never let my other kids leave my sight.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

exactly.

Then again, if I were them I'd be insane by now.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

Well...

If you are looking for someone who knows about child abduction a catholic priest may well be a useful source

(Alexander Graham Smell, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

Aint done one of these for ages! Morn' all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:13, archived)

COOL McGOOL!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:14, archived)

that's particularly fine

and a good start to the day. Cheers.

TJ: what's the link to stats board?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:16, archived)

thank you

and once more I must reveal that I mispronounce your user name as

miss-tan-doe

*bow*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:17, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm on the stats board! (in the bottom bit) with a personal best of 86 messages.

I'm feeling special right now.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:18, archived)

Emm-stan-dott.

I aint no miss!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

I know I'm wrong

I do it anyway.

Like the thing with my cousin when she's too drunk to remember.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:20, archived)

some of us like to imagine it so

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

Lully!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

i don't really see it myself....

:D sorry!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:22, archived)

Some of you may be too young to get this...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:57, archived)

Haha! not me.

Good old whispering Bob.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:59, archived)

That's brilliant. Woo!

There was a whistle test documentary on last night and I chuffing missed it. Funnily enough I was watching a 1982 whistle test the other day because Japan were on it. Ah joy. Plus, Whispering Bob! Bonus.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:59, archived)

That would be me!

Too young! Explain please.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:02, archived)

Old Grey whistle test:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Grey_Whistle_Test
and adapted for the compo with Whistler's Mother in :)

something silly to get the day started

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:04, archived)

Oh I see!

I saw a man standing peeeing, hence the confusion!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:06, archived)

Haha! Like an ink-blot test

Probably means you had issues with your parents or something.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:08, archived)

I had issues with Trellis' parents too

and I don't see weeing.

I see blood. Oh so much blood.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:16, archived)

you've walked into the mens by mistake, luv

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:08, archived)

You would have loved whispering

Bob Harris. It was compulsory.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:09, archived)

that's lovely that is

(

new_matt, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:02, archived)

some of YOU

may be too old

:P

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:03, archived)

365 days between us, that's all.....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:04, archived)

a tragic tale of true love seperated by the ages

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:07, archived)

where they ultimately die at the end

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:09, archived)

is that what they told you?

*is already signed up for the lead role in the sequel*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

I'll be back...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:16, archived)

Haha!

Another quality TGA post!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:12, archived)

I'm way too young* to know how brill that is

contains 100% of teh lie

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:17, archived)

yeah. Anyone

with a username like that definitely saw the 70's. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

meh...

young uns these days eh?

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

Oh ho!

College boy eh?

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rjmrjm, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

SPOT THE MOUSTACHE no.3: The Bali Dali

hmm.. to animate or to not animate ..

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:25, archived)

Pink elephants on parade

Here they come, hippity hoppity!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:27, archived)

Minor TJ

I think I win for quotes on the stat board today:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:35, archived)

Agreed

Although mine's not bad as they go. I see ives is compensating for his impending disappearance...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:38, archived)

mines is alright

'ning Sexy McTrelly

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:58, archived)

'ello Minkinator!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:02, archived)

does

not
compute

ey up weaselmeister

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:04, archived)

Had a good long weekend?

I took yesterday off work, so i've only got a 3 day week \o/

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:05, archived)

\o/

3 day week FTW!

my weekend was ok. nothing too exciting happened.
yourself?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:06, archived)

Mine was good, finally got some new wheels

I'm sporting a mk3 golf now. Not as swank as my old car though, but it'll do until I get some more money to buy sommit good.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:09, archived)

and

it has the added bonus of not being a BMW!
\o/

what kind of car did you have before?

mrs trellis just got a brand new car by the way

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:13, archived)

what man?

Are you mad? The Beemer is the finest thing known to man. I'm currently on my 8th, or 9th. I lost count.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:18, archived)

yes

but you're a cunt.

deny it, you can't can you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

No but that has nothing to do with my choice of vehicle.

I have a nissan too if that helps, and a couple of bikes. The missus drives a beemer though so that won't help.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:29, archived)

BMW = excellent car

BMW driver = cunt

it's a sad fact

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

I think that's just down to the

myriad of 3 series 'owning' reps who drive like cunts whatever car they happen to have been given.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

'Ning Monsieur le Mink

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:03, archived)

Mme Trellis bonjour

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:05, archived)

'ning mate.

Did you notice I got a reply from Steve at IPC publishing? Posted it yesterday.

I was quite happy with roasted swans,

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:40, archived)

linkage!!!

*can never remember the stat board addy*

'nings all!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:45, archived)

Link? You want link?

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html Ta da!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:47, archived)

I'm never in the top 30 anymore :(

Actually, that's probably something to be glad about

(

mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:49, archived)

This^

Although I've kinda gotten used to my name in the top 30.
I feel like a media has-been now

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:50, archived)

Nearly died of shock to find myself so high

Kinda like it now though...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:53, archived)

hahahahaha this is what it must feel like to exit big brother

and drift into obscurity

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mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:54, archived)

And yet the paparazzi still lurk

Hoping for that shot of you in your underpants.

*click*
*sells*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:55, archived)

*purchases*

*perves*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 8:56, archived)

*trawls red-light district for hookers in an poor attempt to win back some media attention*

^{*and cheap thrills.
^{*$1 thrills.
^{*kicked in the nuts}}}

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:00, archived)

Sada, anyone?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 8:55, archived)

no ima quite

joyful a todaya Luigi. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:01, archived)

her name's ma rio

and she dances on the sand

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:05, archived)

Pfft!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:06, archived)

I agree. A couple of weeks ago I was top for some time

I was quite ashamed. I looked at the weekend and was hovering below the top 30 and there was joy. Looking now I'm back up to 8th. It's like I've failed at weightwatchers and all the other fat ladies are tittering at me from behind their hands. That's the kind of shame.

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:55, archived)

*titters from behind hand*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:55, archived)

*shames* more

and piles on the posts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:57, archived)

I'm in no position to shame as I've fallen off completely

since my short stint at the top.

I'm officially that poster that they hang up at weight watchers to serve as an example so people don't drop out

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:08, archived)

mictoboy will be pleased

cheers me dears

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:49, archived)

No sweat

Now, about these stolen pens?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:53, archived)

Freebies!!!

Thor and i were subject to his sticky fingers
:P

((oo-er))

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:55, archived)

Haha!

I need to get back up there....been away for too many days last week :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:58, archived)

that is well trippy

woo :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:28, archived)

'nings jec

taling bout trippy, have you seen that game
called Haze that's due at the end of the year?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:47, archived)

Haze? I think I find

*will remind myself on youtube now*

Just watched the new Warhawk running on the PS3, looks v intense.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:07, archived)

Haze doesn't give much away in the trailers

but basically, you start off as a soldier for a medical/military company
with cool weapons fighting poorly equipped insurgents.
The twist is something called Nectar, which when administered
gives you super abilities, but overdosing causes hallucinations
and the loss of the ability to determine friend from foe.

it's being hailed as a war game that turns into a game about war
it's all very MGS in its political stance
looks interesting and pretty trippy in places

Warhawk does look tastey, shame it's multiplayer only :(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:12, archived)

Speak English man!

is this xbox thingy stuff?

I'm still happy playing Tiberium Wars and Spellforce 2. Quick, to the geekmobile!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

306 and PS3 i think

with which bit did i confuse you with?
*thought i was speaking ze english

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

all of it*

*I'm just a PC snob and don't favour consoles ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

i think it may have a PC version in the works as well

*i'm just a game Snob and i play anything*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

aye, looks v nice with the trailer

Gutted that Warhawk is multi-only, but I'll be back on broadband tomorrow so I intend to get the original running on the PSP :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:25, archived)

i'm still fighting the inner debate as to wether i want a PS3 or a 360

at the moment, i'm going chewing through these facts....
a) Microsoft are up to something a bit funny with micro transactions
and
b) Sony online games will not be supported by Sony
which means you could buy an online game and if the studio
that made it goes bust, gets too busy or a number of other
factors the online servers for that game could disappear

PSP is all about MGS portable ops at the mo
brilliant game

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

I got a bit frustrated with the controls

but it is indeed excellent stuff.

I've got the PSP running alot of PSX stuff at the mo, currently playing Castlevania Symphony of the Night again, utter class :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

that's the PSP all over :(

i love castlevania!
i have it on the original PS with the soundtrack CD extra :)

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

and the free artwork book too

awesome :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

I'm simply against the 360

because it's a PC in a black box and my PC's are already higher spec than it. Almost all Xbox titles will be available on the PC at some point. I'm an RPG / strategy gamer and the PC will always do that better.
The PS3 looks tempting but I know it would be a waste. I bought my PS2 when they were still quite expensive, never used it after the first few weeks and gave it away after a year.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

and?

i've had a PS2 since it's release, i still buy games for it
it's hosted some of my life's greatest gaming moments
i wont be giving it away to anyone for some time :)

and yes, the xbox is a PC in a box
a box that doesn't have to be "upgraded" every 6 months (my original is still played and it's 5 years old
could you imagine playing PC games on a 5 year old PC?)
a box that doesn't force me to "check my system requirements" everytime i purchase a game
a box that hosts "finished" games that are without the need of patches and fixes after release
a box that's dedicated to running games, not office software and tinternets :)

i love PC games, it's just such a shitty market
that rewards it'sa followers by releasing stuff they can no longer play
without spending another £400 on the latest Graphics card

i only use my PC for RTS games, it's the only area it has the advantage
i hate MMORPGs, they just look poo, especially the fighting
give me a proper one player RPG any day

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

Oh I don't disagree

it's just a situation that suits me personally. I'd upgrade my machine regardless of being a gamer. I'm just like that. I'm a bit of geek with graphics cards and will always buy new when something substantially new arrives in the ATI portfolio.

I suppose it will all change in a couple of years when my boy is old enough to want to have a console.

Edit:// I'm with you on the RPG thing, I'm playing Neverwinter nights 2 and Oblivion shivering Isles right now. The idea of MMO does not apeal to me. Having said that I pop into WoW every now and again for a bit of light fun. Even then I'm a loner there.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

i'm holding out for the day when it's all universal

like the film industry in that you can play any film on any DVD player
one day, they'll be just one gaming platform and everyone
can just concentrate on making great games

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

isn't that called "Windows"?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

NO!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

it's like you are in my head

reading my brianz!

woo!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:41, archived)

nelly in the sky

with diamonds!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:46, archived)

Unnerving.

Woo!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 8:51, archived)

that is ace

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:52, archived)

Woo

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:03, archived)

Revenge, Doherty, REVENGE!

Oh, 'ning all :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:20, archived)

Pfft. Is it Doherty tiem?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:23, archived)

oh christ lol :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:24, archived)

*groans*

Too early for that!
'Ning Ghostie

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:24, archived)

'ning mate

I hope all your trellises are trellissing peachily this morning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:26, archived)

Er..... I'm well, thanks

May all your rivers be ghostie and all your ghosts be damp

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:37, archived)

Can't beat a soggy spectre.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:00, archived)

haha

thilly

'ning b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:24, archived)

'Ning Nibbles

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:26, archived)

'ning nimby!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:32, archived)

'lo ghosty

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:32, archived)

'ning mate

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:34, archived)

8.5/10

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:09, archived)

jeebus on a unicycle !

check out the enormous todger on the .. oh, sorry, wrong window

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:13, archived)

STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOW.

ON SECOND THOUGHTS, CONTINUE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:17, archived)

*high fives*

*smacks the kid*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:18, archived)

REQUIRED VEIWING:

youtube.com/watch?v=6k_HQ1JLApM

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d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:39, archived)

yay!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:51, archived)

cool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:52, archived)

WHERE'S THE EIGHT-HOUR VERSION?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:52, archived)

ART FAG ALERT LEVEL ELEVINTYTWELVE

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:55, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBbGTHMGXMY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:56, archived)

i am the best dishwasher repair guy in the world

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz_dMIBu7b0

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:58, archived)

you just wanted to get a feel of its bottom holes

/edit: anyone remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=jtstIaOWPTY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:14, archived)

HOLD IT, HOLD IT!

*freeform bar chords*

Art band! [continue]

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:18, archived)

the original version sounds alot weirder.

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d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:33, archived)

I KNOW BUT IT AIN'T ON YOUTUBE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:47, archived)

Someone owes me 4:15 of my life back

And a hamburger for my trouble.
No gherkin.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:24, archived)

this is the best way you would have spend it.

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d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:34, archived)

You're probably right

but I still reserve my right to complain

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:16, archived)

You're in early Weasel

'Ning!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:20, archived)

Yup!

Work to do, people to see, evil Columbian drug lords to twart, countries to liberate.
It'll be a busy day

How're you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:31, archived)

'ning all

i'm off for an exam :)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:10, archived)

Good luck!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:15, archived)

You're going to need it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:16, archived)

I don't need luck!

I saw the exam paper last night!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:19, archived)

you know I wasn't talking to you, weasley

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:57, archived)

Bindun?

(McMurphy, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:16, archived)

AAAAHHHAHAHHAH!

I fucking love that.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:30, archived)

Anyone looks smarter in a Bellini

(McMurphy, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:35, archived)

BANGIN' BEATS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:40, archived)

Woo!

hahahahahah

(McMurphy, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:43, archived)

GET DOWN ON IT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:56, archived)

JUNGLE BOOGIE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:17, archived)

oh my, what is Officer Bacon doing to that dog

full image here -- www.pbase.com/alikatt/image/6496787

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:45, archived)

BUGGERY!

How peculiar.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:50, archived)

I say!

how odd

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:17, archived)

I hope you ave a great Ploice Officer

how rude!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:20, archived)

Yeah Chase rocks though he found the Rugs.

Poor Officer fucking Chase has to be dragged all the way to IKEA though!.

'ning all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:39, archived)

'ning RG

I hope everything is jingaly jangaly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:41, archived)

Yes

I got up this morning and took loads of rugs, I think I got burnt though, I swear they're mats!

Tell you what. It makes a great wallpaper too:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:45, archived)

Obviously his the standard issue police side willy.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:41, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:39, archived)

the enigmatic smile of ...

ta da taaaa

WOO

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:42, archived)

Uh-huh-huh.

WOOOOOOOOO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:50, archived)

Looks strangely like Kevin Pietersen.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:53, archived)

hmm..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0jPaTmWF5I

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Kaiser, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:57, archived)

how very hatstand!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:03, archived)

Uh, huh huh.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:55, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

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mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:38, archived)

Unh huh huh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:08, archived)

"Who built the pyramids?

E____!

Who built Stonehenge?

E____!

And what's going on down in the Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle?

Elvis needs boats,
Elvis needs boats,
Elvis-Elvis-Elvis-Elvis-Elvis needs BOATS!"

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:28, archived)

THE KING IS DEAD, THE KING IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE KING IS DEAD.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:36, archived)

smelvis

excellent work

(bunglist, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:29, archived)

the mona lisa-marie?

oh yeah

(markhatter, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:17, archived)

So it would seem.

*Ponders*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:20, archived)

THE FUMES IS MAKE MY HEAD HURT.

IT IS A NAWWTY FUMES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:24, archived)

GET SOME BREATHMINTS, MAN!

MY GOD!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:27, archived)

ISOPROPYL.

KILLS THE MOULD, AND A FEW MORE BRAIN CELLS ALONG THE WAY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:51, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:24, archived)

Im in ur thred,

replyin to ur post.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:28, archived)

does a vasectamy really take that many people?

or do they all just like to touch men's balls?

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d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:37, archived)

YES, AND ALSO, YES.

ACTUALLY I JUST USED THIS PICTURE BECAUSE IT WAS THE MOST WORK-SAFE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:49, archived)

You only need one man in order to perform a vaesectomy.

All the rest can be women.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:09, archived)

SHAZAM! THAT'S GOOD LOGIC.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:10, archived)

Run away before they get you.

THAT'S good logic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:15, archived)

SNIP SNIP

BEEP BEEP
yeah

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:43, archived)

Can't even take advantage yet (<3 months)

So so far it just makes me feel smug.

Stupid people multiply faster.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 30 May 2007, 7:18, archived)

continuing on an obscure surrealist tangent ....

for those of you who havent passed your "dead egyptian singers" class, that there be dalida. the rest is similar sophisticated humour

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:48, archived)

*signs with a flourish, and makes it his own*

*pockets his pencil and slyly rides home*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:50, archived)

^^^

now this, is fine art appreciation

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:55, archived)

WE LIKE TO SEE HIM BITING FINGERS IN HIS HORNY BEAK.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:00, archived)

Obscure surrealist tangents, eh?

Seems I've showed up for the party just in time.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:21, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:22, archived)

eek

/runs away and hides

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:59, archived)

Please mind...

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:47, archived)

I was doing my taxes, went off at a tangent, and apparently Einstein was wrong. So.....yeah.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:41, archived)

your maths hurt my brain, kind sirrah...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:46, archived)

There isn't any math on that.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:49, archived)

Well then

your Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:55, archived)

This is a valid complaint.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:13, archived)

every time i see that

i expect to see a piranha hanging off his tackle

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:50, archived)

THERE'S ALWAYS PIRANHAS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:20, archived)

chomp

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:51, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 5:58, archived)

LOOK OUT FOR PIRANHAS.

Also, wooo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:51, archived)

every time I see that...

I think his head seems lacking in hair, compared to the rest of him...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:37, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:49, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:52, archived)

Haha

I know this one! I know this one!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:56, archived)

My brain isn't used to being challenged

here on B3ta. Reading? Who does that?!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:21, archived)

Uh oh..

I'm scared, this almost makes sense...

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:32, archived)

have a picture what made sense in my head...

Click for bigger (94KB)

...but looking at it now, i just think i've been watching too much anime...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:41, archived)

Organ legging old school!!!

Hahahahaha, ace as ever.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:42, archived)

fluffy organ harvesting

beats hentai any day

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:45, archived)

^_^

any day?
^_-

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:46, archived)

well, except for thursdays

which is half day off at the octo-sushi kebab shop

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:51, archived)

Charlie? Charlie? Charlie?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:57, archived)

She asked me what I dared to daydream about in her class. I said I'd just invented a kinemassic field generator in my head.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:12, archived)

hahahha

i've run out of kittins. have a woo too

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:23, archived)

my son and I just had writing practice on the wall outside

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:40, archived)

URAUMNBNIMASXEBST!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:54, archived)

OIC!

EUGNSXMNNDN6.

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:18, archived)

It's actually 17 of them

(marrukah, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:48, archived)

ceci sont dix sept peeps

welcome. pull up a kitten. have a woo

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:50, archived)

that's one hi cockalorum you've got there.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 30 May 2007, 2:51, archived)

makes peeps want

to take off their pance
and dance dance

gawd, poetry

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:56, archived)

CAT! I'm a kitty cat.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:09, archived)

woo

if i woo your kitty with the kitty i just posted above, what is that ?

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:23, archived)

AWESOME.

and I dance, dance, dance

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:32, archived)

Hais! Can cut in?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:37, archived)

PURRR, PROVOCATIVE POSING.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:39, archived)

This was making the rounds in the geekosphere.

lolcode.com/

The sound of abused YACCs is getting rather thick. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:41, archived)

OH MY FUCK YES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:53, archived)

OH FUCK YEAH

THIS IS WONDERFUL :) :) :) :) :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:59, archived)

thats seksi tail twitching

that is

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OneOfSome, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:42, archived)

And I meow meow meow

and I meow meow meow!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:58, archived)

indeed it is

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:54, archived)

C'est tres bon, ca!

Bravo!

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enceladus, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:55, archived)

PEEP PEEP

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:08, archived)

Woo and yay.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:39, archived)

Thanks for the kittens,

y'all.

(marrukah, Wed 30 May 2007, 6:22, archived)

Hahaha!

Very good, very good.

(The_Epitome, Wed 30 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

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